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{\an8}

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{\an8}Whee!

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{\an8}Whoa!

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{\an8}Unh!

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{\an8}Come on, cheeple!

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{\an8}-This isn't rocket surgery!

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{\an8}We gotta hit them before they hit us.

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{\an8}Let's play Dodgebird!

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{\an8}

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Hey, Blue birds! Hope you like
chewing on hatchling feathers

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{\an8}because I got an
all-you-can-eat buffet for you.

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{\an8}Whoa! Pump the brakes, Stella.

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{\an8}These kids are in first grade.

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Well, lucky for them Professor Stella's
here to teach them a valuable lesson.

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Class in session!

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Who's with me?

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I am, I am, I am!

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And I got some sweet, sweet moves!

25
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Ooh, watch me shimmy!

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Watch me dazzle! Watch me-- Ow!

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-Out, out and--

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Ow, ow, ow!
So much pain.

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Open wide and say, "Ahh," birdies!

30
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-Dinner's ready!

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Wow, we may actually win for-- Unh!

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-And you are out!

33
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Team Itty-Bitty Bluebirds wins.

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-Oh, come on!

35
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Aww, don't be sad.
You'll still get to go to the finals.

36
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I mean, you'll be in the stands
watching my team win, but you'll be there.

37
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Ooh! That burn was unwell.

38
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Do you mean sick burn?

39
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Yeah, that's it. Sick burn!

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Thanks, coach.

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We'll see you in the finals.

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On the court, beak-to-beak.

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Yeah, beak-to-beak, face-to-face.

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Head-to-shoulders, knees and toes,
knees and toes--

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Team meeting.

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I'm the captain of this team
and I do not lose ever!

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And if we're on the same team, we do not--

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-Shower?
-Lose, Chuck! We do not lose!

49
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But you definitely
need to shower, like now.

50
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I know you love winning, Stella,
but losing is way easier.

51
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Look. I have one rule.

52
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Shower. I get it. I heard you
loud and clear before. Jeez!

53
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No, Chuck, you do whatever it takes
to win, no matter the cost.

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And if we had a real coach
instead of Mighty Eagle,

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he'd say the same.

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Oh, coach!

57
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I thought the schedule said couch!

58
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It is real comfy.

59
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Gonna be hard
getting me off this thing now.

60
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If we lose one more time,
we're out of the tournament

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and the look on Robin's smug beak
will haunt me forever.

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You know who you should get to coach you?
Harold.

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What Harold? The Harold?

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Yeah, you know, little guy, bald,
completely beaten down by life.

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I mean, he was
the greatest Dodgebird champion

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in the history
of Camp Splinterwood.

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Hmm.

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Coach your Dodgebird team?
Oh, no can doodly I'm afraid.

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But you were a winner.

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Exactly. I was. Yeah.

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That's why I can't coach you.

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That makes zero sense.

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If you coach us,
we can win the tournament!

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No doubt. But Lynette coaches
Robin's team and they always win.

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Lynette loves winning.

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Only thing she loves
more than winning is--

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-You?
-Oh, gosh no, trophies!

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Has a wall of them in her cabin,

79
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and she's expecting to add to it
after the tournament.

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She'd bend my beak if I dared
compete against her. No thanks!

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-Hey, Harold!

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-I'm not giving up. Dodgebirds don't quit.

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-Huh? Huh huh?

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Mm-mm-mm.

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Ohh!

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Huh? Huh? Huh?

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Mm-mm.

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-Huh? Huh? Huh?
-Ohh!

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Huh?

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Whoa! Was that you?

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Yeah.
That was me.

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Ohh! I come back to
my old clubhouse sometimes and--

93
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To remember how good
winning that trophy felt?

94
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To remember the sound of the crowd
cheering for you?

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Ooh. Winning that tournament
was the best day of my life.

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Coach us, Harold. You can win it again.

97
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You can have another trophy.
Another best day.

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Just listen to the crowd.

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Harold! Harold!

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Quit it! No, don't!
I'm tellin you I can't--

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Oh, fine! I'll do it!

102
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Yes!

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You want to win the Dodgebird tournament?

104
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Well, winning costs!

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And right here is where you start payin'!

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In sweat!

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I just showered!

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If you want to win,
you have to be the hatchlings!

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You must become one with the ball.

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Now load up!

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Whoo!

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-Yeah! Keep it up!

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Way to go, guys!

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-You're ready!

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I've taught you everything I know.

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Wow, really?
That only took like 14 seconds.

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Oh, it's on.

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You're out!

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You did it, Harold! You got us to--

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The finals. I sure did!

121
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That's what winners do!

122
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Ooh, I am so glad
you and your loser team made it.

123
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It's gonna be so much fun
kicking your butt feathers!

124
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That's my trophy, Harold!

125
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If you were smart,
you'd quit right now.

126
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Well, you know me, cuddle bug.
Not very smart.

127
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Too bad because if your team beats mine,

128
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you're looking for another camp
to work at, as in bye-bye.

129
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You can't coach us, Harold.

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But it's like you said,
winners win no matter the cost.

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But when the cost is your job,
your home, your marriage?

132
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Lynette said she'd "bye-bye" you!

133
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Dodgebirds don't quit
and I am 1000% Dodgebird.

134
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Let's get ready to play Dodgebird!

135
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Guys, we have to lose the game.

136
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If we win, Lynette will fire Harold.

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He'll have to leave camp. We gotta lose.

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You heard her, boys.
Let's stink this place up.

139
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Oh! Whoa!

140
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Harold trained us too well!
Losing is gonna be impossible!

141
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Oh, that's it. You're going down!

142
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Sorry. We're really trying to lose here.

143
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Don't worry, cheeple. I got you.

144
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Chuck, Bomb, Red! You're out!

145
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Um, what are you celebrating for?
You're throwing the game.

146
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-Yep!
-Time out.

147
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I'm pulling Stella
and replacing her with me.

148
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What? He's not allowed to do that!

149
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It's in the rules.

150
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Then I pull my team
and replace them with me!

151
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-Huh?!
-Sudden death! Game on!

152
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This is the dumbest game
of Dodgebird ever.

153
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Don't do it, Harold. It's not worth it!

154
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She's right.

155
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What's he doing?

156
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Be the hatchling.
Be the hatchling.

157
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He's becoming one with the ball.

158
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No!

159
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You're out! Harold wins!

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Whoo!

161
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Oh, birdfeed.

162
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Harold!

163
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-You didn't listen to me.

164
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You just had to win, didn't you?

165
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-I have never seen

166
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this side of you before.

167
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I like it.

168
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Ugh!

169
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Eww!

170
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Ohh!

171
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Harold, I just want to say that I really--

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-Harold!
-Mmm mmm mmm!

173
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Oh, okay, I get it.
This isn't about Dodgebird anymore.

174
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I'll check back in later!

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Harold!