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-One, two, in and out.
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Remember our season two legends?
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That brought a lot of emotions.
I feel like I haven't felt--
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As soon as they left the villa,
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the very next day,
Lana got straight back to work
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with a brand new batch
of horned-up hell-raisers.
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Fresh meat, baby!
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Who had no idea about season two.
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Let the games begin.
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Here for what they think is
a wild new dating show.
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Welcome to Pleasure Island!
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The world is my oyster tonight.
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Imagine their disappointment
when the queen of cockblocking…
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-…reveals herself.
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No kissing,
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no heavy petting,
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and no sex of any kind.
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I don't know how I'm gonna make it
through these few weeks.
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I hope I don't die.
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How will our wildest cast ever…
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-…react?
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Oh my God.
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If I wanna rule-break,
I'm gonna rule-break.
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This has cost the group $30,000.
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-What?
-Whoa.
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$69,000. $60,000.
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$57,000. $30,000.
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Why did I have that wank?
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Oh.
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Will our sex-starved singles
form deeper connections?
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I feel like I was meant to be here.
I'm gonna go home a different person.
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Definitely feelin' this workshop
right now. I feel free.
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Cheers to you and I.
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I didn't expect to be falling for someone.
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Are you like
a one-night stand type of person?
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Or are these horndogs just too…
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-I'm gonna show you my coochie.
Whoo!
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-…hot…
-I want one massive orgy.
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-Watch out, baby!
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-…to…
-Trying to make my balls blue?
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-…handle?
-I'm so horny.
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-Can I call my mom?
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Here we go again
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with ten super sexed-up singles
expecting a summer of horny hook-ups.
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And the world's most famous cone,
Lana, is back,
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analyzing the world's horniest hotties.
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Discreet data collection is essential.
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We're in Turks and Caicos again,
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but not one of the new kids
has seen a second of season two,
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so enticing them in was simple
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with the creation of yet another
totally fake, sexy, hot dating show.
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{\an8}Pleasure Island!
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{\an8}I mean, who wouldn't fall for that?
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Hosted by none other than Dariany Santana.
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And a brand new, no-expense-spared set.
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-Okay, a couple of branches and a parrot.
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So we didn't blow the props budget,
but we sure did blow the babe budget.
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Hello, season three!
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{\an8}
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-Whoo!
-Hey, babe!
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-All right.
-How unreal!
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-Oh my fucking God!
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-Cheers! Don't fall. Cheers.
-Cheers! Oh my God.
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-How amazing. Like, how are we here?
-What do you think's gonna happen?
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-What, in Pleasure Island?
-Yeah.
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I'm guessing a lot of pleasure, hopefully!
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-God, you're trouble.
-You know?
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-You are literally trouble.
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Hello!
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I went to private school,
and people think I'm gonna be
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some up myself girl,
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but I probably got with
half of the rugby team.
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I've even gone for some cricketers too.
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I am competitive.
I play hockey in my spare time.
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I'm a player on and off the hockey pitch.
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I normally end things by sending a text.
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"I don't think it's going to work out
with us. It's not you. It's me. Kiss."
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-Send.
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I will be the first person to score.
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I always am,
and I will be in Pleasure Island.
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After a few of these, I feel like
some naughty stuff can happen.
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I know. I'm just going to apologize
to my parents ahead of time. Sorry!
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I am definitely a black sheep
in my family.
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They call me Hurricane Holly
for a reason.
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This would be good selfie lighting.
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I'm quite the heartbreaker.
I love a casual relationship.
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And I usually get what I want.
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Oh God. So sorry.
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Oh, I definitely ooze sexuality
when I talk.
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Even the most boring things.
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A frying pan. Basil.
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Coffee.
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So hot. God, I'm blushing.
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-Bring out the boys!
-Do you have, like, a type?
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Definitely, they've all been
a little bit foreign.
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Hopefully we don't fancy the same guy.
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We're about to find out.
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Oh my God, stop.
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-What?
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Okay, producers,
let's make our first guy something spe--
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Holy mother of abs! Yes, please!
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Oh my God!
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-Hey!
-Hi.
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-He's so fit. What's your name?
-How you doing?
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Nathan. Lovely to meet you.
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-And you. I'm Izzy.
-God, Nathan, you're gorgeous.
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-So where are you from?
-So I'm from Cape Town.
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-Cape Town? Wow!
-Oh, no way!
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-So my mom is Zulu.
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-So I got the warrior in me.
-Hey!
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-Love that!
-I think we're gonna have a blast.
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I'm an international playboy. Come on.
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I've literally flown
across different countries
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on a plane
just to have sex with different girls.
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South Africa, England, Germany, America,
Russia, Ukraine, Spanish, Swedish.
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Trying to think of the places.
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I'm definitely
more of a serial killer dater…
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Uh, shall we start that again?
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I'm definitely a serial dater.
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Pleasure Island sounds like
the Sexy Olympics. I'm here to win gold.
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-Welcome to paradise!
-Yeah!
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Yeah, you girls look amazing.
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You look amazing.
What would you say that your type is?
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Big eyes. The eyes
have to speak volumes for me.
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Um, great teeth obviously.
Definitely tall.
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-Cut me out then.
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Well, Nathan, you're in luck.
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This next girl is tall,
with eyes and teeth.
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{\an8}I just hope you're a fan of Jaz!
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-Hey! Look at you!
-We got a queen!
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-Hi!
-Hello!
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-How you doing?
-How are you? I'm Jaz.
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-Hey, babe.
-Nathan.
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Come closer to me, get warm.
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-Getting cozy!
-Hitting it off already.
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How tall are you?
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So I'm 5'9" without heels.
So I know I'm, like, super tall.
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-Yeah.
-You're tall.
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My name is Jaz. I'm classy and I'm sassy.
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I have a nice smile. I'm cute.
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I have a lot. I have my real hair.
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I have a lot of people in my DMs.
It's a little bit of a juggle.
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On some days, you see this person,
and then the next person.
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I call it when you have
a dick appointment.
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I am definitely a sucker for a bad boy.
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If I see something I want,
I'm gonna go after it.
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May the baddest win.
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I mean, I'm the only guy here.
Like, good enough for you three?
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-Whoa!
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-I'm hoping a few more come in.
-I feel like you tick a lot of the boxes.
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-You're setting the bar pretty high.
-Guys, come on!
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I'm the first guy to walk in.
Give me a couple minutes!
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Two minutes?!
This is your two-second warning!
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Sound the alarm!
Here comes double trouble!
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-Hi!
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Hey, boys!
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-Welcome!
-Hi!
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-How ya doing? Nice to meet ya.
-Hi! Nice to meet you.
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Oh my God.
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-Are you a model?
-Yes.
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-You look like a model.
-You do too.
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-What's your typical type of girl?
-I don't have one.
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Nothing at all?
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-I like 'em all!
-Like, anything?
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I get a lot of female attention.
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Oh my God.
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Think I look pretty good. You think so?
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Truth will always 99.9% tell the truth,
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and that's why I go by that name.
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But my real name is…
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Robert.
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Before I was into girls,
I was into basketball.
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I would have a few girls come to
the games. One over there, one over there.
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Sometimes I walk past a group of girls
and just do this.
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It's no big deal. I could do this all day.
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Are you ever told
that you look like a celebrity?
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Harry Styles?
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Harry Styles, eh?
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I can see that, bro!
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This can only go in one direction.
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Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
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I'm a big fish in a small pond.
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Anything happens in my village,
it's major news.
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If an old woman fell over,
it'd make the front page of the papers.
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I'm Harry, and I'm a surgeon.
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A tree surgeon. I chop wood for a living.
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That's one of my lines,
like, "I'll climb you like a tree."
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I've kissed a lot of frogs to find
a princess. I still haven't found her.
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Britney's an ex. Yeah, Cherry's an ex.
Charlotte, Karen.
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Kayla?
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I've been out with a Kayla.
Not been out with, but slept with.
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I think girls fall for me quite easy.
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I promise the house on the hill with
a white picket fence and wedding dress.
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How can you settle down
when you've got so many options?
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Cringe.
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-What would you say your type is?
-Brunette. Nice bum.
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Uh, nice smile.
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-You're basically describing Holly.
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If you want Holly, just say that.
Just go over there.
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-You could've just said her name.
-I'm trying to play it cool, man.
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Sorry, man!
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I think
the tree surgeon's got wood.
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{\an8}And now for a Beaux-tiful surprise.
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Hello, bunch of fitties!
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We're spoilt for choice, bro!
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-How are you?
-I'm Beaux.
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-What do you do?
-So I'm a legal secretary.
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-Sexy secretary, okay!
-I bet you don't wear that to work!
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Ah, watch out!
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When people look at me,
they automatically think I'm a girly girl,
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but secretly I have got
a little bit of a male trait in me.
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Such a classy lady, aren't I?
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I mean, I'm not romantic at all.
I'm happy with a date at KFC, to be fair.
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I change my man
more than I change my knickers.
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Am I allowed to say this?
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As soon as I see a guy that I fancy,
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I give the bloke the sexual eye
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and I pounce.
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What's your type then?
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Straight to the point.
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-I like a boy with…
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Lining up! Line up! Boys, let me see--
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-Do you want a ladder?
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-More of a personality person, obviously.
-I'm back, I'm back!
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Oh!
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Aloha, hotties.
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{\an8}A Hawaiian hunk is approaching.
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{\an8}But who does he remind me of?
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{\an8}J… J… J… J…
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Jason Momoa!
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Thanks, boys.
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-Hey, I'm Patrick.
-Hello! My name's Beaux.
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-He's taller than me!
-Fuck. I'm so small. It's a joke.
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He must be Hawaiian.
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-Ooh. Spicy!
-Spicy!
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-What are you looking for?
-Looks go away with age.
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So as long as she's down to earth.
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I can share a moment of silence with her
and have a good time.
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Uh, roll package?
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Sing you a love song!
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Wait, let me restart.
247
00:13:58,243 --> 00:14:02,603
So you may have seen my face before.
I am on the cover of Mr. Hawaii calendar.
248
00:14:02,683 --> 00:14:05,323
-Mr. May is like this.
249
00:14:05,403 --> 00:14:07,283
Mr. July is like this.
250
00:14:15,163 --> 00:14:18,563
I'm the best tour guide for single women.
You know, I'll take you around.
251
00:14:18,643 --> 00:14:22,643
I can show you the dolphins, the turtles.
A little sex on the beach.
252
00:14:24,883 --> 00:14:28,963
I know all the plant species in Hawaii.
My favorite flower would be an orchid,
253
00:14:29,043 --> 00:14:31,963
because every flower is unique,
just like every woman.
254
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:36,003
If you're a bee and you're just right,
you'll get sweet honey, baby.
255
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,363
I always get that sweet honey.
256
00:14:41,803 --> 00:14:44,483
And what's the flower for?
For yourself or for a woman?
257
00:14:45,563 --> 00:14:48,123
-I guess I'll give it to you.
-Thank you!
258
00:14:49,843 --> 00:14:52,163
I'm a little hot! Thank you.
It's beautiful.
259
00:14:52,243 --> 00:14:54,803
If you put it in your right ear
that means you're taken.
260
00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:56,803
-But if it's in your left--
-I'm single!
261
00:15:00,563 --> 00:15:04,483
{\an8}Holy smokes. Someone must've
thrown lighter fluid onto the barbie.
262
00:15:04,563 --> 00:15:08,563
{\an8}Here comes Australia's sexiest export
since ever.
263
00:15:19,163 --> 00:15:20,643
-Oh my God!
-Hey!
264
00:15:20,723 --> 00:15:22,043
-Oh, hey!
-Hello!
265
00:15:22,123 --> 00:15:24,083
-Beaux. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you!
266
00:15:24,163 --> 00:15:27,323
I'm finished. I'm finished, bro.
267
00:15:27,403 --> 00:15:29,923
-Do you fancy anyone here?
-That's a good question!
268
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:31,843
Be careful!
269
00:15:31,923 --> 00:15:32,843
Well, yes.
270
00:15:32,923 --> 00:15:34,723
-Oh God!
-Yes!
271
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,243
Oh, I'm excited.
272
00:15:38,443 --> 00:15:40,483
I flirt with anything. And anyone.
273
00:15:40,563 --> 00:15:42,963
I love a little snog.
274
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:43,963
I love that word.
275
00:15:48,203 --> 00:15:49,883
I am extremely sexual.
276
00:15:50,763 --> 00:15:54,603
Guys like that, and I think that's why
they get super in love with me.
277
00:15:58,163 --> 00:16:01,763
I love bad boys.
A narcissist. That is my type.
278
00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:08,923
Australian boys from my area,
they're a bit douchey.
279
00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:10,083
They're jerks.
280
00:16:12,003 --> 00:16:15,123
International guys
just have the spice that I want.
281
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:21,123
I'm excited to just
rip anyone's clothes off at this point.
282
00:16:23,563 --> 00:16:25,283
You like a good boy or a bad boy?
283
00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:27,843
Bad, definitely. Definitely bad.
284
00:16:27,923 --> 00:16:30,843
I know. I mean,
I think all us girls go for bad boys.
285
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,843
Speaking of bad boys…
286
00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:35,323
Oh, there's someone coming!
287
00:16:35,403 --> 00:16:37,523
-You are in luck.
-Ooh!
288
00:16:37,603 --> 00:16:40,123
{\an8}Sleeve tattoos, check.
289
00:16:40,203 --> 00:16:42,123
{\an8}Just-got-out-of-bed hair, check.
290
00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:44,403
Oh, the leopard shorts! Me!
291
00:16:44,483 --> 00:16:48,043
The last of the horndogs
has just checked in.
292
00:16:51,203 --> 00:16:52,363
-Hey.
-What's your name?
293
00:16:52,443 --> 00:16:53,763
-Georgia.
-Stev.
294
00:16:53,843 --> 00:16:54,683
Hi, I'm Beaux.
295
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,403
-Stev. Nice to meet you.
-Hi. Jaz. Nice to meet you.
296
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,363
Everybody here is beautiful so…
297
00:16:59,443 --> 00:17:01,323
-Thank you!
298
00:17:01,843 --> 00:17:04,803
-You have a lot of tattoos.
-Not nearly enough, but getting there.
299
00:17:07,683 --> 00:17:10,723
I'm definitely a wild one.
I like to break the rules.
300
00:17:13,923 --> 00:17:17,123
I rip up all my clothes.
I'm essentially homeless-looking.
301
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,843
Homeless chic.
302
00:17:18,923 --> 00:17:20,723
Oh fuck. I sound like a prick.
303
00:17:22,683 --> 00:17:26,403
I'm definitely a bit of a bad boy,
but I've got a sensitive side as well.
304
00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:28,363
If I open that up, it's bees on honey.
305
00:17:32,243 --> 00:17:33,923
I've been told I lead a few on.
306
00:17:34,683 --> 00:17:36,723
I love everybody, that's not my fault.
307
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:41,403
I am not looking for love.
I'm not here to be a good boy.
308
00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:43,763
People either love me
or they fucking hate me.
309
00:17:46,203 --> 00:17:48,803
So what are you guys
expecting from this island?
310
00:17:48,883 --> 00:17:50,323
-Dick.
311
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,283
Oh God!
312
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:55,163
Oh, Izzy, are you in
for a cone-shaped surprise!
313
00:17:55,603 --> 00:17:57,443
Because in ten hours' time,
314
00:17:57,523 --> 00:18:00,683
dick is about to be
officially off the menu.
315
00:18:00,763 --> 00:18:03,883
-Who are you feeling?
-I'm feeling at least two or three.
316
00:18:03,963 --> 00:18:06,603
-The Australian bird.
-I'm feeling all of 'em!
317
00:18:08,843 --> 00:18:12,283
{\an8}There are so many
sexy, hot young women at this villa.
318
00:18:12,363 --> 00:18:15,323
{\an8}Everyone's senses are enlightened.
Everyone's horny.
319
00:18:16,483 --> 00:18:18,683
Ten hotties are all here.
320
00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:23,923
Time to send in Dariany to get them
pumped up for Pleasure Island,
321
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:28,123
the unimaginably wild
and extremely fake show
322
00:18:28,203 --> 00:18:30,163
they think they're all here for.
323
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,763
What's up, you guys?
324
00:18:31,843 --> 00:18:34,083
-Hello!
-Oh my God!
325
00:18:34,163 --> 00:18:36,923
{\an8}Welcome to Pleasure Island!
326
00:18:38,803 --> 00:18:40,563
{\an8}I see why it's called Pleasure Island.
327
00:18:40,643 --> 00:18:43,883
{\an8}I mean, we have got
a fit little bunch here.
328
00:18:45,443 --> 00:18:51,443
I hope you guys are ready to embark
on a voyage of passion and adventure.
329
00:18:51,523 --> 00:18:54,283
-Definitely.
-I'm ready, I'm ready!
330
00:18:54,803 --> 00:18:58,603
During your stay, there will be
regular deliveries of cargo
331
00:18:58,683 --> 00:19:04,843
that will enhance your experience, so keep
your eyes peeled for some booty drops!
332
00:19:07,723 --> 00:19:11,843
So now we have fake sound effects
to go along with the fake show.
333
00:19:11,923 --> 00:19:12,963
Booty drop.
334
00:19:13,043 --> 00:19:14,523
-Whoo!
335
00:19:15,163 --> 00:19:19,403
{\an8}I'm good at dropping my booty down low,
but I don't know what she's got in store.
336
00:19:19,923 --> 00:19:22,683
And I've already
taken the liberty of planning
337
00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:25,243
your very own swashbuckling pirate party.
338
00:19:28,283 --> 00:19:30,843
-Are you ready for a party, bro?
339
00:19:31,443 --> 00:19:35,843
{\an8}I'm excited for Pleasure Island.
To do whatever, whoever, however.
340
00:19:35,923 --> 00:19:37,683
-Talk to you guys later.
341
00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:41,883
"Why go to these lengths?"
I hear you ask.
342
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:47,203
Well, these soon-to-be sex-starved singles
have no clue that the crafty little cone
343
00:19:47,283 --> 00:19:52,443
is hidden away gathering data
to see how badly behaved they are.
344
00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:55,723
Hey, Lana,
how's your master plan progressing?
345
00:19:57,643 --> 00:20:00,403
Initial data suggests
the Pleasure Island ruse
346
00:20:00,483 --> 00:20:01,883
has been a success.
347
00:20:02,563 --> 00:20:06,363
I will continue to observe and analyze
my guests' behavior.
348
00:20:06,963 --> 00:20:09,323
Tonight, I will introduce myself
349
00:20:09,403 --> 00:20:13,163
and the rules they must adhere to
throughout their stay here.
350
00:20:15,763 --> 00:20:21,403
And where better for Lana to play
Peeping Tom than in our villa of dreams?
351
00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:24,763
It has been given a glow up,
352
00:20:24,843 --> 00:20:27,603
so luckily the sheets have been changed
between seasons.
353
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:41,003
-He's at it already!
-They're nice and quiet!
354
00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:44,283
-It's bouncy!
-You both gonna stay there?
355
00:20:47,403 --> 00:20:48,723
Don't get jealous!
356
00:20:48,803 --> 00:20:51,483
Um, nah, I'm gonna give it some time.
357
00:20:51,563 --> 00:20:55,603
{\an8}Holly has got a bangin', bangin' body.
Um, it's hard not to look at,
358
00:20:55,683 --> 00:20:58,683
so I'm keen to give it a shot with her,
see what she's saying.
359
00:20:59,243 --> 00:21:00,283
{\an8}Like this?
360
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:04,083
That was so cute.
361
00:21:04,803 --> 00:21:06,683
Georgia's ass is insane.
362
00:21:07,363 --> 00:21:10,763
{\an8}I really don't know what else
to say about it. I want to bite it.
363
00:21:11,883 --> 00:21:14,283
Would anyone get with anyone
on the first night?
364
00:21:15,123 --> 00:21:19,083
Or are you all about the vibes?
I'm open to it. It's whatever happens!
365
00:21:19,163 --> 00:21:23,283
I'm definitely on Pleasure Island
for one thing and one thing only.
366
00:21:23,363 --> 00:21:24,843
And we all know what that is.
367
00:21:28,923 --> 00:21:31,683
-Shower time here, ya know?
-Oh!
368
00:21:31,763 --> 00:21:35,043
A lot of stuff
is gonna be happening in there!
369
00:21:35,123 --> 00:21:38,803
Only if you mean shampooing,
conditioning and exfoliating!
370
00:21:38,883 --> 00:21:42,363
{\an8}I definitely have my eye on Truth.
Like, he has like the nice smile.
371
00:21:42,443 --> 00:21:45,043
{\an8}When he started walking down,
my eyes lit up a little bit.
372
00:21:45,123 --> 00:21:46,963
{\an8}Like, I'm like, "Oh my God!"
373
00:21:47,043 --> 00:21:49,243
{\an8}"Who is this man?" He looks so cute.
374
00:21:49,763 --> 00:21:52,403
I know who I would like to get with.
I know who I wouldn't.
375
00:21:52,483 --> 00:21:54,243
From first impressions,
376
00:21:54,323 --> 00:21:58,483
Truth is dark, handsome, sexy.
Like, what more could you want?
377
00:21:58,563 --> 00:22:00,723
We just go around, everybody be truthful.
378
00:22:00,803 --> 00:22:02,723
You caught my eye first for sure. So…
379
00:22:03,243 --> 00:22:05,083
I think the same. You're really fit.
380
00:22:05,163 --> 00:22:07,723
We haven't spoken that much. Yeah.
381
00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:11,883
Damn, they're all fine. They are all fine.
382
00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:16,043
Jaz, she has beautiful chocolate skin
I just want a piece of, you know?
383
00:22:16,123 --> 00:22:20,363
And Izzy, she's smokin' hot. Tss!
384
00:22:28,363 --> 00:22:32,043
-Can you believe this place?
Can't complain at all. It's fuckin' sick.
385
00:22:32,123 --> 00:22:33,483
Nathan's just cute. Like…
386
00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:36,643
-Everybody thinks he's cute.
-He's just… God, he's attractive.
387
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,923
The things I would do to that man. Mm!
388
00:22:39,003 --> 00:22:40,403
{\an8}
389
00:22:40,483 --> 00:22:42,283
{\an8}Oh, I don't even wanna say that.
390
00:22:42,803 --> 00:22:46,683
But Patrick gave me a flower.
I thought that was really endearing.
391
00:22:46,763 --> 00:22:50,243
I feel like he might have,
like, some deep levels to him.
392
00:22:50,323 --> 00:22:52,643
Oh, bro. I gave the flower
to the wrong girl, man.
393
00:22:52,723 --> 00:22:53,643
I gave it to Holly
394
00:22:53,723 --> 00:22:56,923
and I instantly regretted it
as soon as I saw Georgia walk in.
395
00:22:57,003 --> 00:22:59,083
-Really?
-I was like…
396
00:22:59,163 --> 00:23:02,963
Well, you can't deflower her.
Lana definitely won't allow that.
397
00:23:03,603 --> 00:23:10,203
Georgia is the girl of my dreams.
She is a goddess.
398
00:23:10,283 --> 00:23:12,363
-What do you like most in a girl?
-Physically?
399
00:23:12,443 --> 00:23:14,003
-Yeah.
-I'm an eyes guy.
400
00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:16,843
-Eyes guy?
-I really… There's just something about--
401
00:23:16,923 --> 00:23:19,763
I can't tell you what eye color
one of these girls has.
402
00:23:19,843 --> 00:23:23,243
-Really? I can tell you, bro.
-I've been lookin' at all their asses.
403
00:23:23,323 --> 00:23:27,163
Oh man. Georgia's got those green eyes,
with that little bit of red tint,
404
00:23:27,243 --> 00:23:28,443
some brown in it.
405
00:23:28,523 --> 00:23:33,243
Well, if you're going for Georgia,
all I gotta say is best of luck. So am I.
406
00:23:33,323 --> 00:23:34,603
Yeah, best of luck, bro.
407
00:23:34,683 --> 00:23:36,483
-May the best man win.
-Exactly.
408
00:23:36,563 --> 00:23:38,123
-No hard feelings, bro.
-No, never.
409
00:23:38,203 --> 00:23:41,763
He's got the flower thing.
I think that's just his move. Um…
410
00:23:41,843 --> 00:23:43,003
I don't need a move.
411
00:23:44,003 --> 00:23:46,763
-Bad boy vs. flower boy.
412
00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:48,683
Looks like it's game on.
413
00:23:53,883 --> 00:23:55,523
Oh wow.
414
00:23:59,323 --> 00:24:01,363
Wow, this is so pretty.
415
00:24:01,443 --> 00:24:04,883
Turns out me and Patrick
have very similar taste,
416
00:24:04,963 --> 00:24:06,883
but if I want someone, I'mma get 'em.
417
00:24:06,963 --> 00:24:09,643
I'm the king of this motherfucker.
I'm gettin' the girl.
418
00:24:10,163 --> 00:24:12,083
Your nails and the tattoos is so nice.
419
00:24:12,163 --> 00:24:14,443
-You're gonna clean me up?
-Want me to paint them?
420
00:24:14,523 --> 00:24:16,763
I brought some nail polish.
They're chipping.
421
00:24:16,843 --> 00:24:19,683
Anyone else slightly disappointed
with this bad boy chat?
422
00:24:19,763 --> 00:24:24,203
I wanted to talk to you first.
Make sure you knew what was up.
423
00:24:24,283 --> 00:24:26,763
-Do you think he's putting it on her?
-For sure.
424
00:24:26,843 --> 00:24:29,363
He's probably saying,
"You're the most beautiful girl."
425
00:24:29,443 --> 00:24:32,043
-You're definitely the prettiest here.
-That's so nice.
426
00:24:32,123 --> 00:24:34,323
-Not to slam on you, but for sure.
-Thank you.
427
00:24:34,403 --> 00:24:37,163
There seems to be a lot of competition
with Georgia, so…
428
00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:40,083
{\an8}Oh, let the games begin!
429
00:24:40,683 --> 00:24:43,283
Not everybody has your eyes.
They're not brown or green.
430
00:24:43,363 --> 00:24:46,203
They're a mixture of both
with some orange thrown in.
431
00:24:46,283 --> 00:24:49,643
That's weird. I didn't know that.
I thought they were just brownish.
432
00:24:49,723 --> 00:24:52,243
You don't look in the mirror enough.
Makes sense.
433
00:24:52,323 --> 00:24:55,683
Um, I'm pretty sure
I've heard this somewhere before.
434
00:24:55,763 --> 00:24:58,283
I can't tell you what eye color
one of these girls has.
435
00:24:58,363 --> 00:25:02,203
Georgia's got those green eyes with that
little bit of red tint, some brown in it.
436
00:25:02,923 --> 00:25:06,843
I stole Patrick's move.
All's fair in love and war.
437
00:25:08,963 --> 00:25:11,563
We need to talk more.
You make me feel good about myself.
438
00:25:11,643 --> 00:25:12,683
I'm here to please.
439
00:25:14,163 --> 00:25:16,803
In more ways than one.
440
00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:17,883
Oh my God.
441
00:25:17,963 --> 00:25:20,523
Stevan,
we really, like, get along.
442
00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:24,803
{\an8}I'm not sure who I want to
hook up with more, like Harry or Stevan.
443
00:25:24,883 --> 00:25:27,443
{\an8}I think Patrick's pretty cute too.
I don't know.
444
00:25:27,523 --> 00:25:30,203
{\an8}Definitely gonna have
some hook-ups on Pleasure Island.
445
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:40,363
I just gotta get Izzy by herself.
Make her focus on me.
446
00:25:40,443 --> 00:25:41,563
Jaz is a beautiful girl,
447
00:25:41,643 --> 00:25:45,363
but Izzy gives me one of those vibes
that I just want a piece of.
448
00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:49,283
You just know, like, okay,
you know she's a freak.
449
00:25:49,363 --> 00:25:51,123
-This is a beautiful place.
-Unreal.
450
00:25:51,203 --> 00:25:53,603
-I'm with a beautiful girl.
-Thank you.
451
00:25:53,683 --> 00:25:56,003
I've had my eyes on you
pretty much the whole time--
452
00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:57,563
-From the start?
-From the start.
453
00:25:57,643 --> 00:25:59,723
I know we haven't got to talk too much--
454
00:25:59,803 --> 00:26:01,723
I was interested to see what you felt,
455
00:26:01,803 --> 00:26:04,283
'cause you hold your cards
quite close to your chest.
456
00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:06,203
So I didn't know what you were thinking.
457
00:26:06,283 --> 00:26:08,123
Yeah. But now I'm thinkin' about you.
458
00:26:09,243 --> 00:26:11,403
Truth is definitely
making some moves.
459
00:26:11,483 --> 00:26:13,923
You can literally feel the sexual tension.
460
00:26:14,003 --> 00:26:16,123
What do you reckon's
gonna happen tonight then?
461
00:26:16,203 --> 00:26:17,803
Who you gonna sleep with?
462
00:26:17,883 --> 00:26:21,123
-If you're asking me, maybe you?
-Hm. I would like that.
463
00:26:21,203 --> 00:26:22,043
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
464
00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:25,283
You look a little uncomfortable.
You can just come to this side.
465
00:26:25,363 --> 00:26:26,683
You're gonna have to help me.
466
00:26:26,763 --> 00:26:30,043
Come here. Over here, turn this way.
I don't want you to fall off.
467
00:26:30,123 --> 00:26:31,323
I will as well.
468
00:26:31,403 --> 00:26:34,523
-That's better.
-It's way better. This is amazing.
469
00:26:34,603 --> 00:26:37,603
I love this place.
I don't think I'll leave.
470
00:26:38,283 --> 00:26:40,803
-We're not leaving? No?
-Not if you don't want to.
471
00:26:41,403 --> 00:26:42,403
We can stay here.
472
00:26:42,483 --> 00:26:44,043
You've got sexy lips.
473
00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:46,163
-Do you think?
-Mm-hm.
474
00:26:46,243 --> 00:26:47,283
-Can I see?
-Yeah.
475
00:26:57,883 --> 00:26:58,883
Are you serious?!
476
00:26:58,963 --> 00:27:00,243
They just kissed.
477
00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:03,923
It's so romantic. How could you not?
I can't believe that.
478
00:27:05,843 --> 00:27:08,443
We're gonna one-up it.
We're gonna fix that.
479
00:27:08,523 --> 00:27:12,203
I like a challenge,
so when I saw Truth make his move,
480
00:27:13,203 --> 00:27:17,323
it's time for me to make a bigger move
with Georgia tonight.It's gonna get wild.
481
00:27:19,243 --> 00:27:21,523
-I wasn't expecting that.
-You're a great kisser.
482
00:27:21,603 --> 00:27:23,443
-You're good.
-You're pretty good.
483
00:27:23,523 --> 00:27:25,843
-I gotta see more later, we'll see.
484
00:27:25,923 --> 00:27:27,203
-We'll see.
-If you're lucky.
485
00:27:27,283 --> 00:27:28,723
-If I'm lucky.
-Yeah.
486
00:27:28,803 --> 00:27:32,283
This is what Pleasure Island's about.
It was definitely a good snog.
487
00:27:32,363 --> 00:27:36,763
Jaz is a lovely girl,
but I'm better.
488
00:27:36,843 --> 00:27:39,963
Uh-oh!
This has high potential to get awks.
489
00:27:41,923 --> 00:27:43,243
So let me get this straight.
490
00:27:43,323 --> 00:27:47,083
We've got a love triangle
with Jaz, Izzy and Truth.
491
00:27:47,163 --> 00:27:51,123
And a love square with Stevan,
Patrick, Harry and Georgia.
492
00:27:52,123 --> 00:27:54,803
Damn, I guess geometry can be sexy!
493
00:27:58,403 --> 00:28:03,083
And so can pirate parties.
Arr, me hearties!
494
00:28:04,723 --> 00:28:09,563
But once Lana shows up,
they won't be jolly or roger.
495
00:28:11,203 --> 00:28:13,923
{\an8}I'm super excited for this pirate party.
496
00:28:14,003 --> 00:28:18,083
{\an8}I'm expecting maybe a booty drop
from the sky. Maybe a treasure chest.
497
00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:20,763
{\an8}Whoa, hold on!
Did he just say the B word?
498
00:28:20,843 --> 00:28:23,043
{\an8}I forgot to press the sound effect.
Rewind!
499
00:28:23,123 --> 00:28:23,963
A booty drop.
500
00:28:26,523 --> 00:28:28,723
-This can't be for guys?
501
00:28:29,523 --> 00:28:32,323
My titties are gonna
look unreal in that!
502
00:28:32,403 --> 00:28:34,723
-Watch out, baby!
503
00:28:37,043 --> 00:28:38,123
That's a look, that.
504
00:28:39,323 --> 00:28:42,843
{\an8}I've got the best outfit.
I got my guy over here. I call him Skully.
505
00:28:42,923 --> 00:28:44,203
And I'm going for Izzy.
506
00:28:51,723 --> 00:28:55,843
{\an8}Georgia's one of the most beautiful women
I've ever seen in my entire life.
507
00:28:55,923 --> 00:28:59,003
{\an8}I have to let her know that I do like her.
508
00:29:04,603 --> 00:29:06,643
-Hey.
-Oh, hi!
509
00:29:06,723 --> 00:29:08,963
Since the first moment I saw you,
I thought
510
00:29:09,043 --> 00:29:11,723
you were one of the most beautiful girls
I've ever seen.
511
00:29:11,803 --> 00:29:15,163
Oh really? That's so nice!
512
00:29:15,243 --> 00:29:18,163
There's a lot of competition.
I have to make the move early.
513
00:29:19,243 --> 00:29:21,443
-I picked you this flower.
-Oh, thank you.
514
00:29:21,523 --> 00:29:22,523
You're welcome.
515
00:29:22,603 --> 00:29:24,643
It's amazing. So cute.
516
00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:28,083
{\an8}I think all the bushes are empty.
There's no flowers left.
517
00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:34,163
Georgia, I think she wants me.
518
00:29:35,043 --> 00:29:37,203
Might be able to
fall in love with this girl.
519
00:29:37,283 --> 00:29:41,243
I would love to just kiss her romantically
on the beach.
520
00:29:43,003 --> 00:29:45,203
Our pirates might be
gagging for booty,
521
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:46,923
but in two teensy hours,
522
00:29:47,003 --> 00:29:50,523
Lana's no-sex bombshell
is going to more than rock the boat.
523
00:29:56,323 --> 00:29:59,203
What these hunks miss
in historical accuracy,
524
00:29:59,283 --> 00:30:01,763
they make up for in horniness.
525
00:30:02,363 --> 00:30:05,203
The ship has arrived, baby! Whoo!
526
00:30:07,163 --> 00:30:09,123
Ha-ha! Let's get it, boys.
527
00:30:09,843 --> 00:30:12,643
-Grab some drinks, boys.
-Drinks for the boys.
528
00:30:13,243 --> 00:30:17,283
I saw earlier my boy Truth
got some shit poppin' at the hammock!
529
00:30:17,363 --> 00:30:18,923
You kept this quiet!
530
00:30:19,003 --> 00:30:20,483
The hammock was nice.
531
00:30:20,563 --> 00:30:23,123
Are you trying to like move with it,
or just like…
532
00:30:23,203 --> 00:30:26,523
Something's gonna happen tonight.
Something's definitely gonna happen.
533
00:30:26,603 --> 00:30:27,883
Congratulations, playboy!
534
00:30:27,963 --> 00:30:31,123
-First to the hit!
-Here's to the first kiss under the villa!
535
00:30:31,203 --> 00:30:33,123
All right, so while y'all were changing,
536
00:30:33,203 --> 00:30:35,363
Georgia started doing her makeup
in the bedroom.
537
00:30:35,963 --> 00:30:39,763
I walked in, I handed her a flower
and I think Georgia likes me.
538
00:30:42,043 --> 00:30:42,883
Uh?
539
00:30:43,923 --> 00:30:46,443
{\an8}He's got the flower thing,
but he gave one to Holly.
540
00:30:46,523 --> 00:30:50,883
{\an8}If you do it twice to different girls
on the same day, it's a little tacky.
541
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:55,563
That's rich coming from the guy
who stole his line about Georgia's eyes.
542
00:30:55,643 --> 00:30:58,723
I wish I knew this was going on.
I'd step my game up.
543
00:30:58,803 --> 00:31:02,283
Hey, I'm gonna start
picking flowers tonight!
544
00:31:02,363 --> 00:31:05,243
{\an8}Tonight, I think I'm gonna
make a move on Georgia.
545
00:31:05,323 --> 00:31:06,843
I need to make better progress.
546
00:31:09,283 --> 00:31:10,723
-Oh, yeah!
547
00:31:10,803 --> 00:31:13,003
-Ladies!
548
00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:16,683
My eyes are set on Nathan,
so I gotta show him what he could get.
549
00:31:16,763 --> 00:31:18,843
{\an8}I am ready to party.
550
00:31:30,563 --> 00:31:32,683
{\an8}I'm feeling Truth's vibe right now.
551
00:31:32,763 --> 00:31:34,323
He just looks sexy good.
552
00:31:34,403 --> 00:31:36,963
{\an8}I'll possibly
rip all his clothes off.
553
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:42,283
{\an8}I'm gonna walk Truth's plank tonight.
554
00:31:48,963 --> 00:31:52,203
Makeup's on.
Flirt's on. It's game time.
555
00:31:52,283 --> 00:31:53,323
{\an8}
556
00:31:53,923 --> 00:31:56,203
So we're gonna play
X Marks the Spot.
557
00:31:56,283 --> 00:31:59,523
I'm gonna mark Doris and Derek.
558
00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:05,243
My double Ds are my best feature.
So you can lick it.
559
00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:08,203
You can grab the person
and kiss them if you really want.
560
00:32:08,803 --> 00:32:10,203
Yeah, Beaux!
561
00:32:12,083 --> 00:32:13,803
Come and get it!
562
00:32:16,483 --> 00:32:20,123
Pirate Beaux
just sprang her booby trap.
563
00:32:20,683 --> 00:32:22,563
-Jeez!
564
00:32:22,643 --> 00:32:28,723
I kissed and motorboated Beaux. You know,
maybe made Georgia feel a little jealous.
565
00:32:31,043 --> 00:32:34,963
Is anyone else totally confused
by the rules of this game?
566
00:32:35,043 --> 00:32:37,323
It's like spin the bottle
without the bottle
567
00:32:37,403 --> 00:32:39,123
and a whole lotta lickin'.
568
00:32:39,203 --> 00:32:41,283
-Hey!
569
00:32:41,363 --> 00:32:43,363
All right, Daddy's home.
570
00:32:46,603 --> 00:32:47,763
Oi, oi!
571
00:32:48,403 --> 00:32:50,083
Oh!
572
00:32:50,723 --> 00:32:52,643
I know what I'm doing after this party.
573
00:32:52,723 --> 00:32:55,483
I don't know if I'll be able
to keep my hands off him.
574
00:32:56,883 --> 00:32:58,203
Oh, here we go.
575
00:32:59,563 --> 00:33:03,723
Stevan, Patrick and Harry,
starting positions, please.
576
00:33:04,563 --> 00:33:06,603
The world is my oyster tonight.
577
00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:21,563
I got there first!
I thought, "I'm not sleeping on this."
578
00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:28,123
Oh my God!
579
00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:31,563
This competition's getting mad.
580
00:33:33,043 --> 00:33:36,483
I didn't get in with G first,
but, um, can I get in with her last?
581
00:33:36,563 --> 00:33:39,003
Yeah, I'm pumped
and I'm the bad boy out here.
582
00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:41,043
Three's my lucky number, my bad!
583
00:33:43,363 --> 00:33:45,803
Damn, girl.
Can I borrow that outfit?
584
00:33:46,843 --> 00:33:51,563
I'm definitely most excited
about Stevan's kiss. He's a great kisser.
585
00:33:55,123 --> 00:33:57,283
It's time to party and play a little game,
586
00:33:57,363 --> 00:34:00,203
and I will be doing
a lot of bad things tonight.
587
00:34:03,923 --> 00:34:08,283
{\an8}Truth be told, I think I could, you know,
end my night with a special someone.
588
00:34:12,363 --> 00:34:13,523
Go on, then!
589
00:34:13,603 --> 00:34:15,043
My best feature is…
590
00:34:17,483 --> 00:34:18,923
Yeah!
591
00:34:21,523 --> 00:34:23,363
Izzy's bum is nice.
592
00:34:25,043 --> 00:34:27,843
The boy claimed his territory!
593
00:34:28,963 --> 00:34:34,163
Nobody wants to sit and watch the guy
they're interested in kiss someone else.
594
00:34:34,763 --> 00:34:37,603
{\an8}All right, it's time
to batten down the hatches
595
00:34:37,683 --> 00:34:41,523
{\an8}and send in Dariany
before this lot go overboard.
596
00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:48,883
-Look at you!
-That's my girl!
597
00:34:48,963 --> 00:34:50,923
What's up, Mamas?
598
00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:53,843
Someone give her the lipstick!
599
00:34:55,163 --> 00:34:59,883
Hello, my beautiful buccaneers.
Are you guys having a good time?
600
00:34:59,963 --> 00:35:01,923
-Yes!
-Damn straight, Mama.
601
00:35:02,003 --> 00:35:03,603
-Whoo!
602
00:35:03,683 --> 00:35:07,523
You know what? I think I know
exactly what this party needs.
603
00:35:07,603 --> 00:35:09,563
-Oh my God.
-Come on.
604
00:35:09,643 --> 00:35:11,403
Please say a booty drop.
605
00:35:11,483 --> 00:35:13,443
A booty drop!
606
00:35:15,603 --> 00:35:18,083
-Go on then!
-Booty drop!
607
00:35:18,923 --> 00:35:22,883
Booty drop. Super excited, you know.
608
00:35:22,963 --> 00:35:26,883
This one is very special
and can change everything.
609
00:35:27,523 --> 00:35:29,883
Oh my God!
610
00:35:30,803 --> 00:35:33,043
{\an8}All right, pause for one second.
611
00:35:33,123 --> 00:35:34,963
{\an8}Remember last year when Lana,
612
00:35:35,043 --> 00:35:37,843
the most powerful cone
in the history of cones,
613
00:35:37,923 --> 00:35:40,643
appeared out of a bar
like a cheap bottle of wine?
614
00:35:41,243 --> 00:35:46,603
Well, the producers took a long, hard look
at themselves and promised to do better.
615
00:35:46,683 --> 00:35:48,483
Let's see what they came up with.
616
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:49,483
Do you guys want it?
617
00:35:49,563 --> 00:35:53,603
Yeah!
618
00:35:53,683 --> 00:35:55,283
Give it to us!
619
00:35:55,883 --> 00:35:57,203
Okay, then.
620
00:36:03,763 --> 00:36:06,723
-Oh my God!
621
00:36:06,803 --> 00:36:11,443
Oh, producers!
You have outdone yourselves!
622
00:36:12,163 --> 00:36:13,243
What is that?!
623
00:36:14,123 --> 00:36:16,803
-Oh my God!
-What's that?
624
00:36:26,083 --> 00:36:29,603
You know that booty drop has to be
something special, something big.
625
00:36:31,123 --> 00:36:33,243
All right, no one likes a show-off.
626
00:36:33,803 --> 00:36:35,203
Oh my God!
627
00:36:35,283 --> 00:36:38,243
Who's gonna go up there
and bring back that booty?
628
00:36:38,323 --> 00:36:40,043
I am! I'm a pirate!
629
00:36:41,563 --> 00:36:42,563
Let's go, boys!
630
00:36:44,363 --> 00:36:46,963
What do you think
the booty drop's gonna be?
631
00:36:47,043 --> 00:36:49,803
-I have no idea!
-It's massive!
632
00:36:49,883 --> 00:36:52,883
It's gonna be something big.
There might be people in it.
633
00:36:59,923 --> 00:37:03,003
-Boys, is that heavy or--
-Yeah.
634
00:37:03,843 --> 00:37:06,203
-Oh my God.
-Three, two, one, down.
635
00:37:06,283 --> 00:37:07,243
Oh my God.
636
00:37:07,883 --> 00:37:12,083
They can't even carry it.
There's a new person coming. We love that.
637
00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:14,323
Show me the booty!
638
00:37:14,403 --> 00:37:18,803
And that coffin-shaped box
is about to bury their sex lives.
639
00:37:18,883 --> 00:37:22,043
The contents of this box
will truly change this trip
640
00:37:22,123 --> 00:37:24,763
into an experience you won't forget.
641
00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:27,123
-I've got fanny flutters.
642
00:37:28,363 --> 00:37:29,603
I hope you guys are ready!
643
00:37:29,683 --> 00:37:30,763
Open it!
644
00:37:30,843 --> 00:37:32,683
-Open it!
645
00:37:32,763 --> 00:37:35,283
-No turning back once I open it.
-Open it!
646
00:37:35,363 --> 00:37:37,483
I'm pretty damn excited
for what's happening.
647
00:37:37,563 --> 00:37:38,643
Open it!
648
00:37:39,523 --> 00:37:42,083
-Is there a snake in it or something?
-Open it!
649
00:37:42,163 --> 00:37:44,283
I'm literally shaking right now.
650
00:37:44,363 --> 00:37:45,443
Open it!
651
00:37:46,523 --> 00:37:47,683
Is it a real pirate?!
652
00:37:47,763 --> 00:37:48,963
Open it!
653
00:37:49,963 --> 00:37:50,803
We're so ready!
654
00:37:50,883 --> 00:37:52,283
Open it!
655
00:37:53,123 --> 00:37:54,603
What is in this box?
656
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:06,203
Are you joking?
657
00:38:07,923 --> 00:38:10,643
-Oh my God!
658
00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:13,803
This reveal never gets old.
659
00:38:13,883 --> 00:38:14,723
Wow.
660
00:38:14,803 --> 00:38:15,963
What is that?!
661
00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:17,483
Is that a speaker?
662
00:38:17,563 --> 00:38:18,923
-That's Lana.
-No, that's--
663
00:38:19,003 --> 00:38:22,043
-I know that is Lana.
-That's fucking Lana!
664
00:38:22,123 --> 00:38:25,523
Lana. I wish I didn't know, but I know.
665
00:38:28,043 --> 00:38:29,243
-No!
-Stop!
666
00:38:29,323 --> 00:38:30,563
No! No!
667
00:38:30,643 --> 00:38:32,443
Lana's my worst nightmare.
668
00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:37,523
On this island,
there cannot be pleasure without pain.
669
00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:41,683
This is Too Hot to Handle.
670
00:38:42,523 --> 00:38:45,123
-That means no fun, ever.
-What?
671
00:38:45,963 --> 00:38:48,003
I thought this was Pleasure Island, eh?
672
00:38:48,523 --> 00:38:51,763
I'm not getting no pleasure.
I'm on Too Hot to Handle.
673
00:38:54,283 --> 00:38:57,243
I'm so sorry, you guys!
674
00:38:57,323 --> 00:38:59,243
Dariany, don't leave us like this!
675
00:38:59,323 --> 00:39:00,363
Get back here!
676
00:39:00,883 --> 00:39:04,203
I don't know how I'm going to
make it through these few weeks.
677
00:39:04,283 --> 00:39:05,563
I hope I don't die.
678
00:39:12,843 --> 00:39:14,643
Can I call my mom? I wanna go home.
679
00:39:15,243 --> 00:39:17,283
Spoken like a true bad boy.
680
00:39:19,003 --> 00:39:20,963
You have been specially selected
681
00:39:21,043 --> 00:39:23,843
because you are all
choosing meaningless sex
682
00:39:23,923 --> 00:39:26,003
over genuine relationships.
683
00:39:26,083 --> 00:39:27,363
You're not wrong.
684
00:39:28,443 --> 00:39:30,243
The purpose of this retreat
685
00:39:30,323 --> 00:39:33,163
is to help you gain
deeper emotional connections
686
00:39:33,243 --> 00:39:35,243
in your personal relationships.
687
00:39:36,283 --> 00:39:38,083
I don't want that, babe.
688
00:39:38,163 --> 00:39:41,323
As always,
there are conditions to your stay here.
689
00:39:42,803 --> 00:39:47,643
You must abstain from sexual practices
for the entirety of your stay.
690
00:39:48,163 --> 00:39:49,283
Are you jo--?!
691
00:39:49,803 --> 00:39:51,683
-Nah.
692
00:39:51,763 --> 00:39:53,243
I cannot.
693
00:39:54,083 --> 00:39:56,043
-No kissing.
-What?!
694
00:39:57,683 --> 00:40:01,243
Is this a joke? Like, is it? Is it a joke?
695
00:40:01,323 --> 00:40:02,603
No heavy petting.
696
00:40:04,323 --> 00:40:05,203
What?
697
00:40:07,403 --> 00:40:09,683
And no sex of any kind.
698
00:40:11,003 --> 00:40:12,763
No sex?
699
00:40:14,123 --> 00:40:15,803
That is hard.
700
00:40:15,883 --> 00:40:19,203
This also applies
to self-gratification.
701
00:40:22,123 --> 00:40:24,203
This ain't funny. This is cruel.
702
00:40:26,483 --> 00:40:28,443
Wait, wait. Someone elaborate on that.
703
00:40:28,523 --> 00:40:30,883
-No flickin' the bean.
-So I can't…
704
00:40:30,963 --> 00:40:32,243
Nope!
705
00:40:33,083 --> 00:40:34,603
I don't know if I can do this.
706
00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:38,323
You can't even touch yourself.
My own body.
707
00:40:40,603 --> 00:40:43,603
I knew it was bad.
I didn't know it was that bad.
708
00:40:43,683 --> 00:40:47,523
You know, I've had cockblocks before.
I've even had my grandma walk in on me.
709
00:40:47,603 --> 00:40:49,083
This is Lana,
710
00:40:49,643 --> 00:40:51,163
the ultimate cockblock.
711
00:40:51,243 --> 00:40:55,163
However, to aid your development,
I've increased the prize fund
712
00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:59,923
to $200,000.
713
00:41:04,043 --> 00:41:06,083
$200,000?!
714
00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:09,883
-Shit.
-Are you serious?!
715
00:41:09,963 --> 00:41:12,603
200K. I want new shoes!
716
00:41:12,683 --> 00:41:14,643
Holy shit!
717
00:41:14,723 --> 00:41:18,643
$200,000. I might be able
to get him a body!
718
00:41:19,523 --> 00:41:21,323
Each time the rules are broken,
719
00:41:21,403 --> 00:41:24,283
money will be deducted
from the prize fund.
720
00:41:24,363 --> 00:41:26,643
I don't think we'll have any money
to go home to.
721
00:41:26,723 --> 00:41:31,563
$200,000 is life-changing.
This game is so serious now.
722
00:41:32,683 --> 00:41:37,083
Welcome to your long,
hard, sexless summer.
723
00:41:37,763 --> 00:41:38,843
It's not fair.
724
00:41:38,923 --> 00:41:40,803
It's making me more horny than before.
725
00:41:40,883 --> 00:41:42,443
-Yeah.
-I hate her.
726
00:41:43,203 --> 00:41:45,763
Wanna rule break, I'm gonna rule break.
727
00:41:47,003 --> 00:41:50,443
I don't care about the money.
I wanna have fun with all these people.
728
00:41:53,683 --> 00:41:58,203
Now that booty is out of bounds,
Lana's guests can head back to the retreat
729
00:41:58,283 --> 00:42:01,803
to take a long, hard look at themselves.
730
00:42:01,883 --> 00:42:04,603
I can't believe
what we walked into, bro.
731
00:42:04,683 --> 00:42:08,763
Oh, she's out here! You're here
to teach us a lesson, aren't you?
732
00:42:08,843 --> 00:42:10,723
I'm not your biggest fan, sweetheart.
733
00:42:10,803 --> 00:42:13,043
I wanna
kick her off the table now.
734
00:42:15,163 --> 00:42:18,683
I'm pissed off.
I'm, like, upset, you guys.
735
00:42:19,363 --> 00:42:20,523
Please, can we not?
736
00:42:21,123 --> 00:42:22,683
I'm pissed off.
737
00:42:23,523 --> 00:42:26,683
Lana, can I have sex with Izzy tonight?
738
00:42:28,083 --> 00:42:30,483
Please, let it happen.
739
00:42:30,563 --> 00:42:33,763
Trust me,
Alexa might do everything you ask,
740
00:42:33,843 --> 00:42:36,963
but Lana is one bad bitch.
741
00:42:39,803 --> 00:42:42,323
I thought it was gonna be
the best experience ever.
742
00:42:42,403 --> 00:42:46,203
It's the biggest letdown
of the bloody year.
743
00:42:47,323 --> 00:42:48,203
Girl.
744
00:42:48,923 --> 00:42:50,523
-Come sit.
745
00:42:50,603 --> 00:42:52,763
-I'm so sad.
-I know.
746
00:42:54,523 --> 00:42:57,723
Tell me your thoughts right now,
'cause I'm fuming.
747
00:42:57,803 --> 00:42:59,803
I think I'm, like, in shock a bit.
748
00:42:59,883 --> 00:43:03,243
I thought I was gonna have so much fun
here and get with, like,
749
00:43:03,883 --> 00:43:07,323
these single, hot guys,
which is all the guys here.
750
00:43:07,403 --> 00:43:09,803
Do you reckon there's anyone in here
that's gonna be
751
00:43:10,323 --> 00:43:12,003
fuming if anyone breaks the rules?
752
00:43:12,083 --> 00:43:14,603
I think so.
I think a few of the guys will be like,
753
00:43:14,683 --> 00:43:16,963
"You know what?
This is so important. Money."
754
00:43:17,763 --> 00:43:19,083
But I don't care really.
755
00:43:19,163 --> 00:43:22,843
Like, I am on like a mission
to make this so hard for everyone.
756
00:43:22,923 --> 00:43:24,643
I love that!
757
00:43:24,723 --> 00:43:28,403
-I'm with you! I'm so with you!
-I don't care. I don't care about it.
758
00:43:29,403 --> 00:43:31,723
Where's this going, girls?
759
00:43:31,803 --> 00:43:33,483
Lana's imposing these rules.
760
00:43:33,563 --> 00:43:36,123
If I wanna kiss someone,
I'm gonna kiss them.
761
00:43:36,203 --> 00:43:37,803
I'm an independent woman.
762
00:43:38,403 --> 00:43:39,523
Should we just do it?
763
00:43:40,043 --> 00:43:42,243
Fuck off! No, should we?
764
00:43:42,323 --> 00:43:43,363
Should we do it?
765
00:43:43,443 --> 00:43:44,963
Oh boy!
766
00:43:45,043 --> 00:43:45,883
I don't care.
767
00:43:45,963 --> 00:43:47,203
Let's do it.
768
00:43:53,443 --> 00:43:55,763
This must be a new record.
769
00:43:55,843 --> 00:43:57,843
It's not even been ten minutes.
770
00:44:02,883 --> 00:44:06,163
Oh, Lana. This is gonna be
the toughest season yet.
771
00:44:39,243 --> 00:44:41,723
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