1 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:07,837 Putting it back in. 2 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,472 Boom. 3 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,724 Like we've known each other for years. 4 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:17,806 Yeah, it's like you're my long lost brother. 5 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:23,069 I'm Tony Greenhand, and I'm the number one joint artist 6 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:24,606 in the world. 7 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:27,950 I make 100% smokable creations for high-end clients. 8 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,566 Damn! 9 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,073 And the only thing more rewarding... 10 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,124 - Than seeing their reactions... - Oh, my God! 11 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:35,538 Is smoking it with them. 12 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:37,037 Let's roll. 13 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:44,503 Welcome to the bong-alow. 14 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,165 Thank you for having me, Tony. 15 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:47,173 I appreciate it. 16 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:48,304 Like, I've been a fan of yours 17 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:49,550 for as long as I can remember. 18 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:50,841 Well, I'm just happy to be here. 19 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,144 You do amaz--I'm like, 20 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:54,507 I'm here in front of a true artist. 21 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:57,135 I mean, you make wonderful, beautiful art 22 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,732 or smokable joint-- 23 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,267 - Stop it. - Is this couch a joint? 24 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:03,937 I'm not sure if this house is a joint or not. 25 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:05,611 Not yet. I'm working on it. 26 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:06,899 Okay. 27 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:09,492 I would love to smoke your house one day. 28 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:15,026 I wanna do right by you. 29 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,865 I wanna make you a joint that's honestly special. 30 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,411 So let's talk about the things that really make you tick. 31 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,575 - I will tell you about me. - All right. 32 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:23,884 - Watching wrestling. - Mm-hmm. 33 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,037 - Playing video games. - Okay. 34 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,205 - Smoking weed. - Okay. 35 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:27,213 Talking shit. 36 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,214 Do you ever think about what 37 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,205 your wrestling persona would be? 38 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,256 If I was a wrestler, 39 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:34,140 I'd probably go by Ron "The Reckless Negro" Funches 40 00:01:34,178 --> 00:01:35,888 and then I'd have a tag line that'd just be like, 41 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,059 "Hide your weed and white women! 42 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,228 There's a reckless negro coming!" 43 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:44,351 Who do you think was the best champion of all time? 44 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:46,566 Oh, Mr. 16-time, of course. 45 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,777 Ric Flair. He is the best. 46 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,527 He's styling, profiling. 47 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:53,159 It's like you take every rapper today. 48 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,567 They're just trying to steal his style. 49 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:55,905 Be as blinged out as he was. 50 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,159 He was bling before bling was even a word. 51 00:01:58,202 --> 00:02:00,122 You know who was blinged out before Ric Flair? 52 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,832 - Who? - Old women. 53 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,292 They used to have the brooches, 54 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,884 fucking unbelievable hummingbird brooch 55 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,760 just sitting there, emerald eyes. 56 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:10,796 You're just like, 57 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,839 "Damn, granny knows how to ball." 58 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,723 - It's beautiful. - I gotta tell you, bro. 59 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:15,760 I'm excited to get rolling. 60 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,552 Cage match, baby. 61 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:20,889 - Oh, so you're insane. - You see it. 62 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:23,273 You see it. Let's get going. 63 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,058 Ron had a lot of great ideas, 64 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:31,605 but we really connected on wrestling. 65 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,992 There's one thing that defines a wrestler. 66 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:38,700 So I'm gonna build him a championship title belt. 67 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:40,412 I'm gonna roll several joints, 68 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,662 connecting them on their sides, 69 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:44,834 making the title belt. 70 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:48,959 Right now I'm a joint factory. 71 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,422 I'm gonna start out by making empty cones first. 72 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:53,173 Then after the layout is set, 73 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:54,505 I'll fill them with weed 74 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:56,300 so that they can stop being little tubes 75 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,143 and start being fun joints. 76 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,758 Now that I have these joints, 77 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:01,635 I'm gonna connect them at the filters 78 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,142 using a piece of paper. 79 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,733 Ron seems like a really colorful guy, 80 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:07,058 and I wanted the belt to reflect his personality 81 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:10,234 so I used different colors for the filters of each joint. 82 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:12,824 I'm gonna do a little joint surgery here. 83 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:17,912 I'm gonna get rid of these sausages. 84 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:19,948 And now it's time to make the wrapper, 85 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:22,582 which will be made of this. 86 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,999 Homogenized tobacco leaf. 87 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,709 Everybody knows that a wrestling belt 88 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,962 got some gold bling on it, baby. 89 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:36,255 And this right here is actually 24-karat gold 90 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,720 leafed onto a very thin hemp paper. 91 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:43,180 Pro tip: An ember doesn't burn at the temperature 92 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,483 that would cause gold to combust. 93 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,267 Let me show you what happens when you burn gold. 94 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:53,321 You see how it's left there? 95 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:55,608 Even though the paper's burned away beneath it, 96 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:58,742 the gold stays in place. 97 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:02,370 Do I think Ron Funches is gonna be man enough 98 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,239 to smoke this whole belt? 99 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:07,406 Do I think we have enough snacks in my kitchen? 100 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:10,456 Yes and yes. 101 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:15,918 All right, Ron. Are you ready? 102 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:18,434 You know I'm ready. I'm sober. 103 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,257 So I want that to stop. 104 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,552 All right, bud. 105 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:23,886 The champ is here. 106 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,641 What? 107 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:28,442 It is a weed world championship! 108 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:30,687 - That's exactly what it is. - Oh, my God! 109 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,559 - And I'm the champ? - You're the fucking champ. 110 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:36,034 - Oh, it's got my initials in it? - Mm-hmm. 111 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:38,198 Ric Flair. Ron Funches. 112 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:39,657 - Really fighting. - There's two champions. 113 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:40,736 - Yes. - All goes together. 114 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,571 It makes all the utmost sense. 115 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,156 It's all 100% gold. 116 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,951 - There's 72 joints total. - 72? 117 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:49,745 But what I love about it is, like, it's classy. 118 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,170 This is like a title belt that I would wear 119 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:55,339 to let people know that I am the weed-smoking champion... 120 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:57,049 - Of the universe. - Exactly. 121 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:01,052 Tony Greenhand thinks he can outsmoke me? 122 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,183 Nuh-uh! 123 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,809 You're going down, Tony Greenhand! 124 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:08,728 Oh, that's just a beautiful sound. 125 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,267 It's relaxing, right? 126 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,270 - There it goes. - That's a good sign. 127 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:19,025 I feel like a champ when I hit this. 128 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:20,449 Oh, yeah. 129 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,607 Meet you in the middle? 130 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,365 We're gonna "Lady and the Tramp" this bitch. 131 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,001 - So, Ron. - Hmm? 132 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:31,208 What's your favorite word to say? 133 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,208 Happiness. 134 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:34,039 It's got penis right in the name. 135 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,674 - Happy penis. - Happy penis, 136 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:37,171 which is probably where it came from. 137 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,802 If you could smoke with any animal... 138 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,551 - Mm-hmm. - What would it be and why? 139 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:46,724 Hmm, a wallaby. 140 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,023 'Cause they're real soft. 141 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,556 They're real, like--just-- so it seems like 142 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,020 if you would smoke with him, 143 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:54,059 then you could also pet them and then possibly lay on them. 144 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:58,981 Yeah, bro, you're a champion. 145 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,236 Here. 146 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:01,567 Don't wear it, though, 'cause it's on fire. 147 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,583 Weed smoking champion!