[gentle music]
♪ Camp Splinterwood ♪
♪ Our summer home ♪
[rock music]
♪ For catapultin! Slingshottin'! Getting thrown! ♪
♪ Campers rocket through the trees ♪
♪ Cannonballing where they please ♪
♪ Zip'n in the air ♪
♪ Crashing everywhere ♪
♪ Archery, dodgebird Borb tennis -- it's absurd! ♪
♪ Here they come! Red, Stella, Bomb, and Chuck ♪
♪ Flyin' fast Look out, duck! ♪
♪ All your life you'll be glad you had this ♪
♪ Angry Birds Summer Madness! ♪
Okay. Now with model rockets,
it's real important that when you launch them
to be super careful not to block my sun.
Copy that?
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
W-W-Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
[laughs] Watch this.
[fart sound]
[all laughing]
Okay, okay, check it out! Check it out. Look, look, look!
[fart sound]
[laughing]
Where's your rocket?
I'm just happy watching you dorks crash and burn.
Well, prepare to be disappointed!
-[grunts] -[explosion]
Repecka, Starling,
isn't it, like, funny how bad everyone's rocket is?
Like, so funny it's sad.
[laughs]
So funny, Robin!
Totally. I'm, like, crying.
Check this out.
Oh! New camp record!
Not that that's saying much with this total lack of competish.
-Robin's rocket rules! -Robin's rocket rules!
Whoo! Ha!
Hey, Stella, like, not trying is the same as losing. You know that, right?
Hey! If she even thought about trying, she'd totally kick your--
Why do you always act like you're better than everyone?
Because I am better than everyone.
Oh, sweetie! It's okay to be jealous of me.
Everyone else is!
Literally everyone.
So jealous.
Chuck, gonna need to borrow your tools.
I think it's time to--
Chuck, you built your rocket with a soda bottle.
Yeah. Why?
[groans]
Red. I think it's time to build my own rocket
and show Little Miss Better Than Everyone, here,
that she's not… better than everyone… here.
Well, I hope your rocket lands better than your comeback, sweetie!
Ooh! Hard peck!
Ooh, nice rocket burn, Robin.
Bye!
Oh! I'm gonna enjoy wiping that smug grin off her beak!
"Ew. I'm, like, Robin. And I think I'm better than everyone."
You call that a well-made bed? Mine is, like, so much better.
[cheering, clapping]
You call that a dessert? Mine's way better.
[giggling, cheering]
[sighs]
That cloud looks like a hat.
Hardly. It's a flying saucer.
Yes! I imagined it better.
-Whoo-hoo! -[cheering]
And I have way better flashbacks.
[grumbles]
Oh! Glad to see you've given up the rocket thing
and just decided to play with this trash.
Ha. Hilarious. Watch this.
[rocket sputtering]
Ahh!
[all laughing]
You were right. That was hilarious.
You know, maybe challenging Robin at rocket building isn't the best idea.
She's, like, really good at it.
That's exactly why I have to beat her.
Ow! Ooh! Eee! Ow!
[Robin] Still hilarious!
[Robin] Okay. Now that's just sad.
Psst. Penley.
Can you hook me up with some high-end pig tech?
[whistles] Ooh!
Now that's what I'm talking about.
What do you think of this?
[coughing]
Wait, I just need a sec.
That went way better in my head. I'm gonna go get a glass of water.
Wow, that's, like, impressive… Sorry, Robin.
Ugh! Why does she always get up in my beak?
I mean, like, what did I ever do to her?
What if her rocket, like, goes higher than yours?
Oh, it's going higher all right.
Like, way higher.
[rock music]
[music stops]
Good luck, Stella. You're my hero.
-We'll never forget you! -I'll be back in two minutes.
That's two minutes too long!
[Stella grunts]
[Red over P.A.] Ground control to Stella. Do you copy?
Copy! Start countdown, Ground Control.
Ten, nine, eight--
-Let me! -No!
Seven, four, 90, six and a half, four, 877, four, touchdown!
What did I say about blocking my sun?
[snickers]
And Robin's record is toast!
[rapid beeping]
Uh-oh. It's not stopping!
Entering low Earth orbit! Which is amazing!
I just blew Robin's record out of the water!
Um, I don't think so.
If I hadn't snuck aboard and sabotaged your rocket,
you'd never have gotten so high. This is my record.
You wish!
Wait, what? You did what to my rocket?
Yeah, I wasn't gonna let you beat my record,
but then the stupid hatch slammed shut behind me and I got stuck here.
Well, then I guess you got what you deserve.
Yep. The record!
Victory strut, y'all!
-Ooh! Ooh! -[dance music]
Nuh-uh! No way.
I built the rocket. The record is mine.
So, kiss my butt feathers.
And since I was at the front of the rocket,
I was the first Splinterwood camper in space,
which outdoes anything you ever did, ever.
Oh, actually, the rocket was spinning when it passed into low earth orbit,
meaning the back of it entered first, which is where I was.
First in space and in your face!
[loud clank]
[gasps] We're drifting toward outer space!
If we don't get this rocket moving, we'll be lost forever!
Good thing I'm here to save us.
Not if I save us first!
If anyone…
-[static over radio] -…will save… me.
It's Stella. She's saying, "Save me!"
We've gotta rescue her!
All right, guys, let's get to work. This is it! Your boy Chuck's got a plan.
Look at her, thinking she's better than me at saving our lives.
She thinks she's so cool. Like she'll be the one to keep us from a horrible death.
[Bomb humming "Ride of the Valkyries"]
Ew. Do you hear something?
[Chuck] Our brave heroes make their way toward the stranded rocket
to rescue their friend!
Oh no.
It's a spectacular rescue,
but one of the heroes really hopes there's a bathroom on the rocket
because he's been drinking soda the whole time!
[groans]
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
We're here to rescue you!
You're as good as saved!
Except that we seem to be floating away in the wrong direction!
[Red screams]
[Chuck] I really gotta go pee-pee bad now!
[sighs] Don't worry!
I'm comin' to save ya!
Nuh-uh! If anyone's gonna be the first camper to do a space rescue,
it's gonna be me!
Eat my space dust!
[grunting]
[Red screams]
He's going too fast!
What do we do?
Oh!
Ha ha!
[exciting music]
Okay, we got him!
Whoopsy! My bad!
[alarm blaring]
Uh, can you do us a favor and stop trying to rescue us?
Yeah, we got this.
You reroute the whatsamathingy and I'll reconnect the thingamabob.
Got it.
[screaming]
[whimpering]
Mommy.
Now that's what I call a rescue!
Oh, yeah!
Gross.
[snoring]
Great work on your, uh… rocket thingies.
I hope it was, like, educational or whatever.
You know, I still don't like you,
but it was kind of cool to have someone challenge me for a change.
It made me reach new heights. Literally.
Yeah! Wanting to beat you made me do something I never would have done.
Hey, Penley!
You can mark the new record Stella and Robin.
Um, actually, I think it should be Robin and Stella.
Don't you dare! It was totally me!
-I don't think so. -What?! What are you talking about?
-No, you pushed the thingamabob. -No!
-I saved the boys-- -That was me.
[theme music playing]