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♪ Bag, bag of boots ♪
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♪ I need a bag, bag of boots ♪
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♪ Bag, bag, bag,
bag of boots ♪
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Another bag of boots, Erin?
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I just loaded
two bags in the car.
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Ah, don't blame me.
Blame my feet.
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They like boots.
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Hey, Erin, I packed your air guitar.
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We made a lot of great memories
with that axe.
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And we'll make a lot more.
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Seriously, Dad, I'll be back
before you know it.
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I mean, unless things
work out with Jaxxon,
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and I end up on a summer tour,
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and then a worldwide tour,
and then...
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Yeah, I can see I'm not helping.
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Don't worry, Chuck, I've got her.
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And if anybody
messes with your baby bear,
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Mama Bear will eat them alive.
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Erin, as a girl boss,
I don't do goodbyes.
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But Captain Cutie Pie asked me
to give you a hug for her.
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[whimpering]
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You tell Captain Cutie Pie
I'm gonna miss her, okay?
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Okay.
And just to be clear,
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you mean you're gonna
miss me, right?
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Yes.
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And hey, if you need anything,
New York's only an hour away.
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Actually, I'm not allowed
in New York anymore.
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Too many parking tickets.
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She'll be fine.
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She's got a big bro
to take care of her.
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Last time you took care of her,
you ended up
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-with a belly button ring.
-Which closed up
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after another brief infection.
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Look, the point is, this is
a huge opportunity for you,
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and we're all really excited.
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So, you don't have
to worry about us,
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or my belly button.
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You know, kiddo, I really wish
I could go with you.
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I get it, Dad.
Your work is here.
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And if you win a Porchy,
it could really help your business.
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And it's no problem for me
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to keep my craft shop
running remotely for a bit.
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Plus, it gives me an excuse
to yell "Girls trip!"
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I'll grab the guitars.
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I'll just come back
for the air guitar.
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Hey, before I go,
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I just wanna make sure
you're okay with this.
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I know you really wanted
to work with Jaxxon.
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I did, but the music gods
have spoken.
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They want me
to play PorchFest solo.
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-Hm.
-I'll send you a picture
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of the mural when I win.
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I think I might go with this pose.
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Or maybe, this pose.
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Or possibly even this pose.
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Okay, we get it.
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You got a lot of poses.
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All right, kiddo.
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That's everything.
Time to roll.
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Hey, how 'bout a group hug?
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[Sylvia sighs]
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Erin, you want in on this?
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[sighs]
I do.
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Okay.
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-See you guys.
-Bye, sweetie.
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-See you, Erin.
-Peace.
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[sobbing]
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Oh, man!
I'm gonna miss her!
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Well, here's something
to take your mind off of it.
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We still have to scrape
the paint off our porch.
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But we were up all night
fixing Fritz's porch
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so he wouldn't find out.
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I'm tired.
And I'm sad.
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Suck it up, Chuck.
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PorchFest waits for no one.
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♪ No, we never gonna stop ♪
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-♪ I'm a little more pop ♪
-♪ I'm a little more rock ♪
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-♪ Let's roll ♪
-♪ Let's go! ♪
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♪ When this world brings us
something brand-new ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm gonna stand right by you ♪
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{\an8}♪ It's give and take
in this song we're singing ♪
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♪ Yeah, to the very end ♪
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♪ More than family,
now we're friends ♪♪
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[whinnying]
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{\an8}[gasps]
Check out this studio!
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{\an8}This is the funkiest
funky jam pad I have ever seen.
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Where's Jaxxon?
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♪ Jaxxon ♪
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♪ Jaxxon, Jaxxon,
Jaxxon, Jaxxon, Jaxxon ♪
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{\an8}She has her own entrance music?
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So, how was your flight in?
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-Oh, we drove.
-Mm-hmm.
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Oh, sometimes I forget,
not everyone has 10 helicopters.
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Anyways, I got you a little
welcome-to-the-studio gift.
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-[ding]
-I hear you like...
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pizza?
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[gasps]
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I have found my happy place.
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♪ This is how we do it,
I already knew it ♪
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{\an8}♪ And now I'm twisted up
just like a pretzel ♪
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{\an8}-♪ I... ♪
-[dissonant notes playing]
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{\an8}Hey!
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{\an8}Good.
Hunter, I'm writing
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{\an8}a second verse
for my PorchFest song.
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{\an8}What rhymes with "pretzel"?
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{\an8}Ooh, how 'bout "Vivian"?
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{\an8}Vivian?
Dude, that's not even close.
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{\an8}Oh, right.
I'm just kidding.
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{\an8}I definitely didn't say that
because she's on my mind
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{\an8}all the time, because she's not.
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Well, this was helpful.
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Bro, I don't get it.
If you need help with lyrics,
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why don't you just ask Erin?
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{\an8}[scoffs]
Because I want her to think
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{\an8}I'm doing fine so she can focus
on her own music.
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-Wait, are you not doing fine?
-Does it look like I'm doing fine?
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I'm trying to find a rhyme
for the word "pretzel," man.
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Look, the truth is, even though
I'm excited for Erin,
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I wish she didn't go.
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-For real?
-[sighs] Yeah.
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I guess it just helps
to have her around.
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She knows how to push me
as a musician.
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Anyways, this is Erin's big break,
and I don't wanna stand in her way.
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So, put on a brave face.
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Whoa, that is a brave face.
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Yeah, and I gotta keep it up,
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which is why I'm gonna
send Erin videos
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telling her how great I'm doing.
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-Hey, guys.
-Hey, Vivian.
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You know Erin's gone, right?
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Yeah.
I'm just meeting up
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with my friend Hunter.
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Get off my back.
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The real question is,
what are you up to?
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Just fixing our porch.
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♪ There's nothing broken
we can't fix ♪
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[choking up]
♪ We'll fix it in the mix ♪
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Oh, boy.
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Erin helped write that song.
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I really miss her.
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Chuck, Chuck, Goose, what up?
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[Chuck sobbing]
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That is one down dad.
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I know.
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And the only way to fix him
is to fix his porch.
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If I can win Chuck a Porchy,
maybe he won't be so sad about Erin.
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I don't know.
Looks like a lot of work.
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Not if I get some help.
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Totally unrelated...
I know you two
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are secretly dating.
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[chuckles]
Pfft, we are...
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we are not secretly dating.
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Then why are you holding hands?
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Because it feels right.
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It's true.
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She's my lady and I'm her man.
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Aw.
You can't tell anyone.
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If Erin and Aaron find out,
it can seriously distract them
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at a crucial moment
on their musical journey.
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Oh, don't worry.
Your secret's safe with me.
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On one condition.
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Keep scraping, lovebirds.
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Erin?
You know what I love about you?
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That you don't have a DipDap page.
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You're like a social media ghost.
It's spooky.
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Oh, it is?
Well, in that case, boo!
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Oh, "boo," 'cause you're a ghost.
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[laughing]
I love it.
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Except it's bad for business.
So, I got you this.
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-My phone?
-I took it while you weren't looking
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and created
a DipDap account for you.
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I thought you liked that Erin
doesn't have a DipDap account.
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I do, but I'm not the one
buying her songs.
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The kids are.
And the kids are on DipDap.
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Isn't that right, Todd?
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Todd says that's right.
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Anyways, let's talk
about your first single.
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We need a hit.
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Ooh, what about the one
you wrote about going fishing
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with your dad?
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It was really... catchy.
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Okay, no.
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What Erin needs is...
stay with me here...
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a dance pop song.
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Dance pop?
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But I thought you liked my sound.
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You said there's music in me
the world needs to hear.
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And they will hear it,
and dance to it.
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Because it is...
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dance pop.
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Hey, hon.
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You don't have to do anything
you don't wanna do.
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I know.
I just...
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don't know.
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Oh, looks like I missed
a message from Aaron.
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Hey, Erin, it's me
just killing it over here.
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Even found a rhyme for "pretzel."
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But I'm saving it for PorchFest.
Later.
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He found a rhyme for "pretzel"?
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I've been trying
to do that for years!
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Ooh, "forgets-ful"!
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Nope, that is not a word, Sylvia.
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You know what?
I'm glad Aaron sent me this.
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He's doing great on his own.
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I gotta figure out
how to do that too.
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Jaxxon?
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-Let's go dance pop.
-[gasps] Good!
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Because I already have
your first single.
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It's about dresses that have...
wait for it...
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Pockets!
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[dance pop music playing]
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♪ I've got a lot going on, on ♪
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♪ Catch me out
at the salon-on ♪
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♪ But what's my key to success,
let me spell it out for you ♪
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♪ P-O-C-K-E-T-S, I've got
pockets in my dress, dress ♪
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♪ I've got pockets
in my dress, dress ♪
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♪ I've got pockets in my dress ♪
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♪ I'm on the go with
a place to put my cell phone ♪
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♪ P-O-C-K-E-T-S (whoa) ♪
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♪ I've got my pockets
in my dress ♪
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[cheers and applause]
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[sighs]
We've been working nonstop.
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I am so tired.
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Hey, Butt Spark's not complaining.
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Butt Spark,
what are you doing here?
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Natasha knows my secret...
that my butt sparks.
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Well, well, well.
Look who it is.
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Natasha, destroyer of porches.
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I have no idea what you're
talking about, basement boy.
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Well, maybe this
will refresh your memory.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, that could be any girl
and her mini-horse.
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That'll teach you to mess
with Natasha Williams
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and Captain Cutie Pie.
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Dang it!
Please don't call the fuzz.
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The cops?
No, that's not why I'm here.
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I want you to wreck the porch again.
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Wait.
I'm sorry, what?
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The truth is,
I don't even like PorchFest.
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My dad makes me sing
about his porch,
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but I wanna sing my own songs,
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about life and love,
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and I don't know,
dogs that fly airplanes.
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Scotty, simple Scotty,
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wrecking your dad's porch
is not the answer.
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He'll just rebuild it.
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00:11:51,215 --> 00:11:53,759
If you want this to end,
there's only one thing to do.
248
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:56,262
Write that airplane dog song?
249
00:11:56,345 --> 00:11:58,347
Yeah, I have so many questions.
250
00:11:58,431 --> 00:12:02,017
I was gonna say Scotty
should help with our porch.
251
00:12:02,101 --> 00:12:04,520
If we win, his dad
would finally taste defeat,
252
00:12:04,603 --> 00:12:07,189
and that might knock him down a peg.
253
00:12:07,273 --> 00:12:10,276
-I'm not sure, guys.
-I'll take that as a yes.
254
00:12:10,359 --> 00:12:12,111
-Now, get to work!
-Right away, boss.
255
00:12:12,194 --> 00:12:13,654
-On it.
-Okay.
256
00:12:17,283 --> 00:12:19,785
[acoustic guitar playing]
257
00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,331
It's almost PorchFest.
258
00:12:24,415 --> 00:12:25,958
What'd you think
about that solo, Erin?
259
00:12:26,041 --> 00:12:28,502
[whinnying]
260
00:12:28,586 --> 00:12:32,047
You may look like Erin,
but your taste in music is way off.
261
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:36,343
If Natasha asks,
I am not up here.
262
00:12:38,471 --> 00:12:41,056
Also, what is happening?
263
00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:43,893
I work better when I bounce
ideas off Erin,
264
00:12:43,976 --> 00:12:47,521
but she's not here,
so Captain Cutie Pie had to step up.
265
00:12:47,605 --> 00:12:49,106
Oh.
Are these your new lyrics?
266
00:12:49,190 --> 00:12:50,483
Uh, yeah, but you don't
really need to...
267
00:12:50,566 --> 00:12:52,860
"Hey, hey, hey,
I don't accept defeat.
268
00:12:52,943 --> 00:12:56,405
Hay, hay, hay, is something
good to eat."
269
00:12:58,783 --> 00:13:01,285
Maybe I shouldn't be bouncing
ideas off a horse.
270
00:13:02,661 --> 00:13:05,456
-Or dressing it up like my sister.
-[Captain Cutie Pie nickering]
271
00:13:05,539 --> 00:13:07,082
Probably not, no.
272
00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:10,294
Honestly, don't tell Erin,
but I'm kinda having
273
00:13:10,377 --> 00:13:12,546
a hard time with my music
since she left.
274
00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:14,507
It turns out we work
really well together.
275
00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:15,883
Uh, duh.
276
00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:17,718
That's why she wanted to play
PorchFest with you.
277
00:13:19,428 --> 00:13:20,763
And become a band.
278
00:13:22,014 --> 00:13:23,974
Wait... a band?
279
00:13:25,017 --> 00:13:27,686
With me, not just for PorchFest,
but like, for real?
280
00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:30,064
Yeah.
She was going to ask you,
281
00:13:30,147 --> 00:13:32,191
but then you told her to leave.
282
00:13:32,274 --> 00:13:33,609
It hurt her feelings.
283
00:13:34,693 --> 00:13:36,070
That's why she went to New York.
284
00:13:36,153 --> 00:13:37,446
[Hunter] Whoa.
285
00:13:37,530 --> 00:13:39,156
Truth revealed.
286
00:13:40,533 --> 00:13:42,451
I'm also hiding from Natasha.
287
00:13:42,535 --> 00:13:45,037
So, wait, the only reason
Erin's in New York
288
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,956
is 'cause I said
I wanted to go solo?
289
00:13:47,039 --> 00:13:48,332
Yeah.
290
00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:51,043
But now, I don't want to go solo.
291
00:13:51,126 --> 00:13:52,711
I gotta call her.
292
00:13:56,006 --> 00:13:58,217
[Jaxxon] Hey, Erin can't come
to the phone right now.
293
00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:00,135
She's busy becoming a superstar.
294
00:14:00,219 --> 00:14:01,929
Namaste.
295
00:14:03,222 --> 00:14:05,307
Looks like there's only
one thing left to do.
296
00:14:05,391 --> 00:14:07,017
Go to New York,
ask Erin to come back,
297
00:14:07,101 --> 00:14:08,727
get home just in time
to play PorchFest?
298
00:14:08,811 --> 00:14:11,063
Exactly.
I'm going to New York.
299
00:14:11,146 --> 00:14:12,523
Boy trip!
300
00:14:17,778 --> 00:14:19,697
Backup dancers only?
301
00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:22,283
[faint music playing]
302
00:14:25,578 --> 00:14:26,704
You a dancer?
303
00:14:26,787 --> 00:14:28,998
No, but my sister's in there,
304
00:14:29,081 --> 00:14:31,166
and I just took the train
all the way from New Jersey,
305
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,377
and a rat tried to steal
my string cheese.
306
00:14:34,503 --> 00:14:36,171
Well, not tried.
It did.
307
00:14:37,172 --> 00:14:39,884
That's tough, man.
I've been there myself.
308
00:14:43,596 --> 00:14:45,806
So, you gonna let me in?
309
00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:47,391
No.
310
00:14:51,896 --> 00:14:54,189
Then I'm just gonna have
to let myself in.
311
00:15:04,116 --> 00:15:07,244
♪ Pepperoni, meatball,
sausage, or bacon ♪
312
00:15:07,328 --> 00:15:08,662
♪ It's more than a meal ♪
313
00:15:08,746 --> 00:15:11,916
♪ It's the memories
that we're making ♪
314
00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:13,375
[humming]
315
00:15:13,459 --> 00:15:14,877
All right, Chuckles.
316
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,588
There's something outside
you might want to see.
317
00:15:17,671 --> 00:15:19,632
-Is it Erin?
-Yes, it is.
318
00:15:20,758 --> 00:15:23,302
Not.
But now that you're up,
319
00:15:23,385 --> 00:15:25,554
you might as well come with me.
320
00:15:25,638 --> 00:15:27,973
Feast your eyes on this.
321
00:15:29,975 --> 00:15:31,226
Tada!
322
00:15:32,561 --> 00:15:35,522
Whoa.
It's exactly as I pictured it!
323
00:15:35,606 --> 00:15:38,359
What do you say?
Ready to win a Porchy?
324
00:15:38,442 --> 00:15:40,611
Wait, you did this for me?
325
00:15:40,694 --> 00:15:43,280
Yep, all by myself.
326
00:15:44,281 --> 00:15:46,325
Ahem!
327
00:15:46,408 --> 00:15:48,452
Fine, I had a little help.
328
00:15:48,535 --> 00:15:50,037
Ahem!
329
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,373
Fine, I had a lot of help.
330
00:15:52,456 --> 00:15:53,499
Ahem.
331
00:15:53,582 --> 00:15:55,626
I already said
I had a lot of help.
332
00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:58,712
Sorry, I was just
clearing my throat.
333
00:15:58,796 --> 00:16:00,714
Scotty, what are you doing here?
334
00:16:00,798 --> 00:16:03,968
Taking down my pops so I can
set my musical heart free.
335
00:16:04,051 --> 00:16:06,136
PorchFest starts
in a couple of hours
336
00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,554
and you look like a man
337
00:16:07,638 --> 00:16:09,390
who's been moping
around the house, Chuck.
338
00:16:09,473 --> 00:16:12,977
I'll hit the shower,
then put on my fancy flannel.
339
00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:14,520
I'm back, baby!
340
00:16:15,521 --> 00:16:17,022
[phone chimes]
341
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,817
Oh, no.
I just got a text from Aaron.
342
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:22,945
He can't get to Erin
and a rat ate his string cheese.
343
00:16:23,028 --> 00:16:24,530
-This is terrible.
-I know.
344
00:16:24,613 --> 00:16:26,281
He really needs his calcium.
345
00:16:26,365 --> 00:16:29,368
You're worried about Aaron and Erin?
What about Chuck?
346
00:16:29,451 --> 00:16:32,579
If we don't have a musical act,
he can't win a Porchy.
347
00:16:32,663 --> 00:16:34,164
How are we gonna
find a musical act
348
00:16:34,248 --> 00:16:36,583
-at the last second?
-Ahem.
349
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:39,253
You're right.
You could do it.
350
00:16:39,336 --> 00:16:40,754
Actually, I was just
clearing my throat again.
351
00:16:42,423 --> 00:16:44,717
But yeah.
Yeah, that'd be amazing.
352
00:16:47,344 --> 00:16:49,138
All right, let's run it
from the dance break again.
353
00:16:49,221 --> 00:16:51,181
Again?
354
00:16:51,265 --> 00:16:52,850
We should call the song
Blisters on my Feet,
355
00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:54,268
'cause that's what I have.
356
00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:59,773
♪ P-O-C-K-E-T-S,
I've got pockets in my dress ♪
357
00:17:02,276 --> 00:17:04,236
You hire another male dancer?
358
00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:06,530
I don't know.
Sounds like something I'd do.
359
00:17:07,573 --> 00:17:09,324
Erin! Erin!
360
00:17:09,408 --> 00:17:11,285
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
361
00:17:11,368 --> 00:17:12,578
Also sorry.
362
00:17:14,621 --> 00:17:17,291
All right, that one was your fault.
363
00:17:17,374 --> 00:17:19,626
Hey, I know that clumsy dancer.
Aaron!
364
00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:22,129
-What?
-No, Aaron!
365
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,423
Aaron?
366
00:17:24,506 --> 00:17:26,508
We gotta talk.
367
00:17:26,592 --> 00:17:27,760
[music stops]
368
00:17:28,886 --> 00:17:31,638
Uh, boy I didn't pick,
what are you doing here?
369
00:17:32,681 --> 00:17:35,350
-I need to talk to my sister.
-Oh-ho-ho, I don't think so.
370
00:17:35,434 --> 00:17:38,479
Todd, kick him out, and give him
a piece of your mind!
371
00:17:39,813 --> 00:17:42,608
Oh, well, don't say that, Todd.
He's a kid.
372
00:17:42,691 --> 00:17:44,568
Actually, I think
these two need a minute,
373
00:17:44,651 --> 00:17:46,612
so how 'bout you back off?!
374
00:17:46,695 --> 00:17:48,739
That's right,
you just got Mama Bear-ed.
375
00:17:50,115 --> 00:17:51,283
That's a five.
376
00:17:52,576 --> 00:17:53,869
Okay, what is going on?
377
00:17:53,952 --> 00:17:55,996
Vivian told me you want
to be in a band with me.
378
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,708
I wanted to be in a band with you.
Not anymore.
379
00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:02,419
Besides, you're already
doing great without me.
380
00:18:02,503 --> 00:18:03,921
You even found a rhyme
for "pretzel."
381
00:18:04,004 --> 00:18:05,589
Actually, I didn't.
382
00:18:05,672 --> 00:18:07,341
Oh, good.
383
00:18:07,424 --> 00:18:09,927
'Cause the day someone does,
all bets'll be off.
384
00:18:11,386 --> 00:18:13,138
[both] "Bets'll!"
385
00:18:14,181 --> 00:18:15,724
All right, first off,
we're geniuses.
386
00:18:15,808 --> 00:18:18,811
Second, look, when I thought
Jaxxon wanted me, I was excited.
387
00:18:18,894 --> 00:18:21,063
But I'm glad she picked you,
388
00:18:21,146 --> 00:18:23,607
'cause it gave me a chance
to see something...
389
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,359
that you make my music better.
390
00:18:26,485 --> 00:18:28,320
Maybe you make
my music better too.
391
00:18:28,403 --> 00:18:30,114
Maybe I would have said that
to you if you hadn't told me
392
00:18:30,197 --> 00:18:32,157
to go to New York, you bing-bong.
393
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,243
I was trying to help you
achieve your dreams.
394
00:18:34,326 --> 00:18:37,246
Pockets in My Dress
is not my dream,
395
00:18:37,329 --> 00:18:40,749
even if they do
make a lot of sense.
396
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:43,127
So convenient.
397
00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:47,005
So, what do you say?
Wanna go home, start a band?
398
00:18:47,089 --> 00:18:49,633
Not just for PorchFest,
but for real?
399
00:18:51,385 --> 00:18:52,761
Okay, I'm in.
400
00:18:52,845 --> 00:18:56,431
Jaxxon, I'm going
in a different direction.
401
00:18:56,515 --> 00:18:59,226
What?
Nobody quits on Jaxxon.
402
00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:01,854
I quit,
and I'm telling Mom everything!
403
00:19:01,937 --> 00:19:03,397
[gasps]
404
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:10,946
Aw, good for Todd.
405
00:19:11,029 --> 00:19:12,823
But, back to PorchFest.
406
00:19:12,906 --> 00:19:14,283
I don't know
if we'll make it in time.
407
00:19:14,366 --> 00:19:17,452
I'm sure Natasha will stall for us.
She always thinks of something.
408
00:19:17,536 --> 00:19:18,704
Let's go.
409
00:19:19,746 --> 00:19:22,040
[music playing]
410
00:19:22,124 --> 00:19:25,836
♪ Well, some dogs bark,
and some dogs bite ♪
411
00:19:25,919 --> 00:19:30,132
♪ Some dogs howl
in the dead of night ♪
412
00:19:30,215 --> 00:19:33,802
♪ Throw 'em a bone
and they'll wag their tail ♪
413
00:19:33,886 --> 00:19:37,598
♪ But this dog's taking it
to the air ♪
414
00:19:37,681 --> 00:19:41,602
♪ Captain Dog,
sky high canine ♪
415
00:19:41,685 --> 00:19:48,066
♪ Captain Dog, this dog
is flying ♪♪
416
00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:51,612
[howling]
417
00:19:51,695 --> 00:19:53,739
Yeah!
418
00:19:53,822 --> 00:19:55,490
[all cheering]
419
00:19:55,574 --> 00:19:57,492
Scotty?
What was that?
420
00:19:57,576 --> 00:20:00,579
My song, Pops.
My own song!
421
00:20:00,662 --> 00:20:01,914
[howling]
422
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,125
I'm confused.
Your entry was supposed
423
00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:06,877
to be for Erin and Aaron.
424
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,546
Our official entry.
This was unofficial.
425
00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:11,548
Then, where are they?
426
00:20:11,632 --> 00:20:12,966
They're right here.
427
00:20:13,050 --> 00:20:15,010
My baby's back!
428
00:20:15,093 --> 00:20:18,388
There's so much I want to say,
but you gotta get on that stage.
429
00:20:18,472 --> 00:20:19,973
Please tell me you goobers
figured out
430
00:20:20,057 --> 00:20:21,475
what song you're gonna play.
431
00:20:21,558 --> 00:20:24,519
Actually, we did.
432
00:20:24,603 --> 00:20:26,146
We're playing both.
433
00:20:26,230 --> 00:20:28,523
[music playing]
434
00:20:32,236 --> 00:20:35,030
♪ If you were wondering
if this is my stage ♪
435
00:20:35,113 --> 00:20:37,699
♪ The one and only,
can't you see my name ♪
436
00:20:37,783 --> 00:20:40,160
♪ I don't need permission,
just listen, I got a vision ♪
437
00:20:40,244 --> 00:20:43,372
-♪ And you know it ♪
-♪ It's so obvious ♪
438
00:20:43,455 --> 00:20:46,375
♪ I am phenomenal ♪
439
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:49,044
♪ I don't need to prove it,
I don't need to prove it ♪
440
00:20:49,127 --> 00:20:51,797
♪ Look at me in the zone ♪
441
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:55,175
♪ I already knew it,
I already knew it ♪
442
00:20:55,259 --> 00:20:58,011
♪ A power chord,
the leader board ♪
443
00:20:58,095 --> 00:21:00,639
♪ When I show up,
the game is over ♪
444
00:21:00,722 --> 00:21:03,350
♪ I am phenomenal ♪
445
00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:06,311
♪ I already knew it,
this is how we do it ♪
446
00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:09,231
♪ I always thought I would
rock the show my way ♪
447
00:21:09,314 --> 00:21:11,984
♪ But there's just something
about the way we play ♪
448
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:13,860
♪ Never thought I'd say it,
but maybe the way ♪
449
00:21:13,944 --> 00:21:17,739
-♪ We slay it's kinda magic ♪
-♪ It's so obvious ♪
450
00:21:17,823 --> 00:21:20,659
♪ We are phenomenal ♪
451
00:21:20,742 --> 00:21:23,328
♪ We don't need to prove it,
we don't need to prove it ♪
452
00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:26,373
♪ Look at us in the zone ♪
453
00:21:26,456 --> 00:21:29,167
♪ We already knew it,
we already knew it ♪
454
00:21:29,251 --> 00:21:32,212
♪ A power chord,
the leader board ♪
455
00:21:32,296 --> 00:21:34,798
♪ When we show up,
the game is over ♪
456
00:21:34,881 --> 00:21:37,592
♪ We are phenomenal ♪
457
00:21:37,676 --> 00:21:40,679
♪ We already knew it,
this is how we do it ♪
458
00:21:43,181 --> 00:21:45,225
That's my porch!
459
00:21:46,268 --> 00:21:50,314
And this is my son,
and I loved his weird dog song.
460
00:21:50,397 --> 00:21:51,773
[both howling]
461
00:21:51,857 --> 00:21:54,901
♪ We are phenomenal ♪
462
00:21:54,985 --> 00:21:57,612
♪ We don't need to prove it,
we don't need to prove it ♪
463
00:21:57,696 --> 00:22:00,615
♪ Look at us in the zone ♪
464
00:22:00,699 --> 00:22:03,577
♪ We already knew it,
we already knew it ♪
465
00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:06,538
♪ We raise the bar,
it's who we are ♪
466
00:22:06,621 --> 00:22:09,166
♪ When we show up,
the game is over ♪
467
00:22:09,249 --> 00:22:11,960
♪ We are phenomenal ♪
468
00:22:12,044 --> 00:22:15,088
♪ We already knew it,
this is how we do it ♪♪
469
00:22:17,674 --> 00:22:20,135
[both] Thank you, PorchFest!
470
00:22:20,218 --> 00:22:22,721
[cheers and applause]
471
00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:34,066
Not gonna lie,
we look pretty awesome.
472
00:22:34,149 --> 00:22:36,693
Yeah, I'm very happy
with this pose.
473
00:22:36,777 --> 00:22:39,488
I'm so proud
of my PorchFest winners.
474
00:22:39,571 --> 00:22:41,573
How about your Porchy winner?
475
00:22:41,656 --> 00:22:43,784
Oh, you better believe it.
476
00:22:43,867 --> 00:22:45,911
Well, I couldn't have done it
without Natasha.
477
00:22:45,994 --> 00:22:47,537
And I couldn't have done it
478
00:22:47,621 --> 00:22:50,040
without blackmailing
Hunter and Vivian.
479
00:22:50,123 --> 00:22:52,626
Oh, we're going by Huntivian now.
480
00:22:52,709 --> 00:22:55,379
I'm really happy for you guys.
481
00:22:55,462 --> 00:22:57,756
I'm also happy to be home
starting a band.
482
00:22:57,839 --> 00:22:59,758
About that,
I got us our first gig.
483
00:23:00,801 --> 00:23:02,219
Without asking me?
484
00:23:02,302 --> 00:23:04,304
We're a band, we have to decide
these things together.
485
00:23:04,388 --> 00:23:05,931
-It's at Ziggy's Pizza Yurt.
-[gasps]
486
00:23:06,014 --> 00:23:08,141
Forget what I said, this is great!
487
00:23:08,225 --> 00:23:09,976
Wait, we should get a tour bus.
488
00:23:10,060 --> 00:23:12,479
-Dad and Sylvia can drive.
-Totally!
489
00:23:12,562 --> 00:23:13,980
And I don't wanna
sound like a bigshot,
490
00:23:14,064 --> 00:23:16,024
but I only want green jelly beans
in my dressing room.
491
00:23:16,108 --> 00:23:17,901
Oh, that's great,
'cause I only eat purples.
492
00:23:17,984 --> 00:23:19,861
[Aaron] Perfect.
493
00:23:19,945 --> 00:23:22,489
They created a band,
494
00:23:22,572 --> 00:23:25,283
and we helped create a monster.
495
00:23:26,284 --> 00:23:27,536
What have we done?
496
00:23:29,287 --> 00:23:31,790
[music]
497
00:23:37,963 --> 00:23:40,841
♪ I am phenomenal ♪
498
00:23:40,924 --> 00:23:43,760
♪ I don't need
to prove it ♪
499
00:23:43,844 --> 00:23:46,513
♪ Look at me in the zone ♪
500
00:23:46,596 --> 00:23:49,683
♪ I already knew it ♪
501
00:23:49,766 --> 00:23:52,602
♪ A power chord,
the leader board ♪
502
00:23:52,686 --> 00:23:55,147
♪ When I show up,
the game is over ♪
503
00:23:55,230 --> 00:23:57,983
♪ I am phenomenal ♪
504
00:23:58,066 --> 00:24:01,069
♪ I already knew it,
this is how we do it ♪♪