1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:04,616 ♪ 2 00:00:04,618 --> 00:00:06,885 Oh, that movie was epic! 3 00:00:06,887 --> 00:00:09,120 What did you think, Charlie? I don't know, man. 4 00:00:09,122 --> 00:00:10,522 I didn't really enjoy it that much, to be honest. 5 00:00:10,524 --> 00:00:11,856 What, really? Yeah. 6 00:00:11,858 --> 00:00:13,291 Okay, okay, look, to be completely fair, 7 00:00:13,293 --> 00:00:17,028 I did really enjoy the scene when Biblo went rogue 8 00:00:17,030 --> 00:00:18,830 and he beat that woman in the head with the hammer. 9 00:00:18,832 --> 00:00:20,999 I thought it was artistically and like, tastefully done. 10 00:00:21,001 --> 00:00:23,201 I thought it was a well-done sequence. 11 00:00:23,203 --> 00:00:25,537 That's funny. That was the part I really didn't like. 12 00:00:25,539 --> 00:00:26,905 It was just too violent. 13 00:00:26,907 --> 00:00:28,907 I think it's just because he was a leech. 14 00:00:28,909 --> 00:00:30,608 Hey, by the way, you want to get some food? 15 00:00:30,610 --> 00:00:32,544 Yeah, I could eat. 16 00:00:34,314 --> 00:00:35,880 [ Smacks lips ] 17 00:00:35,882 --> 00:00:38,316 Oh, man, I could really go for some Salty's right now. 18 00:00:38,318 --> 00:00:40,685 Isn't that like, cheap fast food or something? What? 19 00:00:40,687 --> 00:00:42,020 Have you really never been to Salty's? 20 00:00:42,022 --> 00:00:43,688 Dude, you're gonna love this place. 21 00:00:43,690 --> 00:00:45,724 I've been coming here since I was a homunculus. 22 00:00:49,396 --> 00:00:50,729 [ Mouse squeaks ] 23 00:00:50,731 --> 00:00:52,530 Charlie, this place doesn't seem very clean, 24 00:00:52,532 --> 00:00:53,765 There's grease all over the floor. 25 00:00:53,767 --> 00:00:55,600 Ah, it's just part of the charm, man. 26 00:00:55,602 --> 00:00:57,368 Welcome to Salty's! 27 00:00:57,370 --> 00:01:00,572 I'm Simon S. Salty and I built this very restaurant 28 00:01:00,574 --> 00:01:02,540 with my own two hands! 29 00:01:02,542 --> 00:01:05,643 And together with my funny mascot friends, 30 00:01:05,645 --> 00:01:10,281 we work hard make -- to give you the most quality -- supreme -- 31 00:01:10,283 --> 00:01:13,251 to give you that quality Salty's experience. 32 00:01:13,253 --> 00:01:16,187 Unfortunately, the United States FDA -- 33 00:01:16,189 --> 00:01:17,422 [ Mocking] The FDA -- 34 00:01:17,424 --> 00:01:20,225 has deemed my food a "hazard" -- 35 00:01:20,227 --> 00:01:21,526 oh, my food -- 36 00:01:21,528 --> 00:01:26,064 linked to 15 deaths in the past four months alone. 37 00:01:26,066 --> 00:01:30,535 Although I am rolling out some new and improved menu items! 38 00:01:30,537 --> 00:01:31,703 Come on, I'm Italian. 39 00:01:31,705 --> 00:01:34,439 You can try my new Cucumber Deluxe, 40 00:01:34,441 --> 00:01:38,610 the Super Green Bowl, and my personal favorite, 41 00:01:38,612 --> 00:01:40,445 Salty's Sourdough Bread Busts. 42 00:01:40,447 --> 00:01:41,946 So come to Salty's 43 00:01:41,948 --> 00:01:44,849 and get your new and improved menu items todayyyy! 44 00:01:44,851 --> 00:01:46,484 Ugh, I hate when fast food restaurants 45 00:01:46,486 --> 00:01:47,886 do this healthy food shit. 46 00:01:47,888 --> 00:01:49,921 First, they took off a century egg, and now this. 47 00:01:49,923 --> 00:01:51,823 Awesome. What's a century egg? 48 00:01:51,825 --> 00:01:53,191 Oh, it's like a Chinese egg 49 00:01:53,193 --> 00:01:55,026 that you bury the dirt and you dig it up 50 00:01:55,028 --> 00:01:56,828 and you eat it after like, 100 days. 51 00:01:56,830 --> 00:01:58,530 Um, I actually thought it was pretty good. 52 00:01:58,532 --> 00:01:59,998 I liked it. I happen to like it. 53 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,366 I actually think the Cucumber Deluxe 54 00:02:01,368 --> 00:02:03,068 looks scrumptious. No, no, no, no, Pim. 55 00:02:03,070 --> 00:02:05,503 You have to get the Salty Delight burger. 56 00:02:05,572 --> 00:02:07,572 [ Ding! ] 57 00:02:08,408 --> 00:02:10,975 [ Ding! Ding! Ding! ] 58 00:02:10,977 --> 00:02:13,478 I'm sorry, I didn't realize we had customers. 59 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,046 What can I get you? 60 00:02:15,048 --> 00:02:17,682 Yeah, I'll just get two Salty Delight Burgers, thanks. 61 00:02:17,684 --> 00:02:19,818 Ah, sorry, unfortunately, as of today, 62 00:02:19,820 --> 00:02:21,953 we don't sell the Salty Delight anymore. 63 00:02:21,955 --> 00:02:24,322 I can get you a Salty Sourdough Bread Bust, though. 64 00:02:24,324 --> 00:02:25,724 What? 65 00:02:25,726 --> 00:02:26,991 Come on, you can't get rid of Salty Delight. 66 00:02:26,993 --> 00:02:28,860 Let me talk to Salty. 67 00:02:28,862 --> 00:02:32,030 Oh, Salty is actually taking his iconic 7:00 P.M. nap. 68 00:02:32,032 --> 00:02:34,099 No, I think I'm going to speak to him. 69 00:02:35,569 --> 00:02:37,502 Oh, my God! Holy shit! 70 00:02:37,504 --> 00:02:42,974 S-Salty's been m-m-murdered! 71 00:02:42,976 --> 00:02:44,909 Operator: 9-1-1, what's your emergency? 72 00:02:44,911 --> 00:02:47,278 Yeah, I'm at Salty's Restaurant on Meat Boulevard. 73 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,614 Simon S. Salty has been murdered! 74 00:02:49,616 --> 00:02:52,050 Uh, yeah, after some recent budget cuts, 75 00:02:52,052 --> 00:02:54,486 we're no longer in charge of murder mysteries. 76 00:02:54,488 --> 00:02:57,589 Another team handles that now. They'll be on their way shortly. 77 00:02:57,591 --> 00:02:59,657 Oh, okay. Thank you. 78 00:02:59,659 --> 00:03:01,326 [ Cellphone buzzes ] Hello? 79 00:03:01,328 --> 00:03:03,862 Hey, Charlie, the owner of the famous Salty's restaurant 80 00:03:03,864 --> 00:03:05,263 was just brutally murdered, 81 00:03:05,265 --> 00:03:07,165 and I need you and Pim to figure out who did it. 82 00:03:07,167 --> 00:03:09,267 Thank you. Bye. 83 00:03:09,269 --> 00:03:10,568 Uhh. Uh. 84 00:03:10,570 --> 00:03:12,704 It looks like we're technically in charge of solving this. 85 00:03:12,706 --> 00:03:16,107 I guess that means we're detectives now, Charlie. 86 00:03:16,109 --> 00:03:18,076 Did you really bring that with you into the movie theater? 87 00:03:18,078 --> 00:03:19,711 Hmm, first things first, 88 00:03:19,713 --> 00:03:21,646 how many exits does this place have, Ketchup? 89 00:03:21,648 --> 00:03:23,314 Just the front entrance. 90 00:03:23,316 --> 00:03:25,583 Then that means the killer is still here in the restaurant. 91 00:03:25,585 --> 00:03:28,486 Ketchup, who else was in the restaurant when we came in? 92 00:03:28,488 --> 00:03:31,790 Just me, you guys, and all the other mascots. 93 00:03:31,792 --> 00:03:33,691 What other mascots? 94 00:03:33,693 --> 00:03:35,393 [ Thunder rolls ] 95 00:03:35,395 --> 00:03:38,430 Alright, so we have Mustard, Salt, Pepper, Crazy Cup, 96 00:03:38,432 --> 00:03:41,466 the Fun Twins, and me, Ketchup, hee-hee. 97 00:03:41,468 --> 00:03:42,700 I think that's everyone. 98 00:03:42,702 --> 00:03:45,537 And don't forget about me, Grease. 99 00:03:45,539 --> 00:03:46,771 I could have done it. 100 00:03:46,773 --> 00:03:49,074 Um...alright, well, did you do it? 101 00:03:49,076 --> 00:03:51,710 I mean, no, but I totally could have. 102 00:03:51,712 --> 00:03:53,011 Cool, anyways. 103 00:03:53,013 --> 00:03:55,080 As much as I love all you epic mascots, 104 00:03:55,082 --> 00:03:58,450 somebody here definitely murdered Simon S. Salty. 105 00:03:58,452 --> 00:04:00,952 We should go around, get everyone's side of the story, 106 00:04:00,954 --> 00:04:03,521 then just see what sticks out. 107 00:04:03,523 --> 00:04:06,191 And none of your are leaving until we solve this! 108 00:04:06,193 --> 00:04:08,326 [ Thunder claps ] 109 00:04:08,328 --> 00:04:10,562 You didn't need to raise your voice, man. 110 00:04:10,564 --> 00:04:11,930 Alright, Ketchup. 111 00:04:11,932 --> 00:04:14,032 What was your relationship like with Salty? 112 00:04:14,034 --> 00:04:16,668 Well, lately we have been having arguments 113 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:18,236 about the new healthy menu. 114 00:04:18,238 --> 00:04:20,038 I just knew it was going to cause problems 115 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,140 for the restaurant. Hmm. 116 00:04:22,142 --> 00:04:24,542 Sounds like you were quite angry at Salty, then. 117 00:04:24,544 --> 00:04:27,912 Yes, but I would never stab my friend in the back. 118 00:04:27,914 --> 00:04:29,214 [ Crying ] 119 00:04:29,216 --> 00:04:32,717 He was my damn godfather to my children. 120 00:04:35,989 --> 00:04:37,322 Oh, don't cry, Mr. Ketchup. 121 00:04:37,324 --> 00:04:39,858 We'll solve this mystery soon. 122 00:04:39,860 --> 00:04:41,793 Thank you, Pim. 123 00:04:41,795 --> 00:04:43,161 Alright, I'm not screwing around here. 124 00:04:43,163 --> 00:04:45,563 You two kill Salty, or what? Oh, no, never. 125 00:04:45,565 --> 00:04:47,999 We were spending all day draining the rotten soda 126 00:04:48,001 --> 00:04:50,001 from the machine with our soda-draining device 127 00:04:50,003 --> 00:04:51,936 and refilling it with fresh, soapy soda. 128 00:04:51,938 --> 00:04:54,139 Yes, it's true. Oh, yes, yes, yes. 129 00:04:54,141 --> 00:04:56,608 You guys spent all day doing that? 130 00:04:56,610 --> 00:04:57,909 Well, not all day. 131 00:04:57,911 --> 00:04:59,177 We did have a little break 132 00:04:59,179 --> 00:05:01,813 to have a little kiss in the closet. 133 00:05:01,815 --> 00:05:03,248 [ Giggling ] 134 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:04,649 [ Kissing ] 135 00:05:04,651 --> 00:05:06,117 Alright. Noted. 136 00:05:06,119 --> 00:05:07,986 That's just straight-up beautiful, by the way. 137 00:05:07,988 --> 00:05:09,387 Look, I couldn't have killed salty. 138 00:05:09,389 --> 00:05:11,856 I spent all day cleaning a stain off my costume. 139 00:05:11,858 --> 00:05:14,125 Pim: Hmm. A stain of what? 140 00:05:14,127 --> 00:05:15,894 My own doo-doo feces, okay? 141 00:05:15,896 --> 00:05:18,663 For your information, I happen to have a serious drug problem 142 00:05:18,665 --> 00:05:21,232 which causes me to squirt out my ass into my costume. 143 00:05:21,234 --> 00:05:22,967 And the worst part of all is this thing 144 00:05:22,969 --> 00:05:24,936 takes 20 minutes to take off. 145 00:05:24,938 --> 00:05:27,205 Oh, fair enough. I'm genuinely sorry. 146 00:05:27,207 --> 00:05:30,341 That sounds terrible. Yeah. No dip. 147 00:05:30,343 --> 00:05:33,211 Oh, I wish I could help, but I was in here all day, 148 00:05:33,213 --> 00:05:35,113 just doing my routine stock check. 149 00:05:35,115 --> 00:05:36,881 Okay, yeah, that actually checks out. 150 00:05:36,883 --> 00:05:38,383 Oh, alright, fine! 151 00:05:38,385 --> 00:05:40,218 You pushed me hard enough, and now I'm forced to admit it! 152 00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:42,987 Yes, Salty and I were having a steamy affair. 153 00:05:42,989 --> 00:05:44,122 What of it? 154 00:05:44,124 --> 00:05:45,757 The last time I saw him, 155 00:05:45,759 --> 00:05:47,225 I was breaking up with him in his office 156 00:05:47,227 --> 00:05:50,428 as he was laying down to take his iconic 7:00 P.M. nap. 157 00:05:50,430 --> 00:05:53,064 I just couldn't keep it going on any longer. 158 00:05:53,066 --> 00:05:55,266 He was smothering me too much. 159 00:05:55,268 --> 00:05:56,668 Alright, that's a bombshell. 160 00:05:56,670 --> 00:05:58,269 Could you expand on that a little bit more? 161 00:05:58,271 --> 00:06:00,105 I'd never do anything to hurt him, 162 00:06:00,107 --> 00:06:01,373 if that's what you're getting at. 163 00:06:01,375 --> 00:06:03,141 Oh, murder is a terrible thing. 164 00:06:03,143 --> 00:06:06,111 Just the thought of it makes me ever so like light-headed! 165 00:06:06,113 --> 00:06:08,113 Ohh! 166 00:06:08,115 --> 00:06:11,249 Can't a poor mustard like me ever have a little fun? 167 00:06:11,251 --> 00:06:12,650 Yeah, everyone likes fun. 168 00:06:12,652 --> 00:06:14,252 You like to have fun, too? 169 00:06:14,254 --> 00:06:15,987 I mean, you know, you're asking about me? 170 00:06:15,989 --> 00:06:18,056 I mean, yeah, I like fun. Yeah. 171 00:06:18,058 --> 00:06:19,858 Oh, yeah? [ Laughs ] 172 00:06:19,860 --> 00:06:21,126 I already said yes. 173 00:06:21,128 --> 00:06:22,894 Alright, Charlie, you all done here? 174 00:06:22,896 --> 00:06:24,829 I think we just have one last interview left. 175 00:06:24,831 --> 00:06:27,866 Yeah, yeah. We're all done here. 176 00:06:27,968 --> 00:06:29,467 [ Chittering ] 177 00:06:29,469 --> 00:06:31,236 Uh, we can have fun on the jungle gym 178 00:06:31,238 --> 00:06:33,037 after you tell me what you two were doing 179 00:06:33,039 --> 00:06:34,939 at the time of the murder. [ Crash! ] 180 00:06:34,941 --> 00:06:37,275 [ Chittering ] 181 00:06:39,980 --> 00:06:41,312 Well, that's a nice story and all, 182 00:06:41,314 --> 00:06:43,448 but it doesn't really answer my question. 183 00:06:43,450 --> 00:06:45,717 Pim, how did you understand any of that? 184 00:06:45,719 --> 00:06:47,752 What? Ow! 185 00:06:47,754 --> 00:06:49,020 [ Chittering ] 186 00:06:49,022 --> 00:06:50,688 This is tough. 187 00:06:50,690 --> 00:06:52,223 I really feel like any of these rotten mascots 188 00:06:52,225 --> 00:06:53,625 could have done it. 189 00:06:53,627 --> 00:06:54,993 What do you think, Pim? 190 00:06:54,995 --> 00:06:56,194 I--I don't know. Sorry. 191 00:06:56,196 --> 00:06:57,862 I can't even think properly right now. 192 00:06:57,864 --> 00:06:59,164 My arm is stinging so bad 193 00:06:59,166 --> 00:07:01,166 from whatever those Fun Twins spat on me. 194 00:07:01,168 --> 00:07:02,767 Oh, it's just a little bit of playful spit, Pim. 195 00:07:02,769 --> 00:07:04,169 Just having fun. 196 00:07:04,171 --> 00:07:05,837 Ahh, Salty must have some kind of cream or ointment 197 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:07,372 around here. 198 00:07:07,374 --> 00:07:10,208 It did seem odd that Mustard was having an affair with Salty, 199 00:07:10,210 --> 00:07:13,078 but also that cup thing has got a bad energy about him, man. 200 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,946 Just a bad vibe. 201 00:07:14,948 --> 00:07:18,817 Wait a second. What room is this? 202 00:07:18,819 --> 00:07:21,653 S-S-Secret room! 203 00:07:24,925 --> 00:07:26,324 Ohh! Ohh! 204 00:07:26,326 --> 00:07:27,258 Greetings. 205 00:07:27,260 --> 00:07:28,493 Wait, you're the century egg. 206 00:07:28,495 --> 00:07:29,994 They took you off the menu, right? 207 00:07:29,996 --> 00:07:31,830 Yes, I was delicious, 208 00:07:31,832 --> 00:07:34,899 but the public wasn't ready for it, so I sold terribly, 209 00:07:34,901 --> 00:07:36,968 and Salty took me off his damn menu 210 00:07:36,970 --> 00:07:38,369 and locked me away down here. 211 00:07:38,371 --> 00:07:41,206 And now you know my cool [bleep] back story. 212 00:07:41,208 --> 00:07:42,941 That is pretty cool. Thank you. 213 00:07:42,943 --> 00:07:44,376 Well, look, Salty was murdered, 214 00:07:44,378 --> 00:07:46,144 and we're trying to figure out who did it. 215 00:07:46,146 --> 00:07:48,113 I knew this day would come. 216 00:07:48,115 --> 00:07:51,816 He's made a lot of mascot enemies over the years. 217 00:07:51,818 --> 00:07:53,351 Terrible shame. 218 00:07:53,353 --> 00:07:55,920 Do you have any information that might help us out, Mr. Egg? 219 00:07:55,922 --> 00:07:58,356 Ah, yes, well, funny you say. 220 00:07:58,358 --> 00:08:02,160 I do happen to film everything that happens in Salty's office 221 00:08:02,162 --> 00:08:03,695 on my secret security camera. 222 00:08:03,697 --> 00:08:06,231 But you wouldn't be interested in anything like that. 223 00:08:06,233 --> 00:08:07,932 No, no, no, we definitely are. Are you serious? 224 00:08:07,934 --> 00:08:09,267 Bleh. 225 00:08:09,269 --> 00:08:12,270 I can feel the cold hand of death taking me away. 226 00:08:12,272 --> 00:08:15,173 You may have my tape on the condition 227 00:08:15,175 --> 00:08:19,911 you bury me in the beautiful Chinese Xiang Pine Forest, 228 00:08:19,913 --> 00:08:21,413 my hometown. 229 00:08:21,415 --> 00:08:24,916 Oh, yeah, we will definitely go to China to bury you, man. 230 00:08:24,918 --> 00:08:26,284 Very well. 231 00:08:26,286 --> 00:08:28,953 It's over there, in that drawer. 232 00:08:28,955 --> 00:08:31,790 [ Coughs, groans ] 233 00:08:31,792 --> 00:08:33,525 Thank you, Egg. 234 00:08:35,562 --> 00:08:37,195 Oh, no, no, no. Not that one. Other drawer. 235 00:08:37,197 --> 00:08:38,797 Oh. I'm sorry. 236 00:08:38,799 --> 00:08:42,167 Listen up, everyone. We have it all right here on tape. 237 00:08:42,169 --> 00:08:47,072 Now we can see for ourselves what actually happened. 238 00:08:47,074 --> 00:08:49,541 Alright. Rewind it. 239 00:08:52,345 --> 00:08:55,080 I knew it! It was Ketchup the entire time. 240 00:08:55,082 --> 00:08:56,915 Oh, fine, it was me. 241 00:08:56,917 --> 00:08:58,683 Charlie, you like our menu, right? 242 00:08:58,685 --> 00:08:59,751 Aren't you sick of seeing 243 00:08:59,753 --> 00:09:01,319 all your favorite fast food restaurants 244 00:09:01,321 --> 00:09:03,588 becoming healthy and cleaning up their image? 245 00:09:03,590 --> 00:09:06,658 Fast food should be greasy and make your heart palpitate! 246 00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:09,294 Yeah, but I never break the sixth commandment, dude. 247 00:09:09,296 --> 00:09:11,429 Wait a second. I think there's more. 248 00:09:13,533 --> 00:09:15,200 What? So Salt and Pepper did it? 249 00:09:15,202 --> 00:09:16,534 Fine. Fine! We did it! 250 00:09:16,536 --> 00:09:18,203 We drained all of his blood 251 00:09:18,205 --> 00:09:21,506 because he didn't approve of us kissing on the job. 252 00:09:21,508 --> 00:09:23,108 Alright, I guess that settles it. 253 00:09:23,110 --> 00:09:26,010 Wait a second. I think -- it's still going. 254 00:09:28,915 --> 00:09:30,715 Alright. You got me. 255 00:09:34,121 --> 00:09:36,221 How many [bleep] people killed this guy? 256 00:09:36,223 --> 00:09:38,757 We just need to see who killed him first. 257 00:09:41,328 --> 00:09:44,429 It seemed easier to kill him than to break his heart. 258 00:09:44,431 --> 00:09:46,364 Alright, I don't think we're gonna get any more surprises, 259 00:09:46,366 --> 00:09:48,833 so I guess you really did do it. 260 00:09:48,835 --> 00:09:52,537 Wait a second, there's a bit more footage left! 261 00:09:52,873 --> 00:09:55,540 Wait, wait, wait! Play it from there. 262 00:09:56,309 --> 00:09:57,909 My final burger! 263 00:09:57,911 --> 00:10:02,747 After today, I'm going to start eating healthy. 264 00:10:02,749 --> 00:10:05,250 Oh, my heart! Ohh! 265 00:10:05,252 --> 00:10:07,152 So I guess that means they're all innocent. 266 00:10:07,154 --> 00:10:09,087 Salty technically died from a heart attack. 267 00:10:09,089 --> 00:10:11,523 I mean, all of these characters are definitely psychopaths, 268 00:10:11,525 --> 00:10:13,091 but I guess none of them killed them. 269 00:10:13,093 --> 00:10:15,493 That means we legally can all go free. 270 00:10:15,495 --> 00:10:16,594 Yay! 271 00:10:16,596 --> 00:10:17,896 I don't think it means that, I'm just -- 272 00:10:17,898 --> 00:10:20,765 [ Cheering ] 273 00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:22,801 [ Laughing, screaming ] 274 00:10:22,803 --> 00:10:27,172 Alright, next time I'm picking the food. 275 00:10:27,174 --> 00:10:32,143 [ Both laugh ] 276 00:10:32,145 --> 00:10:34,546 [ Sirens wail ] 277 00:10:34,548 --> 00:10:40,018 ♪♪ 278 00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:45,757 ♪♪ 279 00:10:48,662 --> 00:10:51,529 Did we have to come all the way to China to do this? 280 00:10:51,531 --> 00:10:54,466 It's what the egg wanted, Alan. 281 00:10:54,468 --> 00:10:56,000 You know what's messed up? 282 00:10:56,002 --> 00:10:58,603 He probably tastes even better right now that he did before. 283 00:10:58,605 --> 00:11:00,271 Yeah, what do they taste like? 284 00:11:00,273 --> 00:11:01,840 I've never tried a century egg before. 285 00:11:01,842 --> 00:11:03,408 Really? 286 00:11:05,412 --> 00:11:07,812 Okay, you have to try it at least once.