[hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- Putting it back in.
♪ ♪
- Boom.
- Like we've known each other for years.
- Yeah, it's like you're my long lost brother.
[both laughing]
[classical music]
- I'm Tony Greenhand, and I'm the number one joint artist
in the world.
I make 100% smokable creations for high-end clients.
- Damn!
- And the only thing more rewarding
than seeing their reactions... - Oh, my God!
- Is smoking it with them.
Let's roll.
[upbeat music]
[doorbell rings]
Welcome to the bong-alow.
- Thank you for having me, Tony.
I appreciate it.
- Like, I've been a fan of yours
for as long as I can remember.
- Well, I'm just happy to be here.
You do amaz--I'm like,
I'm here in front of a true artist.
I mean, you make wonderful, beautiful art
or smokable joint-- [groans]
- Stop it. - Is this couch a joint?
- [laughs]
- I'm not sure if this house is a joint or not.
- Not yet. I'm working on it.
- Okay. - [laughs]
- I would love to smoke your house one day.
[laughs]
♪ ♪
- I wanna do right by you.
I wanna make you a joint that's honestly special.
So let's talk about the things that really make you tick.
- I will tell you about me. - All right.
- Watching wrestling. - Mm-hmm.
- Playing video games. - Okay.
- Smoking weed. - Okay.
- Talking shit.
- Do you ever think about what
your wrestling persona would be?
- If I was a wrestler,
I'd probably go by Ron "The Reckless Negro" Funches
and then I'd have a tag line that'd just be like,
"Hide your weed and white women!
There's a reckless negro coming!"
[laughing]
- Who do you think was the best champion of all time?
- Oh, Mr. 16-time, of course.
Ric Flair. He is the best.
He's styling, profiling.
It's like you take every rapper today.
They're just trying to steal his style.
Be as blinged out as he was.
He was bling before bling was even a word.
- You know who was blinged out before Ric Flair?
- Who? - Old women.
- [laughing]
- They used to have the brooches,
fucking unbelievable hummingbird brooch
just sitting there, emerald eyes.
You're just like,
"Damn, granny knows how to ball."
- It's beautiful. - I gotta tell you, bro.
I'm excited to get rolling.
Cage match, baby. [shouts]
- [laughing]
Oh, so you're insane. - You see it.
You see it. Let's get going.
[quirky music]
Ron had a lot of great ideas,
but we really connected on wrestling.
There's one thing that defines a wrestler.
So I'm gonna build him a championship title belt.
I'm gonna roll several joints,
connecting them on their sides,
making the title belt.
♪ ♪
Right now I'm a joint factory.
I'm gonna start out by making empty cones first.
Then after the layout is set,
I'll fill them with weed
so that they can stop being little tubes
and start being fun joints.
Now that I have these joints,
I'm gonna connect them at the filters
using a piece of paper.
Ron seems like a really colorful guy,
and I wanted the belt to reflect his personality
so I used different colors for the filters of each joint.
I'm gonna do a little joint surgery here.
♪ ♪
I'm gonna get rid of these sausages.
And now it's time to make the wrapper,
which will be made of this.
Homogenized tobacco leaf.
♪ ♪
Everybody knows that a wrestling belt
got some gold bling on it, baby.
And this right here is actually 24-karat gold
leafed onto a very thin hemp paper.
Pro tip: An ember doesn't burn at the temperature
that would cause gold to combust.
Let me show you what happens when you burn gold.
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You see how it's left there?
Even though the paper's burned away beneath it,
the gold stays in place.
Do I think Ron Funches is gonna be man enough
to smoke this whole belt?
Do I think we have enough snacks in my kitchen?
Yes and yes.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
All right, Ron. Are you ready?
- You know I'm ready. I'm sober.
So I want that to stop.
- All right, bud.
The champ is here.
- What?
It is a weed world championship!
- That's exactly what it is. - Oh, my God!
And I'm the champ? - You're the fucking champ.
- [laughs]
Oh, it's got my initials in it? - Mm-hmm.
Ric Flair. Ron Funches.
Really fighting. - There's two champions.
Yes. - All goes together.
- It makes all the utmost sense.
- It's all 100% gold.
There's 72 joints total. - 72?
But what I love about it is, like, it's classy.
This is like a title belt that I would wear
to let people know that I am the weed-smoking champion
of the universe. - Exactly.
[tense music]
- Tony Greenhand thinks he can outsmoke me?
Nuh-uh!
You're going down, Tony Greenhand!
[bell rings]
Oh, that's just a beautiful sound.
- It's relaxing, right?
- There it goes. - That's a good sign.
[hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- I feel like a champ when I hit this.
- Oh, yeah.
- Meet you in the middle?
- We're gonna "Lady and the Tramp" this bitch.
[accordion music playing]
♪ ♪
So, Ron. - Hmm?
- What's your favorite word to say?
- Happiness.
It's got penis right in the name.
- Happy penis. - Happy penis,
which is probably where it came from.
♪ ♪
- If you could smoke with any animal...
- Mm-hmm. - What would it be and why?
- Hmm, a wallaby.
'Cause they're real soft.
They're real, like--just-- so it seems like
if you would smoke with him,
then you could also pet them and then possibly lay on them.
[laughing]
[both laughing]
- Yeah, bro, you're a champion.
Here.
Don't wear it, though, 'cause it's on fire.
[both laughing]
- Weed smoking champion!