- If you could smoke with any animal, which would you pick, and why?
- Right out the gate, I was just thinking, like, a tree frog, but...
they're kind of poisonous, right?
- I think it depends on the tree frog, but...
- I feel like if you pass the joint to the tree frog
and he passes back,
you're a dead man.
- I'm Tony Greenhand, and I'm the number-one joint artist in the world.
I make 100% smokable creations for high-end clients.
- Damn!
- And the only thing more rewarding than seeing their reactions...
- Oh, my God!
- Is smoking it with them.
Let's roll.
[upbeat music]
[doorbell rings] - Hey, bud.
- Oh, there he is. - Come on in.
Welcome to the "bongalow."
Have a seat. Get comfortable.
Do you need a snack? - You have that kind of power here?
- Can we get some cupcakes? - Cupcakes on call is essential.
I'm into that, dude. - [laughs]
- Told all the homeys I was coming over,
and let's just say they're a little jealous.
- Oh, next time we got to have them all here,
and I'll just roll a joint big enough for everybody.
- There we go, a big sesh.
♪ ♪
- I really want to make you something that you've never seen before.
Tell me about your interests.
- I mean, you know, I guess growing up...
having a paper route and stuff, I spent most of my money on trading cards.
I still got my card collection in my closet.
- I used to collect Magic: The Gathering. It was my shit.
- Bro, you're speaking my language. - Yeah, it was my fucking shit.
- I'm into all, like, that fantasy stuff, to be honest.
And I constantly find myself at Renaissance faires...
mingling amongst the peasants.
- If you go to a Renaissance faire, you love to party.
- I think it's a weird place where, like, horny nerds fuck each other at night,
if we're being honest.
- Sounds like a good time. - It's a freak fest.
- What's your favorite part? - Probably the joust, man.
- That sounds like so much fun. [laughs] - It looks so cool.
You know, of all the things that I've done in my life,
I've never worn a suit of armor.
- Put that on the list of shit that I would like to do.
Like, running around as a knight, killing people, last man standing.
- I see the fire in your eyes. - Yeah.
I think I'm absolutely gonna crush this idea.
- That's what I like to hear.
- I need weed. - Mm-hmm.
- I need silence. - Mm-hmm.
- But I also need infinite delicious snacks.
- All right.
TONY: I'll let you know when it's ready.
♪ ♪
So here's what I'm thinking for Blake.
Blake loves Renaissance, and I really vibe on the Renaissance faire.
I'm gonna have a knight killing a dragon.
Quality weed has oils,
and once this is ground down and put back together,
they form a solid,
and that solid can then be shaped into more complex designs.
[food processor whirring]
That's good.
So right now I'm creating different shapes
to make the dragon's head.
I feel like this looks close to what I want.
Pro tip--if you ever have a problem with sticky fingers,
use a stick of butter,
because resin, it's not water soluble,
but it is fat soluble.
I can make all the shapes I want out of weed,
but they won't smoke without airflow.
And these sticks are going to create airflow...
simply by threading them like this.
Once I combine it,
this pathway will travel from the head to the tips of the wings,
all the way to the tip of the tail.
It's gonna have, like, a 14-inch wingspan.
Candela leaf--
this is what's gonna be the scales of our dragon.
[dynamic music]
It's time to engineer some moving parts.
The knight is gonna have a removable helmet,
but also a moving arm with stabbing action.
It's ready.
Blake and I are about to puff the shit out of this magic dragon.
[upbeat music]
Are you ready for this? - I'm so ready.
BLAKE: Whoo! Oh, my God!
Dude, mounting a dragon?
Look at the detail here.
I feel like this is one of the longest joints I've ever seen,
and then these are some of the tiniest little joints I've ever seen.
Look at those eyes, piercing.
Yeah, they're like enchanted rubies.
And this is, what, we're gonna be smoking tinfoil?
Are you out of your mind?
- No, this is actually white gold.
- That's some gangster shit right there.
- Bro, check this out, okay?
- Who's in there? - Look, his little visor--who is that?
- Is that me?
- That's you slaying that dragon.
- Dude, this is heartwarming.
Look at my flow, dude. - Yeah.
- Careful with that helmet.
- I'm telling you, I'm trying not to rip out your hair, bro.
- I think it's under contract,
like JLo's butt.
- Ready to hit it?
- [British accent] I was born ready, sire.
- [British accent] Shall be knighted.
[sword clanks]
[normal voice] Now for the best part. - [normal voice] I agree.
It's kind of hard to see your little babies go, isn't it?
- Nope. - Okay.
- It's got one more trick up its sleeve, too.
- [laughs] Let the magic begin.
Am I tripping, or is that thing breathing fire?
[air whooshes]
But that is a fully functioning dragon in every sense of the word.
Yeah, that's the money shot right there.
- Let's have a little more.
What's your least favorite word in the English language?
- Putty.
Sounds like something you'd find under your testicles or something.
- Mine's "redacted."
- Redacted.
Sounds like something only cops say.
- Untrustworthy people say "redacted."
- We don't mess with the Feds, no way.
How's that Excalibur hitting?
I just can't let go of the--
What do you call it, the...
I guess the skull, the skull of the dragon.
That would be probably my album name... - [chuckles]
- For my metal band. - "Skull of the Dragon."
- "Skull of the Dragon." Redacted.
- [laughing]
- What's in this dragon?
[Tony laughs]
BLAKE: What is in this dragon?