♪ My dad just married a cat ♪ Whoo!
♪ My dad just married a cat, yeah! ♪
♪ And here's what I think about that ♪
Whoo!
Wow. Honey, one thought.
I didn't marry a cat. I married a human.
I'm just so happy you're okay with all these changes.
You have a new family moving in today.
Some kids wouldn't handle that so well.
You're right. I rock.
♪ Yeah ♪
Let's hope Sylvia packed some lamps.
♪ You've got me grooving 'cause we are moving ♪
♪ Moving in with a brand-new family ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
Don't worry, I'm sure Chuck has plenty of lamps.
But honey, we're supposed to be moving in right now.
Movers, move him.
Whoa, whoa, wait.
This cannot be safe.
That is the way to travel.
Mommy, move me.
Natasha, I'm not gonna…
Oh, how can I say no to that face?
All righty. Okay, kiddo.
Did someone order a new family?
We did. Come on in!
Wait till you hear the song Erin wrote.
Hey, Aaron wrote a song too.
Isn't that what he just said?
No, he said Erin. She said Aaron.
Oh, right, we have the same name.
- Fun! - So much fun!
This house is amazing.
Am I allowed to jump on the beds, Chuck?
Actually, that sounds a little dangerous,
but I want you to like me, so jump away!
Yeah!
Be right there, just gonna catch up
with my new stepbrother!
Listen up, Goldilocks. Like I said at the wedding,
I'm not really cool with this whole new family thing.
Me neither. I'm only pretending
'cause I haven't seen my mom this happy in years.
- Same with my dad. - Whatever…
Cool Shorts.
I'm not really good at insults,
I'm more of an angry compliments guy…
Great shirt, by the way!
- Hey, are you guys coming? - Oh, yep, you know it!
Because we're so happy! I also love your necklace!
♪ No, we never gonna stop ♪
- ♪ I'm a little more pop ♪ - ♪ I'm a little more rock ♪
- ♪ Let's roll ♪ - ♪ Let's go! ♪
♪ When this world brings us something brand-new ♪
♪ I'm gonna stand right by you ♪
♪ It's give and take in this song we're singing ♪
♪ Yeah, to the very end ♪
♪ More than family, now we're friends ♪♪
Natasha, I believe this Pixie Palace Pals poster
belongs to you.
The Pixie Palace Pals Take Paris.
Have you seen that one?
Actually, my dad and I are more into scary movies.
Whoa, with the little one around,
we might have to cut back on the horror.
What?! … a great idea!
Aw, yeah!
It's happening. Move-in day.
Uh, who are you?
Oh, the name's Hunter. I'm your next-door neighbor,
and Erin's boyfriend.
You are not my boyfriend.
She's right, it's more of a soulmate vibe.
Never gonna happen.
But I really came to see you, man.
Welcome to the neighborhood! You make any new friends yet?
No, I just moved in.
Well, search no further,
because I would make the perfect friend.
I'm loyal, I'm punctual, and I'm currently on crutches,
so I can't run away.
Oh, you better run away!
- Get, get! - I'm going, okay?
But later, bestie!
All right, you two.
I think now's a good time to show you our surprise.
What surprise?
This surprise!
We made you a music room.
Whoa, look at my gear!
Whoa, look at my setup!
And check out that stage.
Dibs!
We thought since you've been so great
about all these changes,
you deserved your own funky jam pad!
Yeah, we're not calling it that.
But this room is awesome.
Group hug!
- Erin, you want in on this? - I do not.
We're just hoping music brings you two together
so you become the greatest siblings in the universe
and have a really intricate secret handshake and…
Reel it back in, Sylvia.
I'm just so excited about this new family!
So, for a moving-in present, they get a music room?
Can't wait to see what I get.
Is it a mini-horse?
Uh, not telling.
I'm getting a mini-horse!
- That went bad. - Real bad.
Natasha!
This room is sick.
Back in Pennsylvania, my piano was in the garage.
I played every day after school until the spiders got to me.
Dude, I didn't have a music room either.
This used to be my dad's workshop.
- So, where'd you practice? - In the backyard.
After my mom gave me her guitar,
I rocked so hard, two neighbors moved out.
I'm not sure that's something to be proud of.
We are different people, my friend.
I just can't believe I finally have my own music room.
Don't you mean we have our own music room?
Oh, right. I've always been an only child.
I'm not used to sharing things,
especially with you and Hunter.
Hunter?
I'm sure he's hiding in the closet.
What up, soulmate?
Hey, Erin!
Vivian, what are you doing here?
Supporting my bestie on the day of her big tryout.
Hit it, squad!
Yay, Erin! Watch her go!
She's gonna make the talent show!
How did you get them to do that?
I'm doing all their math homework.
That's a lot of work.
I know. I can't wait!
And I can't wait to play my new song.
There will be noise complaints!
♪ I got a ticking time bomb heart ♪
♪ You lit the fuse, now I'm blowing apart ♪
♪ Walk in the room, my heart goes boom, boom, boom ♪
♪ Got a tick, ticking time bomb ♪
♪ Got a tick, ticking time bomb heart ♪
Stop.
Wow. My toe almost started tapping.
Erin Park, you're my musical act.
Yeah! Whoo!
All right, that's enough! Off my stage!
Yes, my queen!
How did it feel?
Amazing.
I've been working on that song for months.
Nothing can ruin this moment.
- Hey, Erin. - Except that.
That audition was dope.
Totally inspired me. Wrote a second verse for you.
Thanks.
Hi, I'm Vivian.
Short for Vivianté, long for Viv.
Ah! You will not have a crush on my new stepbrother.
Fine, I won't.
Totally will.
Next up, Aaron Williams.
- Wait, you're trying out? - I'm the new kid at school.
I gotta make a good first impression.
Oh, you have.
You have.
♪ Listen up, girl, this is it, my latest greatest hit ♪
♪ Listen up, girl, this is where I know I can make it big ♪
♪ This is gonna be the reason why ♪
♪ Gonna be the twinkle in your eye ♪
♪ I'm gonna be the next star in the sky ♪
Stop, stop, stop!
Ooh, you're so talented, it makes me sick.
Hear that, Erin? We're both in.
Both in? No.
There's only room for one musical act.
- What? - And I'm late for Zumba,
so I'll just pick one of you at random.
Aaron wins.
Yay, Erin, you made the show!
No, no, the other one.
Yay, Aaron, you made the show!
Hey, honey. Oh, what you drawing?
This is the face I'll make when I get my mini-horse.
And this is the face I'll make if I don't.
Well, you're in luck, because your mini-horse is here!
We've angered her. Run.
Why is it so messy in here?
You call this messy? I just cleaned up.
But I'm glad you're here. I'm working on a song.
What rhymes with "Aaron stole my spot in the talent show"?
"Now, I wanna smack him with a mallet, yo"?
Oh, you weren't actually asking, were you?
I was not.
Well, either way, you know, I didn't steal your spot.
Miss Bradley had to make a rash decision
because she was late for Zumba. We've all been there.
Oh, can you do me a favor?
- Leave. - No, you leave.
Sorry, can't hear you!
Maybe you can hear me now!
Nope, still can't hear you!
Oh, sounds like they're having fun
up in that music room.
I knew that funky jam pad would make them best friends.
- We're so smart. - The smartest.
That's it! I'm going drums.
Like you can play the drums.
You can play the drums?
Whoo! In your face!
Drums always win.
Do they?
Hey!
Hands off my guitar, or I'll play your piano.
Like you could play the piano.
You can play the piano?!
At least sanitize your hands first.
Oh, sure.
You have gone too far!
Wish I never moved into this house.
Well, let me help you move out.
Ha, the wheels are locked.
Oh, thanks.
Dang it.
Now, get out of the way!
- I'm serious! - So am I!
Aw! They're rearranging
the furniture up there.
And you thought they wouldn't get along.
This is really not good for my piano.
It's a delicate instrument.
You're a delicate instrument!
Whoa, whoa, wait, the stairs! The stairs!
Not falling for… that!
- Hey, Mom. - Hey, Dad.
Are you guys okay?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Oh, good.
In that case, what in the heck just happened?!
Uh, we were…
piano surfing.
- Yeah, cowabunga, brah! - Whoo!
Guys? The truth.
Okay, fine.
We got in a fight, it was about the talent show, but…
It was really about all this.
What do you mean?
This whole new family thing.
We're not exactly fans.
Why didn't you tell us?
Well, we saw how happy you guys were.
We didn't wanna ruin that.
- I don't know what to say. - Me neither.
What are we going to do with these kids?
I'll show myself out.
Someone order a mini-horse?
Mini-horse!
Not gonna ask. Mini-horse!
I shall call you Captain Cutie Pie.
Her name's Erin.
Yeah, we've got enough of those around here.
Actually, Natasha, hold your horses.
Okay.
No, that's not what I meant.
Yeah, your mom and I need to talk for a second.
Would you come outside with us real quick?
Good idea.
Take the parents, leave the horse.
Ah, the horse is coming with us.
Wait, what is happening right now?
Only one way to find out.
Spying positions, people!
Whoa, whoa, wait, we can't spy on our parents.
Get your butt over here, Goldilocks.
We appreciate you understanding.
Thank you for not charging us.
Oh, there's a very large cancellation fee.
How can we be expected to live under one roof
if our kids can't even get along?
Maybe we moved in together too fast.
I think you're right.
Wait, is this family not happening?
This family's not happening!
Whoo!
I am moving out!
It was a pleasure not knowing you.
Can't wait to forget all about ya.
Woohoo!
You guys are happy?
What about my mini-horse?!
Ow! How are you so strong?
How are you so weak?
What are you laughing at, girl Erin?
♪ Turkey sandwich, it looks so good ♪
♪ Get in my belly, you know you should ♪
- Dad, are you okay? - Yeah, why?
You forgot to put on pants.
Guess I've been distracted thinking about our family.
Oh, well. Off to work.
♪ Packing up, moving out ♪
♪ No one's gonna spit on my instruments now ♪
Mom? What are you doing?
Oh, well, if I'm cleaning,
I'm either incredibly happy or incredibly sad.
Guess which one it is?
Whoa, your mom seems pretty upset.
Why do you care?
Well, 'cause my dad's upset too.
Seeing him walking around without his pants on,
it's really got me asking myself,
what is my problem with this new family?
Hold on, what was that about his pants?
- Don't worry about the pants. - How can I not?
Look, the only person I have a problem with is you.
Really? 'Cause someone commented
on one of my videos saying I was America's
most likeable thirst trap.
Did your mom write that?
Yeah, she doesn't know what "thirst trap" means.
It's just, I'm Erin, and I play music.
Now, this family has another Aaron who plays music.
Can you imagine what that's like?
Yeah, 'cause I'm going through the exact same thing,
except the thirst trap version.
Okay, I don't know what it means, either.
Okay, in case you haven't noticed,
I'm not really into talking about my feelings,
so I'm only gonna say this once.
We both lost a parent.
But things were starting to get good again,
and I was just starting to get used to that.
Oh, feelings are gross! Can we break your piano again?
Look, I just wish I could go back
and not try out for the talent show,
or, I don't know, share the spot with you.
I think you just gave me an idea.
If you're still in the show, why don't I just play with you?
- Well, actually, I… - I mean, think about it.
If our parents see us share a stage,
maybe they'll believe we can share a family,
and… this funky jam pad.
That's right, I'm calling it that now.
Okay, listen, I would love to save this family
and this funky jam pad… I'm calling it that now too.
It's just, you know, I already quit the talent show.
- What? - Like, I felt so bad
about the way that things went down,
I just decided the honorable thing to do
was to tell Miss Bradley to give my spot to someone else.
Wow, do you always do the right thing?
- I try. - Barf.
Anyway, let's march back down there
and tell Miss Bradley you need your spot back.
Yeah, there's no way she'll say no to us.
I couldn't possibly say no to you.
So, I'll have the cheerleaders say it for me.
N-O, that spells no!
You're not in the talent show!
Okay, now you're just being mean!
Did she just tell us we can't play the talent show?
Well, technically, the cheerleaders told us
with way too much spirit.
Oh, what's up, Miss Bradley? Why can't we play the show?
'Cause I gave his spot to the cheerleaders.
I might be dead inside,
but I'm still a sucker for pom-poms.
So, I guess that's it.
We're not playing the talent show.
No, we have to.
It's the only way to show our parents
that we can make this family work.
You know what, you're right.
Hey, maybe if I ask the cheerleaders nicely,
they'll give up their spot.
- Hey, excuse me… - No.
Let me handle this.
What's that? The sports ball team
is having an emergency and needs cheerleaders?
Where are we gonna find those?
Erin, we're cheerleaders!
Then get down to the sports ball field!
You heard her, squad! Now!
Wow, you really tricked them.
Get used to it, buddy.
And now, the Far Side High cheer squad!
Wait, they're into cheerleading now?
Why'd we build them a music room?
Hey, we're not actually cheerleaders…
Who were very mean, by the way.
Yeah, we're just a couple kids
doing whatever it takes to save our family.
Dad, Sylvia, Natasha, we wrote this song for you.
Aw!
Those buttheads forgot to mention Captain Cutie Pie.
Cheer squad, they stole our spot.
Let's get them.
Wait!
You will not lay a hand on my best friend
or my new hunky boyfriend.
How are you gonna stop us?
I brought backup.
Oh, yeah! Hunter in the house!
Cheerleaders… attack!
Not the foot! Not the foot!
Ah! Whoa!
I am so not doing your math homework after this.
You're right. They are really mean!
This never happened at my old school.
Oh, no!
Ooh!
Hey!
Nobody messes with Erin and Aaron but me!
I did my part. Now, get me my horse!
♪ Hey! ♪
♪ Let's go! ♪
♪ Maybe we started out of tune ♪
♪ Get it together, read the room ♪
♪ Wasn't what we planned, but what can you do ♪
♪ What can you do ♪
♪ Nothing broken we can't fix ♪
- ♪ Oh, no ♪ - ♪ We'll fix it in the mix ♪
- ♪ Make it pop right now ♪ - ♪ Make it rock right now ♪
- ♪ Make it work somehow ♪ - ♪ Make it work somehow ♪
- ♪ I'm about the mood ♪ - ♪ I'm the attitude ♪
♪ When you break it down ♪
♪ Same difference, we live for this ♪
- ♪ Make it pop right now ♪ - ♪ Make it rock right now ♪
♪ Make it work somehow, keep singing it ♪
♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh ♪
♪ Whoa-oh, keep singing it ♪
♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh ♪
♪ Whoa-oh, keep singing it ♪♪
That's my brother and sister!
- I love you, Aaron! - I love you, Erin!
- Oh no, which Aaron? - Oh no, which Erin?
- Aaron! Phew! - Erin! Phew!
Look, our parents liked it.
And my dad's still not wearing pants.
- So, did it work? - Will you guys stay together?
Well, we've been thinking about it.
And of course, we will!
Because we were never breaking up.
- What?! - We just wanted it to seem
like we were having second thoughts
so that you two would do some serious thinking.
- We're so smart. - The smartest.
So, you tricked us?
That's pretty cool. Respect.
Wait.
Does this mean I get my mini-horse back?
Sure does.
Welcome to the family, Captain Cutie Pie.
Mini-horse!
Come on, Captain Cutie Pie, let's go eat Chuck's flowers.
Uh, she's not really gonna let that horse
eat my flowers, right?
Oh, relax, she's just messing with you.
No, she's not!
So, I guess this means we're officially a family.
Yeah, and to celebrate,
I'm gonna go record that song we wrote.
Wait, I… I was gonna record it.
How about we flip a coin?
Heads, Erin wins. Tails, Erin wins.
Sure.
Wait, which Aaron am I?
Doesn't matter, you lost.
- ♪ Make it pop right now ♪ - ♪ Make it rock right now ♪
- ♪ Make it work somehow ♪ - ♪ Make it work somehow ♪
- ♪ I'm about the mood ♪ - ♪ I'm the attitude ♪
♪ When you break it down ♪
♪ Same difference, we live for this ♪
- ♪ Make it pop right now ♪ - ♪ Make it rock right now ♪
♪ Make it work somehow, keep singing it ♪
♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh ♪
♪ Whoa-oh, let's go, keep singing it ♪♪