1 00:00:02,737 --> 00:00:04,737 [ birds chirping ] 2 00:00:04,739 --> 00:00:06,138 [ frogs croaking ] 3 00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:08,741 I'm mr. Frog. This is my show. I ate the bug. 4 00:00:08,743 --> 00:00:10,208 [ bug screams ] 5 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:12,144 I ate the bug. This is the end. I love you. 6 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:13,545 ♪♪ 7 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,747 That, of course, was the iconic and long-running 8 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:18,817 "mr. Frog show", which ran for 47 seasons 9 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:21,686 And broke every record in television history, 10 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:24,757 Ultimately culminating in a national phenomenon 11 00:00:24,759 --> 00:00:27,225 Now known as frog mania. 12 00:00:27,227 --> 00:00:28,827 But all of that changed last Friday, 13 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:30,895 When the beloved american icon 14 00:00:30,897 --> 00:00:33,365 Put a tmz reporter in his mouth. 15 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,634 Though the reporter who was in mr. Frog's mouth 16 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:38,503 For seven agonizing minutes was unharmed, 17 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:40,639 The outburst resulted in mr. Frog 18 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:43,375 Being terminated from his own show. 19 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,843 While nothing is official yet, 20 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:47,379 Rumors suggest the studio is looking to keep 21 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:50,448 The show going without mr. Frog's involvement 22 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:52,584 And are even considering auditions 23 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:53,852 To replace his character. 24 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:56,120 Man, they can't just replace mr. Frog like that. 25 00:00:56,122 --> 00:00:57,455 It's his show. 26 00:00:57,457 --> 00:00:59,123 You know, I've never seen "the mr. Frog show". 27 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:00,459 Is it any good? I -- I mean, 28 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:03,728 You really only have to watch, like, season 4 through 17, 29 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,730 Pretty much. The rest you can just skip. 30 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:08,133 Well, if you boys are so interested, 31 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:09,868 Why don't you go help him out? [ laughs ] 32 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:11,870 [ slurps ] 33 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:12,937 You know what, mr. Boss? 34 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:14,206 You sound kind of crazy sometimes, 35 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:16,475 But, uh, I think I like that idea. 36 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:19,211 Hmm, I don't know. He seems pretty controversial. 37 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:21,480 Yeah, unfairly. He needs our help 38 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:22,481 Now more than ever. 39 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,149 Has anyone seen glep? 40 00:01:24,151 --> 00:01:25,884 I don't think he came into work today. 41 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:28,152 Uh, no, I don't think so. Uh, no. Sorry, man. 42 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:29,021 No. 43 00:01:29,023 --> 00:01:31,155 [ crowd shouting ] 44 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:32,424 Alright, rex. Next up, 45 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:36,294 We have jacob the goblin from the enchanted forest. 46 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:39,764 Hello, I'm mr. Frog. Hey. 47 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:40,833 Yes? 48 00:01:40,835 --> 00:01:42,735 Get out. Now. 49 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:47,572 Next, we have glep. 50 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:50,308 This is the stupidest one so far. 51 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:51,510 Is this some kind of joke? 52 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:54,112 I don't even want to see you perform. 53 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,481 [ spits ] 54 00:01:58,052 --> 00:02:00,719 Do that again. 55 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:01,920 [ spits ] 56 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:03,522 [ dramatic music plays ] 57 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:06,324 Alright. I had to be sure. That seals the deal. 58 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:08,793 Congratulations, you're the new mr. Frog. 59 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,463 The rest of you degenerates can go home. 60 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,597 All: Aww. 61 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:13,732 I missed my daughter's wedding for this. 62 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,734 What this guy? Are you sure? 63 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:18,470 Yup. He's got that raw, bad boy edge 64 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,338 The real mr. Frog had. 65 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,940 We just have to tame it. 66 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,008 Welcome aboard, glep. 67 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:25,878 [ vocalizes ] 68 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:29,347 You and I are gonna make a lot of money together. 69 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:30,549 [ spits ] oh! 70 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:31,684 [ birds chirping ] 71 00:02:31,686 --> 00:02:33,552 [ knock, knock ] 72 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:34,686 Hey, there, we're the, uh -- 73 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:35,754 [ shouts ] no, no, it's fine. 74 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,155 It's fine. I'm charlie 75 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,623 And this is pim. 76 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:39,892 Uh, we're here to help you get your show back. 77 00:02:39,894 --> 00:02:42,627 Yeah, helping people smile is what we do best. 78 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:44,162 Oh, hello. [ chuckles ] 79 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,497 Come in. Heh. Hello. 80 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,699 [ piano music plays ] 81 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:50,435 Wow. What do you do here all day? 82 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:52,304 Hello, I just watch jimmy fallon clips 83 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:53,505 On youtube all day. 84 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,839 Dude, this house is insane. 85 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,909 There's, like, a thousand rooms in here. 86 00:02:56,911 --> 00:02:59,377 You got a gym, you got a theater, 87 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:02,314 And you even got a beautiful animal sanctuary. 88 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:04,316 Yes, but if I don't get my job back 89 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:08,052 On "the mr. Frog show" I'll lose it all. Hello. 90 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:09,454 Well, first things first. 91 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:10,723 Have you thought about just apologizing 92 00:03:10,725 --> 00:03:12,791 For putting the tmz reporter in your mouth? 93 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,126 That was pretty bad. 94 00:03:14,128 --> 00:03:15,728 Hello, but I'm not sorry. 95 00:03:15,730 --> 00:03:17,796 Hmm. Alright. That definitely 96 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:20,732 Makes it harder. Um, let's see. 97 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:23,068 Um, can I pull your hair? [ chuckles ] 98 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:24,669 Uh, no. No, please don't. 99 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:26,738 No, no, no, no. Screw apologizing. 100 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:29,341 All we have to do is rehabilitate his image. 101 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:30,875 I guess we could try to make the world 102 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,078 See the good side of mr. Frog. 103 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,780 How hard could that be? 104 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,683 [ screams ] 105 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:41,153 Exterior, swamp, day. 106 00:03:41,155 --> 00:03:42,887 Bug is sitting on a rock. 107 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,756 Glep runs up to the bug. 108 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,491 [ laughter ] 109 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:49,328 [ gibbers ] 110 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:55,968 [ spits ] [ laughter ] 111 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:57,369 And end scene. 112 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:59,037 Great job, everyone. 113 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:00,438 [ all sighing ] 114 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:03,241 Glep, hilarious stuff back there, man. 115 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,242 You killed. 116 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,644 [ gibbers ] 117 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:07,579 Uh, by the way, there's something else 118 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,848 I wanted to talk to you about. 119 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:12,584 [ sighs ] glep, it's the spitting. 120 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,586 I know we hired you based on the spitting, 121 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,522 But it's just that it's aggressive and toxic. 122 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:19,457 I hate to say it, but it reminds people 123 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:21,460 A bit too much of mr. Frog. 124 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:24,529 Do you understand? [ gibbers ] 125 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:27,532 This new episode without mr. Frog's involvement 126 00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:31,135 Is projected to get 200 million viewers. 127 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:34,139 That's more viewers than the "mash" finale, glep. 128 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:36,675 You don't want to ruin your career like mr. Frog 129 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:39,344 In front of all those people, do you? 130 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:41,546 [ ominous music plays ] 131 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:44,817 Great. See you tomorrow morning for the big shoot. 132 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:48,553 Interacting with fans is a great way for everyone 133 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:51,089 To see the real mr. Frog is. 134 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:53,425 Well, charlie, he doesn't look too good. 135 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:56,028 Oh, c-could I get a selfie with you, mr. Frog? 136 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:57,830 [ chokes ] hey, no, no, no. Hey, hey. 137 00:04:57,832 --> 00:04:59,031 Hey, stop. Come on. Come on. 138 00:04:59,033 --> 00:05:00,499 Let go of him, mr frog. Let go of him. 139 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:01,433 Bad optics, man. Bad optics. 140 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:02,901 Hello, he was insulting me. 141 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,769 No, no. He wasn't. He really wasn't, mr. Frog. 142 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,905 I think he just wanted a photo, man. 143 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:09,008 [ gasping ] 144 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:12,711 Alright, that didn't go as well as it could have. 145 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:15,647 [ sniffs ] [ automatic gunfire ] 146 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:18,316 What should we do now, charlie? 147 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,185 What's up? Oh, yeah. Uh... 148 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:22,521 You know, I had an uncle who killed an entire family 149 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:24,322 In a gruesome drunk-driving accident, 150 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,591 And he gave away one of those giant check things 151 00:05:26,593 --> 00:05:27,992 And it was totally fine after that. 152 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,661 Well, I'm sorry to hear that, charlie, 153 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,596 Uh, but yeah, maybe that could work. 154 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:32,597 [ mr. Frog sniffing ] 155 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:33,932 [ gun cocks, fires ] 156 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,534 Either way, the first thing we need to do 157 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,302 Is sober him up. 158 00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:41,874 Despite the recent controversy, 159 00:05:41,876 --> 00:05:44,543 We at the meep foundation deeply appreciate 160 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:46,545 Mr. Frog's contribution. 161 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:49,548 [ breathing heavily ] 162 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:50,815 I could just tell you right now, 163 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,217 This one isn't gonna work. 164 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:53,418 [ sighs ] maybe -- maybe going cold turkey 165 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,619 Wasn't the best idea. 166 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:56,821 Uh. Uh, he--hello. 167 00:05:56,823 --> 00:06:03,027 T-t-thank you for g-giving me this opportunity t-to... 168 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,963 [ screams ] 169 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,831 [ all screaming ] 170 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:09,568 Alright, somehow, no drugs was worse than drugs. 171 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,303 Charlie, if we can't get him under control, 172 00:06:11,305 --> 00:06:12,971 I don't think we're gonna be able to help him. 173 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,973 Don't worry, pim, I am way ahead of you. 174 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:17,041 I gave him some of these already. 175 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,643 Charlie, what did you give him? 176 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:20,512 My uncle had some sleeping pills laying around 177 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,647 To help him sleep at night after he rammed his car 178 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:24,116 Into a crowd of people. 179 00:06:24,118 --> 00:06:25,918 Your uncle seems to get into lots of car accidents. 180 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:29,454 Yeah, he loves his cars. He loves his cars. 181 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:31,656 Is it safe for him to be in that pool while he's on that? 182 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:32,991 Yeah, no one's ever done anything crazy 183 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,459 On sleeping pills. All right. 184 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:36,795 Well, that's one problem solved. 185 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:38,663 But I don't even know what platform 186 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:41,533 Would let this guy on. 187 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:44,803 Wait a minute. I think I have an idea. 188 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:47,005 ♪♪ 189 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,274 Mr. Frog, thank you so much for your -- 190 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:50,609 Thank you. Hello. [ chuckles ] 191 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,811 It's good to be here. Hello. 192 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:54,212 So -- so we've been friends for a long time, 193 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:55,814 And -- which is -- which is why it's been 194 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,882 So tough to see you go through all this. 195 00:06:57,884 --> 00:06:59,618 Thank you. It's, uh -- it's been tough 196 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:02,087 With everything that's, um -- 197 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:05,290 Everything that's been going on with my life. Hello. 198 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,025 [ laughs ] 199 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,226 Yeah, well, why don't you -- why don't you -- 200 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:09,694 Why don't you tell me about that a little bit? 201 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:10,963 Like -- like, what was the worst part 202 00:07:10,965 --> 00:07:12,230 About, like, the whole ordeal of, like, 203 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,498 Working on your show. 204 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:16,368 Uh, probably -- probably working with 205 00:07:16,370 --> 00:07:21,173 All those filthy [long bleep]. 206 00:07:24,178 --> 00:07:26,111 Um, that was, uh... 207 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,046 That was really bad. 208 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,982 You know, I knew mr. Frog had problems. 209 00:07:29,984 --> 00:07:31,650 [ slurps ] mmm. 210 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,918 I just never knew they went that deep. 211 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,988 I mean, thankfully, I was the one who carried 212 00:07:35,990 --> 00:07:37,990 The show most of the time, but... 213 00:07:37,992 --> 00:07:41,526 I did what had to be done. So, you know, I can't complain. 214 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:43,728 All right, guys. You ready for rehearsal? 215 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:46,465 Take your places. 216 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:50,134 Let's get started. And action. 217 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:53,338 [ gibbers ] 218 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:54,206 [ spits ] 219 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:55,740 [ weak laughter ] 220 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,676 Glep, what did I tell you? 221 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,077 The audience is gonna hate that. 222 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:02,214 No more spitting. Let's try again. 223 00:08:02,216 --> 00:08:03,215 Go. 224 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:04,749 [ gibbers ] 225 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:05,950 Wait, wait, wait, stop. 226 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:09,021 That is way too aggressive and frog-esque. 227 00:08:09,023 --> 00:08:10,422 [ grunts ] 228 00:08:10,424 --> 00:08:12,591 Again. Go. 229 00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:17,896 [ gibbers ] 230 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:20,365 Great. People are gonna love this. 231 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:24,236 It's like mr. Frog, but without all the toxic crap. 232 00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:26,572 I truly saved the show! 233 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:30,775 [ chuckles ] so, is my career back now? 234 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:33,645 Mr. Frog. After what you said, 235 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:35,247 You are not only blacklisted, 236 00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:37,850 You are -- you are completely deplatformed. 237 00:08:37,852 --> 00:08:39,251 Also, I really hate to be the one 238 00:08:39,253 --> 00:08:41,453 That has to tell you this, but I just read 239 00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:44,122 That the new "mr. Frog show" airs tonight, 240 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,057 And, uh... 241 00:08:45,059 --> 00:08:46,791 They've replaced your character 242 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:49,594 With someone else. Hello. What does that mean? 243 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:50,863 Dude, it's over. 244 00:08:50,865 --> 00:08:53,198 I just -- I just still can't believe he said -- 245 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,666 Whoa! Pim, don't repeat it. 246 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:57,335 Oh. My career is over? 247 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:00,004 [ sad music plays ] 248 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:03,808 Maybe -- maybe I should do what I was supposed to do 249 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:06,010 In the beginning. Hello. 250 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:08,213 ♪♪ 251 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,216 Ladies and gentlemen, get ready 252 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:15,820 For the new and improved "mr. Frog show". 253 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:17,489 [ cheers and applause ] 254 00:09:17,491 --> 00:09:22,360 ♪♪ 255 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:28,300 [ gibbers ] 256 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:33,438 [ audience booing ] 257 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,639 What is this shit? 258 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:37,442 What's going on? Why don't they like it? 259 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:40,712 We spent $250 million on this. 260 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:43,047 [ audience gasps ] 261 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:46,050 Oh, that's where glep was. Cool. 262 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:49,588 Hello. I know the world is very angry at me 263 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,790 Right now for my behavior, 264 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:55,394 But I just wanted to say from the bottom of my heart 265 00:09:55,396 --> 00:09:57,195 That I'm sorry. Frog! 266 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,864 People don't want to hear from you anymore. 267 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:02,134 You've shown how toxic you truly are. 268 00:10:02,136 --> 00:10:04,737 You're done. You've been replaced. 269 00:10:04,739 --> 00:10:07,806 And here's the contract to prove it. 270 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,408 [ panting ] 271 00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:10,943 [ screams ] 272 00:10:12,947 --> 00:10:17,015 [ cheers and applause ] 273 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,951 Um, was that -- was that man dying 274 00:10:18,953 --> 00:10:20,152 Our fault, charlie? I really -- 275 00:10:20,154 --> 00:10:22,287 I don't know, pim. I don't know. 276 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:26,691 ♪♪ 277 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:27,960 That, of course, was the viral clip 278 00:10:27,962 --> 00:10:30,963 That sent mr. Frog back into the stratosphere, 279 00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:34,566 Garnering over two billion views across all platforms 280 00:10:34,568 --> 00:10:35,968 In just one week. 281 00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:38,503 Shortly after air, mr. Frog was reportedly offered 282 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:39,972 Numerous lucrative deals, 283 00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:42,975 But opted instead to make a new show from his home 284 00:10:42,977 --> 00:10:44,843 And own 100% of it, 285 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,112 Arguably making mr. Frog one of the richest 286 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,847 And most powerful men on the planet. 287 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,248 Hello. [ chuckles ] [ screams ] 288 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,451 ♪♪ 289 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,056 ♪♪