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: Your grandfather ‐‐

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he accidentally opened
some sort of gateway.

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PHIL: Place is at least
a 100 years old

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and there's nothing
on it prior to 1987.

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‐ What, you don't believe
in soulmates, either?

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ZOOEY: Kyle Sommer.

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Started taking oxy
to handle the pain.

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‐ He was dead by summer.
‐ This haunted‐house,

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demon stuff is really
a leap for me.

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KAMALA: Can you still
do the things?

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( Bass hit )

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Only when I absolutely have to.

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♪ Mysterious music ♪

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AUGUST (VO): The Donovan house.

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A riddle wrapped in an enigma

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( Thunder rumbles )

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ever since Luke's mother
walked in all those years ago

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and disappeared
into the wind.

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We thought we knew its secrets

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and understood
its power over us.

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( Flames whoosh )

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We thought we battled
its demons and fought them,

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at the very least...

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( Screech )

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to a draw

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and that by sealing
the portal in the basement,

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we had sealed our victory.

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( scanning equipment noise )

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We believed the Donovan house
had been reduced

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to a curiosity,

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an object of study and wonder.

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Fascinating,

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metaphysically complex,

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yet ultimately harmless.

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( Roar )

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( Luke hits ground )

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♪ Ethereal music ♪

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And now I find myself
in a very dark place,

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♪ Opening Theme ♪

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made even darker

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by how wrong we were.

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( Man screams )

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( Birds chirping )

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( High‐heeled
footsteps on wood )

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♪ Emotional music ♪

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‐ MEGAN: Hey.

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Luke?

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( Inhale )

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Let me see your eyes.

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( Megan chuckles )

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‐ Still two of 'em?

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‐ No, your pupils look okay.

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How do you feel?

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‐ Sore.

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( small groan )

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Technicolor headache.

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‐ Well, officially,
you have a concussion,

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two cracked ribs
and a lot of bruising.

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What do you remember
from last night?

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‐ I remember an
express‐lane wedding.

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‐ Hm.

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‐ Remember getting
a message from August.

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Where's August?
Did we find him?

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‐ No. It's only been
a few hours.

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The others are
looking for him.

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( Sigh )

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I, uh, think they're
going back to the house.

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‐ You tell them
not to use the front door.

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‐ PHIL: One thing
we're not gonna do

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is use the front door.

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‐ There's gotta
be another way in.

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‐ Well, there's
a back door,

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but I'm not sure the results
will be any different.

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That place spit Luke out
like a watermelon seed.

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‐ He's still
not answering.

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He could be hurt!
Or worse.

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‐ Keep a good thought, Z.

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‐ Come on, this is August
that we're talking about!

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We can't just sit here
and do nothing!

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‐ Do we have plans
to the house?

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A house that big and only
a few ways in and out?

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‐ That's the way they
made them back then.

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Hm.

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‐ What?

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‐ I just thought
of an idea.

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I gotta head back
to the Hall of Records.

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‐ Hurry!

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Please.

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‐ Meanwhile, let's just
not do anything dumb.

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( Papers rustling )

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♪ Mysterious music ♪

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( Car door opens )

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( Car door closes )

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( Running up steps )

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‐ MEGAN: There's a
back door off the kitchen.

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‐ No way into the cellar
from outside?

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‐ Nothing that I know of.

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( Sigh )

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Susan,

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can I ask you
something?

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I mean, you're a
rational person, right?

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‐ I used to be.

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‐ Does all of this
ever get to you?

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I mean,

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until a little while ago,
I didn't believe in anything

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that wasn't
empirically true,

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that couldn't be proven
under laboratory conditions.

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The things I've seen
these past few months

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feel like one big
hallucination:

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a fever dream.

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And I have these moments
where I wonder

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if it's...

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just not time to...

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‐ Time to wake up?

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‐ You shouldn't be up.
( Sighs )

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‐ Any word from August?

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‐ Those last texts
from August...

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‐ Where's my phone?

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‐ No. I'll get it, hm?

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‐ Are you okay?

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♪ Gentle music ♪

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‐ I'm fine.

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I'm just really worried
about August.

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‐ I think we should
call the police.

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He's a missing person.

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‐ And tell them what, Susan?

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Best case scenario:
they think we're all insane.

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Worst case: a cop tries to go in
that front door

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and gets what I got.

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Then you got SWAT teams,
you got helicopters‐‐

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they bust in and they find
nothing inside.

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Then we are insane.

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Either way, it ends
with us in restraints

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talking to a
forensic psychologist,

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eating tapioca
with soft utensils.

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( Bass hit )

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‐ KYLE: Zooey...

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Stay out!
Stay out!

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‐ Kyle?

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‐ SUSAN: Okay, no, I don't know
what Zooey's up to.

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‐ Okay, well see
if you can find her

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and we'll all circle back
to the office.

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I think I found a way
into the house.

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Hey, um, put Luke on,
would you?

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‐ Hey.

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‐ How are you?

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‐ Oh, moving slowly.

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‐ Hey, uh...

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I need to talk to you
about something I found

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when I was looking through all
those birth and death records.

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‐ Could it wait until
after we find August?

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‐ I think you're going to
want to see this.

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I will email you the files.

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‐ Okay.

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Whatever.

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Just find August.
Nothing else matters.

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‐ And you're
sure it was...?

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‐ Kyle? Yeah.

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♪ Emotional music ♪

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He had the same cut on his chin
and he was wearing

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the red letterman's jacket
that we buried him in.

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He told me to stay out.

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‐ So,

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on that subject...

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I never did find anything
on the Donovan place.

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It, uh...

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Lives in the
land of dreams.

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But...

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( Whoosh )

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Meet the Hendersons.

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They're 160 yards away
from the Donovan place

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on the site of a
torn‐down carriage house

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whose floor plan is on file.

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And it indicates...

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( Whoosh )

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A tunnel.

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‐ ZOOEY: So, what are we
gonna tell this guy?

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‐ We're gonna need some
weapons‐grade bullshit.

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‐ Watch and learn.

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♪ Mischievous music ♪

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♪ Doorbell ♪

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Mr. Henderson?

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‐ Yeah?

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‐ My name is Susan Ireland,
Mr. Henderson.

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These are my associates,
Ms. L'Enfant and Mr. Orley.

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We're with The Roman Agency.

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We're a specialty real estate
brokerage and we have a client

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who is very interested
in your house.

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‐ This place?

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‐ Our client has some
rather strict criteria,

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so if we could come in
and do a quick assessment,

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we can get the ball rolling.

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‐ No. I'm not interested.

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‐ Our client is very‐‐

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‐ Look, I'm getting ready
to leave for the weekend.

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I'm‐I'm not interested
in selling.

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‐ Mr. Henderson,

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if you look at the back
of my business card,

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you'll find a number that
represents our client's

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initial offer.

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Perhaps we can start
with the basement?

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I love what you've done
down here.

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‐ Way to not chase
those trends.

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‐ Uh, so I, uh,
called my neighbor,

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Miss Donovan,
as you suggested.

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She said I can
trust you.

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‐ Good to hear.

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‐ Look, I, uh, really gotta go.

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Uh, make sure to lock up
the door when you leave.

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‐ Ah, Mr. Henderson!
Before you go...

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You haven't noticed anything
unusual over the past few weeks?

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‐ Unusual? How?

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‐ Noises. Lights.

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Sudden variations
in temperature.

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A feeling of general anxiety?

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‐ No. None of that stuff.

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( Chuckles )

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There was a bunch of
dead‐eyed kids

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playing Red Rover
in the hallway last night.

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Might wanna not mention that
to your client.

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( Awkward chuckle )

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‐ So, he usually keeps
all the good stuff on him, but

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August does keep
a go‐bag as backup.

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‐ Okay, let's see:
the Donovan house is

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that‐a‐way, so maybe

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this wall?

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Or‐or maybe that one?

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‐ That one.

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( Hollow knocking )

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No, this is just drywall.

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I could call Anthony.

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I'm pretty sure he's got the
right tools for this and that‐‐

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‐ Zooey, I wouldn't do that!
‐ Shh!

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( Thud )

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‐ Never talk during
somebody's backswing.

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( Grunt )

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♪ Ethereal music ♪

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♪ Mysterious music ♪

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( Footsteps approaching )

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‐ God, you're a
terrible patient.

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( Laughs )

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‐ I'm feeling better.
I can't just lie there.

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‐ I can't miss this lab.

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Are you‐‐ are you sure
you're going to be all right?

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‐ I'm fine.

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♪ Tender music ♪

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Hey, thanks for
taking care of me.

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And for putting in a good word
with that Henderson guy.

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What?

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‐ Luke,

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would it be o‐‐

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Will you be okay if I
stayed at my place tonight?

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‐ Sure.

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Whatever works.

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‐ I'm going to be really busy
over the next few weeks.

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Getting ready to apply to
residencies and all.

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‐ That's gonna be
really exciting.

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I guess...

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I guess maybe you'll see me
if you have time.

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You know where I am.

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♪ Emotional music ♪

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‐ Let me know
when you find August?

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‐ SUSAN: This isn't so bad.

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‐ ZOOEY: How'd you even
know this was down here?

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00:12:11,395 --> 00:12:13,099
‐ PHIL: During prohibition,
some bootleggers would link

266
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:14,903
their main residence
to the carriage house

267
00:12:14,903 --> 00:12:16,171
by underground tunnels.

268
00:12:16,171 --> 00:12:17,975
Made it easier
to move merchandise...

269
00:12:17,975 --> 00:12:19,712
( Bass hit )

270
00:12:19,979 --> 00:12:21,716
Did you hear that?

271
00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:23,486
‐ Someone's a little tense.

272
00:12:23,486 --> 00:12:24,956
‐ I'm vigilant.

273
00:12:24,956 --> 00:12:26,392
‐ Okay, so,
then you're jumpy.

274
00:12:26,392 --> 00:12:27,795
‐ I'm alert.
‐ Cut it out.

275
00:12:27,795 --> 00:12:28,396
‐ Well, she started it.

276
00:12:28,396 --> 00:12:30,033
‐ Well, I'm finishing it.

277
00:12:31,201 --> 00:12:33,172
( Eerie sounds and howls )

278
00:12:34,876 --> 00:12:36,145
( Knock )

279
00:12:37,013 --> 00:12:38,784
‐ PHIL: Ah...

280
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:45,263
‐ ZOOEY: Okay, time to move
a little faster now.

281
00:12:48,537 --> 00:12:50,507
( Groans, whispers and howls )

282
00:12:59,057 --> 00:13:00,794
( Keyboard click )

283
00:13:03,132 --> 00:13:04,836
♪ Light music ♪

284
00:13:12,484 --> 00:13:14,054
♪ Curious music ♪

285
00:13:22,571 --> 00:13:24,041
‐ ZOOEY: How much further?

286
00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:25,911
‐ PHIL: I don't know.
50 yards?

287
00:13:25,911 --> 00:13:29,051
‐ ZOOEY: And what if there's
a locked door at the end?

288
00:13:29,051 --> 00:13:30,821
( Scream )

289
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,104
( Car turns off )

290
00:13:43,547 --> 00:13:45,116
♪ Dramatic music ♪

291
00:13:47,955 --> 00:13:50,093
( Bass hit and
high‐pitched ring )

292
00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:53,099
( Whispering voices )

293
00:13:56,573 --> 00:13:58,142
MALE VOICE:
I know you can hear me.

294
00:13:58,142 --> 00:14:00,013
FEMALE VOICE:
I don't think so.

295
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,549
( Multiple overlapping voices )

296
00:14:04,287 --> 00:14:06,191
‐ Knock it off.

297
00:14:06,191 --> 00:14:07,895
( Voices recede )

298
00:14:11,603 --> 00:14:13,940
( Footfalls on steps
and porch )

299
00:14:24,327 --> 00:14:26,031
( Door creaks )

300
00:14:31,876 --> 00:14:33,245
♪ Suspenseful music ♪

301
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,054
♪ Ethereal music ♪

302
00:15:20,707 --> 00:15:22,277
‐ HOUSE: This night

303
00:15:24,949 --> 00:15:27,688
has been a very long time
in the making.

304
00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:30,159
‐ Who are you?

305
00:15:30,594 --> 00:15:32,130
‐ I am the house.

306
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,134
The house is me.

307
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,121
‐ ZOOEY: Who are those guys?
‐ PHIL: Spirits of the house
and they look pissed.

308
00:15:44,121 --> 00:15:45,524
‐ ZOOEY: Do you think
they're going to hurt us?

309
00:15:45,524 --> 00:15:47,427
‐ Gee, should we ask 'em?

310
00:15:47,427 --> 00:15:49,030
( Panting )

311
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:50,667
August's glasses ‐‐
where are they?

312
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:53,205
‐ Shit! I dropped them
in the tunnel!

313
00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:57,147
‐ Okay, we should
split up and find August.

314
00:15:57,147 --> 00:15:58,249
‐ Oh, yeah.

315
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,554
Splitting up 'cause that
works so well in the movies!

316
00:16:00,554 --> 00:16:02,056
‐ Well, we could stay
clustered together

317
00:16:02,056 --> 00:16:03,560
like little kids
playing soccer,

318
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,463
but it'll take three times
longer to find him.

319
00:16:05,463 --> 00:16:07,000
‐ Okay.

320
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,435
Okay, we split up.

321
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,437
( Panting )

322
00:16:09,437 --> 00:16:11,643
You still remember
those last rites?

323
00:16:13,547 --> 00:16:14,682
‐ I know this basement
pretty well,

324
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,051
so I'll poke around
down here.

325
00:16:16,051 --> 00:16:17,588
‐ I'll check
the main level.

326
00:16:17,588 --> 00:16:19,057
‐ I'll get upstairs.

327
00:16:19,057 --> 00:16:20,092
We meet back here
in 15 minutes?

328
00:16:20,092 --> 00:16:21,061
‐ PHIL: Mm‐hm.

329
00:16:21,061 --> 00:16:22,598
‐ SUSAN: Okay.

330
00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:24,201
( Footsteps away )

331
00:16:24,201 --> 00:16:25,604
( Growl )

332
00:16:25,604 --> 00:16:27,173
‐ ZOOEY: Ooh!

333
00:16:30,046 --> 00:16:32,585
‐ HOUSE: The portal
was here before the house.

334
00:16:32,585 --> 00:16:34,522
Before history.

335
00:16:34,522 --> 00:16:37,460
And when the house was built,
the portal remained.

336
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:41,769
‐ I thought it was
a way into the world.

337
00:16:41,769 --> 00:16:43,707
But I was wrong, wasn't I?

338
00:16:44,074 --> 00:16:45,577
It's a way out.

339
00:16:45,777 --> 00:16:47,480
And when we closed it‐‐

340
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,117
‐ When you closed it,

341
00:16:49,117 --> 00:16:52,123
all those poor souls just

342
00:16:52,123 --> 00:16:54,762
lingered on here.

343
00:16:54,762 --> 00:16:56,465
Their presence

344
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,603
gave me a power

345
00:16:58,603 --> 00:17:01,609
beyond what I had ever
imagined before.

346
00:17:02,243 --> 00:17:03,747
They created chaos.

347
00:17:05,116 --> 00:17:06,619
I adore chaos.

348
00:17:06,619 --> 00:17:09,525
And emotion, love, sadness,

349
00:17:09,525 --> 00:17:11,228
longing, regret.

350
00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:14,134
I feast on them.

351
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,604
( Deep bass rumble )

352
00:17:15,804 --> 00:17:17,473
‐ Darla?

353
00:17:17,473 --> 00:17:18,777
‐ Hello, Augie.

354
00:17:20,747 --> 00:17:22,250
‐ Darla, I...

355
00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:26,626
Is it you?

356
00:17:26,626 --> 00:17:28,162
♪ Tender music ♪

357
00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:30,099
Are you really‐‐?

358
00:17:30,099 --> 00:17:31,803
‐ What happened
to your hair?

359
00:17:32,805 --> 00:17:34,542
‐ Time.

360
00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:36,111
‐ Not long ago...

361
00:17:37,715 --> 00:17:40,253
Not long at all,
by my time reckoning,

362
00:17:41,188 --> 00:17:44,160
I received
a very special visitor

363
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,265
and I think
she has your eyes.

364
00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:50,106
‐ You two talking
about little old me?

365
00:17:55,517 --> 00:17:56,819
Lucas.

366
00:17:58,556 --> 00:18:00,527
Looks like
you have an owie.

367
00:18:01,529 --> 00:18:03,098
‐ Yeah?

368
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,570
Well, if I'm so special,

369
00:18:05,570 --> 00:18:08,275
why'd you punt me off
the front porch last night?

370
00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:09,812
‐ Your...

371
00:18:09,812 --> 00:18:11,315
gifts

372
00:18:11,616 --> 00:18:13,553
make you a somewhat
unpredictable adversary.

373
00:18:14,722 --> 00:18:18,596
I feel much safer in the house
today with all your friends.

374
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:21,803
‐ If you hurt them,
I swear to God‐‐!

375
00:18:21,803 --> 00:18:23,238
‐ Relax.

376
00:18:23,238 --> 00:18:24,742
They're all enjoying

377
00:18:24,742 --> 00:18:26,679
lovely little
reunions of their own,

378
00:18:27,581 --> 00:18:29,150
inspired by yours.

379
00:18:29,752 --> 00:18:32,290
I can only hope
they'll all be as...

380
00:18:33,158 --> 00:18:34,695
Complicated.

381
00:18:40,841 --> 00:18:42,410
♪ "Oh, Susanna"
whistled ♪

382
00:19:08,863 --> 00:19:10,433
( Whistling continues )

383
00:19:14,942 --> 00:19:16,211
‐ Daddy?

384
00:19:16,211 --> 00:19:17,915
‐ First of all, don't ask
the obvious question,

385
00:19:17,915 --> 00:19:19,618
the question I would ask
if I were you.

386
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,622
I have no idea why I'm here.

387
00:19:21,622 --> 00:19:23,660
I mean, where are we?
Clearly not the pages of

388
00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:25,196
Architectural Digest.

389
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,803
♪ Emotional music ♪

390
00:19:28,803 --> 00:19:30,874
Okay, perfectly understandable.
I'll just...

391
00:19:30,874 --> 00:19:33,245
wait a second while
you gather yourself.

392
00:19:33,245 --> 00:19:34,915
By the way,
you look fabulous.

393
00:19:34,915 --> 00:19:36,084
Those cheekbones.

394
00:19:36,084 --> 00:19:38,255
I see a bit of your mother
in there, but it's mostly me.

395
00:19:38,255 --> 00:19:39,825
You're welcome.

396
00:19:39,825 --> 00:19:41,395
‐ Daddy.

397
00:19:41,395 --> 00:19:42,898
♪ Music swells ♪

398
00:19:53,285 --> 00:19:54,789
‐ August?

399
00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:03,773
‐ Padre Felipe.

400
00:20:05,711 --> 00:20:06,979
‐ Father Diaz?

401
00:20:06,979 --> 00:20:08,683
‐ Ola. ¿Cómo estás?

402
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:14,829
♪ Emotional music continues ♪

403
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,937
‐ You never said goodbye.

404
00:20:39,411 --> 00:20:42,518
‐ If I had known
how little time we'd have,

405
00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:45,957
I would have spent
every minute with you.

406
00:20:46,358 --> 00:20:49,431
‐ When we were married,
all those years ago,

407
00:20:49,431 --> 00:20:54,340
I seem to recall something about
"until death do us part."

408
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,877
‐ What can I say?

409
00:20:56,746 --> 00:20:58,550
I meet a woman my age,

410
00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:02,991
someone perfectly nice, even

411
00:21:02,991 --> 00:21:04,995
someone to whom

412
00:21:04,995 --> 00:21:06,498
I'm mildly attracted and...

413
00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:09,839
and I quickly realize
they are...

414
00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:13,345
merely a faint reflection
of you.

415
00:21:15,449 --> 00:21:16,986
‐ You're haunted.

416
00:21:18,355 --> 00:21:21,461
‐ We try not to use
that word around here.

417
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:27,039
‐ Trying to figure out
if you're real, or

418
00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:29,043
something the house
conjured up, or, uh‐‐

419
00:21:29,043 --> 00:21:30,747
‐ Ah, Felipe.

420
00:21:31,481 --> 00:21:33,385
When did you
become so cynical?

421
00:21:36,057 --> 00:21:37,761
‐ Father Diaz?

422
00:21:37,761 --> 00:21:38,663
‐ Oh!

423
00:21:38,663 --> 00:21:40,399
It was perhaps when you
turned your back

424
00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:42,336
on the church
that raised you.

425
00:21:42,771 --> 00:21:44,007
‐ Oh, no, you got things
mixed up, Padre.

426
00:21:44,007 --> 00:21:45,744
It was the other way around.

427
00:21:45,744 --> 00:21:47,046
‐ Ah, mierda.

428
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:50,921
‐ I could on...
I could only do so‐‐

429
00:21:50,921 --> 00:21:52,524
‐ Oh, please!

430
00:21:52,524 --> 00:21:54,762
Spare me your tired,
self‐righteous

431
00:21:54,762 --> 00:21:58,068
"Oh, the church didn't like me
because I like men" rhetoric.

432
00:22:00,105 --> 00:22:03,378
If recent history
teaches us anything,

433
00:22:03,378 --> 00:22:06,519
it is that perversion is not
exclusionary to the calling.

434
00:22:08,055 --> 00:22:09,792
‐ Pardon...

435
00:22:09,792 --> 00:22:11,361
Pardon me?

436
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,469
Perversion?

437
00:22:18,943 --> 00:22:20,914
‐ LUKE: These reunions,
they're real?

438
00:22:20,914 --> 00:22:22,450
‐ HOUSE: Aren't they wonderful?

439
00:22:22,450 --> 00:22:24,420
I now realize
that some of our

440
00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:27,059
worst fears are not about

441
00:22:27,794 --> 00:22:29,532
hell beasts and nightmares.

442
00:22:29,532 --> 00:22:31,101
No!

443
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:34,842
They're centered on
the ones we loved and lost.

444
00:22:35,544 --> 00:22:37,046
Did we fail them?

445
00:22:37,413 --> 00:22:38,950
Disappoint them?

446
00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:40,654
Will we ever love again?

447
00:22:42,023 --> 00:22:44,595
And worst of all:

448
00:22:44,595 --> 00:22:47,568
were we ever really loved
in the first place?

449
00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:50,540
‐ I thought you
were mad at me.

450
00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:51,542
( Chuckles )

451
00:22:51,542 --> 00:22:53,980
‐ Why would I
be mad at you?

452
00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:56,117
‐ We had that
massive fight,

453
00:22:56,117 --> 00:22:57,821
remember?

454
00:22:57,821 --> 00:22:59,858
‐ Oh, I don't think I do.

455
00:22:59,858 --> 00:23:01,127
‐ About school.

456
00:23:01,127 --> 00:23:02,831
I wanted to

457
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,870
switch my major
from business administration

458
00:23:05,870 --> 00:23:07,473
to art history

459
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:09,177
and you said I was...

460
00:23:09,177 --> 00:23:11,549
‐ Oh, god.
What did I say?

461
00:23:12,884 --> 00:23:14,187
‐ You said I was

462
00:23:14,187 --> 00:23:16,157
"an overprivileged,

463
00:23:16,157 --> 00:23:18,495
crunchy granola candy‐ass."

464
00:23:18,495 --> 00:23:21,034
‐ Yeah, that kind of
sounds like me.

465
00:23:21,034 --> 00:23:23,472
‐ And I got mad
and I called you

466
00:23:23,472 --> 00:23:25,977
a cold, grasping capitalist
corporate asshole.

467
00:23:27,446 --> 00:23:29,150
‐ Not inaccurate, but ow.

468
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,991
‐ And then I
hung up on you.

469
00:23:34,595 --> 00:23:36,131
And then the next day...

470
00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:40,439
‐ Wh‐what happened
next day?

471
00:23:41,174 --> 00:23:44,147
‐ You had a massive
cerebral hemorrhage.

472
00:23:44,648 --> 00:23:46,151
‐ Oh.

473
00:23:47,086 --> 00:23:48,623
Must have
slipped my mind.

474
00:23:48,623 --> 00:23:50,159
Ba‐dum‐bum.

475
00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:51,896
♪ Emotional music ♪

476
00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:56,171
‐ Looking for my friend.
Maybe you've seen him?

477
00:23:56,171 --> 00:23:57,874
Tall, bald,
got a beard.

478
00:23:58,610 --> 00:24:00,513
‐ Yeah. He's
in the basement.

479
00:24:00,947 --> 00:24:03,051
‐ He wasn't there.
I was just there.

480
00:24:03,051 --> 00:24:04,622
‐ He is now.

481
00:24:04,622 --> 00:24:06,626
The house is
always changing,

482
00:24:06,626 --> 00:24:08,462
moving things around.

483
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,034
‐ You never called.

484
00:24:12,638 --> 00:24:14,742
Or emailed
or sent a text.

485
00:24:16,912 --> 00:24:18,516
You just

486
00:24:18,516 --> 00:24:20,654
blinked out like a
Christmas light, or‐‐

487
00:24:22,524 --> 00:24:24,027
a dead star.

488
00:24:24,260 --> 00:24:26,031
‐ I had problems.

489
00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:27,768
‐ We had a plan.

490
00:24:29,972 --> 00:24:32,076
I was going to go first,
you were gonna work for a year

491
00:24:32,076 --> 00:24:34,213
and then you were
supposed to follow.

492
00:24:34,213 --> 00:24:35,917
( Gasps )

493
00:24:36,952 --> 00:24:38,523
‐ Things went wrong.

494
00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:42,564
‐ I should never
have gone without you.

495
00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:44,067
‐ Bullshit.

496
00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:46,672
You had a
scholarship.

497
00:24:48,175 --> 00:24:51,081
You had brains!
Ambition, direction.

498
00:24:51,982 --> 00:24:53,553
‐ You were brilliant!

499
00:24:54,253 --> 00:24:55,957
‐ Oh, yeah.

500
00:24:55,957 --> 00:24:57,994
Getting hooked on Oxy
and falling off a roof.

501
00:24:57,994 --> 00:24:59,565
That was some real...

502
00:24:59,565 --> 00:25:01,267
four‐dimensional chess
I was playing there.

503
00:25:02,604 --> 00:25:04,742
‐ I should never
have left you.

504
00:25:05,577 --> 00:25:07,079
‐ HOUSE: Ahh.

505
00:25:07,514 --> 00:25:10,720
I've learned a lot
from you, my dear.

506
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,960
You taught me that fear
flashes bright

507
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,262
and fades quickly.

508
00:25:17,033 --> 00:25:19,237
But despair...

509
00:25:19,237 --> 00:25:22,243
Despair is a slow and

510
00:25:22,243 --> 00:25:23,746
painful burn.

511
00:25:24,581 --> 00:25:26,552
‐ I have to go now.

512
00:25:26,752 --> 00:25:28,990
‐ Why?

513
00:25:28,990 --> 00:25:30,593
Can't you stay longer?
I want more time.

514
00:25:30,593 --> 00:25:31,762
We deserve more time‐‐

515
00:25:31,762 --> 00:25:33,265
‐ "Flowers shall grow,

516
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,570
and I am in them,

517
00:25:36,304 --> 00:25:37,974
and that is

518
00:25:37,974 --> 00:25:39,545
eternity."

519
00:25:40,112 --> 00:25:41,749
‐ BOTH: Edvard Munch.

520
00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:43,251
( Quiet whoosh )

521
00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:48,128
‐ Hey. Hey!

522
00:25:48,128 --> 00:25:50,332
Couple of cross words
doesn't erase

523
00:25:50,332 --> 00:25:53,038
a lifetime of loving
you and your mom.

524
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,610
‐ You loved us?

525
00:25:57,146 --> 00:25:58,716
Never said it.

526
00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:01,287
You hardly ever showed it.

527
00:26:02,156 --> 00:26:03,659
Were we supposed to guess?

528
00:26:06,331 --> 00:26:09,705
I tried so hard
to make you love me.

529
00:26:12,176 --> 00:26:15,315
In some awful ways,
I feel like I'm still trying.

530
00:26:15,315 --> 00:26:17,019
♪ Emotional music continues ♪

531
00:26:27,339 --> 00:26:29,043
Still, you're my dad.

532
00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:34,655
And I‐I hated the thought
our last words were

533
00:26:35,389 --> 00:26:37,661
angry and mean.

534
00:26:42,804 --> 00:26:44,307
I was hoping...

535
00:26:50,653 --> 00:26:52,189
Never mind.

536
00:26:53,391 --> 00:26:55,095
‐ I'm sorry.

537
00:26:58,401 --> 00:27:00,773
( Gentle whoosh
and creaking wood )

538
00:27:06,117 --> 00:27:07,754
‐ Listen to me...

539
00:27:07,754 --> 00:27:09,257
we don't have time.

540
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:11,929
What happened to me

541
00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:15,269
that was not your fault.

542
00:27:16,739 --> 00:27:18,241
It was bad luck.

543
00:27:18,810 --> 00:27:20,345
And a few bad decisions.

544
00:27:21,247 --> 00:27:22,818
And that's all on me.

545
00:27:24,721 --> 00:27:26,224
So, get over it.

546
00:27:28,763 --> 00:27:31,267
And get your friends
and get outta here.

547
00:27:35,710 --> 00:27:37,213
Goodbye.

548
00:27:40,285 --> 00:27:41,856
( Gentle whoosh )

549
00:27:59,725 --> 00:28:01,227
‐ Zooey,

550
00:28:01,427 --> 00:28:03,733
you won't believe
what just happened.

551
00:28:03,733 --> 00:28:05,269
‐ Later. We gotta go.

552
00:28:05,269 --> 00:28:07,306
August is in the basement.
Come on.

553
00:28:07,306 --> 00:28:09,343
‐ But we were just there!

554
00:28:09,343 --> 00:28:13,218
‐ We spent so much time on the
ancient rites of exorcism.

555
00:28:14,788 --> 00:28:16,926
Maybe we should have done
a refresher

556
00:28:16,926 --> 00:28:18,461
on the vow of celibacy.

557
00:28:18,461 --> 00:28:20,934
‐ No, I never broke
my promise.

558
00:28:20,934 --> 00:28:22,469
I never broke
my promise.

559
00:28:22,469 --> 00:28:23,906
You, all of you‐‐

560
00:28:23,906 --> 00:28:25,743
the corporation‐‐
you broke yours.

561
00:28:25,743 --> 00:28:27,279
‐ And that promise was...

562
00:28:27,479 --> 00:28:29,217
what?

563
00:28:29,217 --> 00:28:30,720
‐ Matthew 28:20.

564
00:28:31,889 --> 00:28:33,793
"Lo, I am with you always,

565
00:28:34,293 --> 00:28:36,431
even unto the end
of the world."

566
00:28:42,142 --> 00:28:43,946
I always wondered
what you'd think.

567
00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,919
How you'd feel.

568
00:28:47,821 --> 00:28:49,490
Kinda hoped you'd
want me to be happy.

569
00:28:49,490 --> 00:28:51,194
‐ Happy?

570
00:28:52,797 --> 00:28:54,801
I trained you
to slay dragons.

571
00:29:00,312 --> 00:29:01,882
What a waste.

572
00:29:05,790 --> 00:29:07,293
( Gentle whoosh )

573
00:29:09,196 --> 00:29:11,802
‐ HOUSE: A slow, painful burn.

574
00:29:12,269 --> 00:29:13,839
It just never goes away.

575
00:29:14,473 --> 00:29:15,944
Does it, my dear?

576
00:29:15,944 --> 00:29:17,479
‐ Okay.

577
00:29:19,417 --> 00:29:20,954
Let's talk about you.

578
00:29:22,389 --> 00:29:25,362
Because you are
sure as hell not my mother.

579
00:29:32,343 --> 00:29:33,813
‐ PH

580
00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:35,415
‐ PHIL: What?
‐ ZOOEY: August?

581
00:29:35,415 --> 00:29:37,119
‐ August!

582
00:29:37,353 --> 00:29:39,090
( Door creaks )

583
00:29:39,090 --> 00:29:40,258
Hey!

584
00:29:40,258 --> 00:29:42,096
Hey! Oh.

585
00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:45,402
‐ I was just in here.

586
00:29:45,402 --> 00:29:47,106
‐ Oh, I just‐‐

587
00:29:47,106 --> 00:29:49,410
I just crawled in here
a moment ago.

588
00:29:49,410 --> 00:29:51,114
( Panting )

589
00:29:51,114 --> 00:29:53,118
I believe I have a
minor fracture

590
00:29:53,118 --> 00:29:55,422
of the right
tibia‐fibula.

591
00:29:55,422 --> 00:29:58,161
‐ Your text said
that you were afraid.

592
00:29:58,161 --> 00:30:00,566
‐ Had I time to continue,
it would have read,

593
00:30:00,566 --> 00:30:02,269
"I'm afraid I'm

594
00:30:02,269 --> 00:30:03,271
in the shit."

595
00:30:03,271 --> 00:30:04,841
( Laughter )

596
00:30:04,841 --> 00:30:06,512
‐ That's the
August I know.

597
00:30:06,512 --> 00:30:10,520
‐ It seems the portal we welded
shut was a route of egress,

598
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,289
rather than ingress.

599
00:30:12,289 --> 00:30:13,425
‐ So, instead of
preventing things

600
00:30:13,425 --> 00:30:15,195
from coming into our world,

601
00:30:15,195 --> 00:30:16,565
we prevented them
from leaving.

602
00:30:17,433 --> 00:30:19,571
‐ So, let's open it back up.

603
00:30:19,571 --> 00:30:21,441
‐ It will take
an acetylene torch

604
00:30:21,441 --> 00:30:23,144
to sever the weld.

605
00:30:23,144 --> 00:30:26,417
It burns at 6,300
degrees Fahrenheit. I‐‐

606
00:30:26,417 --> 00:30:28,421
I have one back in my shop.

607
00:30:28,421 --> 00:30:29,457
‐ Great.

608
00:30:29,457 --> 00:30:31,327
So, one of us should go get it
and the rest of us

609
00:30:31,327 --> 00:30:33,465
should stay here.
Who wants to stay?

610
00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:35,503
‐ No, thanks.
‐ Pass.

611
00:30:35,503 --> 00:30:37,540
‐ Or, perhaps,
we all leave here now

612
00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:39,276
and live to fight another day.

613
00:30:39,276 --> 00:30:42,416
‐ ZOOEY: I like that idea.
‐ PHIL: Come on.

614
00:30:42,416 --> 00:30:44,320
( Phil and August groan )

615
00:30:44,554 --> 00:30:46,424
‐ AUGUST: When that
portal reopens,

616
00:30:46,424 --> 00:30:49,463
the pressure will suck in
every extranormal entity

617
00:30:49,463 --> 00:30:51,568
like a Roomba in an ant farm.

618
00:30:51,568 --> 00:30:52,537
‐ ZOOEY: Works for me.

619
00:30:52,537 --> 00:30:55,576
‐ I checked the basement
earlier. Where were you?

620
00:30:55,576 --> 00:30:57,179
‐ I saw Darla.

621
00:30:57,179 --> 00:30:58,448
My wife.

622
00:30:58,448 --> 00:31:00,018
‐ I saw my dad.

623
00:31:00,252 --> 00:31:02,924
He actually said
he was sorry.

624
00:31:02,924 --> 00:31:04,493
First time ever.

625
00:31:04,493 --> 00:31:06,965
‐ My dead boyfriend,
Kyle, says hi.

626
00:31:06,965 --> 00:31:10,172
Turns out it's not my fault
he's my dead boyfriend Kyle.

627
00:31:10,172 --> 00:31:12,544
‐ What about you, Phil?
You see anybody?

628
00:31:14,213 --> 00:31:15,583
‐ Nobody special.

629
00:31:17,453 --> 00:31:18,956
♪ Gentle music ♪

630
00:31:20,192 --> 00:31:21,962
‐ Saw the
Certificate of Stillbirth.

631
00:31:23,231 --> 00:31:24,500
Shows that a few minutes

632
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:27,206
after the birth of
Lucas Cromwell Roman,

633
00:31:27,206 --> 00:31:29,376
the doctors delivered
a stillborn baby girl.

634
00:31:30,513 --> 00:31:32,216
She died

635
00:31:32,416 --> 00:31:34,320
just an hour before delivery.

636
00:31:38,228 --> 00:31:39,497
‐ 12 minutes.

637
00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:42,537
720 seconds

638
00:31:42,537 --> 00:31:44,574
from entering the world

639
00:31:44,574 --> 00:31:47,446
and your goddamned
umbilical cord

640
00:31:47,446 --> 00:31:49,350
wrapped around my neck!

641
00:31:50,218 --> 00:31:51,387
‐ Oops.

642
00:31:51,387 --> 00:31:53,358
‐ And you got to live.

643
00:31:54,326 --> 00:31:56,632
Nearly 37 years

644
00:31:56,632 --> 00:31:59,671
experiencing love, joy,

645
00:31:59,671 --> 00:32:01,642
pain, trauma,

646
00:32:01,642 --> 00:32:03,378
regret.

647
00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:06,518
All I got
was darkness

648
00:32:07,687 --> 00:32:09,390
and loss.

649
00:32:11,461 --> 00:32:14,333
But we are
still connected,

650
00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:15,670
you and I.

651
00:32:16,538 --> 00:32:19,611
That's why you can see
the things you see,

652
00:32:20,378 --> 00:32:22,282
reason with them,
talk to them.

653
00:32:24,386 --> 00:32:26,257
We have a link,

654
00:32:26,257 --> 00:32:28,662
the connection
only twins can share.

655
00:32:32,971 --> 00:32:34,440
‐ So, if you're
not my mother, you‐‐

656
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,012
‐ Oh, poor woman.

657
00:32:37,012 --> 00:32:40,285
I'm afraid I made her life
rather miserable

658
00:32:40,285 --> 00:32:41,688
in those first few years.

659
00:32:42,422 --> 00:32:43,424
‐ Why?

660
00:32:43,424 --> 00:32:45,028
‐ She had one job!

661
00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:47,432
I loathed
her weakness,

662
00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:49,538
her failure

663
00:32:49,538 --> 00:32:51,675
to bring me safely
into the world.

664
00:32:52,342 --> 00:32:53,746
And, later,

665
00:32:53,746 --> 00:32:55,516
it just became
a giggle.

666
00:32:56,685 --> 00:32:58,454
A diversion.

667
00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:01,427
A constant song of rage

668
00:33:01,427 --> 00:33:02,697
and regret

669
00:33:02,697 --> 00:33:05,302
playing in her head
over and over.

670
00:33:05,302 --> 00:33:06,672
( Gentle whoosh )

671
00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:10,646
Add in a healthy dose
of postpartum depression,

672
00:33:10,646 --> 00:33:13,484
and all those
horrible creatures

673
00:33:13,484 --> 00:33:15,055
that follow you around.

674
00:33:15,055 --> 00:33:16,592
( Whispering voices )

675
00:33:16,592 --> 00:33:18,596
No wonder
the poor woman left.

676
00:33:18,596 --> 00:33:20,332
♪ Emotional music ♪

677
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,635
‐ LUKE: Wait...

678
00:33:23,338 --> 00:33:24,708
She's still out there?

679
00:33:26,344 --> 00:33:27,714
Alive?

680
00:33:28,649 --> 00:33:30,085
My mother?

681
00:33:30,085 --> 00:33:31,588
‐ HOUSE: We are done with her.

682
00:33:31,588 --> 00:33:34,661
She's served her purpose ‐‐
she brought you to us.

683
00:33:36,665 --> 00:33:39,370
‐ How did you two
find each other?

684
00:33:39,738 --> 00:33:41,374
‐ It was fate.

685
00:33:41,374 --> 00:33:42,744
‐ Kismet.

686
00:33:46,417 --> 00:33:47,787
( Deep rumble, crash )

687
00:33:47,787 --> 00:33:49,490
( Falling rocks )

688
00:33:50,693 --> 00:33:52,396
♪ Dramatic music ♪

689
00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:55,770
‐ Are we trapped?

690
00:33:57,339 --> 00:33:58,609
( Crash )

691
00:33:59,644 --> 00:34:01,615
( Rumbling, rocks falling )

692
00:34:05,355 --> 00:34:06,558
Thanks, girl.

693
00:34:06,558 --> 00:34:08,494
‐ We need to go back!
Come on!

694
00:34:08,494 --> 00:34:10,065
Come on.

695
00:34:10,766 --> 00:34:12,737
‐ Here is what
I propose:

696
00:34:13,539 --> 00:34:16,377
you've had your
36 years of life.

697
00:34:17,479 --> 00:34:20,418
It's only fair that I
should get the next 36

698
00:34:20,418 --> 00:34:21,622
or so.

699
00:34:21,622 --> 00:34:23,224
‐ It's only fair.

700
00:34:23,692 --> 00:34:25,395
‐ 36 years

701
00:34:27,132 --> 00:34:29,838
to drink in
all of the sensations

702
00:34:29,838 --> 00:34:33,111
and emotions that
come with being alive.

703
00:34:34,848 --> 00:34:36,551
And, unlike you,

704
00:34:36,551 --> 00:34:38,121
I shall revel in them!

705
00:34:42,530 --> 00:34:45,803
I'll just need you to do
one little thing for me.

706
00:34:46,672 --> 00:34:48,542
I'll need you to die.

707
00:34:48,542 --> 00:34:50,145
♪ Dramatic music ♪

708
00:34:50,145 --> 00:34:51,682
( Grunts and efforts )

709
00:34:56,424 --> 00:34:58,562
‐ No, don't close the door!
‐ PHIL: Wha‐‐ Are you sure?

710
00:34:58,562 --> 00:34:59,898
‐ Yeah.

711
00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:01,635
♪ Stirring music ♪

712
00:35:01,635 --> 00:35:02,904
Do you have those goggles
in your bag?

713
00:35:02,904 --> 00:35:04,440
‐ ZOOEY: Yeah‐yeah‐yeah.
I'll get them.

714
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,410
‐ AUGUST: What, exactly,
is your plan?

715
00:35:07,179 --> 00:35:10,452
‐ ZOOEY: Girlfriend's gonna
bring us the gift of fire.

716
00:35:18,636 --> 00:35:20,171
( Whooshes )

717
00:35:22,577 --> 00:35:24,146
( Overlapping whispers )

718
00:35:27,854 --> 00:35:29,591
( Deep bass rumble )

719
00:35:30,425 --> 00:35:32,597
‐ You guys
have to look away.

720
00:35:38,474 --> 00:35:39,778
( Electrical arcing )

721
00:35:39,778 --> 00:35:41,480
♪ Angelic music ♪

722
00:35:44,621 --> 00:35:46,725
‐ It's about to get
very crowded in here.

723
00:35:46,725 --> 00:35:48,662
‐ AUGUST: They're attracted
to our life force.

724
00:35:48,662 --> 00:35:50,599
‐ ZOOEY: Yeah, well,
I'm still using mine.

725
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,737
‐ Excuse me?

726
00:35:53,237 --> 00:35:55,876
‐ By your own hand
would be neatest, of course.

727
00:35:55,876 --> 00:35:58,882
So, gun to the mouth;
severed carotid;

728
00:35:59,651 --> 00:36:02,322
handful of pills
if you're squeamish.

729
00:36:03,257 --> 00:36:05,495
You aren't
squeamish,

730
00:36:05,495 --> 00:36:07,232
are you, big brother?

731
00:36:08,769 --> 00:36:10,305
‐ That's not
gonna happen.

732
00:36:11,474 --> 00:36:12,877
‐ Oh, well.

733
00:36:13,645 --> 00:36:15,215
I tried.

734
00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:16,752
( Whipping )

735
00:36:16,752 --> 00:36:18,254
( Grunts, efforts )

736
00:36:19,924 --> 00:36:21,628
‐ Ahh...

737
00:36:27,707 --> 00:36:29,577
‐ PHIL: How's it
going, Susan?

738
00:36:29,577 --> 00:36:31,648
‐ Just a little bit longer.

739
00:36:31,948 --> 00:36:33,719
( Grunting )

740
00:36:34,954 --> 00:36:36,658
( Grunt )

741
00:36:37,727 --> 00:36:39,263
( Sigh )

742
00:36:40,933 --> 00:36:42,970
‐ Careful!
It's going to be hot.

743
00:36:44,808 --> 00:36:46,511
‐ PHIL: Hurry up!

744
00:36:47,279 --> 00:36:48,782
( Groan )

745
00:36:50,986 --> 00:36:52,690
( Loud whooshes )

746
00:36:57,567 --> 00:36:59,938
‐ PHIL: It's coming!
Come on! Get up!

747
00:37:02,810 --> 00:37:04,814
( Moans and shrieks )

748
00:37:07,820 --> 00:37:09,389
( Deep bass rumble )

749
00:37:15,836 --> 00:37:17,372
( Agonized screams )

750
00:37:19,944 --> 00:37:21,615
( Whoosh )

751
00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:22,950
( Slamming )

752
00:37:23,986 --> 00:37:25,856
‐ This house is clean,

753
00:37:26,591 --> 00:37:27,960
bitch!
( Chuckles )

754
00:37:28,629 --> 00:37:30,599
‐ We really need to
leave the lid open.

755
00:37:30,599 --> 00:37:31,701
‐ Okay.

756
00:37:31,701 --> 00:37:33,572
I just needed that moment.

757
00:37:33,972 --> 00:37:35,843
Thank you.

758
00:37:39,450 --> 00:37:40,986
( Door latch opens )

759
00:37:40,986 --> 00:37:42,590
( Creaking door )

760
00:37:42,590 --> 00:37:44,293
♪ Gentle music ♪

761
00:37:51,474 --> 00:37:52,977
( Footsteps )

762
00:37:57,352 --> 00:37:58,722
( Groans )

763
00:38:07,607 --> 00:38:10,546
‐ It's better to burn out
than fade away.

764
00:38:10,546 --> 00:38:12,048
Neil Young.

765
00:38:20,633 --> 00:38:22,335
( Long exhale )

766
00:38:23,337 --> 00:38:24,641
( Small laugh )

767
00:38:34,393 --> 00:38:35,763
( Grunt )

768
00:38:40,806 --> 00:38:43,377
‐ ZOOEY: Luke!
‐ PHIL: Aw, buddy.

769
00:38:43,377 --> 00:38:44,747
‐ SUSAN: Are you okay?

770
00:38:45,516 --> 00:38:46,818
♪ Emotional music ♪

771
00:39:00,813 --> 00:39:03,084
‐ How long
have you been here?

772
00:39:03,785 --> 00:39:05,488
‐ Feels like forever.

773
00:39:13,605 --> 00:39:15,108
‐ Hey! You okay?

774
00:39:16,611 --> 00:39:17,914
‐ Something's changed.

775
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,690
‐ I feel it, too.

776
00:39:24,861 --> 00:39:26,565
The‐‐

777
00:39:27,132 --> 00:39:28,702
What I do...

778
00:39:30,405 --> 00:39:31,808
Moving things around,

779
00:39:31,808 --> 00:39:33,545
the fires...

780
00:39:34,446 --> 00:39:35,816
It always felt like this...

781
00:39:38,421 --> 00:39:39,824
shameful,

782
00:39:40,425 --> 00:39:42,763
secret thing that
only happened when I was

783
00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:44,701
upset or‐‐

784
00:39:45,101 --> 00:39:46,437
or scared.

785
00:39:47,573 --> 00:39:49,711
‐ In case of emergency,
break glass.

786
00:39:50,579 --> 00:39:51,948
‐ Yeah.

787
00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:54,453
But since I‐‐

788
00:39:54,721 --> 00:39:56,457
since we

789
00:39:56,591 --> 00:39:57,893
started working together,

790
00:40:00,633 --> 00:40:02,135
it's been different.

791
00:40:05,509 --> 00:40:07,112
I'm not

792
00:40:07,112 --> 00:40:08,615
scared of it anymore.

793
00:40:09,884 --> 00:40:11,588
And tonight...

794
00:40:12,155 --> 00:40:15,529
Tonight, for the first time
in my entire life,

795
00:40:15,529 --> 00:40:17,600
I‐I really felt like

796
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:18,902
I was in control.

797
00:40:20,606 --> 00:40:22,442
It was precise.

798
00:40:22,710 --> 00:40:24,647
It was not emotional.
It was...

799
00:40:25,883 --> 00:40:27,620
Tactical.

800
00:40:28,522 --> 00:40:29,691
And,

801
00:40:29,691 --> 00:40:31,728
honestly, it was a rush!

802
00:40:32,162 --> 00:40:33,699
It was fun!

803
00:40:34,934 --> 00:40:37,472
Ah! I've never felt this way.

804
00:40:40,613 --> 00:40:41,881
‐ The voices...

805
00:40:41,881 --> 00:40:44,621
the ones I've heard
since I was little.

806
00:40:44,754 --> 00:40:46,190
They're not there.

807
00:40:46,190 --> 00:40:48,160
‐ What do you mean?
‐ Not there.

808
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,731
Gone. Silent.

809
00:40:50,532 --> 00:40:52,503
I try to reach out, but...

810
00:40:52,803 --> 00:40:54,507
‐ Maybe you're just tired.

811
00:40:54,507 --> 00:40:55,776
‐ No.

812
00:40:59,684 --> 00:41:01,186
( Strained breathing )

813
00:41:08,802 --> 00:41:10,506
I got nothing.

814
00:41:10,506 --> 00:41:11,775
♪ Tender music ♪

815
00:41:13,779 --> 00:41:16,885
‐ Hey, I can handle things
for a little while.

816
00:41:21,226 --> 00:41:23,565
‐ I'm afraid
you're gonna have to.

817
00:41:31,213 --> 00:41:32,783
( Car starts )

818
00:41:44,206 --> 00:41:45,576
Dad?

819
00:41:45,576 --> 00:41:46,945
Are you even here?

820
00:41:56,196 --> 00:41:57,733
Come on.

821
00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:00,973
Tell me a joke.

822
00:42:02,643 --> 00:42:05,014
Rattle a chain,
knock a ten‐pin over...

823
00:42:05,014 --> 00:42:06,718
Anything.

824
00:42:12,596 --> 00:42:15,736
'Cause I'm not sure
I can handle losing you again.

825
00:42:19,009 --> 00:42:20,846
( Deep sigh )

826
00:42:38,982 --> 00:42:40,753
Dad...

827
00:42:44,594 --> 00:42:46,029
Why didn't you tell me?