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Who did kill Wallace?

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Wyatt. Wallace's brother.

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They ran guns.

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Who the fuck are you?

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The other day,

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<i>- what you saw...
- I didn't see any...</i>

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What you saw, you didn't see.

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<i>I want my fish back.</i>

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<i>It needs very specific food.</i>

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There's an exotic pet store
down on 26th and Cherry.

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Ask for Pete.

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<i>Beth, I gave the story to Tessa.</i>

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You're not getting this fucking story.

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<i>I just want to get
back with my baby girl,</i>

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<i>and Tessa is my best chance.</i>

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<i>You can't go with Tessa.</i>

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<i>She's gonna use you.</i>

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Laila?

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Yo, where is she?

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I can get you back to Laila.

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I just... I need your story.

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<i>How much time so far?</i>

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<i>Uh, 16 minutes.</i>

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<i>But that assumes
she got every green light.</i>

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So we're supposed to believe
that Toni drove

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from TJ's Sound & Video
to her home in Lakewood,

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and murdered her husband,
all in 16 minutes?

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I did the drive three times.
It holds up.

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Okay, fine. Fine. But what
about the rest of it?

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Toni disappears
from the security footage

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for exactly 37 minutes.

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The prosecution based
their entire case on it.

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So she's already eaten up 16.

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She has 21 left to do everything else?

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It's not possible.

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Actually...

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<i>she could have dragged</i>

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<i>Wallace's body out of the house,</i>

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<i>stuffed him in the trunk,</i>

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driven across town,

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<i>dropped him in the buffalo preserve</i>

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<i>and returned to work,</i>

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<i>all in 19 minutes,</i>

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give or take a few seconds,
all three times I did it.

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Which means that she...

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Totally could've done it.

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Sorry.

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Okay, but the facts don't add up.

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There's a-there's a six-foot fence

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around the buffalo preserve.

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<i>She can't toss a
190-pound corpse over it.</i>

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She's not Thor.

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And another weird thing?
Forensics found nothing.

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So when did she have time
to clean up the crime scene?

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Her trunk?

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Every last, nasty bit of brain matter?

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The answer is she didn't.

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Because she didn't do it.

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Okay, well, then where did
she go for those 37 minutes?

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Well, according to her sworn
affidavit she took a break,

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walked to a 7-Eleven and...

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...drank a Slurpee.

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Or maybe she popped out
for a quick murder.

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Ooh.

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Fun at work alert.

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- I want in.
- Okay,

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did anyone see her at the 7-Eleven?

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I mean, they could be our key witness.

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No, the cashier
couldn't remember anything.

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And the-the store's security
cameras were broken.

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There is no case here.

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- Okay, shut up, Pierre.
- Beth, you said

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this was a clear-cut case of injustice,

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prejudice and misogyny.

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We can't poke holes in
the prosecution's time line,

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but we can prove we have
another much better suspect.

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And who's that?

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It's, uh...

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Wyatt Plimpton.

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<i>The violent, gunrunning,
drug-addicted brother.</i>

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He's a total creep.

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Okay, but a brother needs
a really good motive

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to kill a brother.

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And a wife doesn't?

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But-but Wallace was abusive.

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Eh, eh, Toni had the ultimate motive.

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- I mean, did he have an alibi?
- Uh, yeah.

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According to his police statement,

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Wyatt was at Good Clean Sun
Tanning Salon for two hours,

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which the owner, a Gia Konstantine,

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vouched for him,
but who tans for two hours?

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So, no motive and an alibi
that held up in court.

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It's really thin, Beth.

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But it's probably a bullshit alibi.

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Come on. I know you guys are
giving up on Toni, I'm not.

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We just need to tease fact
from fiction...

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Just tease it out by end of next week.

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Next week?

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This could take months of fieldwork,

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dozens of interviews. I have so many...

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- Beth.
- What?

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It's the news. Don't overthink it.

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Hey, Beth.

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I get your good side?

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I'm gonna cut you.

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Hello, Goldilocks.

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What are you looking for today?

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Oh, gosh, this is embarrassing,

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but I'm a total newcomer
to the world of tanning.

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Ah, a virgin.

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We'll need to start you off
with a solid base.

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Oh, okay, that sounds great.

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Um, sorry, you are?

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Gia. I own this place.

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Well, listen, uh, Gia,
how long is the average tan?

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About six minutes, give or take.

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And what if I wanted to tan
for two hours?

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Fine with me.

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Just remember it ain't a Porta Potti.

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Okay, listen, nobody tans for two hours.

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People do what they want.

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But two hours would kill me.

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People kill themselves all the time.

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Okay, so you-you admit it, it is deadly.

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So there's no way that Wyatt Plimpton

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was here tanning for two hours

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that night four years ago.

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Time for you to go.

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Oh, you're trying to get rid of me?

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I'd say that's tantamount
to a confession.

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You are wasting my time.

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Get the hell out of here!

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I'm warning you, okay?

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You don't want to be caught
abetting a murderer.

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- Okay?
- Wh...?

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What does Wyatt have on you, anyway?

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Wh-What's in this place? Guns?

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- Is it? I bet it's guns.
- How dare you?

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How dare you come into my business

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and accuse me of lying.

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- I never called you a liar.
- Yes, you did!

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- You just did.
- Not technically.

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- No...
- Now, look, sweetheart.

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You think I lied to the cops

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and put my whole business
and my reputation on the line

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for some white trash lowlife,
Wyatt Plimpton?

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That's what you think? Well...

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- What are you doing?
- Well, go ahead...

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- Are you okay?
- ...and call me a liar again.

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I triple-dog dare you.

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So Wyatt really tanned...?

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- Go! Get out!
- Ah!

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You should be ashamed of yourself.

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Well, I'm keeping this.

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Damn it.

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Hey.

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Hi, Tessa.

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Oh, hey.

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- How are you?
- Good.

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You look cute with your hair
parted to the left.

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Thank you.

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Beth!

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We meet again.

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Look at you. Getting any sleep?

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Okay. You have to give it up now, Tessa.

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It's not your story anymore.

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- I'm not here for Toni.
- Okay.

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How's she doing anyway?
Are you getting anywhere?

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- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I am.
- Oh.

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- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

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Um, it's, slowly, but it's, uh,

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- it's very, very interesting.
- Mm.

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- And really, really complex.
- Mm-hmm.

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Oh, my God, it's a heaping pile
of horseshit, isn't it?

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- I knew it.
- You did not know it. Shut up.

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- She's nuts, isn't she?
- She's not nuts.

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Uh-huh. God bless you,
you fucking bitch.

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You know, if you hadn't been
such a rat snake,

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I would've never stumbled
on Matilda Yunker.

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Who? You know what, don't tell me.
I don't want to know.

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Nanny.

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She killed five kids

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and then fed them to a donkey.

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This story's so good, it's going
to blow up the Internet.

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It is so unbelievably good

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that I'm not even pissed off
at you for breaking my award.

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That was a low move, by the way,

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even for you.

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Burgess.

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- Have fun with your donkey story.
- You're jealous.

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Fuck you.

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Fuck you, too.

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Ah. "I am born and then grow
without bound.

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I feed on the darkness
inside of hearts."

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Oh, well, hello to you, too.

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It's<i> Naruto: Shippuden.</i>

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It's like the sickest anime
of the 21st century.

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It's about this little boy

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who carries the spirit
of a nine-tailed fox.

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I've really been vibing
with that little ninja.

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So how's it been going?

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Yeah, uh, pretty good. Uh, pretty good.

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Yeah, but...

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But, um,

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- I've hit a little snag.
- What?

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No, did they move Laila
somewhere? You can't find her?

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No, no, no, no.

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Uh, no, it's-it's Wyatt's alibi.

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And it holds up.

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So, the-the tanning salon,

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and Gia, the owner, who is crazy
and threw a shoe at me,

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but, uh, yeah, it holds up, so...

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There's no fucking way. That place?

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I swear, it's like a meth lab
or something.

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- Yeah, no, I-I don't think so.
- Eh, you're right.

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It's probably some sick shit,
like human organ trafficking.

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That shit is crazy.

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I saw a documentary of it
once on YouTube...

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Hey, hey, hey, I need you to focus.

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- Okay? Okay.
- Oh, okay, okay, okay.

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It's a minor setback.

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Um... so what's our next move?

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Right, well, I-I-I wanted
to ask, just-just to ask,

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just to, uh, to cover all our bases.

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Yeah.

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Um, those 37 minutes
with the-the Slurpee...

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...is there anything at all
that you-you...

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What are you trying to say?

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Well, just maybe there's
something you don't remember.

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How am I supposed to remember
what I don't remember?

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Look, I'm just stuck.
I don't know where to go.

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You're stuck? I'm in prison.

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Yeah, I'm s... I just, I need...

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I need something more to work with.

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You-you get to one dead end

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and then suddenly I'm a murderer?

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No, that's not what I'm saying at all.

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- I'm here for you.
- And Laila.

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Yeah, and Laila. Yeah, of course.

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- Hi.
- Oh, my God.

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- Where have you been?
- I have been waiting.

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I have so much to tell you.

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It's Tuna.

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- What?
- Tuna.

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It's, uh, some guy's name.

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Who? Wh-Whose name?

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No, I-I dunno.

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It's some guy Wally and Wyatt
would talk about.

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I think they ran gear for him.

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And-and gear is guns?

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Shh! I don't know.

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See, Wally was tight-lipped about that.

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He said the less I knew the better.

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00:11:03,410 --> 00:11:05,700
What, all you know is Tuna?

255
00:11:08,070 --> 00:11:11,290
Okay, I just, I feel like
most people would think to say,

256
00:11:11,410 --> 00:11:14,010
"Huh. Tuna...
that's a weird name. Who is he?"

257
00:11:14,110 --> 00:11:15,450
Well, I didn't, okay?

258
00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:16,880
- Okay.
- Yeah.

259
00:11:18,050 --> 00:11:21,250
Oh, my God. That is really good stuff.

260
00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:22,810
The donkey was in the front yard,

261
00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,040
so I just took them
and I smashed them up

262
00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,750
- and I cut them into pieces.
- Good, good, good...

263
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:27,840
Okay, cool.

264
00:11:27,910 --> 00:11:29,700
Well, uh, I guess I'll-I'll just...

265
00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:32,370
- I'll go find Tuna then.
- Yeah, why don't you go do that.

266
00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:54,450
Hey there.

267
00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,040
You all right?

268
00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,330
Well, it depends.

269
00:11:58,450 --> 00:12:00,160
Do you know anybody named Tuna?

270
00:12:00,290 --> 00:12:03,370
Aw. It's so tough loving someone
on the inside.

271
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,950
I mean, I go through the same
roller coaster with my gal.

272
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,650
Oh, no, no, it's not...

273
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:10,540
- We're not romantically involved.
- Oh, I don't judge.

274
00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:13,910
We're all in the same boat. Right?

275
00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:16,660
- Patty, you're up.
- That's me.

276
00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:19,000
Hey... don't give up on her.

277
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,330
Really. She needs you.

278
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,330
And you might be all she's got.

279
00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:27,620
Blondie? With chips.

280
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:30,000
Actually, um, yeah.

281
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,410
Thanks.

282
00:12:31,540 --> 00:12:34,540
- Hey.
- Hey. Thanks.

283
00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:49,330
- Mm.
- What are you doing?

284
00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:52,750
Um, two seconds.
I'm trying to figure out...

285
00:12:52,870 --> 00:12:54,540
Oh...

286
00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:57,900
"Tuna Denver."
Oh, I like tuna casserole.

287
00:12:57,980 --> 00:12:59,480
- Baby... Shut up.
- Are you gonna start cooking?

288
00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:00,380
No.

289
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,120
What? I was working.

290
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:10,450
Well, I am... freshly showered.

291
00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:12,660
And I have one hour till
I have to go to work.

292
00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:14,500
Guess what I'm thinking.

293
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:15,870
Yeah.

294
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,500
Okay, wait.

295
00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:22,910
Okay.

296
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,330
- Guess what.
- What?

297
00:13:30,870 --> 00:13:33,790
I looked into a vasectomy
reversal today.

298
00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:35,790
What?

299
00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:38,950
Is this your idea of foreplay?

300
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,500
You want to know what I found?

301
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:44,120
Let me guess.

302
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:47,540
A vasectomy reversal is super easy,

303
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,660
- with no damage to your fertility.
- Exactly.

304
00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:54,290
Because only women bear
the true burden of procreation.

305
00:13:54,410 --> 00:13:56,160
- W...
- Got it. Nailed it.

306
00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:59,330
Actually, I found out that my insurance

307
00:13:59,450 --> 00:14:01,450
only covers it till
the end of the month,

308
00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:04,000
but... it's outpatient.

309
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:08,250
So, you know, I'd be in and out,

310
00:14:08,370 --> 00:14:09,950
like a root canal.

311
00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:14,750
You really want this, don't you?

312
00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:17,200
It never crosses your mind?

313
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:21,000
You never, ever,

314
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,790
ever think about us

315
00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:25,410
having a baby?

316
00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:27,290
Look, we chose not to.

317
00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:28,790
It's a perfectly good choice.

318
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,250
We don't need to feel bad
that we made it.

319
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,950
I've been happy.

320
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,790
- I've been happy, too.
- Okay, good.

321
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:44,120
It's just...

322
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,790
Is this about your mom?

323
00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:49,950
No. Please.

324
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,830
Because I...

325
00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:55,160
I think that you would make
a fantastic mother.

326
00:14:55,290 --> 00:14:56,290
Marco.

327
00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:59,080
I... I just don't want us
to be afraid, that's all.

328
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:02,250
Well, I'm not afraid. Okay?

329
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,290
Oh, shit.

330
00:15:05,410 --> 00:15:07,290
What?

331
00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:09,370
I can barely keep a fish alive.

332
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,330
What chance does a baby have?

333
00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:14,250
Oh, come on. W-Where you going?

334
00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:16,080
To get fish food.

335
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,700
Can we just stop getting fish?

336
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,080
Right up here you've got
your surface feeders,

337
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,870
your hatchetfish and gouramis.

338
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,910
And second level we've got
your barbs and your tetras;

339
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,100
the mid-level swimmers.

340
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:33,750
And the bottom you got
your plecos and your catfish.

341
00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:36,830
So, uh, what kind of beauty
have you got?

342
00:15:36,950 --> 00:15:40,580
Oh, well, my fish is a... it's a...

343
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,950
It's a red one.

344
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,830
Oh, well, it could be
a ruby red, a red tetra.

345
00:15:46,950 --> 00:15:49,750
- A rummy nose, cherry barb...
- Yeah, it's around this big.

346
00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:51,330
Oh, shit, lady, are you telling me

347
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,250
you got an Asian arowana?

348
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,870
I-I might have.

349
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,950
Yo, Petey, where you at, playboy?

350
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,870
- Hello?
- Stay right there.

351
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,250
Boys.
Went through the last batch already?

352
00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:05,290
You know my girl
Lucy's a straight beast.

353
00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:06,520
Well, you're in luck.

354
00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:08,090
- Seriously? Shit.
- The sheriffs brought in some fresh

355
00:16:08,190 --> 00:16:10,830
roadkill this afternoon. BRB.

356
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,580
Why don't we catch a movie
tonight instead?

357
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:17,160
A movie? Man, fuck that noise.

358
00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:19,790
I want to get an early night.
I got a big drop tomorrow,

359
00:16:19,910 --> 00:16:21,430
all the way out at Tuna's ranch.

360
00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:23,020
That shit's your problem, dude,
you know what I'm saying?

361
00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:25,140
I'm trying to go to Donna and
get a deluxe wax job tonight.

362
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,030
- On my dick.
- They don't do fucking strips

363
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,930
- small enough for you, man.
- Oh, shit.

364
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,500
Be right back with you
in a minute, miss.

365
00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:33,200
Miss? There's a pretty blond

366
00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:34,750
in the next aisle looking for fish food.

367
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,000
Oh. Oh, shit.

368
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,660
Here you go, boys. Four fresh legs.

369
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,500
Hooves come at no extra charge.

370
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:43,160
Oh, man, Lucy's about to lose
her goddamn mind on this one.

371
00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:45,750
So, it's, like...
It's like four legs, so...

372
00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:47,580
But it still costs the same
as one animal, right?

373
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:49,000
Same.

374
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,590
You gotta invite me over,
come see that dragon of yours.

375
00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:54,790
Oh, definitely, dude.
It's on like Donkey Kong.

376
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,250
Nice.

377
00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:58,250
What about Friday?

378
00:16:58,370 --> 00:17:00,290
I got... I'm doing, like...

379
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,870
I gotta go... I gotta go to
the grocery and shit on Friday,

380
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,620
so it's not like... It's kinda like

381
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:05,790
I got a bunch of stuff, so...

382
00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:07,790
Oh, you need a-a dragon sitter?

383
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,700
Yo, Tugboat!

384
00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:31,160
- I have to check my calendar.
- Or S-Saturday...

385
00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:32,750
Saturday I
got all kinds of stuff going on.

386
00:17:32,870 --> 00:17:34,500
Me, too. Me, too. Definitely.

387
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,000
Tugboat!

388
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,660
After 5:00 on weekdays or...?

389
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:38,830
I'm going out of town.
I got all this shit

390
00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:40,200
on Craigslist I got to pick up.

391
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:41,620
Well, you know, if you do need a sitter,

392
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,790
I'm fully certified, I took the course.

393
00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:45,290
I mean, I'm solid. I'll just leave a leg

394
00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:48,040
for the little... Yo, let's go, Spanky.

395
00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:53,000
Come on, Spanky and the Brain,
let's move.

396
00:18:04,370 --> 00:18:06,040
Yo, dude, be careful with that shit.

397
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,620
I don't want blood all over my jacket.

398
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:09,040
Come on, man,
I'm not trying to walk around

399
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,750
like a fucking maxi pad with sleeves.

400
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,250
I wouldn't worry about this

401
00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:45,950
cutting into your beauty rest too much.

402
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,450
What does it matter
how much beauty rest you get?

403
00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:48,770
You're so butt-ugly anyway.

404
00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:50,500
Fucking homeless cowboy.

405
00:19:03,950 --> 00:19:06,950
Christ, dude, that shit was,
like, insane.

406
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,620
Like... I don't got a fucking
drop left in the tank.

407
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:11,470
You know what I'm saying, my fucking
nuts look like raisins now, dude.

408
00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:14,670
Donna cleaned my shit,
you know what I'm saying?

409
00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:16,580
Yeah.

410
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,660
Hi, can I help you?

411
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:11,580
Hi.

412
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:14,290
Uh, yeah. I-I'd like to see Donna.

413
00:20:14,410 --> 00:20:15,790
Oh, Donna.

414
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,790
Um... do you have an appointment?

415
00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:19,120
No.

416
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,500
I-I'm sorry,

417
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,290
we don't do, uh, walk-ins
after 6:00 p.m., so...

418
00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:26,200
Oh, well, I'm a,
I'm a friend of Wyatt's.

419
00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:28,660
- Um, he-he recommended that I come.
- Wyatt?

420
00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:29,870
Yeah. Wyatt Plimpton.

421
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,040
I just saw him out front.
Such a funny guy.

422
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,700
- I love that guy. We go, we go way back.
- Uh-huh.

423
00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:36,950
He'd just be really devastated
if he found out

424
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,410
I couldn't get an appointment
with Donna, you know.

425
00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:42,620
Yeah. Um, sure. Yeah.

426
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,080
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Come on in.

427
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,870
Okay, great.

428
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,450
- Yeah.
- Thank you, though.

429
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,870
Whole bunch, yeah.

430
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,040
Oh, thank you.

431
00:20:52,410 --> 00:20:54,000
Thanks. Oh, wow.

432
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,950
It's so much bigger than
I thought it was gonna be.

433
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,120
Uh, thank you so much for fitting me in.

434
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,870
I, I know you're super busy.

435
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,040
You... oh, my God!

436
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,910
Oh, my God. Are you okay?

437
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,790
Yeah. No, I'm just, uh, sorry.

438
00:21:07,910 --> 00:21:09,700
Who are you?

439
00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:12,120
I'm Donna, silly.

440
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,950
Of course.

441
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,700
- Your shirt is off.
- Mm-hmm.

442
00:21:17,830 --> 00:21:19,450
That's kind of what
we're all about here.

443
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:20,790
Oh, right. Of course. Yeah.

444
00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:22,660
No, you just caught me off guard.

445
00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:25,160
That's okay. Why don't we just take this

446
00:21:25,290 --> 00:21:26,500
stuffy little turtleneck

447
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,040
- off of you? No?
- Oh, no, no, no. I'm okay.

448
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,040
No, no, no. No.

449
00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:31,700
I'm okay.

450
00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:33,200
So what are you doing here, then?

451
00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:36,370
I'm-I'm just looking
for something relaxing

452
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,870
and, um, and gentle and...

453
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,830
- non-invasive.
- Okay. Don't worry, baby.

454
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,650
Just... Okay, sit down. Sit down.

455
00:21:45,730 --> 00:21:47,400
Here? Okay.

456
00:21:47,490 --> 00:21:49,790
I know just the thing.

457
00:21:49,910 --> 00:21:52,580
- Oh. Okay. All right.
- Yeah? All right.

458
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,660
- Awesome.
- Take these off.

459
00:21:54,790 --> 00:21:56,410
That's coming off? Thank you so much.

460
00:21:58,790 --> 00:22:00,330
Okay. Yay.

461
00:22:00,450 --> 00:22:02,290
- Yeah.
- Pulling off my sock?

462
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:05,620
Okay.

463
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,430
- Yes?
- Okay, relax.

464
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,000
Close your eyes.

465
00:22:15,450 --> 00:22:19,000
Oh, God! Oh, my God,
that-that's, that's really nice.

466
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,910
That's quite far
into your mouth, isn't it?

467
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:22,910
Ah...

468
00:22:24,580 --> 00:22:29,160
Uh, so, Donna,
Wyatt comes here a lot, huh?

469
00:22:29,290 --> 00:22:30,830
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah?

470
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:32,580
And...

471
00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:35,450
yeah, so you must, you must
know him pretty well now.

472
00:22:35,580 --> 00:22:37,040
Oh, yeah, yeah.

473
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,370
Um...

474
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,120
Did you shower today?

475
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:42,250
I mean, early this morning.

476
00:22:42,370 --> 00:22:45,120
Okay, yeah. Um, why don't...

477
00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:48,040
why don't we just
move up here, you know?

478
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,620
Uh... you know, actually,

479
00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:52,580
could-could-could you do this foot?

480
00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:55,120
Yeah.

481
00:22:58,700 --> 00:22:59,750
That's my favorite.

482
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,500
So tell me, did you ever meet

483
00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:06,000
Wyatt's brother Wallace at all?

484
00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:08,750
Did you?

485
00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:10,330
I mean, no, not-not really.

486
00:23:10,450 --> 00:23:12,500
I only heard really good things.

487
00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:14,080
I-I just wish I'd had the chance

488
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,750
to, you know, get to know him better.

489
00:23:16,870 --> 00:23:20,290
Mm-hmm, yeah.

490
00:23:20,410 --> 00:23:21,790
Yeah.

491
00:23:21,910 --> 00:23:24,290
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.

492
00:23:24,410 --> 00:23:26,950
Just, um, lay back, yeah.

493
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,910
Tonight's all about you, so...

494
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,080
Mmm, mmm.

495
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,040
I mean, I did see a photo
of him at Wyatt's place.

496
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,730
God, he was, he was...
he was really hot.

497
00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:41,080
Yeah.

498
00:23:41,590 --> 00:23:43,470
Oh, hey, hey. Shh.

499
00:23:43,580 --> 00:23:45,950
Are you okay?

500
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:49,790
Oh... Oh, Donna. Shh.

501
00:23:49,910 --> 00:23:51,450
It's okay. It's okay.

502
00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:53,370
I loved him.

503
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:54,750
Wait. Who? Wallace?

504
00:23:54,870 --> 00:23:57,250
Yeah, and he loved me.

505
00:23:57,370 --> 00:24:00,700
He told me so all the time.

506
00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:03,370
He said he was gonna leave his wife.

507
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,910
Oh, God, no. I'm sorry.

508
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,330
You know, it wasn't just
about sex with Wally.

509
00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:10,750
You know, we talked a lot.

510
00:24:10,870 --> 00:24:12,410
Once for a whole hour.

511
00:24:12,540 --> 00:24:13,830
Have you ever done that?
Talked for an hour?

512
00:24:13,950 --> 00:24:16,290
Not through texts or snaps or anything.

513
00:24:16,410 --> 00:24:20,370
Yeah, you guys must have had a
really special connection, huh?

514
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,950
- We did.
- Yeah.

515
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,700
You know, the last time I saw him,

516
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:26,660
he asked me to do backing vocals

517
00:24:26,790 --> 00:24:31,910
on his EP, because he wanted
the world to hear me sing.

518
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,250
And then bam! She killed him.

519
00:24:35,370 --> 00:24:38,540
And there's been no one
to talk to about it.

520
00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:40,580
I mean, what am I gonna say
to my boyfriend?

521
00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:42,200
"Hey, do you remember
that client of mine

522
00:24:42,330 --> 00:24:44,120
"that I used to fuck all the time?

523
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:47,700
Well, I loved him, and now he's dead."

524
00:24:47,830 --> 00:24:50,540
No, no, of course you can't say that.

525
00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:52,830
But you can talk to me.

526
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:56,750
No texts or snaps or...
J-Just the real thing.

527
00:24:58,950 --> 00:25:02,450
What about, what about Wyatt?
C-Can you talk to him?

528
00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:04,870
Um...

529
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,540
he doesn't like it
when I talk about Wally.

530
00:25:07,660 --> 00:25:10,370
Oh, he's jealous.

531
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:11,870
Yeah.

532
00:25:13,790 --> 00:25:15,370
Hey, Donna,

533
00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:18,450
how long can Wyatt go for?

534
00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:21,370
Like, t-two hours?

535
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,500
Two hours?

536
00:25:27,370 --> 00:25:30,160
Oh, you're so sweet,
trying to cheer me up.

537
00:25:30,290 --> 00:25:33,330
Oh, two hours? Oh, thank you.

538
00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:36,370
No, no, no, no. Thank you. Thank you.

539
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:41,950
You want me to lick your nipples?

540
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:46,540
Uh, no, no.

541
00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:49,750
But next time for sure.

542
00:25:49,870 --> 00:25:50,750
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

543
00:25:50,870 --> 00:25:52,200
- Okay.
- Okay.

544
00:25:57,660 --> 00:25:59,700
<i>Hey, hon, it's me.</i>

545
00:25:59,830 --> 00:26:02,790
<i>I'm still at work,
but I've been thinking</i>

546
00:26:02,910 --> 00:26:04,950
<i>about our conversation,</i>

547
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,660
<i>and I know if we do this,
try for a baby,</i>

548
00:26:07,790 --> 00:26:08,830
<i>it won't be easy.</i>

549
00:26:08,950 --> 00:26:11,540
<i>But tonight a great snowy owl</i>

550
00:26:11,660 --> 00:26:12,620
<i>flew over my head</i>

551
00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:15,000
<i>and stopped on a spruce branch.</i>

552
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:17,370
<i>And then that owl and I
stared at each other</i>

553
00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:19,200
<i>- for ten minutes.
</i>-Great.

554
00:26:19,330 --> 00:26:21,490
<i>And I remembered this story.</i>

555
00:26:21,590 --> 00:26:23,410
<i>See, there's this couple I know,</i>

556
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,370
<i>and all they wanted was a family.</i>

557
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:28,290
<i>But every doctor they saw
told them it was impossible.</i>

558
00:26:28,410 --> 00:26:31,250
<i>And so they adopted
a beautiful baby girl,</i>

559
00:26:31,370 --> 00:26:33,910
<i>and life was sweet and happy.</i>

560
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,870
<i>And then, two years later,</i>

561
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,910
<i>once they'd stopped trying,
once they'd stop believing,</i>

562
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:42,790
<i>they got pregnant with a miracle baby.</i>

563
00:26:42,910 --> 00:26:45,910
<i>- And that miracle baby...
</i>-And that miracle baby...

564
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,500
<i>- was me.
</i>-was me.

565
00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:51,830
<i>All that to say I, I-I just
don't think we should give up.</i>

566
00:26:51,950 --> 00:26:53,540
Oh, come on.

567
00:26:53,660 --> 00:26:57,080
<i>God is out there, and when
she closes a door,</i>

568
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,830
<i>she opens a window.</i>

569
00:27:00,950 --> 00:27:02,410
Oh, God!

570
00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:03,830
Oh, shit.

571
00:27:03,950 --> 00:27:05,950
<i>Miracles can happen.</i>

572
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,620
<i>Man, thinking about
making a baby with you</i>

573
00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:12,160
<i>is giving me a raging hardon.</i>

574
00:27:12,290 --> 00:27:15,500
<i>So you put on those sexy boots
I like, you hot pagan slut.</i>

575
00:27:15,620 --> 00:27:17,160
<i>- Daddy'll be home soon...</i>

576
00:27:17,290 --> 00:27:18,830
Fucking hell.