1 00:00:06,043 --> 00:00:06,923 ‪NETFLIX 影集 2 00:00:07,923 --> 00:00:09,683 ‪一,二,進去,出來 3 00:00:10,283 --> 00:00:13,523 ‪記得第二季的傳奇人物嗎? 4 00:00:13,603 --> 00:00:16,963 ‪讓我覺得錯綜複雜 ‪我很久沒有感到… 5 00:00:18,043 --> 00:00:20,283 ‪他們一離開別墅 6 00:00:20,363 --> 00:00:24,803 ‪拉娜隔天就上工 7 00:00:26,123 --> 00:00:29,523 ‪叫來一批全新的飢渴屁孩 8 00:00:30,123 --> 00:00:32,123 ‪鮮肉,寶貝! 9 00:00:32,203 --> 00:00:35,643 ‪他們完全不知道第二季的內容 10 00:00:35,723 --> 00:00:36,963 ‪遊戲開始吧 11 00:00:38,283 --> 00:00:42,243 ‪他們以為參加的是 ‪狂野的全新約會節目 12 00:00:42,963 --> 00:00:46,043 ‪歡迎參加《歡愉島》! 13 00:00:47,403 --> 00:00:49,323 ‪今晚我要盡情放縱 14 00:00:50,923 --> 00:00:56,483 ‪想像一下,擋鳥女王現身後 ‪他們有多沮喪 15 00:00:58,043 --> 00:01:04,443 ‪不准接吻,不准激情愛撫 ‪和任何性行為 16 00:01:05,683 --> 00:01:08,723 ‪我可能撐不過這幾個禮拜 17 00:01:08,803 --> 00:01:10,163 ‪希望我不會死 18 00:01:11,643 --> 00:01:15,723 ‪我們最狂野的參賽者會有什麼反應? 19 00:01:15,803 --> 00:01:17,283 ‪天哪 20 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:21,403 ‪如果我想破戒,就一定會做到 21 00:01:21,883 --> 00:01:22,923 ‪(破戒) 22 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:26,883 ‪罰金是三萬元 23 00:01:27,683 --> 00:01:28,843 ‪什麼? 24 00:01:29,643 --> 00:01:35,523 ‪六十九,六千元,五萬七千元 25 00:01:36,403 --> 00:01:38,883 ‪我幹嘛打手槍? 26 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:43,683 ‪這些飢渴的單身族能不能 ‪建立深層連結? 27 00:01:43,763 --> 00:01:47,323 ‪這是我該來的地方 ‪回家時我會截然不同 28 00:01:48,563 --> 00:01:51,883 ‪這堂課很實用,我覺得很自在 29 00:01:53,003 --> 00:01:54,123 ‪敬我們一杯 30 00:01:54,203 --> 00:01:56,843 ‪想不到我會墜入情網 31 00:01:56,923 --> 00:01:59,603 ‪你愛找一夜情嗎? 32 00:02:00,683 --> 00:02:04,603 ‪還是這些飢渴族會慾‪… 33 00:02:04,683 --> 00:02:06,163 ‪我要露鮑魚給你看 34 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:09,363 ‪-罷… ‪-我想來一場大雜交 35 00:02:09,443 --> 00:02:10,803 ‪寶貝,小心了! 36 00:02:11,843 --> 00:02:13,523 ‪-不… ‪-想讓我的蛋蛋脹爆嗎? 37 00:02:15,043 --> 00:02:17,363 ‪-能 ‪-我好飢渴 38 00:02:18,363 --> 00:02:19,643 ‪我能不能打給我媽? 39 00:02:27,443 --> 00:02:28,723 ‪新一季來了 40 00:02:28,803 --> 00:02:33,483 ‪十位飢渴的單身族 ‪以為會有個放浪形骸的夏季 41 00:02:36,043 --> 00:02:39,323 ‪但全球最知名的甜筒杯拉娜回來了 42 00:02:39,403 --> 00:02:41,883 ‪她要分析全球最飢渴的性感男女 43 00:02:41,963 --> 00:02:44,683 ‪低調收集資料很重要 44 00:02:47,603 --> 00:02:49,843 ‪我們又來到土克凱可群島 45 00:02:49,923 --> 00:02:53,763 ‪但這些菜鳥完全沒看過第二季 46 00:02:53,843 --> 00:02:55,763 ‪引誘他們中計超輕鬆 47 00:02:55,843 --> 00:03:00,563 ‪因為我們假造了 ‪另一個性感火熱的約會秀 48 00:03:00,643 --> 00:03:04,403 {\an8}‪《歡愉島》!誰會不愛呢? 49 00:03:05,883 --> 00:03:09,163 ‪主持人竟然是達麗亞妮桑塔納 50 00:03:10,403 --> 00:03:14,643 ‪重金打造全新布景 51 00:03:14,723 --> 00:03:17,083 ‪沒啦,只有兩堆樹枝和一隻鸚鵡 52 00:03:19,243 --> 00:03:21,723 ‪雖然沒有天價的道具 ‪但天菜倒是不少 53 00:03:21,803 --> 00:03:26,043 ‪各位,第三季登場! 54 00:03:29,163 --> 00:03:31,443 {\an8}‪(荷莉,美國科羅拉多州) 55 00:03:31,523 --> 00:03:33,363 {\an8}‪(伊茲,英國切爾滕納姆) 56 00:03:38,003 --> 00:03:41,323 ‪-嘿,寶貝!好夢幻! ‪-好棒! 57 00:03:41,403 --> 00:03:42,723 ‪我的天哪! 58 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:47,523 ‪-乾杯!別摔倒了,乾杯 ‪-乾杯!天哪 59 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:50,203 ‪能來這裡真是太棒了 60 00:03:50,283 --> 00:03:53,283 ‪-妳猜會發生什麼事? ‪-什麼?《歡愉島》嗎? 61 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:55,963 ‪但願會充滿歡愉 62 00:03:56,043 --> 00:03:59,203 ‪天哪,妳這壞孩子 ‪一定會帶壞我們 63 00:03:59,763 --> 00:04:00,803 ‪各位好! 64 00:04:02,363 --> 00:04:05,323 ‪我念私立學校,大家以為我是… 65 00:04:05,403 --> 00:04:07,043 ‪很高傲的女生 66 00:04:07,123 --> 00:04:10,083 ‪但我也許和 ‪半數橄欖球隊員親熱過 67 00:04:10,163 --> 00:04:12,043 ‪甚至包括幾個板球隊員 68 00:04:12,123 --> 00:04:15,683 ‪(伊茲) 69 00:04:16,563 --> 00:04:20,203 ‪我很好勝,有空時會打曲棍球 70 00:04:20,283 --> 00:04:23,443 ‪我偶爾會上場比賽 71 00:04:25,883 --> 00:04:28,883 ‪我通常發簡訊甩別人 72 00:04:28,963 --> 00:04:33,643 ‪“我想我們不適合,錯不在你 ‪是我的問題,親親” 73 00:04:33,723 --> 00:04:34,803 ‪傳送 74 00:04:37,363 --> 00:04:39,523 ‪我會是第一個搞到砲的人 75 00:04:39,603 --> 00:04:42,323 ‪絕對是我,我會參加《歡愉島》 76 00:04:45,283 --> 00:04:48,363 ‪喝幾杯後,應該會有壞事發生 77 00:04:48,443 --> 00:04:52,643 ‪沒錯,我要預先向我爸媽道歉 ‪對不起! 78 00:04:54,243 --> 00:04:57,523 ‪我絕對是我家的害群之馬 79 00:04:57,603 --> 00:04:59,243 ‪他們叫我“荷莉颶風” 80 00:05:00,763 --> 00:05:04,483 ‪(荷莉) 81 00:05:06,003 --> 00:05:07,603 ‪這裡的光線好適合自拍 82 00:05:08,443 --> 00:05:12,883 ‪我是浪蕩女,喜歡隨性的關係 83 00:05:12,963 --> 00:05:15,803 ‪我要的,通常我都能得到 84 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:16,803 ‪天哪! 85 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,043 ‪抱歉 86 00:05:18,123 --> 00:05:23,763 ‪我說話時很愛挑逗人 ‪話題再無聊也可以 87 00:05:23,843 --> 00:05:27,483 ‪平底鍋,羅勒,咖啡 88 00:05:28,643 --> 00:05:31,483 ‪好煽情,天哪,人家臉紅了 89 00:05:33,683 --> 00:05:35,963 ‪-快叫男生們出來! ‪-妳喜歡怎樣的菜? 90 00:05:36,043 --> 00:05:38,643 ‪一定要帶點異國風 ‪我向來都吃這種菜 91 00:05:38,723 --> 00:05:40,483 ‪希望我們不會搶菜 92 00:05:40,563 --> 00:05:42,003 ‪待會就知道了 93 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:44,003 ‪天哪,太好了 94 00:05:44,603 --> 00:05:45,763 ‪怎樣? 95 00:05:45,843 --> 00:05:49,123 ‪好,製作團隊,讓第一個男生特別‪… 96 00:05:49,203 --> 00:05:52,283 ‪好個八塊肌!太棒了! 97 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:58,883 {\an8}‪(奈森,南非開普敦) 98 00:05:58,963 --> 00:06:00,363 ‪我的天哪! 99 00:06:01,083 --> 00:06:03,003 ‪-你好! ‪-嗨 100 00:06:03,083 --> 00:06:05,283 ‪他好性感,你叫什麼名字? 101 00:06:05,363 --> 00:06:07,523 ‪-奈森,很高興認識妳 ‪-我也是,我叫伊茲 102 00:06:07,603 --> 00:06:09,203 ‪天哪,你好帥 103 00:06:09,283 --> 00:06:10,363 ‪你是哪裡人? 104 00:06:10,443 --> 00:06:11,763 ‪我來自開普敦! 105 00:06:11,843 --> 00:06:14,163 ‪-開普敦?很棒! ‪-好地方! 106 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:16,963 ‪我媽是祖魯人,所以我有戰士魂 107 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:20,563 ‪-我喜歡! ‪-我們一定會玩得很愉快 108 00:06:22,843 --> 00:06:25,563 ‪我是國際花花公子,看過來 109 00:06:27,603 --> 00:06:30,603 ‪(奈森) 110 00:06:30,683 --> 00:06:33,003 ‪我真的曾飛到各個國家 111 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:35,043 ‪和各國的女生上床 112 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:42,203 ‪南非、英國、德國、美國、俄羅斯 ‪烏克蘭和瑞典 113 00:06:42,283 --> 00:06:43,683 ‪多到想不起來 114 00:06:45,323 --> 00:06:47,323 ‪我當然比較像連環殺手情場… 115 00:06:47,403 --> 00:06:48,963 ‪再來一遍好嗎? 116 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:52,163 ‪我絕對是情場的連環殺手 117 00:06:57,963 --> 00:07:02,163 ‪《歡愉島》感覺像性愛奧運 ‪我志在奪冠 118 00:07:04,163 --> 00:07:06,203 ‪-歡迎來到天堂! ‪-沒錯! 119 00:07:06,283 --> 00:07:07,763 ‪妳們真是辣妹 120 00:07:07,843 --> 00:07:10,603 ‪你也很好看,你喜歡哪種女生? 121 00:07:10,683 --> 00:07:13,643 ‪大眼睛,眼睛要很會說話 122 00:07:13,723 --> 00:07:16,443 ‪牙齒一定要好看,身材要高挑 123 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:17,643 ‪那我出局了 124 00:07:18,163 --> 00:07:20,123 ‪奈森,你運氣真好 125 00:07:25,003 --> 00:07:29,283 ‪下一位女生很高挑 ‪眼睛和牙齒也很美 126 00:07:30,603 --> 00:07:34,003 {\an8}‪希望你會喜歡潔絲! 127 00:07:36,043 --> 00:07:37,843 ‪-妳好! ‪-女王駕到了! 128 00:07:37,923 --> 00:07:39,003 ‪看看妳! 129 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,843 ‪-你們好! ‪-妳好! 130 00:07:41,363 --> 00:07:42,843 ‪-妳好嗎? ‪-你好 131 00:07:42,923 --> 00:07:44,563 ‪-我是潔絲 ‪-嘿,寶貝 132 00:07:44,643 --> 00:07:46,883 ‪-很高興認識你 ‪-靠過來一點,比較溫暖 133 00:07:46,963 --> 00:07:50,843 ‪-大家在輕鬆一下 ‪-我們一見如故,妳多高? 134 00:07:50,923 --> 00:07:54,723 ‪不穿高跟鞋的話有175公分 ‪我知道自己很高 135 00:07:54,803 --> 00:07:56,043 ‪妳很高挑 136 00:07:59,323 --> 00:08:01,923 ‪我叫潔絲,我很有氣質,也很活潑 137 00:08:02,803 --> 00:08:05,963 ‪(潔絲) 138 00:08:08,483 --> 00:08:10,323 ‪我的笑容很好看,個性又可愛 139 00:08:10,403 --> 00:08:12,523 ‪我優點多多,我的頭髮是真的 140 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:20,723 ‪我和很多人私訊 ‪要耍點花招才能搞定 141 00:08:20,803 --> 00:08:23,963 ‪有時候一天要很多人見面 142 00:08:24,043 --> 00:08:26,563 ‪我稱為“約屌” 143 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:33,203 ‪我無法抵擋壞男孩 144 00:08:34,123 --> 00:08:36,523 ‪我絕不會放過我看中的獵物 145 00:08:37,323 --> 00:08:38,723 ‪但願壞到底的男生勝出 146 00:08:41,363 --> 00:08:44,243 ‪這裡只有我一個男的 ‪我可以一打三 147 00:08:46,523 --> 00:08:50,483 ‪-我希望再來幾個 ‪-你有很多優點 148 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,403 ‪-你設立了高標準 ‪-各位,開玩笑的! 149 00:08:52,483 --> 00:08:55,723 ‪我第一個進場,讓我爽個兩分鐘 150 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:59,083 ‪兩分鐘?我給你兩秒準備! 151 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:03,803 ‪警報響了!兩個麻煩同時進場! 152 00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:11,963 ‪你們好! 153 00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:13,563 {\an8}‪(哈利.英國米德斯堡) 154 00:09:13,643 --> 00:09:15,083 {\an8}‪(楚思,美國德州) 155 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:18,603 ‪-帥哥,你們好! ‪-歡迎! 156 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:22,763 ‪-你們好!很高興認識你們 ‪-嗨!很高興見到你們 157 00:09:22,843 --> 00:09:23,763 ‪天哪 158 00:09:23,843 --> 00:09:25,043 ‪-你是模特兒? ‪-沒錯 159 00:09:25,123 --> 00:09:27,443 ‪-你看起來像模特兒 ‪-妳也是 160 00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:30,003 ‪-你通常喜歡哪一型的女生? ‪-沒有特定類型 161 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:30,923 ‪完全沒有? 162 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:32,563 ‪-我都喜歡! ‪-完全沒標準? 163 00:09:33,843 --> 00:09:35,763 ‪我常受到女性的注目 164 00:09:36,363 --> 00:09:40,603 ‪天哪,我被自己帥到了 ‪你有同感吧? 165 00:09:43,203 --> 00:09:48,603 ‪楚思講實話的機率是99.9% 166 00:09:48,683 --> 00:09:50,483 ‪所以我選了這個名字 167 00:09:52,803 --> 00:09:54,683 ‪但我的真名是… 168 00:09:56,523 --> 00:09:57,363 ‪羅伯特 169 00:09:59,963 --> 00:10:00,843 ‪(楚思) 170 00:10:00,923 --> 00:10:02,283 ‪(羅伯特) 171 00:10:02,363 --> 00:10:04,683 ‪在我迷上女生之前,我喜歡打籃球 172 00:10:04,763 --> 00:10:09,243 ‪我會同時邀幾個女生來看比賽 ‪分別坐在不同的地方 173 00:10:09,323 --> 00:10:12,323 ‪在一群女生面前走過時 ‪有時我會這樣 174 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,923 ‪沒什麼難的,我可以轉一整天 175 00:10:17,523 --> 00:10:20,883 ‪有人說過你有名人臉嗎? 176 00:10:20,963 --> 00:10:22,083 ‪哈利史泰爾斯? 177 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,483 ‪哈利史泰爾斯嗎? 178 00:10:23,563 --> 00:10:25,003 ‪還真的有點像! 179 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:30,363 ‪“一世代”只想做一件事 ‪抱歉,我忍不住 180 00:10:33,203 --> 00:10:34,763 ‪我是小池塘裡的大魚 181 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:37,003 ‪村裡有風吹草動,都會變成大新聞 182 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:40,363 ‪老婦人跌倒也會上頭版 183 00:10:41,003 --> 00:10:44,163 ‪(哈利) 184 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,683 ‪我叫哈利,是一名醫生 185 00:10:48,163 --> 00:10:50,123 ‪是樹醫,我是伐木工 186 00:10:51,683 --> 00:10:54,163 ‪這是我的撩妹金言 ‪我會摘下妳的果實 187 00:10:57,803 --> 00:11:01,243 ‪我親了好幾隻青蛙,想找到公主 ‪卻還沒找到 188 00:11:01,323 --> 00:11:04,723 ‪對,布蘭妮、查麗、夏洛特、凱倫 ‪都是我前女友 189 00:11:04,803 --> 00:11:07,003 ‪-凱拉? ‪-我有個前女友也叫凱拉 190 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,003 ‪不算前女友,但上過床 191 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,923 ‪我很受女生歡迎 192 00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:16,443 ‪我答應會走入禮堂,住在山丘上 ‪有白矮籬的房子 193 00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:20,883 ‪但選擇這麼多,我哪會想定下來? 194 00:11:20,963 --> 00:11:21,803 ‪尷尬了 195 00:11:23,563 --> 00:11:27,203 ‪-你喜歡哪種女生? ‪-淺黑膚色的女生,蜜桃臀 196 00:11:27,963 --> 00:11:28,803 ‪笑容要燦爛 197 00:11:28,883 --> 00:11:30,443 ‪你講的根本是荷莉 198 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:33,803 ‪你喜歡荷莉就直說,直接走過去就好 199 00:11:33,883 --> 00:11:37,363 ‪-直接說是她就好 ‪-我想耍酷一下 200 00:11:38,563 --> 00:11:44,483 {\an8}‪樹醫好像有一根大木棒 ‪該換鮑兒讓大家驚豔了 201 00:11:51,323 --> 00:11:53,803 ‪帥哥美女,大家好! 202 00:11:53,883 --> 00:11:55,443 ‪兄弟,好多菜可以吃! 203 00:11:55,523 --> 00:11:56,763 ‪-妳好嗎? ‪-我是鮑兒 204 00:11:56,843 --> 00:11:59,683 ‪-妳是做什麼的? ‪-我是法務祕書 205 00:11:59,763 --> 00:12:02,403 ‪-原來是性感秘書! ‪-妳一定不會穿這個上班! 206 00:12:03,603 --> 00:12:04,843 ‪你們要小心了! 207 00:12:07,883 --> 00:12:11,163 ‪大家看到我 ‪會自動假設我很有女人味 208 00:12:11,243 --> 00:12:13,963 ‪但我個性其實有點男孩子氣 209 00:12:16,723 --> 00:12:19,723 ‪(鮑兒) 210 00:12:20,123 --> 00:12:22,083 ‪我很像名媛吧? 211 00:12:23,723 --> 00:12:28,243 ‪我一點也不浪漫 ‪老實說,我很愛吃炸雞 212 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,683 ‪我換男人的速度比換短褲快 213 00:12:34,883 --> 00:12:36,963 ‪我可以說這句話嗎? 214 00:12:38,483 --> 00:12:42,003 ‪一看到喜歡的男生 215 00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:46,683 ‪我就會對他放電,然後撲上去 216 00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:49,123 ‪那妳喜歡哪一型? 217 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:55,283 ‪我直說吧,我喜歡的男ˊ生要… ‪帥哥們,排好隊,我看看… 218 00:12:55,363 --> 00:12:56,603 ‪需要梯子嗎? 219 00:12:57,723 --> 00:13:00,443 ‪-我當然比較看重個性 ‪-我回來了! 220 00:13:06,323 --> 00:13:08,443 ‪帥哥美女,阿羅哈 221 00:13:08,523 --> 00:13:11,203 {\an8}‪有一位夏威夷猛男正在逼近 222 00:13:12,563 --> 00:13:14,643 {\an8}‪不過,他看起來好面熟 223 00:13:14,723 --> 00:13:19,923 {\an8}‪像傑‪… 224 00:13:20,003 --> 00:13:21,843 ‪傑森摩莫亞! 225 00:13:21,923 --> 00:13:22,923 ‪謝啦,帥哥 226 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,323 ‪-大家好,我是派崔克 ‪-你好!我叫鮑兒 227 00:13:25,403 --> 00:13:28,323 ‪-他比我高! ‪-對了,我好矮,我沒希望了 228 00:13:28,403 --> 00:13:31,723 ‪-他一定是夏威夷人,好性感! ‪-真迷人 229 00:13:32,683 --> 00:13:35,323 ‪-你喜歡哪一型? ‪-外表會變老 230 00:13:35,403 --> 00:13:37,323 ‪所以我喜歡腳踏實地的人 231 00:13:37,403 --> 00:13:40,443 ‪我喜歡能和她共享安靜的時光 232 00:13:45,723 --> 00:13:47,203 ‪要封口膠帶嗎? 233 00:13:47,283 --> 00:13:49,123 ‪唱情歌給你們廳! 234 00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:55,283 ‪我住土克凱可群島,等等,再來一次 235 00:13:55,363 --> 00:13:58,163 ‪(派崔克) 236 00:13:58,243 --> 00:14:02,603 ‪你們可能看過我的臉 ‪我是夏威夷月曆的封面人物 237 00:14:02,683 --> 00:14:07,283 ‪這是五月先生,這是七月先生 238 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:08,923 ‪(2021年夏威夷先生,2021年7月) 239 00:14:15,163 --> 00:14:18,563 ‪我是單身女郎的最佳嚮導 ‪我會帶妳遊山玩水 240 00:14:18,643 --> 00:14:22,643 ‪我可以帶妳看海豚和烏龜 ‪在沙灘上做愛 241 00:14:24,883 --> 00:14:26,603 ‪我對夏威夷植物的品種瞭若指掌 242 00:14:26,683 --> 00:14:30,363 ‪我最喜歡蘭花 ‪因為每種花都獨一無二 243 00:14:30,443 --> 00:14:31,963 ‪和所有女性一樣 244 00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:36,003 ‪如果妳是蜜蜂,又正好適合我 ‪妳就能嚐到甜美的蜂蜜 245 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,443 ‪我能無限量供應蜂蜜 246 00:14:41,803 --> 00:14:44,483 ‪為什麼戴了一朵花? ‪是你自己要戴?還是要獻給女生? 247 00:14:45,563 --> 00:14:47,443 ‪-我想是給妳的 ‪-謝謝! 248 00:14:49,843 --> 00:14:52,163 ‪我被撩到了!謝謝你,很漂亮 249 00:14:52,243 --> 00:14:54,803 ‪戴右耳代表妳名花有主 250 00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:56,803 ‪-戴左耳代表… ‪-我單身! 251 00:15:00,563 --> 00:15:04,483 {\an8}‪天哪,這位辣妹一定被人淋了辣油 252 00:15:04,563 --> 00:15:08,563 {\an8}‪澳洲史上最性感的出口品來了 253 00:15:19,163 --> 00:15:20,203 ‪天哪! 254 00:15:20,723 --> 00:15:22,043 ‪-妳好! ‪-妳好! 255 00:15:22,123 --> 00:15:24,083 ‪-我叫鮑兒,幸會 ‪-很高興認識妳! 256 00:15:24,163 --> 00:15:26,763 ‪我吃飽了…大哥 257 00:15:27,403 --> 00:15:28,563 ‪這裡有人是妳的菜? 258 00:15:28,643 --> 00:15:31,083 ‪-問得好 ‪-要小心回答! 259 00:15:31,923 --> 00:15:32,843 ‪有 260 00:15:32,923 --> 00:15:34,723 ‪天哪! 261 00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,243 ‪我好興奮 262 00:15:38,443 --> 00:15:43,963 ‪我對任何事、任何人都能調情 ‪我喜歡擁吻,我很愛這個字眼 263 00:15:44,203 --> 00:15:47,763 ‪(喬治雅) 264 00:15:48,163 --> 00:15:49,883 ‪我性慾很強 265 00:15:50,723 --> 00:15:54,603 ‪男生很喜歡 ‪這大概是他們超愛我的原因 266 00:15:58,163 --> 00:16:01,763 ‪我愛壞男生,我喜歡自戀狂 267 00:16:06,003 --> 00:16:08,923 ‪我身邊的澳洲男生都有點渣 268 00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:10,083 ‪他們都是混蛋 269 00:16:12,003 --> 00:16:15,123 ‪國外的男生有我喜歡的特質 270 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:21,243 ‪我現在好想把男人的衣服扒光光 271 00:16:23,563 --> 00:16:25,283 ‪妳喜歡乖男生還是壞男生? 272 00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:27,843 ‪當然是壞男生,絕對是 273 00:16:27,923 --> 00:16:30,843 ‪我懂,女生應該都喜歡壞男生 274 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,843 ‪說到壞男生… 275 00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:34,803 ‪有人來了! 276 00:16:34,883 --> 00:16:36,643 ‪妳們走運了 277 00:16:37,603 --> 00:16:42,123 {\an8}‪全袖刺青,有,剛起床的亂髮,有 278 00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:44,403 ‪豹紋短褲!好讚! 279 00:16:44,483 --> 00:16:48,163 ‪最後一位飢渴族剛報到 280 00:16:51,203 --> 00:16:52,363 ‪-你好 ‪-妳叫什麼名字? 281 00:16:52,443 --> 00:16:53,763 ‪-喬治雅 ‪-我是小塔 282 00:16:53,843 --> 00:16:54,683 ‪你好,我是鮑兒 283 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,403 ‪-小塔,很高興認識妳 ‪-我是潔絲,幸會 284 00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,363 ‪大家都很好看,所以… 285 00:16:59,443 --> 00:17:00,443 ‪謝謝! 286 00:17:01,843 --> 00:17:04,803 ‪-你有好多刺青 ‪-還不夠多,但快了 287 00:17:07,683 --> 00:17:10,123 ‪我生性狂野,喜歡違反規則 288 00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:13,363 ‪(史塔文) 289 00:17:13,923 --> 00:17:18,043 ‪我把衣服都撕破了,我走遊民風 ‪這是遊民時尚 290 00:17:18,923 --> 00:17:20,723 ‪天哪,聽起來好渣 291 00:17:22,603 --> 00:17:25,523 ‪我絕對是壞男生,但也有敏感的一面 292 00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:28,363 ‪要是我卸下心防,就很受女生青睞 293 00:17:32,243 --> 00:17:33,963 ‪有些人說被我騙了 294 00:17:34,683 --> 00:17:36,723 ‪我的菜很廣,這不是我的錯 295 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:41,403 ‪我沒有要尋找真愛 ‪我不是來當乖乖牌的 296 00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:43,763 ‪大家不是喜歡我,就是討厭我 297 00:17:46,203 --> 00:17:48,043 ‪你為什麼來這座島? 298 00:17:48,843 --> 00:17:49,683 ‪找屌 299 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:55,003 ‪伊茲,等妳看到甜筒杯就知道了! 300 00:17:55,563 --> 00:18:00,683 ‪因為十小時後,這裡嚴禁吃屌 301 00:18:00,763 --> 00:18:03,883 ‪-你看上誰? ‪-我看上至少兩、三個 302 00:18:03,963 --> 00:18:06,643 ‪-澳洲妹 ‪-每個人我都喜歡 303 00:18:08,843 --> 00:18:12,283 {\an8}‪這棟別墅好多年輕辣妹 304 00:18:12,363 --> 00:18:15,323 {\an8}‪大家變得更很肉慾,都很飢渴 305 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,723 ‪肌可十位帥哥美女到齊 306 00:18:18,803 --> 00:18:23,923 ‪現在請達麗亞妮上場 ‪讓他們更期待《歡愉島》 307 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:28,123 ‪他們以為自己要上的 ‪是這個百無禁忌的節目 308 00:18:28,203 --> 00:18:30,123 ‪但其實根本是假的! 309 00:18:30,203 --> 00:18:31,763 ‪各位好! 310 00:18:31,843 --> 00:18:33,323 ‪妳好! 311 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:36,923 {\an8}‪-天哪! ‪-歡迎光臨《歡愉島》! 312 00:18:38,803 --> 00:18:40,563 {\an8}‪我知道為什麼節目叫《歡愉島》了 313 00:18:40,643 --> 00:18:43,883 {\an8}‪這裡的人都是帥哥美女 314 00:18:45,443 --> 00:18:51,443 ‪希望大家已經準備好 ‪踏上激情又刺激的旅程 315 00:18:51,523 --> 00:18:54,203 ‪-那當然 ‪-準備好了! 316 00:18:54,803 --> 00:18:58,603 ‪各位在島上的期間 ‪會有人固定送物品過來 317 00:18:58,683 --> 00:19:04,923 ‪讓各位有更愉快的體驗,請保持警覺 ‪注意有沒有收到“股”勵! 318 00:19:07,723 --> 00:19:11,843 ‪好,配合假節目,我們做了假音效 319 00:19:11,923 --> 00:19:13,003 ‪“股”勵 320 00:19:15,163 --> 00:19:19,403 {\an8}‪我很會搖屁股 ‪但我不知道她會有什麼驚喜 321 00:19:19,923 --> 00:19:22,683 ‪我自作主張辦了 322 00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:25,243 ‪你們專屬的勇猛海盜派對 323 00:19:28,283 --> 00:19:30,123 ‪各位準備狂歡了嗎? 324 00:19:31,443 --> 00:19:35,843 {\an8}‪我很期待《歡愉島》,我想盡情狂歡 325 00:19:36,683 --> 00:19:37,683 ‪晚點聊囉 326 00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:41,883 ‪你們一定想問:“幹嘛大費周章?” 327 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:47,203 ‪這些即將慾求不滿的單身族 ‪渾然不知有個奸詐的甜筒杯 328 00:19:47,283 --> 00:19:52,443 ‪偷偷在收集資料 ‪想知道他們會多放縱 329 00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:55,723 ‪拉娜,妳的主計畫進行得如何? 330 00:19:57,603 --> 00:20:01,883 ‪初期資料顯示《歡愉島》這招很成功 331 00:20:02,483 --> 00:20:06,283 ‪我會繼續觀察分析客人的行為 332 00:20:06,963 --> 00:20:09,323 ‪今晚我會自我介紹 333 00:20:09,403 --> 00:20:13,163 ‪和說明他們在島上要嚴守的規則 334 00:20:15,763 --> 00:20:21,403 ‪在這棟夢幻別墅裡 ‪拉娜要躲到哪裡偷窺比較好呢? 335 00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:24,763 ‪我們改裝過了 336 00:20:24,843 --> 00:20:28,083 ‪好在這季也換了床單 337 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,483 ‪-他準備開幹了! ‪-舒服又安靜 338 00:20:40,563 --> 00:20:44,283 ‪-彈性真好! ‪-你們兩個要睡那張床? 339 00:20:47,403 --> 00:20:51,483 ‪別忌妒!沒啦,我觀察一下再說 340 00:20:51,563 --> 00:20:55,603 {\an8}‪荷莉身材很性感,想不看都難 341 00:20:55,683 --> 00:20:58,683 ‪我很想試探她,看她願不願意 342 00:20:59,243 --> 00:21:00,283 ‪像這樣? 343 00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:04,083 ‪真可愛 344 00:21:04,803 --> 00:21:06,683 ‪喬治雅的屁股很誘人 345 00:21:07,363 --> 00:21:11,043 {\an8}‪我不知還能怎麼說,但我好想咬下去 346 00:21:11,883 --> 00:21:14,283 ‪有人第一晚就想開戰嗎? 347 00:21:15,123 --> 00:21:19,083 ‪還是大家要看氣氛?我都接受 ‪怎麼樣都行! 348 00:21:19,163 --> 00:21:23,283 ‪我會參加《歡愉島》只有一個原因 349 00:21:23,363 --> 00:21:24,843 ‪大家都知道是什麼 350 00:21:28,923 --> 00:21:30,723 ‪該洗澎澎了 351 00:21:31,763 --> 00:21:35,043 ‪很多好戲會在這裡上演! 352 00:21:35,123 --> 00:21:38,803 ‪只有洗頭、護髮和去角質這種好戲! 353 00:21:38,883 --> 00:21:42,363 {\an8}‪楚思非常吸引我,他的笑容很好看 354 00:21:42,443 --> 00:21:45,043 {\an8}‪他一出場,我的眼睛就亮了起來 355 00:21:45,123 --> 00:21:46,883 {\an8}‪我心想:“好帥!” 356 00:21:46,963 --> 00:21:49,243 {\an8}‪“這傢伙是誰?”超級可愛 357 00:21:49,763 --> 00:21:52,403 ‪我知道我會想和誰上床 ‪會發給誰好人卡 358 00:21:52,483 --> 00:21:57,323 ‪就第一印象來說 ‪楚思黝黑、帥氣又性感 359 00:21:57,403 --> 00:22:00,203 ‪-我給他一百分 ‪-我們只是在閒聊,大家要說實話 360 00:22:00,283 --> 00:22:02,723 ‪你絕對吸引到我的目光,所以… 361 00:22:03,203 --> 00:22:05,003 ‪我也這樣想,你很好看 362 00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,683 ‪不過我們還沒好好聊 363 00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:11,883 ‪天哪,她們都好漂亮 364 00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:16,043 ‪潔絲的皮膚是漂亮的巧克力色 ‪很吸引我 365 00:22:16,123 --> 00:22:19,203 ‪伊茲也很性感 366 00:22:28,363 --> 00:22:29,963 ‪這裡很像天堂吧? 367 00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:32,043 ‪我非常滿意,讚爆了 368 00:22:32,123 --> 00:22:36,643 ‪奈森很可愛,超級…天哪,好性感 369 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,923 ‪好想吃了他 370 00:22:40,483 --> 00:22:42,283 {\an8}‪不小心就說出口了 371 00:22:42,803 --> 00:22:46,683 ‪但派崔克送我花,我覺得很可愛 372 00:22:46,763 --> 00:22:50,243 ‪他應該是蠻有深度的人 373 00:22:50,323 --> 00:22:52,643 ‪我的花送錯對象了 374 00:22:52,723 --> 00:22:53,683 ‪我給了荷莉 375 00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:56,843 ‪但喬治雅一走進來,我就後悔了 376 00:22:56,923 --> 00:22:58,323 ‪-真的? ‪-我覺得… 377 00:22:59,163 --> 00:23:02,963 ‪但是你不能辣手摧花 ‪拉娜絕不會允許 378 00:23:03,603 --> 00:23:10,203 ‪喬治雅是我的夢中情人,是我的女神 379 00:23:10,283 --> 00:23:12,363 ‪-妳最看重女生哪一點? ‪-外在嗎? 380 00:23:12,443 --> 00:23:14,003 ‪-對 ‪-我很重視眼睛 381 00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:14,923 ‪你在意眼睛? 382 00:23:15,003 --> 00:23:16,843 ‪我真的…我喜歡… 383 00:23:16,923 --> 00:23:19,763 ‪這些女生的眼珠是什麼顏色 ‪我一個都說不出來 384 00:23:19,843 --> 00:23:22,443 ‪-真的嗎? ‪-我一直在看所有女生的屁股 385 00:23:23,323 --> 00:23:25,723 ‪說真的,喬治雅的眼珠是綠色的 386 00:23:25,803 --> 00:23:28,003 ‪帶點紅色,又夾雜著棕色 387 00:23:28,523 --> 00:23:33,163 ‪如果你喜歡喬治雅,我只能祝福你 ‪我也喜歡她 388 00:23:33,243 --> 00:23:34,523 ‪好,我也祝福你 389 00:23:34,603 --> 00:23:36,483 ‪-願最棒的男子勝出 ‪-沒錯 390 00:23:36,563 --> 00:23:38,123 ‪-這是君子之爭 ‪-說得對 391 00:23:38,203 --> 00:23:41,123 ‪他的撩妹的招數大概是送花 392 00:23:41,803 --> 00:23:43,003 {\an8}‪我不必耍招數 393 00:23:44,643 --> 00:23:48,683 ‪壞男孩大戰花男孩 ‪好戲要上場了 394 00:23:59,323 --> 00:24:01,363 ‪這裡好像仙境 395 00:24:01,443 --> 00:24:04,883 ‪想不到我和派崔克英雄所見略同 396 00:24:04,963 --> 00:24:06,883 ‪但如果我看上一個人 ‪我一定會追到手 397 00:24:06,963 --> 00:24:09,643 ‪我是把妹之王,這個妹子我要定了 398 00:24:10,163 --> 00:24:12,083 ‪你的指甲和刺青好好看 399 00:24:12,163 --> 00:24:14,443 ‪-妳要幫我洗掉? ‪-要我幫你塗嗎? 400 00:24:14,523 --> 00:24:16,763 ‪已經掉色了,我有帶去光水 401 00:24:16,843 --> 00:24:19,683 ‪壞男孩的這段對話 ‪有讓誰藍瘦香菇嗎? 402 00:24:19,763 --> 00:24:23,763 ‪我想先找妳聊,讓妳知道我的感覺 403 00:24:24,283 --> 00:24:26,763 ‪-他是不是開始把她了? ‪-鐵定是 404 00:24:26,843 --> 00:24:29,363 ‪他也許在說:“這裡妳最好看” 405 00:24:29,443 --> 00:24:32,043 ‪-這裡最漂亮的絕對是妳 ‪-你嘴巴好甜 406 00:24:32,123 --> 00:24:34,323 ‪-我不是拍妳馬屁,這是實話 ‪-謝謝你 407 00:24:34,403 --> 00:24:37,163 ‪追求喬治雅的人很多,所以… 408 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:39,963 {\an8}‪要戰就來戰! 409 00:24:40,683 --> 00:24:43,283 ‪妳的眼睛很少見,非棕非綠 410 00:24:43,363 --> 00:24:46,203 ‪在兩者之間,又帶點橘色 411 00:24:46,283 --> 00:24:49,803 ‪好奇怪,我自己都不知道 ‪我以為偏棕色 412 00:24:49,883 --> 00:24:52,243 ‪這也難怪,妳不常照鏡子 413 00:24:52,323 --> 00:24:55,683 ‪我絕對聽過這句話 414 00:24:55,763 --> 00:24:58,283 ‪這些女生的眼珠是什麼顏色 ‪我一個都說不出來 415 00:24:58,363 --> 00:25:02,203 ‪喬治雅的眼珠是綠色的 ‪帶點紅色,又夾雜著棕色 416 00:25:02,923 --> 00:25:06,843 ‪我偷了派崔克的招式 ‪在情場和戰場上,要兵不厭詐 417 00:25:08,963 --> 00:25:11,563 ‪我們要多聊聊,你讓我很有自信 418 00:25:11,643 --> 00:25:12,763 ‪我隨時願意讓妳開心 419 00:25:15,003 --> 00:25:16,363 ‪用許多方式 420 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:17,883 ‪天哪 421 00:25:17,963 --> 00:25:20,043 ‪我和史塔文相處很愉快 422 00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:24,723 {\an8}‪我不知道比較想哈利親熱 ‪還是史塔文 423 00:25:24,803 --> 00:25:27,443 {\an8}‪派崔克也很可愛,我還不知道 424 00:25:27,523 --> 00:25:29,923 {\an8}‪但我一定要找人親熱一下 425 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:40,363 ‪我要和伊茲單獨聊聊 ‪讓她只注意我 426 00:25:40,443 --> 00:25:41,563 ‪潔絲是美女 427 00:25:41,643 --> 00:25:45,363 ‪但伊茲散發的氣質我很喜歡 428 00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:48,363 ‪我下意識就覺得她是怪人 429 00:25:49,363 --> 00:25:51,123 ‪-這裡好美 ‪-好夢幻 430 00:25:51,203 --> 00:25:53,083 ‪-美女就在眼前 ‪-謝謝 431 00:25:53,163 --> 00:25:55,883 ‪我一直在注意妳… 432 00:25:55,963 --> 00:25:57,563 ‪-從一開始嗎? ‪-沒錯 433 00:25:57,643 --> 00:25:59,723 ‪我知道我們沒機會好好聊聊… 434 00:25:59,803 --> 00:26:01,723 ‪我想知道你的感覺 435 00:26:01,803 --> 00:26:04,283 ‪因為你把心思藏得很好 436 00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:06,203 ‪所以我不知道你是怎麼想的 437 00:26:06,283 --> 00:26:08,123 ‪沒錯,但我現在想的是妳 438 00:26:09,243 --> 00:26:11,363 ‪楚思絕對在撩我 439 00:26:11,443 --> 00:26:13,923 ‪我能感受那股情慾 440 00:26:14,003 --> 00:26:16,123 ‪你覺得今晚會發生什麼事? 441 00:26:16,203 --> 00:26:20,003 ‪-妳想跟誰睡? ‪-你邀的話,我就跟你睡怎麼樣? 442 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:22,043 ‪-當然好 ‪-好 443 00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:25,283 ‪妳看起來不太自在,來我這邊吧 444 00:26:25,363 --> 00:26:26,683 ‪那你要扶我一把 445 00:26:27,283 --> 00:26:30,043 ‪過來,轉這邊,小心別掉下去 446 00:26:30,123 --> 00:26:31,323 ‪搞不好會 447 00:26:31,403 --> 00:26:34,523 ‪-這樣比較舒服了 ‪-舒服多了,太棒了 448 00:26:34,603 --> 00:26:37,603 ‪我喜歡這裡,我不想離開 449 00:26:38,283 --> 00:26:40,803 ‪-我們不離開了? ‪-妳留下,我就留下 450 00:26:41,403 --> 00:26:42,403 ‪我們可以待下來 451 00:26:42,483 --> 00:26:43,923 ‪妳的嘴唇好性感 452 00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:46,763 ‪-真的嗎? ‪-讓我看看? 453 00:26:57,883 --> 00:26:58,883 ‪不會吧? 454 00:26:58,963 --> 00:27:00,043 ‪他們接吻了 455 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:04,043 ‪好浪漫,這也難怪,真想不到 456 00:27:05,843 --> 00:27:08,443 ‪我們要打敗他們,輸人不輸陣 457 00:27:08,523 --> 00:27:12,003 ‪我喜歡挑戰,看到楚思開把之後 458 00:27:13,203 --> 00:27:15,923 ‪今晚我對喬治雅也開有更猛的行動 459 00:27:16,003 --> 00:27:17,323 ‪一定會猛爆了 460 00:27:19,243 --> 00:27:21,523 ‪-這真出乎我的意料 ‪-妳吻功很強 461 00:27:21,603 --> 00:27:23,443 ‪-你也很強 ‪-妳是高手 462 00:27:23,523 --> 00:27:25,323 ‪我待會還要看,等著瞧 463 00:27:25,923 --> 00:27:27,203 ‪-等著瞧 ‪-如果你走運的話 464 00:27:27,283 --> 00:27:28,723 ‪-如果我走運的話 ‪-沒錯 465 00:27:28,803 --> 00:27:32,243 ‪這樣才叫《歡愉島》 ‪我們擁吻得很開心 466 00:27:32,323 --> 00:27:36,203 ‪潔絲很可愛,但本小姐更棒 467 00:27:36,763 --> 00:27:39,963 ‪糟糕!看來場面會很尷尬 468 00:27:41,923 --> 00:27:43,243 ‪讓我搞清楚 469 00:27:43,323 --> 00:27:47,083 ‪潔絲、伊茲和楚思是三角關係 470 00:27:47,163 --> 00:27:51,003 ‪史塔文、派崔克、哈利和喬治雅 ‪是四角關係 471 00:27:52,123 --> 00:27:54,803 ‪看來‪幾何學也可以很情色! 472 00:27:58,403 --> 00:28:03,083 ‪海盜派對也是,兄弟們! 473 00:28:04,723 --> 00:28:09,563 ‪但只要拉娜一現身 ‪海賊王和砲王都得消失 474 00:28:11,203 --> 00:28:13,923 {\an8}‪我好期待這場海盜派對 475 00:28:14,003 --> 00:28:18,083 {\an8}‪我猜“股”勵會從天空掉下來 ‪也許是寶箱 476 00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:20,763 {\an8}‪等等!他是不是提到“股”勵? 477 00:28:20,843 --> 00:28:23,043 {\an8}‪我忘了按音效,倒帶! 478 00:28:23,123 --> 00:28:23,963 ‪“股”勵 479 00:28:27,403 --> 00:28:28,723 ‪這不是男生穿的吧? 480 00:28:29,523 --> 00:28:31,443 ‪我的奶看起來超不真實! 481 00:28:32,403 --> 00:28:33,923 ‪寶貝,小心了! 482 00:28:37,043 --> 00:28:38,123 ‪真好看 483 00:28:39,323 --> 00:28:42,843 {\an8}‪我的服裝最好看,這是我好兄弟 ‪我叫他“小骷” 484 00:28:42,923 --> 00:28:44,203 ‪我要對伊茲下手 485 00:28:51,723 --> 00:28:55,843 {\an8}‪喬治雅是我這輩子見過最美的女人 486 00:28:55,923 --> 00:28:59,003 {\an8}‪我要告訴她,我真心喜歡她 487 00:29:04,603 --> 00:29:05,763 ‪-你好 ‪-嗨! 488 00:29:06,683 --> 00:29:08,963 ‪我第一眼見到妳,我就覺得 489 00:29:09,043 --> 00:29:11,723 ‪妳是我見過最漂亮的女生 490 00:29:11,803 --> 00:29:15,163 ‪真的?嘴好甜! 491 00:29:15,723 --> 00:29:18,163 ‪競爭很激烈,我得展開行動 492 00:29:19,243 --> 00:29:21,443 ‪-我摘了這朵花給妳 ‪-謝謝 493 00:29:21,523 --> 00:29:22,523 ‪不客氣 494 00:29:22,603 --> 00:29:24,643 ‪好窩心,真可愛 495 00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:28,083 {\an8}‪樹叢大概都光禿禿了,一朵花都不剩 496 00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:36,683 ‪喬治雅應該喜歡我 ‪我也許能和她墜入情網 497 00:29:37,283 --> 00:29:41,243 ‪我很想在沙灘上給她浪漫的吻 498 00:29:43,003 --> 00:29:46,843 ‪這些海盜大概很想享受魚水之歡 ‪但兩小時後 499 00:29:46,923 --> 00:29:50,803 ‪拉娜突然頒布的色戒會掀起驚滔駭浪 500 00:29:56,323 --> 00:30:01,683 ‪這些猛男腦子裡沒有歷史知識 ‪卻有滿滿的精蟲 501 00:30:02,363 --> 00:30:04,403 ‪大船入港了,寶貝! 502 00:30:07,883 --> 00:30:09,363 ‪兄弟們,行動了 503 00:30:10,443 --> 00:30:12,643 ‪-有酒 ‪-兄弟們,喝吧 504 00:30:12,723 --> 00:30:17,283 ‪我剛才看到楚思在吊床嚐到甜頭 505 00:30:17,363 --> 00:30:18,923 ‪口風真緊! 506 00:30:19,003 --> 00:30:20,403 ‪我們在吊床很開心 507 00:30:20,483 --> 00:30:23,123 ‪你想順其自然,或是直接… 508 00:30:23,203 --> 00:30:26,523 ‪今晚有好戲看了,一定有 509 00:30:26,603 --> 00:30:27,883 ‪恭喜你,花花公子! 510 00:30:27,963 --> 00:30:31,123 ‪-第一個達陣! ‪-敬別墅裡的第一個吻! 511 00:30:31,203 --> 00:30:33,123 ‪你們在換衣服時 512 00:30:33,203 --> 00:30:35,363 ‪喬治雅在臥室開始上妝 513 00:30:35,443 --> 00:30:39,763 ‪我走進去,送她一朵花 ‪我覺得她喜歡我 514 00:30:43,923 --> 00:30:46,443 {\an8}‪他送花給她,但他送給荷莉過了 515 00:30:46,523 --> 00:30:50,883 {\an8}‪一天之內對不同的女用同一招 ‪有點俗氣 516 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:55,563 ‪真好笑,你還不是偷了他的台詞 ‪稱讚喬治亞的眼睛? 517 00:30:55,643 --> 00:30:58,243 ‪早知道有這件事,我就提高火力了 518 00:30:58,803 --> 00:31:00,643 ‪我今晚也要去摘花! 519 00:31:02,363 --> 00:31:05,243 {\an8}‪今晚我要開始追求喬治雅 520 00:31:05,323 --> 00:31:06,843 ‪我要加快腳步 521 00:31:09,803 --> 00:31:10,723 ‪好棒! 522 00:31:10,803 --> 00:31:12,203 ‪美女! 523 00:31:13,043 --> 00:31:16,243 ‪我看上奈森 ‪所以要讓他知道我有多辣 524 00:31:16,763 --> 00:31:18,403 {\an8}‪我要狂歡了 525 00:31:30,563 --> 00:31:32,683 {\an8}‪我現在對楚思有意思 526 00:31:32,763 --> 00:31:36,003 ‪他的樣子很性感 ‪我可能會把他衣服扒光 527 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:42,283 {\an8}‪我今晚要吃了楚思 528 00:31:48,923 --> 00:31:52,203 ‪妝化好了,調情模式打開了 ‪該上場了 529 00:31:53,403 --> 00:31:56,203 ‪我們要“大家來尋寶” 530 00:31:56,283 --> 00:31:59,523 ‪我要在多莉絲和德瑞克上做記號 531 00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:05,243 ‪我的雙D罩杯就是最大的優點 ‪你們可以來舔 532 00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:08,203 ‪你們可以隨意把對方抓來親 533 00:32:08,803 --> 00:32:10,243 ‪太讚了,鮑兒! 534 00:32:12,083 --> 00:32:13,803 ‪各位上吧! 535 00:32:16,483 --> 00:32:20,123 ‪海盜鮑兒的兩顆贓物彈了出來 536 00:32:22,643 --> 00:32:28,283 ‪我在鮑兒的乳浪裡游泳 ‪希望喬治雅會吃醋 537 00:32:31,043 --> 00:32:34,963 ‪你們是不是也搞不懂遊戲規則? 538 00:32:35,043 --> 00:32:37,283 ‪這就像轉瓶遊戲,只是沒有瓶子 539 00:32:37,363 --> 00:32:39,123 ‪又要舔來舔去 540 00:32:41,363 --> 00:32:42,803 ‪好,爸爸回家了 541 00:32:50,723 --> 00:32:52,643 ‪我知道派對結束要幹嘛 542 00:32:52,723 --> 00:32:55,483 ‪但我不知道有沒有辦法不碰他 543 00:32:56,883 --> 00:32:58,323 ‪好戲上場了 544 00:32:59,563 --> 00:33:03,723 ‪史塔文、派崔克和哈利 ‪請各就各位 545 00:33:04,563 --> 00:33:06,523 ‪今晚我要盡情放縱 546 00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:21,563 ‪我先上場 ‪我想:“心動就馬上行動” 547 00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:28,123 ‪天哪! 548 00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:30,763 ‪競爭真是激烈 549 00:33:33,043 --> 00:33:36,483 ‪第一個衝上去的不是我 ‪但最後一個可以是我吧? 550 00:33:36,563 --> 00:33:39,003 ‪那當然,我很興奮,而且我是壞男生 551 00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:41,043 ‪三是我的幸運數字,是我不好! 552 00:33:43,363 --> 00:33:45,723 ‪天哪,美女,那件衣服借我好嗎? 553 00:33:46,843 --> 00:33:51,563 ‪我最期待和史塔文接吻,他吻功很好 554 00:33:55,123 --> 00:33:56,443 ‪狂歡時候到了 555 00:33:56,523 --> 00:33:59,763 ‪玩點小遊戲,晚上就能幹大壞事 556 00:34:03,923 --> 00:34:08,283 {\an8}‪說實話 ‪我今晚可能和特別的人共度良宵 557 00:34:12,363 --> 00:34:13,403 ‪上吧,伊茲! 558 00:34:13,483 --> 00:34:15,043 ‪我最大的優點在… 559 00:34:21,523 --> 00:34:23,363 ‪伊茲的屁股很漂亮 560 00:34:25,043 --> 00:34:27,843 ‪這傢伙宣稱那是他的領地! 561 00:34:28,963 --> 00:34:34,163 ‪誰都不想坐視自己看上的男人吻別人 562 00:34:34,243 --> 00:34:37,603 {\an8}‪好,苦日子來了,大家準備面對 563 00:34:37,683 --> 00:34:41,523 {\an8}‪快請達麗亞妮進場 ‪免得大伙玩到失心瘋 564 00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:47,043 ‪看看各位! 565 00:34:47,123 --> 00:34:48,883 ‪我的好姊妹! 566 00:34:48,963 --> 00:34:50,923 ‪美女,妳好嗎? 567 00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:53,843 ‪快拿口紅給她! 568 00:34:55,163 --> 00:34:59,883 ‪各位美麗的海盜,你們好 ‪大家玩得開心嗎? 569 00:34:59,963 --> 00:35:01,883 ‪-開心! ‪-那當然,美女 570 00:35:03,683 --> 00:35:07,523 ‪聽我說 ‪我大概知道這場派對需要什麼 571 00:35:07,603 --> 00:35:09,563 ‪-天哪 ‪-好期待 572 00:35:09,643 --> 00:35:11,403 ‪千萬要說是“股”勵 573 00:35:11,483 --> 00:35:13,443 ‪“股”勵! 574 00:35:15,563 --> 00:35:18,083 ‪-搖起來! ‪-來點“股”勵! 575 00:35:18,923 --> 00:35:22,883 ‪“股”勵,好興奮 576 00:35:22,963 --> 00:35:26,883 ‪這個“股”勵很特別,會改變一切 577 00:35:27,523 --> 00:35:29,883 ‪天哪! 578 00:35:30,803 --> 00:35:33,043 ‪好,聽我說一下 579 00:35:33,123 --> 00:35:34,963 ‪記得去年,拉娜… 580 00:35:35,043 --> 00:35:37,843 ‪這個甜筒杯史上最強大的甜筒杯 581 00:35:37,923 --> 00:35:40,643 ‪從吧檯中冒出來 ‪像廉價酒瓶一樣? 582 00:35:41,243 --> 00:35:46,163 ‪製作團隊深自檢討,保證要更有創意 583 00:35:46,683 --> 00:35:48,483 ‪看看他們想出什麼點子 584 00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:49,483 ‪各位想要嗎? 585 00:35:49,563 --> 00:35:53,603 ‪想! 586 00:35:53,683 --> 00:35:55,283 ‪快點拿出來! 587 00:35:55,883 --> 00:35:56,763 ‪那好吧 588 00:36:04,683 --> 00:36:06,723 ‪好驚人! 589 00:36:06,803 --> 00:36:11,443 ‪製作團隊!你們超越上一季! 590 00:36:12,163 --> 00:36:13,243 ‪那是什麼? 591 00:36:14,123 --> 00:36:16,003 ‪好漂亮! 592 00:36:26,083 --> 00:36:29,603 ‪“股”勵一定得特殊又隆重 593 00:36:31,123 --> 00:36:33,243 ‪好,大家都討厭別人炫耀 594 00:36:33,803 --> 00:36:35,203 ‪好棒! 595 00:36:35,283 --> 00:36:38,243 ‪誰想上去搬“股”勵回來? 596 00:36:38,323 --> 00:36:40,043 ‪我!我是海盜! 597 00:36:44,363 --> 00:36:46,963 ‪妳覺得會拿到什麼“股”勵? 598 00:36:47,043 --> 00:36:48,323 ‪我不知道! 599 00:36:48,403 --> 00:36:49,803 ‪一定是大禮物! 600 00:36:49,883 --> 00:36:52,883 ‪大到可能連人都裝得進去 601 00:36:59,923 --> 00:37:02,203 ‪各位,很重嗎?還是… 602 00:37:02,283 --> 00:37:03,123 ‪沒錯 603 00:37:03,803 --> 00:37:04,643 ‪天哪 604 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:06,203 ‪三,二,一,放下 605 00:37:06,283 --> 00:37:07,243 ‪天哪 606 00:37:07,883 --> 00:37:12,083 ‪他們甚至抬不起來,一定是新朋友 ‪我們很歡迎 607 00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:14,323 ‪快把“股”勵給我看! 608 00:37:14,403 --> 00:37:18,803 ‪這個棺材狀的箱子 ‪即將埋葬他們的性生活 609 00:37:18,883 --> 00:37:22,043 ‪箱子裡的東西會將這趟旅程 610 00:37:22,123 --> 00:37:24,763 ‪徹底變成你們難忘的體驗 611 00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:25,963 ‪害人家都癢了 612 00:37:28,363 --> 00:37:29,603 ‪希望大家準備好了! 613 00:37:29,683 --> 00:37:31,763 ‪快打開! 614 00:37:32,763 --> 00:37:34,283 ‪打開後就不能後悔了 615 00:37:34,363 --> 00:37:35,283 ‪快打開! 616 00:37:35,363 --> 00:37:37,483 ‪好想知道會發生什麼事 617 00:37:37,563 --> 00:37:38,643 ‪快打開! 618 00:37:39,523 --> 00:37:42,083 ‪-裡面有蛇嗎? ‪-快打開! 619 00:37:42,163 --> 00:37:44,283 ‪我抖得好嚴重 620 00:37:44,363 --> 00:37:45,443 ‪快打開! 621 00:37:46,523 --> 00:37:47,683 ‪是真正的海盜嗎? 622 00:37:47,763 --> 00:37:48,963 ‪快打開! 623 00:37:49,963 --> 00:37:50,803 ‪我們都想看! 624 00:37:50,883 --> 00:37:52,283 ‪快打開! 625 00:37:53,123 --> 00:37:54,603 ‪箱子裡裝了什麼? 626 00:38:05,003 --> 00:38:06,203 ‪不會吧? 627 00:38:07,923 --> 00:38:10,643 ‪天哪! 628 00:38:11,243 --> 00:38:13,923 ‪揭曉真相的場面總是這麼精彩 629 00:38:14,803 --> 00:38:15,963 ‪那是什麼? 630 00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:17,483 ‪是喇叭嗎? 631 00:38:17,563 --> 00:38:18,923 ‪-是拉娜 ‪-不,是… 632 00:38:19,003 --> 00:38:22,043 ‪-我知道是拉娜 ‪-他媽的,是拉娜! 633 00:38:22,123 --> 00:38:25,523 ‪拉娜,真不想知道,但沒辦法 634 00:38:28,043 --> 00:38:29,243 ‪-不! ‪-別說了! 635 00:38:29,323 --> 00:38:30,563 ‪不! 636 00:38:30,643 --> 00:38:32,443 ‪拉娜是我最大的惡夢 637 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:37,523 ‪在這座島上 ‪要先經歷痛苦,才能享受歡愉 638 00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:41,683 ‪這是《慾罷不能》 639 00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:45,123 ‪-不可能狂歡了 ‪-什麼? 640 00:38:46,003 --> 00:38:48,003 ‪我以為這是《歡愉島》 641 00:38:48,523 --> 00:38:51,643 ‪不可能歡愉了,這是《慾罷不能》 642 00:38:54,283 --> 00:38:57,243 ‪各位抱歉了! 643 00:38:57,323 --> 00:38:59,243 ‪達麗亞妮,別丟下我們! 644 00:38:59,323 --> 00:39:00,363 ‪快回來! 645 00:39:00,883 --> 00:39:04,203 ‪我可能撐不過這幾個禮拜 646 00:39:04,283 --> 00:39:05,563 ‪希望我不會死 647 00:39:12,843 --> 00:39:14,643 ‪我可以打給我媽嗎?我想回家 648 00:39:15,163 --> 00:39:17,283 ‪還真像個壞男生 649 00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:23,883 ‪各位雀屏中選是因為你們選擇了 ‪無意義的約砲 650 00:39:23,963 --> 00:39:26,003 ‪不會真誠與人交往 651 00:39:26,083 --> 00:39:27,203 ‪說得對極了 652 00:39:28,443 --> 00:39:33,163 ‪這座渡假村的目的 ‪是幫助各位在個人的戀情 653 00:39:33,243 --> 00:39:35,243 ‪得到深層情感連結 654 00:39:36,283 --> 00:39:38,083 ‪寶貝,我不想 655 00:39:38,163 --> 00:39:41,283 ‪老規矩,在島上需要遵守條件 656 00:39:42,803 --> 00:39:47,643 ‪各位在這段期間嚴禁性行為 657 00:39:48,163 --> 00:39:49,283 ‪開玩笑吧? 658 00:39:51,763 --> 00:39:52,683 ‪我辦不到 659 00:39:54,083 --> 00:39:56,043 ‪-不准接吻 ‪-什麼? 660 00:39:57,683 --> 00:40:01,243 ‪這是在開玩笑嗎?是嗎? ‪你們在開玩笑嗎? 661 00:40:01,323 --> 00:40:02,603 ‪不准激情愛撫 662 00:40:04,323 --> 00:40:05,203 ‪什麼? 663 00:40:07,403 --> 00:40:09,683 ‪和任何性行為 664 00:40:11,003 --> 00:40:12,763 ‪不准做愛? 665 00:40:14,123 --> 00:40:15,803 ‪真是強人所難 666 00:40:15,883 --> 00:40:19,203 ‪也不能自慰 667 00:40:22,123 --> 00:40:24,203 ‪不好笑,太沒人性了 668 00:40:26,483 --> 00:40:28,443 ‪等等,誰來解釋一下 669 00:40:28,523 --> 00:40:30,883 ‪-不准玩妳的妹妹 ‪-所以我不能… 670 00:40:30,963 --> 00:40:32,043 ‪-不行! ‪-不行 671 00:40:33,003 --> 00:40:34,283 ‪我沒信心辦得到 672 00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:38,243 ‪連撫摸自己的身體都不行 ‪我自己的身體 673 00:40:40,603 --> 00:40:43,603 ‪我知道很難,卻不知道這麼難 674 00:40:43,683 --> 00:40:47,523 ‪我有被擋砲的經驗 ‪有一次做到一半,奶奶還闖進來 675 00:40:47,603 --> 00:40:49,003 ‪這是拉娜 676 00:40:49,643 --> 00:40:51,163 ‪終極擋砲王 677 00:40:51,243 --> 00:40:55,163 ‪但為了幫助各位發展 ‪我把獎金加碼 678 00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:59,923 ‪到二十萬元 679 00:41:04,043 --> 00:41:06,083 ‪二十萬元?! 680 00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:09,883 ‪-好多 ‪-這是真的嗎? 681 00:41:09,963 --> 00:41:12,603 ‪二十萬,我要買新鞋! 682 00:41:12,683 --> 00:41:14,643 ‪好多錢! 683 00:41:14,723 --> 00:41:18,643 ‪二十萬元 ‪搞不好可以幫它弄個身體! 684 00:41:19,603 --> 00:41:24,283 ‪每次破戒,都會扣獎金 685 00:41:24,363 --> 00:41:26,643 ‪我們大概會兩手空空回家 686 00:41:26,723 --> 00:41:31,563 ‪二十萬可以改變人生 ‪我要認真起來了 687 00:41:32,683 --> 00:41:37,083 ‪歡迎來到各位漫長、難熬 ‪和戒色的夏季 688 00:41:37,763 --> 00:41:38,843 ‪不公平 689 00:41:38,923 --> 00:41:40,803 ‪害我飢渴到不行 690 00:41:40,883 --> 00:41:42,443 ‪-真的 ‪-我討厭她 691 00:41:43,203 --> 00:41:45,763 ‪我想破戒的話,就一定會破戒 692 00:41:47,003 --> 00:41:50,443 ‪我不在乎錢,我只想和這些人享樂 693 00:41:53,683 --> 00:41:58,203 ‪現在“股”勵已經無望 ‪拉娜的客人可以回渡假村 694 00:41:58,283 --> 00:42:01,763 ‪好好地檢討自己 695 00:42:01,843 --> 00:42:04,603 ‪想不到我們會中了這種圈套 696 00:42:04,683 --> 00:42:08,763 ‪這裡也有!妳是來教訓我們的吧? 697 00:42:08,843 --> 00:42:10,883 ‪親愛的,我不喜歡妳 698 00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:13,283 ‪我想把她踢下桌 699 00:42:15,163 --> 00:42:18,683 ‪好不爽,超生氣 700 00:42:19,363 --> 00:42:20,523 ‪別這樣好嗎? 701 00:42:21,123 --> 00:42:22,683 ‪我好生氣 702 00:42:23,523 --> 00:42:26,683 ‪拉娜,我今晚可以和伊茲上床嗎? 703 00:42:28,123 --> 00:42:30,483 ‪拜託讓我美夢成真 704 00:42:30,563 --> 00:42:37,123 ‪相信我,艾莉沙也許會對你言聽計從 ‪但拉娜是綠茶婊 705 00:42:39,803 --> 00:42:42,283 ‪我以為這是我最開心的經驗 706 00:42:42,363 --> 00:42:46,203 ‪結果是今年最大的挫折 707 00:42:47,323 --> 00:42:48,203 ‪美女 708 00:42:49,523 --> 00:42:50,563 ‪來這裡坐 709 00:42:50,643 --> 00:42:52,163 ‪-我好難過 ‪-我知道 710 00:42:54,523 --> 00:42:57,723 ‪告訴我妳在想什麼,因為我很生氣 711 00:42:57,803 --> 00:42:59,803 ‪我有點震驚 712 00:42:59,883 --> 00:43:03,363 ‪我以為這裡會很好玩 ‪這裡的男生都很帥 713 00:43:03,883 --> 00:43:07,323 ‪我可以和這些單身帥哥上床 714 00:43:07,403 --> 00:43:09,803 ‪如果有人破戒,妳覺得這裡的人 715 00:43:10,323 --> 00:43:11,883 ‪會很生氣嗎? 716 00:43:11,963 --> 00:43:14,603 ‪應該會,有些男生應該會說 717 00:43:14,683 --> 00:43:16,963 ‪“知道嗎?錢很重要” 718 00:43:17,683 --> 00:43:19,083 ‪但我真的不在乎 719 00:43:19,163 --> 00:43:22,843 ‪我的任務好像是考驗大家 720 00:43:22,923 --> 00:43:24,603 ‪這樣很好! 721 00:43:24,683 --> 00:43:26,963 ‪-我同意!超同意! ‪-我不在乎 722 00:43:27,043 --> 00:43:28,403 ‪根本不在乎 723 00:43:29,403 --> 00:43:31,723 ‪兩位,妳們想幹嘛? 724 00:43:31,803 --> 00:43:33,483 ‪拉娜公布了這些規則 725 00:43:33,563 --> 00:43:36,163 ‪我想親誰就會親誰 726 00:43:36,243 --> 00:43:37,803 ‪我是獨立的女性 727 00:43:38,403 --> 00:43:39,523 ‪我們來破戒吧? 728 00:43:40,043 --> 00:43:42,243 ‪太扯了啦!不行,要嗎? 729 00:43:42,323 --> 00:43:43,363 ‪來破戒吧? 730 00:43:43,443 --> 00:43:44,963 ‪天哪! 731 00:43:45,043 --> 00:43:45,883 ‪我不在乎 732 00:43:45,963 --> 00:43:47,043 ‪來吧 733 00:43:53,443 --> 00:43:57,843 ‪這一定是新紀錄,連十分鐘都還不到 734 00:44:02,883 --> 00:44:06,163 ‪拉娜,這一定是最艱難的一季 735 00:44:36,723 --> 00:44:41,723 {\an8}‪字幕翻譯:易敬能