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IL:
We worked the Jackson house.

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‐ LUKE:
Class three shape‐shifting demon

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that bounces
from person to person.

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‐ TV REPORTER:
Both the Travis's, the victims

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of tonight's incident,

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were clients
of the same real estate firm.

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‐ LUKE:
Something followed us home.

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‐ SUSAN:
How did it get up here?

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‐ AUGUST:
It found a host.

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( Demonic howl )

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‐ PHIL: Did we get it?
‐ AUGUST: It rests in pieces.

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( Applause )

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‐ SUSAN: What's wrong?

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( Kiss )

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‐ ROADIE MEGAN:
You take us home.

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♪ 50's pop song ♪

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♪ Ooh‐ooh‐ooh‐ooh ♪

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‐ MALE SINGER:
♪ Listen people ♪

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♪ Go put on your dancing shoes ♪

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♪ Come on, people ♪

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♪ Chase away these blues ♪

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♪ 'Cuz tonight, yeah ♪

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♪ You know we gonna have‐‐ ♪

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( 50's pop song
grinds to a halt )

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( Heartbeats )

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( Panting )

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( Heartbeats continue )

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♪ Melancholy music ♪

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‐ NELLIE:
Please...

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It's time for me to go.

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( Metallic whoosh )

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♪ Emotional music ♪

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( Whooshing air )

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( Screams )

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( Air whooshes out )

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( Wind blowing )

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♪ Opening theme ♪

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( Man screaming )

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( Office phone
rings in background )

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♪ Gentle music ♪

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‐ AUGUST:
How's he taking it?

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‐ Not good.

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Him and Megan got into
a huge fight earlier

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and clients have been calling,

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pulling their listings
all morning.

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( Deep sigh )

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‐ LUKE:
Okay...

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So...

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it was Antonia Hablanis
moving her listing

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to Livingston‐Kent.

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And the Kims have decided not to
list with us because, uh...

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personal reasons.

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‐ Rita Weiss is probably putting
her sign in their front yard

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as we speak.

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‐ Unless Bob Livingston

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has already sprayed it
with his musky odor.

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‐ And already
the vultures gather

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and feast upon my flesh.

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Aleister Crowley.

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‐ Any clients that they
could take from us,

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we didn't deserve to keep.

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Can you run by
and get our signs?

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‐ You know, we could be
huge assholes about it.

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‐ These people
signed contracts.

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‐ We will take satisfaction
in being the grown‐ups here.

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And in the thought of
Bob Livingston having to

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disclose to prospective buyers
that a lady with goat legs

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goes clip‐clopping
down the upstairs hallway

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every night at twelve‐oh‐three.

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‐ So...

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We in trouble,
or what?

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‐ Look, it's late.
I need to think.

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We'll circle back tomorrow?

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‐ We're in trouble.

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‐ First Travis.

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Now this Jackson thing.

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Two high‐profile incidents
resulting in death and drama

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in less than a year.

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‐ None of this
is Luke's fault.

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‐ Tell that to Luke.

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‐ Seriously,

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tell it to Luke.

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♪ Gentle music ♪

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( Bowling ball striking pins )

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‐ CARL:
Physics.

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That's all it is.

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Your release was too high.

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Ball didn't have time
to connect to the floor enough

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for the friction to take hold
to create the desirable

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30‐degree trajectory
into the pocket.

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‐ You really know how to suck
the fun out of everything,

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don't you?

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‐ So, how are things going?

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‐ Oh, let's see...

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I'm an industry pariah,

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clients are firing me
left and right.

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Responsible for
domestic violence

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and the death of innocents.

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‐ Well, you still
have your health.

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‐ You gonna bowl or what?

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‐ Ah. Wrong shoes.

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‐ Dad, what if I'd
never been like this?

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What if I'd never been able
to see these things?

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Talk to them?

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What if I'd just been born
a normal kid?

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‐ Who are you calling
"these things"?

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♪ Emotional music ♪

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Nice one!
( Laughs )

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See what happens when you find
a direction of impact

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to distribute
the kinetic energy?

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The answer, uh,

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to your question is, uh...

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You were a normal kid.

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And if you weren't,

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I'd've loved you every bit
as much as I did.

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Your mother probably
still would have left us.

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Wasn't you, Luke.

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It wasn't even me.

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It was her.

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‐ She said I was
a disappointment and a failure.

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‐ Now, that doesn't
sound like her.

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I knew her, Luke.

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I knew her in the good times

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and, God, they were good.

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I loved her a long time.

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Long after she left us.

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Can't say for sure
I ever stopped.

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‐ Well, that must
not have been easy.

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‐ She was in pain.

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But she was never cruel.

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‐ People change.

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‐ SUSAN:
Hey, you.

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They told me you'd be here.

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Used to do a bit of
bowling myself.

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♪ Bright music ♪

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‐ So, let me guess:

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Zooey thought I
needed a pep talk

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and you drew the short straw.

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‐ It's wrong that you're
blaming yourself

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for Travis and Jackson.

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Those things
are gonna happen

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with the kind of houses we sell.

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( Ball hits pins )

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( Sigh )

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‐ We are good, you and I.

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We're good at the fundamentals.
Marketing. Sales. Staging.

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Financing. Hand‐holding.

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‐ We're damn good.

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‐ These horror shows,

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they make up a relatively small
percentage of our listings

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and our revenue.

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They account for most
of the time and aggravation.

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I'm tired, Susan.

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‐ What are you saying?

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‐ Maybe it's time to cut bait.

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Make the safe, smart play.

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Just take on
the regular listings,

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leave the other ones to
October 31st, where they belong.

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( Ball hits pins )

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‐ That would impact everything.

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Allocation of resources.

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Staffing...

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‐ Well, Phil could continue
to do our title work.

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Probably lose August to
some place like NASA.

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Or Hasbro.

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Zooey'd probably stay on
for a while, for the dental

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and free office supplies,
but she'd get bored and she'd‐‐

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‐ You need to
think this through.

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I feel like‐‐

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Like we‐we're doing some good.

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Real, existential good.

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( Chuckles )
( Sighs )

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‐ If you're done,
I'm gonna lock up.

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‐ I just have one more.

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( Phone line trilling )

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‐ Hey, it's Megan. Your move.

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( Message beep )

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‐ Hey. Uh, it's just me.

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I know your class schedule
is really insane.

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Was just hoping
to see you again

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if you want to see me.

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Ah, anyway, give me a call.
Or, even better, uh,

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text me when you want me
to come over, okay?

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Okay.

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( Growl )

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‐ PHIL:
We're a guitar

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and a sheet cake away
from being a support group.

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‐ SUSAN:
Luke has a lot on his mind.

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‐ Hey, y'all.
Let's make this quick.

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Just got off the phone
with a Lisa Neal in New York.

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She got our name
from Tessa Green.

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‐ Word of mouth.
The best advertising.

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‐ Ms. Neal's aunt Nellie
recently passed away.

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They didn't know each other;
last living relative

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type of thing. Anyway, she wants
us to clean up the place

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and liquidate it for the estate.

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‐ Natural causes?

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‐ Sounds like it.
She was almost 90.

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‐ Natural causes sounds
like a nice change of pace.

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‐ So, I grew up in
the neighborhood.

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When I was a kid,

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I used to make some extra money
mowing their lawn.

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I never met Ms. Neal ‐‐

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she never went outside
as far as I know ‐‐

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and I'd always find a couple
of bucks stuck to the mailbox

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with a clothespin.

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Years later I found out it was
my dad putting out money for me.

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Felt sorry for the lady.

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‐ Your father sounds
like a fine man.

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‐ He was.

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Anyway, it is a nice,

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normal place and I'm going to
make it my project

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for the next couple of days.

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‐ We can hire people.

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‐ I just need to be busy
with something.

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I have a feeling this house
is going to be pretty heinous

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on the inside, so have
Shelley Disposal

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deliver a dumpster, would you?

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Pass my calls along
to Susan, okay?

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I will check in
once in a while.

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♪ Placid music ♪

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‐ I am late for a showing.

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( Elevator arriving ding )
‐ Uh, wait!

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My tools are still in your...

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Trunk.

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I need to check my M. E. D.'s
screening algorithm.

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I never should have missed
that second Roadie.

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‐ How could you know?

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Roadies never travel
in even numbers.

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♪ Pensive music ♪

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( Engine turns off )

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( Birds chirping )

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( Car door closes )

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( Cell phone rings )

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‐ Hey, Zooey.

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‐ Hey. Megan's on the phone.
She's looking for Luke.

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‐ I'll take it.

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( Buzz )
( Line ringing )

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Megan, hi.

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‐ I need Luke.

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‐ He's tied up right now.

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Is there something
I can help with?

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‐ It's a problem with the house.

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A big problem.

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‐ I just finished a showing
not far from you.

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Do you want me to stop by?

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‐ Yes.

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♪ Eerie music ♪

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( Blowing wind )

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♪ Eerie music swells ♪

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( Door closes )

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♪ Eerie music continues ♪

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( Can opening )

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( Loud belch )

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‐ Huh. I, uh...

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Wonder how I got here?

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‐ Calibration
is perfect.

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Problem must lie
in the M. E. D. which

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is still in Susan's trunk
along with my

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acoustic propagation
sound‐scope and my nanny‐cam.

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‐ Nanny‐cam?

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‐ Some technologies
require no improvement.

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( Approaching footsteps )

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‐ So, I dug into this nice,
normal Neal house.

265
00:14:42,030 --> 00:14:44,101
It's built by Nellie's parents
back in the 50's.

266
00:14:44,101 --> 00:14:46,506
She would have been
about 16 then.

267
00:14:46,506 --> 00:14:48,476
She inherited the place
just a few months later

268
00:14:48,476 --> 00:14:51,248
when her parents died
in a freak accident.

269
00:14:52,383 --> 00:14:54,488
‐ I become apprehensive
when the words

270
00:14:54,488 --> 00:14:57,127
"freak" and "accident"
are used concurrently.

271
00:14:57,127 --> 00:14:58,597
‐ Yeah.

272
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,268
I tracked down
the police report.

273
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:04,509
They each fell out of two
different attic windows

274
00:15:04,509 --> 00:15:06,311
at the same time.

275
00:15:06,311 --> 00:15:08,617
‐ Wow. And
what are the odds?

276
00:15:10,086 --> 00:15:12,992
‐ Over the years, police have
taken multiple complaints:

277
00:15:12,992 --> 00:15:15,597
garbage, weeds,
varmints, et cetera.

278
00:15:15,597 --> 00:15:17,535
Social services
registered seven visits

279
00:15:17,535 --> 00:15:19,939
in the last three years.

280
00:15:19,939 --> 00:15:22,978
All attempts to remove
Ms. Neal from the house

281
00:15:23,212 --> 00:15:24,615
failed.

282
00:15:24,615 --> 00:15:26,118
‐ 'Til she got
the big remove.

283
00:15:26,118 --> 00:15:27,521
‐ Yeah.

284
00:15:27,521 --> 00:15:29,291
Face up on the porch.

285
00:15:30,627 --> 00:15:34,434
It was the first time anyone
can remember seeing her outside.

286
00:15:35,136 --> 00:15:37,942
‐ This seems like information
Luke should know.

287
00:15:40,146 --> 00:15:42,183
‐ He's turned his phone off.

288
00:15:45,624 --> 00:15:47,260
‐ SUSAN:
God, what happened?

289
00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:48,429
‐ MEGAN:
That's the thing.

290
00:15:48,429 --> 00:15:50,032
I don't know!

291
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,103
I woke up in the library.

292
00:15:52,437 --> 00:15:55,009
It was a mess, just like this.

293
00:15:56,445 --> 00:15:58,249
Someone was in the house!

294
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,286
‐ Just awful.

295
00:16:00,521 --> 00:16:03,560
I mean, you don't think
it was... your ex?

296
00:16:04,327 --> 00:16:05,731
‐ Brock?

297
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,333
No, I don't think
he's capable

298
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,037
of this kind of irrational
crime of passion.

299
00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:11,108
‐ Did you
change the locks?

300
00:16:11,108 --> 00:16:12,511
‐ Uh‐oh.

301
00:16:12,511 --> 00:16:14,181
‐ Does anybody else
have a key?

302
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,018
‐ Only my
real estate agent.

303
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:18,690
‐ I think we can rule him out.

304
00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:21,195
Maybe you should call the cops.
I mean, what if it's some

305
00:16:21,195 --> 00:16:22,698
creepy person?

306
00:16:22,698 --> 00:16:25,537
‐ Or, worse yet,
what if it's not?

307
00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:30,714
‐ You need to get
out of here. It's time.

308
00:16:30,714 --> 00:16:33,085
‐ Well, I found a place I love.

309
00:16:33,085 --> 00:16:35,323
Luke has it under contract,
pending inspection,

310
00:16:35,323 --> 00:16:36,693
title search and...

311
00:16:36,693 --> 00:16:38,362
( Sigh )

312
00:16:38,362 --> 00:16:39,632
Where is Luke?

313
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,403
‐ You haven't talked to him?
‐ Mm‐mm.

314
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:45,343
‐ Oh, come on!

315
00:16:45,343 --> 00:16:46,613
‐ What?

316
00:16:46,613 --> 00:16:49,685
‐ This says I missed
12 messages from Luke!

317
00:16:50,152 --> 00:16:52,490
Where have I been?

318
00:16:52,490 --> 00:16:54,160
What is going on?

319
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,597
♪ Upbeat music ♪

320
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:58,302
‐ I need to go to my car
for a quick sec.

321
00:16:58,302 --> 00:16:59,739
I will be back.

322
00:17:00,473 --> 00:17:02,110
( Sigh )

323
00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:08,723
♪ Gentle music ♪

324
00:17:16,205 --> 00:17:19,779
( Van motor turns off )
( Van doors open )

325
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,518
‐ Took you guys
long enough.

326
00:17:22,518 --> 00:17:25,323
‐ We hit a lot of red lights.

327
00:17:25,323 --> 00:17:26,759
( Birds chirping )

328
00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:29,397
Must be inside.

329
00:17:35,076 --> 00:17:36,345
PHIL:
Luke?

330
00:17:36,345 --> 00:17:37,781
‐ ZOOEY:
Hello?

331
00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:40,687
( Deep bass whoosh )

332
00:17:42,257 --> 00:17:44,829
‐ TEEN ZOOEY:
Who the hell are you?!

333
00:17:45,429 --> 00:17:47,534
‐ TEEN PHIL:
Who are you?

334
00:17:48,803 --> 00:17:50,507
‐ TEEN AUGUST:
Freaky‐deaky.

335
00:17:53,813 --> 00:17:56,084
‐ Um, what is this place?

336
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:58,389
‐ I've never
seen it before.

337
00:17:59,157 --> 00:18:00,694
‐ Yeah, no, I'm out of here.

338
00:18:00,694 --> 00:18:02,765
( Screeches and
howling wind )

339
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:06,539
Or not.

340
00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:08,275
‐ So,

341
00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:10,313
I mean, I guess we go...

342
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:11,816
That way?

343
00:18:11,816 --> 00:18:13,586
‐ Yeah, let's do that.

344
00:18:15,189 --> 00:18:16,592
♪ Eerie music ♪

345
00:18:16,592 --> 00:18:18,830
‐ TEEN AUGUST
Hello, is anybody here?

346
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,705
‐ I was just on my way to
not going to school and then

347
00:18:22,705 --> 00:18:24,542
all of a sudden, I'm here.

348
00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:26,846
‐ I was going to church
for choir practice.

349
00:18:26,846 --> 00:18:28,650
( Teen Zooey scoffs )

350
00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:30,520
What's your story?

351
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,591
‐ TEEN AUGUST:
I was fixing the tractor.

352
00:18:32,591 --> 00:18:34,829
It kept stalling, I'm pretty
sure it was the fuel line.

353
00:18:34,829 --> 00:18:36,833
( Chuckles )
‐ You're a farmer?

354
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:40,339
‐ I live on a farm.
It doesn't define me.

355
00:18:41,676 --> 00:18:43,312
Whoa.

356
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,351
This is a top‐of‐the‐line
Commodore 64!

357
00:18:46,351 --> 00:18:48,723
It hasn't even been
released to the public yet.

358
00:18:48,723 --> 00:18:51,361
Man, I'd love to mess
with this thing.

359
00:18:51,361 --> 00:18:53,465
Uh, if only I had some...

360
00:18:55,871 --> 00:18:57,541
Tools.

361
00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:00,580
‐ Can we please
just keep moving?

362
00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:03,687
♪ Psychedelic music ♪

363
00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:10,600
‐ You guys go ahead.

364
00:19:14,842 --> 00:19:16,478
♪ Angelic music ♪

365
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,219
‐ TEEN ZOOEY:
Whoa.

366
00:19:23,593 --> 00:19:25,229
What are those?

367
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:28,703
‐ Only my favorite candy
of all time.

368
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,539
Moby Dick.

369
00:19:46,539 --> 00:19:48,643
I always wanted to read this.

370
00:19:49,377 --> 00:19:51,682
‐ Spoiler alert:
the fish did it.

371
00:19:53,352 --> 00:19:56,291
‐ You know, all my
favourite things in one room.

372
00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:58,930
‐ Congratulations on your
low threshold for happiness.

373
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,936
This room's
creeping me out.

374
00:20:16,398 --> 00:20:17,835
Oh, hello.

375
00:20:20,841 --> 00:20:22,911
♪ 80's electronic music ♪

376
00:20:38,308 --> 00:20:39,712
Oh, sick.

377
00:20:39,712 --> 00:20:41,381
( Clicking )

378
00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:43,787
‐ TEEN LUKE:
All right, shit waffle.

379
00:20:43,787 --> 00:20:46,291
You really want
a piece of this?

380
00:20:47,293 --> 00:20:48,797
Bring it, bitch! I will‐‐

381
00:20:48,797 --> 00:20:50,967
‐ What is that?
‐ He sounds pissed.

382
00:20:50,967 --> 00:20:52,604
‐ Bam!

383
00:20:53,305 --> 00:20:54,742
No! No!!!

384
00:20:55,577 --> 00:20:57,346
‐ Sad Girl!

385
00:20:57,346 --> 00:20:58,817
Altar Boy!

386
00:20:59,317 --> 00:21:00,754
Hi!

387
00:21:00,754 --> 00:21:03,025
‐ Come on. We should
all stick together.

388
00:21:03,025 --> 00:21:04,595
‐ TEEN LUKE:
I am gonna reach

389
00:21:04,595 --> 00:21:06,031
through that screen
and kick your pale ass.

390
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,302
Oh, no. I don't think so.

391
00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:09,939
Bam!

392
00:21:09,939 --> 00:21:11,576
Eat hot smoking death!

393
00:21:11,576 --> 00:21:13,312
( Video game sounds )

394
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:15,984
Shit waffles!

395
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:24,367
People of Earth! Welcome!

396
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,871
( Chuckling )

397
00:21:28,342 --> 00:21:30,379
( Sighs )
‐ Voicemail again.

398
00:21:32,618 --> 00:21:35,356
‐ Did you guys have
some kind of a...

399
00:21:35,356 --> 00:21:37,628
Disagreement
after the awards?

400
00:21:37,628 --> 00:21:40,934
‐ Did we? Why is
that night such a blur?

401
00:21:41,602 --> 00:21:43,907
I remember watching you
up at the podium.

402
00:21:43,907 --> 00:21:45,476
You looked so great.

403
00:21:45,476 --> 00:21:46,746
‐ Stop.

404
00:21:46,746 --> 00:21:48,750
‐ Strong and powerful,
yet humble.

405
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:50,386
‐ Cut it out!

406
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,456
Eventually...

407
00:21:52,456 --> 00:21:55,530
‐ And the next thing
I remember, I was here.

408
00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:57,935
Alone, passed out
on the couch.

409
00:21:59,337 --> 00:22:01,474
And the place
looked like this.

410
00:22:01,474 --> 00:22:02,911
( Both sigh )

411
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:05,684
‐ Well, I have no idea
what happened.

412
00:22:05,684 --> 00:22:08,623
But if it happens again,
we're gonna know.

413
00:22:08,623 --> 00:22:11,061
This is August's bag.
Amazing stuff.

414
00:22:11,629 --> 00:22:13,398
♪ Pensive music ♪

415
00:22:15,804 --> 00:22:17,608
( Booming bass hit )

416
00:22:17,608 --> 00:22:20,647
Don't touch this.
You know what that can do.

417
00:22:21,414 --> 00:22:22,918
Here we go.

418
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,026
If somebody ‐‐ or something ‐‐
is creepy‐crawling you,

419
00:22:27,026 --> 00:22:29,532
this hidden camera's gonna
catch them red‐handed.

420
00:22:29,798 --> 00:22:32,838
I'm gonna look
for a place to hide it.

421
00:22:32,838 --> 00:22:34,542
♪ Eerie music ♪

422
00:22:36,846 --> 00:22:38,816
( Growl )

423
00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:43,693
( Birds chirping )

424
00:22:43,893 --> 00:22:45,997
‐ TEEN LUKE:
Get ready to lose.

425
00:22:45,997 --> 00:22:48,168
‐ I am losing.

426
00:22:48,168 --> 00:22:50,005
I don't like it.

427
00:22:50,005 --> 00:22:51,742
‐ Stop moving!

428
00:22:51,742 --> 00:22:53,513
‐ I don't like pain.
It hurts.

429
00:22:53,513 --> 00:22:56,652
‐ I thought farm boys
were supposed to be tough?

430
00:22:56,652 --> 00:22:58,656
‐ I need a touch
of herbal anesthesia.

431
00:22:58,656 --> 00:22:59,992
( Lighter flicking )

432
00:22:59,992 --> 00:23:01,929
‐ Don't forget
your old friend.

433
00:23:01,929 --> 00:23:03,633
( Low video game sounds )

434
00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:05,102
‐ Bodacious.

435
00:23:06,739 --> 00:23:08,408
‐ Bodacious?

436
00:23:08,876 --> 00:23:10,479
How old are you?

437
00:23:10,479 --> 00:23:11,882
‐ 16.

438
00:23:11,882 --> 00:23:15,489
‐ I'm 16 and I've never
heard that word used

439
00:23:15,489 --> 00:23:17,561
in anything other than
ironic context.

440
00:23:18,696 --> 00:23:20,132
Bodacious?
( Laughs )

441
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,504
What year were you born?

442
00:23:22,704 --> 00:23:24,374
‐ 1965.

443
00:23:26,177 --> 00:23:27,848
‐ What?

444
00:23:28,415 --> 00:23:29,985
Luke,

445
00:23:29,985 --> 00:23:31,656
what about you?

446
00:23:31,923 --> 00:23:33,760
‐ What about me what?

447
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,832
‐ When were you born?
Sad Girl's checking IDs.

448
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:39,805
‐ '84.
( Exhales )

449
00:23:40,072 --> 00:23:41,742
‐ Yeah. Same.

450
00:23:42,209 --> 00:23:43,880
‐ '98, '65.

451
00:23:44,748 --> 00:23:46,552
‐ But we're all 16?

452
00:23:48,088 --> 00:23:49,959
‐ What if we're dead?

453
00:23:51,629 --> 00:23:53,031
Wait ‐ what if
this is hell?

454
00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:54,535
‐ TEEN AUGUST:
Naw.

455
00:23:54,535 --> 00:23:55,971
The weed's too good.

456
00:23:59,845 --> 00:24:01,481
♪ Gentle music ♪

457
00:24:02,684 --> 00:24:04,153
‐ It's the house.

458
00:24:05,055 --> 00:24:06,859
It's the house!

459
00:24:07,861 --> 00:24:12,036
It‐it brought us all here
and‐and made us 16 and it...

460
00:24:13,606 --> 00:24:16,177
It's giving us everything
it thinks we want.

461
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:21,254
Yeah, you got books and‐and
sugary jumper cables.

462
00:24:21,254 --> 00:24:24,193
You got old computers and weed.

463
00:24:24,193 --> 00:24:26,866
And Mallomars and...

464
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:28,503
Non‐productivity.

465
00:24:28,503 --> 00:24:29,605
‐ You got piercings.

466
00:24:29,605 --> 00:24:30,607
‐ Yes!

467
00:24:30,607 --> 00:24:32,811
‐ All right, so think of
something else you want.

468
00:24:32,811 --> 00:24:34,480
‐ Um...

469
00:24:35,784 --> 00:24:37,186
Okay.

470
00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:38,856
♪ Mischievous music ♪

471
00:24:40,527 --> 00:24:41,996
Uh!

472
00:24:46,772 --> 00:24:48,208
It knows me.

473
00:24:48,810 --> 00:24:50,479
And I think

474
00:24:51,181 --> 00:24:52,818
it likes me.

475
00:24:53,085 --> 00:24:54,922
‐ It seems to be

476
00:24:54,922 --> 00:24:57,259
telepathically reading
our desires

477
00:24:57,259 --> 00:24:59,898
and then leveraging them
to keep us here.

478
00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:13,125
‐ Does anyone
want to play Foosball?

479
00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:14,795
‐ Oh, hell, yes.

480
00:25:15,129 --> 00:25:16,766
‐ Seriously?

481
00:25:17,033 --> 00:25:18,836
♪ Mischievous music continues ♪

482
00:25:24,748 --> 00:25:26,552
( Doors creak open )

483
00:25:30,192 --> 00:25:31,862
Oh, yeah.

484
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,572
♪ Mischievous music
fades out ♪

485
00:25:37,039 --> 00:25:38,208
‐ This is motion‐activated

486
00:25:38,208 --> 00:25:41,114
to record anything that moves
through the front hall.

487
00:25:41,114 --> 00:25:42,718
( Growl )

488
00:25:42,718 --> 00:25:44,153
♪ Eerie music ♪

489
00:25:48,596 --> 00:25:52,002
So, you and Luke might want to
control yourselves so we can,

490
00:25:52,002 --> 00:25:54,641
you know, keep our PG‐13 rating.

491
00:25:54,641 --> 00:25:56,244
‐ Oh.
( Chuckles )

492
00:25:57,848 --> 00:26:00,653
‐ Could you, uh,
put that thing away?

493
00:26:00,653 --> 00:26:02,089
Gives me the creeps.

494
00:26:03,158 --> 00:26:05,964
‐ Sure took care of
those Roadies, right?

495
00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:08,268
Poof.

496
00:26:08,268 --> 00:26:10,272
♪ Pensive music ♪

497
00:26:26,906 --> 00:26:28,976
Just like the
Jackson kid's drawings.

498
00:26:33,653 --> 00:26:35,088
Three Roadies?

499
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:42,604
( Growling )

500
00:26:42,604 --> 00:26:44,040
Uh... Megan?

501
00:26:45,342 --> 00:26:47,881
( Squelching )
( Bones crunching )

502
00:26:54,995 --> 00:26:56,665
Ah!
( Scream )

503
00:27:05,783 --> 00:27:07,219
‐ The hell?

504
00:27:08,255 --> 00:27:10,359
What happened to
all my hardware?

505
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,029
♪ Eerie music ♪

506
00:27:20,279 --> 00:27:22,349
( Knife hits solid surface )

507
00:27:26,024 --> 00:27:27,694
No way.

508
00:27:28,328 --> 00:27:29,998
This place is faking it.

509
00:27:29,998 --> 00:27:31,802
♪ Eerie music swells ♪

510
00:27:32,671 --> 00:27:34,240
Yeah, no. I'm outta here.

511
00:27:38,381 --> 00:27:40,052
( Rumbling )

512
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,162
( Bang )

513
00:27:45,162 --> 00:27:48,134
‐ MALE VOICE
Vos... volos... nimis!

514
00:27:49,972 --> 00:27:53,044
‐ Okay. This may work
with somebody else, but...

515
00:27:53,044 --> 00:27:54,748
Shi‐‐

516
00:27:54,748 --> 00:27:56,184
Noo!!

517
00:27:56,184 --> 00:27:58,088
( Screaming )

518
00:27:59,123 --> 00:28:00,793
♪ Hip‐hop music ♪

519
00:28:00,793 --> 00:28:03,164
‐ MALE HIP‐HOP SINGER
♪ I just have to have her ♪

520
00:28:03,164 --> 00:28:04,835
♪ She puts up a fight ♪

521
00:28:04,835 --> 00:28:06,371
♪ I keep jabbing at her ♪

522
00:28:06,371 --> 00:28:08,108
( Foosball men
and ball clatter )

523
00:28:08,108 --> 00:28:09,945
‐ Yes.

524
00:28:09,945 --> 00:28:11,749
♪ ...with her lustful
combinations. ♪

525
00:28:11,749 --> 00:28:13,351
♪ I become impatient ♪

526
00:28:14,186 --> 00:28:16,024
‐ Where is Sad Girl?

527
00:28:16,224 --> 00:28:18,295
‐ Probably giving herself
a tattoo.

528
00:28:18,295 --> 00:28:20,432
♪ ...like when I
caught my case an... ♪

529
00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:22,469
‐ I'm gonna go check on her.

530
00:28:22,469 --> 00:28:24,373
♪ She says bye to me ♪

531
00:28:24,373 --> 00:28:26,010
♪ Eerie music ♪

532
00:28:59,343 --> 00:29:01,080
‐ ROADIE MEGAN:
This house,

533
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,951
it's a feast!

534
00:29:02,951 --> 00:29:05,289
So much pain and confusion
and heartbreak.

535
00:29:07,259 --> 00:29:10,065
You took two of my lives,

536
00:29:11,034 --> 00:29:12,369
but now

537
00:29:12,369 --> 00:29:14,040
I'm home.

538
00:29:19,083 --> 00:29:20,753
Oh! Ah!

539
00:29:20,954 --> 00:29:22,824
♪ Triumphant music ♪

540
00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:28,068
( Whoosh )

541
00:29:28,068 --> 00:29:29,805
No!

542
00:29:29,805 --> 00:29:32,409
‐ ROADIE SUSAN:
Oh. You want this back?

543
00:29:35,015 --> 00:29:36,785
( Whoosh )

544
00:29:36,785 --> 00:29:38,221
( Demonic growl )

545
00:29:46,204 --> 00:29:47,807
( Clattering )

546
00:29:47,807 --> 00:29:49,477
‐ MEGAN: Ah.
‐ SUSAN: You okay?

547
00:29:49,477 --> 00:29:51,014
( Groan )

548
00:29:51,014 --> 00:29:53,051
‐ Yeah. You?

549
00:29:53,051 --> 00:29:54,521
‐ Yeah, I think so.

550
00:29:54,521 --> 00:29:56,157
‐ Ahh.

551
00:29:56,157 --> 00:29:57,861
You hit hard.

552
00:29:57,861 --> 00:29:59,330
‐ Oh. You're sweet.

553
00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:01,000
( Megan laughs )

554
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,771
( Video game sounds )

555
00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:10,520
‐ Oh, dear.

556
00:30:11,187 --> 00:30:13,258
‐ I can't find Sad Girl.

557
00:30:13,859 --> 00:30:15,295
‐ Did you check her room?

558
00:30:15,295 --> 00:30:17,199
‐ It's not her room anymore.

559
00:30:17,199 --> 00:30:18,836
And I think she was right
about this place.

560
00:30:18,836 --> 00:30:21,274
It's giving us stuff
to‐to try to keep us here,

561
00:30:21,274 --> 00:30:23,144
but it's‐‐
None of it's real.

562
00:30:23,144 --> 00:30:25,382
‐ All of my screwdrivers
are the same size.

563
00:30:25,382 --> 00:30:27,887
And, have you noticed,
your score hasn't changed

564
00:30:27,887 --> 00:30:29,825
in the last 20 minutes?

565
00:30:31,427 --> 00:30:33,031
‐ That sucks.

566
00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:35,001
‐ All my books, no matter
what the title is,

567
00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:37,473
every page is page 339
from Moby Dick.

568
00:30:38,274 --> 00:30:40,012
‐ Is it an important page?

569
00:30:40,012 --> 00:30:41,982
‐ It deals with blubber removal.

570
00:30:41,982 --> 00:30:43,552
‐ Well, there you go.

571
00:30:43,953 --> 00:30:48,228
‐ I can't live in a world where
the books only have one page!

572
00:30:48,228 --> 00:30:49,564
‐ Vos...

573
00:30:49,564 --> 00:30:51,902
volos nimis!

574
00:30:53,539 --> 00:30:55,175
‐ Vos volos...

575
00:30:56,010 --> 00:30:57,413
‐ Nimis.

576
00:30:57,413 --> 00:30:59,216
That's Latin.

577
00:30:59,216 --> 00:31:01,287
It means
"you want too much".

578
00:31:01,287 --> 00:31:03,158
‐ Too much... what?

579
00:31:04,895 --> 00:31:06,330
‐ Ah!

580
00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:08,602
Help! Help! Ah! Grab my hands!

581
00:31:09,203 --> 00:31:11,107
Grab my hands, please! Please!

582
00:31:11,107 --> 00:31:13,144
( Yelling and efforts )

583
00:31:13,612 --> 00:31:15,282
( Screaming )

584
00:31:20,325 --> 00:31:22,129
‐ Man, this is bullshit!

585
00:31:23,933 --> 00:31:25,402
( Screaming )

586
00:31:33,051 --> 00:31:34,386
( Yell )

587
00:31:34,386 --> 00:31:36,491
( Impact, grunt )
‐ Oh!

588
00:31:37,226 --> 00:31:38,662
‐ Ah!

589
00:31:39,664 --> 00:31:41,267
Am I back to myself?

590
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:43,071
‐ Back to your
creaky mid‐thirties.

591
00:31:43,071 --> 00:31:45,375
‐ I forgot how much 16 sucked.

592
00:31:45,643 --> 00:31:48,549
‐ I was getting too young
for this shit.

593
00:31:48,549 --> 00:31:50,218
‐ Here.

594
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,258
Ah, you, too.
Come on, Altar Boy.

595
00:31:53,258 --> 00:31:54,628
‐ Ah!

596
00:31:54,628 --> 00:31:57,266
‐ So, any ideas
on what just happened?

597
00:31:57,266 --> 00:31:59,938
‐ We call it a
glamor of some kind.

598
00:31:59,938 --> 00:32:02,142
That house makes you
happy and secure,

599
00:32:02,142 --> 00:32:04,146
gives you
everything you want

600
00:32:04,146 --> 00:32:06,250
except it keeps you
16 forever.

601
00:32:06,685 --> 00:32:08,989
‐ But only in the house.

602
00:32:09,558 --> 00:32:11,394
‐ And something was off.

603
00:32:12,062 --> 00:32:15,168
The glamor, it wasn't perfect.
All my piercings disappeared.

604
00:32:15,168 --> 00:32:17,139
‐ My books only had one page.

605
00:32:17,139 --> 00:32:19,110
‐ It appears the house
isn't strong enough

606
00:32:19,110 --> 00:32:21,280
to properly service
a party of four.

607
00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:23,953
‐ There can only be one.

608
00:32:23,953 --> 00:32:25,355
‐ PHIL:
Like Nellie.

609
00:32:28,027 --> 00:32:30,365
The house is holding auditions
for her replacement.

610
00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:32,169
‐ And Luke just made call‐backs.

611
00:32:32,169 --> 00:32:34,039
♪ Edgy music ♪

612
00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:35,108
We gotta get him
out of there.

613
00:32:35,108 --> 00:32:36,545
‐ Mm.

614
00:32:44,426 --> 00:32:46,430
( Squelching, whoosh )

615
00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:50,973
‐ Ah, okay.

616
00:32:50,973 --> 00:32:52,544
I got no other plans.

617
00:32:53,311 --> 00:32:55,015
( Door creaks )

618
00:32:59,591 --> 00:33:02,129
( Door slams )
( Squelching )

619
00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:05,536
♪ Gentle music ♪

620
00:33:06,404 --> 00:33:07,740
Dad?

621
00:33:07,740 --> 00:33:09,410
‐ Skipped a generation.

622
00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,420
‐ So...

623
00:33:14,420 --> 00:33:16,157
The house thinks
the thing I need the most

624
00:33:16,157 --> 00:33:19,496
is a lively round of golf
with my middle‐aged self?

625
00:33:19,496 --> 00:33:21,334
‐ Who you calling
middle‐aged?

626
00:33:21,535 --> 00:33:23,706
‐ You look a little
weathered, dude.

627
00:33:23,706 --> 00:33:25,208
‐ I got one word for you.

628
00:33:25,208 --> 00:33:27,346
It's an important one
and it's one I'll hope

629
00:33:27,346 --> 00:33:29,684
you'll remember in
the years to come.

630
00:33:31,087 --> 00:33:32,624
Moisturizer.

631
00:33:32,624 --> 00:33:34,694
♪ Melancholy music ♪

632
00:33:34,694 --> 00:33:36,330
Anyway...
( Echoes )

633
00:33:38,769 --> 00:33:42,075
It's a pretty sweet gig
you got here, right?

634
00:33:42,075 --> 00:33:43,044
‐ It's okay.

635
00:33:43,044 --> 00:33:45,348
‐ Okay? This house gives
you everything you want,

636
00:33:45,348 --> 00:33:47,319
when you want it.

637
00:33:47,319 --> 00:33:49,791
You're not going to get that
good a deal out there, Luke.

638
00:33:49,791 --> 00:33:51,460
Trust me.

639
00:33:51,662 --> 00:33:53,331
‐ I know.

640
00:33:53,666 --> 00:33:56,437
( Putter strikes ball;
ball hits obstacle )

641
00:33:58,107 --> 00:34:00,111
‐ Now, out there,

642
00:34:00,111 --> 00:34:02,115
you're on your own.

643
00:34:02,115 --> 00:34:03,619
You want something?

644
00:34:03,619 --> 00:34:05,222
Good luck!

645
00:34:05,222 --> 00:34:07,392
You start needing people,
they need you.

646
00:34:07,392 --> 00:34:09,531
You get attached, bonded

647
00:34:09,531 --> 00:34:11,234
and it gets complicated.

648
00:34:13,137 --> 00:34:14,741
And one day you just...

649
00:34:15,108 --> 00:34:16,612
You lose them.

650
00:34:17,212 --> 00:34:18,649
Like Dad.

651
00:34:20,118 --> 00:34:21,688
‐ Something happens to Dad?

652
00:34:21,688 --> 00:34:23,792
‐ Life happens to him, buddy.

653
00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:28,167
Death is a part of life.

654
00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:29,537
Usually the quiet part.

655
00:34:29,537 --> 00:34:31,340
( Echoes several times )

656
00:34:33,512 --> 00:34:35,148
So, here's the pitch:

657
00:34:35,549 --> 00:34:37,820
You stay here and
none of it happens.

658
00:34:37,820 --> 00:34:41,561
None of the complications,
none of the muss, the fuss,

659
00:34:41,561 --> 00:34:43,398
scary nights, the sad goodbyes.

660
00:34:46,103 --> 00:34:48,141
‐ So, what do I do?

661
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:53,686
‐ You make the safe, smart play.

662
00:34:54,486 --> 00:34:57,426
You tell this house
this is all you want.

663
00:34:58,461 --> 00:34:59,864
‐ Out loud?

664
00:34:59,864 --> 00:35:02,202
‐ You think this house
can read your mind?

665
00:35:02,202 --> 00:35:03,672
Well, right.

666
00:35:04,306 --> 00:35:06,110
Duh.

667
00:35:06,110 --> 00:35:07,547
But, yeah.

668
00:35:08,582 --> 00:35:10,418
You say it out loud.

669
00:35:16,297 --> 00:35:18,702
‐ So, how do we convince someone
who is inside the house

670
00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:20,606
who doesn't know that
we're outside the house

671
00:35:20,606 --> 00:35:22,275
to leave the house?

672
00:35:23,612 --> 00:35:25,583
‐ Yeah, a bit
of a conundrum.

673
00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:27,352
‐ Well, we all went in
through the front door,

674
00:35:27,352 --> 00:35:29,824
but we all got ejected
through the window, right?

675
00:35:29,824 --> 00:35:32,362
So, the window is
the way out, okay.

676
00:35:32,362 --> 00:35:33,565
Okay, so,

677
00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:35,235
what if
I call Anthony?

678
00:35:35,235 --> 00:35:37,540
I'm pretty sure he can remove
the entire window frame,

679
00:35:37,540 --> 00:35:40,880
otherwise, he'll have to use
glass cutters and very carefully

680
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,850
cut around the
ornamental glass,

681
00:35:42,850 --> 00:35:44,721
unless it's
thermal pane‐‐

682
00:35:44,721 --> 00:35:46,357
‐ Stand back!

683
00:35:48,595 --> 00:35:50,231
Yes!

684
00:35:50,432 --> 00:35:52,503
‐ That's another
way to go.

685
00:35:52,503 --> 00:35:54,874
( Tinkling glass )
( Reverse whoosh )

686
00:35:54,874 --> 00:35:56,444
‐ Ahh.

687
00:35:56,444 --> 00:35:57,914
( Zooey sighs )

688
00:35:59,584 --> 00:36:01,387
( Rock hitting turf )

689
00:36:01,387 --> 00:36:02,857
♪ Tense music ♪

690
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,370
‐ What's going on?

691
00:36:09,370 --> 00:36:10,706
What happened to my friends?

692
00:36:10,706 --> 00:36:12,476
‐ Friends?
( Scoffs )

693
00:36:13,512 --> 00:36:15,181
Those weren't your friends.

694
00:36:16,518 --> 00:36:18,187
You have no friends!

695
00:36:18,922 --> 00:36:20,626
You have ghosts

696
00:36:21,193 --> 00:36:22,730
and demons.

697
00:36:23,498 --> 00:36:25,536
Things that whisper at you
from under your bed.

698
00:36:25,536 --> 00:36:28,642
You have work 24‐7,
and that is all you have,

699
00:36:28,642 --> 00:36:30,378
you motherless freak.

700
00:36:33,685 --> 00:36:36,490
You are going to be
alone forever, Luke.

701
00:36:38,227 --> 00:36:39,664
Alone with the screams

702
00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:41,701
and the whispers.

703
00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:43,739
Busting your ass,
never a vacation.

704
00:36:44,406 --> 00:36:45,876
Burnout city.

705
00:36:47,947 --> 00:36:50,251
Or you can say the words

706
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,557
and stay here forever.

707
00:36:53,692 --> 00:36:55,395
Safe,

708
00:36:56,898 --> 00:36:58,569
unburdened,

709
00:36:58,902 --> 00:37:00,539
unchallenged.

710
00:37:02,476 --> 00:37:03,946
Just say,

711
00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:06,685
"This is all I want."

712
00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:17,540
‐ This is, ah...

713
00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:18,976
( Clears throat )

714
00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:23,418
This is all, um...

715
00:37:29,597 --> 00:37:31,367
But, se‐see the thing is,

716
00:37:33,739 --> 00:37:35,442
I want more.

717
00:37:35,442 --> 00:37:37,279
♪ Triumphant music ♪

718
00:37:37,279 --> 00:37:38,849
I hear the voices and

719
00:37:39,717 --> 00:37:41,487
I want to talk back.

720
00:37:42,890 --> 00:37:44,594
I‐I see these things,

721
00:37:45,361 --> 00:37:46,865
these people

722
00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:48,702
who are lost, and...

723
00:37:49,604 --> 00:37:53,377
I want to help them find
whatever's out there to find.

724
00:37:53,712 --> 00:37:55,348
M‐maybe that's

725
00:37:56,350 --> 00:37:57,854
god, or...

726
00:37:58,321 --> 00:37:59,757
Maybe it's just...

727
00:38:00,626 --> 00:38:02,329
Peace.

728
00:38:04,466 --> 00:38:05,970
Or, uh...

729
00:38:06,705 --> 00:38:09,009
Maybe it's a miniature
golf course, which,

730
00:38:09,376 --> 00:38:10,846
by the way,

731
00:38:11,046 --> 00:38:12,750
this is not.

732
00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:14,787
( Electric arcing
and crackling )

733
00:38:15,623 --> 00:38:17,392
♪ Music turns dark ♪

734
00:38:19,531 --> 00:38:21,500
( Whoosh )

735
00:38:25,441 --> 00:38:27,747
‐ This is why we can't
have nice things.

736
00:38:37,399 --> 00:38:38,869
‐ ADULT LUKE:
Luke!

737
00:38:38,869 --> 00:38:40,673
♪ Gentle music ♪

738
00:38:42,910 --> 00:38:45,415
Are you sure
you wanna do this?

739
00:38:46,417 --> 00:38:48,755
( Low rumble )
( Whoosh )

740
00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:55,703
( Rushing wind )

741
00:38:55,703 --> 00:38:57,507
( Jumbled voices;
screeching )

742
00:38:57,507 --> 00:39:00,078
‐ TEEN LUKE:
Dad, are you even here?

743
00:39:00,078 --> 00:39:01,915
‐ LUKE'S MOTHER:
You never had a family.

744
00:39:01,915 --> 00:39:03,050
‐ LUKE:
Stay with me!

745
00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:04,821
‐ I was being honest.

746
00:39:06,791 --> 00:39:08,695
A guy like you‐‐

747
00:39:08,695 --> 00:39:10,566
Like us‐‐

748
00:39:10,566 --> 00:39:13,404
who doesn't see the world
like everybody else...

749
00:39:13,972 --> 00:39:15,776
It is tough
out there.

750
00:39:18,447 --> 00:39:21,120
A lot of people are going to
push you away.

751
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,924
Mom was just the start.

752
00:39:24,459 --> 00:39:26,463
Or we could stay here,

753
00:39:26,463 --> 00:39:28,401
never give them
the chance.

754
00:39:28,401 --> 00:39:29,704
( Whispering voices )

755
00:39:29,704 --> 00:39:31,473
Don't go out there, Luke.

756
00:39:31,473 --> 00:39:32,944
You'll be sorry.

757
00:39:35,448 --> 00:39:37,687
‐ What'd Dad always tell us?

758
00:39:40,793 --> 00:39:42,563
"Ships are safe at harbor."

759
00:39:45,536 --> 00:39:47,840
‐ That's not what ships are for.

760
00:39:52,617 --> 00:39:54,152
‐ Everybody okay?
‐ Luke!

761
00:39:54,152 --> 00:39:56,457
‐ Bud!
‐ I believe so.

762
00:39:56,758 --> 00:39:58,595
‐ What happened in there?

763
00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:01,133
The glamor, the illusion.

764
00:40:02,102 --> 00:40:03,805
‐ I tore it open.

765
00:40:03,805 --> 00:40:05,008
I don't think anybody's
ever called it

766
00:40:05,008 --> 00:40:06,477
on its bullshit before.

767
00:40:06,477 --> 00:40:08,582
‐ Certainly nobody with
your unique...

768
00:40:09,751 --> 00:40:11,387
perspective, Luke.

769
00:40:12,590 --> 00:40:14,159
Sometimes it is a gift.

770
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,169
‐ I guess it is.

771
00:40:19,904 --> 00:40:21,574
‐ So...

772
00:40:21,574 --> 00:40:23,645
Is the house
back to normal?

773
00:40:23,645 --> 00:40:25,148
♪ Tense music ♪

774
00:40:36,871 --> 00:40:38,909
( Low‐pitched rumble;
high‐pitched whine )

775
00:40:41,447 --> 00:40:43,017
( Car doors open )

776
00:40:45,021 --> 00:40:46,791
( Car doors close )

777
00:40:52,202 --> 00:40:53,905
‐ What's he doing?

778
00:40:53,905 --> 00:40:55,676
‐ PHIL:
What he does.

779
00:40:56,143 --> 00:40:57,780
‐ Glamor is broken.

780
00:40:58,682 --> 00:41:00,151
Are you okay?
Where you been?

781
00:41:00,151 --> 00:41:01,888
‐ We'll talk later.

782
00:41:01,888 --> 00:41:03,525
‐ Okay.

783
00:41:04,226 --> 00:41:05,929
Um,

784
00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:08,635
well, since you're all here,

785
00:41:11,941 --> 00:41:15,783
I need to tell you about
a decision that I've made.

786
00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:19,657
I've been thinking that it might
be time for us to go legit.

787
00:41:19,657 --> 00:41:21,193
Mainstream.

788
00:41:21,193 --> 00:41:23,532
Just like any other
residential brokerage,

789
00:41:23,532 --> 00:41:25,936
just a little more
fashion‐forward.

790
00:41:25,936 --> 00:41:27,540
♪ Moving music ♪

791
00:41:30,512 --> 00:41:32,082
But now I've decided...

792
00:41:32,082 --> 00:41:33,719
Nah.

793
00:41:35,989 --> 00:41:37,660
This thing'll blow over.

794
00:41:38,695 --> 00:41:40,999
‐ We gotta be who we are.

795
00:41:41,534 --> 00:41:42,970
‐ No faking it.

796
00:41:43,939 --> 00:41:45,976
‐ We are built
for a particular job.

797
00:41:45,976 --> 00:41:47,580
‐ LUKE:
Exactly.

798
00:41:47,580 --> 00:41:49,550
Now, I want you
to go home tonight.

799
00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:51,053
Rest up, hydrate,

800
00:41:51,053 --> 00:41:53,224
because we are going to
come back to the office tomorrow

801
00:41:53,224 --> 00:41:56,998
ready to kick a whole lot of ass
and close a whole lot of escrow!

802
00:41:56,998 --> 00:41:58,869
‐ Hells, yeah, we are!

803
00:41:58,869 --> 00:42:00,572
( Claps )

804
00:42:07,252 --> 00:42:09,022
( Low throbbing pulse )

805
00:42:10,024 --> 00:42:11,728
( Distant siren )

806
00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:15,134
( Low throbbing
pulse continues )

807
00:42:26,624 --> 00:42:29,262
( Computer drives
spin up to speed )

808
00:42:45,796 --> 00:42:47,265
( Loud screech )

809
00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:48,902
( Static )

810
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:53,010
♪ Closing credit score ♪