1 00:01:07,969 --> 00:01:09,805 Leave us alone a moment, will you George? 2 00:01:09,839 --> 00:01:12,140 Sure, Mr. Rasoulis. 3 00:01:22,818 --> 00:01:25,554 Plato, my dear friend, what have you done? 4 00:01:27,656 --> 00:01:30,860 How did you come to be acquainted with such a vile devil? 5 00:01:36,832 --> 00:01:39,668 I am sincere when I say he's an acquaintance 6 00:01:39,702 --> 00:01:40,970 that I wish I didn't know. 7 00:01:47,643 --> 00:01:48,677 This man, 8 00:01:51,814 --> 00:01:54,583 although I hesitate to call him even that, 9 00:01:55,551 --> 00:01:58,286 such is his barbarity, 10 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:02,090 this monster, this beast, 11 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:06,227 this fire-breathing dragon is Willard greb. 12 00:02:09,465 --> 00:02:13,167 A killer of the innocent, born with no soul or compassion. 13 00:02:14,403 --> 00:02:15,437 Look at me. 14 00:02:17,540 --> 00:02:19,675 Who embraces the lust of evil, 15 00:02:21,544 --> 00:02:24,379 for the euphoria and sexual gratification 16 00:02:24,413 --> 00:02:26,749 he gains from his heinous acts. 17 00:02:30,719 --> 00:02:31,787 Please don't kill me! 18 00:02:32,988 --> 00:02:34,322 Please don't kill me! 19 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:37,693 The money's in a safe behind the wedding photo 20 00:02:37,726 --> 00:02:39,562 on the wall, all right? 21 00:02:39,595 --> 00:02:42,330 The code is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, yeah? 22 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:45,133 I made it easy so I'd remember it. 23 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:46,835 And there's 20 grand in there, 24 00:02:46,869 --> 00:02:48,470 and you can take it all, yeah? 25 00:02:48,504 --> 00:02:50,940 Just please, please don't kill me and my family. 26 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:56,177 My advice to you, Plato, is to run. 27 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:59,080 Run far, far away and never return. 28 00:03:00,783 --> 00:03:02,751 Please don't kill me. 29 00:03:02,785 --> 00:03:04,585 Please just don't kill me and my family, okay? 30 00:03:06,755 --> 00:03:07,990 No, please don't, please, no. 31 00:03:08,023 --> 00:03:09,190 Please don't, no, no! 32 00:03:13,596 --> 00:03:14,763 Put your head up, son. 33 00:03:17,733 --> 00:03:20,502 A real man acts from the heart, 34 00:03:20,536 --> 00:03:21,937 no matter how painful. 35 00:06:11,039 --> 00:06:12,273 The bezonians social club 36 00:06:12,306 --> 00:06:15,177 was passed down to me by my late father. 37 00:06:15,210 --> 00:06:17,513 Back in the '60s, Greek Cypriot immigrants, 38 00:06:17,546 --> 00:06:20,249 still fresh off the boat and stacked full of ambition, 39 00:06:20,281 --> 00:06:22,383 would gamble their week's hard-earned wages 40 00:06:22,417 --> 00:06:24,453 on a single game of cards, 41 00:06:24,486 --> 00:06:26,287 and leave their families to starve 42 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:27,923 until the following Friday. 43 00:06:29,323 --> 00:06:31,693 Many of my regulars have been coming here 44 00:06:31,727 --> 00:06:34,096 since they were kids, in a tradition passed down 45 00:06:34,129 --> 00:06:35,464 by their forefathers before them. 46 00:06:35,497 --> 00:06:38,433 Hey, Plato. 47 00:06:38,467 --> 00:06:40,569 Some successful businessmen, 48 00:06:40,602 --> 00:06:41,937 others unlucky in life, 49 00:06:41,970 --> 00:06:43,939 but often lucky in love. 50 00:06:43,972 --> 00:06:48,243 I don't think you like me, Plato. 51 00:06:48,277 --> 00:06:49,778 We're a colorful group of misfits, 52 00:06:49,812 --> 00:06:52,047 jokers, failures, and dreamers. 53 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:54,082 Hello, taz. 54 00:06:54,116 --> 00:06:55,417 Hi, Daisy. 55 00:06:55,450 --> 00:06:57,753 I haven't seen you for a couple of hours. 56 00:06:57,786 --> 00:06:59,454 Hello. 57 00:06:59,488 --> 00:07:02,991 I read that he wanted a real bullet in the gun. 58 00:07:03,025 --> 00:07:05,627 Yeah, not obviously when they're, yeah. 59 00:07:05,661 --> 00:07:08,063 But to be a bezonian 60 00:07:08,096 --> 00:07:10,465 meant there was always someone to turn to 61 00:07:10,499 --> 00:07:13,101 when things were really tough in the real world. 62 00:07:13,135 --> 00:07:14,169 Hello, pav. 63 00:07:20,843 --> 00:07:23,579 Mavron Mike, hi. 64 00:07:23,612 --> 00:07:25,681 Life is a bit like toilet paper. 65 00:07:25,714 --> 00:07:27,316 You're either on a roll, 66 00:07:27,348 --> 00:07:29,418 or you're taking shit from some asshole. 67 00:07:36,792 --> 00:07:41,263 And here I am, Plato "the boss" andinos. 68 00:07:42,363 --> 00:07:43,732 I'm far from a millionaire, 69 00:07:44,733 --> 00:07:46,201 but just as far from hunger. 70 00:07:56,211 --> 00:07:58,347 Anthony was the local retard. 71 00:07:58,379 --> 00:08:01,483 Every community has one, some more than one. 72 00:08:01,516 --> 00:08:04,887 His mother, a disgrace to the word, 73 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,990 abandoned the family and ran away with her new lover 74 00:08:08,023 --> 00:08:09,558 when Anthony was just three. 75 00:08:12,861 --> 00:08:15,797 His father, Carl, was a degenerate gambler 76 00:08:15,831 --> 00:08:18,399 who would bring Anthony along to high-stakes poker games 77 00:08:18,433 --> 00:08:19,468 here at the bezonians. 78 00:08:20,736 --> 00:08:22,804 Once his wife walked out on him, 79 00:08:22,838 --> 00:08:26,675 the gambling spiraled out of control. 80 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:29,311 He eventually lost everything he had inherited 81 00:08:29,344 --> 00:08:31,880 from his once successful father, 82 00:08:31,914 --> 00:08:33,882 including his self-respect. 83 00:08:40,689 --> 00:08:45,260 One morning, after a particularly bad night, 84 00:08:45,294 --> 00:08:49,231 he put a gun in his mouth, pulled the trigger, 85 00:08:49,264 --> 00:08:52,367 and left Anthony all alone in the world to fend for himself. 86 00:08:53,702 --> 00:08:56,104 The shock of losing his father in such a way 87 00:08:56,138 --> 00:08:57,706 broke something in his head, 88 00:08:57,739 --> 00:08:59,441 and any potential he may have had 89 00:09:00,709 --> 00:09:02,844 died that night with his father. 90 00:09:04,646 --> 00:09:07,449 Anthony would remain a child forever, 91 00:09:07,482 --> 00:09:12,020 dependent on the kindness of others to survive in the world. 92 00:09:12,054 --> 00:09:16,091 Anthony's been coming here every day since that awful night. 93 00:09:20,128 --> 00:09:22,364 Like many innocents tend to do, 94 00:09:22,397 --> 00:09:26,436 Anthony sought out a hero to live through vicariously. 95 00:09:26,468 --> 00:09:29,004 Someone he dreamed of one day becoming. 96 00:09:30,772 --> 00:09:32,908 Plato, achilles is here. 97 00:09:32,941 --> 00:09:34,209 After all, 98 00:09:34,242 --> 00:09:36,845 the innocent have an absolute faith in good. 99 00:09:39,348 --> 00:09:40,615 Hi achilles. 100 00:09:40,649 --> 00:09:43,318 Achilles, you have a lovely suit on today. 101 00:09:43,352 --> 00:09:45,120 Anthony's hero, 102 00:09:45,153 --> 00:09:47,457 local legend and enigma, 103 00:09:47,489 --> 00:09:48,490 achilles. 104 00:09:50,592 --> 00:09:53,261 Everyone had a story about achilles. 105 00:09:53,295 --> 00:09:56,131 Many were exaggerated for dramatic effect. 106 00:09:56,164 --> 00:09:57,566 But one I personally witnessed... 107 00:09:57,599 --> 00:10:00,335 Oi, you, get back here now! 108 00:10:00,369 --> 00:10:02,004 What would become known as 109 00:10:02,037 --> 00:10:05,974 the Michael constantine incident. 110 00:10:09,644 --> 00:10:12,347 Michael, me and the kids haven't eaten since last night. 111 00:10:12,381 --> 00:10:13,715 You need to give me some money. 112 00:10:16,351 --> 00:10:17,552 - I do, do I? - No, don't. 113 00:10:17,586 --> 00:10:18,454 Don't. 114 00:10:18,488 --> 00:10:20,022 A fucking bag or two, huh? 115 00:10:20,055 --> 00:10:21,823 Michael constantine was a degenerate gambler, 116 00:10:21,857 --> 00:10:23,459 former boxing champion, 117 00:10:23,493 --> 00:10:27,829 and serial abuser of his long-suffering wife, Faye. 118 00:10:34,336 --> 00:10:37,539 Achilles was the obvious choice for Anthony's hero. 119 00:10:39,007 --> 00:10:42,512 Tall, fast, powerful, explosive, 120 00:10:42,544 --> 00:10:44,880 and most importantly, fearless. 121 00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:47,883 He struts round north London, 122 00:10:47,916 --> 00:10:50,420 looking for battles to be fought and won. 123 00:10:52,522 --> 00:10:54,823 As childish as that might sound, 124 00:10:54,856 --> 00:10:56,725 this crusader-type attitude 125 00:10:56,758 --> 00:10:58,193 seemed to have an insane effect 126 00:10:58,226 --> 00:11:00,195 when it came to female attention. 127 00:11:00,228 --> 00:11:04,032 I mean, women would just throw themselves at achilles. 128 00:11:05,901 --> 00:11:08,703 Anthony was the perfect adventure and pet project, 129 00:11:08,737 --> 00:11:11,239 as he went day to day seeking courageous acts 130 00:11:11,273 --> 00:11:13,675 to prove his self-worth. 131 00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:16,479 After all, Anthony was the obvious victim 132 00:11:16,512 --> 00:11:17,679 that needed protecting 133 00:11:17,712 --> 00:11:19,815 from the devils and dragons of London. 134 00:11:22,951 --> 00:11:27,622 And achilles was just the man to protect him from them. 135 00:11:29,391 --> 00:11:31,393 He'd been coming to bezonians for years, 136 00:11:31,427 --> 00:11:34,029 but barely spoke a word to anyone. 137 00:11:34,062 --> 00:11:36,998 Just a broad smile, a single fingered salute, 138 00:11:37,032 --> 00:11:39,734 and the occasional grab of his crotch in defiance. 139 00:11:45,207 --> 00:11:47,543 It was the perfect bromance, 140 00:11:47,577 --> 00:11:49,711 formed out of necessity for each other 141 00:11:49,744 --> 00:11:52,714 in what they lacked in themselves. 142 00:11:52,747 --> 00:11:54,916 Anthony's need for protection, 143 00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:57,686 and achilles' need to fight for a righteous cause. 144 00:11:58,887 --> 00:12:01,557 It was both sweet and tender, 145 00:12:01,591 --> 00:12:04,693 but sycophantic and patronizing. 146 00:12:04,726 --> 00:12:06,862 Never been so offended in all my life. 147 00:12:25,747 --> 00:12:28,049 Al Pacino or Robert De Niro? 148 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:30,085 If you had to choose one, yeah? 149 00:12:30,118 --> 00:12:31,487 Yeah. 150 00:12:31,521 --> 00:12:33,255 I mean if you had to choose one, right? 151 00:12:33,288 --> 00:12:34,990 Who's your favorite? 152 00:12:35,023 --> 00:12:35,957 Pacino. 153 00:12:35,991 --> 00:12:37,225 Yeah, I knew you'd say that. 154 00:12:37,259 --> 00:12:39,294 Only 'cause you think you look like him. 155 00:12:39,327 --> 00:12:40,795 I do look like him. 156 00:12:40,829 --> 00:12:42,431 That's not the only reason. 157 00:12:42,465 --> 00:12:44,766 Well, de niro's the better actor. 158 00:12:44,799 --> 00:12:48,003 Taxi driver, raging bull, 159 00:12:48,036 --> 00:12:51,507 he is probably the greatest actor of all time. 160 00:12:51,541 --> 00:12:53,509 In my most humble opinion. 161 00:12:53,543 --> 00:12:56,111 Michael fucking corleone, 162 00:12:56,144 --> 00:12:57,812 Tony fucking Montana, 163 00:12:57,846 --> 00:13:00,248 and that blind bloke from scent of a woman. 164 00:13:00,282 --> 00:13:05,987 Yeah, but Pacino has a habit of over-acting, don't he? 165 00:13:06,021 --> 00:13:07,590 Yeah, well Robert de niro's a pervert. 166 00:13:07,623 --> 00:13:09,425 What do you mean, he's a pervert? 167 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:12,461 You know how he fucks black women, don't you? 168 00:13:12,495 --> 00:13:13,496 So what? 169 00:13:13,529 --> 00:13:14,863 That don't make you a pervert. 170 00:13:14,896 --> 00:13:17,132 No, I'm not talking about beyonce black. 171 00:13:17,165 --> 00:13:19,134 I'm talking about Venus Williams black, 172 00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:20,536 the butch muscular type. 173 00:13:21,736 --> 00:13:22,971 Well, so what? 174 00:13:23,004 --> 00:13:25,040 That's just his type. 175 00:13:25,073 --> 00:13:28,043 Different strokes for different folks and all that. 176 00:13:28,076 --> 00:13:31,480 What about you and your Chinese birds? 177 00:13:31,514 --> 00:13:34,082 And you know his father was a famous artist, don't you? 178 00:13:36,552 --> 00:13:38,887 What, a poof? 179 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:42,190 Put it this way, the conception of Robert De Niro 180 00:13:42,224 --> 00:13:45,727 was probably the only time his dad fucks a woman. 181 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,630 Before and after that, it was just cock, 182 00:13:47,663 --> 00:13:50,098 cock, cock, cock, cock. 183 00:13:53,902 --> 00:13:56,738 Doesn't make you any less of an actor. 184 00:13:56,771 --> 00:13:58,907 What about all this political thing? 185 00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:01,876 He's become a super woke left wing wanker. 186 00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:05,481 I hate people like that, you know, male feminist types. 187 00:14:05,514 --> 00:14:08,917 Everybody knows, secretly, they're just like the rest of us, 188 00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:10,885 and only act like that to get close to women 189 00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:12,854 in hope of a mercy fuck. 190 00:14:12,887 --> 00:14:13,922 Fucking wankers. 191 00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:17,359 All right, 192 00:14:17,392 --> 00:14:19,928 fair point on the male feminist, yeah? 193 00:14:19,961 --> 00:14:22,197 But unfair point on Bobby d. 194 00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:24,332 The man is an artist. 195 00:14:24,366 --> 00:14:25,934 Look at goodfellas. 196 00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:29,739 Robert De Niro owes all his success to Martin scorsese. 197 00:14:29,771 --> 00:14:32,007 You name me one decent de niro film 198 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,975 without scorsese in the director's chair. 199 00:14:41,717 --> 00:14:44,720 John "the actor" adamos was a failed actor 200 00:14:44,754 --> 00:14:47,856 who didn't get any further than a line in the bill, 201 00:14:47,889 --> 00:14:49,958 but a good man, a family man, 202 00:14:49,991 --> 00:14:52,394 and as old school as they come. 203 00:14:55,598 --> 00:14:56,931 He gave up acting for the joy 204 00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:58,768 of housing benefits and child support, 205 00:14:59,735 --> 00:15:02,203 but he never complains. 206 00:15:02,237 --> 00:15:04,205 He finds a way to provide, like all good men do. 207 00:15:05,807 --> 00:15:08,977 No matter how innovative that way may be. 208 00:15:34,002 --> 00:15:34,836 Hello. 209 00:15:34,869 --> 00:15:35,904 Police. 210 00:15:36,838 --> 00:15:38,873 I wanna report a theft. 211 00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:41,510 My car's been stolen. 212 00:15:41,544 --> 00:15:43,278 I parked it at the end of the driveway, 213 00:15:43,311 --> 00:15:48,016 and when I got up to go to work this evening, it was gone. 214 00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:50,085 Heat. 215 00:16:04,366 --> 00:16:06,267 Bastards! Cocksuckers! 216 00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:08,704 Woo hoo! 217 00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:17,278 Taz was raised in a small town in middle Ireland, 218 00:16:17,312 --> 00:16:19,013 moved into London in his teens 219 00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:22,451 when he fell foul of the local crime boss, pat mccullen, 220 00:16:22,485 --> 00:16:24,386 after sleeping with the feared gangster's 221 00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:26,822 80 year old mother. 222 00:16:26,856 --> 00:16:29,725 Taz was a natural rule breaker who lived to shock 223 00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:31,727 and would do the most outrageous things 224 00:16:31,761 --> 00:16:33,928 just to get a reaction from the other bezonians. 225 00:16:35,698 --> 00:16:38,701 But deep down, all taz ever really wanted 226 00:16:39,769 --> 00:16:40,803 was to be noticed. 227 00:16:48,343 --> 00:16:50,245 Hey! 228 00:16:50,278 --> 00:16:51,480 Enough of that. 229 00:17:24,045 --> 00:17:25,079 All right. 230 00:17:31,787 --> 00:17:33,889 I'm not shaking your hand. 231 00:17:33,923 --> 00:17:35,190 Coronavirus, remember? 232 00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:39,929 Don't believe everything the government tells you, taz. 233 00:17:39,961 --> 00:17:42,063 The day I stop shaking hands 234 00:17:42,096 --> 00:17:43,933 is the day I turn in my balls, 235 00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:45,967 slap on a blond wig and makeup, 236 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,536 and go by the name of Lisa. 237 00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:50,205 Fair enough. 238 00:18:02,651 --> 00:18:05,821 The bezonians wasn't as profitable as it once was, 239 00:18:05,855 --> 00:18:08,056 so I had a small side business. 240 00:18:08,089 --> 00:18:09,501 Nothing industrial sized or anything, 241 00:18:09,525 --> 00:18:12,327 just five plants producing north London's 242 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:15,598 finest herbs since 2006. 243 00:18:15,631 --> 00:18:18,667 And taz would purchase the vast majority of my produce 244 00:18:18,701 --> 00:18:20,636 every nine weeks. 245 00:18:20,669 --> 00:18:22,571 Taz was the local drug dealer, 246 00:18:22,605 --> 00:18:26,341 or road pharmacist as he liked to call himself. 247 00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:28,444 His customers were mainly single mothers 248 00:18:28,477 --> 00:18:30,479 from the local council estates 249 00:18:30,513 --> 00:18:33,549 who would blow their gyro on a cheap high once a fortnight. 250 00:18:43,191 --> 00:18:47,897 Now that's the californian strain I was telling you about. 251 00:18:55,036 --> 00:18:57,205 Fuck me! 252 00:18:57,238 --> 00:18:58,941 That's not bad, Plato. 253 00:19:02,411 --> 00:19:03,979 Plato, Plato, Plato. 254 00:19:04,013 --> 00:19:06,047 Anthony come, come, come see, see, see, 255 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,349 because obviously, obviously I think Lola's here now 256 00:19:08,383 --> 00:19:09,785 and I've got all of the goods 257 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:12,488 having going to go now Plato. 258 00:19:14,823 --> 00:19:15,867 - Plato, Plato. - All right, 259 00:19:15,891 --> 00:19:17,493 all right, all right, all right. 260 00:19:17,526 --> 00:19:18,737 Taz, we're gonna have to hurry this up, mate, come on. 261 00:19:18,761 --> 00:19:19,905 Lola's here, it's my anniversary Tuesday. 262 00:19:19,929 --> 00:19:24,033 There you go. 263 00:19:28,369 --> 00:19:30,005 Oh, fuck's sake, you scavenging bastards, 264 00:19:30,039 --> 00:19:31,473 you've taken all the good stuff. 265 00:19:31,507 --> 00:19:33,976 Right now gentlemen, these are the real deal, yeah? 266 00:19:34,009 --> 00:19:36,045 Directly from my man in Milan. 267 00:19:36,077 --> 00:19:37,589 The ideal gift for the woman in your life, 268 00:19:37,613 --> 00:19:41,382 and it's 50% off the retail price, yeah? 269 00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:43,562 And that is only because you're all friends of Plato's. 270 00:19:43,586 --> 00:19:44,763 Here Lola, how much is this, babe? 271 00:19:44,787 --> 00:19:46,889 That one's 65 darling. 272 00:19:46,922 --> 00:19:48,389 I'll do it for you for 60. 273 00:19:48,424 --> 00:19:49,658 This Karen millen? 274 00:19:49,692 --> 00:19:51,427 I dunno babe, that's Prada, brand new. 275 00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:54,663 - Hi, achilles. - Prada. 276 00:19:54,697 --> 00:19:57,032 Hi achilles, 277 00:19:57,066 --> 00:19:58,834 it's just me, Anthony. 278 00:20:00,035 --> 00:20:02,438 Achilles, 279 00:20:02,471 --> 00:20:05,574 where, where, where, where did you get them sunglasses from? 280 00:20:06,942 --> 00:20:10,211 I've been, you know, obviously, 281 00:20:10,244 --> 00:20:13,114 how, how, how, how much were they? 282 00:20:13,147 --> 00:20:15,517 Because obviously when, when, when, when 283 00:20:15,551 --> 00:20:18,921 when I get my money, I obviously want, 284 00:20:18,954 --> 00:20:21,189 I'm gonna buy a pair just like that as well, achilles, 285 00:20:21,222 --> 00:20:24,793 so, so, so, so, so, obviously, obviously, 286 00:20:24,827 --> 00:20:26,695 I can look just like you. 287 00:20:26,729 --> 00:20:28,063 Around once a fortnight, 288 00:20:28,097 --> 00:20:30,398 Lola nightingale would pay us a visit 289 00:20:30,432 --> 00:20:33,035 with the latest Louis Vuitton, Roberto cavalli, 290 00:20:33,068 --> 00:20:36,405 and versace handbags, and let's face it, 291 00:20:36,438 --> 00:20:38,407 everyone loves a bargain. 292 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,409 Yeah, go on, 60, but for you, Plato, go on. 293 00:20:40,442 --> 00:20:42,077 There was something about Lola 294 00:20:42,111 --> 00:20:44,713 that was different to other women around here. 295 00:20:44,747 --> 00:20:47,449 Lola had a way of wrapping men around her little finger 296 00:20:47,483 --> 00:20:50,318 with a simple flick of her beautiful blonde hair. 297 00:20:52,454 --> 00:20:54,790 In the wild, animals all class themselves 298 00:20:54,823 --> 00:20:56,157 in a social hierarchy. 299 00:20:59,695 --> 00:21:01,764 At the very top, the alphas. 300 00:21:01,797 --> 00:21:03,999 The alphas dominate all around them 301 00:21:04,033 --> 00:21:06,468 with their superior wit and savvy, 302 00:21:06,502 --> 00:21:12,074 as well as aggression, if and when it is needed. 303 00:21:12,107 --> 00:21:13,317 Alphas often use sexual behavior 304 00:21:13,341 --> 00:21:15,343 in a dominance display towards beta 305 00:21:15,376 --> 00:21:18,179 and omega members of their society. 306 00:21:18,212 --> 00:21:20,916 Other animals display subordinate behavior 307 00:21:20,949 --> 00:21:22,618 towards these alphas, 308 00:21:22,651 --> 00:21:25,821 and often, the beta animals act as a second in command 309 00:21:25,854 --> 00:21:28,657 to the reigning alphas. 310 00:21:28,691 --> 00:21:32,594 But the betas, essentially, are slaves to the alphas, 311 00:21:32,628 --> 00:21:36,532 and do what their told to if the alphas insist. 312 00:21:36,565 --> 00:21:37,833 Here you go, buttercup. 313 00:21:37,866 --> 00:21:39,367 Oh, good boy Willard. 314 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,379 There's a bit extra in there, there's 20 grand there. 315 00:21:41,403 --> 00:21:44,840 Oh lovely, did he put up much of a struggle? 316 00:21:44,873 --> 00:21:47,776 Oh, you never, what, all three of 'em? 317 00:21:47,810 --> 00:21:49,387 Well you know, he showed a bit of stubbornness, 318 00:21:49,411 --> 00:21:51,245 and I take that as stupidity, Lola. 319 00:21:53,148 --> 00:21:55,050 Most people don't kill an entire family though, 320 00:21:55,084 --> 00:21:56,719 do they, Willy? 321 00:21:56,752 --> 00:21:59,855 I'm sorry, Lola, don't be angry with me, will ya? 322 00:21:59,888 --> 00:22:01,657 Now look, I'm not mad at you, yeah? 323 00:22:01,690 --> 00:22:03,459 But I am in a mad hurry, so if you don't mind 324 00:22:03,492 --> 00:22:06,028 making your own way from here, yeah? 325 00:22:06,061 --> 00:22:07,029 What do you mean? 326 00:22:07,062 --> 00:22:09,531 Me motor's three miles that way. 327 00:22:09,565 --> 00:22:13,301 Well look, love, for your troubles, yeah? 328 00:22:13,334 --> 00:22:16,572 So I'll, you know I'll do anything for you, Lola. 329 00:22:16,605 --> 00:22:17,840 I love you. 330 00:22:17,873 --> 00:22:20,743 I've really gotta go, babe, yeah? 331 00:22:20,776 --> 00:22:23,212 See you round, sex on legs. 332 00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:26,148 I love you, Lola. 333 00:22:33,188 --> 00:22:34,089 Daddy! 334 00:22:34,123 --> 00:22:35,157 Hey! 335 00:22:39,061 --> 00:22:41,597 Happy anniversary, my angel from above. 336 00:22:41,630 --> 00:22:43,397 Oh. 337 00:22:43,432 --> 00:22:45,868 You look as beautiful as the first day I ever met you. 338 00:22:45,901 --> 00:22:47,436 And you're still a sweet talker. 339 00:22:49,938 --> 00:22:51,339 Presents for you, 340 00:22:51,372 --> 00:22:53,776 directly from my man in Milan. 341 00:22:54,710 --> 00:22:55,744 Plato. 342 00:22:57,546 --> 00:22:59,214 You're the best husband in the world. 343 00:22:59,248 --> 00:23:00,182 Don't you love 'em? 344 00:23:00,215 --> 00:23:01,583 Oh me, 345 00:23:01,617 --> 00:23:03,284 Gucci? 346 00:23:03,317 --> 00:23:05,754 Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, 347 00:23:05,788 --> 00:23:10,192 and never has that been more true than in my household. 348 00:23:10,225 --> 00:23:11,436 I was hardly ever round for dinner 349 00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:13,762 as that was peak hours at the bezonians, 350 00:23:13,796 --> 00:23:16,532 so every morning at seven am, 351 00:23:16,565 --> 00:23:18,901 I would catch up on the previous day's events 352 00:23:18,934 --> 00:23:21,270 in the lives of my loving family. 353 00:23:23,438 --> 00:23:25,207 What you do at school today, Christopher? 354 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,307 Home economics. 355 00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:27,609 Home economics? 356 00:23:29,111 --> 00:23:30,746 What's that then? 357 00:23:30,779 --> 00:23:32,781 Cooking and stuff, like today, I made a cake. 358 00:23:36,285 --> 00:23:39,421 Christopher, men don't cook. 359 00:23:39,454 --> 00:23:41,322 That's a woman's job. 360 00:23:41,355 --> 00:23:43,324 When you grow up, you're gonna meet a woman 361 00:23:43,357 --> 00:23:45,160 and you're gonna marry her, 362 00:23:45,194 --> 00:23:46,795 and she's gonna cook for you, 363 00:23:46,829 --> 00:23:49,464 so next time your teacher tells you to bake a cake, 364 00:23:49,498 --> 00:23:52,601 you tell her your dad said you're not a woman 365 00:23:52,634 --> 00:23:54,236 and you're not a poof, 366 00:23:54,269 --> 00:23:56,438 and there should be no more talk about baking, right? 367 00:23:56,471 --> 00:23:58,240 Don't tell him things like that, 368 00:23:58,273 --> 00:23:59,241 you'll get him in trouble. 369 00:23:59,274 --> 00:24:00,341 Fuck 'em, Helen. 370 00:24:00,374 --> 00:24:02,177 I'm raising a man, not a fairy. 371 00:24:02,211 --> 00:24:04,479 Some of the best cooks in the world are men. 372 00:24:04,513 --> 00:24:06,315 What about Gordon Ramsey? 373 00:24:06,347 --> 00:24:08,517 That's a load of bollocks. 374 00:24:08,550 --> 00:24:10,285 You know as well as I know 375 00:24:10,319 --> 00:24:13,689 the best cook in the world was my mother, god rest her soul, 376 00:24:13,722 --> 00:24:16,525 followed by you and then your mother. 377 00:24:16,558 --> 00:24:19,761 Greek women are the best cooks in the world, 378 00:24:19,795 --> 00:24:22,164 none of these celebrity French bollocks. 379 00:24:22,197 --> 00:24:26,101 Men cooking is all a bit feminine for me. 380 00:24:26,134 --> 00:24:27,344 Whatever happened to the good old days, 381 00:24:27,368 --> 00:24:28,770 where the man would be out working, 382 00:24:28,804 --> 00:24:31,440 the woman would be at home looking after the house 383 00:24:31,473 --> 00:24:33,775 and preparing dinner for her husband? 384 00:24:33,809 --> 00:24:37,112 I tell you what happened to it, left wing bullshit, 385 00:24:37,145 --> 00:24:38,379 that's what happened to it. 386 00:24:38,413 --> 00:24:41,183 What this country needs is a proper leader, 387 00:24:41,216 --> 00:24:42,618 like the Americans have got, 388 00:24:42,651 --> 00:24:44,953 someone like that Donald trump, a proper bloke. 389 00:24:44,987 --> 00:24:47,556 Oh, you and your politics. 390 00:24:47,589 --> 00:24:49,024 Fucking Mexicans. 391 00:24:49,892 --> 00:24:50,926 Mexicans? 392 00:24:51,994 --> 00:24:54,395 Stupid. 393 00:24:54,429 --> 00:24:56,131 What about you, Alexander? 394 00:24:56,164 --> 00:24:57,299 What's the latest? 395 00:24:57,332 --> 00:24:58,867 Yeah, I'm good, dad. 396 00:24:58,901 --> 00:25:00,702 How's school? 397 00:25:00,736 --> 00:25:02,204 It's good. 398 00:25:02,237 --> 00:25:03,739 When I was at university- 399 00:25:03,772 --> 00:25:05,874 - you went university, dad? 400 00:25:05,908 --> 00:25:08,210 Yeah, I went to university, thank you very much. 401 00:25:08,243 --> 00:25:09,745 The university of reading. 402 00:25:09,778 --> 00:25:11,413 For a term. 403 00:25:11,446 --> 00:25:13,248 Doesn't matter, I still went to uni. 404 00:25:17,419 --> 00:25:19,221 For a term, thank you Helen. 405 00:25:20,856 --> 00:25:22,925 I used to sell weed to all the posh kids. 406 00:25:22,958 --> 00:25:24,593 Made a bloody fortune, I did. 407 00:25:24,626 --> 00:25:26,371 Now, you should try doing something like that 408 00:25:26,395 --> 00:25:28,163 at your school, Alexander, 409 00:25:28,196 --> 00:25:29,498 make a bit of extra pocket money. 410 00:25:29,531 --> 00:25:31,066 You cost me a fortune, you do. 411 00:25:31,099 --> 00:25:32,434 Maybe, dad. 412 00:25:32,467 --> 00:25:34,603 Don't listen to your stupid father. 413 00:25:34,636 --> 00:25:37,072 But it doesn't mean you don't have to study. 414 00:25:37,105 --> 00:25:40,342 Anything less than six grade as in your gcses 415 00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:42,778 and you and me are gonna have a fist fight. 416 00:25:42,811 --> 00:25:44,414 Yes, dad. 417 00:25:44,446 --> 00:25:45,480 I'm not joking, son. 418 00:25:46,481 --> 00:25:48,283 I'll seriously fuck you up. 419 00:25:48,317 --> 00:25:50,953 You and your low expectations! 420 00:25:50,986 --> 00:25:53,186 If I don't get 10 a stars, I'm gonna hang myself anyway. 421 00:25:54,456 --> 00:25:57,526 Don't say things like that, I don't like it. 422 00:26:10,906 --> 00:26:12,240 Mavron Mike hagler. 423 00:26:12,274 --> 00:26:15,777 Mavron literally meant black in Greek. 424 00:26:15,811 --> 00:26:17,413 A nickname he gave himself 425 00:26:17,447 --> 00:26:19,415 once he figured out what this Greek word was 426 00:26:19,449 --> 00:26:22,617 that the elders kept saying every time he was around. 427 00:26:22,651 --> 00:26:25,754 But still, it was never meant with any malice. 428 00:26:25,787 --> 00:26:26,788 You're mavron Mike, yeah? 429 00:26:29,658 --> 00:26:31,226 Depends who's asking, don't it? 430 00:26:31,259 --> 00:26:32,627 Yeah, they said you'd say that. 431 00:26:32,661 --> 00:26:35,397 Can I ask you something, mate? 432 00:26:35,431 --> 00:26:37,299 Depends what it is, don't it? 433 00:26:37,332 --> 00:26:40,736 All right, so, er, I'm a shotter, right. 434 00:26:40,769 --> 00:26:42,804 And my regular fella is away in Cyprus, 435 00:26:42,838 --> 00:26:46,274 he's yia yia's sick, man, so he could be gone for a while. 436 00:26:46,308 --> 00:26:49,211 Basically what I'm trying to say is can you get me anything? 437 00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:52,814 What you talking, weed, coke? 438 00:26:52,848 --> 00:26:54,649 No, weed man, just a little skunk, you know, 439 00:26:54,683 --> 00:26:57,019 nothing too serious, mate. 440 00:26:57,052 --> 00:26:59,855 So tell me, whatever possessed you to come and ask me? 441 00:27:01,189 --> 00:27:02,524 Well you know. 442 00:27:02,557 --> 00:27:03,925 You're a bad boy yardie, nah? 443 00:27:05,527 --> 00:27:06,828 A yardie? 444 00:27:06,862 --> 00:27:08,163 Yeah, what, ain't it, like, 445 00:27:08,196 --> 00:27:10,232 part of your religion or something, smoking weed? 446 00:27:11,299 --> 00:27:12,334 So what you want? 447 00:27:13,668 --> 00:27:14,703 Kilo. 448 00:27:15,871 --> 00:27:17,172 That's gonna cost ya. 449 00:27:19,207 --> 00:27:21,610 So well, what do you normally pay for it? 450 00:27:21,643 --> 00:27:22,844 About four grand a key. 451 00:27:24,312 --> 00:27:25,857 This stuff's gonna cost you at least five. 452 00:27:25,881 --> 00:27:27,349 Five grand a kilo? 453 00:27:27,382 --> 00:27:29,351 Hold it down, what you shouting for? 454 00:27:29,384 --> 00:27:31,386 Look, this stuff is good. 455 00:27:31,421 --> 00:27:33,155 And it's Jamaican. 456 00:27:33,188 --> 00:27:34,490 What, from yard, yeah? 457 00:27:34,524 --> 00:27:37,493 Yes, from bomberclaat yard, eh. 458 00:27:37,527 --> 00:27:39,061 Fuck it, I'll take it. 459 00:27:39,094 --> 00:27:39,861 Where is it? 460 00:27:39,895 --> 00:27:41,196 All right. 461 00:27:41,229 --> 00:27:42,707 We're gonna have to go and see my yardie cousin 462 00:27:42,731 --> 00:27:43,899 just round the corner. 463 00:27:43,932 --> 00:27:46,536 It's not far, come, follow me, eh. 464 00:27:46,568 --> 00:27:47,602 Dude. 465 00:28:24,574 --> 00:28:26,875 I'm gonna kill you, bitch, 466 00:28:26,908 --> 00:28:29,010 I'm gonna, I'm gonna kill you, bitch. 467 00:28:29,044 --> 00:28:31,146 I'm gonna kill you, bitch. 468 00:28:33,748 --> 00:28:35,851 I'm gonna kill you, bitch. 469 00:28:42,824 --> 00:28:44,860 I'm gonna kill you, bitch. 470 00:28:44,893 --> 00:28:46,995 I'm gonna kill you, bitch. 471 00:29:05,013 --> 00:29:06,047 Bitch! 472 00:29:07,949 --> 00:29:08,984 Bitch! 473 00:29:14,689 --> 00:29:15,724 Bitch! 474 00:29:41,383 --> 00:29:43,586 Mate, I've always wanted to go Jamaica, you know. 475 00:29:43,619 --> 00:29:45,086 All right, you see that man there? 476 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,589 That's my cousin, Bob, 477 00:29:46,622 --> 00:29:49,257 named after Bob, yeah man. 478 00:29:49,291 --> 00:29:51,159 He's a big time yardie. 479 00:29:51,193 --> 00:29:53,995 Right, give me the money and wait right here. 480 00:29:54,029 --> 00:29:55,631 What, can't I meet him, 481 00:29:55,665 --> 00:29:57,008 have a look at the skunk before I buy it and that? 482 00:29:57,032 --> 00:29:57,799 You mad? 483 00:29:57,832 --> 00:29:59,435 You crazy? 484 00:29:59,468 --> 00:30:01,604 Him no like white man at all, at all, at all, boss. 485 00:30:01,637 --> 00:30:03,972 I'm not white, mate, I'm Greek. 486 00:30:04,005 --> 00:30:05,608 You try and tell him the difference. 487 00:30:05,641 --> 00:30:08,109 No, no, it's too dangerous. 488 00:30:08,143 --> 00:30:10,546 Look, if you want it, you gonna have to trust me. 489 00:30:10,580 --> 00:30:11,547 All right, all right. 490 00:30:11,581 --> 00:30:12,515 You sure it's proper, yeah? 491 00:30:12,548 --> 00:30:13,882 It's definitely Jamaican, yeah? 492 00:30:13,915 --> 00:30:15,717 Fresh from Spanish town, my bredrin, 493 00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:19,821 eh, oo, jah rastafari. 494 00:30:19,854 --> 00:30:21,132 All right, give me the money, man. 495 00:30:21,156 --> 00:30:22,401 All right, all right, all right, all right. 496 00:30:22,425 --> 00:30:23,693 I'll be here, yeah? 497 00:30:23,725 --> 00:30:25,069 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you wait right there. 498 00:30:25,093 --> 00:30:26,127 Right. 499 00:30:27,496 --> 00:30:29,197 Mike picked up the bezonian lifestyle 500 00:30:29,231 --> 00:30:32,067 from his late father, Carlton McNally hagler, 501 00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:35,804 who was friends with my father as far back as the '60s. 502 00:30:35,837 --> 00:30:38,507 Mike was one of the funniest fuckers I've ever met. 503 00:30:38,541 --> 00:30:41,711 Playful, and a joy to be around most days. 504 00:30:41,743 --> 00:30:42,978 Hello mate. 505 00:30:43,011 --> 00:30:44,251 I'll catch you on the way back, 506 00:30:44,279 --> 00:30:45,581 I'll catch you on the way back. 507 00:30:45,615 --> 00:30:46,915 But always had his eyes open 508 00:30:46,948 --> 00:30:50,151 and ready for a too good to be true opportunity, 509 00:30:50,185 --> 00:30:53,589 if and when one presented itself. 510 00:30:59,194 --> 00:31:01,597 Wagwan, Bob blud. 511 00:31:01,631 --> 00:31:05,200 I'm bredrins with your cousin, mavron Mike. 512 00:31:05,233 --> 00:31:07,703 Me a Greek man, you know, like the spartans. 513 00:31:07,737 --> 00:31:09,705 You know the spartans, don't ya, hey? 514 00:31:09,739 --> 00:31:15,544 Warrior tribe, with the spear, and helmets and that. 515 00:31:15,578 --> 00:31:16,845 Me waiting for me kilo, mate, 516 00:31:16,878 --> 00:31:19,781 is, um, everything irie with it, boss? 517 00:31:22,050 --> 00:31:23,818 Have you got any spare change, mate? 518 00:31:26,988 --> 00:31:31,059 Oh, for fuck's sakes! 519 00:32:17,972 --> 00:32:19,675 Put your phone down. 520 00:32:26,181 --> 00:32:27,982 Bunch of lazy bitches. 521 00:32:36,358 --> 00:32:39,528 Friday night at bezonians was ladies' night, 522 00:32:39,562 --> 00:32:40,830 a tradition I followed on 523 00:32:40,862 --> 00:32:43,264 from when my father had the place. 524 00:32:43,298 --> 00:32:46,101 Girls came from the local sauna on green lanes. 525 00:32:46,134 --> 00:32:48,036 Mainly eastern European, 526 00:32:48,069 --> 00:32:52,608 and for 50 quid, they could make all your dreams come true. 527 00:32:54,844 --> 00:32:56,612 This attractive lady in the corner 528 00:32:56,645 --> 00:32:58,848 is not a cheaper alternative. 529 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,517 This is eris buster, 530 00:33:01,550 --> 00:33:06,489 the local madame and not a lady to be trifled with. 531 00:33:06,522 --> 00:33:08,223 She pretty much kept herself to herself, 532 00:33:08,256 --> 00:33:09,568 but was there to make sure the girls 533 00:33:09,592 --> 00:33:12,127 were being obedient to the customers, 534 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,896 rather than for their protection from us scallywags. 535 00:33:14,929 --> 00:33:16,732 No, I don't want to. 536 00:33:16,766 --> 00:33:18,133 Oh, come on, girl. 537 00:33:18,166 --> 00:33:20,969 I don't like the black men, too big. 538 00:33:21,002 --> 00:33:21,903 It's a myth. 539 00:33:21,936 --> 00:33:24,205 Look, I've only got six inches. 540 00:33:30,679 --> 00:33:31,823 Ruby, do as you're told, my love. 541 00:33:31,847 --> 00:33:34,182 It's okay, eris, relax babe. 542 00:33:34,215 --> 00:33:37,085 Look, I'm not interested, I'm a married man. 543 00:33:37,118 --> 00:33:40,355 Keep your nose out of her business, all right nigga? 544 00:33:40,388 --> 00:33:41,891 What you say? 545 00:33:41,923 --> 00:33:43,426 You just call me nigga? 546 00:33:43,459 --> 00:33:45,927 Yeah, I called you nigga, nigga! 547 00:33:47,797 --> 00:33:49,598 Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga! 548 00:33:49,632 --> 00:33:52,535 What you gonna do about it, nigga? 549 00:33:52,568 --> 00:33:54,870 The bezonians was more than a social club. 550 00:33:54,904 --> 00:33:58,106 Its members had known each other since we were kids. 551 00:33:58,139 --> 00:33:59,542 And an attack 552 00:33:59,575 --> 00:34:01,242 on one of our members 553 00:34:01,276 --> 00:34:02,845 is an attack on all of us. 554 00:34:04,580 --> 00:34:06,415 Cunt! 555 00:34:06,449 --> 00:34:08,125 Mavron Mike was no different to the rest of us 556 00:34:08,149 --> 00:34:10,853 just because he's black. 557 00:34:10,886 --> 00:34:16,291 This would be the last ladies' night at the bezonians. 558 00:34:28,671 --> 00:34:32,240 Eris came for revenge with her five brothers. 559 00:34:32,273 --> 00:34:33,308 It was 'im. 560 00:34:36,445 --> 00:34:38,547 Stevie "knuckle duster" buster, 561 00:34:40,816 --> 00:34:42,451 will "the warlord" buster, 562 00:34:43,853 --> 00:34:45,721 Brian "the bully" buster, 563 00:34:45,754 --> 00:34:48,657 and middle child Jamal buster. 564 00:34:48,691 --> 00:34:50,391 He supposedly inherited the color and hair 565 00:34:50,426 --> 00:34:52,895 from his Spanish great-grandfather, 566 00:34:52,928 --> 00:34:55,196 and not the next door neighbor, Jamaican Jermaine. 567 00:35:04,507 --> 00:35:06,876 For every action, there's a reaction, 568 00:35:07,977 --> 00:35:10,245 but a wise man of action 569 00:35:10,278 --> 00:35:13,415 is always preparing for a reaction. 570 00:35:21,824 --> 00:35:22,791 Get 'im! 571 00:35:22,825 --> 00:35:24,960 Go on, Stevie, get 'im! 572 00:35:44,312 --> 00:35:45,346 Stevie. 573 00:35:48,884 --> 00:35:52,454 Surrounded by bats, bodies, 574 00:35:52,488 --> 00:35:55,457 buster brothers, and the entire patronage of the bezonians, 575 00:35:55,491 --> 00:35:59,394 achilles still found a way of taking center stage 576 00:35:59,428 --> 00:36:02,397 by proclaiming his dominance and superiority 577 00:36:02,431 --> 00:36:06,535 over his peers in his latest battle fought and won. 578 00:36:08,236 --> 00:36:11,239 Unfortunately for achilles, his latest call to adventure 579 00:36:11,272 --> 00:36:12,307 wouldn't be as easy. 580 00:36:12,340 --> 00:36:14,208 Pathetic excuse of a man. 581 00:36:14,242 --> 00:36:16,011 Aren't why? Say you are? 582 00:36:16,045 --> 00:36:17,145 Aren't you? 583 00:36:17,178 --> 00:36:19,481 Yes you are, let me hear you say it. 584 00:36:20,616 --> 00:36:22,383 Mm, pathetic, aren't you? 585 00:36:29,090 --> 00:36:30,025 Right, you're gonna wait here, 586 00:36:30,059 --> 00:36:32,027 you pathetic excuse of a man. 587 00:36:32,061 --> 00:36:33,495 Mommy Lola needs to take this. 588 00:36:34,530 --> 00:36:35,898 Might be important. 589 00:36:37,866 --> 00:36:40,101 This better be good, it's not really a good time. 590 00:36:43,038 --> 00:36:43,906 Who the fuck is achilles? 591 00:36:43,939 --> 00:36:45,074 I don't know no achilles. 592 00:36:46,642 --> 00:36:48,010 Look, I really like what I saw, 593 00:36:48,043 --> 00:36:51,112 and I wanna take you out. 594 00:36:51,145 --> 00:36:55,684 Somewhere fancy, you know what I mean? 595 00:36:55,718 --> 00:36:58,286 So you wanna take me out, do ya? 596 00:37:00,589 --> 00:37:03,025 Yeah, go on, I'll let you take me out. 597 00:37:03,058 --> 00:37:05,126 I warn ya, I'm a big eater. 598 00:37:10,633 --> 00:37:11,533 Where were we? 599 00:37:11,567 --> 00:37:12,968 Aren't you pathetic? 600 00:37:13,002 --> 00:37:14,135 Aren't you pathetic? 601 00:37:14,168 --> 00:37:15,312 - Do you love it, though? - I love it. 602 00:37:15,336 --> 00:37:16,204 - I love it! - You love being smacked, 603 00:37:16,237 --> 00:37:17,773 - don't you? - I love it. 604 00:37:17,806 --> 00:37:18,440 Because you're a little imbecile, aren't you? 605 00:37:18,474 --> 00:37:19,441 - Yeah. - Yes, 606 00:37:19,475 --> 00:37:21,543 little imbecile. 607 00:37:21,577 --> 00:37:24,278 You little freaky imbecile, aren't you? 608 00:37:24,312 --> 00:37:25,581 - Woof. - Louder. 609 00:37:25,614 --> 00:37:26,715 - Bark for me, boy. - Woof. 610 00:37:26,749 --> 00:37:27,616 - Bark. - Woof. 611 00:37:27,650 --> 00:37:28,884 Louder. 612 00:37:28,917 --> 00:37:29,418 - Woof! - I can't fucking hear you! 613 00:37:29,451 --> 00:37:30,218 Woof. 614 00:37:30,251 --> 00:37:31,251 I've gotta go walkies. 615 00:37:32,153 --> 00:37:33,055 You wanna go walkies? 616 00:37:33,088 --> 00:37:33,989 Uh huh. 617 00:37:34,023 --> 00:37:34,990 - Uh huh. - Yeah? 618 00:37:35,024 --> 00:37:37,325 Our little boy wanna go walkies? 619 00:38:02,518 --> 00:38:05,020 I told you I was a big eater. 620 00:38:05,054 --> 00:38:07,156 I don't give a fuck, mate. 621 00:38:18,534 --> 00:38:19,568 Mm. 622 00:38:23,572 --> 00:38:27,576 Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? 623 00:38:28,477 --> 00:38:30,145 Yeah. 624 00:38:30,179 --> 00:38:31,212 All the time. 625 00:38:33,816 --> 00:38:37,251 It's kinda like my thing, that, you know? 626 00:38:51,166 --> 00:38:53,202 What the fuck did he just say? 627 00:38:56,205 --> 00:38:57,206 What you say, pal? 628 00:38:57,238 --> 00:38:59,908 Sorry, sorry, it's a joke! 629 00:39:33,041 --> 00:39:35,410 Achilles was certainly an Alpha male, 630 00:39:35,444 --> 00:39:38,379 and like all true Alpha males, they seek a fellow Alpha 631 00:39:38,413 --> 00:39:41,550 to create what is known as an Alpha pair. 632 00:39:41,583 --> 00:39:44,887 The Alpha pair form a formidable partnership in the wild 633 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,557 and dominate their species. 634 00:39:48,590 --> 00:39:52,795 Lola was an Alpha female in the truest sense of the word, 635 00:39:52,828 --> 00:39:55,197 it had the makings of the perfect match. 636 00:39:56,330 --> 00:40:00,135 The trouble was achilles had never encountered 637 00:40:00,169 --> 00:40:01,203 an Alpha female before. 638 00:40:02,437 --> 00:40:03,472 This is me. 639 00:40:09,645 --> 00:40:11,647 It was sweet of you to walk me home, honestly, 640 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,449 you didn't have to though, yeah? 641 00:40:14,483 --> 00:40:16,127 I ain't really one of them shrinking violets, 642 00:40:16,151 --> 00:40:17,351 you know what I mean? 643 00:40:21,290 --> 00:40:23,659 Quite quiet, aren't ya? 644 00:40:23,692 --> 00:40:25,761 You've not really said anything to me all evening. 645 00:40:25,794 --> 00:40:29,932 I mean, you're the one that asked me on a date, remember? 646 00:40:29,965 --> 00:40:31,910 I only really agreed 'cause I didn't wanna upset Plato. 647 00:40:31,934 --> 00:40:34,970 He is a fucking good bloke, you know? 648 00:40:35,003 --> 00:40:36,205 Can I see you again please? 649 00:40:38,841 --> 00:40:40,242 You're not really my type. 650 00:40:43,145 --> 00:40:46,347 Well, what's your type? 651 00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:48,349 Well, I like, 652 00:40:48,382 --> 00:40:51,520 I like an outgoing type, an extrovert. 653 00:40:54,289 --> 00:40:56,658 You mean a fucking poof. 654 00:40:56,692 --> 00:41:00,195 Er, no, I don't mean I want a homosexual man 655 00:41:00,229 --> 00:41:03,031 to be the potential father of my unborn child, 656 00:41:03,065 --> 00:41:04,099 thank you very much. 657 00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:06,535 Feminine man, then. 658 00:41:07,703 --> 00:41:08,971 No. 659 00:41:09,004 --> 00:41:10,873 No, not that either. 660 00:41:10,906 --> 00:41:14,276 I want a man's man. 661 00:41:16,578 --> 00:41:19,514 I'm a fucking man's man, I'm an Alpha male. 662 00:41:19,548 --> 00:41:22,484 Oh honey, you dress far too well to be a man's man. 663 00:41:22,517 --> 00:41:26,121 I'm talking rough, rugged, tattoos, stubble. 664 00:41:26,154 --> 00:41:28,957 You know, caveman, like, urgh, 665 00:41:28,991 --> 00:41:31,069 you know, like club you over the head and fuck you type. 666 00:41:31,093 --> 00:41:33,795 You know, I want a real man. 667 00:41:37,366 --> 00:41:38,399 I can change. 668 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,435 No, no, no, no, no. 669 00:41:42,838 --> 00:41:44,582 You shouldn't have to change, not for anyone, 670 00:41:44,606 --> 00:41:46,208 especially not a bird, eh? 671 00:41:49,678 --> 00:41:53,181 Look, you are gonna meet a really nice Greek girl 672 00:41:53,215 --> 00:41:54,525 who's gonna think you're wonderful, 673 00:41:54,549 --> 00:41:57,085 and she's gonna worship the ground you walk on. 674 00:41:57,119 --> 00:42:00,522 She's gonna pump out three or four little kiddies for ya 675 00:42:00,555 --> 00:42:02,491 and you're gonna name them after your parents, 676 00:42:02,524 --> 00:42:03,825 like you Greeks love to do, 677 00:42:03,859 --> 00:42:05,827 and you two are gonna live happily ever after 678 00:42:05,861 --> 00:42:07,229 in Palmers green, hmm? 679 00:42:08,530 --> 00:42:11,800 You'll forget I ever existed, I promise you. 680 00:42:12,968 --> 00:42:14,002 I won't. 681 00:42:15,804 --> 00:42:18,408 Look, thanks again for dinner, yeah? 682 00:42:19,441 --> 00:42:20,475 See you round, slick. 683 00:42:56,611 --> 00:42:58,580 Any sign of a little bit of sun, 684 00:42:58,613 --> 00:43:00,248 and the charcoal will be lit 685 00:43:00,282 --> 00:43:02,317 and our radios tuned to lgr 686 00:43:02,351 --> 00:43:03,652 as we all annoy our neighbors 687 00:43:03,685 --> 00:43:07,055 with the sweet smell of succulent pork, 688 00:43:07,089 --> 00:43:10,993 lamb, and chicken souvlaki that would melt off the bone 689 00:43:11,026 --> 00:43:12,694 and into our overstretched stomachs. 690 00:43:59,541 --> 00:44:00,776 Can I join you, achilles? 691 00:44:06,381 --> 00:44:09,551 You haven't been seeming yourself lately. 692 00:44:13,688 --> 00:44:15,824 You've obviously got a lot on your mind, 693 00:44:15,857 --> 00:44:17,893 I'll leave you to it. 694 00:44:25,834 --> 00:44:28,236 Who's up for a big poker night next Saturday? 695 00:44:28,270 --> 00:44:30,739 250 entry, winner takes all, Texas hold 'em. 696 00:44:30,772 --> 00:44:33,208 Mike, are you in? 697 00:44:33,241 --> 00:44:34,318 Well, I ain't doing nothing else. 698 00:44:34,342 --> 00:44:35,977 Sure I'm in. 699 00:44:36,011 --> 00:44:39,449 Leftie, bit poker night next Saturday, you in? 700 00:44:40,550 --> 00:44:41,750 - Leftie? - Huh? 701 00:44:41,783 --> 00:44:43,351 Big poker night next Saturday, you in? 702 00:44:43,385 --> 00:44:45,987 Yeah, I'm in, yeah. 703 00:44:46,021 --> 00:44:47,423 Achilles, you in? 704 00:44:48,657 --> 00:44:49,791 Achilles, poker. 705 00:44:51,126 --> 00:44:53,228 I'll even invite Lola if you want. 706 00:44:55,931 --> 00:44:57,265 What, you think she'll come? 707 00:44:57,299 --> 00:44:59,034 Yeah, course she'll come. 708 00:44:59,067 --> 00:45:01,369 Lola, she likes a game of poker. 709 00:45:01,404 --> 00:45:05,173 Taz, poker on Saturday, Texas hold 'em, you in? 710 00:45:05,207 --> 00:45:06,741 Yeah, why not? 711 00:45:08,110 --> 00:45:10,413 Oh fi, I would like to play as well, of course. 712 00:45:11,581 --> 00:45:13,348 Oh, for fuck's sake. 713 00:45:14,816 --> 00:45:16,452 I'm not playing if he's playing, 714 00:45:16,486 --> 00:45:17,786 he fucking ruins it, man. 715 00:45:19,821 --> 00:45:21,990 I'll tell you what, Anthony. 716 00:45:22,023 --> 00:45:25,060 Just for you, I'm gonna change up 50 ones for you 717 00:45:25,093 --> 00:45:26,361 so you can play all night 718 00:45:26,394 --> 00:45:28,063 on that arcade game you love so much. 719 00:45:28,096 --> 00:45:29,373 But the, well, 50 ones is obviously so much, 720 00:45:29,397 --> 00:45:31,299 there's no need for that, though. 721 00:45:31,333 --> 00:45:35,270 That is, that's, that's obviously very kind of you, Plato. 722 00:45:35,303 --> 00:45:37,105 Obviously are you sure? 723 00:45:37,139 --> 00:45:38,173 Never more so. 724 00:45:51,353 --> 00:45:53,556 Everything all right, achilles? 725 00:45:53,589 --> 00:45:54,956 You don't seem yourself, mate. 726 00:46:01,830 --> 00:46:05,400 Some say it's better to have loved and lost 727 00:46:05,434 --> 00:46:06,835 than to have never loved at all. 728 00:46:09,104 --> 00:46:10,338 Whoever said that didn't know 729 00:46:10,372 --> 00:46:12,608 what the fuck they were talking about. 730 00:46:12,642 --> 00:46:15,411 Obviously, there are some people 731 00:46:15,444 --> 00:46:17,746 that they say that. 732 00:46:17,779 --> 00:46:19,448 It's better to have loved and lost 733 00:46:19,482 --> 00:46:23,018 than obviously to never have loved at all. 734 00:46:23,051 --> 00:46:23,952 Obviously, 735 00:46:23,985 --> 00:46:26,188 people say that, clearly. 736 00:46:26,221 --> 00:46:29,391 They obviously just don't know what they're talking about. 737 00:46:44,407 --> 00:46:45,541 Saturday night came, 738 00:46:45,575 --> 00:46:46,875 and it was a good turnout, 739 00:46:46,908 --> 00:46:48,843 considering the media scaremongering 740 00:46:48,877 --> 00:46:52,180 in regards to the coronavirus bullshit. 741 00:46:52,214 --> 00:46:53,525 I love a good poker night as the rate 742 00:46:53,549 --> 00:46:55,618 was five percent on all hands dealt, 743 00:46:55,651 --> 00:46:57,385 so it was win win for me. 744 00:46:57,420 --> 00:47:00,355 And on a good night, 745 00:47:00,388 --> 00:47:02,592 I could make over five grand with the right clientele. 746 00:47:07,862 --> 00:47:11,066 Right then, it's time to show you Greeks how it's done. 747 00:47:12,867 --> 00:47:14,670 No offense, Mike, yeah? 748 00:47:14,704 --> 00:47:15,837 I'll have you all tonight. 749 00:47:15,870 --> 00:47:17,272 No offense taken. 750 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,409 I'm going home. 751 00:47:20,443 --> 00:47:22,043 Where you going? 752 00:47:22,077 --> 00:47:25,681 Give us a chance to win back our money. 753 00:47:25,715 --> 00:47:26,748 Hi, achilles. 754 00:47:27,749 --> 00:47:29,652 Thanks again for a lovely dinner. 755 00:47:31,219 --> 00:47:32,254 Oh. 756 00:47:34,789 --> 00:47:37,660 Oh bless him, he's sensitive, ain't he? 757 00:47:37,693 --> 00:47:39,327 Take a seat, Lola, 758 00:47:39,361 --> 00:47:42,063 and tell us what the fuck you did to our achilles. 759 00:47:42,097 --> 00:47:45,100 Yeah, seriously though, you might have broke him. 760 00:47:45,133 --> 00:47:49,037 I mean, some men are just soft, ain't they? 761 00:47:49,070 --> 00:47:51,773 Yeah, I've never heard anyone call achilles soft before. 762 00:47:51,806 --> 00:47:52,841 Have you, leftie? 763 00:47:53,743 --> 00:47:55,076 Always hard but never soft. 764 00:47:55,110 --> 00:47:56,679 Hey, that's what he said. 765 00:47:58,714 --> 00:48:01,450 Right then, let's play some fucking poker. 766 00:48:02,652 --> 00:48:04,754 Small blind, 25. 767 00:48:05,887 --> 00:48:07,423 Big blind, 50. 768 00:48:08,724 --> 00:48:12,394 No limits Texas hold 'em. 769 00:48:12,428 --> 00:48:14,095 Ain't you playing, Plato? 770 00:48:14,129 --> 00:48:16,432 I'd love to, darling, but I'm the house. 771 00:48:16,465 --> 00:48:17,500 Best I stay neutral. 772 00:48:20,101 --> 00:48:22,937 I should have read the early warning signs. 773 00:48:22,971 --> 00:48:25,807 At first, it just seemed like a ditzy blonde 774 00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,942 getting a little lucky. 775 00:48:27,976 --> 00:48:30,713 I was sure her luck would soon run out. 776 00:48:30,746 --> 00:48:32,881 But what we were dealing with 777 00:48:32,914 --> 00:48:35,950 was a cold-hearted hungry lioness, 778 00:48:35,984 --> 00:48:38,454 surrounded by injured wildebeests. 779 00:49:07,048 --> 00:49:08,617 No, no, no, no. 780 00:49:08,651 --> 00:49:11,787 Fucking hell, shirt off my back. 781 00:49:11,821 --> 00:49:12,854 Fucking hell. 782 00:49:14,389 --> 00:49:18,026 Fucking bollocks, man, I never learn my fucking lesson. 783 00:49:31,906 --> 00:49:34,876 Little did any of us poor bastards know 784 00:49:34,909 --> 00:49:37,145 but Lola had been playing poker 785 00:49:37,178 --> 00:49:39,482 for as long as she could walk. 786 00:49:39,515 --> 00:49:42,685 Her grandfather was the great Phil burgman, 787 00:49:42,718 --> 00:49:45,120 winner of the third world series of poker 788 00:49:45,153 --> 00:49:48,791 in Las Vegas, Nevada and every Sunday, 789 00:49:48,824 --> 00:49:51,560 he would teach Lola the intricacies of the game, 790 00:49:51,594 --> 00:49:55,063 everything from when to bluff, when to fold, 791 00:49:56,197 --> 00:49:57,867 and when to go all in. 792 00:49:59,167 --> 00:50:00,201 All in. 793 00:50:19,522 --> 00:50:20,556 Oh dear. 794 00:50:31,634 --> 00:50:34,068 You know what? 795 00:50:34,102 --> 00:50:36,237 You're not just a beautiful woman. 796 00:50:36,271 --> 00:50:37,907 You're a very lucky, lucky woman. 797 00:50:47,883 --> 00:50:49,852 Well. 798 00:50:49,885 --> 00:50:51,019 I guess that's it, then. 799 00:50:54,956 --> 00:50:57,893 Unless you've finally grown a pair of balls, Plato. 800 00:50:57,927 --> 00:50:59,360 You don't wanna play me, darling. 801 00:50:59,394 --> 00:51:02,731 Trust me, I'm not like the rest of these mugs here. 802 00:51:02,765 --> 00:51:04,433 I know what I'm doing. 803 00:51:04,467 --> 00:51:05,610 Why don't you put your money where your mouth is, 804 00:51:05,634 --> 00:51:07,903 big shot, hmm? 805 00:51:07,937 --> 00:51:09,438 We can all talk a good game. 806 00:51:13,007 --> 00:51:16,277 Well, exactly how much did you want to play for? 807 00:51:21,015 --> 00:51:22,050 How much you got? 808 00:51:51,981 --> 00:51:53,014 Raise. 809 00:51:54,115 --> 00:51:55,149 500. 810 00:51:59,688 --> 00:52:00,723 I call. 811 00:52:30,385 --> 00:52:32,988 I really didn't wanna have to do this to ya, 812 00:52:33,022 --> 00:52:35,691 but someone's gonna have to teach you a lesson. 813 00:52:35,724 --> 00:52:38,794 Raise you, 5,000. 814 00:52:48,437 --> 00:52:49,471 I call. 815 00:53:10,626 --> 00:53:11,660 All in. 816 00:53:13,862 --> 00:53:15,764 The straight's no good to you now, lady. 817 00:53:17,066 --> 00:53:18,232 Are you sure about that? 818 00:53:20,401 --> 00:53:23,973 As positive as Freddie Mercury. 819 00:53:35,249 --> 00:53:38,621 That's 50 grand. 820 00:53:38,654 --> 00:53:42,524 You can't do that, buy in in the middle of a hand. 821 00:53:42,558 --> 00:53:44,093 It's the rules. 822 00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:46,795 Well, this is house rules, and it's your house. 823 00:53:48,664 --> 00:53:50,198 Unless you're not so confident, 824 00:53:50,231 --> 00:53:53,535 I mean, suddenly you don't seem so cocksure. 825 00:53:53,569 --> 00:53:55,771 Oh, I'm sure about my cock, sweetheart. 826 00:53:58,841 --> 00:54:00,943 You can be sure of that. 827 00:54:00,976 --> 00:54:02,778 How much did you say that was? 828 00:54:04,312 --> 00:54:06,782 I bet you all of that, all of it. 829 00:54:09,150 --> 00:54:11,453 Well, you've only got about 10 there, where's the rest? 830 00:54:11,487 --> 00:54:13,889 It's 50 grand, I told you. 831 00:54:15,858 --> 00:54:18,661 I'm good for it, darling, don't you worry about that. 832 00:54:18,694 --> 00:54:20,261 You just worry about whether or not 833 00:54:20,294 --> 00:54:22,965 you can afford to lose all that money to me. 834 00:54:22,998 --> 00:54:24,638 I don't want some poor kiddie going hungry 835 00:54:24,667 --> 00:54:28,070 'cause mommy blew all the shopping money. 836 00:54:29,370 --> 00:54:30,406 Mm. 837 00:54:31,707 --> 00:54:33,008 So just to be clear, 838 00:54:33,042 --> 00:54:35,176 you are technically raising me 50 grand. 839 00:54:37,846 --> 00:54:41,050 I'll raise you anything you want, you silly cow. 840 00:54:52,293 --> 00:54:53,327 I call. 841 00:55:05,541 --> 00:55:07,676 That don't count. 842 00:55:07,710 --> 00:55:08,887 You've only won the money sitting on the table, 843 00:55:08,911 --> 00:55:09,945 nothing more. 844 00:55:11,212 --> 00:55:13,214 You can't do that, you owe me 50 grand. 845 00:55:17,486 --> 00:55:20,288 You seriously think I'm gonna give you 50 grand? 846 00:55:20,321 --> 00:55:22,356 You're delusional, darling. 847 00:55:22,390 --> 00:55:23,992 Don't fuck with me, yeah, Plato. 848 00:55:24,026 --> 00:55:26,462 Do not fuck with me, hmm? 849 00:55:26,495 --> 00:55:30,466 I'm sending someone over to collect my money a week today, 850 00:55:30,499 --> 00:55:31,800 you'd better have it, yeah, 851 00:55:31,834 --> 00:55:33,301 or it ain't gonna end well for you. 852 00:55:33,334 --> 00:55:35,236 Are you fucking threatening me, you bitch? 853 00:55:37,439 --> 00:55:39,108 No one threatens me, do you hear me? 854 00:55:42,111 --> 00:55:45,080 You can't change the rules in the middle of a fucking hand. 855 00:55:45,114 --> 00:55:48,917 This ain't the wild west, this is north fucking London. 856 00:55:48,951 --> 00:55:50,519 And you done well enough tonight, Lola. 857 00:55:50,552 --> 00:55:51,954 You've made a small fortune. 858 00:55:52,955 --> 00:55:54,757 So we're even Lola, yeah? 859 00:55:54,790 --> 00:55:55,824 We're square. 860 00:55:57,793 --> 00:55:58,827 One week. 861 00:56:08,437 --> 00:56:10,672 You can't change the rules in the middle of a game. 862 00:56:10,706 --> 00:56:12,207 She can't do that, I can't do it, 863 00:56:12,241 --> 00:56:14,009 nobody can fucking do it. 864 00:56:16,879 --> 00:56:20,314 This is real life, not a fucking Hollywood movie. 865 00:56:23,252 --> 00:56:24,853 I don't know, Mr. Plato. 866 00:56:27,288 --> 00:56:29,323 Seems like a lot of money to me. 867 00:56:48,277 --> 00:56:49,611 The following morning, 868 00:56:49,645 --> 00:56:52,147 there was a tenseness in the air. 869 00:56:52,181 --> 00:56:54,883 A smell in the room that there would be repercussions 870 00:56:54,917 --> 00:56:56,985 for the beating I took, 871 00:56:57,019 --> 00:56:58,287 both to my pride, 872 00:56:59,488 --> 00:57:01,957 and my bank balance. 873 00:57:01,990 --> 00:57:06,195 The dirty, filthy, rotten slag is pregnant. 874 00:57:08,463 --> 00:57:10,566 £500 it's gonna cost me to get rid of it. 875 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,334 Huh? 876 00:57:13,367 --> 00:57:14,402 Fucking abortion. 877 00:57:17,673 --> 00:57:18,983 Good fucking thump in the stomach, 878 00:57:19,007 --> 00:57:21,944 that's what she wants, the dirty fucking cunt. 879 00:57:21,977 --> 00:57:23,011 Which one? 880 00:57:24,546 --> 00:57:25,848 What's the difference? 881 00:57:25,881 --> 00:57:28,317 So, so, so obviously, obviously, just because, 882 00:57:28,349 --> 00:57:30,752 you know, I just don't wanna, 883 00:57:30,786 --> 00:57:34,990 what's, what's actually is a, is a abortion, Plato? 884 00:57:35,958 --> 00:57:37,226 It's a terrible thing. 885 00:57:37,259 --> 00:57:41,597 Look, can we just change the subject please? 886 00:57:41,630 --> 00:57:43,799 Plato, that's not like you to clam up. 887 00:57:43,832 --> 00:57:45,434 Talk to us, man. 888 00:57:45,467 --> 00:57:47,469 - Yeah. - That's what we're here for. 889 00:57:47,502 --> 00:57:49,271 We're hardly gonna judge ya. 890 00:57:49,304 --> 00:57:52,241 I mean, look at the fucking state of us. 891 00:58:05,386 --> 00:58:06,421 Well. 892 00:58:07,756 --> 00:58:09,558 It was a long time ago. 893 00:58:11,593 --> 00:58:15,230 Seems like forever now, couldn't be more than 20. 894 00:58:18,367 --> 00:58:19,400 Clementia. 895 00:58:22,070 --> 00:58:23,438 She was beauty personified. 896 00:58:24,907 --> 00:58:28,076 Huge brown eyes, luscious lips, 897 00:58:30,879 --> 00:58:31,914 buttered toast hair. 898 00:58:35,417 --> 00:58:36,385 What about her tits? 899 00:58:36,418 --> 00:58:37,719 Did she have nice tits? 900 00:58:42,591 --> 00:58:44,493 I was smitten with her at first sight. 901 00:58:46,428 --> 00:58:47,462 She, um, 902 00:58:49,798 --> 00:58:51,033 she already had a boyfriend, 903 00:58:51,066 --> 00:58:54,403 but it didn't matter to either of us. 904 00:58:55,771 --> 00:59:00,410 We fell madly, deeply, and passionately in love. 905 00:59:05,213 --> 00:59:08,717 The incident, um, probably happened 906 00:59:08,750 --> 00:59:10,420 when we first fucked each other. 907 00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:15,023 The wild and war continued for months, but, 908 00:59:19,895 --> 00:59:21,930 we couldn't be separated. 909 00:59:27,469 --> 00:59:30,539 When she first told me she was pregnant, 910 00:59:32,507 --> 00:59:35,445 my initial thought was joy. 911 00:59:37,913 --> 00:59:41,049 I was so in love with her, she was so beautiful. 912 00:59:43,251 --> 00:59:44,619 But then I thought, 913 00:59:48,190 --> 00:59:49,224 what if it's not mine? 914 00:59:50,926 --> 00:59:52,728 I mean, she had a boyfriend when we met, 915 00:59:52,761 --> 00:59:55,397 and she cheated on him with me, 916 00:59:55,431 --> 00:59:58,567 I mean, what, what if she cheated on me with someone else? 917 01:00:00,502 --> 01:00:04,740 So I had a few drinks, 918 01:00:06,476 --> 01:00:07,509 I asked her straight. 919 01:00:08,977 --> 01:00:10,679 I said, "do you think it's mine?" 920 01:00:14,383 --> 01:00:17,185 The minute I asked her that stupid question, 921 01:00:19,554 --> 01:00:23,493 was like our flame was put out in the fighting times. 922 01:00:28,897 --> 01:00:32,534 She, um, never loved me the same way again. 923 01:00:36,238 --> 01:00:37,272 The, um, 924 01:00:40,575 --> 01:00:41,843 the abortion, um, 925 01:00:43,545 --> 01:00:45,280 was a mutual decision, 926 01:00:46,815 --> 01:00:48,717 but if I asked, if only, 927 01:00:55,557 --> 01:00:57,427 She would have kept it, I'm sure. 928 01:01:01,497 --> 01:01:03,031 But I couldn't pluck up the courage 929 01:01:03,065 --> 01:01:07,135 or the emotional stability to go to the clinic with her. 930 01:01:09,104 --> 01:01:11,606 So I just stayed alone drinking. 931 01:01:13,708 --> 01:01:16,978 Praying to god for some help and guidance. 932 01:01:18,548 --> 01:01:20,916 So she went through with it? 933 01:01:26,054 --> 01:01:29,257 It was the biggest regret of my life. 934 01:01:30,892 --> 01:01:33,962 A sin that will stain my soul forever. 935 01:01:36,798 --> 01:01:39,469 One which I will carry with me from my grave. 936 01:01:41,203 --> 01:01:42,237 I'm sorry. 937 01:01:45,140 --> 01:01:46,608 Try not to regret, Plato. 938 01:01:49,044 --> 01:01:52,314 There's nothing you can do about the past, yeah? 939 01:01:53,315 --> 01:01:54,683 It's a wasted emotion. 940 01:02:01,123 --> 01:02:05,794 You lot are a bunch of fucking girls. 941 01:02:05,827 --> 01:02:10,298 I've had about seven, and I couldn't give a flying fuck. 942 01:02:10,332 --> 01:02:14,102 This kind of geezer, man. 943 01:02:14,136 --> 01:02:15,170 Fuck me. 944 01:02:39,661 --> 01:02:42,731 Taz, what's happening, man? 945 01:02:42,764 --> 01:02:45,167 What's happening Linda? 946 01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:46,768 Come to get that money that you owe me. 947 01:02:46,801 --> 01:02:48,538 Fucking hell, taz man, I'm brassic. 948 01:02:50,172 --> 01:02:51,006 How much is it? 949 01:02:51,039 --> 01:02:52,073 50 quid. 950 01:02:53,275 --> 01:02:54,586 And I've waited 10 weeks for me money, Linda. 951 01:02:54,610 --> 01:02:56,178 I can't wait any longer. 952 01:02:56,211 --> 01:02:58,346 I've got £4 in my purse, you can have that. 953 01:02:59,848 --> 01:03:03,486 Linda, don't talk to me about £4, all right? 954 01:03:03,519 --> 01:03:05,588 I need me fucking money. 955 01:03:16,798 --> 01:03:18,233 Look, taz, man, 956 01:03:20,670 --> 01:03:21,836 I've known you for ages. 957 01:03:24,873 --> 01:03:28,578 I'm sure we can work something out. 958 01:03:32,047 --> 01:03:33,081 Yeah? 959 01:03:35,183 --> 01:03:37,018 What kinda something? 960 01:03:42,558 --> 01:03:43,593 Fuck. 961 01:03:53,101 --> 01:03:54,637 Fuck yeah. 962 01:04:02,010 --> 01:04:04,746 Hello mate, you seen mavron Mike about? 963 01:04:05,747 --> 01:04:07,249 Mavron Mike, no one's seen him? 964 01:04:07,282 --> 01:04:08,316 - Who? - Mavron Mike. 965 01:04:09,351 --> 01:04:10,352 He's not inside? 966 01:04:10,385 --> 01:04:11,520 No one's seen him? 967 01:04:11,554 --> 01:04:12,754 Dunno who you mean, mate. 968 01:04:12,787 --> 01:04:14,657 What about you, you seen mavron Mike? 969 01:04:14,690 --> 01:04:16,791 Mavron Mike, you seen him? 970 01:04:16,825 --> 01:04:18,326 Mavron Mike, you seen mavron Mike? 971 01:04:37,812 --> 01:04:38,780 Mavron Mike in there? 972 01:04:38,813 --> 01:04:39,749 No. 973 01:04:39,781 --> 01:04:41,049 No? You seen him? 974 01:04:41,082 --> 01:04:43,084 No, mavron Mike's immigrated to Jamaica. 975 01:04:48,923 --> 01:04:52,027 Achilles, you seen mavron Mike about? 976 01:04:54,896 --> 01:04:58,567 Why's everyone fucking being like that? 977 01:05:06,107 --> 01:05:07,309 Hey mate, you coming in? 978 01:05:07,342 --> 01:05:09,811 Yes please, mate, yeah, thank you. 979 01:05:12,847 --> 01:05:17,252 All right fellas, looking for Plato. 980 01:05:17,285 --> 01:05:20,790 Sorry mate, we're members only I'm afraid, so. 981 01:05:20,822 --> 01:05:22,924 Oh, so how do I apply for a membership? 982 01:05:22,957 --> 01:05:26,227 No, we're not currently taking on any new members. 983 01:05:26,261 --> 01:05:27,630 What's that, Greeks only? 984 01:05:29,665 --> 01:05:30,899 Does he look Greek to you? 985 01:05:33,868 --> 01:05:35,471 Not particularly, but you know what? 986 01:05:35,504 --> 01:05:38,073 Me application can wait. 987 01:05:38,106 --> 01:05:39,742 Apparently you owe my gorgeous girlfriend 988 01:05:39,775 --> 01:05:41,343 a large sum of money. 989 01:05:41,376 --> 01:05:43,912 I know it's not due til Saturday. 990 01:05:43,945 --> 01:05:46,915 Just to let you know, I'll be here to collect it personally. 991 01:05:46,948 --> 01:05:49,851 Listen, it was just a misunderstanding, 992 01:05:49,884 --> 01:05:52,688 I don't actually owe Lola any more money. 993 01:05:52,722 --> 01:05:53,756 It was just a joke. 994 01:05:54,490 --> 01:05:55,524 Just a joke? 995 01:05:56,625 --> 01:05:57,926 Not very funny, is it? 996 01:05:57,959 --> 01:06:00,295 Well, you had to be there. 997 01:06:00,328 --> 01:06:01,396 Okay, sure. 998 01:06:02,897 --> 01:06:03,932 I'll see you Saturday. 999 01:06:15,811 --> 01:06:16,846 It was just a joke. 1000 01:06:26,822 --> 01:06:28,791 Hello, of course, it's Anthony, 1001 01:06:28,824 --> 01:06:32,060 you actually have a very, very shiny dressing gown on, 1002 01:06:32,093 --> 01:06:35,029 and standing on the pavement, of course, 1003 01:06:35,063 --> 01:06:36,408 with you, actually it's very funny, 1004 01:06:36,432 --> 01:06:38,066 because of course you're actually 1005 01:06:38,099 --> 01:06:41,069 only supposed to wear dressing gowns at home 1006 01:06:41,102 --> 01:06:42,838 in the living room. 1007 01:06:42,872 --> 01:06:45,240 Um, and of course, you're, 1008 01:06:45,273 --> 01:06:47,777 actually you are very, excuse me, very beautiful. 1009 01:06:50,546 --> 01:06:52,882 I hope you actually enjoy your night. 1010 01:06:53,849 --> 01:06:55,383 Thank you, darling, you too. 1011 01:07:02,458 --> 01:07:04,125 Obviously, obviously, of course, of course 1012 01:07:04,159 --> 01:07:06,327 you're actually holding hands, actually, 1013 01:07:06,361 --> 01:07:08,864 two men obviously holding hands. 1014 01:07:08,898 --> 01:07:12,735 Obviously 1015 01:07:12,768 --> 01:07:14,002 Plato never holds my hand. 1016 01:08:50,398 --> 01:08:51,534 It's nap time. 1017 01:08:53,067 --> 01:08:56,839 So tired, so, so, so 1018 01:08:56,872 --> 01:09:00,275 so stupid, such a silly man, Plato. 1019 01:09:00,308 --> 01:09:03,812 So, so obviously you lose all of your money 1020 01:09:03,846 --> 01:09:07,683 to, to, to, to, to, to, to Lola. 1021 01:09:07,716 --> 01:09:08,751 Lola. 1022 01:09:09,585 --> 01:09:10,619 Lola. 1023 01:09:11,554 --> 01:09:13,455 Such a silly man, Plato. 1024 01:09:15,724 --> 01:09:19,260 And Lola, Lola doesn't like achilles either. 1025 01:09:20,328 --> 01:09:22,230 But achilles loves Lola. 1026 01:09:25,734 --> 01:09:29,438 Plato lost all of your money to a girl, saddo. 1027 01:09:33,207 --> 01:09:37,312 Anthony can see him. 1028 01:09:39,882 --> 01:09:42,383 He wants his, he wants his Lola. 1029 01:09:48,958 --> 01:09:50,826 Please, if you please can, 1030 01:09:50,859 --> 01:09:53,094 can, can, can you just please give me, 1031 01:09:53,127 --> 01:09:54,763 help me through, through, through, 1032 01:09:54,797 --> 01:09:56,999 have something to give them, 1033 01:09:57,032 --> 01:09:59,501 some money for my, can you just, 1034 01:09:59,535 --> 01:10:01,837 just look after me please, um, 1035 01:10:01,870 --> 01:10:05,541 because, some, some, sometimes, 1036 01:10:05,574 --> 01:10:08,176 you know, sometimes, I get a little bit, 1037 01:10:08,209 --> 01:10:10,012 a little bit scared. 1038 01:10:10,045 --> 01:10:12,848 You know, obviously I would just like you 1039 01:10:12,881 --> 01:10:14,382 to obviously be my friend. 1040 01:10:14,416 --> 01:10:17,419 Some people, they might not like me. 1041 01:10:17,453 --> 01:10:19,955 But, but, but, but actually, 1042 01:10:19,989 --> 01:10:22,758 you know, achilles, they just, 1043 01:10:22,791 --> 01:10:25,360 they just don't know me. 1044 01:10:25,393 --> 01:10:27,763 I know, I know, I know obviously I'm not your friend, 1045 01:10:27,796 --> 01:10:32,400 but Plato, and obviously achilles, 1046 01:10:32,434 --> 01:10:34,168 obviously they're very good friends of mine, 1047 01:10:36,237 --> 01:10:39,140 and I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm actually quite a nice, 1048 01:10:40,109 --> 01:10:42,243 quite a nice man. 1049 01:10:42,276 --> 01:10:44,145 Can, can, can, can you please help, 1050 01:10:44,178 --> 01:10:46,381 help me clean up. 1051 01:10:46,415 --> 01:10:50,552 I just really would love some help please. 1052 01:11:15,209 --> 01:11:17,245 Where's Lola? 1053 01:11:46,709 --> 01:11:49,044 Er, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. 1054 01:11:49,078 --> 01:11:50,112 Leave him. 1055 01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:54,315 Lola, I want another date. 1056 01:11:54,348 --> 01:11:55,383 Please. 1057 01:11:56,151 --> 01:11:58,620 Can't you catch a hint, mate? 1058 01:11:58,654 --> 01:11:59,688 Hmm? 1059 01:12:03,192 --> 01:12:05,594 You couldn't handle me, baby. 1060 01:12:07,328 --> 01:12:08,362 Please. 1061 01:12:16,538 --> 01:12:17,573 What's your problem? 1062 01:12:20,175 --> 01:12:21,375 What, you think I'm scared? 1063 01:12:24,213 --> 01:12:25,279 Fucking pussies. 1064 01:12:38,093 --> 01:12:39,561 Like all Alpha males, 1065 01:12:39,595 --> 01:12:42,765 achilles didn't take rejection well. 1066 01:12:42,798 --> 01:12:46,267 But for a hero, the harder the battle, 1067 01:12:46,300 --> 01:12:47,836 the sweeter the victory. 1068 01:12:52,574 --> 01:12:54,943 For fuck's sake! 1069 01:12:54,977 --> 01:12:56,745 Oh, my fucking couch. 1070 01:13:02,283 --> 01:13:03,919 Andolis rasoulis was one of britain's 1071 01:13:03,952 --> 01:13:06,421 largest drug traffickers with a life sentence 1072 01:13:06,455 --> 01:13:08,891 of experience moving heroin from Turkey, 1073 01:13:08,924 --> 01:13:11,325 through to Greece, and into Europe. 1074 01:13:11,359 --> 01:13:14,797 Rasoulis avoided prosecution working as a highly respected 1075 01:13:14,830 --> 01:13:17,132 and long-serving police informant 1076 01:13:17,166 --> 01:13:19,234 whose 30 years of information 1077 01:13:19,268 --> 01:13:22,303 has essentially given him a license to operate freely 1078 01:13:22,336 --> 01:13:24,907 without fear of conviction. 1079 01:13:24,940 --> 01:13:29,411 If Willard was really worth worrying about, 1080 01:13:29,444 --> 01:13:32,147 andonis rasoulis would be the man to fill me in. 1081 01:13:33,448 --> 01:13:35,284 Leave us alone a moment, will you George? 1082 01:13:35,316 --> 01:13:37,920 Sure, Mr. Rasoulis. 1083 01:13:48,329 --> 01:13:51,066 Plato, my dear friend, what have you done? 1084 01:13:52,935 --> 01:13:56,638 How did you come to be acquainted with such a vile devil? 1085 01:14:01,276 --> 01:14:05,247 This monster, this beast, 1086 01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:09,318 this fire-breathing dragon is Willard greb. 1087 01:14:11,153 --> 01:14:15,290 Now, Mr. Quinn, I have the unenviable task 1088 01:14:15,324 --> 01:14:16,491 of carrying out a debt, 1089 01:14:18,527 --> 01:14:20,195 for my girlfriend, Lola. 1090 01:14:26,635 --> 01:14:29,438 My advice to you, Plato, is to run. 1091 01:14:29,471 --> 01:14:32,407 Run far, far away and never return. 1092 01:14:36,178 --> 01:14:38,847 Please just don't kill me and my family. 1093 01:14:44,385 --> 01:14:45,420 Put your head up, son. 1094 01:14:47,890 --> 01:14:51,326 I needed help, and I needed it fast. 1095 01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,061 Person I would normally turn to 1096 01:14:53,095 --> 01:14:55,797 when I would need some backup was achilles. 1097 01:14:55,831 --> 01:14:58,367 He was as tough as they come with a proven track record. 1098 01:15:01,236 --> 01:15:03,305 But the saddest thing in life 1099 01:15:03,338 --> 01:15:06,909 is loving someone who doesn't love you back. 1100 01:15:06,942 --> 01:15:09,845 Lola barely knew achilles existed. 1101 01:15:09,878 --> 01:15:14,917 Achilles was reduced to a sulky, petulant mess. 1102 01:15:14,950 --> 01:15:17,486 He couldn't understand why Lola didn't want him. 1103 01:15:17,519 --> 01:15:20,389 He was so used to women throwing themselves at him, 1104 01:15:20,422 --> 01:15:23,025 the rejection was a dagger into his ego, 1105 01:15:23,058 --> 01:15:24,927 and an arrow into his heel. 1106 01:16:00,062 --> 01:16:03,665 A man must be a man at all times, Christopher. 1107 01:16:05,300 --> 01:16:06,969 I might not be around forever, 1108 01:16:07,002 --> 01:16:09,271 so there are a certain few steps we might have to skip, 1109 01:16:09,304 --> 01:16:10,339 just in case. 1110 01:16:11,606 --> 01:16:13,642 I want you to do well at school. 1111 01:16:13,675 --> 01:16:17,413 Education is the most important thing. 1112 01:16:17,447 --> 01:16:20,282 I'm not talking about your bullshit, wanky subjects 1113 01:16:20,315 --> 01:16:22,384 like cooking cakes class. 1114 01:16:22,418 --> 01:16:27,622 I'm talking about maths, English, science, history. 1115 01:16:27,656 --> 01:16:29,992 It's what sets us apart from the barbarians. 1116 01:16:31,193 --> 01:16:33,261 You must always apply yourself. 1117 01:16:33,295 --> 01:16:36,898 Work hard and listen to your teacher. 1118 01:16:36,932 --> 01:16:39,768 The hard work you put into your education now 1119 01:16:39,801 --> 01:16:43,071 will pay off throughout your life, believe me. 1120 01:16:44,539 --> 01:16:46,341 Now, this being said, 1121 01:16:46,375 --> 01:16:48,478 having this attitude when it comes to education 1122 01:16:49,845 --> 01:16:51,289 might make you a target for some of those 1123 01:16:51,313 --> 01:16:52,581 wannabe tough guy kids, right? 1124 01:16:54,450 --> 01:16:56,018 But we're Greek. 1125 01:16:56,051 --> 01:16:59,489 We're the sons of Zeus, we don't take shit from anyone. 1126 01:16:59,521 --> 01:17:01,323 So if you think someone's gonna hit you, 1127 01:17:01,356 --> 01:17:02,425 you always hit first. 1128 01:17:02,458 --> 01:17:04,494 Never let anyone get off on you. 1129 01:17:04,526 --> 01:17:06,194 You hit first, you hit hard, 1130 01:17:06,228 --> 01:17:09,664 and you keep on punching until they're on the floor. 1131 01:17:09,698 --> 01:17:11,199 And once they're on the floor, 1132 01:17:11,233 --> 01:17:13,802 you make sure they stay down. 1133 01:17:13,835 --> 01:17:15,637 You do not want anyone coming back at you 1134 01:17:15,670 --> 01:17:17,272 from behind with a knife 1135 01:17:17,305 --> 01:17:20,008 when you're celebrating your victory with your mates, right? 1136 01:17:20,042 --> 01:17:22,978 So you stamp, and you stamp hard. 1137 01:17:23,011 --> 01:17:24,012 Yes, dad. 1138 01:17:24,046 --> 01:17:25,448 With your heel. 1139 01:17:25,481 --> 01:17:26,548 Yes, dad. 1140 01:17:27,883 --> 01:17:28,917 Now, 1141 01:17:31,521 --> 01:17:35,057 I suppose you're getting hard ons by now, right? 1142 01:17:36,558 --> 01:17:37,793 That's all right. 1143 01:17:37,826 --> 01:17:39,561 I did when I was your age. 1144 01:17:41,329 --> 01:17:43,732 When it comes down to birds, 1145 01:17:43,765 --> 01:17:46,001 there are two important things you must know. 1146 01:17:46,034 --> 01:17:47,069 Number one. 1147 01:17:47,736 --> 01:17:49,671 Never fall in love too deeply. 1148 01:17:49,704 --> 01:17:53,409 A man must always be in control of his emotions. 1149 01:17:53,443 --> 01:17:55,010 Fall in love too far, 1150 01:17:55,043 --> 01:17:56,721 and you'll have your heart ripped out your chest 1151 01:17:56,745 --> 01:17:58,780 quicker than you can say captain birdseye. 1152 01:18:01,616 --> 01:18:02,651 Number two. 1153 01:18:03,519 --> 01:18:05,421 The most important of all. 1154 01:18:05,455 --> 01:18:10,092 Only ever marry a Greek woman. 1155 01:18:10,125 --> 01:18:12,394 I don't mind you having a bit of fun with outsiders. 1156 01:18:12,428 --> 01:18:17,065 God knows, I had my share of fun over the years. 1157 01:18:17,099 --> 01:18:18,568 But when it comes down to marriage, 1158 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:21,703 the woman must be Greek. 1159 01:18:21,736 --> 01:18:23,506 We are the purest race of people, 1160 01:18:23,539 --> 01:18:25,674 dating back thousands of years. 1161 01:18:25,707 --> 01:18:29,177 You must maintain our pure bloodline. 1162 01:18:29,211 --> 01:18:31,246 But we live in england, dad. 1163 01:18:31,279 --> 01:18:34,517 I don't give a shit if we live on Jupiter. 1164 01:18:34,550 --> 01:18:36,751 We are god's chosen people, 1165 01:18:36,785 --> 01:18:39,621 creators of maths, science, the arts, 1166 01:18:39,654 --> 01:18:41,690 sports, and I can go on all day. 1167 01:18:43,459 --> 01:18:47,696 For years, the rest of the world's been jealous of us. 1168 01:18:47,729 --> 01:18:51,066 And ungrateful for the things we've given them. 1169 01:18:51,099 --> 01:18:55,137 But secretly, they all wanna be Greek. 1170 01:18:55,170 --> 01:18:57,607 Because we're the only ones who've mastered the balance 1171 01:18:57,639 --> 01:19:00,275 between masculinity and intelligence. 1172 01:19:08,183 --> 01:19:09,461 Dad, why are you telling me this? 1173 01:19:09,485 --> 01:19:10,620 Are you dying or something? 1174 01:19:14,490 --> 01:19:15,824 We're all born to die, son. 1175 01:19:17,993 --> 01:19:19,027 We're all born to die. 1176 01:19:32,674 --> 01:19:34,176 The day of reckoning was here, 1177 01:19:34,209 --> 01:19:37,245 and only the closest of my bezonian brethrin 1178 01:19:37,279 --> 01:19:41,683 turned up to stand by me in my fight against evil. 1179 01:19:41,716 --> 01:19:43,529 I couldn't tell them what rasoulis had told me, 1180 01:19:43,553 --> 01:19:45,655 as I knew that would crush the little spirit 1181 01:19:45,687 --> 01:19:48,524 like an elephant tramping on a grape. 1182 01:19:48,558 --> 01:19:49,592 And after all, 1183 01:19:50,459 --> 01:19:53,596 hope is all we had left. 1184 01:19:53,629 --> 01:19:54,729 Anthony, stop. 1185 01:19:57,032 --> 01:19:58,467 Put it away. 1186 01:20:03,673 --> 01:20:05,373 I've got your back, Plato. 1187 01:20:07,543 --> 01:20:10,178 Actually, I'm not scared. 1188 01:20:10,212 --> 01:20:13,114 Of course, I just, I just, I just wish achilles was here, 1189 01:20:13,148 --> 01:20:15,984 Plato, because actually, actually achilles 1190 01:20:16,017 --> 01:20:17,953 is not scared of nobody. 1191 01:20:17,986 --> 01:20:20,855 And, and, and also, he would actually 1192 01:20:20,889 --> 01:20:23,058 just give him one punch and, and, 1193 01:20:23,091 --> 01:20:26,696 and send him straight back to where he come from. 1194 01:20:26,728 --> 01:20:28,129 Where is achilles anyway? 1195 01:20:28,163 --> 01:20:30,999 He's not been around for a few weeks, has he? 1196 01:20:31,032 --> 01:20:32,934 Turns out achilles is human after all. 1197 01:20:34,604 --> 01:20:36,572 He's only gone and fallen in love with that slag. 1198 01:20:39,709 --> 01:20:41,042 What slag? 1199 01:20:41,076 --> 01:20:42,320 The one that's got me into all this trouble, 1200 01:20:42,344 --> 01:20:43,845 all this aggro. 1201 01:20:43,878 --> 01:20:45,814 What, Lola? 1202 01:20:45,847 --> 01:20:47,749 You know, I've never really liked her. 1203 01:20:47,782 --> 01:20:48,684 Or her fake handbags. 1204 01:20:48,718 --> 01:20:50,252 They weren't fake. 1205 01:20:50,285 --> 01:20:51,520 Of course they were fake. 1206 01:20:51,554 --> 01:20:52,887 No, they weren't fake. 1207 01:20:52,921 --> 01:20:54,923 I bought a few for missus. 1208 01:20:54,956 --> 01:20:57,526 Doesn't make them less fake now, does it? 1209 01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:59,562 What do we know about this dickhead? 1210 01:20:59,595 --> 01:21:00,630 Lola's boyfriend. 1211 01:21:01,564 --> 01:21:02,598 Does he look tough? 1212 01:21:04,634 --> 01:21:06,602 Like fucking Satan, mate. 1213 01:21:18,447 --> 01:21:19,347 Mom. 1214 01:21:19,381 --> 01:21:20,716 Mm? 1215 01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:22,083 Who's orpheus? 1216 01:21:22,117 --> 01:21:24,420 Oh, um, 1217 01:21:24,453 --> 01:21:28,758 orpheus was the greatest musician in the world. 1218 01:21:28,790 --> 01:21:31,793 They say he was so good that he could charm his friends, 1219 01:21:31,826 --> 01:21:36,197 his enemies, wild beasts, trees, even stones. 1220 01:21:36,231 --> 01:21:37,866 What? 1221 01:21:37,899 --> 01:21:42,237 One summer's day, orpheus met the beautiful eurydice, 1222 01:21:42,270 --> 01:21:44,806 and instantly fell for her. 1223 01:21:44,839 --> 01:21:48,810 So he wrote her most beautiful song he had ever written 1224 01:21:48,843 --> 01:21:52,347 and played it to her on his favorite instrument, the lyra. 1225 01:21:53,982 --> 01:21:56,951 Well, eurydice was captivated, 1226 01:21:56,985 --> 01:21:58,887 and she fell in love with orpheus 1227 01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:01,923 and the two lovebirds soon got married, 1228 01:22:01,956 --> 01:22:06,161 and they had a wonderful life, but it was short. 1229 01:22:06,194 --> 01:22:08,664 One day, eurydice was out in the forest 1230 01:22:08,698 --> 01:22:11,634 collecting fruits and berries for orpheus's desert 1231 01:22:11,667 --> 01:22:13,168 when she was bitten on the ankle 1232 01:22:13,201 --> 01:22:17,305 by a poisonous snake and she died. 1233 01:22:17,339 --> 01:22:23,845 Well, orpheus was devastated, and desperate. 1234 01:22:23,878 --> 01:22:27,115 He couldn't bare to live his life without eurydice. 1235 01:22:27,148 --> 01:22:29,918 So he decided to make the very dangerous journey 1236 01:22:29,951 --> 01:22:32,987 down into the underworld to find Hades, 1237 01:22:33,021 --> 01:22:34,590 who was the king of the underworld 1238 01:22:34,623 --> 01:22:36,257 and the god of the dead. 1239 01:22:37,827 --> 01:22:41,963 He pleaded with Hades to let eurydice live again 1240 01:22:41,996 --> 01:22:43,466 and to persuade him, 1241 01:22:43,499 --> 01:22:47,503 he played him the most heart-rending song on his lyre. 1242 01:22:49,137 --> 01:22:53,709 Orpheus sang majestically and beautifully, 1243 01:22:53,743 --> 01:22:59,147 a soft and heartbreaking song about his lost love. 1244 01:22:59,180 --> 01:23:03,719 Hades was so moved, he agreed to let eurydice live again, 1245 01:23:04,986 --> 01:23:06,388 but on one condition. 1246 01:23:08,223 --> 01:23:11,460 Orpheus could lead eurydice out of the underworld 1247 01:23:12,528 --> 01:23:16,465 but he mustn't look back 1248 01:23:16,499 --> 01:23:20,168 until they were both back in the living world. 1249 01:23:20,201 --> 01:23:23,071 Well, obviously orpheus agreed without hesitation. 1250 01:23:24,172 --> 01:23:28,009 Hades shows orpheus the way out, 1251 01:23:28,042 --> 01:23:30,646 and he assures him that eurydice's behind him. 1252 01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:35,885 Well, orpheus starts slowly making his way 1253 01:23:35,917 --> 01:23:38,888 through the pitch black, towards the light. 1254 01:23:40,255 --> 01:23:41,757 As he was ascending, 1255 01:23:43,224 --> 01:23:45,960 doubt began to enter his mind. 1256 01:23:47,596 --> 01:23:49,565 What if it was a trick? 1257 01:23:49,598 --> 01:23:52,668 Maybe Hades was mocking him. 1258 01:23:52,701 --> 01:23:55,036 Maybe it was a hallucination 1259 01:23:55,069 --> 01:23:58,574 brought on by the grief of losing eurydice. 1260 01:23:58,607 --> 01:24:00,942 Maybe eurydice wasn't behind him after all. 1261 01:24:03,077 --> 01:24:08,751 Orpheus stopped, and he listened very carefully, 1262 01:24:08,784 --> 01:24:12,855 but he could hear nothing but deathly silence. 1263 01:24:15,056 --> 01:24:19,595 He lost his faith, and he turned around, 1264 01:24:20,629 --> 01:24:22,263 and he looked back. 1265 01:24:23,933 --> 01:24:26,401 Eurydice was behind him. 1266 01:24:26,435 --> 01:24:28,938 She was a shadow that would become flesh 1267 01:24:28,970 --> 01:24:30,806 when she was back on earth. 1268 01:24:32,608 --> 01:24:38,246 Orpheus gazed longingly at his lost love 1269 01:24:38,279 --> 01:24:40,181 for the very last time. 1270 01:24:42,083 --> 01:24:46,154 Eurydice fell back into the darkness 1271 01:24:46,187 --> 01:24:48,624 and was lost in the underworld forever. 1272 01:24:54,329 --> 01:24:55,764 Time was ticking, 1273 01:24:55,798 --> 01:24:59,234 and I was getting desperate. 1274 01:25:05,808 --> 01:25:06,976 Plato, Plato! 1275 01:25:07,008 --> 01:25:08,644 Achilles is here. 1276 01:25:08,677 --> 01:25:09,678 Hello achilles. 1277 01:25:09,712 --> 01:25:10,946 Plato, 1278 01:25:10,980 --> 01:25:12,156 Plato, actually you're safe now, 1279 01:25:12,180 --> 01:25:14,148 because achilles has actually come. 1280 01:25:14,182 --> 01:25:15,751 Achilles is here, Plato, now. 1281 01:25:15,784 --> 01:25:18,186 There he is, the legend himself, 1282 01:25:18,219 --> 01:25:20,021 come to save us from evil personified. 1283 01:25:28,029 --> 01:25:31,032 You here to help or what? 1284 01:25:31,065 --> 01:25:33,469 Although achilles was just one man, 1285 01:25:33,502 --> 01:25:36,137 I was sure if I can get him to join my fight, 1286 01:25:36,170 --> 01:25:37,773 he would inspire the rest of us 1287 01:25:37,806 --> 01:25:40,843 into doing something out of the ordinary, and heroic. 1288 01:25:42,310 --> 01:25:43,344 Forget it. 1289 01:25:44,245 --> 01:25:46,882 Just as I thought. 1290 01:25:46,916 --> 01:25:48,316 Nothing but an urban legend. 1291 01:25:48,349 --> 01:25:50,051 Don't, don't, don't, don't say that 1292 01:25:50,084 --> 01:25:51,286 about achilles, Plato. 1293 01:25:51,319 --> 01:25:52,821 Meet the real achilles. 1294 01:25:52,855 --> 01:25:55,624 Come on, the real achilles. 1295 01:25:55,658 --> 01:26:00,696 Nothing but a sulky, heartbroken teenage girl. 1296 01:26:00,729 --> 01:26:02,531 Plato, Plato, don't say that about achilles. 1297 01:26:02,565 --> 01:26:04,365 You'll make him mad, Plato. 1298 01:26:04,399 --> 01:26:05,434 Mad? 1299 01:26:07,736 --> 01:26:10,806 You must be mad to fall in love with a slut. 1300 01:26:10,839 --> 01:26:13,842 A slut who doesn't even want you, man. 1301 01:26:13,876 --> 01:26:15,945 A slut you only ever went out on one date with. 1302 01:26:17,046 --> 01:26:18,112 Grow up, would you? 1303 01:26:19,014 --> 01:26:20,449 Snap out of it. 1304 01:26:23,084 --> 01:26:24,319 Leave him alone, man. 1305 01:26:25,888 --> 01:26:28,057 We can all catch a love bug once in a while. 1306 01:26:28,857 --> 01:26:29,892 Not me. 1307 01:26:31,125 --> 01:26:32,293 I'm a man, mate. 1308 01:26:35,764 --> 01:26:38,567 I used to think achilles was a man. 1309 01:27:00,055 --> 01:27:02,156 Why just not let him in? 1310 01:27:03,459 --> 01:27:04,493 What? 1311 01:27:05,728 --> 01:27:08,097 And now they're waiting for you forever? 1312 01:27:08,129 --> 01:27:09,163 Nah. 1313 01:27:10,733 --> 01:27:13,769 This is my business, my life. 1314 01:27:14,637 --> 01:27:16,939 Our lives. 1315 01:27:16,972 --> 01:27:18,452 We have to protect what's ours, right? 1316 01:27:20,009 --> 01:27:21,110 Now, are you all with me? 1317 01:27:22,143 --> 01:27:23,177 I'm with you, Plato. 1318 01:27:27,616 --> 01:27:29,985 Nina, open the door and get in the back. 1319 01:27:35,424 --> 01:27:36,458 Now! 1320 01:28:01,315 --> 01:28:03,485 Evening gentlemen. 1321 01:28:03,519 --> 01:28:04,420 Evening to you. 1322 01:28:04,453 --> 01:28:05,854 We're not scared of you. 1323 01:28:05,888 --> 01:28:07,221 Shut up, Anthony. 1324 01:28:11,694 --> 01:28:13,162 Who's this, your local retard? 1325 01:28:13,227 --> 01:28:14,663 Not a retard! 1326 01:28:18,067 --> 01:28:19,168 Leave him alone, would you? 1327 01:28:22,370 --> 01:28:23,939 Yeah, I'll leave him alone, 1328 01:28:23,972 --> 01:28:26,041 when I collect the 50 grand for my lovely Lola. 1329 01:28:26,075 --> 01:28:28,177 So have you got me money, lads? 1330 01:28:29,310 --> 01:28:31,113 I told you already, 1331 01:28:31,146 --> 01:28:32,781 it's just a misunderstanding. 1332 01:28:32,815 --> 01:28:35,451 I don't owe her 50 grand, for god's sake. 1333 01:28:41,757 --> 01:28:45,728 And that's your final word on the subject, is it? 1334 01:28:52,067 --> 01:28:54,302 All right, calm down, mate. 1335 01:28:59,441 --> 01:29:00,976 Is that thing real? 1336 01:29:15,457 --> 01:29:16,492 Fuck! 1337 01:29:20,195 --> 01:29:22,131 Yeah, it's fucking real. 1338 01:29:28,604 --> 01:29:30,139 Fucking bastard! 1339 01:29:32,074 --> 01:29:34,342 He fucking shot me, Plato! 1340 01:29:34,375 --> 01:29:38,346 He's fucking shot me! 1341 01:29:47,388 --> 01:29:48,423 Look. 1342 01:29:49,625 --> 01:29:53,629 I don't have much money, but you can take it all. 1343 01:32:13,135 --> 01:32:14,870 Fuck him up, man! 1344 01:32:14,903 --> 01:32:16,905 Fuck him up, the asshole! 1345 01:32:19,441 --> 01:32:20,909 All right guys, all right. 1346 01:32:20,943 --> 01:32:22,077 Enough now. 1347 01:32:25,447 --> 01:32:27,349 Enough, easy now, easy. 1348 01:32:34,289 --> 01:32:38,360 I don't want him to go anywhere, achilles. 1349 01:32:39,628 --> 01:32:40,662 Achilles. 1350 01:32:41,596 --> 01:32:42,931 Achilles. 1351 01:32:42,965 --> 01:32:44,499 Achilles, wake up. 1352 01:33:13,962 --> 01:33:18,834 From the dawn of civilization, the hero was born. 1353 01:33:18,867 --> 01:33:22,904 The hero is the most virtuous amongst us. 1354 01:33:22,938 --> 01:33:25,073 It was the hero that saved us 1355 01:33:25,107 --> 01:33:26,608 from the fire-breathing dragon, 1356 01:33:26,641 --> 01:33:31,179 and belongs at the top of any decent society. 1357 01:33:31,213 --> 01:33:34,484 We tell stories of the hero's exploits and celebrate him. 1358 01:33:35,951 --> 01:33:38,854 The hero is the example of good. 1359 01:33:40,456 --> 01:33:44,026 And an example we all strive for. 1360 01:33:45,961 --> 01:33:49,831 Lola nightingale was not evil, 1361 01:33:49,865 --> 01:33:51,833 but to me, to my bezonian brothers, 1362 01:33:51,867 --> 01:33:55,270 and just about anyone else round north London, 1363 01:33:55,303 --> 01:33:58,040 she was as evil as one could be. 1364 01:33:58,073 --> 01:34:00,443 The ultimate devil, whose attraction, 1365 01:34:00,476 --> 01:34:03,446 temptation was so great, 1366 01:34:03,479 --> 01:34:07,749 it led to the downfall of both the hero and the dragon. 1367 01:34:09,818 --> 01:34:12,587 Lola will forever be remembered as a warning to all 1368 01:34:13,489 --> 01:34:15,557 of the suffering, the pain, 1369 01:34:16,992 --> 01:34:18,927 and the perils of love. 1370 01:34:26,835 --> 01:34:31,474 Plato. 1371 01:35:17,285 --> 01:35:18,620 You're so cute! 1372 01:35:18,653 --> 01:35:21,524 Thank you, thank you very much. 1373 01:35:58,160 --> 01:35:59,828 I am my own hero.