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♪♪
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Oh,
that movie was epic!
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What did you think,
charlie?
I don't know, man.
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I didn't really enjoy it
that much, to be honest.
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What, really?
Yeah.
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Okay, okay, look,
to be completely fair,
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I did really enjoy the scene
when biblo went rogue
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And he beat that woman
in the head with the hammer.
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I thought it was artistically
and like, tastefully done.
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I thought it was
a well-done sequence.
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That's funny. That was the part
I really didn't like.
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It was just
too violent.
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I think it's just because
he was a leech.
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Hey, by the way,
you want to get some food?
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Yeah, I could eat.
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[ smacks lips ]
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Oh, man, I could really go
for some salty's right now.
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Isn't that like,
cheap fast food or something?
What?
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Have you really never
been to salty's?
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Dude, you're gonna
love this place.
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I've been coming here
since I was a homunculus.
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[ mouse squeaks ]
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Charlie, this place
doesn't seem very clean,
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There's grease
all over the floor.
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Ah, it's just
part of the charm, man.
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Welcome to salty's!
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I'm simon s. Salty and I
built this very restaurant
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With my own two hands!
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And together with
my funny mascot friends,
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We work hard make -- to give you
the most quality -- supreme --
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To give you that quality
salty's experience.
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Unfortunately,
the united states fda --
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[ mocking] the fda --
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Has deemed my food a "hazard" --
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Oh, my food --
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Linked to 15 deaths in
the past four months alone.
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Although I am rolling out some
new and improved menu items!
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Come on, I'm italian.
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You can try my new
cucumber deluxe,
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The super green bowl,
and my personal favorite,
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Salty's sourdough bread busts.
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So come to salty's
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And get your new and improved
menu items todayyyy!
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Ugh, I hate when
fast food restaurants
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Do this
healthy food shit.
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First, they took off
a century egg, and now this.
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Awesome.
What's a century egg?
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Oh, it's like
a chinese egg
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That you bury the dirt
and you dig it up
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And you eat it after
like, 100 days.
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Um, I actually thought
it was pretty good.
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I liked it.
I happen to like it.
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I actually think
the cucumber deluxe
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Looks scrumptious.
No, no, no, no,
pim.
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You have to get
the salty delight burger.
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[ ding! ]
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[ ding! Ding! Ding! ]
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I'm sorry, I didn't realize
we had customers.
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What can I get you?
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Yeah, I'll just get two
salty delight burgers, thanks.
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Ah, sorry,
unfortunately, as of today,
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We don't sell
the salty delight anymore.
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I can get you a salty
sourdough bread bust, though.
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What?
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Come on, you can't get rid
of salty delight.
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Let me talk to
salty.
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Oh, salty is actually taking
his iconic 7:00 p.M. Nap.
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No, I think I'm going to
speak to him.
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Oh, my god!
Holy shit!
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S-salty's been m-m-murdered!
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Operator: 9-1-1,
what's your emergency?
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Yeah, I'm at salty's restaurant
on meat boulevard.
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Simon s. Salty
has been murdered!
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Uh, yeah, after
some recent budget cuts,
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We're no longer in charge
of murder mysteries.
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Another team handles that now.
They'll be on their way shortly.
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Oh, okay. Thank you.
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[ cellphone buzzes ]
hello?
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Hey, charlie, the owner of
the famous salty's restaurant
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Was just brutally murdered,
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And I need you and pim
to figure out who did it.
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Thank you. Bye.
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Uhh. Uh.
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It looks like we're technically
in charge of solving this.
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I guess that means we're
detectives now, charlie.
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Did you really bring that
with you into the movie theater?
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Hmm,
first things first,
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How many exits
does this place have, ketchup?
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Just the front entrance.
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Then that means the killer is
still here in the restaurant.
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Ketchup, who else was in
the restaurant when we came in?
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Just me, you guys,
and all the other mascots.
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What other mascots?
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[ thunder rolls ]
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Alright, so we have mustard,
salt, pepper, crazy cup,
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The fun twins,
and me, ketchup, hee-hee.
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I think
that's everyone.
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And don't forget
about me, grease.
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I could have done it.
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Um...Alright,
well, did you do it?
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I mean, no,
but I totally could have.
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Cool, anyways.
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As much as I love
all you epic mascots,
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Somebody here definitely
murdered simon s. Salty.
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We should go around, get
everyone's side of the story,
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Then just see
what sticks out.
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And none of your are leaving
until we solve this!
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[ thunder claps ]
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You didn't need to
raise your voice, man.
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Alright, ketchup.
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What was your relationship
like with salty?
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Well, lately we have been
having arguments
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About the new
healthy menu.
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I just knew it was going
to cause problems
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For the restaurant.
Hmm.
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Sounds like you were
quite angry at salty, then.
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Yes, but I would never stab
my friend in the back.
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[ crying ]
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He was my damn godfather
to my children.
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Oh, don't cry,
mr. Ketchup.
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We'll solve
this mystery soon.
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Thank you, pim.
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Alright, I'm not
screwing around here.
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You two kill salty,
or what?
Oh, no, never.
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We were spending all day
draining the rotten soda
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From the machine with
our soda-draining device
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And refilling it with
fresh, soapy soda.
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Yes, it's true.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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You guys spent all day
doing that?
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Well, not all day.
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We did have
a little break
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To have a little kiss
in the closet.
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[ giggling ]
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[ kissing ]
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Alright. Noted.
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That's just straight-up
beautiful, by the way.
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Look, I couldn't have
killed salty.
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I spent all day cleaning
a stain off my costume.
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Pim: Hmm.
A stain of what?
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My own doo-doo feces,
okay?
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For your information, I happen
to have a serious drug problem
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Which causes me to squirt
out my ass into my costume.
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And the worst part of all
is this thing
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Takes 20 minutes
to take off.
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Oh, fair enough.
I'm genuinely sorry.
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That sounds terrible.
Yeah. No dip.
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Oh, I wish I could help,
but I was in here all day,
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Just doing
my routine stock check.
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Okay, yeah,
that actually checks out.
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Oh, alright,
fine!
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You pushed me hard enough,
and now I'm forced to admit it!
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Yes, salty and I were
having a steamy affair.
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What of it?
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The last time
I saw him,
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I was breaking up with him
in his office
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As he was laying down to take
his iconic 7:00 p.M. Nap.
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I just couldn't keep it
going on any longer.
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He was smothering
me too much.
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Alright,
that's a bombshell.
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Could you expand
on that a little bit more?
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I'd never do anything
to hurt him,
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If that's what
you're getting at.
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Oh, murder is
a terrible thing.
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Just the thought of it makes me
ever so like light-headed!
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Ohh!
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Can't a poor mustard like me
ever have a little fun?
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Yeah,
everyone likes fun.
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You like to
have fun, too?
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I mean, you know,
you're asking about me?
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I mean, yeah,
I like fun. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah?
[ laughs ]
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I already said yes.
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Alright, charlie,
you all done here?
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I think we just have one
last interview left.
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Yeah, yeah.
We're all done here.
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[ chittering ]
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Uh, we can have fun
on the jungle gym
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After you tell me what
you two were doing
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At the time
of the murder.
[ crash! ]
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[ chittering ]
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Well, that's
a nice story and all,
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But it doesn't really
answer my question.
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Pim, how did you
understand any of that?
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What? Ow!
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[ chittering ]
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This is tough.
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I really feel like any of
these rotten mascots
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Could have done it.
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What do you think,
pim?
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I--I don't know.
Sorry.
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I can't even
think properly right now.
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My arm is stinging
so bad
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From whatever those
fun twins spat on me.
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Oh, it's just a little
bit of playful spit, pim.
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Just having fun.
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Ahh, salty must have some
kind of cream or ointment
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Around here.
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It did seem odd that mustard
was having an affair with salty,
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But also that cup thing has got
a bad energy about him, man.
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Just a bad vibe.
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Wait a second.
What room is this?
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S-s-secret room!
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Ohh!
Ohh!
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Greetings.
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Wait, you're
the century egg.
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They took you off
the menu, right?
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Yes, I was delicious,
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But the public wasn't ready
for it, so I sold terribly,
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And salty took me off
his damn menu
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And locked me away down here.
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And now you know
my cool [bleep] back story.
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That is pretty cool.
Thank you.
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Well, look,
salty was murdered,
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And we're trying to
figure out who did it.
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I knew this day would come.
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He's made a lot of
mascot enemies over the years.
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Terrible shame.
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Do you have any information
that might help us out, mr. Egg?
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Ah, yes, well,
funny you say.
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I do happen to film everything
that happens in salty's office
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On my secret
security camera.
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But you wouldn't be interested
in anything like that.
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No, no, no,
we definitely are.
Are you serious?
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Bleh.
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I can feel the cold hand
of death taking me away.
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You may have my tape
on the condition
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You bury me in the beautiful
chinese xiang pine forest,
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My hometown.
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Oh, yeah, we will definitely go
to china to bury you, man.
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Very well.
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It's over there,
in that drawer.
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[ coughs, groans ]
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Thank you, egg.
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Oh, no, no, no.
Not that one. Other drawer.
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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Listen up, everyone. We have it
all right here on tape.
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Now we can see for ourselves
what actually happened.
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Alright. Rewind it.
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I knew it! It was ketchup
the entire time.
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Oh, fine, it was me.
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Charlie, you like
our menu, right?
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Aren't you sick of seeing
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All your favorite
fast food restaurants
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Becoming healthy
and cleaning up their image?
245
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Fast food should be greasy
and make your heart palpitate!
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00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:09,414
Yeah, but I never break
the sixth commandment, dude.
247
00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:11,383
Wait a second.
I think there's more.
248
00:09:13,487 --> 00:09:15,220
What? So salt and pepper
did it?
249
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,488
Fine. Fine!
We did it!
250
00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:18,223
We drained
all of his blood
251
00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:21,626
Because he didn't approve of us
kissing on the job.
252
00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:23,228
Alright,
I guess that settles it.
253
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,964
Wait a second.
I think -- it's still going.
254
00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,669
Alright. You got me.
255
00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,241
How many [bleep] people
killed this guy?
256
00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,711
We just need to see
who killed him first.
257
00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:44,449
It seemed easier to kill him
than to break his heart.
258
00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:46,318
Alright, I don't think we're
gonna get any more surprises,
259
00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,853
So I guess you
really did do it.
260
00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:52,657
Wait a second,
there's a bit more footage left!
261
00:09:52,927 --> 00:09:55,494
Wait, wait, wait!
Play it from there.
262
00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,996
My final burger!
263
00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:02,867
After today, I'm going to
start eating healthy.
264
00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:05,270
Oh, my heart! Ohh!
265
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,272
So I guess that means
they're all innocent.
266
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,141
Salty technically died
from a heart attack.
267
00:10:09,143 --> 00:10:11,610
I mean, all of these characters
are definitely psychopaths,
268
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,145
But I guess
none of them killed them.
269
00:10:13,147 --> 00:10:15,547
That means we legally
can all go free.
270
00:10:15,549 --> 00:10:16,548
Yay!
271
00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:17,950
I don't think
it means that, I'm just --
272
00:10:17,952 --> 00:10:20,885
[ cheering ]
273
00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,755
[ laughing, screaming ]
274
00:10:22,757 --> 00:10:27,292
Alright, next time
I'm picking the food.
275
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:32,230
[ both laugh ]
276
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,633
[ sirens wail ]
277
00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:39,972
♪♪
278
00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:45,711
♪♪
279
00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:51,583
Did we have to come all the way
to china to do this?
280
00:10:51,585 --> 00:10:54,453
It's what the egg wanted,
alan.
281
00:10:54,455 --> 00:10:56,120
You know what's
messed up?
282
00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:58,723
He probably tastes even better
right now that he did before.
283
00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:00,258
Yeah,
what do they taste like?
284
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,794
I've never tried
a century egg before.
285
00:11:01,796 --> 00:11:03,362
Really?
286
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,766
Okay, you have to try it
at least once.