1 00:00:09,594 --> 00:00:11,679 {\an8} 2 00:00:11,763 --> 00:00:14,098 {\an8} 3 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:15,058 {\an8} 4 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:26,027 {\an8} 5 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,243 {\an8} 6 00:00:34,327 --> 00:00:37,497 {\an8} 7 00:00:38,122 --> 00:00:41,000 {\an8} 8 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:43,461 {\an8} 9 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:46,047 {\an8} 10 00:00:52,637 --> 00:00:54,847 {\an8}Whoo-hoo! 11 00:00:54,931 --> 00:00:55,765 {\an8}Next! 12 00:00:55,848 --> 00:01:00,603 {\an8}Oh man, I can't wait to check out the new mod Harold and Penley built. 13 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:01,896 {\an8} 14 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:04,148 {\an8}Speaking of can't wait-- ugh! 15 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:06,192 Why did I eat all that tapioca? 16 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:08,694 {\an8}But must get on the slide. 17 00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:10,780 {\an8}I can do this. I can and I-- 18 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:11,948 {\an8}- -Ooh! 19 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:13,574 {\an8}- 20 00:01:13,658 --> 00:01:15,118 Oh! False alarm. 21 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:16,744 Chuck, what are you doing? 22 00:01:16,828 --> 00:01:20,498 Just a little something called aerodynamic friction reduction. 23 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,668 Plus, this weather dries my feathers out. 24 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,711 Don't you think you're too slick? 25 00:01:25,795 --> 00:01:28,297 There's no such thing as too slick, Stella. 26 00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:29,632 Hey! Where y'all going? 27 00:01:37,473 --> 00:01:38,599 Next! 28 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:40,977 Here we go. 29 00:01:41,644 --> 00:01:43,062 Hey, not cool. 30 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:45,147 Not so fast. 31 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:46,065 New rule, 32 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:49,944 there is now a minimum height requirement to go on the big slide. 33 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:51,279 Stand over there. 34 00:01:52,864 --> 00:01:54,699 Aww, too short. Next! 35 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,242 Wait, what? You're kidding, right? 36 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:58,494 I never kid, kid. 37 00:01:58,578 --> 00:02:01,122 No way I'm too short. I demand a recount. 38 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:07,920 Ugh! 39 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:11,382 Next! 40 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,636 You can't do this. This is a total injustice. 41 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:18,556 It goes against everything Camp Splinterwood stands for. 42 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:22,143 When I look around, you know what I see? I see equality. 43 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:27,648 I don't see tall or short, boy or girl, pig or bird. 44 00:02:27,732 --> 00:02:28,733 I see-- 45 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:33,279 My so-called friends totally turning their back on me! 46 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:37,366 Sorry, buddy. Epic speech and all, but that slide! 47 00:02:37,450 --> 00:02:39,327 Yeah! If I don't go, I'm gonna blow. 48 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:41,204 -And not in a good way. 49 00:02:41,287 --> 00:02:45,082 Okay, A. Gross. Two, can't let all this slickness go to waste. 50 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:47,376 And, F. Seriously, ew. 51 00:02:47,460 --> 00:02:49,629 There's probably a reason for the rule. 52 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:53,174 Not everything is some big injustice that needs to be fought. 53 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:58,429 It'll take like 10 minutes, then we can go to something else. Okay? 54 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,224 -Ugh. 55 00:03:06,729 --> 00:03:09,899 Hello, Red. How come you're not on the big slide with everyone else? 56 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:12,526 Ohh. Apparently, there's some new height requirement. 57 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:15,196 That's why the hatchlings couldn't get on. 58 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:18,366 That is so cute! You guys are twinsies. 59 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:23,079 You're welcome to join them. I'm sure you'll fit right in. 60 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,795 -Huh? -Oh! Ow! 61 00:03:36,676 --> 00:03:39,095 [hatchlings groaning and moaning 62 00:03:43,349 --> 00:03:45,559 Unh! 63 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:58,030 That was amazing! 64 00:03:58,114 --> 00:04:01,617 Yeah, I'm gonna go get on, like, a thousand more times today. 65 00:04:01,701 --> 00:04:05,079 OMG. That was so much fun I laid an egg. Like literally. 66 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:07,248 -Ahem! -I'll call him Chuck Junior. 67 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:10,501 -But you can call him Chazz. It's cooler. -Ahem! 68 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,545 Me and Chuck Junior are gonna ride the slide 69 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,463 every single day! 70 00:04:14,547 --> 00:04:15,464 Ahem! 71 00:04:15,548 --> 00:04:17,300 You okay, Stella? If you're getting sick, 72 00:04:17,383 --> 00:04:19,385 I'd ask you to please step away from Chuck Jr. 73 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:21,721 So I'm guessing the slide was… 74 00:04:21,804 --> 00:04:23,723 Yeah, it was so-so. 75 00:04:25,141 --> 00:04:28,144 Who am I kidding? It was chick'n awesome! 76 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:29,854 We're sorry, Red. 77 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,982 Hey, cheer up, buddy. I'm sure you'll be tall enough in a year. 78 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:34,692 -Or two. 79 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,360 -But you little guys, 80 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:38,404 gonna be a long time. 81 00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:42,450 So what do you want to do next? 82 00:04:47,413 --> 00:04:49,332 You know what? You guys go on without me. 83 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:51,417 I've got something I need to do with the hatchlings. 84 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:55,254 Really? Okay. Well, then I guess we'll see you later? 85 00:04:57,340 --> 00:05:00,551 Listen up. I'm getting us all on the big slide. 86 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:05,097 Look, we may be small, but we can use that. 87 00:05:05,181 --> 00:05:07,183 Turn our weakness into our strength. 88 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:09,810 -And here's how we're gonna do it. 89 00:05:09,894 --> 00:05:12,146 Phase one, carbo-load. 90 00:05:14,190 --> 00:05:16,484 We're going to need all the energy we can get. 91 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:19,737 Also, I have a hankering for some worm muffins. 92 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:27,244 Meh. 93 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:29,288 Ah, well. 94 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:36,712 Phase 2, we use stealth to get to the front of the line. 95 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:48,724 Next, our biggest challenge, phase 3. 96 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:52,561 The Big Cheese herself, Lynette. 97 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:58,067 -Ahh! Unh! -Whee! 98 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:01,445 Come back here! 99 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,155 -Ahh! What? -Ha-ha! 100 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,325 And we are go! 101 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:09,662 Red! Red! Red! Red! 102 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:12,373 Yeah, I guess I am a hero. 103 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,793 Now let's get our slide on! 104 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:25,511 Here it comes. 105 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:30,141 This is gonna be awesome! 106 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:43,946 You'll be hearing from my attorney, Mister. 107 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:47,449 Hey, Matilda, you haven't seen Red have you? 108 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:49,785 He said he was going to do something with the hatchlings. 109 00:06:49,869 --> 00:06:53,247 Actually, I haven't seen any of them for a while. 110 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:56,542 If you see them, please tell me, 111 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:59,587 because if anything were to happen to my beautiful babies, 112 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:00,921 I wouldn't know what to do!! 113 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:04,925 Ah, look at that. An really interesting thing you should definitely look at 114 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:06,969 for at least long enough for us to get out of here. 115 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,473 Oh, jeez, they're not gonna make it. 116 00:07:11,557 --> 00:07:12,766 Should we give them a hand? 117 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:13,976 Absolutely not. 118 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:17,688 This is why I implemented the height requirement in the first place. 119 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,483 They broke the rules, they're own their own. 120 00:07:21,025 --> 00:07:22,359 Let's do this. 121 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:25,154 We gotta get to them quick. They're gonna fall. 122 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:28,908 This is the moment I've been waiting for my whole life. 123 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:32,036 Daddy's gotta go be a hero. Grease me up. 124 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,954 -Ugh! 125 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:40,127 Hang on, Red! We're coming! 126 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:44,131 Don't worry, cheeps. My friends are gonna save us. 127 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:47,885 Mwah! Ha ha! 128 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,595 Let's lock and load. 129 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:52,932 It's go time. 130 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:58,062 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 131 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,689 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 132 00:08:00,773 --> 00:08:04,109 Have no fear, Chuck is here! 133 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,706 -It's gonna be okay. 134 00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:24,672 Ahh! 135 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:27,216 -I may have spoken too soon. 136 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:32,805 No, wait, it is gonna be okay. 137 00:08:32,888 --> 00:08:37,101 You're small. You can do things other birds can't, like fit on that ledge. 138 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,061 On my count. Ready? 139 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:42,356 And, one, two, three, swing. 140 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,528 Now, you guys get out of here. 141 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,448 A goodbye would've been nice. 142 00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:58,831 Well, I guess this is it. 143 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:01,709 Oh! 144 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:04,420 Never doubted you guys for a second. 145 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:42,583 Well, I hope you all learned your lesson here. 146 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,543 That's why there are rules. 147 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:48,464 Sorry, little cheeps. 148 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:51,175 I thought I was a hero, but I was an idiot. 149 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:56,180 Are you freaking kidding? We got to save the day. It was awesome! 150 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,724 I decided not to press charges. 151 00:10:00,059 --> 00:10:02,311 -You're okay! -I was. 152 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:07,399 Thanks for trying to save me, Chuck. Sorry about, you know. 153 00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:11,028 I'm totally fine. I was so slippery I slid to the infirmary. 154 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,405 -There you are. 155 00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:16,408 Did something happen to the slide? 156 00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:20,913 I was so busy looking at that thing you pointed out, Chuck, I didn't notice. 157 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:25,250 Well, now that that's settled, I think Chuck Junior needs a little Daddy time. 158 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:28,462 All right, Junior, let me tell you the tale of Mighty Chuck Senior 159 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:31,131 and how he saved the day when the big slide broke. 160 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:32,758 Uh, little help? 161 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:40,891 Chazz?