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[quirky music]

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♪ ♪

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- So...
- Mm.

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- What's the most you've smoked
in a day?

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- I guess...

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Four pounds.

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♪ ♪

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- What?

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[classical music]

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- I'm Tony Greenhand

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and I'm the number one
joint artist in the world.

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I make 100% smokable creations
for high-end clients.

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- Damn!

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- And the only thing
more rewarding

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than seeing their reactions...
- Oh, my God!

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- Is smoking it with them.

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Let's roll.

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[upbeat music]

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- All right, bud.
- What's up, man?

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- Stoked that you're here.
- Yeah, man.

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Happy to be here.

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- So are you, like,
a stoner stoner,

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or, like, a stoner stoner?

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- I'm more of a edibles person,
actually.

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'Cause I have shit to do.

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[laughs]

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[upbeat music]

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- Tell me about yourself.

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- From Chicago.
- From Chicago?

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- Yeah.
- Cool. I've never been to Chicago.

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- Where you from?

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- Uh, I'm from Washington
originally.

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- Olympia?
- No.

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- Redland?
- No.

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- Kirkland?
- No.

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- By the Gorge?
George?

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You from George, Washington?
- No.

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- Spokane?
- No, that's way far away.

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- Seattle?
So you from, uh, was it--

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Well, yeah, from Chicago.

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[laughter]

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Chicago's a--it's a--
it's a great spot, though.

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Chicago White Sox.
Deep dish pizza.

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It is a Chicago institution.

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- So is there anything fun
you do just, like, in your off time?

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- I'll VR sometime.

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- Oh, virtual reality.
- VR porn.

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You can watch it in public.

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Nobody else knows
what you're doing.

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You just watch it.

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Go to Whole Foods
and watch VR porn.

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Nobody knows.

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I just put on the headset
and I just--

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- Masturbate your mind.
- Yeah.

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[laughter]

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- Honestly, you've given me
a lot of stuff just, like,

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talking to you, like,
a lot of different ideas.

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- Cool.
- I'll come up with something.

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[upbeat music]

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Hannibal's a great dude
and he loves Chicago.

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Chicago's where he's from.

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It's where his heart is,

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and I wanna make him something
that makes him feel at home.

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I think that I'm gonna whip him up
a delicious deep dish pizza.

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I could make it full size
with each slice removable

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and smokable
with melting cheese action.

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I wanted to be so delicious
that he wants to take a bite.

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Any good pizza
starts with the dough.

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To make this pizza dough,

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it's gonna be about
nine parts paper

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to one part glue.

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I'm going to combine them,

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letting them just sit
for about an hour

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before I construct
the interior of the joint

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using canvas,

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and everybody knows
the dough's gotta be round,

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'cause nobody really likes
a square pizza.

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Don't fucking fight
with me on this.

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[laughs]
Hey!

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[singing]

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I'm just gonna little bit
of sprinkle,

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like this, okay?

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[humming]

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Discs don't smoke very well.

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If I were to leave
this pizza uncut,

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it would be a floppy,
sagging shit show.

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So of course I'm gonna cut it.

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But I have to make sure
that those slices

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will smoke evenly.

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All right, so I've made the base.

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I got the dough,
but I need the slices.

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So I have to cut this pie
into eight equal sections

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and seal up each slice
along the edges.

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♪ ♪

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So each slice of this pizza joint
is a joint.

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Go figure.

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That way everybody
can have their own.

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Then I need to add a filter
to each piece.

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Making a pizza this whole time,
it just makes me want a pizza.

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Yeah, but I'm not gonna--
I'm not gonna order a pizza.

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♪ ♪

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I'm not gonna order the pizza.

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♪ ♪

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Oh.

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[door creaks]

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♪ ♪

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I'm just gonna dig in.

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♪ ♪

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My pizza is looking
a little plain.

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So we're gonna whip up a couple

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of colorful little toppings here.

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There aren't a lot of colors
available for papers.

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There's, like, whites,
browns, reds.

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Pro tip: You want
to color your joints?

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Take a paper
and dye it separately.

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I use soy-based ink to make
any color that I can think of,

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and I'm gonna use these papers
and make all the little

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delicious bits and bobs
that go on a pizza.

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My cheese, my sauce,

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my little peppers.

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I know just the trick to make
this look a little bit better.

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It's oil, but not just any oil.

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I'm talking about cannabis oil,

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and we're gonna add it
to the pizza

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in a way that gives it
that nice cheese look and feel.

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[burner hissing]

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♪ ♪

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Fresh out of the oven.

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I hope Hannibal likes cheese.

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♪ ♪

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All right, bud, welcome back.

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- Thanks, man.
- Have a seat.

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Get comfortable.
- I'm excited.

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- So you're from Chicago.
- Yes.

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- And I just wanted
to make something that

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represented you...
- Okay.

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- And Chicago in
the best way possible.

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- Hey, check that out.
It's pretty fly.

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What?

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Oh, this is multiple joints!

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Damn!

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- It's eight different
pizza slice joints.

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- Ah!

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This is crazy.

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- Yeah, you want a slice?

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[burner hissing]

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Wanna make a wish?

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- Yeah.
Well, blessings.

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♪ ♪

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This is crazy, man.

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[hip-hop music]

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- Cheers on that.
- Cheers.

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- Yeah.

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Oh, that's probably dangerous.

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- ♪ It's not the type of pizza
you can just put back ♪

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♪ 'Cause it'll burn
the other ones up ♪

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I'm good at hooks.

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- [laughs]
Let me ask you a question.

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If you could body swap
with anybody,

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who would you body swap with?

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- Where's Waldo.
- Interesting.

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- 'Cause then I'd be like,

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"Yo, I'm minding my business,
motherfuckers.

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Leave me alone."

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[laughter]

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- Right on, bud.
I hope you like the pizza.

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- Thank you, man.

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♪ It's not the type of pizza
you can just put back ♪

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♪ 'Cause it'll burn
the other ones up ♪

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[laughter]