1 00:00:07,923 --> 00:00:10,203 -One, two, in and out. 2 00:00:10,283 --> 00:00:13,523 Remember our season two legends? 3 00:00:13,603 --> 00:00:16,483 That brought a lot of emotions. I feel like I haven't felt-- 4 00:00:18,043 --> 00:00:20,283 As soon as they left the villa, 5 00:00:20,363 --> 00:00:24,803 the very next day, Lana got straight back to work 6 00:00:26,123 --> 00:00:29,523 with a brand new batch of horned-up hell-raisers. 7 00:00:30,123 --> 00:00:32,123 Fresh meat, baby! 8 00:00:32,203 --> 00:00:35,643 Who had no idea about season two. 9 00:00:35,723 --> 00:00:36,963 Let the games begin. 10 00:00:38,283 --> 00:00:42,243 Here for what they think is a wild new dating show. 11 00:00:42,963 --> 00:00:46,043 Welcome to Pleasure Island! 12 00:00:47,403 --> 00:00:49,323 The world is my oyster tonight. 13 00:00:50,923 --> 00:00:54,723 Imagine their disappointment when the queen of cockblocking… 14 00:00:54,803 --> 00:00:56,483 -…reveals herself. 15 00:00:58,203 --> 00:00:59,683 No kissing, 16 00:00:59,763 --> 00:01:01,123 no heavy petting, 17 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:04,443 and no sex of any kind. 18 00:01:05,683 --> 00:01:08,723 I don't know how I'm gonna make it through these few weeks. 19 00:01:08,803 --> 00:01:10,163 I hope I don't die. 20 00:01:11,643 --> 00:01:13,843 How will our wildest cast ever… 21 00:01:13,923 --> 00:01:15,723 -…react? 22 00:01:15,803 --> 00:01:17,283 Oh my God. 23 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:21,403 If I wanna rule-break, I'm gonna rule-break. 24 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:26,883 This has cost the group $30,000. 25 00:01:27,683 --> 00:01:28,843 -What? -Whoa. 26 00:01:29,643 --> 00:01:32,403 $69,000. $60,000. 27 00:01:32,483 --> 00:01:35,523 $57,000. $30,000. 28 00:01:36,403 --> 00:01:38,163 Why did I have that wank? 29 00:01:38,963 --> 00:01:39,963 Oh. 30 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:43,683 Will our sex-starved singles form deeper connections? 31 00:01:43,763 --> 00:01:47,323 I feel like I was meant to be here. I'm gonna go home a different person. 32 00:01:48,563 --> 00:01:51,763 Definitely feelin' this workshop right now. I feel free. 33 00:01:53,043 --> 00:01:54,163 Cheers to you and I. 34 00:01:54,243 --> 00:01:56,843 I didn't expect to be falling for someone. 35 00:01:56,923 --> 00:01:59,403 Are you like a one-night stand type of person? 36 00:02:00,683 --> 00:02:04,603 Or are these horndogs just too… 37 00:02:04,683 --> 00:02:07,003 -I'm gonna show you my coochie. Whoo! 38 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:09,363 -…hot… -I want one massive orgy. 39 00:02:09,443 --> 00:02:11,763 -Watch out, baby! 40 00:02:11,843 --> 00:02:13,523 -…to… -Trying to make my balls blue? 41 00:02:15,043 --> 00:02:17,363 -…handle? -I'm so horny. 42 00:02:17,443 --> 00:02:19,643 -Can I call my mom? 43 00:02:27,443 --> 00:02:28,723 Here we go again 44 00:02:28,803 --> 00:02:33,483 with ten super sexed-up singles expecting a summer of horny hook-ups. 45 00:02:36,043 --> 00:02:39,323 And the world's most famous cone, Lana, is back, 46 00:02:39,403 --> 00:02:41,883 analyzing the world's horniest hotties. 47 00:02:41,963 --> 00:02:44,443 Discreet data collection is essential. 48 00:02:47,603 --> 00:02:49,843 We're in Turks and Caicos again, 49 00:02:49,923 --> 00:02:53,763 but not one of the new kids has seen a second of season two, 50 00:02:53,843 --> 00:02:55,763 so enticing them in was simple 51 00:02:55,843 --> 00:03:00,563 with the creation of yet another totally fake, sexy, hot dating show. 52 00:03:00,643 --> 00:03:02,483 {\an8}Pleasure Island! 53 00:03:02,563 --> 00:03:04,403 {\an8}I mean, who wouldn't fall for that? 54 00:03:05,883 --> 00:03:09,163 Hosted by none other than Dariany Santana. 55 00:03:11,123 --> 00:03:14,643 And a brand new, no-expense-spared set. 56 00:03:14,723 --> 00:03:17,603 -Okay, a couple of branches and a parrot. 57 00:03:19,243 --> 00:03:23,803 So we didn't blow the props budget, but we sure did blow the babe budget. 58 00:03:23,883 --> 00:03:26,283 Hello, season three! 59 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:30,563 {\an8} 60 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:32,643 {\an8} 61 00:03:32,723 --> 00:03:35,403 {\an8} 62 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:39,123 -Whoo! -Hey, babe! 63 00:03:39,203 --> 00:03:41,323 -All right. -How unreal! 64 00:03:41,403 --> 00:03:43,443 -Oh my fucking God! 65 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:47,523 -Cheers! Don't fall. Cheers. -Cheers! Oh my God. 66 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:51,883 -How amazing. Like, how are we here? -What do you think's gonna happen? 67 00:03:51,963 --> 00:03:53,803 -What, in Pleasure Island? -Yeah. 68 00:03:53,883 --> 00:03:56,043 I'm guessing a lot of pleasure, hopefully! 69 00:03:56,123 --> 00:03:57,643 -God, you're trouble. -You know? 70 00:03:57,723 --> 00:03:59,523 -You are literally trouble. 71 00:03:59,603 --> 00:04:01,243 Hello! 72 00:04:02,363 --> 00:04:05,323 I went to private school, and people think I'm gonna be 73 00:04:05,403 --> 00:04:07,043 some up myself girl, 74 00:04:07,123 --> 00:04:10,083 but I probably got with half of the rugby team. 75 00:04:10,163 --> 00:04:12,123 I've even gone for some cricketers too. 76 00:04:16,563 --> 00:04:20,203 I am competitive. I play hockey in my spare time. 77 00:04:20,283 --> 00:04:23,443 I'm a player on and off the hockey pitch. 78 00:04:25,883 --> 00:04:28,883 I normally end things by sending a text. 79 00:04:28,963 --> 00:04:33,643 "I don't think it's going to work out with us. It's not you. It's me. Kiss." 80 00:04:33,723 --> 00:04:35,203 -Send. 81 00:04:37,363 --> 00:04:39,523 I will be the first person to score. 82 00:04:39,603 --> 00:04:42,323 I always am, and I will be in Pleasure Island. 83 00:04:45,283 --> 00:04:48,483 After a few of these, I feel like some naughty stuff can happen. 84 00:04:48,563 --> 00:04:52,643 I know. I'm just going to apologize to my parents ahead of time. Sorry! 85 00:04:54,243 --> 00:04:57,523 I am definitely a black sheep in my family. 86 00:04:57,603 --> 00:05:00,683 They call me Hurricane Holly for a reason. 87 00:05:06,003 --> 00:05:07,603 This would be good selfie lighting. 88 00:05:08,443 --> 00:05:12,883 I'm quite the heartbreaker. I love a casual relationship. 89 00:05:12,963 --> 00:05:15,803 And I usually get what I want. 90 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:18,043 Oh God. So sorry. 91 00:05:18,123 --> 00:05:21,363 Oh, I definitely ooze sexuality when I talk. 92 00:05:21,443 --> 00:05:23,763 Even the most boring things. 93 00:05:23,843 --> 00:05:26,563 A frying pan. Basil. 94 00:05:26,643 --> 00:05:28,043 Coffee. 95 00:05:28,683 --> 00:05:31,483 So hot. God, I'm blushing. 96 00:05:33,803 --> 00:05:36,003 -Bring out the boys! -Do you have, like, a type? 97 00:05:36,083 --> 00:05:38,643 Definitely, they've all been a little bit foreign. 98 00:05:38,723 --> 00:05:40,483 Hopefully we don't fancy the same guy. 99 00:05:40,563 --> 00:05:42,003 We're about to find out. 100 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:44,003 Oh my God, stop. 101 00:05:44,083 --> 00:05:45,763 -What? 102 00:05:45,843 --> 00:05:49,123 Okay, producers, let's make our first guy something spe-- 103 00:05:49,203 --> 00:05:52,283 Holy mother of abs! Yes, please! 104 00:05:52,883 --> 00:05:55,883 {\an8} 105 00:05:55,963 --> 00:05:58,083 {\an8} 106 00:05:58,963 --> 00:06:00,963 Oh my God! 107 00:06:01,043 --> 00:06:03,003 -Hey! -Hi. 108 00:06:03,083 --> 00:06:05,323 -He's so fit. What's your name? -How you doing? 109 00:06:05,403 --> 00:06:06,683 Nathan. Lovely to meet you. 110 00:06:06,763 --> 00:06:09,203 -And you. I'm Izzy. -God, Nathan, you're gorgeous. 111 00:06:09,283 --> 00:06:11,843 -So where are you from? -So I'm from Cape Town. 112 00:06:11,923 --> 00:06:14,163 -Cape Town? Wow! -Oh, no way! 113 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:15,963 -So my mom is Zulu. 114 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,723 -So I got the warrior in me. -Hey! 115 00:06:17,803 --> 00:06:21,163 -Love that! -I think we're gonna have a blast. 116 00:06:22,843 --> 00:06:25,563 I'm an international playboy. Come on. 117 00:06:30,683 --> 00:06:33,003 I've literally flown across different countries 118 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:35,563 on a plane just to have sex with different girls. 119 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:42,203 South Africa, England, Germany, America, Russia, Ukraine, Spanish, Swedish. 120 00:06:42,283 --> 00:06:43,683 Trying to think of the places. 121 00:06:45,323 --> 00:06:47,323 I'm definitely more of a serial killer dater… 122 00:06:47,403 --> 00:06:48,963 Uh, shall we start that again? 123 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:52,163 I'm definitely a serial dater. 124 00:06:57,963 --> 00:07:02,163 Pleasure Island sounds like the Sexy Olympics. I'm here to win gold. 125 00:07:04,203 --> 00:07:06,203 -Welcome to paradise! -Yeah! 126 00:07:06,283 --> 00:07:07,763 Yeah, you girls look amazing. 127 00:07:07,843 --> 00:07:10,603 You look amazing. What would you say that your type is? 128 00:07:10,683 --> 00:07:13,643 Big eyes. The eyes have to speak volumes for me. 129 00:07:13,723 --> 00:07:16,443 Um, great teeth obviously. Definitely tall. 130 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:18,083 -Cut me out then. 131 00:07:18,163 --> 00:07:20,123 Well, Nathan, you're in luck. 132 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:29,003 This next girl is tall, with eyes and teeth. 133 00:07:30,603 --> 00:07:34,003 {\an8}I just hope you're a fan of Jaz! 134 00:07:36,043 --> 00:07:39,003 -Hey! Look at you! -We got a queen! 135 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,843 -Hi! -Hello! 136 00:07:41,363 --> 00:07:43,403 -How you doing? -How are you? I'm Jaz. 137 00:07:43,483 --> 00:07:45,123 -Hey, babe. -Nathan. 138 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:46,883 Come closer to me, get warm. 139 00:07:47,563 --> 00:07:49,443 -Getting cozy! -Hitting it off already. 140 00:07:49,523 --> 00:07:50,843 How tall are you? 141 00:07:50,923 --> 00:07:54,723 So I'm 5'9" without heels. So I know I'm, like, super tall. 142 00:07:54,803 --> 00:07:56,043 -Yeah. -You're tall. 143 00:07:59,363 --> 00:08:01,923 My name is Jaz. I'm classy and I'm sassy. 144 00:08:08,483 --> 00:08:10,323 I have a nice smile. I'm cute. 145 00:08:10,403 --> 00:08:12,523 I have a lot. I have my real hair. 146 00:08:17,083 --> 00:08:20,723 I have a lot of people in my DMs. It's a little bit of a juggle. 147 00:08:20,803 --> 00:08:23,963 On some days, you see this person, and then the next person. 148 00:08:24,043 --> 00:08:27,443 I call it when you have a dick appointment. 149 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:33,203 I am definitely a sucker for a bad boy. 150 00:08:34,123 --> 00:08:36,523 If I see something I want, I'm gonna go after it. 151 00:08:37,323 --> 00:08:39,603 May the baddest win. 152 00:08:41,483 --> 00:08:44,683 I mean, I'm the only guy here. Like, good enough for you three? 153 00:08:44,763 --> 00:08:46,443 -Whoa! 154 00:08:46,523 --> 00:08:50,483 -I'm hoping a few more come in. -I feel like you tick a lot of the boxes. 155 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:53,003 -You're setting the bar pretty high. -Guys, come on! 156 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:55,723 I'm the first guy to walk in. Give me a couple minutes! 157 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:59,083 Two minutes?! This is your two-second warning! 158 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:03,803 Sound the alarm! Here comes double trouble! 159 00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:11,963 -Hi! 160 00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:15,083 {\an8} 161 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:18,123 Hey, boys! 162 00:09:18,203 --> 00:09:19,483 -Welcome! -Hi! 163 00:09:19,563 --> 00:09:22,683 -How ya doing? Nice to meet ya. -Hi! Nice to meet you. 164 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:23,763 Oh my God. 165 00:09:23,843 --> 00:09:25,123 -Are you a model? -Yes. 166 00:09:25,203 --> 00:09:27,443 -You look like a model. -You do too. 167 00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:30,003 -What's your typical type of girl? -I don't have one. 168 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:30,923 Nothing at all? 169 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:32,563 -I like 'em all! -Like, anything? 170 00:09:33,843 --> 00:09:35,763 I get a lot of female attention. 171 00:09:36,363 --> 00:09:37,563 Oh my God. 172 00:09:38,843 --> 00:09:40,763 Think I look pretty good. You think so? 173 00:09:43,203 --> 00:09:48,603 Truth will always 99.9% tell the truth, 174 00:09:48,683 --> 00:09:50,483 and that's why I go by that name. 175 00:09:52,043 --> 00:09:54,683 But my real name is… 176 00:09:56,523 --> 00:09:57,363 Robert. 177 00:10:02,443 --> 00:10:04,683 Before I was into girls, I was into basketball. 178 00:10:04,763 --> 00:10:09,243 I would have a few girls come to the games. One over there, one over there. 179 00:10:09,323 --> 00:10:12,323 Sometimes I walk past a group of girls and just do this. 180 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,923 It's no big deal. I could do this all day. 181 00:10:17,523 --> 00:10:20,883 Are you ever told that you look like a celebrity? 182 00:10:20,963 --> 00:10:22,083 Harry Styles? 183 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,483 Harry Styles, eh? 184 00:10:23,563 --> 00:10:25,003 I can see that, bro! 185 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,843 This can only go in one direction. 186 00:10:28,603 --> 00:10:30,363 Sorry, I just couldn't resist. 187 00:10:33,203 --> 00:10:34,763 I'm a big fish in a small pond. 188 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:37,003 Anything happens in my village, it's major news. 189 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:40,363 If an old woman fell over, it'd make the front page of the papers. 190 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,683 I'm Harry, and I'm a surgeon. 191 00:10:48,163 --> 00:10:50,123 A tree surgeon. I chop wood for a living. 192 00:10:50,203 --> 00:10:54,163 That's one of my lines, like, "I'll climb you like a tree." 193 00:10:57,803 --> 00:11:01,243 I've kissed a lot of frogs to find a princess. I still haven't found her. 194 00:11:01,323 --> 00:11:04,723 Britney's an ex. Yeah, Cherry's an ex. Charlotte, Karen. 195 00:11:04,803 --> 00:11:05,923 Kayla? 196 00:11:06,003 --> 00:11:09,003 I've been out with a Kayla. Not been out with, but slept with. 197 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:12,923 I think girls fall for me quite easy. 198 00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:16,443 I promise the house on the hill with a white picket fence and wedding dress. 199 00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:20,883 How can you settle down when you've got so many options? 200 00:11:20,963 --> 00:11:22,523 Cringe. 201 00:11:23,563 --> 00:11:27,203 -What would you say your type is? -Brunette. Nice bum. 202 00:11:27,283 --> 00:11:28,803 Uh, nice smile. 203 00:11:28,883 --> 00:11:31,043 -You're basically describing Holly. 204 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:33,803 If you want Holly, just say that. Just go over there. 205 00:11:33,883 --> 00:11:37,363 -You could've just said her name. -I'm trying to play it cool, man. 206 00:11:37,443 --> 00:11:38,483 Sorry, man! 207 00:11:38,563 --> 00:11:40,723 I think the tree surgeon's got wood. 208 00:11:40,803 --> 00:11:44,483 {\an8}And now for a Beaux-tiful surprise. 209 00:11:51,323 --> 00:11:53,803 Hello, bunch of fitties! 210 00:11:53,883 --> 00:11:55,443 We're spoilt for choice, bro! 211 00:11:55,523 --> 00:11:56,763 -How are you? -I'm Beaux. 212 00:11:56,843 --> 00:11:59,683 -What do you do? -So I'm a legal secretary. 213 00:11:59,763 --> 00:12:02,403 -Sexy secretary, okay! -I bet you don't wear that to work! 214 00:12:03,603 --> 00:12:05,243 Ah, watch out! 215 00:12:07,883 --> 00:12:11,163 When people look at me, they automatically think I'm a girly girl, 216 00:12:11,243 --> 00:12:13,963 but secretly I have got a little bit of a male trait in me. 217 00:12:20,123 --> 00:12:22,763 Such a classy lady, aren't I? 218 00:12:23,723 --> 00:12:28,243 I mean, I'm not romantic at all. I'm happy with a date at KFC, to be fair. 219 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,683 I change my man more than I change my knickers. 220 00:12:34,883 --> 00:12:36,963 Am I allowed to say this? 221 00:12:38,483 --> 00:12:42,003 As soon as I see a guy that I fancy, 222 00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:44,923 I give the bloke the sexual eye 223 00:12:45,003 --> 00:12:46,683 and I pounce. 224 00:12:47,883 --> 00:12:49,123 What's your type then? 225 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:50,403 Straight to the point. 226 00:12:50,483 --> 00:12:53,123 -I like a boy with… 227 00:12:53,203 --> 00:12:55,523 Lining up! Line up! Boys, let me see-- 228 00:12:55,603 --> 00:12:57,643 -Do you want a ladder? 229 00:12:57,723 --> 00:13:00,883 -More of a personality person, obviously. -I'm back, I'm back! 230 00:13:02,723 --> 00:13:03,843 Oh! 231 00:13:06,363 --> 00:13:08,443 Aloha, hotties. 232 00:13:08,523 --> 00:13:11,203 {\an8}A Hawaiian hunk is approaching. 233 00:13:12,563 --> 00:13:14,643 {\an8}But who does he remind me of? 234 00:13:15,243 --> 00:13:19,923 {\an8}J… J… J… J… 235 00:13:20,003 --> 00:13:21,843 Jason Momoa! 236 00:13:21,923 --> 00:13:22,923 Thanks, boys. 237 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,323 -Hey, I'm Patrick. -Hello! My name's Beaux. 238 00:13:25,403 --> 00:13:28,323 -He's taller than me! -Fuck. I'm so small. It's a joke. 239 00:13:28,403 --> 00:13:29,883 He must be Hawaiian. 240 00:13:29,963 --> 00:13:31,683 -Ooh. Spicy! -Spicy! 241 00:13:32,683 --> 00:13:35,323 -What are you looking for? -Looks go away with age. 242 00:13:35,403 --> 00:13:37,363 So as long as she's down to earth. 243 00:13:37,443 --> 00:13:40,523 I can share a moment of silence with her and have a good time. 244 00:13:45,723 --> 00:13:47,043 Uh, roll package? 245 00:13:47,123 --> 00:13:49,123 Sing you a love song! 246 00:13:54,123 --> 00:13:55,163 Wait, let me restart. 247 00:13:58,243 --> 00:14:02,603 So you may have seen my face before. I am on the cover of Mr. Hawaii calendar. 248 00:14:02,683 --> 00:14:05,323 -Mr. May is like this. 249 00:14:05,403 --> 00:14:07,283 Mr. July is like this. 250 00:14:15,163 --> 00:14:18,563 I'm the best tour guide for single women. You know, I'll take you around. 251 00:14:18,643 --> 00:14:22,643 I can show you the dolphins, the turtles. A little sex on the beach. 252 00:14:24,883 --> 00:14:28,963 I know all the plant species in Hawaii. My favorite flower would be an orchid, 253 00:14:29,043 --> 00:14:31,963 because every flower is unique, just like every woman. 254 00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:36,003 If you're a bee and you're just right, you'll get sweet honey, baby. 255 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,363 I always get that sweet honey. 256 00:14:41,803 --> 00:14:44,483 And what's the flower for? For yourself or for a woman? 257 00:14:45,563 --> 00:14:48,123 -I guess I'll give it to you. -Thank you! 258 00:14:49,843 --> 00:14:52,163 I'm a little hot! Thank you. It's beautiful. 259 00:14:52,243 --> 00:14:54,803 If you put it in your right ear that means you're taken. 260 00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:56,803 -But if it's in your left-- -I'm single! 261 00:15:00,563 --> 00:15:04,483 {\an8}Holy smokes. Someone must've thrown lighter fluid onto the barbie. 262 00:15:04,563 --> 00:15:08,563 {\an8}Here comes Australia's sexiest export since ever. 263 00:15:19,163 --> 00:15:20,643 -Oh my God! -Hey! 264 00:15:20,723 --> 00:15:22,043 -Oh, hey! -Hello! 265 00:15:22,123 --> 00:15:24,083 -Beaux. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you! 266 00:15:24,163 --> 00:15:27,323 I'm finished. I'm finished, bro. 267 00:15:27,403 --> 00:15:29,923 -Do you fancy anyone here? -That's a good question! 268 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:31,843 Be careful! 269 00:15:31,923 --> 00:15:32,843 Well, yes. 270 00:15:32,923 --> 00:15:34,723 -Oh God! -Yes! 271 00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,243 Oh, I'm excited. 272 00:15:38,443 --> 00:15:40,483 I flirt with anything. And anyone. 273 00:15:40,563 --> 00:15:42,963 I love a little snog. 274 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:43,963 I love that word. 275 00:15:48,203 --> 00:15:49,883 I am extremely sexual. 276 00:15:50,763 --> 00:15:54,603 Guys like that, and I think that's why they get super in love with me. 277 00:15:58,163 --> 00:16:01,763 I love bad boys. A narcissist. That is my type. 278 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:08,923 Australian boys from my area, they're a bit douchey. 279 00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:10,083 They're jerks. 280 00:16:12,003 --> 00:16:15,123 International guys just have the spice that I want. 281 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:21,123 I'm excited to just rip anyone's clothes off at this point. 282 00:16:23,563 --> 00:16:25,283 You like a good boy or a bad boy? 283 00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:27,843 Bad, definitely. Definitely bad. 284 00:16:27,923 --> 00:16:30,843 I know. I mean, I think all us girls go for bad boys. 285 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,843 Speaking of bad boys… 286 00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:35,323 Oh, there's someone coming! 287 00:16:35,403 --> 00:16:37,523 -You are in luck. -Ooh! 288 00:16:37,603 --> 00:16:40,123 {\an8}Sleeve tattoos, check. 289 00:16:40,203 --> 00:16:42,123 {\an8}Just-got-out-of-bed hair, check. 290 00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:44,403 Oh, the leopard shorts! Me! 291 00:16:44,483 --> 00:16:48,043 The last of the horndogs has just checked in. 292 00:16:51,203 --> 00:16:52,363 -Hey. -What's your name? 293 00:16:52,443 --> 00:16:53,763 -Georgia. -Stev. 294 00:16:53,843 --> 00:16:54,683 Hi, I'm Beaux. 295 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,403 -Stev. Nice to meet you. -Hi. Jaz. Nice to meet you. 296 00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,363 Everybody here is beautiful so… 297 00:16:59,443 --> 00:17:01,323 -Thank you! 298 00:17:01,843 --> 00:17:04,803 -You have a lot of tattoos. -Not nearly enough, but getting there. 299 00:17:07,683 --> 00:17:10,723 I'm definitely a wild one. I like to break the rules. 300 00:17:13,923 --> 00:17:17,123 I rip up all my clothes. I'm essentially homeless-looking. 301 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,843 Homeless chic. 302 00:17:18,923 --> 00:17:20,723 Oh fuck. I sound like a prick. 303 00:17:22,683 --> 00:17:26,403 I'm definitely a bit of a bad boy, but I've got a sensitive side as well. 304 00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:28,363 If I open that up, it's bees on honey. 305 00:17:32,243 --> 00:17:33,923 I've been told I lead a few on. 306 00:17:34,683 --> 00:17:36,723 I love everybody, that's not my fault. 307 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:41,403 I am not looking for love. I'm not here to be a good boy. 308 00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:43,763 People either love me or they fucking hate me. 309 00:17:46,203 --> 00:17:48,803 So what are you guys expecting from this island? 310 00:17:48,883 --> 00:17:50,323 -Dick. 311 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,283 Oh God! 312 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:55,163 Oh, Izzy, are you in for a cone-shaped surprise! 313 00:17:55,603 --> 00:17:57,443 Because in ten hours' time, 314 00:17:57,523 --> 00:18:00,683 dick is about to be officially off the menu. 315 00:18:00,763 --> 00:18:03,883 -Who are you feeling? -I'm feeling at least two or three. 316 00:18:03,963 --> 00:18:06,603 -The Australian bird. -I'm feeling all of 'em! 317 00:18:08,843 --> 00:18:12,283 {\an8}There are so many sexy, hot young women at this villa. 318 00:18:12,363 --> 00:18:15,323 {\an8}Everyone's senses are enlightened. Everyone's horny. 319 00:18:16,483 --> 00:18:18,683 Ten hotties are all here. 320 00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:23,923 Time to send in Dariany to get them pumped up for Pleasure Island, 321 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:28,123 the unimaginably wild and extremely fake show 322 00:18:28,203 --> 00:18:30,163 they think they're all here for. 323 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,763 What's up, you guys? 324 00:18:31,843 --> 00:18:34,083 -Hello! -Oh my God! 325 00:18:34,163 --> 00:18:36,923 {\an8}Welcome to Pleasure Island! 326 00:18:38,803 --> 00:18:40,563 {\an8}I see why it's called Pleasure Island. 327 00:18:40,643 --> 00:18:43,883 {\an8}I mean, we have got a fit little bunch here. 328 00:18:45,443 --> 00:18:51,443 I hope you guys are ready to embark on a voyage of passion and adventure. 329 00:18:51,523 --> 00:18:54,283 -Definitely. -I'm ready, I'm ready! 330 00:18:54,803 --> 00:18:58,603 During your stay, there will be regular deliveries of cargo 331 00:18:58,683 --> 00:19:04,843 that will enhance your experience, so keep your eyes peeled for some booty drops! 332 00:19:07,723 --> 00:19:11,843 So now we have fake sound effects to go along with the fake show. 333 00:19:11,923 --> 00:19:12,963 Booty drop. 334 00:19:13,043 --> 00:19:14,523 -Whoo! 335 00:19:15,163 --> 00:19:19,403 {\an8}I'm good at dropping my booty down low, but I don't know what she's got in store. 336 00:19:19,923 --> 00:19:22,683 And I've already taken the liberty of planning 337 00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:25,243 your very own swashbuckling pirate party. 338 00:19:28,283 --> 00:19:30,843 -Are you ready for a party, bro? 339 00:19:31,443 --> 00:19:35,843 {\an8}I'm excited for Pleasure Island. To do whatever, whoever, however. 340 00:19:35,923 --> 00:19:37,683 -Talk to you guys later. 341 00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:41,883 "Why go to these lengths?" I hear you ask. 342 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:47,203 Well, these soon-to-be sex-starved singles have no clue that the crafty little cone 343 00:19:47,283 --> 00:19:52,443 is hidden away gathering data to see how badly behaved they are. 344 00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:55,723 Hey, Lana, how's your master plan progressing? 345 00:19:57,643 --> 00:20:00,403 Initial data suggests the Pleasure Island ruse 346 00:20:00,483 --> 00:20:01,883 has been a success. 347 00:20:02,563 --> 00:20:06,363 I will continue to observe and analyze my guests' behavior. 348 00:20:06,963 --> 00:20:09,323 Tonight, I will introduce myself 349 00:20:09,403 --> 00:20:13,163 and the rules they must adhere to throughout their stay here. 350 00:20:15,763 --> 00:20:21,403 And where better for Lana to play Peeping Tom than in our villa of dreams? 351 00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:24,763 It has been given a glow up, 352 00:20:24,843 --> 00:20:27,603 so luckily the sheets have been changed between seasons. 353 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:41,003 -He's at it already! -They're nice and quiet! 354 00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:44,283 -It's bouncy! -You both gonna stay there? 355 00:20:47,403 --> 00:20:48,723 Don't get jealous! 356 00:20:48,803 --> 00:20:51,483 Um, nah, I'm gonna give it some time. 357 00:20:51,563 --> 00:20:55,603 {\an8}Holly has got a bangin', bangin' body. Um, it's hard not to look at, 358 00:20:55,683 --> 00:20:58,683 so I'm keen to give it a shot with her, see what she's saying. 359 00:20:59,243 --> 00:21:00,283 {\an8}Like this? 360 00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:04,083 That was so cute. 361 00:21:04,803 --> 00:21:06,683 Georgia's ass is insane. 362 00:21:07,363 --> 00:21:10,763 {\an8}I really don't know what else to say about it. I want to bite it. 363 00:21:11,883 --> 00:21:14,283 Would anyone get with anyone on the first night? 364 00:21:15,123 --> 00:21:19,083 Or are you all about the vibes? I'm open to it. It's whatever happens! 365 00:21:19,163 --> 00:21:23,283 I'm definitely on Pleasure Island for one thing and one thing only. 366 00:21:23,363 --> 00:21:24,843 And we all know what that is. 367 00:21:28,923 --> 00:21:31,683 -Shower time here, ya know? -Oh! 368 00:21:31,763 --> 00:21:35,043 A lot of stuff is gonna be happening in there! 369 00:21:35,123 --> 00:21:38,803 Only if you mean shampooing, conditioning and exfoliating! 370 00:21:38,883 --> 00:21:42,363 {\an8}I definitely have my eye on Truth. Like, he has like the nice smile. 371 00:21:42,443 --> 00:21:45,043 {\an8}When he started walking down, my eyes lit up a little bit. 372 00:21:45,123 --> 00:21:46,963 {\an8}Like, I'm like, "Oh my God!" 373 00:21:47,043 --> 00:21:49,243 {\an8}"Who is this man?" He looks so cute. 374 00:21:49,763 --> 00:21:52,403 I know who I would like to get with. I know who I wouldn't. 375 00:21:52,483 --> 00:21:54,243 From first impressions, 376 00:21:54,323 --> 00:21:58,483 Truth is dark, handsome, sexy. Like, what more could you want? 377 00:21:58,563 --> 00:22:00,723 We just go around, everybody be truthful. 378 00:22:00,803 --> 00:22:02,723 You caught my eye first for sure. So… 379 00:22:03,243 --> 00:22:05,083 I think the same. You're really fit. 380 00:22:05,163 --> 00:22:07,723 We haven't spoken that much. Yeah. 381 00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:11,883 Damn, they're all fine. They are all fine. 382 00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:16,043 Jaz, she has beautiful chocolate skin I just want a piece of, you know? 383 00:22:16,123 --> 00:22:20,363 And Izzy, she's smokin' hot. Tss! 384 00:22:28,363 --> 00:22:32,043 -Can you believe this place? Can't complain at all. It's fuckin' sick. 385 00:22:32,123 --> 00:22:33,483 Nathan's just cute. Like… 386 00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:36,643 -Everybody thinks he's cute. -He's just… God, he's attractive. 387 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,923 The things I would do to that man. Mm! 388 00:22:39,003 --> 00:22:40,403 {\an8} 389 00:22:40,483 --> 00:22:42,283 {\an8}Oh, I don't even wanna say that. 390 00:22:42,803 --> 00:22:46,683 But Patrick gave me a flower. I thought that was really endearing. 391 00:22:46,763 --> 00:22:50,243 I feel like he might have, like, some deep levels to him. 392 00:22:50,323 --> 00:22:52,643 Oh, bro. I gave the flower to the wrong girl, man. 393 00:22:52,723 --> 00:22:53,643 I gave it to Holly 394 00:22:53,723 --> 00:22:56,923 and I instantly regretted it as soon as I saw Georgia walk in. 395 00:22:57,003 --> 00:22:59,083 -Really? -I was like… 396 00:22:59,163 --> 00:23:02,963 Well, you can't deflower her. Lana definitely won't allow that. 397 00:23:03,603 --> 00:23:10,203 Georgia is the girl of my dreams. She is a goddess. 398 00:23:10,283 --> 00:23:12,363 -What do you like most in a girl? -Physically? 399 00:23:12,443 --> 00:23:14,003 -Yeah. -I'm an eyes guy. 400 00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:16,843 -Eyes guy? -I really… There's just something about-- 401 00:23:16,923 --> 00:23:19,763 I can't tell you what eye color one of these girls has. 402 00:23:19,843 --> 00:23:23,243 -Really? I can tell you, bro. -I've been lookin' at all their asses. 403 00:23:23,323 --> 00:23:27,163 Oh man. Georgia's got those green eyes, with that little bit of red tint, 404 00:23:27,243 --> 00:23:28,443 some brown in it. 405 00:23:28,523 --> 00:23:33,243 Well, if you're going for Georgia, all I gotta say is best of luck. So am I. 406 00:23:33,323 --> 00:23:34,603 Yeah, best of luck, bro. 407 00:23:34,683 --> 00:23:36,483 -May the best man win. -Exactly. 408 00:23:36,563 --> 00:23:38,123 -No hard feelings, bro. -No, never. 409 00:23:38,203 --> 00:23:41,763 He's got the flower thing. I think that's just his move. Um… 410 00:23:41,843 --> 00:23:43,003 I don't need a move. 411 00:23:44,003 --> 00:23:46,763 -Bad boy vs. flower boy. 412 00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:48,683 Looks like it's game on. 413 00:23:53,883 --> 00:23:55,523 Oh wow. 414 00:23:59,323 --> 00:24:01,363 Wow, this is so pretty. 415 00:24:01,443 --> 00:24:04,883 Turns out me and Patrick have very similar taste, 416 00:24:04,963 --> 00:24:06,883 but if I want someone, I'mma get 'em. 417 00:24:06,963 --> 00:24:09,643 I'm the king of this motherfucker. I'm gettin' the girl. 418 00:24:10,163 --> 00:24:12,083 Your nails and the tattoos is so nice. 419 00:24:12,163 --> 00:24:14,443 -You're gonna clean me up? -Want me to paint them? 420 00:24:14,523 --> 00:24:16,763 I brought some nail polish. They're chipping. 421 00:24:16,843 --> 00:24:19,683 Anyone else slightly disappointed with this bad boy chat? 422 00:24:19,763 --> 00:24:24,203 I wanted to talk to you first. Make sure you knew what was up. 423 00:24:24,283 --> 00:24:26,763 -Do you think he's putting it on her? -For sure. 424 00:24:26,843 --> 00:24:29,363 He's probably saying, "You're the most beautiful girl." 425 00:24:29,443 --> 00:24:32,043 -You're definitely the prettiest here. -That's so nice. 426 00:24:32,123 --> 00:24:34,323 -Not to slam on you, but for sure. -Thank you. 427 00:24:34,403 --> 00:24:37,163 There seems to be a lot of competition with Georgia, so… 428 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:40,083 {\an8}Oh, let the games begin! 429 00:24:40,683 --> 00:24:43,283 Not everybody has your eyes. They're not brown or green. 430 00:24:43,363 --> 00:24:46,203 They're a mixture of both with some orange thrown in. 431 00:24:46,283 --> 00:24:49,643 That's weird. I didn't know that. I thought they were just brownish. 432 00:24:49,723 --> 00:24:52,243 You don't look in the mirror enough. Makes sense. 433 00:24:52,323 --> 00:24:55,683 Um, I'm pretty sure I've heard this somewhere before. 434 00:24:55,763 --> 00:24:58,283 I can't tell you what eye color one of these girls has. 435 00:24:58,363 --> 00:25:02,203 Georgia's got those green eyes with that little bit of red tint, some brown in it. 436 00:25:02,923 --> 00:25:06,843 I stole Patrick's move. All's fair in love and war. 437 00:25:08,963 --> 00:25:11,563 We need to talk more. You make me feel good about myself. 438 00:25:11,643 --> 00:25:12,683 I'm here to please. 439 00:25:14,163 --> 00:25:16,803 In more ways than one. 440 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:17,883 Oh my God. 441 00:25:17,963 --> 00:25:20,523 Stevan, we really, like, get along. 442 00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:24,803 {\an8}I'm not sure who I want to hook up with more, like Harry or Stevan. 443 00:25:24,883 --> 00:25:27,443 {\an8}I think Patrick's pretty cute too. I don't know. 444 00:25:27,523 --> 00:25:30,203 {\an8}Definitely gonna have some hook-ups on Pleasure Island. 445 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:40,363 I just gotta get Izzy by herself. Make her focus on me. 446 00:25:40,443 --> 00:25:41,563 Jaz is a beautiful girl, 447 00:25:41,643 --> 00:25:45,363 but Izzy gives me one of those vibes that I just want a piece of. 448 00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:49,283 You just know, like, okay, you know she's a freak. 449 00:25:49,363 --> 00:25:51,123 -This is a beautiful place. -Unreal. 450 00:25:51,203 --> 00:25:53,603 -I'm with a beautiful girl. -Thank you. 451 00:25:53,683 --> 00:25:56,003 I've had my eyes on you pretty much the whole time-- 452 00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:57,563 -From the start? -From the start. 453 00:25:57,643 --> 00:25:59,723 I know we haven't got to talk too much-- 454 00:25:59,803 --> 00:26:01,723 I was interested to see what you felt, 455 00:26:01,803 --> 00:26:04,283 'cause you hold your cards quite close to your chest. 456 00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:06,203 So I didn't know what you were thinking. 457 00:26:06,283 --> 00:26:08,123 Yeah. But now I'm thinkin' about you. 458 00:26:09,243 --> 00:26:11,403 Truth is definitely making some moves. 459 00:26:11,483 --> 00:26:13,923 You can literally feel the sexual tension. 460 00:26:14,003 --> 00:26:16,123 What do you reckon's gonna happen tonight then? 461 00:26:16,203 --> 00:26:17,803 Who you gonna sleep with? 462 00:26:17,883 --> 00:26:21,123 -If you're asking me, maybe you? -Hm. I would like that. 463 00:26:21,203 --> 00:26:22,043 -Yeah? -Yeah. 464 00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:25,283 You look a little uncomfortable. You can just come to this side. 465 00:26:25,363 --> 00:26:26,683 You're gonna have to help me. 466 00:26:26,763 --> 00:26:30,043 Come here. Over here, turn this way. I don't want you to fall off. 467 00:26:30,123 --> 00:26:31,323 I will as well. 468 00:26:31,403 --> 00:26:34,523 -That's better. -It's way better. This is amazing. 469 00:26:34,603 --> 00:26:37,603 I love this place. I don't think I'll leave. 470 00:26:38,283 --> 00:26:40,803 -We're not leaving? No? -Not if you don't want to. 471 00:26:41,403 --> 00:26:42,403 We can stay here. 472 00:26:42,483 --> 00:26:44,043 You've got sexy lips. 473 00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:46,163 -Do you think? -Mm-hm. 474 00:26:46,243 --> 00:26:47,283 -Can I see? -Yeah. 475 00:26:57,883 --> 00:26:58,883 Are you serious?! 476 00:26:58,963 --> 00:27:00,243 They just kissed. 477 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:03,923 It's so romantic. How could you not? I can't believe that. 478 00:27:05,843 --> 00:27:08,443 We're gonna one-up it. We're gonna fix that. 479 00:27:08,523 --> 00:27:12,203 I like a challenge, so when I saw Truth make his move, 480 00:27:13,203 --> 00:27:17,323 it's time for me to make a bigger move with Georgia tonight.It's gonna get wild. 481 00:27:19,243 --> 00:27:21,523 -I wasn't expecting that. -You're a great kisser. 482 00:27:21,603 --> 00:27:23,443 -You're good. -You're pretty good. 483 00:27:23,523 --> 00:27:25,843 -I gotta see more later, we'll see. 484 00:27:25,923 --> 00:27:27,203 -We'll see. -If you're lucky. 485 00:27:27,283 --> 00:27:28,723 -If I'm lucky. -Yeah. 486 00:27:28,803 --> 00:27:32,283 This is what Pleasure Island's about. It was definitely a good snog. 487 00:27:32,363 --> 00:27:36,763 Jaz is a lovely girl, but I'm better. 488 00:27:36,843 --> 00:27:39,963 Uh-oh! This has high potential to get awks. 489 00:27:41,923 --> 00:27:43,243 So let me get this straight. 490 00:27:43,323 --> 00:27:47,083 We've got a love triangle with Jaz, Izzy and Truth. 491 00:27:47,163 --> 00:27:51,123 And a love square with Stevan, Patrick, Harry and Georgia. 492 00:27:52,123 --> 00:27:54,803 Damn, I guess geometry can be sexy! 493 00:27:58,403 --> 00:28:03,083 And so can pirate parties.  Arr, me hearties! 494 00:28:04,723 --> 00:28:09,563 But once Lana shows up, they won't be jolly or roger. 495 00:28:11,203 --> 00:28:13,923 {\an8}I'm super excited for this pirate party. 496 00:28:14,003 --> 00:28:18,083 {\an8}I'm expecting maybe a booty drop from the sky. Maybe a treasure chest. 497 00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:20,763 {\an8}Whoa, hold on! Did he just say the B word? 498 00:28:20,843 --> 00:28:23,043 {\an8}I forgot to press the sound effect. Rewind! 499 00:28:23,123 --> 00:28:23,963 A booty drop. 500 00:28:26,523 --> 00:28:28,723 -This can't be for guys? 501 00:28:29,523 --> 00:28:32,323 My titties are gonna look unreal in that! 502 00:28:32,403 --> 00:28:34,723 -Watch out, baby! 503 00:28:37,043 --> 00:28:38,123 That's a look, that. 504 00:28:39,323 --> 00:28:42,843 {\an8}I've got the best outfit. I got my guy over here. I call him Skully. 505 00:28:42,923 --> 00:28:44,203 And I'm going for Izzy. 506 00:28:51,723 --> 00:28:55,843 {\an8}Georgia's one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my entire life. 507 00:28:55,923 --> 00:28:59,003 {\an8}I have to let her know that I do like her. 508 00:29:04,603 --> 00:29:06,643 -Hey. -Oh, hi! 509 00:29:06,723 --> 00:29:08,963 Since the first moment I saw you, I thought 510 00:29:09,043 --> 00:29:11,723 you were one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen. 511 00:29:11,803 --> 00:29:15,163 Oh really? That's so nice! 512 00:29:15,243 --> 00:29:18,163 There's a lot of competition. I have to make the move early. 513 00:29:19,243 --> 00:29:21,443 -I picked you this flower. -Oh, thank you. 514 00:29:21,523 --> 00:29:22,523 You're welcome. 515 00:29:22,603 --> 00:29:24,643 It's amazing. So cute. 516 00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:28,083 {\an8}I think all the bushes are empty. There's no flowers left. 517 00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:34,163 Georgia, I think she wants me. 518 00:29:35,043 --> 00:29:37,203 Might be able to fall in love with this girl. 519 00:29:37,283 --> 00:29:41,243 I would love to just kiss her romantically on the beach. 520 00:29:43,003 --> 00:29:45,203 Our pirates might be gagging for booty, 521 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:46,923 but in two teensy hours, 522 00:29:47,003 --> 00:29:50,523 Lana's no-sex bombshell is going to more than rock the boat. 523 00:29:56,323 --> 00:29:59,203 What these hunks miss in historical accuracy, 524 00:29:59,283 --> 00:30:01,763 they make up for in horniness. 525 00:30:02,363 --> 00:30:05,203 The ship has arrived, baby! Whoo! 526 00:30:07,163 --> 00:30:09,123 Ha-ha! Let's get it, boys. 527 00:30:09,843 --> 00:30:12,643 -Grab some drinks, boys. -Drinks for the boys. 528 00:30:13,243 --> 00:30:17,283 I saw earlier my boy Truth got some shit poppin' at the hammock! 529 00:30:17,363 --> 00:30:18,923 You kept this quiet! 530 00:30:19,003 --> 00:30:20,483 The hammock was nice. 531 00:30:20,563 --> 00:30:23,123 Are you trying to like move with it, or just like… 532 00:30:23,203 --> 00:30:26,523 Something's gonna happen tonight. Something's definitely gonna happen. 533 00:30:26,603 --> 00:30:27,883 Congratulations, playboy! 534 00:30:27,963 --> 00:30:31,123 -First to the hit! -Here's to the first kiss under the villa! 535 00:30:31,203 --> 00:30:33,123 All right, so while y'all were changing, 536 00:30:33,203 --> 00:30:35,363 Georgia started doing her makeup in the bedroom. 537 00:30:35,963 --> 00:30:39,763 I walked in, I handed her a flower and I think Georgia likes me. 538 00:30:42,043 --> 00:30:42,883 Uh? 539 00:30:43,923 --> 00:30:46,443 {\an8}He's got the flower thing, but he gave one to Holly. 540 00:30:46,523 --> 00:30:50,883 {\an8}If you do it twice to different girls on the same day, it's a little tacky. 541 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:55,563 That's rich coming from the guy who stole his line about Georgia's eyes. 542 00:30:55,643 --> 00:30:58,723 I wish I knew this was going on. I'd step my game up. 543 00:30:58,803 --> 00:31:02,283 Hey, I'm gonna start picking flowers tonight! 544 00:31:02,363 --> 00:31:05,243 {\an8}Tonight, I think I'm gonna make a move on Georgia. 545 00:31:05,323 --> 00:31:06,843 I need to make better progress. 546 00:31:09,283 --> 00:31:10,723 -Oh, yeah! 547 00:31:10,803 --> 00:31:13,003 -Ladies! 548 00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:16,683 My eyes are set on Nathan, so I gotta show him what he could get. 549 00:31:16,763 --> 00:31:18,843 {\an8}I am ready to party. 550 00:31:30,563 --> 00:31:32,683 {\an8}I'm feeling Truth's vibe right now. 551 00:31:32,763 --> 00:31:34,323 He just looks sexy good. 552 00:31:34,403 --> 00:31:36,963 {\an8}I'll possibly rip all his clothes off. 553 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:42,283 {\an8}I'm gonna walk Truth's plank tonight. 554 00:31:48,963 --> 00:31:52,203 Makeup's on. Flirt's on. It's game time. 555 00:31:52,283 --> 00:31:53,323 {\an8} 556 00:31:53,923 --> 00:31:56,203 So we're gonna play X Marks the Spot. 557 00:31:56,283 --> 00:31:59,523 I'm gonna mark Doris and Derek. 558 00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:05,243 My double Ds are my best feature. So you can lick it. 559 00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:08,203 You can grab the person and kiss them if you really want. 560 00:32:08,803 --> 00:32:10,203 Yeah, Beaux! 561 00:32:12,083 --> 00:32:13,803 Come and get it! 562 00:32:16,483 --> 00:32:20,123 Pirate Beaux just sprang her booby trap. 563 00:32:20,683 --> 00:32:22,563 -Jeez! 564 00:32:22,643 --> 00:32:28,723 I kissed and motorboated Beaux. You know, maybe made Georgia feel a little jealous. 565 00:32:31,043 --> 00:32:34,963 Is anyone else totally confused by the rules of this game? 566 00:32:35,043 --> 00:32:37,323 It's like spin the bottle without the bottle 567 00:32:37,403 --> 00:32:39,123 and a whole lotta lickin'. 568 00:32:39,203 --> 00:32:41,283 -Hey! 569 00:32:41,363 --> 00:32:43,363 All right, Daddy's home. 570 00:32:46,603 --> 00:32:47,763 Oi, oi! 571 00:32:48,403 --> 00:32:50,083 Oh! 572 00:32:50,723 --> 00:32:52,643 I know what I'm doing after this party. 573 00:32:52,723 --> 00:32:55,483 I don't know if I'll be able to keep my hands off him. 574 00:32:56,883 --> 00:32:58,203 Oh, here we go. 575 00:32:59,563 --> 00:33:03,723 Stevan, Patrick and Harry, starting positions, please. 576 00:33:04,563 --> 00:33:06,603 The world is my oyster tonight. 577 00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:21,563 I got there first! I thought, "I'm not sleeping on this." 578 00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:28,123 Oh my God! 579 00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:31,563 This competition's getting mad. 580 00:33:33,043 --> 00:33:36,483 I didn't get in with G first, but, um, can I get in with her last? 581 00:33:36,563 --> 00:33:39,003 Yeah, I'm pumped and I'm the bad boy out here. 582 00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:41,043 Three's my lucky number, my bad! 583 00:33:43,363 --> 00:33:45,803 Damn, girl. Can I borrow that outfit? 584 00:33:46,843 --> 00:33:51,563 I'm definitely most excited about Stevan's kiss. He's a great kisser. 585 00:33:55,123 --> 00:33:57,283 It's time to party and play a little game, 586 00:33:57,363 --> 00:34:00,203 and I will be doing a lot of bad things tonight. 587 00:34:03,923 --> 00:34:08,283 {\an8}Truth be told, I think I could, you know, end my night with a special someone. 588 00:34:12,363 --> 00:34:13,523 Go on, then! 589 00:34:13,603 --> 00:34:15,043 My best feature is… 590 00:34:17,483 --> 00:34:18,923 Yeah! 591 00:34:21,523 --> 00:34:23,363 Izzy's bum is nice. 592 00:34:25,043 --> 00:34:27,843 The boy claimed his territory! 593 00:34:28,963 --> 00:34:34,163 Nobody wants to sit and watch the guy they're interested in kiss someone else. 594 00:34:34,763 --> 00:34:37,603 {\an8}All right, it's time to batten down the hatches 595 00:34:37,683 --> 00:34:41,523 {\an8}and send in Dariany before this lot go overboard. 596 00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:48,883 -Look at you! -That's my girl! 597 00:34:48,963 --> 00:34:50,923 What's up, Mamas? 598 00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:53,843 Someone give her the lipstick! 599 00:34:55,163 --> 00:34:59,883 Hello, my beautiful buccaneers. Are you guys having a good time? 600 00:34:59,963 --> 00:35:01,923 -Yes! -Damn straight, Mama. 601 00:35:02,003 --> 00:35:03,603 -Whoo! 602 00:35:03,683 --> 00:35:07,523 You know what? I think I know exactly what this party needs. 603 00:35:07,603 --> 00:35:09,563 -Oh my God. -Come on. 604 00:35:09,643 --> 00:35:11,403 Please say a booty drop. 605 00:35:11,483 --> 00:35:13,443 A booty drop! 606 00:35:15,603 --> 00:35:18,083 -Go on then! -Booty drop! 607 00:35:18,923 --> 00:35:22,883 Booty drop. Super excited, you know. 608 00:35:22,963 --> 00:35:26,883 This one is very special and can change everything. 609 00:35:27,523 --> 00:35:29,883 Oh my God! 610 00:35:30,803 --> 00:35:33,043 {\an8}All right, pause for one second. 611 00:35:33,123 --> 00:35:34,963 {\an8}Remember last year when Lana, 612 00:35:35,043 --> 00:35:37,843 the most powerful cone in the history of cones, 613 00:35:37,923 --> 00:35:40,643 appeared out of a bar like a cheap bottle of wine? 614 00:35:41,243 --> 00:35:46,603 Well, the producers took a long, hard look at themselves and promised to do better. 615 00:35:46,683 --> 00:35:48,483 Let's see what they came up with. 616 00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:49,483 Do you guys want it? 617 00:35:49,563 --> 00:35:53,603 Yeah! 618 00:35:53,683 --> 00:35:55,283 Give it to us! 619 00:35:55,883 --> 00:35:57,203 Okay, then. 620 00:36:03,763 --> 00:36:06,723 -Oh my God! 621 00:36:06,803 --> 00:36:11,443 Oh, producers! You have outdone yourselves! 622 00:36:12,163 --> 00:36:13,243 What is that?! 623 00:36:14,123 --> 00:36:16,803 -Oh my God! -What's that? 624 00:36:26,083 --> 00:36:29,603 You know that booty drop has to be something special, something big. 625 00:36:31,123 --> 00:36:33,243 All right, no one likes a show-off. 626 00:36:33,803 --> 00:36:35,203 Oh my God! 627 00:36:35,283 --> 00:36:38,243 Who's gonna go up there and bring back that booty? 628 00:36:38,323 --> 00:36:40,043 I am! I'm a pirate! 629 00:36:41,563 --> 00:36:42,563 Let's go, boys! 630 00:36:44,363 --> 00:36:46,963 What do you think the booty drop's gonna be? 631 00:36:47,043 --> 00:36:49,803 -I have no idea! -It's massive! 632 00:36:49,883 --> 00:36:52,883 It's gonna be something big. There might be people in it. 633 00:36:59,923 --> 00:37:03,003 -Boys, is that heavy or-- -Yeah. 634 00:37:03,843 --> 00:37:06,203 -Oh my God. -Three, two, one, down. 635 00:37:06,283 --> 00:37:07,243 Oh my God. 636 00:37:07,883 --> 00:37:12,083 They can't even carry it. There's a new person coming. We love that. 637 00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:14,323 Show me the booty! 638 00:37:14,403 --> 00:37:18,803 And that coffin-shaped box is about to bury their sex lives. 639 00:37:18,883 --> 00:37:22,043 The contents of this box will truly change this trip 640 00:37:22,123 --> 00:37:24,763 into an experience you won't forget. 641 00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:27,123 -I've got fanny flutters. 642 00:37:28,363 --> 00:37:29,603 I hope you guys are ready! 643 00:37:29,683 --> 00:37:30,763 Open it! 644 00:37:30,843 --> 00:37:32,683 -Open it! 645 00:37:32,763 --> 00:37:35,283 -No turning back once I open it. -Open it! 646 00:37:35,363 --> 00:37:37,483 I'm pretty damn excited for what's happening. 647 00:37:37,563 --> 00:37:38,643 Open it! 648 00:37:39,523 --> 00:37:42,083 -Is there a snake in it or something? -Open it! 649 00:37:42,163 --> 00:37:44,283 I'm literally shaking right now. 650 00:37:44,363 --> 00:37:45,443 Open it! 651 00:37:46,523 --> 00:37:47,683 Is it a real pirate?! 652 00:37:47,763 --> 00:37:48,963 Open it! 653 00:37:49,963 --> 00:37:50,803 We're so ready! 654 00:37:50,883 --> 00:37:52,283 Open it! 655 00:37:53,123 --> 00:37:54,603 What is in this box? 656 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:06,203 Are you joking? 657 00:38:07,923 --> 00:38:10,643 -Oh my God! 658 00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:13,803 This reveal never gets old. 659 00:38:13,883 --> 00:38:14,723 Wow. 660 00:38:14,803 --> 00:38:15,963 What is that?! 661 00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:17,483 Is that a speaker? 662 00:38:17,563 --> 00:38:18,923 -That's Lana. -No, that's-- 663 00:38:19,003 --> 00:38:22,043 -I know that is Lana. -That's fucking Lana! 664 00:38:22,123 --> 00:38:25,523 Lana. I wish I didn't know, but I know. 665 00:38:28,043 --> 00:38:29,243 -No! -Stop! 666 00:38:29,323 --> 00:38:30,563 No! No! 667 00:38:30,643 --> 00:38:32,443 Lana's my worst nightmare. 668 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:37,523 On this island, there cannot be pleasure without pain. 669 00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:41,683 This is Too Hot to Handle. 670 00:38:42,523 --> 00:38:45,123 -That means no fun, ever. -What? 671 00:38:45,963 --> 00:38:48,003 I thought this was Pleasure Island, eh? 672 00:38:48,523 --> 00:38:51,763 I'm not getting no pleasure. I'm on Too Hot to Handle. 673 00:38:54,283 --> 00:38:57,243 I'm so sorry, you guys! 674 00:38:57,323 --> 00:38:59,243 Dariany, don't leave us like this! 675 00:38:59,323 --> 00:39:00,363 Get back here! 676 00:39:00,883 --> 00:39:04,203 I don't know how I'm going to make it through these few weeks. 677 00:39:04,283 --> 00:39:05,563 I hope I don't die. 678 00:39:12,843 --> 00:39:14,643 Can I call my mom? I wanna go home. 679 00:39:15,243 --> 00:39:17,283 Spoken like a true bad boy. 680 00:39:19,003 --> 00:39:20,963 You have been specially selected 681 00:39:21,043 --> 00:39:23,843 because you are all choosing meaningless sex 682 00:39:23,923 --> 00:39:26,003 over genuine relationships. 683 00:39:26,083 --> 00:39:27,363 You're not wrong. 684 00:39:28,443 --> 00:39:30,243 The purpose of this retreat 685 00:39:30,323 --> 00:39:33,163 is to help you gain deeper emotional connections 686 00:39:33,243 --> 00:39:35,243 in your personal relationships. 687 00:39:36,283 --> 00:39:38,083 I don't want that, babe. 688 00:39:38,163 --> 00:39:41,323 As always, there are conditions to your stay here. 689 00:39:42,803 --> 00:39:47,643 You must abstain from sexual practices for the entirety of your stay. 690 00:39:48,163 --> 00:39:49,283 Are you jo--?! 691 00:39:49,803 --> 00:39:51,683 -Nah. 692 00:39:51,763 --> 00:39:53,243 I cannot. 693 00:39:54,083 --> 00:39:56,043 -No kissing. -What?! 694 00:39:57,683 --> 00:40:01,243 Is this a joke? Like, is it? Is it a joke? 695 00:40:01,323 --> 00:40:02,603 No heavy petting. 696 00:40:04,323 --> 00:40:05,203 What? 697 00:40:07,403 --> 00:40:09,683 And no sex of any kind. 698 00:40:11,003 --> 00:40:12,763 No sex? 699 00:40:14,123 --> 00:40:15,803 That is hard. 700 00:40:15,883 --> 00:40:19,203 This also applies to self-gratification. 701 00:40:22,123 --> 00:40:24,203 This ain't funny. This is cruel. 702 00:40:26,483 --> 00:40:28,443 Wait, wait. Someone elaborate on that. 703 00:40:28,523 --> 00:40:30,883 -No flickin' the bean. -So I can't… 704 00:40:30,963 --> 00:40:32,243 Nope! 705 00:40:33,083 --> 00:40:34,603 I don't know if I can do this. 706 00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:38,323 You can't even touch yourself. My own body. 707 00:40:40,603 --> 00:40:43,603 I knew it was bad. I didn't know it was that bad. 708 00:40:43,683 --> 00:40:47,523 You know, I've had cockblocks before. I've even had my grandma walk in on me. 709 00:40:47,603 --> 00:40:49,083 This is Lana, 710 00:40:49,643 --> 00:40:51,163 the ultimate cockblock. 711 00:40:51,243 --> 00:40:55,163 However, to aid your development, I've increased the prize fund 712 00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:59,923 to $200,000. 713 00:41:04,043 --> 00:41:06,083 $200,000?! 714 00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:09,883 -Shit. -Are you serious?! 715 00:41:09,963 --> 00:41:12,603 200K. I want new shoes! 716 00:41:12,683 --> 00:41:14,643 Holy shit! 717 00:41:14,723 --> 00:41:18,643 $200,000. I might be able to get him a body! 718 00:41:19,523 --> 00:41:21,323 Each time the rules are broken, 719 00:41:21,403 --> 00:41:24,283 money will be deducted from the prize fund. 720 00:41:24,363 --> 00:41:26,643 I don't think we'll have any money to go home to. 721 00:41:26,723 --> 00:41:31,563 $200,000 is life-changing. This game is so serious now. 722 00:41:32,683 --> 00:41:37,083 Welcome to your long, hard, sexless summer. 723 00:41:37,763 --> 00:41:38,843 It's not fair. 724 00:41:38,923 --> 00:41:40,803 It's making me more horny than before. 725 00:41:40,883 --> 00:41:42,443 -Yeah. -I hate her. 726 00:41:43,203 --> 00:41:45,763 Wanna rule break, I'm gonna rule break. 727 00:41:47,003 --> 00:41:50,443 I don't care about the money. I wanna have fun with all these people. 728 00:41:53,683 --> 00:41:58,203 Now that booty is out of bounds, Lana's guests can head back to the retreat 729 00:41:58,283 --> 00:42:01,803 to take a long, hard look at themselves. 730 00:42:01,883 --> 00:42:04,603 I can't believe what we walked into, bro. 731 00:42:04,683 --> 00:42:08,763 Oh, she's out here! You're here to teach us a lesson, aren't you? 732 00:42:08,843 --> 00:42:10,723 I'm not your biggest fan, sweetheart. 733 00:42:10,803 --> 00:42:13,043 I wanna kick her off the table now. 734 00:42:15,163 --> 00:42:18,683 I'm pissed off. I'm, like, upset, you guys. 735 00:42:19,363 --> 00:42:20,523 Please, can we not? 736 00:42:21,123 --> 00:42:22,683 I'm pissed off. 737 00:42:23,523 --> 00:42:26,683 Lana, can I have sex with Izzy tonight? 738 00:42:28,083 --> 00:42:30,483 Please, let it happen. 739 00:42:30,563 --> 00:42:33,763 Trust me, Alexa might do everything you ask, 740 00:42:33,843 --> 00:42:36,963 but Lana is one bad bitch. 741 00:42:39,803 --> 00:42:42,323 I thought it was gonna be the best experience ever. 742 00:42:42,403 --> 00:42:46,203 It's the biggest letdown of the bloody year. 743 00:42:47,323 --> 00:42:48,203 Girl. 744 00:42:48,923 --> 00:42:50,523 -Come sit. 745 00:42:50,603 --> 00:42:52,763 -I'm so sad. -I know. 746 00:42:54,523 --> 00:42:57,723 Tell me your thoughts right now, 'cause I'm fuming. 747 00:42:57,803 --> 00:42:59,803 I think I'm, like, in shock a bit. 748 00:42:59,883 --> 00:43:03,243 I thought I was gonna have so much fun here and get with, like, 749 00:43:03,883 --> 00:43:07,323 these single, hot guys, which is all the guys here. 750 00:43:07,403 --> 00:43:09,803 Do you reckon there's anyone in here that's gonna be 751 00:43:10,323 --> 00:43:12,003 fuming if anyone breaks the rules? 752 00:43:12,083 --> 00:43:14,603 I think so. I think a few of the guys will be like, 753 00:43:14,683 --> 00:43:16,963 "You know what? This is so important. Money." 754 00:43:17,763 --> 00:43:19,083 But I don't care really. 755 00:43:19,163 --> 00:43:22,843 Like, I am on like a mission to make this so hard for everyone. 756 00:43:22,923 --> 00:43:24,643 I love that! 757 00:43:24,723 --> 00:43:28,403 -I'm with you! I'm so with you! -I don't care. I don't care about it. 758 00:43:29,403 --> 00:43:31,723 Where's this going, girls? 759 00:43:31,803 --> 00:43:33,483 Lana's imposing these rules. 760 00:43:33,563 --> 00:43:36,123 If I wanna kiss someone, I'm gonna kiss them. 761 00:43:36,203 --> 00:43:37,803 I'm an independent woman. 762 00:43:38,403 --> 00:43:39,523 Should we just do it? 763 00:43:40,043 --> 00:43:42,243 Fuck off! No, should we? 764 00:43:42,323 --> 00:43:43,363 Should we do it? 765 00:43:43,443 --> 00:43:44,963 Oh boy! 766 00:43:45,043 --> 00:43:45,883 I don't care. 767 00:43:45,963 --> 00:43:47,203 Let's do it. 768 00:43:53,443 --> 00:43:55,763 This must be a new record. 769 00:43:55,843 --> 00:43:57,843 It's not even been ten minutes. 770 00:44:02,883 --> 00:44:06,163 Oh, Lana. This is gonna be the toughest season yet. 771 00:44:39,243 --> 00:44:41,723 {\an8}