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{\an8}[Mighty Eagle whistling]
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{\an8}♪ Camp Splinterwood ♪
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{\an8}♪ Our summer home ♪
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{\an8}[hard rock music playing]
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♪ For catapultin'! slingshottin'!
Getting thrown! ♪
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♪ Campers rocket through the trees, ♪
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♪ Cannonballing where they please ♪
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♪ Zip'n in the air ♪
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{\an8}♪ Crashing everywhere ♪
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♪ Archery, dodgebird
Borb tennis -- it's absurd ♪
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♪ Here they come
Red, Stella, Bomb, and Chuck ♪
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{\an8}♪ Flying fast
Look out, duck ♪
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{\an8}♪ All your life you'll be glad
you had this ♪
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{\an8}♪ Angry Birds Summer Madness ♪
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{\an8}[campers shouting and laughing]
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{\an8}[dance music playing]
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{\an8}Whoo-hoo!
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{\an8}Next!
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{\an8}Oh man, I can't wait to check out
the new mod Harold and Penley built.
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{\an8}[stomach rumbling]
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{\an8}Speaking of can't wait-- ugh!
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Why did I eat all that tapioca?
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{\an8}But must get on the slide.
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{\an8}I can do this. I can and I--
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{\an8}-[squirting noise]
-Ooh!
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{\an8}-[Chuck humming]
-[lotion bottle squirting]
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Oh! False alarm.
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Chuck, what are you doing?
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Just a little something called
aerodynamic friction reduction.
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Plus, this weather dries
my feathers out.
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Don't you think you're too slick?
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There's no such thing
as too slick, Stella.
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Hey! Where y'all going?
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[Chuck yelps and sighs]
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[Chuck yelping]
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Next!
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Here we go.
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Hey, not cool.
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Not so fast.
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New rule,
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there is now a minimum height requirement
to go on the big slide.
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Stand over there.
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Aww, too short. Next!
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Wait, what?
You're kidding, right?
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I never kid, kid.
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No way I'm too short.
I demand a recount.
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[grunting]
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Ugh!
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[Red yelling]
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Next!
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You can't do this.
This is a total injustice.
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It goes against everything
Camp Splinterwood stands for.
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When I look around, you know what I see?
I see equality.
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I don't see tall or short,
boy or girl, pig or bird.
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I see--
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[Bomb, Chuck and Stella
hooting and shouting]
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My so-called friends totally turning
their back on me!
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Sorry, buddy. Epic speech and all,
but that slide!
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Yeah! If I don't go, I'm gonna blow.
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-[stomach rumbles]
-And not in a good way.
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Okay, A. Gross. Two, can't let all this
slickness go to waste.
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And, F. Seriously, ew.
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There's probably a reason for the rule.
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Not everything is some big injustice
that needs to be fought.
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It'll take like 10 minutes, then we can
go to something else. Okay?
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-[catapult resets]
-Ugh.
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[sighs]
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Hello, Red. How come you're
not on the big slide with everyone else?
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Ohh. Apparently, there's some
new height requirement.
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That's why the hatchlings couldn't get on.
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That is so cute! You guys are twinsies.
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-[hatchlings yipping]
-[Red sighs]
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You're welcome to join them.
I'm sure you'll fit right in.
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[hatchlings laughing]
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[Red groans]
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-[hatchlings] Huh?
-Oh! Ow!
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[hatchlings chirping]
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[Red groans]
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[hatchlings groaning and moaning
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[hatchlings giggling]
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Unh! [straining]
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[hatchlings groaning]
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That was amazing!
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Yeah, I'm gonna go get on,
like, a thousand more times today.
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OMG. That was so much fun I laid an egg.
Like literally.
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-Ahem!
-I'll call him Chuck Junior.
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-But you can call him Chazz. It's cooler.
-Ahem!
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[Chuck] Me and Chuck Junior
are gonna ride the slide
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every single day!
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Ahem!
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You okay, Stella? If you're getting sick,
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I'd ask you to please
step away from Chuck Jr.
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So I'm guessing the slide was…
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Yeah, it was so-so.
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Who am I kidding?
It was chick'n awesome!
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We're sorry, Red.
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Hey, cheer up, buddy. I'm sure
you'll be tall enough in a year.
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-[Red groans]
-Or two.
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-[Red whimpers]
-But you little guys,
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gonna be a long time.
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[hatchlings sigh wearily]
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So what do you want
to do next?
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[hatchlings groaning]
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You know what? You guys go on without me.
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I've got something I need
to do with the hatchlings.
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Really? Okay. Well, then I guess
we'll see you later?
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Listen up. I'm getting us all
on the big slide.
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[hatchlings cheering]
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Look, we may be small,
but we can use that.
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Turn our weakness into our strength.
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-[hatchlings coo]
-And here's how we're gonna do it.
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Phase one, carbo-load.
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We're going to need
all the energy we can get.
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Also, I have a hankering
for some worm muffins.
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[hatchings chatter]
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Meh.
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Ah, well.
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[all laughing]
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Phase 2, we use stealth
to get to the front of the line.
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Next, our biggest challenge, phase 3.
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The Big Cheese herself, Lynette.
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[megaphone whines]
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-Ahh! Unh!
-[Hatchling] Whee!
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Come back here!
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-Ahh! What?
-Ha-ha!
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And we are go!
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[hatchlings] Red! Red! Red! Red!
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Yeah, I guess I am a hero.
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Now let's get our slide on!
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[Lynette grunting, riders yelling]
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Here it comes.
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[laughing]
This is gonna be awesome!
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[hatchlings cheering]
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[Red yelps]
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[hatchlings yelling]
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You'll be hearing
from my attorney, Mister.
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Hey, Matilda, you haven't seen Red
have you?
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He said he was going to do something
with the hatchlings.
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Actually, I haven't seen
any of them for a while.
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[all gasp]
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If you see them, please tell me,
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because if anything were
to happen to my beautiful babies,
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I wouldn't know what to do!!
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[Bomb whimpers]
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Ah, look at that. An really interesting
thing you should definitely look at
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for at least long enough for us
to get out of here.
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[Red grunting]
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Oh, jeez, they're not gonna make it.
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Should we give them a hand?
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Absolutely not.
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This is why I implemented
the height requirement in the first place.
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They broke the rules,
they're own their own.
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Let's do this.
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We gotta get to them quick.
They're gonna fall.
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This is the moment
I've been waiting for my whole life.
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Daddy's gotta go be a hero.
Grease me up.
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-Ugh!
-[Chuck humming]
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-[wood creaking]
-[all gasp]
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[Red and hatchlings yelp]
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Hang on, Red! We're coming!
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Don't worry, cheeps.
My friends are gonna save us.
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[hatchlings cheer]
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Mwah! Ha ha!
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Let's lock and load.
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It's go time.
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[Chuck yelling]
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Have no fear, Chuck is here!
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[hatchlings cheer]
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[Chuck grunts and moans]
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-[splat]
-[hatchlings gasp and groan]
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-It's gonna be okay.
-[wood creaking]
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[all screaming]
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Ahh!
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-[Stella and Bomb gasp]
-I may have spoken too soon.
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No, wait, it is gonna be okay.
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You're small. You can do things
other birds can't, like fit on that ledge.
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On my count. Ready?
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And, one, two, three, swing.
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[hatchlings cheering]
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Now, you guys get out of here.
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A goodbye would've been nice.
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Well, I guess this is it.
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Oh!
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Never doubted you guys for a second.
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[hatchlings and Red grunt]
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[Red yelps]
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[all yelling]
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[both gasp]
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[campers gasping and moaning]
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[chuckles]
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[campers cheering]
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Well, I hope you all
learned your lesson here.
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That's why there are rules.
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[sighs]
Sorry, little cheeps.
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I thought I was a hero,
but I was an idiot.
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Are you freaking kidding? We got to
save the day. It was awesome!
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I decided not to press charges.
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-You're okay!
-[groans] I was.
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Thanks for trying to save me, Chuck.
Sorry about, you know.
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I'm totally fine. I was so slippery
I slid to the infirmary.
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-There you are.
-[hatchlings cheer]
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Did something happen to the slide?
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I was so busy looking at that thing you
pointed out, Chuck, I didn't notice.
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Well, now that that's settled, I think
Chuck Junior needs a little Daddy time.
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All right, Junior, let me tell you
the tale of Mighty Chuck Senior
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and how he saved the day
when the big slide broke.
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Uh, little help?
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[Chuck yelping]
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-[thud]
-[egg cracks]
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Chazz?
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[theme music playing]