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This is actually a great way
to smoke weed.

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I'm so high.

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Good.

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Can I ask you a few questions?

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- Yeah.
- Window or aisle?

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Window, window, window.

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I'll show you what I do.

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I'm sometimes--
I'm the window,

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and the one guy next
to me is sleeping.

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- Yeah.
- I will legit do--

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- Like, a ninja move.
- Oh, shit.

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I'm Tony Greenhand,
and I'm the number one

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joint artist in the world.

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I make 100% smokable creations
for high-end clients.

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Damn!

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And the only thing
more rewarding...

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- Than seeing their reactions...
- Oh, my God!

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Is smoking it with them.

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Let's roll.

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- Hi, I'm Nikki.
- Nice to meet you.

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Please, come in.
Have a seat.

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- You don't look like a stoner.
- I don't?

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- No, you don't.
- What's that supposed to mean?

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Are you a stoner
or are you just like--

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You don't look like a stoner.
Are you a stoner?

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I mean, yeah.

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How do you make a joint for me?
What do you wanna know?

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Just, like, tell me about
your career and, like,

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you know,
things that you've done.

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Um, you know, I, uh,

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started doing stand up
when I was really young.

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I have a radio show.
I did "Dancing With The Stars."

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I loved you in "Dancing
With the Stars," by the way.

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You are so full of shit.

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- I got kicked off first.
- Oh, damn.

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Before the cast
was announced,

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it's, like,
so secretive.

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They give you all code names
for yourselves

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and one girl was,
like, Diamond,

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Sparkle,
the next was Rainbow,

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and then I was like,
"Who's Titanic?"

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And they were like,
"That's you."

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I was like, "Why?"

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They were like, "Because your
last name's Glaser

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and, like, glacier."

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So my nickname
was a gigantic ship

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where a lot of people died.

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At least "Titanic"
is a good movie.

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I was obsessed with it
in 8th grade.

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Anything Leonardo DiCaprio did,
I was just like,

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him in that movie
was the first time, like,

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my vagina, like, started, like--

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I could feel my heartbeat
in my vagina sometimes.

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You know when, like--
you have a penis.

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We don't--I don't have that.
Penises are different.

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It's not like a heartbeat.

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It's like my heart moved houses
into my, like, penis

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and my brain went with it.

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It was boner time for sure.

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So did I give you enough?

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I'm gonna think about it a little bit

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and by the next time I see you,

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I'll have a joint we can enjoy.

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And, what, you're just gonna
go get high and get to work?

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- Start rolling?
- Yes.

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All right.

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Yes, that is exactly
what I'm doing...

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- But first I'm kicking you out.
- Good luck.

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All right.

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Nikki mentioned something
that got me really excited.

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And that was the Titanic, baby.

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This Titanic joint
is gonna be the largest,

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most intricate joint
that I've ever done.

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I gotta make smokestacks.
I gotta make the propeller.

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Maybe even an iceberg.

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I'm gonna have to piece
together hundreds of papers,

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maybe even 1,000 papers.

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These rigid walls will be
the innards of the ship.

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If this'll just stay down.
Stay down!

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Look, oppressed!

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Now that I'm looking
at the hull,

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I've got a few concerns.

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Big joints sag
in different areas.

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It's gotta be strong.

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And I'm adding more paper
to this paper.

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I'm gonna double up
the rolling paper

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which will reinforce
the strength

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without hurting
the smokability of the joint.

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It's much more rigid
as time goes,

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especially the more glue I use.

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It's about time we fill this with weed.

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Pro tip: Mixing the weed
like this

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allows it to not cake up
as easily,

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which helps for air
to travel through it.

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I'm gonna make all the details
that make the Titanic

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one of the greatest ships
of all time.

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Little railings
and the riggings

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and the smokestacks,
oh, my.

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Yeah, this is gonna blow her mind.

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- Are you ready to see this?
- Yes.

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Let me introduce you to the
largest joint I've ever rolled.

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Oh, my God.

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It's the Titanic!

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Oh, my God.

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I got the mast;
I have the smoke stacks here;

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I got all the little windows.

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Wow!

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It's about six inches wide,

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and it's almost three feet long.

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- This is incredible.
- Yeah.

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And then here's the name.
Hightanic.

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Figured we'd change that up
a little bit.

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Oh, my God!

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Under here is where you smoke
the Titanic from.

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I think people that died
on this thing

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would even enjoy this.

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You've totally, um, given me
a new perspective

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on my nickname, The Titanic.

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I'm proud to have been called Titanic.

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- So--
- How do you smoke it?

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We gotta bust it in half.

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- Like the Titanic!
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

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- You wanna do the honors?
- Yes!

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I'll make a wish.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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- Yes.
- That was so satisfying!

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- Oh, sweet.
- Aw, yeah.

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Oh, my gosh.

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How long would something
like this take, uh...

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- Two people to smoke?
- Let's find out.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God!
This carpet is burning!

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Here you go.

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- Okay, so I just do this?
- Yep.

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Yeah, I did it.

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Perfect.

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- Cheers.
- Dude.

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Oh, my God,
the little trails of ash

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look like people jumping.

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Those poor souls.

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So now that we're wrecked--

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Fucking shipwrecked.

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If you could smoke
with any animal,

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which would you choose?

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I gotta go with, like, a parrot,

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'cause, um, they'll ask me
if I want a cracker

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and if I'm stoned,
you know I want a cracker.

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Yeah, that makes sense.

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Do you think dinosaurs
could do that parrot shit?

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Like, mimic their environment?

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They pick shit up.

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One time my bird--I swear
to God, my parakeet said,

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in my voice,

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"Mom, I hate my fucking middle name!"

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And I've never even said that.

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He just, like, concocted a sentence.

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- It's brilliant.
- I hate my middle name, too.

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- I love my middle name.
- Oh, you do?

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That's why I was, like--
I knew it was bullshit.

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Oh, take that back.
I'm not telling you then.

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No, wait.
What is yours?

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Nope, nope.

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- No, you gotta--
- Nope.

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- Three, two, one.
- Claudel.

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Claude--
that's a cool name.

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Horrible name.
What the fuck?

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No one has that name
so that makes it cool.

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- I'm so high.
- Good.

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Mission accomplished.