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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎去年封城讓我們學到的教訓

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‎就是深層交流最重要

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‎才怪

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‎那只代表全球玩咖男女飢渴得要死

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‎我說真的，大力一點！

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‎一，二，插，抽

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‎我只想做愛

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‎所以我們新請來十位超級性慾傳播者

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‎他們愛搞砲，不愛真感情

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‎我愛男人，抗拒不了

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‎他們根本不知道
‎一台會說話的空氣清淨機…

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‎各位好，我是拉娜，你們的虛擬嚮導

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‎…會以殘忍的禁性令打擊他們

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‎不能接吻

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‎等等，什麼？

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‎-不能激情愛撫
‎-扯爆了啦

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‎也不能有性行為

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‎抱歉，什麼？

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‎要是徹底休兵不床戰

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‎就能拿走10萬元大獎

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‎法語的“我們完蛋了”要怎麼說？

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‎來床戰吧

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‎這次違規

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‎會扣除2萬1千元獎金

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‎-天哪！
‎-3千元，7千元，1萬2千元

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‎-什麼？
‎-太扯了，最後我們會一毛都拿不到

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‎問題是，拉娜的規則和訓誡

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‎能不能讓他們走向
‎更深層、更有意義的關係？

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‎如果真愛是這種感覺，我絕不想失去

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‎我前所未有的情緒被引發出來

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‎我似乎從不曾感覺…

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‎天哪！

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‎或者誘惑會…

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‎太過…

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‎真是壞雞雞

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‎-‎…火熱…
‎-好

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‎帶我進臥室，但不是要睡覺

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‎-‎…令人…
‎-想一起淋浴嗎？

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‎我現在好飢渴

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‎…‎慾罷不能？

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‎抱歉，大個子，不是我的錯

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‎我中計了

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‎這是第二季，我們在
‎英屬土克凱可群島超潮的全新渡假村

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‎但我知道你們的疑惑

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‎我們怎麼有辦法說服十名菜鳥
‎戴上貞操帶

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‎再把鑰匙交給拉娜？

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‎這個嘛，製作單位又不是腦殘

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‎這些來賓以為要上假節目狂歡

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‎叫做《派對天堂》的假節目

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‎我們甚至請了假主持，猛男杰夫

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‎有12 小時，這些超嗨的發情族
‎完全不知道拉娜被藏了起來

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‎等著他們上當，走上自我啟蒙之路

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‎沒錯，我會祕密蒐集他們的行為資料

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‎然後現身頒布禁性令

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‎好，如果離衝擊時間只剩幾小時
‎就別浪費時間了

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‎馬上請這些帥哥美女進來

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‎既然是第二季，火辣程度也該加倍

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‎好個辣妹！

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‎（卡莉，加拿大多倫多
‎美國紐約市梅琳達）

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‎天哪！

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‎她們應該很喜歡

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‎-超讚的
‎-天哪！

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‎好棒！不敢相信吧？

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‎好漂亮！

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‎這裡真是天堂！

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‎我不屬於任何人，只屬於我自己
‎因為我是小辣椒

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‎（梅琳達）

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‎我叫梅琳達，來自紐約布魯克林
‎我是模特兒

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‎我的額頭好亮

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‎我要愛慕我和讚美我的男人

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‎我要他說我美若天仙
‎太膚淺了？希望不會

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‎我在床上的確有禁忌

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‎不能拉我的頭髮，不准碰我的假髮

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‎不過我喜歡被狠打屁屁，快打！

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‎我永遠在騎驢找馬，永遠

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‎我是掠食者，要獵捕男人

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‎-妳有穿乳環，我也是
‎-太巧了！

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‎-還穿了舌環
‎-給我看

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‎-看到了
‎-耳朵也穿好穿滿，自己穿的

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‎-妳穿的？妳自己？
‎-對

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‎好，妳好猛

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‎我喜歡

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‎我討厭規則，我不會乖乖遵守

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‎（卡莉）

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‎我有點算肉食女

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‎一點點而已，一點點

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‎我通常只和男生玩一晚

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‎感情的承諾讓我退避三舍
‎我認真談過兩次感情

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‎我和我前任在酒吧

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‎我丟下他，當著他的面

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‎和我在他之前的約會對象走人

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‎我超瘋的，我來是要找樂子

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‎不是來談感情，也不是來找戀人
‎絕不是

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‎妳覺得走進來的會是哪種男生？

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‎希望是高個子

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‎巧克力色、香草色、焦糖色的我都愛

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‎我也是

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‎我會想：“我要這個，我想嚐一嚐
‎我要…”

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‎對，光想就讓我興奮

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‎我也喜歡光頭男

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‎很奇怪嗎？

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‎妹子，我搞不懂妳，真匪夷所思

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‎抱歉，妹妹，本節目沒有光頭男

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‎不過馬上為您送上一球香草冰

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‎我猜這位猛男全身常抹上鮮奶油

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‎-天哪，你好
‎-你好

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‎-妳們好
‎-歡迎，你好

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‎介意我插進中間嗎？可以嗎？

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‎-納森
‎-梅琳達

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‎-梅琳達
‎-卡莉

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‎-卡莉，猜猜我哪裡人
‎-愛爾蘭？

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‎-英格蘭，英格蘭哪裡？
‎-沒錯，但我住德州

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‎我前任是英格蘭人

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‎真的？所以妳喜歡英格蘭男人？

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‎-有時候
‎-那我靠過來一點

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‎-你做甚麼職業？
‎-看過《舞棍俱樂部》嗎？

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‎-看過
‎-那就是我的工作

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‎-你是脫衣舞男？
‎-沒錯

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‎-我覺得好性感
‎-的確很性感

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‎-我流口水了
‎-你能表演一段嗎？

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‎-我坐下來讓你表演
‎-太棒了

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‎我不能在前五分鐘就出盡絕招

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‎應該還沒必要

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‎（納森）

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‎美國女生有兩種幻想

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‎一種是英國男人，一種是牛仔
‎所以我想：“那就來個二合一吧”

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‎我的確曾被傷透心，所以有資格約砲

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‎想在哪裡做、何時做都可以

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‎住在美國的英國人不必練把妹技巧

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‎只要說：“早”，或：“哈利波特”
‎就行了

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‎脫衣舞男必須是性愛高手

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‎女性希望我深諳箇中之道

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‎我會滿足她們

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‎我是不是行走的費洛蒙？

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‎沒錯

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‎妳們的屁股都比我的好看，來吧

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‎-靠過來，別害羞
‎-靠過來

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‎看來舞棍找到兩個艷麗的蜜臀助理了

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‎-好棒
‎-要包住

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‎-我摸到了
‎-感受那道肌肉

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‎-感受那道肌肉
‎-他褲襠裡蠢蠢欲動

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‎妳看出來了？

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‎祝我們三人有個美妙的夜晚

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‎-乾杯
‎-我要摸個夠

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‎牛仔，別衝那麼快
‎下一個要檢查的美臀

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‎和超級火辣的主人上場了

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‎（艾蜜莉，英國倫敦）

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‎-歡迎
‎-太辣了！

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‎嗨

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‎-嗨
‎-大家好

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‎-他們真的費盡心思
‎-我是艾蜜莉，很高興認識妳

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‎沒錯，製作單位，說真的
‎香腸趴的相反是什麼？

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‎天哪，這裡真是仙境

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‎-超美的！
‎-沒錯

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‎-妳喜歡男生還是女生？
‎-我完全不設限

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‎什麼都愛，我太走運了

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‎我開始發燙了

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‎有甚麼不好？我很貪心，有何不可？

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‎好熱，我在流汗嗎？

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‎謝謝，我用吸的就好，我超強

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‎（艾蜜莉）

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‎我叫艾蜜莉，畢生摯愛就是男人

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‎朋友形容我是神祕、安靜和慵懶的人

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‎亂講的，我是一根香腸通到底的人
‎表裡如一

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‎我從不主動出擊

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‎男人會從天上掉下來

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‎我如果說我想認真談感情了
‎我要定下來

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‎那就是在騙你

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‎我該帶著警告標示來

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‎寶貝，儘管吹

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‎-妳做什麼工作？
‎-我是模特兒

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‎-真的
‎-我也是！

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‎-看得出來
‎-眼睛好漂亮

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‎妳有非常誘人的…

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‎-屁股
‎-我才不要說出來

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‎你被卡莉盯上了，牛仔

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‎但如果納森想和拍那個美尻
‎動作最好快點

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‎倒數11小時後
‎拉娜就要下達全面禁性令

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‎他們卻渾然不知

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‎這樣感覺真棒，太美妙了

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‎抱歉，牛仔

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‎兩匹性感種馬走過來了

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‎這樣才是公平競爭

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‎（查斯， 美國西雅圖
‎凱慕，英國紐波特）

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‎好開心

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‎天哪

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‎真好看的畫面，真是天堂

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‎穿粉紅短褲的好帥！

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‎看看這些俊男美女

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‎天哪

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‎嗨！

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‎閉上眼睛，梅琳達
‎免得口水又流下來

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‎-帥哥，你好
‎-我是納森

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‎-我拿些酒過去
‎-對啊

196
00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,920
‎艾蜜莉，妳還真淡定

197
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,120
‎-你是做甚麼的？
‎-我是職業美式足球員

198
00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:26,960
‎想問儘管問

199
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,920
‎（查斯）

200
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,800
‎我的性慾爆棚，高到破表

201
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:40,440
‎我是男人中的男人
‎要是你自認比我強，那就來較量一下

202
00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,320
‎我很高，膚色深，又帥又有肌肉
‎還很聰明

203
00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:47,720
‎打職業美式足球也是加分

204
00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,760
‎我活力十足，非常健談

205
00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:56,280
‎如果我的存在讓你不開心
‎我就會讓你失望

206
00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,280
‎要比就來比

207
00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,640
‎-你來自哪裡？
‎-華盛頓州西雅圖市

208
00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:05,520
‎-我在加拿大打美式足球
‎-我不和美式足球員說話

209
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,080
‎等等，聽好

210
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,720
‎美式足球員或運動員最專情

211
00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,240
‎-不騙妳.
‎-專情個鬼！天哪！

212
00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:17,560
‎-妳有切身之痛嗎？
‎-切身之痛？才沒有！

213
00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:21,800
‎看來你要加把勁
‎才能衝到她的得分區，大隻佬

214
00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:25,040
‎-你多高？
‎-185，如果…

215
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,440
‎-是嗎？
‎-勉強算有

216
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:30,480
‎-我以為你180
‎-沒有，不是180

217
00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,080
‎-不必說是180
‎-好

218
00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,160
‎從我的長相和身材判斷

219
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,360
‎大家以為我是玩咖，其實我是宅男

220
00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,200
‎帥宅男，很多人不知道

221
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:41,920
‎希望你守口如瓶

222
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:46,040
‎（凱慕）

223
00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:49,440
‎我想快點和所有辣妹

224
00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,760
‎奔去派對天堂

225
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:56,360
‎在床上模仿咕嚕
‎不知道對方會不會喜歡

226
00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,880
‎我玩過角色扮演
‎有個妹子很迷《魔戒》

227
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:05,280
‎她穿上精靈服，和精靈做愛感覺很棒

228
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:08,600
‎我不是精靈迷
‎只是她們剛好很性感而已

229
00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,760
‎以前我沒自信，接受過改造

230
00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,000
‎之後開始改變裝扮

231
00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,680
‎更勤於健身，髮型也好看多了

232
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:22,040
‎現在我成了高階產品，你看

233
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,480
‎-你多大？
‎-24歲

234
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,080
‎-妳呢？
‎-26歲

235
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,120
‎二十六歲？看起來年輕多了

236
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,040
‎凱慕
‎你在想像她穿精靈服的畫面嗎？

237
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,920
‎我好像喜歡年輕一點的

238
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,280
‎-是嗎？真巧
‎-我喜歡姊弟戀

239
00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,280
‎姊弟戀，是嗎？

240
00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:38,840
‎是不是又來了一位？

241
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,480
‎-天哪
‎-好辣！

242
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,920
‎她超正，歡迎加入派對！

243
00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,840
‎（拉瑞莎拉瑞莎。紐西蘭奧克蘭）

244
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,280
‎各位好！

245
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,320
‎美女，妳好

246
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,400
‎妳很漂亮

247
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:58,200
‎真的，正翻了，妳從事什麼職業？

248
00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,800
‎我是律師

249
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,480
‎正妹律師絕對要判非法

250
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:07,040
‎-妳一定也有當模特兒
‎-沒有啦

251
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,080
‎-沒有？
‎-我喜歡吃漢堡，當不了模特兒

252
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:13,040
‎漢堡？納森倒是喜歡麵包臀

253
00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:18,040
‎我好像應該很耍點智慧
‎說我最棒的資產是我的腦袋

254
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,520
‎但絕對是我的奶子

255
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:23,400
‎它們讓我喝到免費飲料
‎腦袋卻做不到，所以…

256
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:28,400
‎（拉瑞莎）

257
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:31,240
‎法學院畢業後，我花錢去隆乳

258
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:35,640
‎我是真實版的《金法尤物》
‎但我也是金法慾女

259
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:40,600
‎我很重視性
‎安靜又尷尬的床上運動讓我受不了

260
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:41,600
‎有一次

261
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:44,640
‎我真的說：“把我的睫毛拿來
‎我要走了”

262
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,520
‎真的是做到一半走人

263
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,520
‎大家都說我像《彼得潘》裡的
‎奇幻仙子

264
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,200
‎大家不關注我，我就會死

265
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,200
‎好美的奶子

266
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000
‎我很糟糕

267
00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:01,480
‎我希望男人迷戀我
‎但我可以隨心所欲

268
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,440
‎我們剛剛聊到彼此喜歡哪一型

269
00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,520
‎-妳喜歡哪一型？
‎-對啊，妳喜歡哪種菜？

270
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,040
‎我稱之為“三愛”

271
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,080
‎我愛深褐色頭髮，抱歉，寶貝

272
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,920
‎愛撩妹高手，也愛蛋蛋，屌一定要大

273
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,040
‎-讓你們知道一下
‎-我喜歡！

274
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,120
‎如果不在陽光下，我比較不像金髮

275
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,480
‎-好
‎-如果我們坐在室內，做…

276
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:25,640
‎如果把你鎖在臥室
‎搞不好你的頭髮會變深褐色？太棒了

277
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,440
‎這裡一定有手銬

278
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,520
‎喜好怪癖的金法芭比到了夢幻之屋

279
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,360
‎希望下個猛男名叫肯尼

280
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,760
‎（彼得，美國紐約市）

281
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,560
‎製作單位，你們讓我失望了

282
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,400
‎-你好！
‎-你們好

283
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,120
‎你長得跟我好像，真奇妙

284
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,840
‎“你長得跟我好像？” 天哪

285
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,440
‎-很高興認識你
‎-我也是

286
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,400
‎-你是哪裡人？
‎-紐約州史泰登島

287
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:53,520
‎我是健身教練兼抖音網紅
‎我的人生大致上就是這樣

288
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,280
‎-真棒
‎-超讚！

289
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:56,720
‎-就這樣
‎-很好

290
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,320
‎-你在抖音拍什麼？
‎-發挑逗帖，跳舞

291
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,520
‎那就秀一段

292
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,760
‎來吧

293
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:04,520
‎過來

294
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,320
‎-我要躺下嗎？
‎-對，躺下

295
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,920
‎-好
‎-精彩的來了

296
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,440
‎果然是《好餓的毛毛蟲》

297
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,560
‎那叫色情網站，不叫抖音

298
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,680
‎自信能吸引很多女生

299
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,840
‎她們會想知道他的自信來自哪裡？
‎他一定有傲人之處

300
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:26,400
‎（彼得）

301
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,920
‎我在抖音發各種影片

302
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,080
‎我猜大家都愛看腹肌男跳鋼管舞

303
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:37,520
‎如果是我現在的追蹤人數
‎一天會收到一、兩百個女生的私訊

304
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,120
‎我心想：“好多人私訊”
‎不知如何是好

305
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,800
‎要是正好同時和兩個妹子談戀愛

306
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,560
‎我會內疚到兩邊同時分手

307
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,160
‎媽，妳看，我第一次受訪

308
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,360
‎我該怎麼對待這些女性？

309
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:56,240
‎你很懂怎麼對待女性

310
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,720
‎保持本性就好，愛你

311
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,080
‎愛妳，掰掰

312
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,720
‎-我保證快打開了
‎-成功了

313
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,120
‎噴到眼睛了？慘了

314
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,360
‎-糟糕了！
‎-我來救你…

315
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:10,480
‎寶貝，快來救我

316
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,000
‎-沒事吧？
‎-沒事

317
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:15,120
‎彼得的媽，妳在收看嗎？
‎妳的勁敵出現了

318
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,840
‎帥哥們，冷靜點，別為正妹吵起來

319
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,320
‎這裡美女如雲

320
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,520
‎-好讚的屁屁
‎-性感女神來了

321
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,440
‎（凱拉，美國傑克遜維爾）

322
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,360
‎各位好

323
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:37,000
‎歡迎加入派對

324
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,560
‎大家好，我是凱拉

325
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:39,640
‎妳做什麼工作？

326
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,200
‎我是兼職模特兒和調酒師

327
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,360
‎-好酷，調酒師
‎-妳喜歡哪一型？

328
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,920
‎對啊，妳吃哪種菜？

329
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,160
‎我不太挑食，但對方一定要有長處

330
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,160
‎只要是活人就可以

331
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,160
‎大家應該都有黑暗面

332
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,320
‎說沒有的人都在撒謊

333
00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:59,920
‎（凱拉）

334
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,880
‎我在家教嚴厲
‎信仰又虔誠的菲律賓家庭中長大

335
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,200
‎我媽是擋鳥達人，媽，對不起

336
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:11,080
‎搬出去後，我成了食男狂

337
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:17,800
‎每天從早到晚只想做愛

338
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:21,440
‎不做愛就受不了，不騙你

339
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,920
‎我工作時常被搭訕

340
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:31,480
‎他們小費給很多，
‎這樣就夠了，這是遊戲的一部分

341
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:35,240
‎當然，越多人追我越有趣

342
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,720
‎我們遲早要分出高下

343
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,680
‎那就放馬過來吧

344
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:43,760
‎我準備好了

345
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:48,480
‎九個玩咖還不夠，十個就完美了
‎歡迎第十位

346
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:50,840
‎好帥

347
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,920
‎他的身材最適合用慢動作

348
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:57,400
‎抱歉，各位，老娘要再看一遍

349
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,600
‎老娘要大飽眼福

350
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,440
‎又來了一位

351
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,400
‎他好…

352
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,800
‎各位好

353
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:14,800
‎嗨！

354
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,200
‎你好

355
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,560
‎-很高興認識你，我是艾蜜莉
‎-馬文

356
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,560
‎-你們會生出漂亮寶寶
‎-請問大名？

357
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,720
‎-馬文
‎-馬文

358
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,360
‎-沒錯
‎-帥哥，你哪裡人？

359
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:24,280
‎法國巴黎

360
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:29,200
‎我要證明用法語說什麼都很性感

361
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:37,440
‎我進天堂前要先洗褲子

362
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,840
‎（馬文）

363
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,960
‎女生抗拒不了高帥男

364
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,720
‎我的法語腔又很吸引女生

365
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,640
‎我去酒吧一定釣得到人回家

366
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,680
‎我敢打包票

367
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,440
‎我是舞者，會跳很多舞

368
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,440
‎一點點道基舞之類的

369
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,360
‎女生很愛這種舞步

370
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,080
‎今年夏天一定炒飯炒不完

371
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,720
‎你欣賞這裡哪一位？

372
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,520
‎-大家都很好看
‎-對，全是辣妹

373
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:16,600
‎真的

374
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:19,680
‎我好像進了糖果店的小孩

375
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:24,280
‎身邊都是我愛吃的口味
‎我準備大飽口福了

376
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,280
‎-妳知道有多難嗎？
‎-哪件事？

377
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:29,480
‎看看周圍，只有妳吸引了我的目光

378
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,560
‎-妳現在就想吻我了？
‎-才沒有！拜託

379
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,160
‎納森很帥，他…

380
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,600
‎他馬上就採取行動，這點我很欣賞

381
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:40,080
‎他很性感，我是來狂歡的
‎所以我準備好了

382
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,840
‎要是能來個大鍋炒就太好了

383
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,160
‎想也知道這些發情族

384
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:51,120
‎一定不願意報名過一個無性夏季

385
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,200
‎相反的，他們報名的
‎是百無禁忌的約會節目

386
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,480
‎叫做《派對天堂》

387
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,720
‎說到這裡，讓假主持人杰夫過來

388
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,560
‎大力推銷一番如何？

389
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,280
‎各位派對族，你們好

390
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,800
‎歡迎來到《派對天堂》
‎是不是迫不急待？

391
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,760
‎沒錯！

392
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,520
‎各位受邀到此，是因為你們很性感

393
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:16,000
‎又是單身，顯然也知道怎麼找樂子

394
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:19,160
‎所以你們在今晚的派對
‎要縱情享樂一下

395
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:22,760
‎回頭見

396
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:27,720
‎為什麼要這麼做？
‎拉娜的受害者，不對，是“來賓”

397
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:31,680
‎完全不知道接下來的九小時
‎她被藏起來

398
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:35,360
‎要收集資料，看看這些人多放浪形骸

399
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,760
‎這樣吧，先聽聽《慾罷不能》的
‎當家主人怎麼說

400
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,920
‎初步資料顯示

401
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,120
‎派對天堂的騙術非常成功

402
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,520
‎我會繼續觀察分析來賓的行為

403
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,240
‎今晚我會自我介紹

404
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:54,240
‎說明他們在這段期間該嚴守的規則

405
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,920
‎還有9小時
‎各位就會從天堂往下掉

406
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,440
‎掉進地獄裡

407
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,960
‎好在，他們懂得把握時間

408
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,800
‎直接切入“誰想上誰”的必要話題

409
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,160
‎誰是你的第一名？

410
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,120
‎-卡莉，絕對是卡莉
‎-艾蜜莉

411
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,280
‎我不要把雞蛋放同一個籃子
‎但是第一名…

412
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,760
‎-艾蜜莉
‎-艾蜜莉

413
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,200
‎-他很…
‎-艾蜜莉

414
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,720
‎第一名，對，艾蜜莉

415
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,880
‎-就是她
‎-她很可愛

416
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,920
‎-會是她，沒錯
‎-誰是你的王后？

417
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,960
‎梅琳達

418
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,240
‎艾蜜莉也很棒

419
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,680
‎《艾蜜莉在巴黎》聽起來還不錯

420
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,360
‎他想踢死我！

421
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,880
‎他在警告你，他要來揍你了

422
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,120
‎這對這個局面很有信心，百分之百

423
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,400
‎你們這些好吃鬼，要是想和獅子爭
‎儘管放馬過來

424
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,480
‎目前為止，艾蜜莉一直在瞄我

425
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,800
‎我也一直在看她

426
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,680
‎她絕對是在場最正的女生

427
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:52,840
‎要是失敗了，我就找第二正的妹子

428
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,400
‎第二正的妹子，不管是妳是誰
‎妳可能要被寵幸了

429
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,760
‎我喜歡英國男生

430
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,440
‎可以挑凱慕，他是英國人

431
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,160
‎我習慣和人競爭

432
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:08,920
‎但凱慕集可愛和性感於一身

433
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,360
‎馬文水滴巧克力，行走的費洛蒙

434
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:16,720
‎-身材高大，牙齒又好看
‎-我忙著盯著他的…

435
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,640
‎-老二？
‎-身材

436
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,360
‎-妳一副…我心想：“什麼？”
‎-媽呀，馬文

437
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:24,200
‎天哪，他迷倒所有女性粉絲

438
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,720
‎他的法語腔讓我耳朵懷孕了

439
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,960
‎姐姐懂妳，妹子

440
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,720
‎我想起中學的法國男友了

441
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:32,360
‎老師，下音樂

442
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,400
‎馬文，你好

443
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,840
‎褲褲洗洗了嗎？

444
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,360
‎你們覺得卡莉如何？

445
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,840
‎卡莉很…她很可愛

446
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,360
‎我喜歡卡莉

447
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,960
‎你們兩個要爭個高下了

448
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,080
‎-我們外型正好相反，所以…
‎-真的！

449
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,080
‎勝利者會是誰？

450
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,640
‎兩位願意開戰了？

451
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,520
‎-看到他的鞋子穿幾號了嗎？
‎-15號

452
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,920
‎知道我的手和腳有多大嗎？

453
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,400
‎我的麥當當鼠薯啊

454
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:03,360
‎超大的

455
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:07,000
‎誰先主動出擊，就能得到卡莉的芳心

456
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:10,040
‎目前查斯是我追求卡莉的最大勁敵

457
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,200
‎我可以當好人，對查斯讓步

458
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,840
‎說：“沒關係，你做你的”

459
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,560
‎但這違背了我的本性

460
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,280
‎查斯迷死人了

461
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,920
‎-真的
‎-查斯很有魅力

462
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,600
‎-看到他的腳了嗎？
‎-腳是騙不了人的，寶貝

463
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,200
‎找得到那麼大的鞋子嗎？

464
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,600
‎她們才不是在講他的鞋子

465
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,960
‎查斯的個性很吸引我

466
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,640
‎我欣賞那種男生
‎我在他面前不拘小節

467
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,360
‎-有一點點，但…
‎-妳聽到了？

468
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,520
‎查斯最吸引我的目光

469
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:42,200
‎他的小腿和我大腿一樣粗，好性感

470
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,040
‎可以把我拋來拋去

471
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,560
‎我不敢保證查斯會讓妳飛高高，卡莉

472
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,320
‎但先在渡假村舒適的床上
‎跳高高如何？

473
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,720
‎目標臥室，衝啊！

474
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,680
‎先搶先贏

475
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,120
‎我要睡這張！

476
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,800
‎我在這間別墅會很開心，太高級了

477
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:10,120
‎好想點狂歡，這些女生都辣翻天了

478
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,520
‎每個我都愛

479
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,240
‎今年夏天一定會很火熱

480
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,280
‎氣溫會很高，沒錯
‎床上的話，你作夢

481
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:21,360
‎-床好舒服，我很喜歡這張床
‎-真的嗎？

482
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,280
‎這張床很舒服，對吧？

483
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,000
‎-對，我很滿意
‎-那就同床吧？

484
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,480
‎-我們同床睡
‎-好

485
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,680
‎艾蜜莉在送秋波，她符合我的條件

486
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:36,400
‎大家都必須接受其他人的床上活動

487
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,400
‎因為房間擠滿了床

488
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,360
‎距離很近，聽得到任何風吹草動

489
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,080
‎看得一清二楚，搞不好還聞得到

490
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,560
‎所以大家距離很近

491
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:47,800
‎大哥，這太私密了

492
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:49,840
‎妳們醒來會很飢渴嗎？

493
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:50,840
‎會有晨潮

494
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,280
‎-我有睡眠性交症
‎-什麼？

495
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,680
‎-妳睡覺時會性交？
‎-跟我們睡吧？

496
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:59,240
‎發生過幾次
‎我醒來時心想：“怎麼會這樣？”

497
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,080
‎我也是！

498
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,720
‎-我醒來後想：“慘了，我是不是… ”
‎-沒錯！

499
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,480
‎天哪，我以為我是特例！

500
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,840
‎別墅裡充滿性張力

501
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:15,120
‎大家應該一起脫光光洗個澡

502
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,480
‎幫彼此刷背

503
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,280
‎洗乾淨聽起來好汙穢

504
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,680
‎原來今年有翹翹板！

505
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,960
‎沒有啦，他們在舉重

506
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,680
‎我的短褲會卡住，等等，穿熱褲好了

507
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:42,640
‎我和凱慕很合得來
‎好想把他的小短褲撕開

508
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,320
‎小短褲，希望小短褲裡不會鬆垮垮的

509
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,000
‎好，各位帥哥美女

510
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,080
‎我要教他幾招脫衣舞必殺技

511
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,640
‎舉重之後，這位牛仔好像想玩鬧一下

512
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,400
‎我早知道這裡會有美女

513
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,920
‎但沒料到我的理想女性會出現在眼前

514
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,240
‎該對卡莉施展魅力了

515
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,160
‎把她的手放在你的胸膛上

516
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,560
‎一看到競爭者出現

517
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,040
‎馬上亮出脫衣舞男牌

518
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:22,440
‎扭動身體，把她雙手往下帶

519
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:26,640
‎繼續扭，雙手撐地，然後…

520
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:33,920
‎-這招超強
‎-如果我手上有錢，一定會賞給你

521
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,640
‎好賤，竟然來這招

522
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:43,000
‎老子一定會使出十八般武藝回敬你

523
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,160
‎但床技就免了吧，大個子

524
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,600
‎我們聊聊好嗎？

525
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,200
‎“雞”不可失，查斯，加油！

526
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,400
‎好，猛攻就是最佳防禦

527
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,320
‎而你的對手正在沖澡

528
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,520
‎快行動！

529
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:02,400
‎納森很積極向我調情
‎但我沒放在心上

530
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:03,320
‎看到火坑沒？

531
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,720
‎我喜歡調情，但我只想開心一下

532
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,400
‎我真的還沒挑誰，我保證

533
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,320
‎我現在在想甚麼？

534
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,040
‎-蘋果？
‎-猜得真準

535
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,840
‎-真是冰雪聰明
‎-答案是什麼？

536
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,880
‎-當然是蘋果
‎-不對，是奶子

537
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:23,120
‎小聊5秒就直接聊起性愛

538
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,520
‎在大家面前搞砲好怪

539
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,760
‎我沒說我們要這麼做，只是隨便聊聊

540
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,480
‎因為做的過程會很大聲

541
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,040
‎妳走這種風格？像電池兔兔？

542
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,200
‎-很讚
‎-我很想要你把我拋來拋去

543
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:44,560
‎她可能在暗示想被拋來拋去

544
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,200
‎她看著我的雙眼

545
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,560
‎快點搞定
‎看看我能不能激起一點火花

546
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,240
‎-你的嘴唇很好看，很厚
‎-妳的雙唇也很誘人

547
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,000
‎你可以試用一下，妳懂的

548
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:02,520
‎各位，勾引課好像要開課了

549
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,880
‎好痛！

550
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,920
‎這麼笨手笨腳，應該會很難忘

551
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,120
‎來看看重播

552
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,080
‎好慘

553
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,120
‎痛死老娘了

554
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,160
‎我在床上，然後…我忘了他的名字

555
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,320
‎希望沒撞出永久性傷害

556
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,800
‎他叫什麼名字？

557
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,160
‎麥迪？

558
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:39,440
‎諾亞？

559
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,880
‎諾亞？誰是諾亞？聽起來很性感

560
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:43,920
‎好，回來

561
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,920
‎不了，機會稍縱即逝

562
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,320
‎但我給妳兩次機會

563
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,360
‎給妳兩次

564
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:56,200
‎達陣！觀眾陷入瘋狂

565
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,800
‎卡莉是我的首選
‎要是可以押注，我會押我自己

566
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,880
‎卡莉今晚保證會上我的床

567
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,560
‎不是我要潑冷水
‎但她傾心的好像是諾亞

568
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,840
‎-我比較喜歡馬文
‎-馬文很可愛

569
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,240
‎好想要他抹防曬乳在我的蜜臀上

570
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,880
‎艾蜜莉，也許是她給人的感覺
‎我懂這種女生

571
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,040
‎她們會和每個人打情罵俏

572
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,000
‎-對
‎-但…

573
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,520
‎-我也許要讓凱慕哭哭了
‎-上吧

574
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,920
‎我現在不會單押一個女生
‎今天才第一天

575
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:39,080
‎艾蜜莉很漂亮，她和我聊過後
‎也許發現自己喜歡彼得

576
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,720
‎所以我會追艾蜜莉

577
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:41,880
‎就看接下來的發展了

578
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,840
‎如果事與願違
‎反正你還可以再打給你媽

579
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,920
‎（禁性令生效前5小時3分58秒）

580
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,360
‎把沙子都洗掉

581
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,760
‎我不想把雞蛋放同一個籃子裡

582
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,480
‎但我的做法是，如果我鎖定某個人

583
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,640
‎就不會管其他人
‎只會專注在那人身上

584
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,000
‎想不到那裡竟然沒有陸地

585
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,360
‎-對，真想不到
‎-只有海，對吧？

586
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,120
‎凱慕，你第一次到海邊嗎？

587
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,680
‎-妳覺得那一邊是哪裡？
‎-也許是美國

588
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,200
‎-妳是地理達人嗎？
‎-書本的東西我不在行

589
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,200
‎-真的
‎-真的，你呢？

590
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,360
‎-我有學位
‎-主修什麼？撩妹？

591
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,960
‎很好笑，才不是，我有犯罪學學位
‎謝謝妳喔

592
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,800
‎-真的？
‎-真的，二等一級學位

593
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,480
‎本人不只是帥，還充滿了驚奇

594
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,360
‎想不到吧？

595
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:40,840
‎可是1分鐘之前，你還搞不懂地平線

596
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,080
‎梅琳達好像也沒閒著

597
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,360
‎忙著和法國人打交道

598
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:50,760
‎真是妙不可言

599
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,640
‎我現在很開心

600
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,800
‎看看這片景色，好美

601
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,720
‎他很性感，肌肉結實，長得又高

602
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,840
‎大家都知道馬文是完美男

603
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:08,040
‎我心想：“對，我為他傾倒不已”

604
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,040
‎就算他沒有
‎那雙15公分的高跟鞋也會讓妳倒下

605
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:17,960
‎你覺得別墅其他女生怎麼樣？
‎貢獻一點八卦，快

606
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,800
‎馬文，千萬小心作答

607
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:20,800
‎說真的

608
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,320
‎包括你、艾蜜莉和妳的好友卡莉

609
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,480
‎妳們是三個最正女生

610
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:28,720
‎好開心

611
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,240
‎你走過來的時候
‎我就想：“我和他會很合”

612
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,760
‎-妳的眼神再說：“你是我的了”
‎-你是我的了

613
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,240
‎妳在我心裡是前幾名

614
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,360
‎真的嗎？

615
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,720
‎-也許是第一名
‎-也許？

616
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:42,680
‎也許

617
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,080
‎聽了好開心

618
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,000
‎真的？妳高八度的笑聲讓人真難分辨

619
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,800
‎你的笑容很完美

620
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,600
‎-巧克力的膚色也很完美
‎-這是一定要的

621
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,280
‎各方面條件都很好

622
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,760
‎-你今晚會放縱一下？
‎-那當然

623
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,640
‎-我等不及要看到你的另一面
‎-好

624
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,200
‎好期待

625
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,520
‎太好了，今晚一定會有開心事

626
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,360
‎對，一定會有

627
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,200
‎現在馬文落進我手裡了

628
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,640
‎我的爪子會死命抓緊他

629
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,880
‎絕不讓其他女生有搶走他的機會

630
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,760
‎老娘會看得緊緊的

631
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,880
‎你覺得你有機會吻我嗎？

632
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,200
‎-在某個時間點？
‎-對，在某個時刻

633
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,720
‎-你覺得？
‎-對

634
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,320
‎你這麼有自信？

635
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:30,240
‎我很有自信，要看妳吻功好不
‎妳是接吻高手嗎？

636
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,800
‎只有一個方法能知道

637
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:42,280
‎我知道他們是乾柴烈火
‎但動作也太快了吧？

638
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:43,960
‎看看那對小倆口

639
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,000
‎掌聲鼓勵鼓勵，幹得好！

640
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,560
‎兄弟，幹得好！

641
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,520
‎這種啪啪啪，倒是好事一件

642
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,200
‎妳要的話，之後可以再親

643
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,720
‎-好
‎-對，隨時想親都可以

644
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,640
‎好

645
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,360
‎對，想損失幾千塊就盡量親

646
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:16,360
‎想不到聊地理和撞到頭
‎會讓人這麼飢渴？

647
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,680
‎不到2小時後，拉娜就會

648
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,920
‎狠狠澆熄你們的性慾

649
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,400
‎為了讓派對天堂這招騙術繼續下去

650
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:29,320
‎製作單位為這幾隻發情的生物
‎舉辦了動物主題派對

651
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,360
‎看看他們能多狂野

652
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,440
‎讚啦，開始準備了

653
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,560
‎看看這些服裝

654
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,000
‎看來服裝預算不花也是可惜

655
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,960
‎這件我好愛！

656
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,280
‎兔兔！天哪，好可愛

657
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,960
‎兔兔裝很符合我的個性

658
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,080
‎因為我很愛炒飯

659
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,040
‎學兔兔行動也不錯，我不會拒絕

660
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,520
‎只要妳今晚別叫人撲上去就好

661
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,280
‎我可以穿獅子裝，妳當我的母獅

662
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,000
‎不要！

663
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,840
‎我穿犀牛裝好看嗎？

664
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,160
‎兄弟，很好看

665
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:03,000
‎別懷疑，我在床上最犀利

666
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,920
‎先生，那玩意別對著我晃

667
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,080
‎-出發！
‎-讚啦！

668
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,200
‎-你們覺得今晚會怎麼樣？
‎-一定超狂野

669
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,560
‎-超狂野？
‎-在場都是俊男美女

670
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,960
‎也不看看你
‎打扮得真像水行俠的管家

671
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:22,280
‎各位帥哥

672
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,680
‎好像維多利亞的秘密在做時裝秀

673
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:36,320
‎但祕密是誰都不准嘿咻

674
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,800
‎天哪，這裡的妹子都好辣！

675
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:45,040
‎女生都很辣，性張力越來越強

676
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,000
‎太棒了，我很開心

677
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:06,200
‎女的超辣，男的性感、帥氣
‎火熱又有魅力

678
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,360
‎本小姐今晚要搞定我的獵物

679
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,560
‎馬文，小心點，本小姐要出征了

680
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,200
‎大家要發出最誘人的求偶聲

681
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,440
‎要是吸引到其他動物

682
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,280
‎牠們可以過來咬，過來抓，或是親吻

683
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,200
‎-使出渾身解數
‎-又咬又抓

684
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,840
‎和比手畫腳相比，好玩多了

685
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:33,480
‎開始吧！加油！

686
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,400
‎嘴撅起來

687
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,480
‎嘴撅起來

688
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,040
‎天哪！

689
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,480
‎好狂野

690
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,440
‎小彼得手腳還真快

691
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,520
‎起碼他行動了

692
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,640
‎我的海豚哥來了！

693
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:01,120
‎-這就對了！
‎-太讚了！

694
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,840
‎抱歉，小狐狸，躲回你的洞裡吧

695
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,440
‎我只想把他的衣服撕開

696
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:08,920
‎開始吧！

697
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,160
‎馬文真是帥到爆

698
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:18,160
‎我知道有一招會讓男生忌妒

699
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,960
‎就是親其他男生

700
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,640
‎梅琳達在親彼得，有沒有搞錯？

701
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,360
‎真美妙，我喜歡

702
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:45,960
‎妳很喜歡吧？

703
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,040
‎她好迷人

704
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,440
‎好！

705
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:51,960
‎納森，就位…

706
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,320
‎你可以的！

707
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,480
‎…‎預備‎…

708
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,440
‎糟糕！也許美洲豹速度比犀牛快

709
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,800
‎看了真難受
‎好希望在那個位子的是我

710
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,760
‎但比賽才剛開始，今天是第一天

711
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,560
‎我一定會有機會

712
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:14,400
‎小朋友，你搞砸了
‎你們連獸角都成ㄧ對

713
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,600
‎-我來了
‎-我在意的只有妳

714
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,480
‎這隻鳥兒還真會撩人

715
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,880
‎我要親每個人

716
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,440
‎享受一下，開心狂歡

717
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,160
‎我挺著獸角衝來了

718
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:29,080
‎天哪！

719
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,480
‎天哪，牛仔，你的角插進屁股縫了

720
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,120
‎別害臊，性感的小野獸！

721
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:40,680
‎眼看今晚快變成縱慾的小眾次文化

722
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:44,160
‎把這些來賓以為要來幫他們

723
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:47,320
‎夢幻性愛夏季揭幕的傢伙請上來吧

724
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,120
‎歡迎假主持人，杰夫！

725
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:56,760
‎可惜他來是為了揭開
‎拉娜驚人的真面目

726
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:00,440
‎我喜歡你們的裝扮，很狂野，很好看

727
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,720
‎-大家比較認識彼此了？
‎-沒錯！

728
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:07,400
‎在今晚失控之前
‎還有一個驚喜要給各位

729
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:08,760
‎不！

730
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,640
‎地表上最飢渴的人

731
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:16,560
‎69秒後會從狂歡天堂墜入禁慾地獄

732
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:18,560
‎揭曉吧，杰夫

733
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,400
‎準備好了？

734
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:28,120
‎我們今晚請到國際知名的貴賓

735
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,040
‎什麼？

736
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:31,440
‎誰？

737
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,480
‎這可能會改變一切

738
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:35,720
‎天哪

739
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,200
‎-說吧
‎-糟糕了

740
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,960
‎請以熱烈掌聲

741
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:45,000
‎歡迎派對天堂‎的貴賓，倒數…

742
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,960
‎-五！
‎-她是誰？一定是個臭婊子

743
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,680
‎-四！
‎-究竟是誰？碧昂絲？

744
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:51,680
‎三！

745
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,240
‎節目請到德瑞克？

746
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:54,200
‎二！

747
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,160
‎亞莉安娜？哈利史泰爾？

748
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,280
‎一！

749
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:06,520
‎沒人走下階梯，這是怎麼回事？

750
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:12,080
‎時間到，拉娜隆重登場
‎她會坐直昇機從天而降嗎？

751
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,160
‎怎麼回事？

752
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,840
‎坐快艇抵達？

753
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,840
‎或者學007誘人地浮出海面？

754
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,560
‎我要得心悸了

755
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,280
‎她在吧檯裡？

756
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,400
‎製作單位，腦力激盪時別喝酒好嗎？

757
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:36,800
‎什麼？

758
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,760
‎不會吧？我們錄的是《慾罷不能》？

759
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,960
‎答對了，查斯，你也見不到德瑞克

760
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,320
‎不可能！

761
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,560
‎那個婊子！

762
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,440
‎不！

763
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,320
‎不會吧？

764
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,720
‎不，這不是《與罷不能》，不可能

765
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,040
‎對，還真的是，不騙你

766
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,200
‎各位好

767
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,440
‎-妳好
‎-嗨

768
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,680
‎我是拉娜，各位的私人數位助理

769
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,240
‎-我不要！
‎-歡迎蒞臨度假村

770
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,240
‎我開始討厭她了

771
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:14,720
‎各位也許置身天堂，誕派對已經結束

772
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:23,000
‎搞屁啊？

773
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,360
‎這座渡假村的宗旨

774
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:30,240
‎是幫助各位建立深層的情感連結

775
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,880
‎-我們不是報名這個節目
‎-‎我是報名搞砲的

776
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,840
‎還敢自稱律師，誰叫妳不看附屬規定

777
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,560
‎把這個垂下來一下

778
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,120
‎我們現在就是這種感覺

779
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,120
‎過去12個小時

780
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:47,880
‎我一直觀察各位，研究你們的行為

781
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:53,240
‎各位雀屏中選是因為
‎你們會無意義地約砲

782
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,520
‎不會真誠與人交往

783
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,480
‎胡說八道

784
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,960
‎完全出乎我的預料

785
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:08,760
‎為了鼓勵各位發展社交
‎我準備了10萬元獎金

786
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,160
‎我付妳10萬元，請妳滾蛋

787
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,080
‎說得好，查斯

788
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,520
‎-才不要讓圓錐體阻礙我嘿咻
‎-說得對

789
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,640
‎但是如果出現違規行為

790
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:21,120
‎我會扣除總獎金

791
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,080
‎我很擔心我自己

792
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:26,200
‎我成年後從沒停機這麼久

793
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:31,320
‎如果有人忘了，我提醒各位
‎不准接吻…

794
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,240
‎媽的

795
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:33,800
‎…不能激情愛撫…

796
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:34,880
‎不會吧？

797
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,480
‎晨勃掰掰

798
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,720
‎…不能有性行為…

799
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,720
‎真讓人想不到

800
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,840
‎…也不能自慰

801
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,840
‎-什麼？
‎-讓我死了吧！

802
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,840
‎妳說真的嗎？拜託

803
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,320
‎想像一下三週後會多痠

804
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,360
‎-我從沒禁慾這麼久過
‎-太可笑了

805
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,960
‎那盞熔岩燈會監督我們？

806
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:58,440
‎她已經完全幫我縫上拉鍊了

807
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:05,880
‎歡迎來到漫長、難熬的無性夏季

808
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:07,560
‎我被剝奪權利了

809
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,880
‎不能做愛，不能接吻，什麼都不行

810
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,680
‎我的重大計畫…

811
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:16,760
‎都泡湯了

812
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,800
‎對，我們被玩了，被玩了

813
00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:24,040
‎他們要換床才行，你們兩個都不可靠

814
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,480
‎-不！
‎-不要，我不要換床

815
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:28,400
‎我們要這筆錢

816
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,080
‎事關10萬元，我會盯緊每個人

817
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,800
‎不知道頭一個違規的是誰，壓力好大

818
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,960
‎-先看第一晚的情況再說
‎-想都別想

819
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,800
‎你們這群野獸別想逃出
‎這座禁慾動物園

820
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,880
‎抱歉，大個子，不是我的錯

821
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,440
‎我中計了

822
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:52,240
‎我們死後見，我的好兄弟，我的忠臣

823
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,520
‎我的寶貝

824
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:34,560
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