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{\an8}‪（木片夏令营）

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{\an8}‪NETFLIX 剧集

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{\an8}‪木片夏令营

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{\an8}‪我们的盛夏之家

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{\an8}‪拉弓、弹射、一飞冲天！

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{\an8}‪露营者像火箭一样穿越树林

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{\an8}‪随便开炮 开心就好

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{\an8}‪掠过蓝天

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{\an8}‪四处碰撞

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{\an8}‪射箭 躲避飞鸟 滚人网球 实在疯狂

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{\an8}‪胖红、史黛拉、炸弹黑和飞镖黄

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{\an8}‪飞得飞快 小心鸭子！

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{\an8}‪毕生怀念的美好时光

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{\an8}‪愤怒的小鸟：疯狂夏日

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‪下一个！

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{\an8}‪天啊 我等不及要尝试
‪哈罗德和潘利新造的活动模组了

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{\an8}‪说到等不及

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‪我为什么要吃掉那些木薯粉？

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{\an8}‪我一定要登上滑梯

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{\an8}‪我可以的 我…

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‪虚惊一场

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‪飞镖黄 你在做什么？

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‪这东西叫做
‪空气动力降低摩擦力膏之类的

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‪再说了 这天气让我的羽毛都变干了

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‪你不觉得这样太滑了吗？

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‪史黛拉 世界上只有不够滑的问题

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‪嘿！你们要去哪里？

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‪下一个！

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‪轮到我啦

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‪嘿 这样很不好

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‪别着急

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‪新规定

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‪现在要满足
‪最低身高标准才能上大滑梯

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‪站去那里

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‪太矮了 下一个！

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‪你在开玩笑吧？

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‪我从不跟小孩子开玩笑

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‪我不可能太矮的 我要求重新测量

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‪下一个！

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‪你不能这样 这太不公平了

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‪这与木片夏令营的一切宗旨背道而驰

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‪当我环顾四周

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‪知道我看到了什么吗？是平等

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‪不管是高是矮
‪是男是女 是猪是鸟 这都没有区别

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‪我看到了…

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‪所谓的朋友抛弃了我！

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‪抱歉 老友
‪演讲很精彩 但这可是大滑梯！

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‪是啊！如果不去 我会喷薄而出的
‪而且是很不好的那种喷法

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‪行了 第一 你说得很恶心
‪第二 不能浪费了我的润滑乳

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‪还有第六 真的很恶心

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‪定这条规则可能是有原因的

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‪并非所有的事
‪都有需要你去反抗的巨大不公

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‪大概只要十分钟
‪然后我们就去别处玩 好吗？

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‪你好 胖红
‪你怎么没跟其他人一起玩大滑梯？

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‪据说现在新增了身高要求

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‪怪不得宝宝鸟们不能上去

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‪太可爱了！你们就像双胞胎

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‪欢迎你跟他们一起玩 你会适应的

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‪刚才太棒了！

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‪是的 我今天还要再玩一千次

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‪天啊 太有趣了 我还下了个蛋 真的

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‪我叫他小飞镖黄
‪但你们可以叫他查仔 这样更酷

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‪我和小飞镖黄每天都要去滑滑梯！

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‪你还好吗 史黛拉？
‪如果你生病了 就要离小飞镖黄远点

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‪我猜那个滑梯…

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‪是的 很一般

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‪我开什么玩笑？那滑梯太棒了！

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‪我们很抱歉 胖红

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‪振作起来
‪我相信你再过一年就够高了

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‪或者两年

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‪但你们这些小家伙还要等很久才行

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‪你接下来想做什么？

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‪这样吧？你们自己去玩 别管我

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‪我有些事要跟宝宝鸟一起做

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‪真的吗？好 那就待会儿见了

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‪听好了 我要让大家都坐上大滑梯

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‪听着 我们可能身形小

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‪但我们可以利用它 把弱点变成优点

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‪我们接下来就这样做

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‪第一阶段 摄入碳水

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‪我们尽量摄入能获取的所有能量

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‪还有我想吃虫虫玛芬

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‪好吧

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‪第二阶段
‪我们悄悄溜到队伍前面

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‪接下来是最大的挑战 第三阶段

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‪头号对手 丽奈特

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‪回来！

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‪什么？

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‪我们走！

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‪胖红！

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‪对 我想我是个英雄

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‪好了 现在开始滑滑梯吧！

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‪我们来了

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‪这一定会非常刺激！

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‪先生 我的律师会给你发函的

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‪嘿 白姐姐 你应该没有见到胖红吧？

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‪他说他有事要跟宝宝鸟一起做

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‪其实我好一会儿没见到他们了

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‪如果你看到他们 请告诉我

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‪因为如果我美丽的宝宝们出了什么事

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‪我会不知所措的！

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‪你看这个东西真有意思
‪足够让你欣赏一会的了 我们赶紧撤

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‪天啊 他们没法脱险
‪我们要去帮忙吗？

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‪当然不去啦

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‪这就是我最初要增加身高要求的原因

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‪他们违反了规则 是自作自受

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‪我们行动吧

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‪我们得尽快救下他们
‪他们会掉下去的

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‪我这辈子都是为了等待这一刻

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‪爸爸一定要成为英雄 给我抹润滑乳

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‪坚持住 胖红！我们来了！

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‪别担心 小鸟们
‪我的朋友会来救我们的

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‪锁定 坐好了

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‪是时候出发了

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‪不用怕 飞镖黄来了！

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‪不会有事的

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‪我可能言之过早了

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‪不 等等 不会有事的

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‪你们体型很小
‪可以做其他小鸟做不到的事

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‪可以站到木架上

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‪倒数三声 准备好了吗？

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‪一、二、三 荡过去

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‪你们快离开这里

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‪连一声再见都不说吗？

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‪我想一切就这样结束了

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‪你们从来都没有让我失望

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‪希望你们都从中吸取了教训

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‪定的规矩都是有原因的

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‪对不起 宝宝鸟们

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‪我以为自己是英雄 但其实是个白痴

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‪开什么玩笑？
‪我们这一天玩得很开心 太棒了！

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‪我决定不予以起诉了

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‪你还好好的！

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‪原本是好好的

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‪谢谢你试图来救我 飞镖黄 真的抱歉

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‪我完全没事
‪我身上太滑了 一路滑到了医务室

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‪你们在这里呀

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‪滑梯出了什么问题吗？

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‪我忙着欣赏你指给我看的东西
‪飞镖黄 我没注意到发生了什么事

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‪现在事情解决了
‪我觉得小飞镖黄需要爸爸陪他一会儿

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‪好吧 小飞镖黄
‪我跟你讲一个无敌老飞镖黄的故事

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‪还有他如何在
‪大滑梯坏掉的那天拯救了大家

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‪帮个忙？

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‪查仔？

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‪（字幕翻译：杨宇航）