1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,007 [raunchy rock music] 2 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:08,842 Dudes! 3 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:12,595 What a long, strange trip it's been! 4 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:17,726 Together, we've witnessed some of the most spectacular, 5 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:23,898 weird and wonderful creatures that call our big, blue ball "home." 6 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:25,817 But indulge me, if you will, 7 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:29,571 as I turn the very concept of our absurd planet... 8 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:31,114 on its head, 9 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:35,785 because, while you may think you knew everything about animals 10 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,912 - we typically consider normal... - [animal calls] 11 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:41,041 ...you actually don't know jack! 12 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:46,212 So, let's call this a behind-the-scenes, deep-dive peek 13 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:48,423 at my hall of famers. 14 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:53,219 The oddest facts about the everyday animals, 15 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:54,471 like lions... 16 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:55,554 [roars] 17 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:56,597 ...tigers... 18 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,224 - [growls] - ...and bears, 19 00:00:58,349 --> 00:01:01,394 that will have you actually saying: 20 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:02,479 [male] Oh, my! 21 00:01:03,354 --> 00:01:05,607 - All here on our... - [squeals] 22 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:11,738 ...Absurd Planet! 23 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,116 [Italian accordion music] 24 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:17,494 [NYC Italian accent] Hey! I'm a raccoon, okay? 25 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:19,954 You probably met my cousin, the naked mole rat. 26 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:22,749 Anywhere you go on the Earth globe, there I am. 27 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:26,753 My habitat's everywhere, so get used to us, cuzo. 28 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:30,256 You see that garbage pile? That's my garbage pile. 29 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:32,842 You see that gunk? That's my gunk. 30 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:34,385 That's what I eat, okay? 31 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:37,972 I'm the world's most omnivorous animal. 32 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:39,390 Omni-vor-ous. 33 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:42,435 That's a good word, right? Look it up. I'll wait. 34 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,562 [clock ticking] 35 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:45,729 Okay? 36 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:48,775 That means I eat plants, I eat animals, 37 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,735 - I'll even eat that bird! - [tweets] 38 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:54,072 Get over here. Gimme that. Bring it over here. Bring it over here! 39 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:55,156 [jazz music] 40 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:58,368 My most distinctive features are my dexterous front paws. 41 00:01:58,535 --> 00:01:59,536 [jazz interlude] 42 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:00,662 They're gorgeous! 43 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:04,249 My facial mask, which helps me see in the dark. 44 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:05,458 [jazz music interlude] 45 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:06,543 Gorgeous. 46 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:07,877 And my ringed tail? 47 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:09,212 [jazz interlude] 48 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:10,295 Gorgeous. 49 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:14,342 Wetting my food so it'll make a nice sauce, huh? 50 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:16,344 - [jazz music interlude] - Smart! 51 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,471 Scusi, okay? 52 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:21,683 Get outta my gaaarbage, huh? 53 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:23,809 I'm datin' yer sister. 54 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:25,645 Whaddya want? 55 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:26,771 Now, where was I? What? 56 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,231 Raccoons. 57 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:31,109 We're okay by me, huh? Whaddya want? 58 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:32,443 [jazz music ends] 59 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,655 - [whimsical music] - [birds twittering] 60 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:40,285 [Mother Nature] Now, everyone knows what a goat is. 61 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:44,831 They're an animal so common, they practically grow on trees. 62 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:45,914 [bleating] 63 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:51,963 Point is, there's a curiously absurd fact about goats you probably didn't know. 64 00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:54,132 Take a listen to this goat: 65 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:55,550 [long, high bleat] 66 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:58,219 Alright, now listen to this one: 67 00:02:58,344 --> 00:02:59,262 [short, low bleat] 68 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:00,889 Notice anything different? 69 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:01,931 [low bleat] 70 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,391 Hmm, well... 71 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,685 depending on where they grow up, 72 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:09,397 goats have different accents and dialects. 73 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:10,522 [bleating] 74 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:12,650 Oh, you don't speak goat? 75 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:16,196 Well, lucky for you, I'm Mother Nature. 76 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:19,199 So my crack linguistics team will help translate. 77 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,117 [long bleat] 78 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:25,038 [calling] Oh, Clive! Translation please? 79 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:28,249 [upper-class British accent] Chuffed to bits to meet you. 80 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:29,876 Fancy a cuppa? 81 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:33,588 - Ah, yes, the regal British goat. - [bleating] 82 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:35,340 Let's listen to this next one: 83 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:36,466 [high-pitched bleat] 84 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:37,759 Étienne? 85 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:40,011 [male] Je suis un beau chèvre. 86 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:41,512 Veux-tu m'épouser? 87 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:44,390 [Mother Nature] Yeah, I'll get back to you on that, Frenchie. 88 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:47,727 Researchers found that goats modify their accents 89 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:50,396 as they age, and enter specific goatherds. 90 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:54,359 Sorta like that time Madonna turned British. [chuckles] 91 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:58,446 [New Jersey female] Uhh! You give me angina when you make fun o' Madonna! 92 00:03:58,529 --> 00:04:00,240 She's my inspiration. 93 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:05,578 I listen to her every day, on my drive in to Dunkin' Donuts. 94 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:08,331 [ambient music] 95 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,668 [chirruping insects] 96 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,168 [male] I... 97 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:14,544 am... 98 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,089 elephant. 99 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:19,592 [baby elephant call] 100 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,053 We have... 101 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:23,762 perfect... 102 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:25,682 memory. 103 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,392 [sighs] 104 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,271 I can't 'member... 105 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:32,646 where I... 106 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:33,940 heard that. 107 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:39,028 We can't... 108 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:40,862 jump. 109 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,118 But you can't... 110 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:46,493 weigh... 111 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:50,206 13,000 pounds... 112 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:51,916 Dumbo. 113 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:54,585 So... 114 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,796 call... me... 115 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:59,507 maybeee. 116 00:05:01,592 --> 00:05:03,594 [country music] 117 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,639 [Mother Nature] Do you know what an opossum is? 118 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:12,228 You o'probably think they're just an ordinary o'pest from your o'garden, 119 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:16,399 but, oh boy, do you have them all o'wrong. 120 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:17,942 [cheesy music] 121 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:19,444 Hi, everybody. 122 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:21,779 My name is O'Patrick the Opossum, 123 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:25,241 and I'm here to tell you that opossums are awesomes. 124 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:28,578 People think we're ugly and scary, and have gross tails. 125 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,121 And while that's totally true, 126 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:32,373 we also have many benefits to humans. 127 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:36,544 For starters, we eat garden pests like slugs, cockroaches and rats, 128 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:37,837 and we love eating ticks. 129 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,840 I can eat 5,000 ticks per season. 130 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:41,758 Wow! 131 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,634 Even ticks that carry Lyme disease. 132 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:44,635 But get this: 133 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,929 I don't carry Lyme disease myself! 134 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,389 Pretty awesomes, right? 135 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:50,224 We're also immune to snake venom. 136 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:53,186 - I'll eat a snake to protect your family. - [hisses] 137 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,688 Uh, that's actually a snake eating an opossum, 138 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:56,898 but you get the point. 139 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:58,816 Sometimes when we get really scared, 140 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,861 we'll get paralyzed and play dead for one to four hours, 141 00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:04,113 hoping the predator will just go away. 142 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:05,448 How awesomes is that? 143 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,868 So next time you see an opossum, don't be scared. 144 00:06:08,951 --> 00:06:12,580 Give him a high-five, because opossums are awesomes! 145 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:14,665 Disclaimer: Don't give an opossum a high-five. 146 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:17,293 While they don't carry Lyme disease, they still carry diseases, 147 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,521 like tuberculosis, relapsing fever, and Chagas disease, 148 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:21,607 and they may be infested with fleas, mites, and lice. 149 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:24,467 Don't listen to him. Opossums are awesomes! 150 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:32,141 [Mother Nature] For millennia, many of my... shall I say, peskier creations, 151 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:35,770 have been a source of irritation and controversy. 152 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:38,356 Yeah... for all of mankind! 153 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,691 Admittedly, he's right. 154 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:44,445 I am nothing, if not an equal opportunist. 155 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:47,490 So, in the interest of equal time, 156 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:51,160 I present these opposing viewpoints... in song. 157 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,286 [insects buzzing] 158 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:59,252 [male human] ♪ She has to say she's sorry For the mess she's made ♪ 159 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:04,173 ♪ Mosquito bites and bed bugs Dust mites ♪ 160 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:07,176 ♪ Walk away! ♪ 161 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:11,556 ♪ You better get your can of Raid ♪ 162 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:19,063 ♪ She has to say she's sorry For these jerks she's brought ♪ 163 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:23,609 ♪ Why do fleas and ticks even exist ♪ 164 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:27,238 ♪ Tapeworms are caught ♪ 165 00:07:27,321 --> 00:07:32,034 ♪ From that day-old sushi you bought ♪ 166 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:36,164 [animals] ♪ She's our hero ♪ 167 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:40,376 ♪ Perfect in every way ♪ 168 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:46,299 ♪ She can do no wrong ♪ 169 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:51,471 ♪ We're offended by this song ♪ 170 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:54,974 [human] ♪ She has to do some 'splainin' ♪ 171 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:59,770 ♪ What the heck is this? ♪ 172 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:03,566 ♪ There's fish that swim into urethra ♪ 173 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:06,486 ♪ Say you're sorry, Miss ♪ 174 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:11,657 ♪ Well you must be a lunatic ♪ 175 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:16,037 [animals] ♪ She's our hero ♪ 176 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:20,374 ♪ Perfect in every way ♪ 177 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:26,255 ♪ She can do no wrong ♪ 178 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:31,302 ♪ We're offended by this song ♪ 179 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:38,643 [human] ♪ She has to say she's sorry For the mess she's made ♪ 180 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:40,311 [wasps buzzing] 181 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:44,023 [Mother Nature huffing] Fine. I'm really sorry. 182 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:48,402 We all know lions. 183 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:52,323 They are kings, and they are cowards. 184 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:56,619 They open up classic movies, and have never won Wimbledon. 185 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:58,704 - [growling] - But what you might not know 186 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:02,124 is that lions have a reputation among my creatures 187 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:05,086 to spin tales... with their tails. 188 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,420 This is... 189 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:10,550 [male VO] The Lion Shares. 190 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,553 [male] Hey, I'm a lion! 191 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:17,056 [snarls] I'm the only big cat with a tassel tail. 192 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:18,140 That's right, King! 193 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:22,436 And you use that fluffy tail to signal other lions in your pride. 194 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:25,606 Your messages can be simple directional orders, 195 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,317 or even a little flirtatious fun. 196 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,069 Lion share. 197 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:33,281 Bet you didn't know that I'm afraid of porcupines. 198 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:36,450 One quill could get stuck in my throat for years. 199 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:39,704 - Yikes! Lion share. - [snarling] 200 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:44,000 When my lioness Laura's in heat, I can mate every fifteen minutes. 201 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,377 - [roars] - [Laura] Oh, grits on a stick! 202 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:48,588 That lion ain't lyin'. 203 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:51,507 Uh... Whoa! Lion share? 204 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,677 [Lenny] One time, my Laura, she ate a bad vulture, 205 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,388 and she got diarrhea for 12 days. 206 00:09:57,471 --> 00:10:00,850 [Laura] To reiterate, that lion ain't lyin'. 207 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:04,604 [sniggers] I pooped all over the Serengeti. 208 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:07,398 [Mother Nature] And... the lion shared too much. 209 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:08,316 [fart] 210 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:09,317 [big band music] 211 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:13,112 [upper class British accent] Welcome to another edition of The Daily Poop! 212 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:21,078 These are the sperm whales, found in ocean waters the world over! 213 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:26,667 These animals barf up ambergris, 214 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:32,548 a waxy blob that makes its way through their digestive system. 215 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:35,926 Freshly regurgitated ambergris 216 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:40,222 initially has a low-tide-y, fecal odor. 217 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:45,019 However, it eventually smells sweet as it ages, 218 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:48,606 taking on an earthy and nutty note. 219 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:53,319 It is highly prized by you... and me. 220 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,613 "Why?" you say. 221 00:10:55,863 --> 00:11:00,159 Because ambergris has been used by perfumers 222 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:03,913 to make pretty scents last longer. 223 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,625 It has even been known to enhance foods, 224 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,544 as a serving of eggs and ambergris 225 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:15,383 was reportedly King Charles II of England's favorite dish. 226 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,718 [Charles II] Wakey wakey, eggs and pukey! 227 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:20,930 And at 44,000 dollars per kilo, 228 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:27,186 you better believe, ambergris is one whale of a waste product! 229 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:32,400 - [Mother Nature] Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! - [big band music ends] 230 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,776 [lounge music] 231 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,362 During a study a few decades ago, 232 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:39,031 it was discovered that the common pigeon 233 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:43,411 can be taught to differentiate between specific artists. 234 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,287 You heard me correctly. 235 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,958 This means that subway pigeon you see platform-hopping 236 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:55,131 might not be thinking about French fries, but rather, French post-impressionism. 237 00:11:55,423 --> 00:12:00,386 I now have the pleasure of interviewing the leading avian art critic. 238 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,471 I know your time is valuable, 239 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,433 so, thank you so much for joining me today, 240 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:06,767 Oliver Pigeon. 241 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:10,646 [strong French accent] Iz pronounced "Oliv-er Pee-zhon." 242 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,940 Oh! I'm so sorry... 243 00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,734 Oliv-ier. 244 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:19,196 I find it fascinating that as a much-maligned common pigeon, 245 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,950 often even referred to as a "rat with wings," 246 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:26,746 that you're capable of distinguishing between artists. 247 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:32,084 Ah, art! What a wonderful side effect of existence! 248 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:37,047 Of course! But, any specific pieces you can't wait to talk about? 249 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:41,343 Ehh! I find all human artperfunctory. 250 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,763 [Mother Nature] Really? The Mona Lisa? 251 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,723 Liberty Leading the People? 252 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,767 La Grande Odalisque? 253 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,895 [Olivier] Perfunctory, perfunctory... eh, satisfactory. 254 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,564 Is there any art you do like? 255 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,649 Andy Warhol had some good stuff. 256 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,526 Yes, eez okay. 257 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,696 A spilled can of soup, rotting banana on the ground, 258 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,531 the one where he eats a burger. 259 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,493 So, you only like art with food in it? 260 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:09,330 I am a filthy, hungry pee-zhon. 261 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,499 Pretentious pigeon! 262 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,876 Um, what's that on the ground behind you? 263 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,836 A Jackson Pollack? 264 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,798 Non, that's just le pee-zhon's poop. 265 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:20,006 [dramatic music] 266 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:24,261 While koala bears might be one of the more recognizable creatures 267 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,096 in the Australian outback, 268 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:30,976 there's a lot of things about these little guys that most people don't know. 269 00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:36,315 One thing I do know, is there's never enough podcasts in the world. 270 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:41,737 ♪ Marsupial mysteries ♪ 271 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,074 [male] The podcast. 272 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:49,411 [female] Hey, everybody, I'm Shalla Enpeeyar. 273 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,498 We have a super-perplexing case today, 274 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:57,044 and here to help me sort out the mayhem, is our very own Reef Morrison. 275 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,004 [Reef] So good to be back? 276 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,090 [Shalla] I dunno, Reef, you tell me. 277 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:08,264 [Reef] What strange things do koala bears and humans have in common? 278 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:09,472 [Shalla] Pouches? 279 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:14,395 - [Reef] Good guess, but it's fingerprints. - That's right, Reef. 280 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:18,482 In fact, our fingerprints are so close to koala bears, 281 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,485 that sometimes forensic specialists can't rule out 282 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:24,613 that a suspect isn't a koala bear at the scene of a crime. 283 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,407 - [police siren] - [Reef] What crime? 284 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,410 Koala bear-king and entering? 285 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:32,663 [Shalla laughing] Oh, Reef... 286 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,500 Scientists think that koalas evolved to have these intricate fingerprints 287 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,253 from having to grab for food high up in trees, 288 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,546 but they can't be sure. 289 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,549 [Reef] I can't quite put my finger on it, 290 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:48,095 but it seems like the investigators aren't koala-fied? 291 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,390 - [Shalla laughing hysterically] - [Reef laughing] 292 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,142 Oh, Miss Enpeeyar! 293 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,102 [Shalla] Ah, we still have fun. 294 00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,523 [human beatbox] 295 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,407 [human beatbox ends] 296 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:09,992 [applause] 297 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,077 [impresario] Ladies and gentlemen, once again: 298 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,413 - The Dung Beetles! - [screams] 299 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:17,124 ♪ Here's a story 'bout a bug you know... ♪ 300 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:18,207 [music slows down] 301 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:23,505 [British rockumentary VO] It was like nothing the world had ever smelled before. 302 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,050 The Fecal Four. 303 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,425 Rollie, 304 00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:28,551 Dwellie, 305 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,594 Tunnel-Boy, 306 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,138 and Stinko. 307 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,766 Wait. Who's Stinko? 308 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:37,144 Dung beetles only live three years, 309 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:41,857 but that didn't stop 'em from releasing four seminal records, 310 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,527 which influenced countless other major artists. 311 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,322 Which album is my favorite? 312 00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,532 Probably Rubber Stool. 313 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,159 Maybe Abbey Load? 314 00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,036 No, no, no, no. The Brown Album. 315 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:57,081 The Brown Album, ladies and gentlemen! [chuckles] 316 00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:01,335 [rockumentary VO] And if you listen to "Revolution Number Two" backwards, 317 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:05,923 you'll 'ear, "We're the strongest animals in the world relative to our size." 318 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:10,386 They can actually lift up to a thousand times their body weight. 319 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,888 Let's see the Eagles do that! 320 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:16,558 In particular, the reminiscence of the vicissitudes 321 00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:20,104 eh, make a corn muffin for the strawberry alarm clock. 322 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:23,857 But it weren't all dung n' roses for the band. 323 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:28,320 [John Lennon voice] I'm not saying we're bigger or even better thanmosquitoes... 324 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,115 [rockumentary VO] But definitely... tastier. 325 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,284 There's a lotta low moments in music history. 326 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,997 None of them was worse than the day Tunnel-Boy 327 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,541 was devoured by a fennec fox. 328 00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,334 [Liverpudlian accent] Oh, no. 329 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:46,088 You, my friend, just ate... a legend. 330 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:52,011 Of course, by then, Rollie's girlfriend had already broken up the band. 331 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,012 So... 332 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,095 [in Japanese] 333 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,523 - [Dung Beetles song] - There's no denying that The Dung Beetles 334 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:08,694 will continue to be the biggest name in music history, 335 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:12,698 long after their last dookie ball is rolled. 336 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,078 [human beatbox] 337 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,455 [country guitar] 338 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,624 [Mother Nature] Well, that's that! For now, anyway. 339 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,169 Good times, am I right? 340 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,421 I proved that being different, 341 00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:29,173 whether you look absurd... 342 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,507 [male] Pretty strange! 343 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,842 ...sound absurd... 344 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,052 [rapid hooting] 345 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,970 ...or just are absurd... 346 00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,847 [Fantastic Tam] Peekaboo! 347 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:40,059 ...is incontrovertibly awesome! 348 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:45,105 Trust me, my babies know they're special. 349 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,149 Be sure you treat 'em that way, 350 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:50,569 so I can keep showing you more of their antics. 351 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:51,945 You feel me? 352 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,656 This was just the tip of the iceberg. 353 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,283 [eel] Byyye! 354 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,452 We're all in it together, 355 00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:01,997 trying to live our very best lives, 356 00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,290 surviving... 357 00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:05,209 [male] Ah! Speak for yourself! 358 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,752 ...and thriving. 359 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,587 [together] Foam party! 360 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,965 - Here... - [male] I can't wait to hang again. 361 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,050 ...on our... 362 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,344 absurd planet. 363 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:19,223 ♪ This is our swan song ♪ 364 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,350 [fart] 365 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,828 - ♪ I like-ah the pangolin ♪ - [Randall] Pangolin don't care. 366 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,354 - ♪ I like-ah the horny toad ♪ - Ooh! 367 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,689 - ♪ I like-ah the man o' war ♪ - They don't care. 368 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,933 - ♪ I like-ah the crab in the road ♪ - Crabs are gross! 369 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,753 - ♪ I like-ah the Jumping Stick ♪ - Don't care. 370 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,695 - ♪ A super-engorged brown tick ♪ - Nasty! 371 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,614 - ♪ A magical unicorn tang ♪ - Don't care! 372 00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:37,825 - ♪ A deer with a crazy fang ♪ - What the...? 373 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:41,912 ♪ And they like yooou ♪ 374 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:43,621 ♪ Pah! ♪