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{\an8}‪（木片夏令营）

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{\an8}‪NETFLIX 剧集

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{\an8}‪木片夏令营

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{\an8}‪我们的盛夏之家

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{\an8}‪拉弓、弹射、一飞冲天！

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{\an8}‪露营者像火箭一样穿越树林

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{\an8}‪随便开炮 开心就好

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{\an8}‪掠过蓝天

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{\an8}‪四处碰撞

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{\an8}‪射箭 躲避飞鸟 滚人网球 实在疯狂

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{\an8}‪胖红、史黛拉、炸弹黑和飞镖黄！

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{\an8}‪飞得飞快 小心鸭子！

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{\an8}‪毕生怀念的美好时光

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{\an8}‪愤怒的小鸟：疯狂夏日！

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‪飞镖黄跑哪去了？

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‪我想快点开始打滚人网球

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{\an8}‪史黛拉 我们三个人没法玩双打

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{\an8}‪这就像个难解的数学题

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{\an8}‪炸弹黑说得对 而且我们
‪决不会对朋友做的事是什么？

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‪扯着羽毛把他提起来？

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‪但你总是这样对我

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‪对 确实如此

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{\an8}‪不 我们决不会把朋友晾在一边

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{\an8}‪他正把我们晾在一边

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‪我们去找他
‪提醒他决不要对朋友做这种事

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‪老友们？

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‪-飞镖黄？
‪-飞镖黄？

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‪嘿 各位

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‪飞镖黄 怎么会这样？

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‪大家都叫我无厘头

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‪我想证明他们是错的

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‪-所以我捡了块石头…
‪-不

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‪我们是说你嘴里吃什么？

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‪没错

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‪但营地里不准吃糖

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‪是啊 我还记得来到营地那天的情景

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‪欢迎来到木片夏令营

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‪把甜品都交出来！

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‪但是…

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‪我改变主意了 我想回家

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‪这没什么

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‪我每次受伤
‪都会从布兰达护士的罐子里拿糖果

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‪你说什么？

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‪拜托告诉我以后还能打小鸟棒球

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‪我答应过宝宝鸟
‪我会辅导他们参加联赛

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‪我们这里没有小鸟棒球场

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‪没错 所以我显然头部受了重伤

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‪但真的很痛 是心里很痛

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‪当然你看不到血迹

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‪血是红的 我也是红的
‪但请相信我 真的流血了

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‪你以为我看不出来
‪有人想假装受伤骗糖果吃吗？

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‪我可是专业的医护人员

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‪不 你只是换了顶帽子的午餐阿姨

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‪你们没想到吧？

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‪帽子没换 只是反过来戴了

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‪瞧 这才是真的受伤了

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‪飞镖黄 需要什么？跟平常一样？

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‪给我个惊喜吧 布布

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‪真高兴我留了一颗

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‪你只是本色出演
‪就能得到糖果 太不公平了

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‪确实如此

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‪我们轮流舔棒棒糖吧？

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‪或者 等等 我知道了

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‪要不这样！

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‪我故意弄伤自己
‪然后给你们拿糖果吃

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‪大开眼界

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‪放松点 炸弹黑

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‪飞镖黄 身为你亲爱的朋友

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‪我不能让你做鲁莽、不负责的事

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‪老实说 这想法笨到家了

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‪对 不过能吃糖果

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‪有道理 我同意

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‪那我们开始吧

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‪旗开得胜

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‪我能说什么呢？这是天赋

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‪我很荣幸能与你分享

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‪任何新手都能瞄准红心

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‪只有职业选手知道怎样才能…

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‪瞄不准！

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‪给我朋友炸弹黑的新鲜焦糖糖果

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‪很多人不知道
‪这个艺术手工课也是很讲技巧的

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‪给我朋友胖红的棒棒糖

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‪飞镖黄 那不是棒棒糖

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‪飞镖黄 能给我吃糖吗？

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‪给你一个
‪再给你一个 还有你们三个

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‪给你一个

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‪一个 两个 还有你们三个！

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‪唉 我这么做
‪只是为了终于能获得大家的爱戴

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‪就该这样 飞镖黄

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‪你是最厉害的鸟儿

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‪今天真棒 飞镖黄

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‪明天我们真的开始
‪打滚人网球吧 怎么样？

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‪等等 我有个更好的主意

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‪要不这样！

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‪我故意弄伤自己
‪然后给你们所有人发糖果？

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‪飞镖黄 不如还是算了吧？

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‪算什么？我知道
‪这算是飞镖黄狂欢日

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‪只有我觉得这里热吗？
‪我要去散步了

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‪我是说去散步 找点新鲜的梨…

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‪找梨子吃

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‪我听说他们叫你糖果超人

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‪你们不觉得飞镖黄很奇怪吗？

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‪是的 经典的飞镖黄作风

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‪飞镖黄平常不这样

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‪他失去了理智 我们得想点办法

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‪嘿 我刚想到了一个绝妙的主意

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‪能给几个露营者发糖果是挺酷的

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‪但如果我把自己搞得遍体鳞伤

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‪这样就能给所有人发糖果了！

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‪我不确定 飞镖黄 这听起来…

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‪太棒了！想象一下 我会成传奇人物

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‪我的名字在洗手间名人墙上发光

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‪嘿 请尊重隐私

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‪飞镖黄 我们觉得你遇到问题了

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‪你说得对

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‪我的问题是想象力太局限了

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‪我需要一台机器 让我伤得体无完肤

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‪布兰达会把一整罐糖都给我的

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‪我称之为传奇制造机

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‪够了 飞镖黄 我觉得你需要外力介入

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‪是的 别再往身上绑绷带了

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‪飞镖黄 拜托不要造传奇制造机

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‪别担心 炸弹黑
‪我不会的 因为我已经造好了

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‪这就是传奇制造机

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‪它有尖头勺子

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‪巨型奶酪刨丝器 布置好的砂石

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‪让我每一寸皮肤
‪都会被压扁、挤碎或者断裂

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‪看起来会很疼

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‪你不能这样做 飞镖黄

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‪你们不懂

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‪我这辈子一直都被别人嘲笑

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‪但这是我第一次受到大家喜爱

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‪如果我来到世上就是为取悦大家呢？

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‪如果这就是我的命运呢？

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‪我们知道这对你很重要

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‪但你不觉得这有点夸张吗？

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‪我很震惊地听到
‪你们居然不支持自己的朋友

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‪我早该知道 这是你的主意 奈德混蛋

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‪原来是你 飞镖黄平常总出馊主意

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‪但这主意愚蠢至极

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‪能让我吃上糖果就一点都不蠢了

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‪你别想得逞 奈德飞

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‪飞镖黄哪儿也不会去的

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‪胖红？

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‪我们得阻止他

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‪但我们要怎么上去？

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‪喂！我们是鸟 我们会飞啊

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‪木片夏令营 大家好！

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‪谁想吃糖果？

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‪那就让肥膘黄听见你们的声音

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‪肥膘黄…

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‪抱歉 刚才有人告诉我他叫飞镖黄

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‪飞镖黄…

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‪我要在脏兮兮的
‪洗手间名人墙上名留青史啦

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‪-别这样！不要！
‪-飞镖黄！不！

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‪你们在这里做什么？

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‪我们是来阻止你的
‪否则你会后悔一辈子

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‪如果你跳下去的话 你这辈子就完了

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‪没错 但听听这些爱的欢呼声

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‪飞镖黄

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‪我宁愿光荣地跳下去 成为传奇人物

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‪但你已经是我们的传奇了

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‪是吗？

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‪飞镖黄 我们就是你的洗手间名人墙

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‪这是我听过最贴心的一句赞美

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‪你说得对 我在想什么呢？

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‪来拥抱一下吧 小鸟们

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‪不好意思 我的错

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‪那会留疤的

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‪谢谢你们劝我
‪别犯下人生中最严重的错误

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‪看到你们这么痛苦
‪让我庆幸事情没发生在我身上

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‪嘿 这不就是朋友该做的事吗？

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‪至少我们还能拿到糖果

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‪其实 飞镖黄把糖全吃完了

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‪那罐子里装的是颜色鲜艳的石头

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‪我就知道

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‪（字幕翻译：杨宇航）