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CARL: So, how you doing?

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‐ I'm an industry pariah.

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‐ ZOOEY: Rita
Weiss is probably

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putting her sign in
their front yard as we speak.

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‐ Responsible
for domestic violence

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and the
death of innocents.

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‐ Well, you
still have your health.

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‐ I've been thinking that it
might be time for us to go legit

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but now I've decided: nah.

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‐ PHIL:
We gotta be who we are.

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‐ We are going to come
back to the office tomorrow

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ready to kick a whole lot of ass
and close a whole lot of escrow.

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‐ SUSAN:
Hell, yeah, we are!

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♪ Lively music ♪

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( Gasp )

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‐ PRIYA: Oh, my god!

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( Laughter )

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‐ GUEST: Oh, jeez!

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‐ That is fabulous!
What do you think of this?

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Do you think
he'll enjoy it?

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‐ PRIYA: Oh!
‐ SUSAN: Oh!

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You need to get the
prong on this ring fixed!

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It keeps catching.

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‐ It's bad luck to take
it off before the wedding.

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‐ Not sure
that's a thing, Priya.

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‐ Well, it should be.

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‐ Mm. One hell of a rock.

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‐ It's been in Leon's family
for generations.

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And now, so am I!

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( Laughter )

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‐ Who is the, uh,
happy, spooky lady?

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‐ That's Ruby,
Leon's great aunt.

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‐ Is she... okay?

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‐ She has a little dementia
but she's very sweet.

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She took care of Leon
after his mom died.

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‐ Oh.

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‐ I'm going to
see if she's okay.

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Hi.

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( Guests giggle )

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‐ How's the mother
of the bride holding up?

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‐ KAMALA:
Oh. Ask her after

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a few more of these.

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Marty, let's get some
more hors d'oeuvres over there.

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We have bridesmaid's
dresses to fill out.

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Did you have
something to do with that?

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‐ Not guilty.

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‐ Nobody looks
good in frosting.

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‐ Lovely wall colours.

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The bold blue,
invoking the sea,

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the sky.

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‐ It's a nice house when
it's full of people like this.

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( Laughter )

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‐ Fantastic!

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‐ Most of the time
I'm alone

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and it feels like

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Castle Dracula meets
Ice Station Zebra.

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( Chuckles )

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If you ladies don't stop
giving her such ugly lingerie,

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I'll never have
any grandchildren.

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It's good
having her home.

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Otherwise, I'd just rattle about
these rooms thinking about Dev.

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‐ Yeah, we all
miss him.

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‐ Don't get me wrong.

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I couldn't be
happier for Priya.

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I love...

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‐ What's‐his‐name.
‐ Leon.

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‐ Leon.

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He's smart,
makes a good living.

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I just wish Dev was here
to walk her down the aisle.

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‐ She's been planning
this wedding since high school.

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A winter wedding at
the lodge. Candles...

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pine boughs and snow.

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‐ We're Desi.
It's unnatural.

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I almost sold this
place after Dev passed,

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but Priya insisted
I hang onto it

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so she and Leon
could get married here.

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‐ And...
Then what?

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‐ I dump this beast.

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Find somewhere
small on a beach

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where people see
pictures of snow and say,

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"Jeez, what's that?"

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‐ Hang on.
You're almost there.

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‐ Oh. I just wish
it was over.

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‐ Ah!

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‐ Only my idiot sister
would think it's a good idea

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to arm the bride.

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Marty, let's
do that ugly, fake,

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cake‐face thing.

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Time to cut
the cake, beti.

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‐ Cake time.

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( Murmurs of approval )

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Oh!

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Oh, wow!

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This is lovely.

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All right...

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♪ Sinister music ♪

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( Murmurs of shock )

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( Squeal )

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( Squelching )

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‐ GUEST 2:
Oh, my God!

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‐ Who you gonna call?

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♪ Opening Theme music ♪

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( Man screams )

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( Phone buzzing )

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What does this
look like to you?

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‐ Like Jack the Ripper
meets the Pillsbury Doughboy.

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‐ MEGAN:
Hi, Susan!

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‐ Hey! How's
the new place?

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‐ It will be great.
Some day.

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‐ So, I'm just‐‐ I'm really
worried about Priya.

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You know, she's been my best
friend since we were little.

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We need to help her.

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And then we get to sell
her mom's house.

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Happily ever afters
all around.

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‐ What's the story?

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‐ Oh, it's a gorgeous
winter lodge.

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Prime location,
oversize lot,

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magnificent,
handcrafted woodwork.

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A legacy property

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searching for a
new trustee.

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‐ I was asking about the
buttercream stigmata.

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What's the story there?

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‐ Oh! Priya cut it open
at her bridal shower

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and it started bleeding!

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‐ Ew.

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Maybe you should just focus
on the wedding right now.

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‐ I can multi‐task!

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I can be a friend

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and a bridesmaid and a real
estate agent simultaneously.

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This is the kind of
elite listing we need.

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Looks like they've
stopped the bleeding.

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I'll let you know when I get
our name on a contract.

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‐ I thought you
were a workaholic.

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‐ Oh, I once sent her
a meeting invite titled

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"work/life balance."

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She declined it.

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( Phone vibrates, rings )

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Hey. You forget something?

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‐ RITA:
Hey! Forgot to tell you

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your face looks like
a rhino's butt.

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‐ Rita, I thought, hoped, prayed
you were someone else.

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‐ If only.

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Look, we need to talk
face‐to‐face.

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I'll come by your office
tomorrow, nine o'clock.

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( Phone hangs up )

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♪ Emotional music ♪

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( Crying, gasping )

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‐ KAMALA:
You take over.

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‐ LEON:
Hey.

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Hey. It's all right.

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( Sniffling, crying )

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We've had a crap few weeks.

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It's going to get better.

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‐ Leon, I don't know how much
more of this I can take!

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First, I fell in the shower
and then the hutch tipped over.

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‐ It missed you.

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‐ But, like, by an inch!

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The house is trying to kill me.

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( Sigh)

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Then I murdered our cake.

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You should stay away from me.

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‐ Honey...

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‐ For your own good.

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‐ It's all good.

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Look,

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in a few weeks we'll be married

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then we'll be off to Fiji.

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And then we'll have a whole,
beautiful life together.

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( Sigh )

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‐ God, I hope so.

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‐ Nothing's gonna stop me
from marrying you.

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♪ Music fades out ♪

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‐ So, I told the guests the cake
had raspberry filling in it

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and the heat from the kitchen
caused pressure to build,

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so when the knife cut in, it...

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‐ Is that
what happened?

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How's Priya?

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‐ Ach. She's a wreck.

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This wedding is going to
kill us all.

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‐ I heard about her fall.

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And her close call
with the hutch.

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‐ That girl has never been
a prima ballerina,

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but ever since
those kids got engaged

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she's been bumping into this
and falling down that.

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‐ And this all
happened here?

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‐ That's right.

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‐ In this house?

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‐ What are you getting at?

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♪ Mysterious music ♪

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‐ Maybe it's
not Priya.

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Or the wedding.

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Maybe it's
the house.

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( Scoffs )

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The people
I work with,

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they have

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a very particular
set of skills.

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‐ I thought you were
in real estate.

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‐ Yes, but we‐‐
our agency ‐

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specializes in houses
that have some...

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challenges.

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It happens more
than you might think.

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Let us help you.

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We'll get Priya
through the wedding.

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Afterward, let us sell
this house for you

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and we'll find you
a lovely condo

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on a sun‐soaked beach.

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‐ I like you, Susan.

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You've always been
a good friend to Priya.

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She loved having you over
because you would always

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clean her room.

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‐ The housekeeper
always forgot to clean

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the top of the baseboards.

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‐ Can you still
do the things?

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‐ Only when I
absolutely have to.

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‐ I remember having you over
for dinner all those times.

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Nobody ever had to
pass you the salt.

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( Laughs )

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‐ So, the house.

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Can we help you?

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‐ Hm.

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‐ Wonderful! I'll put
together the contracts.

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‐ I don't think
there's any rush.

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‐ Oh!

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‐ What are you
doing here, Ruby?

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‐ Do I know you?

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‐ I'm Priya's mom.

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‐ Oh.

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Leon's Priya!

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Oh.

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She's so lovely.

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‐ Hm.

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♪ Gentle music ♪

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‐ Are you Priya?

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‐ Oh, no.
I'm Priya's friend.

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I'm Susan.

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‐ Oh.

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‐ Would you like to
sit by the window?

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‐ I thought I was.

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‐ Leon says Ruby has
occasional glimmers of clarity

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but I've yet to witness one.

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‐ Aunt Ruby, can we get you
a glass of wine or something?

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‐ There's only
more to come.

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‐ More wine?

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‐ More blood.

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‐ I heard

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business is in the crapper.

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‐ Oh, we've been better.

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‐ Well, here's the thing:
I have a property.

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Several properties,
in fact,

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that could...

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benefit

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from your
particular brand of

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horseshit.

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‐ You want to hire us?

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‐ On a consulting basis.

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‐ You want to hire us.

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‐ For an agreed‐upon
percentage of‐‐

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♪ Playful music ♪

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‐ Come on.

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You gotta say the words.

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( Chuckles )

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‐ I...

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want...

264
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‐ Mm.
‐ ...to hire you.

265
00:10:48,764 --> 00:10:50,133
‐ Ooh.

266
00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:52,137
Was it as good for you
as it was for me?

267
00:10:52,137 --> 00:10:53,740
‐ Hm.

268
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:56,680
You are such a used diaper

269
00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,282
full of medical waste.

270
00:10:58,282 --> 00:10:59,418
‐ So, what's the catch?

271
00:10:59,418 --> 00:11:00,654
‐ What do you mean?

272
00:11:00,654 --> 00:11:02,023
‐ Well, what you're doing
could be considered

273
00:11:02,023 --> 00:11:03,660
in some cultures...

274
00:11:04,027 --> 00:11:05,463
a nice thing.

275
00:11:05,463 --> 00:11:07,100
( Laughter )

276
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,737
( Inhale )

277
00:11:08,737 --> 00:11:09,906
‐ Don't kid yourself.

278
00:11:09,906 --> 00:11:11,408
I have clients.

279
00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:13,346
They have houses
with problems

280
00:11:13,346 --> 00:11:17,420
that you and the rest of the
cast of Cabin In The Woods

281
00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:20,426
might be able to solve.

282
00:11:20,426 --> 00:11:22,297
In the end,

283
00:11:22,297 --> 00:11:24,368
I am going to
make money.

284
00:11:24,368 --> 00:11:26,272
A lot of it.

285
00:11:26,272 --> 00:11:29,311
If that makes me
the happy little helicopter

286
00:11:29,311 --> 00:11:33,887
that lowers a rope to help you
save you from yourselves,

287
00:11:36,091 --> 00:11:38,362
I'll just have to
live with that.

288
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:41,937
‐ Thank you.

289
00:11:41,937 --> 00:11:43,406
‐ Hm.

290
00:11:43,941 --> 00:11:45,376
‐ Seriously.

291
00:11:47,982 --> 00:11:50,019
‐ You owe me big time.

292
00:11:52,825 --> 00:11:54,294
Pus dumpster.

293
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,937
‐ Da‐dun‐da‐dah.

294
00:11:58,937 --> 00:12:00,373
‐ Hm.

295
00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:02,878
( Contented sigh )

296
00:12:02,878 --> 00:12:04,448
Just wow!

297
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,354
‐ Do not tell my mom
that I showed you.

298
00:12:07,354 --> 00:12:09,491
‐ Oh, it is magnificent.

299
00:12:09,491 --> 00:12:10,961
( Happy sigh )

300
00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:12,832
‐ It doesn't suck.

301
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,334
( Unintelligible
excited voices )

302
00:12:14,836 --> 00:12:16,840
‐ What's going on
out there?

303
00:12:17,407 --> 00:12:21,148
‐ Hm, it didn't feel
this snug at the shop.

304
00:12:21,148 --> 00:12:23,219
Susan, I am
deputizing you.

305
00:12:23,219 --> 00:12:24,054
Hit me with a Taser

306
00:12:24,054 --> 00:12:26,225
if you see me
consuming any sugar

307
00:12:26,225 --> 00:12:27,762
before the reception.

308
00:12:27,762 --> 00:12:29,197
( Commotion continues )

309
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,072
Susan?

310
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,276
♪ Mysterious music ♪

311
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,951
( Fabric tightening )

312
00:12:42,525 --> 00:12:44,996
‐ AUNT RUBY:
No one hears me!

313
00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:46,432
No one listens!

314
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,904
‐ Ruby!

315
00:12:49,438 --> 00:12:50,874
Can I help you?

316
00:12:50,874 --> 00:12:52,377
‐ Oh!

317
00:12:52,377 --> 00:12:54,247
( Fabric tightening )

318
00:12:54,247 --> 00:12:55,985
( Gasping )

319
00:12:55,985 --> 00:12:57,287
‐ AUNT RUBY:
I tried to fix it,

320
00:12:57,287 --> 00:12:58,857
but I can't.

321
00:12:58,857 --> 00:13:00,393
‐ It's okay. You're‐you're
just turned around.

322
00:13:00,393 --> 00:13:01,997
‐ Oh!

323
00:13:01,997 --> 00:13:03,466
( Fabric tightening )

324
00:13:03,466 --> 00:13:05,103
( Panicked breathing )

325
00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:13,386
‐ PRIYA:
Susan!

326
00:13:14,287 --> 00:13:17,027
‐ Ah, I'll be right back, okay?
I'll be right back.

327
00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:18,396
‐ Oh!

328
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,201
Oh.

329
00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:23,139
Oh.

330
00:13:23,139 --> 00:13:24,876
( Gasping )

331
00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:26,312
( Fabric tightening )

332
00:13:29,217 --> 00:13:30,821
‐ Susan!

333
00:13:30,821 --> 00:13:32,257
( Fabric tightening )

334
00:13:40,206 --> 00:13:42,010
( Bass hit )

335
00:13:42,912 --> 00:13:44,314
( Large exhale )

336
00:13:47,253 --> 00:13:48,890
( Gasping )

337
00:13:59,879 --> 00:14:01,281
‐ SUSAN:
Six listin

338
00:14:01,983 --> 00:14:05,023
Rita gave us six listings?
What's wrong with them?

339
00:14:05,023 --> 00:14:07,561
‐ Oh, just the usual.
I got Phil, August and Zooey

340
00:14:07,561 --> 00:14:09,331
doing the initial prep.

341
00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:12,571
We'll see what's going on here
and we'll divide and conquer.

342
00:14:12,571 --> 00:14:14,307
It's a nice place.

343
00:14:14,307 --> 00:14:16,011
Is the family around?

344
00:14:16,011 --> 00:14:17,013
‐ Brunch.

345
00:14:17,013 --> 00:14:19,418
We pretty much have
the house to ourselves.

346
00:14:19,418 --> 00:14:20,921
When Priya's dad
was alive,

347
00:14:20,921 --> 00:14:22,223
this whole front

348
00:14:22,223 --> 00:14:24,227
was planted
with marigolds.

349
00:14:24,227 --> 00:14:25,964
He was from Bangalore

350
00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:28,335
and wanted the place
to smell like home.

351
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,339
I'll never
forget that.

352
00:14:30,339 --> 00:14:32,177
Dev and his marigolds.

353
00:14:32,177 --> 00:14:33,613
♪ Mysterious music ♪

354
00:14:33,613 --> 00:14:36,118
( Bass hit and
high‐pitched ring )

355
00:14:37,353 --> 00:14:39,024
‐ Let's go inside.

356
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,973
‐ I get why she wants
to get married here.

357
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,579
Some of my best memories
were in this house.

358
00:14:49,579 --> 00:14:51,549
Parties, sleepovers,

359
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,421
watching the NBA finals
with her dad.

360
00:14:54,989 --> 00:14:56,659
Yeah, I practically
grew up here.

361
00:14:56,659 --> 00:14:58,663
‐ So, Dad kept the faith?

362
00:14:58,663 --> 00:15:01,468
‐ Kamala is Christian
but they made it work.

363
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:05,109
Dev kept the old ways,
the daily worship.

364
00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:06,579
‐ Puja.

365
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,052
So, this was Dad.

366
00:15:10,052 --> 00:15:11,355
‐ You don't think that...?

367
00:15:11,355 --> 00:15:13,359
‐ Gotta consider everything.

368
00:15:13,359 --> 00:15:14,529
‐ No.

369
00:15:14,529 --> 00:15:15,664
Dev loved Priya.

370
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:17,367
He would never
want to hurt her.

371
00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,539
‐ Maybe that's
not his intention.

372
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:21,509
♪ Gentle music fades out ♪

373
00:15:26,619 --> 00:15:28,289
‐ So, those
are all bedrooms

374
00:15:28,289 --> 00:15:30,994
and the master suite
is at the end of the hall‐‐

375
00:15:30,994 --> 00:15:32,397
Shit.

376
00:15:37,173 --> 00:15:38,643
Aunt Ruby?

377
00:15:39,411 --> 00:15:41,181
Why are you here alone?

378
00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:43,152
‐ Ah.

379
00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:45,089
I needed a nap.

380
00:15:45,089 --> 00:15:46,993
‐ Hey, Susan.

381
00:15:46,993 --> 00:15:49,431
Ruby was feeling a little tired
so we left early.

382
00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:51,536
‐ Leon, this is Luke Roman.
We work together.

383
00:15:51,536 --> 00:15:53,105
‐ Leon Baptiste.

384
00:15:53,105 --> 00:15:55,176
Most know me as
the groom around here.

385
00:15:55,176 --> 00:15:57,113
‐ Congratulations.
‐ Thank you.

386
00:15:57,113 --> 00:15:59,384
‐ You were talking
to the man.

387
00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:02,056
‐ Uh, what man?

388
00:16:02,056 --> 00:16:03,527
‐ Uh‐uh.

389
00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:06,566
The father of the bride.

390
00:16:07,735 --> 00:16:10,439
You were talking
in front of the house.

391
00:16:10,439 --> 00:16:12,010
♪ Mysterious music ♪

392
00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:13,980
‐ They were talking?

393
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,185
‐ His name was Dev.

394
00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:21,663
Why was he so upset?

395
00:16:22,665 --> 00:16:24,301
‐ Okay.

396
00:16:25,203 --> 00:16:26,973
‐ LUKE:
We weren't actually talking.

397
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,211
There was no conversation.

398
00:16:29,211 --> 00:16:31,716
But he is a presence
in that house.

399
00:16:32,183 --> 00:16:34,054
You feel him everywhere.

400
00:16:34,054 --> 00:16:35,691
‐ I will never believe

401
00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:39,030
Dev would want to do
anything to hurt Priya.

402
00:16:43,038 --> 00:16:45,409
‐ These dead souls,
they hate change.

403
00:16:45,409 --> 00:16:47,615
They're stuck here
like a bug in amber

404
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:50,554
and a lot of them
resent the ones they left behind

405
00:16:50,554 --> 00:16:52,791
move on with their lives,
change addresses, get married.

406
00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:55,029
‐ Well, what about
that Aunt Ruby person?

407
00:16:55,029 --> 00:16:56,431
She raised Leon.

408
00:16:56,431 --> 00:16:59,070
Maybe‐maybe she's trying
to stop the wedding

409
00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:01,543
to keep him for herself?

410
00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:04,481
‐ And now you're
speculating.

411
00:17:06,786 --> 00:17:08,489
‐ If it is Dev...

412
00:17:09,391 --> 00:17:11,061
Help him, okay?

413
00:17:11,061 --> 00:17:12,631
Don't dissemble his molecules

414
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,502
with one of August's
contraptions.

415
00:17:14,502 --> 00:17:17,073
‐ That is the plan.

416
00:17:17,073 --> 00:17:19,579
Do you mind if I drop you off
at the office?

417
00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:21,583
Gotta help Megan
move some things.

418
00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:23,485
‐ Sure.

419
00:17:41,689 --> 00:17:43,325
‐ Okay.

420
00:17:44,094 --> 00:17:45,429
Even though I don't
want to believe

421
00:17:45,429 --> 00:17:47,066
that you're actually there,

422
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,271
I'd like to share
two thoughts.

423
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:52,076
First,

424
00:17:52,076 --> 00:17:53,546
I'm leaving
on my own terms,

425
00:17:53,546 --> 00:17:55,784
in a calm, confident manner.

426
00:17:56,552 --> 00:17:58,222
Not fleeing in terror.

427
00:17:58,623 --> 00:18:00,527
I win. You lose.

428
00:18:01,596 --> 00:18:03,265
And second?

429
00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:06,438
You missed out
on a really great kid.

430
00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:11,582
Luke grew up to be this
smart, kind, wonderful man.

431
00:18:11,582 --> 00:18:14,555
Not because of you,
but in spite of you.

432
00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:17,327
But I have to believe
that it was you

433
00:18:17,327 --> 00:18:18,863
that brought him
into this weird,

434
00:18:18,863 --> 00:18:21,736
awful little world
full of death and...

435
00:18:21,736 --> 00:18:23,372
monsters

436
00:18:23,372 --> 00:18:26,411
and things that don't
make any empirical sense.

437
00:18:26,411 --> 00:18:27,815
♪ Emotional music ♪

438
00:18:30,654 --> 00:18:32,390
So, damn you for that.

439
00:18:42,578 --> 00:18:44,180
( Slams door )

440
00:18:45,149 --> 00:18:47,153
( House and Victoria laugh )

441
00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:53,667
‐ On to
e

442
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,136
we're going to
divide and conquer.

443
00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:56,539
Zooey, keep us organized.

444
00:18:56,539 --> 00:18:58,843
‐ It is my entire
raison d'être.

445
00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:01,883
‐ Let's do this.

446
00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:03,620
♪ Driving rock music ♪

447
00:19:07,226 --> 00:19:09,665
( Bass hit and
high‐pitched ring )

448
00:19:38,523 --> 00:19:39,925
( Board clatters )

449
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,220
( Knuckles crack )

450
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,791
♪ Rock music continues ♪

451
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:00,934
♪ Doorbell ♪

452
00:20:54,642 --> 00:20:56,344
Back together again.

453
00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:57,848
♪ Gentle emotional score ♪

454
00:21:01,789 --> 00:21:03,425
Amazing job, everybody.

455
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:07,835
‐ PHIL:
Come here.

456
00:21:07,835 --> 00:21:11,441
I want you guys to take
another look at this.

457
00:21:12,778 --> 00:21:14,949
‐ So, now we're all about
Priya's place, right?

458
00:21:14,949 --> 00:21:17,286
‐ Absolutely.
Are things okay?

459
00:21:17,286 --> 00:21:18,489
‐ So far so good.

460
00:21:18,489 --> 00:21:20,359
Leon took the ring
to the jeweler

461
00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:22,363
and had that
jagged prong fixed.

462
00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:25,402
You don't suppose that
was it the whole time?

463
00:21:25,402 --> 00:21:27,273
Some sort of jewelry curse?

464
00:21:27,908 --> 00:21:30,379
‐ Sure! Maybe.
Seems unlikely.

465
00:21:30,379 --> 00:21:31,516
Probably not.

466
00:21:31,516 --> 00:21:33,385
So, when is the ceremony?

467
00:21:33,385 --> 00:21:34,788
‐ Saturday night.

468
00:21:34,788 --> 00:21:37,093
A Christian ceremony
with some Hindi traditions.

469
00:21:37,093 --> 00:21:38,696
Really charming.

470
00:21:38,696 --> 00:21:40,800
‐ How do you think her father
would feel about that?

471
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,504
‐ Dev was very
open‐minded.

472
00:21:42,504 --> 00:21:44,775
‐ Hey, Luke.
You got a second?

473
00:21:46,979 --> 00:21:50,052
We noticed this when we
mapped out Rita's places.

474
00:21:50,052 --> 00:21:51,789
They look
totally random until...

475
00:21:51,789 --> 00:21:53,458
( Computer beep )

476
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,530
You drop in
one more data point.

477
00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:56,666
‐ The Donovan House.

478
00:21:56,666 --> 00:21:58,335
‐ As Donovan
gets closer,

479
00:21:58,335 --> 00:21:59,905
our P.K.E. readings
get higher.

480
00:22:01,107 --> 00:22:04,113
‐ Now that Megan has relocated
and the house is vacant

481
00:22:04,113 --> 00:22:06,953
in the, uh,
corporeal sense,

482
00:22:06,953 --> 00:22:09,457
I'd like to take some
additional readings.

483
00:22:10,492 --> 00:22:13,533
‐ You don't want
to go to the wedding.

484
00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:18,743
‐ I've, uh, walked the aisle
with four daughters.

485
00:22:18,743 --> 00:22:21,414
I've experienced four
rehearsal dinners.

486
00:22:21,414 --> 00:22:23,385
I've survived
four receptions,

487
00:22:23,887 --> 00:22:26,692
restrained myself from
murdering four best men

488
00:22:26,692 --> 00:22:28,563
after four
tasteless toasts.

489
00:22:29,464 --> 00:22:30,934
I've done my time.

490
00:22:31,636 --> 00:22:33,071
‐ So, what's tonight?

491
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,777
‐ Tonight is a
quiet evening at home;

492
00:22:35,777 --> 00:22:37,046
a family dinner.

493
00:22:37,046 --> 00:22:38,616
‐ Are you invited?

494
00:22:38,616 --> 00:22:40,085
‐ I'm family.

495
00:22:40,587 --> 00:22:43,593
‐ I would really like to check
the energy of that family.

496
00:22:43,593 --> 00:22:44,762
Can we be your plus four?

497
00:22:44,762 --> 00:22:46,064
‐ Plus three.

498
00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:47,768
I got homework to do.

499
00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:51,809
‐ They did want me
to find the photographer.

500
00:22:52,511 --> 00:22:54,447
‐ Well, there you go.

501
00:22:54,447 --> 00:22:56,852
You just stop by and take
a couple shots of the fam

502
00:22:56,852 --> 00:22:58,455
with your Kirlian CDC,

503
00:22:58,455 --> 00:23:00,594
have a little champagne
and fried eggplant curry,

504
00:23:00,594 --> 00:23:01,996
then you're off the hook.

505
00:23:01,996 --> 00:23:04,702
‐ Ah, I do adore
fried eggplant curry.

506
00:23:06,505 --> 00:23:09,043
‐ I need to talk to Priya
about her father.

507
00:23:09,043 --> 00:23:10,479
‐ Ah, no.

508
00:23:10,479 --> 00:23:11,682
( Sigh )

509
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,018
‐ I really think
that it is possible‐‐

510
00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:15,757
‐ No, I‐I don't mean no.
I mean,

511
00:23:15,757 --> 00:23:18,763
I'll talk to her.
It should be me.

512
00:23:18,763 --> 00:23:21,468
( Overlapping conversations,
laughter and light music )

513
00:23:22,671 --> 00:23:24,140
( Shutter clicking )

514
00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:26,044
‐ Lovely. Thank you, ladies.

515
00:23:26,044 --> 00:23:28,181
‐ KAMALA:
With pleasure.

516
00:23:28,181 --> 00:23:29,885
‐ Nothing demonic there.

517
00:23:29,885 --> 00:23:31,622
‐ Yeah, well something
possessed her

518
00:23:31,622 --> 00:23:33,025
to buy those shoes.

519
00:23:39,103 --> 00:23:40,105
‐ Anything?

520
00:23:40,105 --> 00:23:41,141
‐ Mm.

521
00:23:41,141 --> 00:23:44,648
‐ I'm collecting imagery
on everyone in the family

522
00:23:44,648 --> 00:23:47,119
but thus far I've not
seen anything alarming.

523
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:48,756
‐ What about her?

524
00:23:49,090 --> 00:23:50,994
‐ All of her numbers
are normal.

525
00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:52,864
If anything, a bit low.

526
00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:54,902
‐ Maybe she's in
energy‐saving mode?

527
00:23:57,941 --> 00:24:00,412
‐ Ooh, god,
your boss is...

528
00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:03,085
attractive.

529
00:24:03,653 --> 00:24:05,122
You and he aren't...?

530
00:24:05,122 --> 00:24:06,792
‐ No, no.

531
00:24:06,792 --> 00:24:08,830
No, I'm trying to
hit all of the bad

532
00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:11,101
life choices before
I start repeating any.

533
00:24:11,802 --> 00:24:15,944
‐ Any ideas about why these
things keep happening to me?

534
00:24:15,944 --> 00:24:18,181
‐ We'll figure it out.
Don't worry.

535
00:24:19,818 --> 00:24:21,221
‐ You know the other night,

536
00:24:21,221 --> 00:24:23,960
when my corset
was about to kill me

537
00:24:24,828 --> 00:24:28,536
there was a second I was afraid
you weren't gonna, you know?

538
00:24:28,536 --> 00:24:29,905
Do the thing.

539
00:24:29,905 --> 00:24:32,009
‐ I‐I'm sorry.
It's just,

540
00:24:32,009 --> 00:24:34,080
you know,
I‐I never liked to...

541
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,585
‐ You know,
I never told anyone.

542
00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:39,692
‐ You're a good friend.

543
00:24:40,092 --> 00:24:42,163
‐ Well, all of those summers
by the lake,

544
00:24:42,163 --> 00:24:44,033
it was pretty cool
being the only cabin

545
00:24:44,033 --> 00:24:46,204
that always had a campfire.

546
00:24:47,239 --> 00:24:49,712
‐ Priya, I wanted to
talk to you about your dad‐‐

547
00:24:49,712 --> 00:24:52,918
‐ Oh, you know,
I hate to see Ruby alone.

548
00:24:52,918 --> 00:24:54,555
( Footsteps away )

549
00:24:58,996 --> 00:25:00,734
Aunt Ruby?

550
00:25:00,734 --> 00:25:02,136
♪ Gentle music ♪

551
00:25:03,105 --> 00:25:04,842
Are you all right?

552
00:25:04,842 --> 00:25:06,244
‐ Oh...

553
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:10,252
So many pretty people.

554
00:25:11,187 --> 00:25:13,125
‐ I am just so glad
that you're here

555
00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:15,597
to see Leon and I
get married.

556
00:25:15,864 --> 00:25:17,266
‐ No, I‐I'm not, dear.

557
00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:18,870
( Laughs )

558
00:25:18,870 --> 00:25:20,573
‐ Of course you are.

559
00:25:21,742 --> 00:25:23,278
‐ I'll be here,
darling,

560
00:25:24,748 --> 00:25:26,184
but you'll be dead.

561
00:25:28,756 --> 00:25:30,159
♪ Ominous music ♪

562
00:25:40,279 --> 00:25:41,882
‐ y,

563
00:25:41,882 --> 00:25:43,886
‐ Hi, Zooey!
Is Susan around?

564
00:25:43,886 --> 00:25:45,189
‐ Hi!
‐ Hi.

565
00:25:45,189 --> 00:25:46,859
‐ Hi.

566
00:25:47,293 --> 00:25:48,763
Mm.

567
00:25:48,763 --> 00:25:50,265
‐ All righty.
‐ Ooh.

568
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:53,639
‐ Increased energy
around the shrine,

569
00:25:53,639 --> 00:25:55,075
but nothing unexpected.

570
00:25:55,643 --> 00:25:57,313
Religious iconography
always interferes

571
00:25:57,313 --> 00:25:58,816
with normal energy flows.

572
00:25:58,816 --> 00:25:59,651
‐ Tell me about it.

573
00:25:59,651 --> 00:26:02,624
It interfered with
20 years of my life.

574
00:26:03,659 --> 00:26:06,097
‐ The greatest concentration
of P.K.E. in the house

575
00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:08,201
is right here.

576
00:26:08,201 --> 00:26:09,170
‐ LUKE:
Dad again.

577
00:26:09,170 --> 00:26:12,209
‐ So, nothing out of the
ordinary on the guests.

578
00:26:12,209 --> 00:26:14,147
Even your friend
in the wheelchair.

579
00:26:14,147 --> 00:26:16,619
‐ God, I thought
she'd bend the needle.

580
00:26:16,886 --> 00:26:18,589
‐ But these...

581
00:26:20,058 --> 00:26:22,163
Are the last photos I took.

582
00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,333
‐ The happy couple?

583
00:26:24,935 --> 00:26:26,939
‐ Now, that is weird.

584
00:26:26,939 --> 00:26:28,341
There's nothing
on the bride.

585
00:26:28,341 --> 00:26:30,045
‐ Bride is clean.

586
00:26:30,045 --> 00:26:31,782
The groom

587
00:26:31,782 --> 00:26:35,155
is carrying some
serious metaphysical baggage.

588
00:26:36,357 --> 00:26:38,361
‐ Or he's being targeted.

589
00:26:38,361 --> 00:26:40,199
How do you feel about
hacking into some

590
00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:41,969
international birth and death
certificate records?

591
00:26:41,969 --> 00:26:42,938
‐ Oh, I love it.

592
00:26:42,938 --> 00:26:45,175
It's like existentially
Googling your exes.

593
00:26:48,081 --> 00:26:49,651
‐ Mm.

594
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:51,856
‐ Thank you for picking
this up for me.

595
00:26:51,856 --> 00:26:54,795
‐ Sorry I couldn't make it
less hideous.

596
00:26:55,229 --> 00:26:56,832
‐ So, I, um...

597
00:26:58,335 --> 00:27:00,072
I‐I tried to talk
to you last night

598
00:27:00,072 --> 00:27:02,711
but things got
a little weird.

599
00:27:02,711 --> 00:27:04,080
‐ Ah, you think?

600
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,819
"You're gonna be dead?"
Who says that?

601
00:27:06,819 --> 00:27:08,756
‐ She's old?
‐ She's batshit crazy.

602
00:27:08,756 --> 00:27:12,329
I don't care if she raised Leon.
That is not okay.

603
00:27:13,398 --> 00:27:15,970
‐ So, um, we've known each
other since the fourth grade.

604
00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:18,408
‐ Yes, since you sucker‐punched
Todd Prentiss for calling me

605
00:27:18,408 --> 00:27:20,713
‐ a racist name.
‐ Not accurate.

606
00:27:20,713 --> 00:27:22,383
He saw it coming.
He was just too slow.

607
00:27:22,383 --> 00:27:23,619
‐ You were my hero.

608
00:27:23,619 --> 00:27:28,028
God, I think that that's when I
decided that I wanted to be you.

609
00:27:28,028 --> 00:27:29,397
‐ Me?

610
00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:32,269
Well, you were way more
popular than I ever was!

611
00:27:32,269 --> 00:27:33,739
And you were
much better at sports.

612
00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:35,409
‐ Yeah, but when
you hit a softball,

613
00:27:35,409 --> 00:27:37,279
it seemed to
go further

614
00:27:37,279 --> 00:27:38,950
and, occasionally,
change direction.

615
00:27:40,753 --> 00:27:42,891
I know, that's before
you could control it,

616
00:27:42,891 --> 00:27:45,864
but it did give you
this air of mystery.

617
00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:49,905
And you had secrets and,
ah, you were so smart.

618
00:27:49,905 --> 00:27:53,311
You know that people used to
think that you were an alien?

619
00:27:53,311 --> 00:27:54,882
‐ Silly Earthlings.

620
00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:56,719
( Laughter )

621
00:27:58,723 --> 00:28:00,760
‐ Oh, god, it feels
so good to laugh again.

622
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,764
You know, I'm afraid
to go out.

623
00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:04,433
If you guys don't figure out
what is going on‐‐

624
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:05,904
‐ Actually, we...

625
00:28:05,904 --> 00:28:07,406
We have a theory.

626
00:28:08,876 --> 00:28:10,312
( Sigh )

627
00:28:10,312 --> 00:28:11,749
‐ Okay.

628
00:28:11,749 --> 00:28:13,786
‐ I need to talk to you
about your dad.

629
00:28:13,786 --> 00:28:16,324
‐ Did he stiff you on money
you won betting on the NBA?

630
00:28:16,324 --> 00:28:18,161
‐ Priya...
‐ 'Cuz you really should have

631
00:28:18,161 --> 00:28:20,900
said something when we were
settling the estate.

632
00:28:22,336 --> 00:28:24,006
‐ Have you seen him?

633
00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:26,277
Lately?

634
00:28:27,479 --> 00:28:29,217
‐ I mean, I think
about my dad every day‐‐

635
00:28:29,217 --> 00:28:31,354
‐ I'm not talking
about memories.

636
00:28:31,354 --> 00:28:33,191
♪ Emotional music ♪

637
00:28:33,191 --> 00:28:34,828
Have you...

638
00:28:35,162 --> 00:28:36,464
seen him?

639
00:28:37,066 --> 00:28:38,736
In the house?

640
00:28:40,339 --> 00:28:43,946
‐ Wait, all of this bad shit
that's been happening,

641
00:28:43,946 --> 00:28:46,117
you think it's my dad?

642
00:28:46,117 --> 00:28:48,088
My dead dad.

643
00:28:48,088 --> 00:28:50,259
That he‐he's trying
to stop the wedding?

644
00:28:50,259 --> 00:28:52,296
That he's trying
to hurt me?

645
00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:54,367
‐ Yeah.

646
00:28:54,367 --> 00:28:56,304
He may not be the...

647
00:28:57,473 --> 00:28:59,310
the father you remember.

648
00:29:03,753 --> 00:29:05,790
‐ I'm not listening
to this anymore.

649
00:29:05,790 --> 00:29:07,326
‐ Wha... Priya! Hold on.

650
00:29:08,061 --> 00:29:11,100
‐ I am aware of your company's
weird little specialty.

651
00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:14,240
You are seeing spooks around
every corner now, aren't you?

652
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,275
‐ Priya!

653
00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:18,148
‐ You know, maybe you
shouldn't be at the wedding.

654
00:29:18,148 --> 00:29:19,216
Just stay away from‐‐

655
00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:21,254
‐ Ooh!

656
00:29:21,254 --> 00:29:22,857
♪ Ominous music ♪

657
00:29:32,209 --> 00:29:33,946
‐ This elevator is perfect.

658
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:35,315
Zero defects.

659
00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,052
‐ You're kidding me?

660
00:29:37,052 --> 00:29:38,288
‐ You don't understand:

661
00:29:38,288 --> 00:29:40,860
what you described
literally can't happen.

662
00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:43,465
‐ Well, the doors opened,
and nothing was there.

663
00:29:43,465 --> 00:29:44,968
‐ According to...?

664
00:29:44,968 --> 00:29:46,104
‐ People.

665
00:29:46,104 --> 00:29:49,410
‐ All I can tell you is that
this is a properly installed,

666
00:29:49,410 --> 00:29:51,582
properly maintained medium

667
00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:55,022
for safe vertical transport.

668
00:29:55,022 --> 00:29:58,028
‐ Hm. So you'll be
riding it down, then?

669
00:30:07,279 --> 00:30:09,116
‐ I'm off to the
Donovan house.

670
00:30:09,116 --> 00:30:10,520
‐ Good luck.

671
00:30:11,154 --> 00:30:12,991
‐ I believe
I'll take the stairs.

672
00:30:12,991 --> 00:30:14,795
‐ Hm. Good choice.

673
00:30:17,132 --> 00:30:18,903
‐ Priya, I know
you and your dad

674
00:30:18,903 --> 00:30:21,040
had such an amazing
relationship.

675
00:30:21,407 --> 00:30:23,044
‐ When we were
in high school,

676
00:30:23,044 --> 00:30:25,349
I had that strict
11 o'clock curfew

677
00:30:26,184 --> 00:30:28,956
and if some boy
dropped me off

678
00:30:28,956 --> 00:30:31,294
even a minute
after 11,

679
00:30:31,294 --> 00:30:35,102
Dad would blink the light switch
three times and it meant,

680
00:30:35,102 --> 00:30:38,241
"I'm not going to embarrass you
with an appearance,

681
00:30:38,241 --> 00:30:41,247
but you need to know
that I'm watching.

682
00:30:41,247 --> 00:30:42,884
♪ Warm music ♪

683
00:30:43,451 --> 00:30:45,055
And I love you."

684
00:30:46,892 --> 00:30:48,996
‐ Dev was a great dad.

685
00:30:48,996 --> 00:30:50,465
And not just to you.

686
00:30:50,465 --> 00:30:53,038
My dad was working
all the time.

687
00:30:53,038 --> 00:30:54,841
Traveling...

688
00:30:55,008 --> 00:30:57,012
Dev was always
there for me.

689
00:30:57,012 --> 00:30:58,516
‐ Me, too.

690
00:31:01,622 --> 00:31:03,291
‐ You okay?

691
00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:04,594
( Sigh )

692
00:31:04,594 --> 00:31:05,997
‐ Uh, yeah.

693
00:31:09,136 --> 00:31:12,109
‐ Just curious: what do
you know about the spooky aunt?

694
00:31:12,109 --> 00:31:13,879
‐ Ruby?

695
00:31:13,879 --> 00:31:16,552
Uh, she raised Leon.

696
00:31:16,552 --> 00:31:17,954
He worships her.

697
00:31:17,954 --> 00:31:19,256
‐ How bad is her dementia?

698
00:31:19,256 --> 00:31:21,995
‐ She's a little slow
on the uptake.

699
00:31:22,530 --> 00:31:24,166
Has trouble
recognizing people.

700
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,370
‐ I've just found that
people with dementia

701
00:31:26,370 --> 00:31:29,343
are kind of like the things
we find in old houses:

702
00:31:29,343 --> 00:31:31,615
we just kind of
understand each other.

703
00:31:34,286 --> 00:31:36,023
Tonight is the
rehearsal dinner?

704
00:31:36,658 --> 00:31:38,394
‐ Yep.
( Sigh )

705
00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:41,267
The show must go on!

706
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:42,871
♪ Gentle music ♪

707
00:31:51,487 --> 00:31:53,124
‐ What the...?

708
00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:59,069
‐ Hello!

709
00:31:59,069 --> 00:32:00,540
‐ I thought you were long gone.

710
00:32:00,540 --> 00:32:02,209
‐ Oh.

711
00:32:02,209 --> 00:32:03,679
‐ Let me help.

712
00:32:03,679 --> 00:32:07,587
‐ Thank you. This is, uh,
the last of my stuff.

713
00:32:09,156 --> 00:32:12,095
We're leaving a bunch of my
grandfather's furniture

714
00:32:12,095 --> 00:32:13,465
and books;

715
00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:15,101
some of his art.

716
00:32:15,736 --> 00:32:17,439
Susan wants it
for staging.

717
00:32:19,611 --> 00:32:21,247
‐ Ah.

718
00:32:23,384 --> 00:32:25,021
( Hatch closes )

719
00:32:26,157 --> 00:32:28,996
‐ I never want
to go in there again.

720
00:32:28,996 --> 00:32:30,465
‐ I don't blame you.

721
00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:33,438
‐ But you're
going inside anyway.

722
00:32:33,438 --> 00:32:35,342
‐ It's my job.

723
00:32:35,342 --> 00:32:37,179
‐ Yeah.

724
00:32:37,179 --> 00:32:39,049
♪ Gentle music ♪

725
00:32:39,383 --> 00:32:41,420
You know,

726
00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:43,291
I used to be scared of you.

727
00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:45,162
‐ Really?

728
00:32:45,162 --> 00:32:47,332
That pleases me
to no end.

729
00:32:47,332 --> 00:32:49,036
‐ That I was
scared of you?

730
00:32:49,036 --> 00:32:51,040
‐ That you
no longer are.

731
00:32:53,378 --> 00:32:55,015
Megan...

732
00:32:56,350 --> 00:32:58,021
Luke is a very...

733
00:32:58,656 --> 00:33:00,292
Very fine man.

734
00:33:01,294 --> 00:33:03,131
But he is an anomaly.

735
00:33:04,701 --> 00:33:08,174
He walks an odd,
often lonely path.

736
00:33:09,678 --> 00:33:12,784
I'm so glad you've chosen
to walk it with him,

737
00:33:12,784 --> 00:33:14,654
for however long.

738
00:33:15,523 --> 00:33:17,292
‐ It isn't always easy.

739
00:33:17,292 --> 00:33:18,729
‐ Ahh...

740
00:33:19,296 --> 00:33:21,568
Why is it that the
sweetest rewards

741
00:33:22,336 --> 00:33:25,475
only sing to us on the
other side of hardship?

742
00:33:25,475 --> 00:33:27,112
‐ That's beautiful.

743
00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:29,684
Is that Shakespeare?

744
00:33:29,684 --> 00:33:32,089
‐ No, just a thought
I had this morning

745
00:33:32,089 --> 00:33:33,692
while feeding my cat.

746
00:33:33,692 --> 00:33:35,195
‐ Hm.

747
00:33:39,270 --> 00:33:40,706
‐ Go.

748
00:33:41,407 --> 00:33:43,144
Leave this
awful place behind.

749
00:33:52,396 --> 00:33:54,133
( Engine turns over )

750
00:34:00,078 --> 00:34:01,515
♪ Ominous music ♪

751
00:34:05,823 --> 00:34:07,359
Shall we dance?

752
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:12,704
( Soft approaching footsteps )

753
00:34:16,678 --> 00:34:19,149
( Bass hit and
high‐pitched ring )

754
00:34:22,422 --> 00:34:25,228
‐ AUNT RUBY (ETHEREAL):
Oh. Oh, my...

755
00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:29,069
‐ It's okay.

756
00:34:30,272 --> 00:34:31,708
I'm Luke.

757
00:34:32,342 --> 00:34:34,113
I'm a friend
of Priya's.

758
00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:35,549
‐ I can...

759
00:34:37,486 --> 00:34:39,123
I hear you

760
00:34:40,358 --> 00:34:41,795
but we're not speaking.

761
00:34:42,563 --> 00:34:44,300
‐ You and me, Ruby...

762
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,276
we both have...

763
00:34:50,278 --> 00:34:51,715
a way.

764
00:34:52,717 --> 00:34:54,353
A gift.

765
00:34:56,858 --> 00:34:59,363
‐ If being old
is a gift,

766
00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:03,404
I'd like to
give it back.

767
00:35:03,772 --> 00:35:05,408
( Approaching footsteps )

768
00:35:06,578 --> 00:35:08,214
( Knocking )

769
00:35:08,549 --> 00:35:09,751
‐ PHIL:
Got a second?

770
00:35:09,751 --> 00:35:11,487
‐ LUKE:
You find something?

771
00:35:15,563 --> 00:35:17,399
We are all
friends here.

772
00:35:17,399 --> 00:35:18,836
Go ahead.

773
00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:22,777
♪ Emotional music ♪

774
00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:35,402
‐ This is your
"something new".

775
00:35:39,243 --> 00:35:41,782
Your father picked
it out just before he‐‐

776
00:35:42,784 --> 00:35:44,420
Well, you know.

777
00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:53,872
He knew Leon was the one
before you did.

778
00:35:57,814 --> 00:36:00,218
‐ And the death certificates
followed the marriage licenses

779
00:36:00,218 --> 00:36:02,456
by only days,
sometimes hours.

780
00:36:02,456 --> 00:36:05,161
Luke, this goes back
generations.

781
00:36:05,696 --> 00:36:07,332
‐ 1926.

782
00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:09,904
( Low rumble )

783
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,877
The first love...

784
00:36:15,816 --> 00:36:18,287
can never be the first wife.

785
00:36:19,924 --> 00:36:21,628
( Sniffle )

786
00:36:21,628 --> 00:36:24,634
Leon's great‐great‐grandfather,
Isaiah,

787
00:36:24,901 --> 00:36:27,205
was promised
to a woman

788
00:36:27,205 --> 00:36:28,642
named Johanna.

789
00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:33,652
But Isaiah loved
another girl,

790
00:36:33,652 --> 00:36:35,255
named Anora.

791
00:36:37,927 --> 00:36:39,564
But, still,

792
00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:43,304
a broken promise
can be a powerful thing.

793
00:36:43,772 --> 00:36:45,408
( Sniffle )

794
00:36:45,408 --> 00:36:48,849
There's always been whispers
about Johanna's mother ‐‐

795
00:36:50,218 --> 00:36:52,857
that she had a‐a certain power.

796
00:36:54,226 --> 00:36:55,663
And Johanna...

797
00:36:56,732 --> 00:36:59,336
she made a promise
that very night

798
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,714
that the first love
of all Baptiste men

799
00:37:05,315 --> 00:37:07,720
would die before
they could wed.

800
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,431
And so, it has been ever since.

801
00:37:16,270 --> 00:37:18,675
Leon is next
to have his heart broken.

802
00:37:18,675 --> 00:37:19,811
( Sobbing )

803
00:37:19,811 --> 00:37:22,850
‐ The wedding is not until
tomorrow and Priya's still okay.

804
00:37:22,850 --> 00:37:24,486
So, maybe we can‐‐

805
00:37:24,486 --> 00:37:26,490
‐ Johanna will
not be cheated.

806
00:37:30,533 --> 00:37:32,436
Priya must sleep tonight.

807
00:37:33,371 --> 00:37:35,543
But she won't wake up.

808
00:37:37,513 --> 00:37:38,949
She won't wake up.

809
00:37:38,949 --> 00:37:40,418
( Sobbing )

810
00:37:40,418 --> 00:37:41,855
‐ Sh, sh, sh.

811
00:37:43,992 --> 00:37:45,629
Sh, sh, sh.

812
00:38:05,468 --> 00:38:06,938
( Creaking )

813
00:38:06,938 --> 00:38:08,575
♪ Mysterious music ♪

814
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,433
( Click )

815
00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:22,870
( Static )

816
00:38:24,306 --> 00:38:25,709
( Beeps )

817
00:38:25,709 --> 00:38:28,314
‐ ( Faster beeping )
‐ Oh, dear.

818
00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:31,721
‐ Ahh!
‐ ( Tumbling down stairs )

819
00:38:34,493 --> 00:38:37,499
‐ You people are insane.
Leon, tell them they're wrong!

820
00:38:37,499 --> 00:38:38,569
‐ It's a stupid
old legend.

821
00:38:38,569 --> 00:38:40,539
‐ Leon, was your mother
your father's first wife?

822
00:38:40,539 --> 00:38:42,475
‐ Of course!

823
00:38:42,475 --> 00:38:44,814
They were going to get married
right after I was born.

824
00:38:44,814 --> 00:38:48,689
She died. That's why
my Aunt Ruby raised me.

825
00:38:48,689 --> 00:38:50,526
‐ Leon.
‐ Wait!

826
00:38:50,526 --> 00:38:51,928
M‐my grandmother!

827
00:38:51,928 --> 00:38:53,765
She married my grandfather,
and she was his first‐‐

828
00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:55,769
‐ His second love.

829
00:38:55,769 --> 00:38:59,009
I'm sorry. I've been studying
your family history all day.

830
00:38:59,443 --> 00:39:02,550
Yours too, by the way.
We need to talk.

831
00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:04,119
‐ Okay, but what
about my family?

832
00:39:04,119 --> 00:39:05,856
( Wind and thunder )

833
00:39:07,994 --> 00:39:09,664
( Female voice )

834
00:39:09,664 --> 00:39:11,000
‐ Jesse Baptiste.

835
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,404
Engaged to Renee Pierre.

836
00:39:13,404 --> 00:39:14,541
She died.

837
00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:18,414
A year later he marries
your grandma, Keisha Samaroo.

838
00:39:18,414 --> 00:39:20,986
Your grandfather, Zuriel,
engaged to Felicia Henry.

839
00:39:20,986 --> 00:39:22,657
She dies so he married‐‐

840
00:39:22,657 --> 00:39:24,459
‐ Oh, okay! Just stop!

841
00:39:24,459 --> 00:39:26,898
Look, I am sorry!
I won't‐‐

842
00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:29,469
I won't see her again, okay?
So, just don't!

843
00:39:29,469 --> 00:39:32,475
‐ There's another way.
You get married right now.

844
00:39:32,475 --> 00:39:34,446
‐ PRIYA & LEON: Now?
‐ KAMALA: Now?

845
00:39:34,446 --> 00:39:36,150
‐ All right. But how?

846
00:39:36,150 --> 00:39:38,054
‐ I know a guy.

847
00:39:38,054 --> 00:39:39,824
( Thunder crackles )

848
00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:42,395
‐ I was really
your first love?

849
00:39:42,395 --> 00:39:43,832
‐ First and last.

850
00:39:45,134 --> 00:39:46,738
‐ Dearly beloved‐‐

851
00:39:46,738 --> 00:39:48,642
( Growls and screams )

852
00:39:49,677 --> 00:39:51,615
‐ The short version, Father. Hm?

853
00:39:51,615 --> 00:39:55,623
‐ Do you, Priya,
pledge to do the things‐‐

854
00:39:55,623 --> 00:39:57,627
( Otherworldly
howls and groans )

855
00:39:58,094 --> 00:39:59,697
‐ I do!

856
00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:03,004
‐ Great. Super.
So, do you, Leon...

857
00:40:03,004 --> 00:40:05,074
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All the things! I do!

858
00:40:05,074 --> 00:40:07,045
‐ JOHANNA:
You must not!!

859
00:40:07,045 --> 00:40:08,615
( Bed slams to floor )

860
00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:10,051
( Creaking; screams )

861
00:40:11,487 --> 00:40:13,926
‐ Who's got the ring?
Any ring will do!

862
00:40:13,926 --> 00:40:15,796
‐ Priya, your necklace!

863
00:40:15,796 --> 00:40:18,936
Wrap it around his finger!
Use it as a ring!

864
00:40:21,908 --> 00:40:23,612
‐ Look out!

865
00:40:23,612 --> 00:40:25,649
( Kukri clatters to floor )

866
00:40:25,649 --> 00:40:27,520
Now that Priya and Leon have
given themselves to each other

867
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:31,060
by solemn vows with the joining
of hands, I pronounce you‐‐

868
00:40:32,863 --> 00:40:34,767
( Echoing otherworldly sobbing )

869
00:40:35,134 --> 00:40:37,105
( Relieved sigh )

870
00:40:44,186 --> 00:40:45,856
‐ It's Daddy!

871
00:40:45,856 --> 00:40:47,660
♪ Uplifting music ♪

872
00:40:48,227 --> 00:40:51,033
‐ I now pronounce you
man and wife!

873
00:40:52,770 --> 00:40:54,206
( Gasping )

874
00:41:05,629 --> 00:41:07,065
‐ You okay?

875
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,038
You smell that too, right?

876
00:41:11,641 --> 00:41:13,077
‐ Marigolds.

877
00:41:13,745 --> 00:41:15,181
‐ Daddy's marigolds.

878
00:41:19,189 --> 00:41:20,726
( Sigh )

879
00:41:21,093 --> 00:41:22,763
‐ Nice work, Padre.

880
00:41:23,598 --> 00:41:27,138
‐ Believe it or not, I've worked
worse weddings than that.

881
00:41:28,975 --> 00:41:30,713
( Phone buzzes, dings )

882
00:41:32,650 --> 00:41:34,086
( Text whoosh )

883
00:41:34,654 --> 00:41:36,090
♪ Mysterious music ♪

884
00:41:39,296 --> 00:41:42,035
‐ It's a bunch
of texts from August.

885
00:41:42,570 --> 00:41:44,540
He's back at the
Donovan house.

886
00:41:45,809 --> 00:41:47,245
Megan is gone?

887
00:41:49,617 --> 00:41:51,053
‐ Afraid.

888
00:41:51,788 --> 00:41:53,324
August doesn't do "afraid".

889
00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:58,000
( Engine revving hard )

890
00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:05,248
( Tires screech )

891
00:42:16,671 --> 00:42:18,207
( Footsteps on stairs )

892
00:42:25,321 --> 00:42:27,827
( Bass hit and
high‐pitched ring )

893
00:42:27,827 --> 00:42:29,262
( Creaking wood )

894
00:42:30,966 --> 00:42:32,870
( Howl )

895
00:42:32,870 --> 00:42:34,306
( Thud )

896
00:42:39,216 --> 00:42:40,719
‐ Luke!

897
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:42,021
( Door closes )

898
00:42:42,021 --> 00:42:43,658
Luke!

899
00:42:45,161 --> 00:42:47,833
Okay, buddy. Look at me!
Look at me.

900
00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:49,637
Stay with me.
Stay with me. Yes.

901
00:42:49,637 --> 00:42:50,672
‐ Luke!

902
00:42:50,672 --> 00:42:52,308
‐ PHIL: Oh, no, no, no!
‐ SUSAN: Call 911! Call 911!

903
00:42:52,308 --> 00:42:54,045
‐ PHIL:
Stay with me!

904
00:42:57,185 --> 00:42:58,822
♪ Closing theme ♪