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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎半鯊魚，半狗狗，大魚鰭，大下巴
‎愛水又愛公園

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‎鯊魚狗！

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‎半狗狗，半鯊魚，最體貼，好朋友

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‎鯊魚狗！

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‎快點，麥斯，《鯊鯊鯊》快開始了

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‎好看到要講三次

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‎一定超精采的

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‎攝影機拍得很近
‎感覺就像鯊魚就在你家客廳

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‎親愛的，妳要來嗎？

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‎因克威爾先生要我
‎大老遠跑到小島另一頭

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‎報導一則新聞

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‎抱歉，我得錯過節目了

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‎去吧，親愛的，誰知道呢？
‎說不定是大新聞，是妳的大突破

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‎我會晚點回家，好好享受節目吧

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‎祝妳的報導好運

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‎鯊魚們，我們…

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‎什麼聲音？

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‎一定是我房間的音樂忘了關

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‎我在練習霹靂舞，我馬上回來

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‎就跟老爸一樣

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‎鯊魚狗

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‎你在做什麼？

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‎不行，我的VR泳鏡

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‎你最近很愛咬東西
‎你沒事吧，小傢伙？

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‎麥斯，牙齒

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‎我很遺憾，小傢伙
‎等牙齒都長好，你會舒服點的

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‎但在那之前，你今晚得冷靜一點

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‎爸爸和我在看《鯊鯊鯊》

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‎《鯊鯊鯊》？

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‎沒錯，我們費雪家一年一度的傳統

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‎鯊魚狗的家？

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‎抱歉，小傢伙
‎如果讓爸看到你，他一定會嚇壞

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‎我們不能冒險

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‎節目播完之後我就回來

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‎我的老闆派我來報導
‎一顆長得像肉丸的石頭？

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‎這不算新聞，接下來是什麼？

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‎長得像義大利麵的蟲？

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‎我需要的是真正精采的故事
‎一件大事

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‎對啦，茱莉，妳以為新聞會突然…

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‎鯊魚時間快到了，麥斯
‎我去拿冰淇淋，你去轉電視

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‎交給我

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‎冷凍魚、魚柳條

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‎找到你了，冰淇淋，真美味

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‎各位引頸期待的一刻來了
‎就在《鯊》

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‎和大受歡迎的續集《鯊鯊》之後…

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‎沒錯，準備播出…

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‎糟糕了

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‎不行，鯊魚狗，別咬電視

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‎你有說話嗎？麥斯

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‎沒有

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‎沒錯，《鯊鯊鯊》，我們來了

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‎我的魚兒啊，鯊魚狗

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‎我該怎麼解釋？

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‎我們完蛋了！

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‎除非…

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‎什麼？我在哪裡？

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‎這是什麼？看起來像是…

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‎魚柳條？

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‎可惡，抓到了一隻旱鴨子

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‎抱歉，我看到有東西被沖上岸邊
‎所以我…

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‎妳就是得窺探他人的隱私，對吧？

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‎我是茱莉費雪，《霧泉報》的記者

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‎可以把我放下嗎？

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‎我是芭芭拉SS奎格利船長

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‎前海軍油炸主廚

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‎也是海洋這一頭最美麗的水手

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‎總而言之，抱歉打擾了
‎看來這裡沒有新聞故事

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‎等一下，這裡當然有故事了

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‎這則故事源自一個傳說

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‎幽靈鯊魚的傳說

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‎妳剛才說幽靈鯊魚？

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‎麥斯？

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‎爸，你有沒有聽說今年的《鯊鯊鯊》

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‎是虛擬實境？

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‎虛擬實境？不可能吧

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‎天啊，看看我的手，就像真的一樣

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‎節目開始了

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‎歡迎繼續收看《鯊鯊鯊》

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‎今晚，我們要講的是人類所知

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‎最邪惡、最罕見的鯊魚

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‎陸地鯊魚

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‎天啊，好像真的在我旁邊一樣

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‎我還以為陸地鯊魚是海洋民俗傳說

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‎而且牠好可愛
‎牠不可能是邪惡的怪物

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‎好嚇人！

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‎那隻鯊魚還有腳
‎我上週差點就能逮到那個海洋怪物

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‎所以我才需要那麼多魚柳條

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‎我在岸邊藏了一堆買來的魚柳條
‎就為了把牠引回來

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‎為什麼不用魚就好了？

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‎魚柳條，有魚味，又有麵包粉
‎一半陸地，一半海洋

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‎最適合靠著陸地與海洋生存的野獸

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‎我懂了，應該吧

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‎我一在霧泉島看到那隻
‎會走路的幽靈鯊魚

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‎魚柳條就馬上完售

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‎這就是魚柳條都賣光了的原因

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‎但於此同時，麥斯也愛上了魚柳條

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‎我敢說這一定會引起穆福市長的注意

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‎寫在妳的霧泉島小報上吧

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‎如果我說我相信妳的故事呢？

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‎是嗎？

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‎我可以多問妳幾個問題嗎？

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‎總覺得我有切身的經驗

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‎現在要深入海底

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‎你將被關進籠子
‎下降至海平面底下37公尺處

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‎和鯊魚一起游泳

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‎那我需要氧氣罐

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‎現在請看這隻飢餓的陸地鯊魚
‎表演恐怖的餵食秀

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‎做得好，小傢伙，他完全信了

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‎米亞抱抱

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‎小魚

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‎那是米亞嗎？

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‎當然不是
‎這是陸地鯊魚唯一的捕食者

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‎巨無霸的肉食性

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‎金魚？

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‎小魚！

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‎精采大結局

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‎小魚…

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‎虛擬實境泳鏡真是太先進了

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‎看來我把家裡弄亂了

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‎我同意爸爸說的

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‎這是《鯊鯊鯊》最精采的一集

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‎而且你也找到方法解決掉牙的問題

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‎沒有你我可做不到，小傢伙

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‎鯊魚狗是家人嗎？

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‎當然，小傢伙，晚安

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‎看起來很正常

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‎但這裡一定藏著什麼

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‎是魚柳條！

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎半鯊魚，半狗狗，大魚鰭，大下巴
‎愛水又愛公園

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‎鯊魚狗！

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‎半狗狗，半鯊魚，最體貼，好朋友

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‎鯊魚狗！

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‎麥斯，下來一下好嗎？

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‎我馬上下去，爸爸

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‎我來了，樓上絕對沒發生什麼怪事

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‎好，剛才那是什麼聲音？

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‎是我的戰鬥機器人啦

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‎麥斯，你爸和我覺得
‎你一個人待在房裡太久了

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‎沒錯，所以我們家今晚要出門去

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‎《蜘蛛外星人大攻擊》第七集
‎就是費雪家的電影之夜

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‎而且你爸答應不會嚇壞
‎把爆米花丟到螢幕上

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‎就像第六集時那樣

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‎還有第五集和第四集

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‎怎麼樣，麥斯？

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‎我？我更想待在家裡，妳也懂我

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‎我很單純的小孩，不需要刺激

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‎大家一起去會很好玩的
‎我不接受“不”這個答案

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‎那“拜託不要”呢？

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‎你只能答應了

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‎好吧，我去

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‎我的戰鬥機器人又來了

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‎不要上來

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‎親愛的，不覺得麥斯最近怪怪的嗎？

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‎放輕鬆，寶貝
‎我在他這年紀時，還會收集耳屎呢

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‎真美好的時光

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‎有件事告訴你，小傢伙
‎我們家要去看電影

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‎鯊魚狗最愛電影

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‎我是說我要和我的家人一起去

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‎對不起，鯊魚狗
‎我今晚得把你留在家裡了

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‎不行…

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‎不行…

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‎不要走

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‎這樣也沒用的

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‎別這樣，我知道這是你第一次
‎自己待在家

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‎但你有個重要的責任

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‎你要留下來看家，好嗎？

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‎好，鯊魚狗看家

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‎很好，知道鯊魚狗有什麼獎勵嗎？
‎電影糖果

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‎糖果…

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‎沒錯，我看完電影就回來

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‎待會見，小傢伙

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‎鯊魚狗一個人

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‎鯊魚狗一個人！

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‎天啊，鯊魚狗

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‎真漂亮

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‎接！

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‎費雪家剛出門，但他們家裡一定有人

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‎我最好收拾收拾，過去看一下

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‎不…

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‎你好

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‎有人在家嗎？

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‎有人嗎？

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‎有人在家嗎？

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‎我的天啊，真是一團亂

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‎我不是故意闖進來的，可是…

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‎鯊魚狗看家

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‎那是什麼？

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‎一定是有浣熊闖進來了

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‎出來吧，小動物，沒人會傷害你

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‎來了！

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‎那傢伙絕對不是普通的浣熊

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‎小浣熊，你在哪裡？
‎來修伯先生這裡

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‎抓到你了

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‎別害怕，小傢伙

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‎好大的浣熊…

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‎看家，別想闖過鯊魚狗這關

199
00:13:02,751 --> 00:13:04,459
‎真是好主意，親愛的

200
00:13:04,543 --> 00:13:07,251
‎比《蜘蛛外星人大攻擊》第六集
‎還要精采

201
00:13:07,334 --> 00:13:10,001
‎而且你這次只丟了半盒爆米花

202
00:13:10,084 --> 00:13:12,043
‎沒錯，一集比一集好看

203
00:13:12,126 --> 00:13:15,084
‎我最喜歡外星人毀了整座城的那一段

204
00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:20,251
‎你家發生了非常奇怪的事

205
00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:22,959
‎修伯先生，發生了什麼事？

206
00:13:23,043 --> 00:13:24,751
‎我從窗戶看到東西

207
00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:27,918
‎我跑進去看，結果卻被那東西攻擊

208
00:13:28,001 --> 00:13:30,876
‎你家出現了很特別的浣熊

209
00:13:30,959 --> 00:13:32,959
‎除非你們養了隻我不知道的寵物

210
00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:37,668
‎寵物？我們當然沒養寵物
‎那太扯了，對吧？

211
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:41,084
‎沒那麼糟吧
‎一隻小浣熊能造成多大的麻煩…

212
00:13:42,168 --> 00:13:43,001
‎我的天啊

213
00:13:43,084 --> 00:13:44,126
‎我的椅子

214
00:13:44,209 --> 00:13:49,293
‎看吧？就是一隻浣熊
‎超大隻的超級浣熊

215
00:13:49,376 --> 00:13:52,626
‎不對…絕對不是浣熊

216
00:13:52,709 --> 00:13:54,001
‎我知道是什麼

217
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,501
‎你知道？

218
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:57,501
‎沒錯，這麼嚴重的破壞？

219
00:13:58,543 --> 00:14:00,834
‎只有一個可能

220
00:14:00,918 --> 00:14:04,918
‎外星人，一定是外星人
‎他們回到霧泉島了

221
00:14:05,001 --> 00:14:08,001
‎霧泉島從沒出現過外星人

222
00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:10,001
‎他們就希望妳這麼想

223
00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:14,459
‎我去拿浣熊陷阱
‎謝謝你幫忙看家，修伯先生

224
00:14:14,543 --> 00:14:18,418
‎知道嗎？我去樓上看看
‎謝謝你們的晚餐，再見

225
00:14:19,209 --> 00:14:21,918
‎鯊魚狗？你在嗎？

226
00:14:24,251 --> 00:14:27,501
‎麥斯帶了電影糖果？鯊魚狗看家

227
00:14:27,584 --> 00:14:29,418
‎看來你做到了，小傢伙

228
00:14:34,126 --> 00:14:37,168
‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:41,876
‎半鯊魚，半狗狗，大魚鰭，大下巴
‎愛水又愛公園

230
00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:43,001
‎鯊魚狗！

231
00:14:43,084 --> 00:14:45,584
‎半狗狗，半鯊魚，最體貼，好朋友

232
00:14:45,668 --> 00:14:47,251
‎鯊魚狗！

233
00:14:50,043 --> 00:14:52,918
‎最棒的狗狗、最棒的朋友
‎最棒的海灘

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00:14:53,001 --> 00:14:55,334
‎沒有什麼可以破壞這一天，喂！

235
00:14:56,043 --> 00:14:58,084
‎費雪，我很抱歉…

236
00:14:58,168 --> 00:15:00,918
‎才怪！史穆奇，你漏掉了一個位置

237
00:15:02,376 --> 00:15:04,751
‎夠了，沙子大戰開打！

238
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:05,793
‎等等，奧莉

239
00:15:05,876 --> 00:15:08,334
‎沒必要為了丹尼斯搞得渾身是沙子

240
00:15:08,418 --> 00:15:09,793
‎他只是嫉妒我們

241
00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:14,418
‎要說誰嫉妒的話，那也是你在嫉妒我

242
00:15:14,501 --> 00:15:19,501
‎因為我的小史穆奇剛拿下
‎全鎮年度最佳狗狗大獎

243
00:15:19,584 --> 00:15:21,293
‎我不記得有那場比賽

244
00:15:21,376 --> 00:15:23,168
‎因為沒人幫自己的狗狗報名

245
00:15:23,251 --> 00:15:25,584
‎誰會以為自己的狗能贏過我的？

246
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:30,084
‎最好是啦，我的狗比你的更棒

247
00:15:30,168 --> 00:15:31,793
‎麥斯，等一下

248
00:15:31,876 --> 00:15:35,584
‎我都不知道你有養狗
‎太好了，我們來比賽吧

249
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:39,543
‎讓我們的狗狗來場對決
‎一小時後，就在這片海灘

250
00:15:39,626 --> 00:15:40,543
‎那就來吧

251
00:15:40,626 --> 00:15:44,334
‎輸的人要跟在獲勝的狗狗屁股後面
‎一個星期

252
00:15:44,918 --> 00:15:47,501
‎還要幫牠撿大便

253
00:15:47,584 --> 00:15:49,584
‎要比嗎，費雪小子？

254
00:15:49,668 --> 00:15:50,584
‎來比吧

255
00:15:54,501 --> 00:15:56,084
‎兄弟，你在想什麼？

256
00:15:56,168 --> 00:16:00,334
‎我不知道，我不能讓他那樣講鯊魚狗

257
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:03,001
‎-他是全世界最棒的狗狗
‎-麥斯

258
00:16:07,376 --> 00:16:11,751
‎我們有一小時的時間
‎讓鯊魚狗變成最完美的狗，羅伊斯？

259
00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:14,543
‎這裡說狗狗競賽有三個部分

260
00:16:14,626 --> 00:16:16,626
‎儀容、技能和禮儀

261
00:16:19,251 --> 00:16:20,626
‎我們有得忙了

262
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:25,126
‎不要動…

263
00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:39,959
‎鯊魚狗，跳過這個呼拉圈

264
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:54,626
‎太棒了

265
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,376
‎其實還算完美

266
00:16:57,793 --> 00:16:58,709
‎好癢

267
00:17:01,001 --> 00:17:02,084
‎好癢

268
00:17:02,751 --> 00:17:04,084
‎鯊魚狗，夠了

269
00:17:04,168 --> 00:17:07,668
‎我一定會輸的
‎你就不能別做自己嗎？

270
00:17:08,334 --> 00:17:10,959
‎拜託，鯊魚狗，等到我向丹尼斯證明

271
00:17:11,043 --> 00:17:13,334
‎我的狗比他的更棒時
‎你就能脫下來了

272
00:17:15,293 --> 00:17:17,209
‎距離比賽還有多久？

273
00:17:17,293 --> 00:17:19,668
‎剛好22秒

274
00:17:19,751 --> 00:17:20,584
‎什麼？

275
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,126
‎天啊，費雪，那是你的狗嗎？

276
00:17:26,209 --> 00:17:27,543
‎沒錯

277
00:17:28,501 --> 00:17:32,793
‎容我介紹德莉拉杜布切，我們的評審

278
00:17:32,876 --> 00:17:36,709
‎她是英國皇家犬學會的學生

279
00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:38,418
‎我有提到她是我表姊嗎？

280
00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:41,043
‎什麼？不公平，你們想作弊

281
00:17:41,876 --> 00:17:46,334
‎不好意思，德莉拉杜布切不會作弊

282
00:17:46,418 --> 00:17:48,793
‎等等，妳不會嗎？連家人都不行？

283
00:17:48,876 --> 00:17:51,293
‎永遠不可能，快點開始吧

284
00:17:51,959 --> 00:17:52,918
‎好吧

285
00:17:53,501 --> 00:17:55,293
‎首先是儀容

286
00:17:55,876 --> 00:17:57,751
‎真不錯，下一位

287
00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:00,501
‎天啊，我從沒看過這種狗

288
00:18:03,251 --> 00:18:08,043
‎狗身上竟然有這麼乾淨的皮毛？
‎好像第一天穿上一樣

289
00:18:08,126 --> 00:18:09,918
‎非常出色的儀容

290
00:18:11,084 --> 00:18:12,918
‎接下來是技能

291
00:18:17,959 --> 00:18:22,001
‎簡直是演奏家
‎史穆奇彈得比許多人類還要好

292
00:18:22,084 --> 00:18:23,376
‎真有天分

293
00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:30,293
‎你可以的，對吧，小傢伙？

294
00:18:43,084 --> 00:18:48,251
‎真是太厲害了！我是說，好極了

295
00:18:48,334 --> 00:18:51,168
‎對，但還有禮儀競賽

296
00:18:51,251 --> 00:18:52,293
‎當然了

297
00:18:54,459 --> 00:18:58,501
‎最重要的來了，小傢伙
‎坐下，不要動

298
00:18:59,126 --> 00:18:59,959
‎我不敢看

299
00:19:01,251 --> 00:19:02,418
‎不要動

300
00:19:08,584 --> 00:19:09,418
‎太好了

301
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:11,418
‎真厲害

302
00:19:12,126 --> 00:19:14,584
‎不敢相信我竟然輸給
‎那塊會走路的地毯

303
00:19:14,668 --> 00:19:17,543
‎史穆奇，我們得想想辦法

304
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:31,626
‎天啊，牠失控了，不行，小傢伙

305
00:19:50,376 --> 00:19:52,668
‎史穆奇！牠不會游泳

306
00:20:08,126 --> 00:20:09,876
‎史穆奇！

307
00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:18,751
‎你…

308
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:22,584
‎你救了我的狗
‎我從不說這句話的，可是…

309
00:20:23,334 --> 00:20:26,834
‎謝了，麥斯，你的狗真是…

310
00:20:26,918 --> 00:20:29,543
‎一頭野獸，根本是一頭野獸

311
00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:32,501
‎我從沒見過這麼野蠻的怪物

312
00:20:32,584 --> 00:20:36,709
‎那隻你稱之為狗的動物
‎根本只是野生動物

313
00:20:36,793 --> 00:20:42,334
‎妳知道嗎？妳說對了
‎牠確實野蠻又髒亂，完全不懂禮貌

314
00:20:43,626 --> 00:20:48,501
‎但有時我也是那樣
‎不管我做什麼，牠都會支持我

315
00:20:48,584 --> 00:20:50,709
‎就算我做了過分的事

316
00:20:50,793 --> 00:20:53,043
‎那就是養狗的真諦

317
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:57,501
‎不是為了得獎
‎而是擁有全世界最棒的好朋友

318
00:20:57,584 --> 00:20:59,959
‎很棒的演說，但你說錯了

319
00:21:00,043 --> 00:21:03,043
‎養狗的重點就是得獎，史穆奇獲勝！

320
00:21:03,126 --> 00:21:05,209
‎太棒了，就知道我會贏

321
00:21:05,293 --> 00:21:06,168
‎不會吧

322
00:21:06,251 --> 00:21:07,251
‎他作弊

323
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,876
‎不對，我是贏家

324
00:21:09,959 --> 00:21:13,751
‎至於費雪，你就是人型鏟屎機

325
00:21:14,793 --> 00:21:16,001
‎願賭服輸

326
00:21:18,251 --> 00:21:20,709
‎之後見，輸家

327
00:21:22,418 --> 00:21:25,168
‎我們去把沙蟹放到他的床上
‎給他一個教訓

328
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:29,043
‎或者寫封用詞強烈的信
‎寄給英國皇家犬學會

329
00:21:29,126 --> 00:21:33,584
‎算了吧，獎項就讓給他
‎我已經滿足了

330
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:37,543
‎史上最好的朋友，還有最棒的寵物

331
00:21:37,626 --> 00:21:39,793
‎來吧，小傢伙，幫你拿下那東西

332
00:21:40,918 --> 00:21:42,751
‎鯊魚狗，乖狗狗

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