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{\an8}‪（木片夏令营）

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{\an8}‪NETFLIX 剧集

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{\an8}‪木片夏令营

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{\an8}‪我们的盛夏之家

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{\an8}‪拉弓<i>‪、</i>‪弹射、一飞冲天

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{\an8}‪露营者像火箭一样穿越树林

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{\an8}‪随便开炮 开心就好

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{\an8}‪掠过蓝天

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{\an8}‪四处碰撞

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{\an8}‪射箭 躲避飞鸟 滚人网球 实在疯狂

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{\an8}‪胖红、史黛拉、炸弹黑和飞镖黄

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{\an8}‪飞得飞快 小心鸭子！

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{\an8}‪毕生怀念的美好时光

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{\an8}‪愤怒的小鸟：疯狂夏日

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{\an8}‪我觉得可以用
‪云燕跳水来开始这美好的一天

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{\an8}‪我正在做开瓶器旋转

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{\an8}‪紧接着是反向旋转
‪食蚁兽倾泻跳水 配上一片奶酪

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‪每次都惊艳全场 你呢炸弹黑？

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‪炮弹式跳水

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‪一向都是这招 飞镖黄

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‪你的声音怎么了？听起来很奇怪

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‪-我喉咙痛
‪-没关系 我们可以用拍身舞来沟通

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‪你听到了吗 哈罗德？

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‪快乐露营者发出的欢快声音？

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‪是的 令人难以忍受

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‪所有露营者请注意

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‪由于噪音引起的应激头痛

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‪现在滑梯无限期关闭

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‪什么？关闭？

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‪丽奈特头疼就要让大家扫兴而归吗？

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‪“我叫丽奈特 这些噪音害我头疼”

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‪“我叫丽奈特 我是个非常专横的人”

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‪“我叫丽奈特 我要毁了大家的兴致”

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‪兄弟 你的声音跟她很像 再来一次

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‪“我叫丽奈特 我要毁了大家的兴致”

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‪过来

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‪这边请 亲爱的
‪呼吸点清新空气会有好处 没错

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‪说话别这么大声

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‪你看不出来我正头疼欲裂吗？

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‪走吧

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‪告诉大家滑梯重新开放了

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‪别人为什么要听我的？

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‪模仿丽奈特的声音

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‪大家好 我是丽奈特

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‪滑梯现在重新开放了

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‪还有飞镖黄和
‪史黛拉马上到我办公室来

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‪我不知道往厕所里
‪塞满菠萝会导致水漫金山

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‪我不是有意的！

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‪惊喜吧？

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‪你们在做什么？等等 刚才是你？

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‪是炸弹黑 再来一次

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‪露营者 大家好 又是我丽奈特

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‪请大家都用自己的腋窝发出屁声

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‪都乖乖照办了

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‪那不是腋窝的声音

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‪你知道这意味着什么吗？

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‪我们可以随便宣布任何消息

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‪我们可以把木片夏令营变成…

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‪胖红酷炫营地

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‪我想改成史黛拉女王营地 但是…

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‪我跟你说 哈罗德
‪我刚才在广播里听见了自己的声音

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‪等等 他们回来了

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‪我们得离开这里

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‪不行 如果我们能把丽奈特引开

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‪就能用你奇特的声音
‪让这个营地变成露营者的天堂

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‪等等 我有办法了

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‪你好啊

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‪高档羽毛水疗中心为您服务

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‪哈罗德 你终于做了件有用的事吗？

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‪见机行事吧

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‪当然了 亲爱的 是我准备的

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‪这个水疗中心看着很像我们的工具棚

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‪或者说您的工具棚很像我的水疗中心

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‪现在请您躺下 闭上眼睛

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‪让烦人的压力全都一扫而光

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‪欣赏一曲高贵的鲸鱼舒缓音乐

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‪我们开始吧 好吗？

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‪您的身体有点僵硬呢

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‪看来我们得加大力度了

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‪好 我们先说什么好呢？

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‪也许我们不应该滥用这种权力

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‪因为这可能会导致可怕的事情

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‪让我们自食其果

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‪也可以用来闹着玩 好好过把瘾

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‪各位请注意

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‪从现在开始
‪早、午、晚餐都供应冰淇淋

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‪不错 好 轮到我了 首先…

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‪弹弓不限制每次乘坐的小鸟数量

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‪哈罗德 你可以给自己加薪

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‪爱你 亲爱的

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‪现在允许把木屋掀翻

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‪-现在我们要升级行动…
‪-给冰淇淋撒上彩糖

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‪彩糖？说什么呢？
‪我们要玩点儿更劲爆的

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‪各位请注意
‪所有冰淇淋现在都要浇上辣酱

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‪是啊 真好玩啊

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‪你疯了吗？

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‪不 我就觉得这样好玩 你有意见吗？

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‪在武术馆玩枕头大战有意思得多

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‪你是想说彩蛋射击更好玩吧？

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‪-枕头大战
‪-彩蛋射击

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‪枕头大战 彩蛋射击

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‪枕头大战 彩蛋射击

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‪你听到了吗？也许我应该去看看

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‪什么？不行 您现在不能走

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‪我还没给你做…耙子治疗呢

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‪你想让营地变得有意思吗？那就给我

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‪这里没有人比我更了解什么是乐趣

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‪我知道什么是乐趣

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‪请你们不要争了

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‪我想让史黛拉女王营地变成鸟托邦

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‪不 是我要把它变成鸟托邦

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‪而你只会搞破坏

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‪胖红 我以前见过你生气的样子

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‪但这是你头一回对朋友生气

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‪怎么回事？
‪这不是我们的性格 都怪这广播

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‪它威力太强了 让我们思维扭曲
‪把我们变成了…丽奈特

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‪我们能驾驭它
‪有了广播 我们无所不能

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‪不 别再发布消息了
‪我们必须把权力还给丽奈特

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‪她是唯一能驾驭它的邪恶人物

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‪你要去哪里？

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‪去跟丽奈特坦白 让她拿回麦克风

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‪你疯了吗？你不能告诉丽奈特

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‪这是为了我们好

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‪胖红！

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‪完了 我们会被赶出营地的

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‪但愿广播能助我们一臂之力

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‪来吧 炸弹黑

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‪各位请注意
‪必须不惜一切代价阻止胖红

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‪但是动作要轻柔 或许可以抱住他？

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‪他在那里！抓住他

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‪投放西瓜弹

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‪-他在那儿
‪-就在那里

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‪你们必须阻止他

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‪他就在那儿！抓住他！

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‪丽奈特 我们做了可怕的事

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‪炸弹黑喉咙痛 他声音跟你一样

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‪于是我们用广播改了规则

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‪这个水疗中心只是用来引开你的计谋

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‪他不是按摩师 而是飞镖黄

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‪好大的胆子！我真的是按摩师 我…

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‪不好 等等

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‪我知道这是不对的

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‪我们原以为可以实现鸟托邦

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‪结果却让我们的友谊产生了裂缝

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‪帮帮我们吧 丽奈特 我们愿接受处罚

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‪我好多年没这么轻松过了

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‪我的头痛完全消失了

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‪我确定一切都只是因为青春活力

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‪-她一点都不生气
‪-干得好 飞镖黄 你救了我们

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‪对不起 史黛拉 我对你发脾气了

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‪我觉得这或许是个教训？

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‪下次我会确保
‪你和丽奈特都不知道实情

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‪我不会再假扮任何人了 再也不会了

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‪你知道吗 史黛拉？
‪冰淇淋配辣酱其实味道不错呢

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‪-什么？
‪-什么？

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‪没什么

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‪（字幕翻译：杨宇航）