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[sad organ music playing]
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Today, we honor
my beloved piano.
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Piano Reeves,
that's what I called him…
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was tragically smashed to pieces
by a family squabble
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and the cruel forces of gravity.
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A funeral for a piano?
This is weird, right?
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No, it's beautiful.
Like his eyes.
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If you need a shoulder
to cry on,
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I've been told
I have soft shoulder blades.
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By my doctor,
it's a medical condition.
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And now, since she had a hand
in my piano's untimely demise,
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I'd like to ask Erin
to say a few words.
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Here's a few words.
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I don't wanna be here.
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Come on, honey, say something,
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like I did when Muffin
passed away.
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Oh, was Muffin your old dog?
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No, my old chainsaw.
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I can still hear
its final putter in my arms.
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[imitating dying chainsaw]
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[sobbing]
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This is what you married, Mom.
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Okay, do I really have
to give a speech?
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- It was just a piano, dude.
- [gasps]
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Just a piano?
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Piano Reeves
wasn't just a piano.
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I was going to play him
as I proposed
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to Millie Bobby Brown one day.
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Now, how will I ever become
Aaron Bobby Brown?
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There's a bunch of stuff keeping
you from that dream, my guy.
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♪ No, we never gonna stop ♪
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- ♪ I'm a little more pop ♪
- ♪ I'm a little more rock ♪
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- ♪ Let's roll ♪
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
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♪ When this world brings us
something brand-new ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm gonna stand right by you ♪
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{\an8}♪ It's give and take
in this song we're singing ♪
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♪ Yeah, to the very end ♪
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♪ More than family,
now we're friends ♪♪
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[whinnying]
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Hey, Mom.
Mind whipping up
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some cookies for me
and the Captain?
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{\an8}Our chocolate chip levels
are dangerously low.
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{\an8}I am not your personal baker.
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{\an8}Plus, you two should eat
something healthy.
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{\an8}So, oatmeal raisin, then?
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{\an8}Ugh, I was so busy on the job,
I didn't have time to eat.
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Hey, good-looking.
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You are the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
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{\an8}[clears throat]
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{\an8}Besides my wife,
who I'm about to hug.
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{\an8}Mwah.
In your defense,
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{\an8}that sandwich does have it going on.
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{\an8}No, no, no, no, no.
Bad Captain Cutie Pie!
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{\an8}That's my sandwich!
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{\an8}Sorry, she must be hungry
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{\an8}from running around the house
all morning.
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Running around the house?
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Look, things have to change
now that we have a house horse,
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and I can't believe I just said
the words "house horse."
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We're gonna have
to get her trained.
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I'm tired of picking up Cutie poop.
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- Cutie nuggets?
- Cutie drops?
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Oh, we're still
working on the name.
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Don't listen
to your mean grandparents.
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You are perfect.
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[Captain Cutie Pie whinnying]
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I'll clean that up right after
I eat the backup sammy
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- I hid in the fridge.
- Oh!
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[chuckles]
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Oh, thanks, Dad!
I'm starving!
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No, no, no, not another sand…
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[screaming]
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Did I slip in a Cutie doody?
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Yes, but on the bright side,
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you came up
with the perfect name.
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Ah!
[laughing]
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Hello, my breaded beauty.
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Now that my dad's
out of the picture,
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I'm taking you straight down
to Tummy Town!
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[laughing]
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[keytar playing]
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♪ Piano Reeves,
why did you leave? ♪
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♪ Now I'm left here to grieve ♪
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[sobbing]
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Do you mind?
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Just pretend I'm not here.
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I've been trying all day.
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♪ Why, w-w-why,
w-w-why, why, why, why ♪
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What is possibly happening?
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You're acting
even weirder than usual,
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and I've seen you throw
a funeral for a piano.
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I'm sorry, it's just…
I really miss him.
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Can't you just buy a new piano?
I'm sure I can find you one.
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Pssh, yeah, right.
A Steinrich K-132 upright?
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I bet you a million bucks
you'll never find one.
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- Oh, found one!
- We didn't shake on it.
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The music store on the boardwalk's
having a huge sale.
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I'll even help you get it home.
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- You'd do that for me?
- Yeah.
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But only if you play me
some sweet walk-out music.
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Done.
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[electronic music playing]
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Do I have to help with training?
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Mom was just about
to bake me some cookies.
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No, I wasn't.
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Well, not with that
negative attitude.
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Look, Captain Cutie Pie
is your horse.
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It's important
you help train her.
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But I trust this rando.
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Honey, I'm sure
that she has a name.
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It's Randy.
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See?
I was close.
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Okay, you are helping
with training, missy,
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and that is final.
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We'll be inside
if you need anything.
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So, Captain Cutie Pie tells me
your name is Natasha.
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Don't do that.
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So far, the Captain is really
responding to her training.
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By using different sounds,
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I can get her to perform
various actions.
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Like stealing the school bus?
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I don't think you get
how horses work.
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But I have taught
Captain Cutie Pie
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- that a click means come.
- [clicking]
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Whoa!
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And a buzzer means sit.
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[buzzing]
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Double whoa.
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The only trick I taught her
was how to poop in the kitchen.
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These training techniques
work on any animal.
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Now, when you say
this training technique
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works on any animal,
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would that include parents?
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[laughing]
You're hilarious, kid.
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Yeah.
Hilarious.
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Wow, this music store
is awesome.
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- You come here a lot?
- Never been, actually.
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I love my guitar so much
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that looking at other ones
just feels…
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[gasps]
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Hello, gorgeous!
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Figures, she's so easily distract…
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Hello, gorgeous!
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Welcome to Jazzbury Park.
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I must ask you
to stop hugging the piano.
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It's against store policy,
and frankly, a little weird.
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I'm sorry, it's just, this piano
is really special to me.
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I used to have one just like it.
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Used to?
What happened, child?
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After a tragic accident,
it's now buried in the backyard.
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Six octaves under.
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You poor boy.
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No maestro should have
to outlive their instrument.
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Exactly, which is why
I'd love to buy this piano.
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Well, I'd love to sell it to you.
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Man, this guitar's a rip-off.
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Aaron, whoever owns this place
is a real…
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[both] It's you.
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Oh, you know my sister?
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Yes, and I refuse
to sell a piano
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to anyone related to her.
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- What?!
- Hey, cheer up.
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At least you still got
your keytar, for now.
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Look, I get you don't like Erin.
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I didn't like her at first either.
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But you know,
I seriously need this piano.
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I'm sorry, but I can't let
this precious piano
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live in the same house
as that instrument killer.
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You know what you did to me.
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Explain it to the boy-child.
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Mr. Ledder was my music teacher
back in elementary school.
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That is, until the spring recital.
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[violin playing]
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I wanted guitar lessons,
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but I was forced to take violin.
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So, I did what all
of my rock heroes
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would have done.
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This is lame.
Time to shred.
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Rock and roll, baby!
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And I may have rocked
a little too hard.
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You have completely
ruined my recital.
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Get off my stage!
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Thank you, Asbury Park.
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So, you've been destroying
innocent instruments
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since you were a kid?
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Since I was a baby, actually.
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That rattle never saw it coming.
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Having a student show such
an utter lack of respect for music,
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I had no choice
but to retire in shame.
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You retired because of me?
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Is it wrong
I'm kind of flattered?
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Yes, very wrong.
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But leaving teaching allowed me
to open this music store,
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where I pride myself
on selling instruments
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to true musicians.
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But Erin is a true musician.
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More like a true monster.
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Is it wrong I'm kind of flattered
by that too?
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Yes, very, very wrong!
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Anyhoo, I'm going
to get back to work
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finding all of these instruments
good homes.
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Wait.
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What if Erin and I helped you?
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What better way to show
how much she cares
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about musical instruments?
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Didn't you say
she smashed your piano?
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That was last week.
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She's a totally
different person now.
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Well, there is one thing
you could do.
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Our deals
will be music to your ears!
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Guess it's true what they say.
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It's not work
if you love what you're doing.
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I'm suddenly getting the urge
to smash another piano.
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[whispering]
I mean you.
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Captain Cutie Pie,
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my parents are almost
trained in the basics.
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Soon, they'll learn
that beep means sit.
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[beeping]
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Did you hear that beep again?
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Must be the smoke alarm batteries.
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I'll put it on the fix-it list.
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The only thing
on the fix-it list is them.
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Ooh, here comes another bite.
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- That gets a bell.
- [bell dings]
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You've been making that
bell sound a lot today, Natasha.
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Kids love bells.
It's what we do.
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And every time Mom drinks, I…
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[whistle blowing]
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What's with all
the whistles today?
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Kids love whistles.
It's also what we do.
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Okay, let's see what
these animals learned.
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- [bell dings]
- Chip time!
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The training's working.
Now for Mom.
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[whistle blowing]
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Mm!
Refreshing.
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Success!
They're fully trained.
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Now, we can make them
do anything we want.
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We'll start with baking cookies,
and then we'll move on
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to world domination!
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Are you okay?
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Oh, I'm more than okay.
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I'm invincible!
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Her positive outlook
is so inspiring.
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Right?
She's the one
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we don't have to worry about.
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Our deals will bring
music to your ears.
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Or whatever.
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Oh, we've been out here forever.
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I am so hot in this thing!
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It's not that bad.
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I've only passed out
from the heat, like, once.
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[sighs]
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Oh!
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00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,320
Okay, twice.
255
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:42,284
Heavens, it's hotter than
a Tito Puente drum solo.
256
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:45,663
Can we at least go in the shade?
257
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:46,914
[mocking]
"Can we at least go
258
00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:48,999
in the shade?"
No!
259
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,668
Awesome impression.
260
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:52,336
I have a musically trained ear.
261
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,547
"I have
a musically trained ear!"
262
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:55,881
That's you.
263
00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,592
His was better.
264
00:11:58,676 --> 00:11:59,927
Thank you.
265
00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,637
Just give us the piano, Ledder.
266
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,431
No.
Not until you help find
267
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:06,016
more of my instruments
their forever homes.
268
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,644
It's time to break out
the jingle we worked on.
269
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:11,897
Five, six, seven, eight.
270
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,817
♪ Got music in your heart
and you don't know where to start ♪
271
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,361
♪ Then come over here
and check out our gear ♪
272
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,697
♪ We got mandolins, cowbells,
a fiddle or two ♪
273
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,450
♪ We've got the perfect
instrument for you or for you ♪
274
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,035
♪ So come on in
and buy an oboe ♪
275
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:28,873
♪ Jazzbury Park
is the place to go, yo ♪♪
276
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:31,500
And jazz hands.
277
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,629
That was rap-tastic.
278
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,298
Maybe I was wrong
about you, Erin.
279
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:40,050
Perhaps there is a true musician
inside there somewhere.
280
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,386
Yeah, a really embarrassed one.
281
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,346
You two just keep up
the good work,
282
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,141
and we will talk about
the piano at closing time.
283
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:48,642
Oh, excuse me, ma'am?
284
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:49,911
You are blowing
into the wrong end
285
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,187
of that saxophone.
286
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:56,025
Oh, no, Vivian and Hunter
are coming this way.
287
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,428
Oh, I know,
I called 'em down here
288
00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,279
to bring us some cold drinks
so I stop fainting.
289
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,865
Tell girl Erin
her lemonade's from me.
290
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:05,117
I made it extra sour
so she'll pucker up.
291
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,245
After I give mine to boy Aaron.
292
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,129
I want him to know
when life gives you lemons,
293
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,666
you date your sister's best friend.
294
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,168
I cannot be seen like this.
295
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,920
Quick, help me
get this off right now.
296
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:18,589
Oh!
297
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,471
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
298
00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,640
Not you!
My babies!
299
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:33,145
You're an instrument killer,
just like your sister.
300
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,064
You're both banned
from Jazzbury Park,
301
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,066
and you are never
getting that piano.
302
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,984
[scoffs]
We're not gonna take this
303
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,611
lying down.
304
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,865
He's not lying down, he fainted.
305
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,325
There's a difference.
306
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,078
Come on, Aaron.
307
00:13:57,628 --> 00:14:02,675
♪ I am so sad,
I am so sad ♪
308
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,470
Were you just playing
an invisible piano?
309
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,013
No, that would be crazy!
310
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,577
I'm playing the ghost
of Piano Reeves.
311
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,685
I'm not doing so hot.
312
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:16,146
Okay, I've been looking online
for another Steinrich piano,
313
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,857
and the cheapest one
I can find so far is 35.
314
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,276
- Really?
- Thousand.
315
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,404
Sorry, I shouldn't have
taken a breath there.
316
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:25,990
This is the worst.
317
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,950
With every passing moment,
I feel the promises
318
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,994
of my dream board slipping away.
319
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,662
You don't have a dream board.
320
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:32,955
Don't I?
321
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,546
Yes, you do,
and it includes wedding photos
322
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,256
of you and Millie Bobby Brown.
323
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,426
Yep, this was the dream…
324
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:48,762
From incredibly cute baby
to Grammy-winning silver fox.
325
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,742
You kinda look like the old lady
who works at the gas station.
326
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,310
Thank you,
she's a very handsome woman.
327
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,771
And I know that
breaking instruments
328
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,773
is no big deal to you.
329
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:03,193
But when Piano Reeves
was destroyed,
330
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,695
so was my music career.
331
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,089
Oh, come on.
You're just gonna give up
332
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,364
because you don't have a piano?
333
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:10,367
Yes, I need a piano
to practice every single day
334
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,036
if I'm ever gonna make it.
335
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:15,164
Making music isn't something
I was just born with.
336
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,624
I work hard at it.
337
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,377
I work hard at my music too.
338
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,230
The difference is,
I don't have a vision board
339
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,923
with pictures of me
as a handsome woman.
340
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,676
I just play to play,
341
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,888
and occasionally smash
an instrument like your piano.
342
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,306
Never forget.
343
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:37,353
But, now I'm realizing that
when I smashed your piano…
344
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,606
I also smashed your dreams.
345
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:41,941
Thanks for realizing that.
346
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,027
Way too late.
347
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,487
But it's not too late.
348
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:49,573
The only piano you can afford
is on that boardwalk.
349
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,075
I'll come up
with a plan to get it.
350
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,368
Can this plan not involve
351
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,078
harming any more
innocent instruments?
352
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,998
That is a promise I can't make.
353
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:04,421
And now, to test
my new chocolate milk command.
354
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,006
[bell dings]
355
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,384
Hey, Natasha, how's about
another chocolate milk?
356
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,427
Don't mind if I do.
357
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,224
Keep 'em coming, Chucky.
358
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,728
Um, Mom, how's those cookies
coming along?
359
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,106
Good.
But I wasn't even planning
360
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,440
on baking today.
361
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:27,319
But you did because you're
a good girl, aren't you?
362
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,822
Yeah, I guess I am.
363
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,865
Wait, Natasha, you never
did your math worksheet.
364
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,117
I'll get your school bag.
365
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,618
I don't think so.
Sit.
366
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,328
[beeping]
367
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,723
Weren't you getting
the school bag?
368
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,125
I was, and then
I just really had to sit.
369
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,710
Me too.
370
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,211
- [laughing]
- [bell dings]
371
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,588
Hey Natasha, how's about
another chocolate milk?
372
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,508
Uh-oh, that oven bell
sounds like my training command.
373
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:51,844
[beeping]
374
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,555
And so does that smoke alarm.
375
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,474
[oven bell dinging
and alarm beeping continuously]
376
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,400
The cookies are burning!
Help me turn off the oven!
377
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,777
I'm trying, but I can't!
378
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,405
[dinging and beeping continues]
379
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,534
[dinging and beeping stops]
380
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,786
Ah!
What the heck just happened?
381
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,997
I don't know.
It's like someone or something
382
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,749
had control of us.
383
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,084
As if we were trained.
384
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:27,254
I'm sorry, but you were the ones
who hired the animal trainer.
385
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,840
For your horse, not us.
386
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:34,678
Is now a bad time to ask you
for some more cookies?
387
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:48,942
If Mr. Ledder sees us,
388
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,486
we're gonna be
in so much trouble.
389
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,946
Which is why we're wearing
these awesome disguises.
390
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,364
They are pretty awesome.
391
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,117
Just remember the plan.
392
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,744
We're gonna jump
on those instruments
393
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,120
and play our song
for Mr. Ledder.
394
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,623
We'll rock so hard,
he won't be able to deny
395
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:05,125
we're true musicians,
and he'll sell you the piano.
396
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,002
And how isn't this trespassing?
397
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,879
Oh, it is.
398
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,631
That's half the fun.
399
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:15,260
Uh-uh! Stop right there,
instrument killers.
400
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,889
Mr. Ledder hired us
as his new security team.
401
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:20,724
And he made you wear
those costumes?
402
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,018
We asked to wear these costumes.
403
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,564
What are we gonna do now?
404
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:28,941
Okay.
405
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,818
Mr. Ledder brought in
some muscle.
406
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,821
We can bring in
some muscle of our own.
407
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,616
This is your idea of muscle?
408
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,827
Wait, you said I had muscles?
409
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:43,080
Well, I did do a push-up
yesterday, so…
410
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,209
Speaking of muscle…
[chuckles]
411
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:50,129
The human heart
beats 115,000 times a day,
412
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,214
and mine beats for you.
413
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,717
This was a mistake.
414
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,096
Well, it's all we got.
415
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,932
We need you guys to go distract
those two meatheads over there.
416
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,684
Oh, we got this.
417
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,853
Hunter, may I please
see one of your crutches?
418
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,688
- Sure.
- Thank you.
419
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:08,897
Ahh!
420
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,408
I think that kid
with the soft shoulder blades
421
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:14,611
threw his crutch at us!
422
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:17,698
That's right.
Why don't you come over here
423
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:18,949
and teach him a lesson?
424
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:20,492
Vivian, what are you doing,
425
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,661
and why do they know
I have soft shoulder blades?
426
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:29,501
Security, the hooligans are back.
427
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,003
Those are our hooligans.
428
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,963
- Attack!
- [shouting]
429
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,549
[yelling, grunting]
430
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,612
Now, let's get you that piano.
431
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:40,846
Here it goes.
432
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,767
♪ If they try
to stop the show ♪
433
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,228
♪ I'm gonna stand my ground ♪
434
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:51,231
♪ When the world
is saying no ♪
435
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,275
♪ My headphones
always drown 'em out ♪
436
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,195
♪ I'm dancing
on the rooftops ♪
437
00:19:56,278 --> 00:20:00,073
- ♪ Rooftops ♪
- ♪ Catching fire to the moon ♪
438
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,797
♪ They can't stop me
'cause I don't stop ♪
439
00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:03,160
♪ Oh no, I won't stop ♪
440
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,536
♪ I keep
pushing through ♪
441
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,038
♪ I keep pushing through ♪
442
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:08,040
♪ When they say
that you can't do it ♪
443
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:11,585
- ♪ I just prove 'em wrong ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪
444
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:16,215
♪ And I go a little harder,
that's what makes me strong ♪
445
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:19,843
♪ So, watch out,
you better get ready ♪
446
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:25,807
♪ Oh-oh, we're unstoppable,
yeah, you better be ready ♪
447
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,769
♪ We're unstoppable,
we're unstoppable ♪
448
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:31,021
♪ Unstoppable now ♪♪
449
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:33,690
[cheers and applause]
450
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:41,198
That was jazz-erific!
451
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,367
I suppose
I was wrong about you two
452
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,369
not being true musicians after all.
453
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,692
So, will you sell me the piano?
454
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,330
Of course I will, boy-child.
455
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:53,043
Thank you, and please
stop calling me "boy-child."
456
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,419
You got it.
457
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,213
Just give this piano
a good home.
458
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,799
And keep it safe
from the girl-child.
459
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:04,263
Guys!
That song was crazy good!
460
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:07,849
And I lost a crutch,
but I gained two friends.
461
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,093
- See you at the gym, Hunter.
- All right, Gene. Kevin.
462
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,607
Thanks, sis.
My dream board is back on.
463
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,277
Happy to help,
Aaron Bobby Brown.
464
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,903
And I'm glad I finally proved
465
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,822
that I'm not an instrument killer!
466
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,326
I think I have a serious problem.
467
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,918
♪ Won't stop,
I keep pushing through ♪
468
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,420
♪ I keep pushing through ♪
469
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,630
♪ When they say
that you can't do it ♪
470
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,049
♪ I just prove 'em wrong ♪
471
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,219
♪ Whoa, and I go
a little harder ♪
472
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,723
♪ That's what makes me strong,
so watch out! ♪
473
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:51,351
♪ You better get ready ♪
474
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:56,982
♪ We're unstoppable,
yeah, you better be ready ♪
475
00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:58,984
♪ We're unstoppable,
we're unstoppable ♪
476
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,819
♪ Unstoppable now ♪♪