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{\an8}‪（木片夏令营）

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{\an8}‪NETFLIX 剧集

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{\an8}‪木片夏令营

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{\an8}‪我们的盛夏之家

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{\an8}‪拉弓、弹射、一飞冲天！

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{\an8}‪露营者像火箭一样穿越树林

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{\an8}‪随便开炮 开心就好

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{\an8}‪掠过蓝天

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{\an8}‪四处碰撞

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{\an8}‪射箭 躲避飞鸟 滚人网球 实在疯狂

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{\an8}‪胖红、史黛拉、炸弹黑和飞镖黄

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{\an8}‪飞得飞快 小心鸭子！

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{\an8}‪毕生怀念的美好时光

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{\an8}‪愤怒的小鸟：疯狂夏日！

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{\an8}‪请让一让 可以吗？

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‪让开 小鸟们 让一让！
‪女孩子正在执行任务！

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‪独角兽先生
‪你在我肚皮上挠痒痒真舒服

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‪它怎么缠到我身上的？

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‪不是我的 嘿 史黛拉 等等！

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‪不能停下来 现在是星期五下午两点

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‪我不能再次错过反弹功夫

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‪什么都无法阻止我

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‪露营者 请注意！

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‪四级蛋黄酱风暴预警
‪在木片夏令营生效

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‪立刻返回木屋！

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‪抱歉 孩子们
‪不能玩反弹功夫 武术馆关闭了

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‪不要！

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‪只有我觉得奇怪吗？

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‪为什么每逢星期五下午两点
‪都有无聊的突发事件？

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‪蛋黄酱以时速200英里席卷而来
‪这不是无不无聊的问题

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‪现在大家快回木屋

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‪这一切都不合常理！

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‪对吧？蛋黄酱风暴季节
‪应该一月才开始

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‪不只是蛋黄酱风暴
‪每个星期五都有事情发生

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‪抱歉 武术馆关闭了 有泡泡暴风雪

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‪抱歉 武术馆关闭了

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‪蜜蜂突袭起火？

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‪没错 成群的蜜蜂会引起灌木丛起火

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‪让我猜猜看

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‪鞋子海啸？蚯蚓地震？

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‪无聊火山喷发？

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‪有人在垫子上大便了

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‪我是说 不要！

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‪有点不对劲 我要出去

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‪不 胖红！别出去！

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‪正在发生很可疑的事 我会查清楚的

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‪这个世界对他亏欠太多了！

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‪他的独角兽帽子归我了！

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‪那不是帽子！

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‪而且它不是我的！

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‪搞什么…

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‪嘿 哈罗德

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‪你在干什么？

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‪我不会说的！

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‪这是丽奈特的主意！
‪她说她需要“独处”时间！

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‪你别再问了！

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‪就因为这样
‪所以我们都不能参加活动？

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‪你不明白
‪你不会希望插手这件事情的

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‪哈罗德 你说得对

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‪我会回到木屋里
‪假装这一切都没发生过

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‪天啊 你真是太好了 谢谢！

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‪轻松搞定

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‪大伙 外面没有蛋黄酱风暴！
‪都是哈罗德和丽奈特…

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‪你还活着！

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‪我们正要去找你

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‪我们不能让你死在蛋黄酱风暴里！

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‪飞镖黄！外面没有蛋黄酱风暴

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‪这都是让我们待在木屋里的骗局！

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‪你的说法似乎比
‪调味料产生的极端天气更可信

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‪史黛拉知道了会很生气的
‪谁来告诉她？

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‪丽奈特做了什么？

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‪谢谢你告诉她 潘利！

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‪好了 史黛拉

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‪你要专心控制好斗的性格
‪老师怎么教你的？

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‪我不知道 因为我还没见到他

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‪因为我一直没机会参加反弹功夫！

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‪别担心 老胖红有办法

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‪很好 我不知道你看出来没
‪但我有点生气了

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‪胖红！谢天谢地 你没事！

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‪你是怎么幸存下来的 那场蛋黄…

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‪算了 被你逮到了

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‪这就是你把我们
‪关在木屋里的原因吗？

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‪好让你可以看电视？

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‪我只是需要“独处”时间 这有错吗？

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‪是的 大错特错！

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‪行吧 那你去吧

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‪去告诉大家没有热带水果风暴

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‪没有闪光灯摄影洪灾
‪没有奶酪大逃窜！

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‪你觉得有人会相信你吗？

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‪我？也许没有 但是…

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‪你们都听见了！
‪这就是害我们错过活动的原因！

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‪因为丽奈特撒谎！

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‪太逊了！

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‪但我们不用再听你的了！

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‪她的专制统治结束了！

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‪你说什么话都不会再有人信了

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‪这样不会有好结果的 记住我的话

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‪记住我的话！

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‪你今天感觉很棒吧？
‪因为我今天感觉很好

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‪从现在开始 一切都会非常精彩

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‪没人会信丽奈特的谎言了

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‪露营者 请注意
‪篮子飞鸟球场需要关闭进行清洁

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‪嘿 为什么没人
‪告诉我们球场要关闭做清洁？

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‪丽奈特在广播上说了

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‪是的 胖红

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‪还有人会相信她说的任何话吗？

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‪飞镖黄和炸弹黑在哪里？

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‪他们通常是第一个排队吃早餐的

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‪起来吧 露营者！
‪现在是九点！早餐时间！

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‪你以为我会上当吗 丽奈特？

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‪布兰达呢？早餐早该开始了

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‪谁说早餐从九点开始的？丽奈特说的

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‪但丽奈特说谎！

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‪也许早餐不是九点开始！

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‪也许从来都不是这样！

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‪也许我根本不是午餐阿姨！

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‪也许我的一生
‪都是丽奈特编造的谎言！

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‪那我们能自己动手开吃吗？

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‪你们想做什么都行 这都不重要了

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‪大难临头各自飞吧

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‪情况迅速恶化了

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‪你知道吗？我们的机会来了！

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‪我们去武术馆吧
‪终于可以参加反弹功夫了

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‪搞什么…

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‪注意！武术馆的
‪露营者人数已经超过极限

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‪如果你们不停下来…

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‪随便你们 我不管了

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‪我忍不住觉得
‪这件事我也有一部分责任

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‪我只想参加反弹功夫！

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‪我毁了史黛拉和大家的夏令营！

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‪我们要让大家恢复对丽奈特的信任

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‪为什么木屋里会有柠檬口味的冰块？

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‪食堂里一片混乱

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‪我们只能从冰箱里拿到柠檬沙冰了

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‪整个营地都崩溃了
‪因为没人相信丽奈特说的话！

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‪你打算怎么做？

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‪真是怪我的乌鸦嘴

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‪你敢说怪我？

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‪这是一种表达方式 意思是我要道歉

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‪我接受你的道歉

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‪丽奈特
‪我们得想办法 外面一片混乱！

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‪真的吗？我没注意到

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‪听我说 对不起 我犯了错误

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‪但我知道如何让一切恢复常态

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‪其实我的专制统治结束之后
‪我非常怡然自得

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‪全都是“独处”时间 太棒了

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‪我愿意清洁营地里所有的弹弓！

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‪清洁加打蜡？

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‪好吧

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‪不行

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‪我每周给你做一次美爪

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‪-没什么好说的
‪-别这样！

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‪我主意已决

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‪看到没？我不信你

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‪以后不会有人信你说的话了

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‪除非我们说服他们你不是骗子

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‪-有道理 我同意了
‪-太好了！

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‪-但你还是要每周给我做一次美爪
‪-这下好了

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‪露营者 请注意！
‪一场柠檬冰雹风暴要来了

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‪立刻回到自己的木屋

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‪好啊 柠檬冰雹风暴

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‪丽奈特又撒谎了

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‪这可能是哈罗德
‪和他的假气象机器搞的把戏

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‪但哈罗德和他的假天气机器就在那里

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‪你们好！

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‪风暴眼就在我们头顶上！

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‪你很擅长反弹功夫！应该多点练习！

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‪不用你说！

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‪没有暴风雨！别跑了！
‪这只是丽奈特的谎言！

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‪丽奈特不是骗子！胖红才是！

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‪从现在开始 你们应该听我的

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‪因为胖红是个大胖骗子！

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‪各位！我觉得她说得对
‪你们应该听丽奈特的

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‪因为我说的话不可信

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‪而且他个子矮 眉毛也短 怎么回事？

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‪好吧 有点过分了

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‪请待在木屋里
‪直到果冻迷雾消散为止

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‪我想这里的情况已经恢复正常了

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‪不过大家都觉得我是个骗子了

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‪但至少你可以去参加反弹功夫了！

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‪你做得对 胖红

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‪好了 我要回我的木屋
‪勇敢面对“果冻迷雾”

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‪别出去 史黛拉！

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‪你会在雾中迷路
‪永远都迷失在营地里了！

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‪我们已经说过

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‪丽奈特又在撒谎了
‪好让她有“独处”时间

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‪那为什么我什么都看不到？
‪气象学家先生 请解释一下

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‪（字幕翻译：杨宇航）