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Protecting the God‐given,
market‐driven value

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of your property from
anything in this world...

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[ Grunt ]

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or the next.
Don't even ask.

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‐ That should be
our company slogan.

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‐ None of the
others like me.

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‐ We need you.

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‐ The technical
term is telekinesis.

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‐ It happened to you
when you were my age?

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‐ I set things on fire.

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‐ Let them see
who you really are.

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I bet they'll like her.

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‐ Brock moved out.

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‐ Really?
‐ We're done.

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‐ If you like her,
you should make a move.

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[ Door slams shut ]

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[ Waves hitting shore ]

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♪ Mysterious music ♪

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[ Horse nickers ]

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‐ SOPHIE:
Duncan.

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Duncan!

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‐ DUNCAN:
You're beautiful, babe.

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‐ You're snoring, or making,
like, horse sounds.

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Roll over.

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‐ Okay.

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[ Snoring ]

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[ Groans ]

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[ Footfalls on stairs ]

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[ Tap running ]

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[ Clattering ]

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[ Water dripping ]

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[ Approaching footsteps ]

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♪♪♪♪♪

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♪♪♪♪♪

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[ Blowing wind ]

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[ Door closes ]

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[ Slurping ]

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[ Coughing ]

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[ Choking ]

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[ Water spraying onto floor ]

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[ Doorbell ]

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‐ Susan.
‐ Duncan! Welcome home!

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A little bubbly for you guys
and a new little friend!

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Settling in okay?

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‐ Mm‐hm.

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Forget million‐dollar views ‐‐
this is priceless!

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You guys must be loving it!

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‐ Sophie's a little
under the weather this morning.

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‐ Oh. I'm so sorry
to hear that.

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‐ She'll pull through.

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You know, Susan,
we specifically requested

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Cloud White on the ceilings,

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but this seems

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cloudy.

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They didn't use Arctic Dove
instead, did they?

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‐ Surely not.

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The seller's contractor received
your punch list last week.

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‐ Oh, look, I know you're
just the broker agent

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‐ Just the‐‐?

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Duncan,

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I have had the honor of bringing
you and this property together.

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Your ongoing happiness
is my personal responsibility.

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‐ I'm moved
to hear you say that.

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‐ Especially since you insisted
on writing that precise language

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into the contract and
made our fees and commissions

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contingent upon it.

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[ Clears throat ]

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Um, as for the paint?

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It looks gorgeous, but I'll
check with the painter, okay?

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‐ Mm‐hm.

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‐ The water pressure
is atrocious.

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It's like being drooled on
by an old person.

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Oh, Susan. Hey!

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‐ Sophie! Are
you feeling okay?

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‐ I think it's stress.

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Did Duncan tell you
the disturbing news

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about the Arctic Dove?

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‐ Ah.

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There is always
a tiny hiccup or two

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moving into a new place.

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These hiccups are temporary,

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but the ocean outside
your window is forever.

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Take it in.

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[ Burbling water ]

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[ Moaning ]

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♪ Theme music ♪

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[ Man screaming ]

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‐ LUKE:
So, here's the deal:

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We always pretty much focus on
the high‐end custom market.

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But just for a moment,
let us think outside the box.

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♪ Mysterious music ♪

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‐ Uhh, that's a lot of
boxes to think out of.

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‐ This is the
Somerset Estates,

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a master‐planned community
where families live, work,

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shop and play.

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‐ It's like they're
not so much a builder,

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they're more like
a 3D printer.

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‐ What they are is volume.

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And cash flow.

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‐ Yes! Thank you!
My point exactly.

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‐ Houses are built to
live in and not to look on;

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therefore, let use
be preferred before uniformity.

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‐ So, are you
with me on this?

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‐ Always.

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But Francis Bacon believes
you might be full of shit.

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‐ Anyway, the developer,
he reached out to me last night.

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Greg Chisholm,

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an old nemesis.

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‐ This is huge!

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They move, like,

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80 units a month.

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‐ Oh, not anymore.
Their volume is way down,

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they're having
quality issues like crazy.

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Their buyers are pretty close to
the torch‐and‐pitchfork stages

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and they're getting killed
on social media.

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Product liability lawyers
are probably

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creeping out of their
coffins as we speak.

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The developer ‐‐ he is hitting
the panic button, big time.

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‐ So, why'd they call us?

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‐ Because, apparently,
somebody believes

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that many of these issues
cannot be explained away

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simply by shoddy workmanship.

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I told him we would
check it out.

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‐ Can you handle this
without me?

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My influencers by the sea
are turning out to be

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very high‐maintenance.

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‐ And they are the ones
threatening to tear up

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our contract, right?

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‐ In the nicest,

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most loving way.

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‐ 'Kay, you go ahead.
[ Knocks on table ]

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We got this.

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♪ Funky badass music ♪

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[ Revving engine ]

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♪ Funky music fades out ♪

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‐ Greg Chisholm.

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‐ Hello, Luke.

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Been a while.

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♪ Western music ♪

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‐ I didn't know you were doing
master‐planned communities.

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‐ Man's gotta earn a living.

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But you'd know that,

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working in that weird
little niche of yours.

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Hope there's no hard feelings
over Balmoral Farms.

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[ Vulture screeching ]

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‐ Another time. Another place.

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[ Stroller rattles
and creaks ]

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So,

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shall we get to it?

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You guys want to take a look
around the neighborhood?

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‐ My people'd be glad
to show you around.

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‐ Thanks...

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But we ride alone.

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♪ Western music reprise ♪

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‐ Understand you're
having some QC issues.

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‐ Our quality control protocols
lead the industry.

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Our challenges
run a bit deeper.

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Identical problems happening
at virtually the same time

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here and here and here.

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Windows shattering.
Floorboards splintering.

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Genuine simulated granite

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Formica countertops
splitting in two.

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‐ Not stuff you usually see
in quality‐built new product.

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‐ Luke, we're both
men of the world.

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You know that with the
kind of volume we do,

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corners get cut;
compromises get made.

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There'll always be a few
whiny perfectionists out there.

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‐ How many complaints
are we talking about?

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[ Footsteps ]

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[ File drawer opening ]

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That is a buttload of
whiny perfectionists, Greg.

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‐ So, can you
help us out or not?

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[ Scoffs ]

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‐ Why us? Why now?

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‐ My boss.

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His wife's into crystals
and seances and yoga and shit.

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Thinks there's something
more happening besides

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bad construction.

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Boss asked me about it;
told him I knew a guy.

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‐ Send me those files.

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Complaints,
the development plats,

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the site plans, the model
schematics ‐‐ everything.

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We'll do what we do
and we'll get back to you.

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‐ Look, Luke,

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if you can help us
out here now, we can

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make it worth
your while.

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‐ Like you did
at Balmoral Farms?

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♪ Mysterious music ♪

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[ Beeps and electronic hums ]

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‐ You picking up anything?

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This feels like

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the least haunted place
in North America.

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‐ We are looking for
wandering souls

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in a soulless
environment.

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Hardly seems productive.

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‐ That's why I like
the Donovan place.

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It's a creepshow that dares
to look like a creepshow, right?

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What?

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[ Louder and faster
beeps and hums ]

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‐ Something odd.

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‐ DAD:
Kieran! Tiffany!

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Lunch is ready.

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♪ Upbeat salsa music ♪

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[ Tiffany screams ]

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[ Woman screams ]

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WOMAN 2:
Ah!

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‐ SUSAN:
Okay, where were we? Um...Items

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incessant pounding noise;

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light switches
have weird texture;

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water pooling
on floors.

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‐ More like "seeps".

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Just appears ‐‐ it's not
like we're spilling it.

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‐ She knows, Duncan.

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‐ Well, I'm sorry, you asked me
to be more thorough.

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‐ Right, but you're mansplaining
what pooling is.

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‐ You know, it
really hurts me

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when you just throw
that term around.

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Sometimes it's just explaining!

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‐ With a penis.

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‐ Guys, let's just
get through this, okay?

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Arctic Dove,
not Cloud White

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and wobbly walls.

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Sorry, I‐‐

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Ca‐can you unpack
that for me? Wobbly?

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‐ Every time I walk by
this mirror, it's, like, moving.

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And it happens upstairs, too.

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I need mirrors to be impeccable.
I'm an influencer, so‐‐

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‐ Sophie,

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they're your mirrors.

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‐ They work fine
everywhere else.

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So the problem must be
with the walls.

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‐ Mm‐hm.

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[ Sigh ]

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‐ Let me look around;
take a few measurements.

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Check a few colour chips.
And then let's talk.

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♪ Upbeat salsa music reprise ♪

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[ Footsteps away ]

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♪ Mysterious music ♪

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‐ So, we have what?

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17 houses with
spontaneous breakages

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and system failures.
Phil?

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‐ Dirt is clean.

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No sign of
environmental engagement

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or histocultural plangency.

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‐ Augie?

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‐ As we wandered
through the neighborhood

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there was a sudden spike

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in our Photoreactive
Terraform Analysis.

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Multiple locations.

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It vanished as quickly
as it appeared.

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‐ Well, we are
missing something.

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How many different models
do they have?

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‐ Six.

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All named after famous forts.
[ Zooey snorts ]

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The Halifax. The Delaware.
The Independence. The Sumter.

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The McHenry. The‐‐

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What?

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‐ Ah‐‐

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I thought you said
famous farts.

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[ Laughs]

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♪ Mysterious music ♪

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‐ Can you put up
the aerial plat?

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All the places that stuff
happened are marked with an X.

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Can you overlay the location
of different models?

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♪♪♪♪♪

266
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,226
[ Beep ]

267
00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:09,162
[ Beep, beep ]

268
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,132
Bingo.

269
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,001
‐ They're all Delawares.

270
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,335
‐ So, here's what
I'm going to do:

271
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,070
some of these I can
get a contractor out

272
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,438
to fix right away.

273
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,307
‐ As in tonight?

274
00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:22,209
‐ It's 8:30.

275
00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:25,212
Tomorrow, probably.

276
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:29,416
Uh, the rest, um,
I'd like to bring to my team.

277
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:33,420
It‐it may be the property itself
has some eccentricities.

278
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,190
We'll get some experts
to sort them all out, okay?

279
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,424
‐ We'd really
appreciate that.

280
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,360
‐ Because we're still within the
five days to register complaints

281
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,463
so if they're not fixed ‐‐
we don't want to do this‐‐

282
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:44,498
‐ We'd hate to do this‐‐

283
00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:47,067
‐ I would weep
like Dumbo's mother.

284
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,336
But, then we'd dry our tears
and I'd have the bank

285
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:53,340
stop the transfer of your fees
as specified in your contract.

286
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,576
Okay. Thanks, Susie Q!
Drive safe, okay?

287
00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,479
[ Door slams shut ]

288
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,450
♪ Contemplative music ♪

289
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,586
[ Pen down ]

290
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,230
[ Phone dings and vibrates ]

291
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,198
[ Text swoop ]

292
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,335
[ Swoop ]

293
00:13:23,537 --> 00:13:25,305
[ Clicking ]

294
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,179
[ Long sigh ]

295
00:13:35,349 --> 00:13:37,084
[ Clicking ]

296
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,454
♪ Mischievous music ♪

297
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,363
[ Music slows down
and stops ]

298
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:57,204
‐ Meg, you really know
how to pick 'em.

299
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,572
[ Blowing wind ]

300
00:13:59,473 --> 00:14:01,175
[ Racing engine ]

301
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,446
[ Horse neighing ]

302
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,049
[ Screams ]

303
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,022
[ Metal crunching ]

304
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,191
‐ And bam! Into the ditch!

305
00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:18,358
I had to call a tow truck.

306
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,194
‐ And it was a guy on a horse?

307
00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:22,196
‐ We could have sold it as an
equestrian property.

308
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:23,363
Upped the price.

309
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,632
‐ Ah, this place was
empty for years.

310
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:28,135
Run‐down cottage
on an overgrown lot

311
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,303
with a killer view

312
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:34,007
before the owner decided to
finally renovate ‐‐ cash out.

313
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,443
‐ We need Phil and August
up there to find out what‐‐

314
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,212
really is

315
00:14:38,412 --> 00:14:39,580
what?

316
00:14:41,415 --> 00:14:43,317
‐ Excuse us?

317
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,453
[ Phil scoffs ]

318
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:57,364
Remember when you told me it
was better for Phil and August

319
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,432
not to meet clients?

320
00:14:58,432 --> 00:14:59,399
‐ Mm‐hm.

321
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,235
‐ Duncan and Sophie are
literally the clients

322
00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:02,603
you were talking about.

323
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,540
‐ Okay.

324
00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:09,009
Tell them to take a few days
somewhere nice ‐‐

325
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,478
spa, hotel, whatever ‐‐ on us.

326
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:14,581
And then we'll do our thing
while they're gone.

327
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,451
[ Inhales ]

328
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:21,288
‐ By the way,
my car's in the shop.

329
00:15:22,623 --> 00:15:24,024
[ Phone button clicks ]

330
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,360
‐ Zooey! It is your lucky day.

331
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,496
You get to drive Susan
out to the coast.

332
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,165
‐ And leave her
for dead, right?

333
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:35,002
‐ This is why
we don't have H. R.

334
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,537
[ Hangs up phone ]

335
00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:39,173
Road trip!

336
00:15:39,173 --> 00:15:40,474
♪ Mysterious music ♪

337
00:15:40,474 --> 00:15:42,209
‐ Road trip.

338
00:15:42,476 --> 00:15:44,211
♪ Playful music ♪

339
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,047
‐ So, here's the thing:

340
00:15:47,548 --> 00:15:50,284
I still cannot fathom,
for the life of me,

341
00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:52,152
why Luke hired you.

342
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,221
I mean,

343
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,256
Phil has those
amazing research chops

344
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,358
and August?

345
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,327
He can duct tape
a KitchenAid mixer

346
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:03,463
to a walkie talkie and use it to
summon a Sumerian trickster God.

347
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,332
And me?

348
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,034
Well, it's self‐explanatory.

349
00:16:10,204 --> 00:16:11,572
But why you?

350
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,375
‐ I'm a closer.

351
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,611
That's another way of
saying I'm profit.

352
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,314
You're overhead.

353
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,184
♪♪♪♪♪

354
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,022
‐ The Delaware.

355
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,058
That model's been nothing
but trouble since we built it.

356
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,492
‐ Anything special about it?

357
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,062
‐ Just the sunroom.

358
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,297
Our CEO was going through
an artsy‐fartsy period

359
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,299
and he ripped off‐‐

360
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,401
that is, he was inspired by

361
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:44,338
the house that his partner
had designed for himself.

362
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,573
Stuck a big sunroom on the back.

363
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:49,276
At first, we called it
a "soothing solarium"

364
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,345
until the focus groups
pointed us toward

365
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:53,180
"inspiring conservatory".

366
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,181
[ Laughs ]

367
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:57,184
You know, move in ‐‐
become a tortured artist.

368
00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:00,153
Hang on. Here we go...

369
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:03,090
From the front it looks like
most of our other product.

370
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:05,425
But around the back and...

371
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,027
Boom!

372
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,062
ese sold like crazy for a while,

373
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,098
but fell off fast.

374
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:14,268
Today's buyer values
multi‐functional spaces

375
00:17:14,268 --> 00:17:17,171
and gourmet kitchens with
cantilevered eat‐in areas

376
00:17:17,171 --> 00:17:18,572
more than inspiration.

377
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,542
‐ Wonder...

378
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:24,011
Any chance in talking to the
original designer?

379
00:17:24,011 --> 00:17:25,479
The partner?

380
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,414
‐ They had a falling out.

381
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,283
He left.

382
00:17:29,283 --> 00:17:31,118
I think he died
a few years later.

383
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:34,454
‐ What about the original house?
Can you get me an address?

384
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,356
‐ Probably.

385
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,225
Look, Luke,

386
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:42,129
if you find out what's causing
all this, don't mess around.

387
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:45,365
Kill it. Destroy it.
Send this thing back to hell,

388
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,433
or wherever these things go.

389
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:51,271
Make me a hero to my boss
and his whack‐job wife.

390
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:55,075
You help me parlay this
into a sweet promotion,

391
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,077
I'll make it worth your while!

392
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,413
‐ Just get me
that address, okay?

393
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,215
♪ Upbeat mysterious music ♪

394
00:18:03,317 --> 00:18:05,018
‐ FEMALE MAP VOICE:
Turn left and your destination

395
00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,453
will be on your right.

396
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,698
You have arrived.

397
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,268
[ Birds chirping ]

398
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,573
♪ Mysterious music ♪

399
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,486
‐ ANGRY MAN VOICE
Go away!

400
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,154
[ Rumbling ]

401
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,589
[ Tree trunk cracking ]

402
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,424
‐ Ooh!

403
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,692
[ Grunt ]

404
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,732
[ Heavy breathing ]
[ Birds chirping ]

405
00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:54,034
♪ Mysterious music ♪

406
00:19:00,741 --> 00:19:02,476
[ High‐pitched ringing ]

407
00:19:14,087 --> 00:19:15,622
‐ You're Bernard Nightingale.

408
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,194
‐ You talkin' to me?

409
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,196
Talkin'?

410
00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:24,431
How's that work?

411
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,233
‐ It's a long story.

412
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,035
Mind if I come in?

413
00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:35,709
♪♪♪♪♪

414
00:19:40,581 --> 00:19:42,182
‐ No. Not there.

415
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,054
[ Sniffles ]

416
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,560
‐ You designed this, Bernard?

417
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,162
‐ Bernie, please.

418
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:57,164
Yes, I designed it.

419
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,034
‐ Very nice.

420
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,070
‐ It's a hellhole!

421
00:20:05,172 --> 00:20:06,673
[ Groans ]

422
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,475
I designed it

423
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,010
for her.

424
00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:12,479
My fiancée.

425
00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:15,549
Every inch,

426
00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:17,217
every corner.

427
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,719
Just for her.

428
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,089
‐ And the sunroom.

429
00:20:22,089 --> 00:20:23,724
‐ Lucy loved the sunshine.

430
00:20:25,092 --> 00:20:26,593
[ Laboured breaths ]

431
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,729
‐ What happened?

432
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:33,233
‐ Six months after we...

433
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:36,036
moved into our forever home

434
00:20:39,473 --> 00:20:41,708
she ran off with
my own brother.

435
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,545
‐ I'm sorry.

436
00:20:44,545 --> 00:20:47,181
‐ It gets better.
It gets much better.

437
00:20:48,148 --> 00:20:51,485
Not only did I have to
live in this place, but...

438
00:20:51,485 --> 00:20:53,086
my old partner

439
00:20:54,221 --> 00:20:55,722
the bastard ‐

440
00:20:56,757 --> 00:21:00,494
he dug my plans out of the trash
and built more.

441
00:21:00,494 --> 00:21:02,763
A whole bunch more!
[ Heavy inhale ]

442
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:05,032
Every one of them a knife.

443
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:09,036
A knife stabbing
into my guts.

444
00:21:11,138 --> 00:21:13,674
‐ You know, what you are
doing in here

445
00:21:13,674 --> 00:21:15,609
happens at every house
like this.

446
00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:17,578
[ Laughing ]

447
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,050
Yeah, you know.

448
00:21:24,151 --> 00:21:26,086
‐ This house

449
00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:27,588
full of misery.

450
00:21:28,422 --> 00:21:32,492
So anybody who ever lives here
is gonna be miserable, too.

451
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,563
It's my pain,

452
00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,599
but they're gonna
goddamn feel it!

453
00:21:39,433 --> 00:21:41,602
[ Yells ]
[ Laughs manically ]

454
00:21:41,602 --> 00:21:43,570
[ Rumbling and rattling ]

455
00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:47,207
[ Screaming ]

456
00:21:56,550 --> 00:21:58,552
‐ This paint color is fine!

457
00:21:58,552 --> 00:22:00,153
These people are insane.

458
00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:02,756
[ Shutter clicking ]

459
00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:05,192
‐ Hey! There's people
working down here!

460
00:22:06,627 --> 00:22:07,728
Geez.

461
00:22:07,728 --> 00:22:09,730
Hey, these ninja puddles
are real.

462
00:22:11,031 --> 00:22:12,432
Oh.

463
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:14,067
[ Sighs ]

464
00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:16,670
It's getting pretty late.
We should probably go soon.

465
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,673
‐ Ah, Duncan and Sophie
complained about disturbances

466
00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:21,141
at night.

467
00:22:21,141 --> 00:22:22,142
Late.

468
00:22:22,142 --> 00:22:24,478
Which we need to assess.

469
00:22:24,478 --> 00:22:25,546
On site.

470
00:22:25,546 --> 00:22:27,080
In real time.

471
00:22:27,548 --> 00:22:29,550
‐ Don't even joke about it.

472
00:22:31,218 --> 00:22:33,053
‐ It's a sleepover,
girlfriend.

473
00:22:34,154 --> 00:22:35,689
[ Laughs ]

474
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:38,158
‐ Saw a liquor cabinet, right?

475
00:22:38,158 --> 00:22:39,560
‐ Oh, hells, yes.

476
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,995
‐ Yeah. I'm going to kill Luke.

477
00:22:43,063 --> 00:22:44,598
[ Happy whistling ]

478
00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:49,570
‐ Working late.

479
00:22:51,138 --> 00:22:52,539
‐ I've heard that
you have something

480
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,208
you may need to dispatch.

481
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:56,210
‐ Oh, I hope it
doesn't come to that.

482
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,078
Just a sad, old,
pissed‐off spirit

483
00:22:58,078 --> 00:22:59,580
that can't move on.

484
00:23:00,614 --> 00:23:02,449
‐ I know the feeling.

485
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:08,021
‐ I'm afraid he's
gonna hurt somebody.

486
00:23:08,622 --> 00:23:11,158
Like a kid in
one of those houses.

487
00:23:11,158 --> 00:23:12,426
Not on purpose,
but he's‐‐

488
00:23:12,426 --> 00:23:15,295
‐ At the risk of invoking
an unpleasant memory,

489
00:23:16,029 --> 00:23:18,498
I would remind you
of the Travis house.

490
00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:20,067
♪ Melancholy music ♪

491
00:23:22,035 --> 00:23:23,570
‐ Point taken.

492
00:23:25,205 --> 00:23:27,174
‐ Perhaps Phil and
I should come along?

493
00:23:27,174 --> 00:23:28,742
‐ Susan may need help
on the coast.

494
00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:32,012
I'm going to need you
to stand by here.

495
00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:36,450
‐ Unless you run into
something unprecedented

496
00:23:39,553 --> 00:23:41,188
this should do the trick.

497
00:23:43,624 --> 00:23:46,627
I'm told that our client
requested that you ‐‐

498
00:23:46,627 --> 00:23:48,161
quote ‐‐

499
00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:50,197
send it back
to hell, unquote.

500
00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:54,601
This should allow you to
instantly render the entity

501
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,170
to irreparable particles.

502
00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:58,005
Death

503
00:23:58,005 --> 00:23:59,573
beyond death.

504
00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:01,441
If the moment comes,

505
00:24:02,743 --> 00:24:04,478
don't hesitate.

506
00:24:08,415 --> 00:24:09,750
♪♪♪♪♪

507
00:24:25,332 --> 00:24:27,334
‐ You set him on fire?

508
00:24:27,334 --> 00:24:29,036
‐ No!

509
00:24:29,036 --> 00:24:30,437
Just the draperies.

510
00:24:31,038 --> 00:24:32,439
And the wastebasket.

511
00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:35,742
I melted his printer.

512
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:38,478
‐ Ooh! I don't believe you.

513
00:24:38,779 --> 00:24:40,480
Who knows about this?

514
00:24:41,081 --> 00:24:42,716
‐ Luke.

515
00:24:42,716 --> 00:24:44,218
My mom.

516
00:24:44,218 --> 00:24:45,385
[ Sigh]

517
00:24:45,385 --> 00:24:49,456
The guys at a certain Del Taco
that is no longer standing.

518
00:24:49,456 --> 00:24:52,192
‐ I still don't believe you.

519
00:24:52,192 --> 00:24:53,126
‐ Ouch.

520
00:24:53,126 --> 00:24:55,062
‐ That Livingston guy.

521
00:24:55,062 --> 00:24:56,496
God, he sounds
like the worst.

522
00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,332
‐ Ugh! I know, right?

523
00:25:00,234 --> 00:25:02,069
But, at the time,

524
00:25:02,069 --> 00:25:05,305
I still thought
that Bob Livingston

525
00:25:05,305 --> 00:25:07,307
was my soul mate.

526
00:25:08,442 --> 00:25:10,110
[ Scoffs ]

527
00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:13,347
‐ Sorry. What, you don't believe
in soul mates, either?

528
00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:15,716
‐ Come on!
Soul mates are...

529
00:25:15,716 --> 00:25:18,051
purely mythical beasts.

530
00:25:18,051 --> 00:25:19,720
Like Bigfoot.

531
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,421
Or Tom Cruise.

532
00:25:23,223 --> 00:25:25,225
‐ You just haven't
found him yet.

533
00:25:25,225 --> 00:25:26,760
Have you?

534
00:25:29,229 --> 00:25:30,764
Mm.

535
00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:33,066
[ Sighs ]

536
00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:34,368
‐ Kyle Sommer.

537
00:25:36,336 --> 00:25:40,174
His family moved to town my
sophomore year of high school.

538
00:25:41,742 --> 00:25:44,978
God, I was a completely
different person with him.

539
00:25:46,346 --> 00:25:49,316
I was happier.
I was wittier.

540
00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:52,119
I wore pastels.

541
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:53,120
Once.

542
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,221
‐ See?

543
00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,056
That's a soul mate.

544
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,061
‐ I graduated
from high school,

545
00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:03,463
I went away to college
and Kyle didn't.

546
00:26:03,463 --> 00:26:05,199
♪ Melancholy music ♪

547
00:26:07,701 --> 00:26:10,437
Only found out later
that he'd hurt his back

548
00:26:10,437 --> 00:26:12,172
working construction.

549
00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:18,378
So, he started taking oxy
to handle the pain.

550
00:26:19,313 --> 00:26:22,583
And my Kyle was never a
go‐halfway kind of person.

551
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:29,489
He started taking more
and then he started dealing

552
00:26:29,489 --> 00:26:31,325
to pay for his habit.

553
00:26:35,329 --> 00:26:37,064
Salesman of the month.

554
00:26:38,332 --> 00:26:40,067
That was my Kyle.

555
00:26:46,073 --> 00:26:47,441
Um,

556
00:26:47,441 --> 00:26:49,243
he was dead by summer.

557
00:26:52,179 --> 00:26:54,381
They buried him in his
letterman's jacket.

558
00:26:57,317 --> 00:27:00,320
The same one I'd worn
all through senior year.

559
00:27:03,323 --> 00:27:04,791
Mm.

560
00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:07,294
So, if he was
my soul mate,

561
00:27:07,294 --> 00:27:10,330
I guess I'm pretty much
out of the game.

562
00:27:12,199 --> 00:27:13,534
[ Sighs ]

563
00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:16,737
‐ To Kyle.

564
00:27:18,238 --> 00:27:21,341
And all the other guys
who don't deserve us.

565
00:27:21,341 --> 00:27:23,076
[ Glasses clink ]

566
00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:29,316
Mm.
[ Clears throat ]

567
00:27:29,316 --> 00:27:32,085
‐ I am going to go
sleep in the car.

568
00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:33,187
You coming?

569
00:27:33,187 --> 00:27:35,189
‐ I am going
to stay here.

570
00:27:35,189 --> 00:27:37,357
There could be some
pheranormal‐‐

571
00:27:37,357 --> 00:27:39,092
‐ Phermanomal...

572
00:27:41,061 --> 00:27:42,196
There could be
some spookies

573
00:27:42,196 --> 00:27:43,363
I need to observe.

574
00:27:43,363 --> 00:27:45,065
‐ Mm‐hm.

575
00:27:45,065 --> 00:27:46,400
[ Footsteps receding ]

576
00:27:51,705 --> 00:27:53,307
[ Sighs ]

577
00:27:56,677 --> 00:27:58,345
[ Waves onto shore ]

578
00:28:01,114 --> 00:28:02,482
♪ Creepy music ♪

579
00:28:13,727 --> 00:28:15,329
[ Blowing wind ]

580
00:28:21,702 --> 00:28:23,337
[ Hoofbeats in distance ]

581
00:28:23,337 --> 00:28:24,972
[ Horse neighing ]

582
00:28:26,473 --> 00:28:28,208
[ Water drop splashing ]

583
00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:30,344
Mm.

584
00:28:31,078 --> 00:28:33,080
[ Water splashing ]

585
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,048
[ Gasping with fear ]

586
00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:37,184
[ Ghosts groaning ]
[ Scream ]

587
00:28:37,184 --> 00:28:38,452
Shit!

588
00:28:38,452 --> 00:28:40,187
[ Gasp ]

589
00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:42,489
[ Guttural moans ]

590
00:28:42,489 --> 00:28:44,358
♪ Ominous music ♪

591
00:28:44,358 --> 00:28:46,093
[ Nervous breathing ]

592
00:28:46,093 --> 00:28:47,494
No! No!

593
00:28:48,495 --> 00:28:50,197
[ Engine sputtering ]

594
00:28:50,197 --> 00:28:51,498
No! No!

595
00:28:51,498 --> 00:28:53,333
[ Horn honking ]

596
00:28:54,168 --> 00:28:55,769
[ Blowing wind ]

597
00:28:55,769 --> 00:28:57,304
[ Screeching ]

598
00:29:05,312 --> 00:29:07,014
[ Horn honking ]

599
00:29:08,115 --> 00:29:09,483
[ Engine starts ]

600
00:29:14,054 --> 00:29:15,489
♪ Music fades out ♪

601
00:29:16,089 --> 00:29:17,491
[ Heavy breaths ]

602
00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:20,027
[ Relieved sigh ]

603
00:29:24,198 --> 00:29:26,066
♪ Soothing music ♪

604
00:29:26,066 --> 00:29:28,468
‐ I heard Zooey's car horn
and then...

605
00:29:29,736 --> 00:29:31,338
they were gone.

606
00:29:31,338 --> 00:29:34,741
‐ They walked away?
Or, like, disappeared?

607
00:29:35,175 --> 00:29:37,744
‐ They were there and then

608
00:29:38,145 --> 00:29:39,513
they weren't.

609
00:29:40,214 --> 00:29:41,748
They looked mad.

610
00:29:43,217 --> 00:29:44,718
‐ Pissed off sailors.

611
00:29:45,419 --> 00:29:47,154
I wonder why.

612
00:29:48,088 --> 00:29:52,092
‐ I coughed up about ten gallons
of water last night, so

613
00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:55,762
I'm a little
out of sorts myself.

614
00:29:55,762 --> 00:29:58,098
‐ Did you save any of it?

615
00:29:59,099 --> 00:30:00,467
Hm.

616
00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:03,270
Okay.

617
00:30:03,270 --> 00:30:06,139
Okay, I'll head to the
village historical society.

618
00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:09,409
There's got to be something they
left out of the history books.

619
00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:11,745
[ Susan sighs ]

620
00:30:14,748 --> 00:30:16,316
She looks so peaceful.

621
00:30:17,417 --> 00:30:19,186
Almost like she's dead.

622
00:30:19,186 --> 00:30:21,188
‐ Hm. You wish.

623
00:30:26,193 --> 00:30:27,694
‐ Come on, Greg.

624
00:30:27,694 --> 00:30:29,696
He's a sad old guy
with a broken heart.

625
00:30:29,696 --> 00:30:31,064
‐ What are we?
A non‐profit?

626
00:30:31,064 --> 00:30:32,466
Blow him away!

627
00:30:33,433 --> 00:30:35,269
‐ I thought you didn't
believe in these things.

628
00:30:35,269 --> 00:30:36,737
‐ Who cares what
I believe in.

629
00:30:36,737 --> 00:30:39,139
I've got a CEO with
a wife who believes.

630
00:30:39,139 --> 00:30:41,275
I've got homeowners
who've just had trees fall

631
00:30:41,275 --> 00:30:43,710
in their front yards and
their own personal earthquakes.

632
00:30:43,710 --> 00:30:46,446
I've got lawyers using words
like criminal liability

633
00:30:46,446 --> 00:30:48,348
and class action.

634
00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:52,052
Luke, double your fee
and an ongoing retainer

635
00:30:52,219 --> 00:30:54,054
if you off him now.

636
00:30:54,488 --> 00:30:56,223
Be smart.

637
00:30:57,224 --> 00:30:58,725
♪ Gentle music ♪

638
00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:04,665
[ Phone trilling ]

639
00:31:04,665 --> 00:31:05,732
‐ AUGUST:
Hello.

640
00:31:05,732 --> 00:31:06,834
‐ Hey, August.

641
00:31:06,834 --> 00:31:10,437
Who was that architect
you used to go skydiving with?

642
00:31:14,074 --> 00:31:15,442
[ Pages rustling ]

643
00:31:18,412 --> 00:31:20,180
[ Quiet sigh ]

644
00:31:22,482 --> 00:31:24,184
[ Papers rustling ]

645
00:31:30,324 --> 00:31:32,059
♪♪♪♪♪

646
00:31:54,281 --> 00:31:56,049
♪♪♪♪♪

647
00:32:11,498 --> 00:32:13,200
[ Phone trilling ]

648
00:32:16,670 --> 00:32:19,173
‐ Come on, come on, come on.
Pick up. Pick up.

649
00:32:19,173 --> 00:32:20,207
‐ A lighthouse?

650
00:32:20,207 --> 00:32:22,743
Th‐the only lighthouse
is miles up the coast.

651
00:32:22,743 --> 00:32:24,211
‐ No! This is
the old lighthouse.

652
00:32:24,211 --> 00:32:26,146
They tore it down in 1887!

653
00:32:26,146 --> 00:32:28,415
But it was right there!
Right where you're standing!

654
00:32:28,415 --> 00:32:29,750
‐ Freaky.

655
00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:32,052
‐ So, it's this foggy day in
1811 and the lighthouse keeper

656
00:32:32,052 --> 00:32:34,021
decides to go into town
to see his wife.

657
00:32:34,021 --> 00:32:35,355
He must have fallen asleep,
I guess,

658
00:32:35,355 --> 00:32:37,191
because he wakes up with her
in the middle of the night

659
00:32:37,191 --> 00:32:40,060
and realizes, "Oh, god!
It's pitch black".

660
00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:42,296
So, he's‐he's racing his horse
to the lighthouse

661
00:32:42,296 --> 00:32:43,397
because he's gotta
light the lamp.

662
00:32:43,397 --> 00:32:46,166
It's dark as the grave,
you understand.

663
00:32:46,166 --> 00:32:48,001
I mean, there isn't even
the moon!

664
00:32:48,001 --> 00:32:51,038
And then he hears
the most awful sound.

665
00:32:51,038 --> 00:32:52,439
‐ SAILOR:
Brace yourselves!

666
00:32:53,707 --> 00:32:55,309
‐ No. NO!

667
00:32:56,076 --> 00:32:58,078
‐ A ship comes in too close.

668
00:32:58,078 --> 00:33:00,681
They can't see, right?
No lighthouse.

669
00:33:00,681 --> 00:33:02,316
No moon.

670
00:33:02,316 --> 00:33:04,151
So it crashes on the rocks.

671
00:33:04,151 --> 00:33:05,352
Nearly a hundred souls lost.

672
00:33:05,352 --> 00:33:07,187
‐ Oh, God.
‐ Yeah.

673
00:33:07,187 --> 00:33:09,156
People living in the house
after all of these years

674
00:33:09,156 --> 00:33:11,725
must have triggered,
like, something.

675
00:33:11,725 --> 00:33:13,293
Started it all over again.

676
00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:14,761
The sailors are coming!

677
00:33:14,761 --> 00:33:17,231
They want revenge
on the tardy horseman,

678
00:33:17,231 --> 00:33:19,066
but they will settle for you!

679
00:33:19,066 --> 00:33:20,367
‐ Oh, perfect.

680
00:33:20,367 --> 00:33:21,702
‐ And there's nothing we can do?

681
00:33:21,702 --> 00:33:23,303
‐ Yeah! You can
get out of there!

682
00:33:23,303 --> 00:33:24,705
‐ So, if the vengeful sailors

683
00:33:24,705 --> 00:33:26,740
don't fill our lungs with
seawater and kill us,

684
00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:29,276
the influencers will unleash
their Twitter mob.

685
00:33:29,276 --> 00:33:31,311
‐ Kind of a coin toss.

686
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,082
‐ We're staying.

687
00:33:35,082 --> 00:33:37,184
‐ You're staying?
Oh, my god. Okay, um...

688
00:33:37,184 --> 00:33:39,086
Okay, okay, okay.
This is what I need you to do:

689
00:33:39,086 --> 00:33:41,088
I need you to find a very big,

690
00:33:41,088 --> 00:33:43,156
very bright light
in the house! Like right now!

691
00:33:43,156 --> 00:33:44,691
The brightest thing
you can find ‐‐

692
00:33:44,691 --> 00:33:45,859
a spotlight, a sunlamp ‐‐

693
00:33:45,859 --> 00:33:48,295
and you need to get it up
on the roof, as high as you can!

694
00:33:48,295 --> 00:33:49,363
‐ There's really not‐‐

695
00:33:49,363 --> 00:33:52,065
‐ You need to look like
a lighthouse right now!

696
00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:54,668
‐ Ohh!

697
00:33:54,668 --> 00:33:56,203
♪ Stirring music ♪

698
00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:07,080
‐ Wha‐‐? This is the
brightest you found!?

699
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,349
‐ It has a three‐colour option.
That has to count for something.

700
00:34:09,349 --> 00:34:11,285
‐ We have to get it
up on the roof!

701
00:34:11,285 --> 00:34:14,188
‐ Seriously? Susan,
the cord is way too short!

702
00:34:14,188 --> 00:34:16,290
We'll never
get it up there!

703
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,695
‐ Wait here.
‐ What?

704
00:34:21,695 --> 00:34:25,165
[ Waves crashing on shore ]
[ Blowing wind ]

705
00:34:36,210 --> 00:34:37,711
[ Fire crackles ]

706
00:34:38,278 --> 00:34:40,047
♪ Inspirational music ♪

707
00:34:41,682 --> 00:34:43,317
‐ SAILORS:
Heave!

708
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,319
Heave! Heave!

709
00:34:47,154 --> 00:34:48,488
‐ CAPTAIN:
All hands!

710
00:34:49,690 --> 00:34:51,225
‐ Heave!

711
00:34:52,025 --> 00:34:53,360
Heave!

712
00:34:55,662 --> 00:34:57,197
Heave!
[ Ship bell clangs ]

713
00:34:57,197 --> 00:34:58,532
‐ ZOOEY:
Hey! They're turning!

714
00:34:59,299 --> 00:35:01,001
Susan, they're turning!

715
00:35:01,268 --> 00:35:03,003
‐ Heave!

716
00:35:03,003 --> 00:35:04,338
[ Fire crackles ]

717
00:35:08,275 --> 00:35:09,710
[ Crackling dissipates ]

718
00:35:09,710 --> 00:35:11,144
[ Sigh ]

719
00:35:11,144 --> 00:35:12,412
[ Sailors cheer in distance ]

720
00:35:12,412 --> 00:35:14,214
‐ SAILOR:
We did it!

721
00:35:19,319 --> 00:35:21,054
[ Zooey laughs ]

722
00:35:21,355 --> 00:35:23,223
‐ Wow!

723
00:35:23,223 --> 00:35:24,725
That was...

724
00:35:26,026 --> 00:35:27,394
impressive.

725
00:35:29,763 --> 00:35:31,765
No, seriously,
we could, like,

726
00:35:31,765 --> 00:35:34,001
rent you out for
Viking funerals.

727
00:35:34,001 --> 00:35:35,335
[ Susan laughs ]

728
00:35:41,041 --> 00:35:43,010
If this were a movie,
this is where I'd bring in

729
00:35:43,010 --> 00:35:45,045
Eternal Flame
by The Bangles.

730
00:35:45,045 --> 00:35:46,446
♪♪♪♪♪

731
00:35:54,421 --> 00:35:56,190
[ Crickets chirping ]

732
00:35:59,493 --> 00:36:01,195
[ Door creaks ]

733
00:36:02,196 --> 00:36:05,065
‐ I'm getting really tired
of looking at your face.

734
00:36:05,065 --> 00:36:08,468
‐ I sell real estate.
I get that all the time.

735
00:36:09,069 --> 00:36:10,404
‐ Leave me alone.

736
00:36:10,404 --> 00:36:12,039
♪ Melancholy music ♪

737
00:36:15,175 --> 00:36:17,177
‐ Every time I see you,

738
00:36:17,678 --> 00:36:19,413
you're always in here.

739
00:36:19,413 --> 00:36:22,015
Never in the
rest of the house.

740
00:36:31,725 --> 00:36:33,327
This is the sunroom.

741
00:36:34,661 --> 00:36:36,330
It was her room, right?

742
00:36:38,098 --> 00:36:39,466
[ Scoffs ]

743
00:36:41,001 --> 00:36:43,036
The room you
built for her.

744
00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:49,309
Look at this.

745
00:36:58,018 --> 00:36:59,253
ttle coffee?

746
00:36:59,253 --> 00:37:01,054
‐ Mm. No, thank you.

747
00:37:03,557 --> 00:37:04,391
‐ Greg Chisholm.

748
00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:06,593
‐ Susan Ireland.
I'm Luke's associate.

749
00:37:07,394 --> 00:37:09,162
‐ Lucky Luke.

750
00:37:10,497 --> 00:37:12,332
[ Office phone rings ]

751
00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:14,568
So, where is he?

752
00:37:15,469 --> 00:37:17,304
‐ Greg. Thanks for coming.

753
00:37:18,272 --> 00:37:20,073
‐ So, did you fix
my little problem?

754
00:37:20,073 --> 00:37:21,475
‐ Oh, I think so.

755
00:37:21,475 --> 00:37:22,776
The solution is simple.

756
00:37:22,776 --> 00:37:25,078
It's not easy,
but it's simple.

757
00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:26,780
Sunroom of the Delaware
was Bernie's gift

758
00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:28,081
to the woman he loved.

759
00:37:28,081 --> 00:37:30,417
‐ BERNIE:
She should burn in hell!

760
00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:32,386
♪ Mischievous music ♪

761
00:37:32,386 --> 00:37:35,355
‐ But, uh, Greg, the problem is
is that this sunroom

762
00:37:35,355 --> 00:37:37,024
was part of a design
that your company

763
00:37:37,024 --> 00:37:38,792
unlawfully acquired
from Mr. Nightingale

764
00:37:38,792 --> 00:37:40,194
and exploited.

765
00:37:40,194 --> 00:37:41,762
Now, this is a
huge problem, Greg.

766
00:37:41,762 --> 00:37:44,097
‐ But... he's dead.

767
00:37:44,097 --> 00:37:46,133
‐ Copyright protection
extends 70 years

768
00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:47,501
beyond the death of the author.

769
00:37:47,501 --> 00:37:49,303
‐ So suck it!

770
00:37:50,370 --> 00:37:52,739
‐ Your company can owe
Mr. Nightingale's estate

771
00:37:52,739 --> 00:37:55,242
millions of dollars
in royalties and penalties.

772
00:37:56,276 --> 00:37:58,312
But I think we found a solution.

773
00:37:58,312 --> 00:38:00,047
Phil?

774
00:38:00,547 --> 00:38:02,316
[ Ding ]

775
00:38:02,783 --> 00:38:05,586
We propose a retrofit
to every Delaware standing;

776
00:38:05,586 --> 00:38:06,854
an extra room,

777
00:38:06,854 --> 00:38:10,090
the multi‐functional space
today's buyers are looking for.

778
00:38:10,090 --> 00:38:11,558
Ain't that right, Greg?

779
00:38:11,558 --> 00:38:13,126
Bottom line:

780
00:38:13,126 --> 00:38:15,796
no more places like this one
on the face of the earth.

781
00:38:15,796 --> 00:38:17,397
No more quality issues,

782
00:38:17,397 --> 00:38:19,099
except the ones
resulting from your own

783
00:38:19,099 --> 00:38:20,501
lousy workmanship.

784
00:38:20,501 --> 00:38:23,570
No more synchronized shitshows
for your homeowners.

785
00:38:24,271 --> 00:38:25,739
Now, you make these
modifications

786
00:38:25,739 --> 00:38:28,275
in the next 30 days
and we don't sue you

787
00:38:28,275 --> 00:38:30,043
into the stone age.

788
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,048
Everybody wins! Heh!

789
00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:49,663
‐ This is about
Balmoral Farms, isn't it?

790
00:38:52,065 --> 00:38:54,501
‐ Do we have a deal or not?

791
00:38:55,235 --> 00:38:57,471
‐ You can forget about your
double fee and your retainer

792
00:38:57,471 --> 00:39:00,307
and you will never work
for us again.

793
00:39:00,307 --> 00:39:03,210
‐ Oh, our final invoice
is in the mail.

794
00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:05,345
But Greg?

795
00:39:05,345 --> 00:39:07,581
Before you go to sleep at night

796
00:39:09,116 --> 00:39:12,553
you might want to take
an extra look under your bed.

797
00:39:12,553 --> 00:39:14,321
♪ Ominous music ♪

798
00:39:18,792 --> 00:39:20,394
Now, see, doesn't that feel‐‐?

799
00:39:20,394 --> 00:39:22,129
♪ Melancholy music ♪

800
00:39:42,416 --> 00:39:44,284
‐ I'm glad you didn't
molecularly deconstruct

801
00:39:44,284 --> 00:39:47,321
a sad old man.
He moved on so easily.

802
00:39:47,321 --> 00:39:48,522
‐ Unfinished business.

803
00:39:48,522 --> 00:39:50,424
‐ And the influencers
paid in full.

804
00:39:50,424 --> 00:39:52,392
They're temporarily happy.

805
00:39:52,392 --> 00:39:54,194
[ Shredder continues whirring ]

806
00:39:54,194 --> 00:39:55,529
Would have been nice to
get some of those

807
00:39:55,529 --> 00:39:57,264
sweet Somerset commissions.

808
00:39:58,098 --> 00:40:01,301
‐ Principle isn't a principle
until it costs you something.

809
00:40:03,237 --> 00:40:05,372
‐ Plus, this guy once told me,

810
00:40:05,372 --> 00:40:07,107
"They always come back."

811
00:40:07,374 --> 00:40:09,042
‐ Wise man.

812
00:40:09,042 --> 00:40:10,511
‐ He has his moments.

813
00:40:12,179 --> 00:40:13,380
Luke,

814
00:40:13,380 --> 00:40:15,582
what the hell happened
at Balmoral Farms?

815
00:40:16,116 --> 00:40:18,318
‐ Remind me to
tell you sometime.

816
00:40:21,121 --> 00:40:22,589
[ Office phone rings ]

817
00:40:31,465 --> 00:40:33,200
♪♪♪♪♪

818
00:40:38,372 --> 00:40:39,573
‐ Hey!

819
00:40:39,573 --> 00:40:42,376
Not on time,
but less late.

820
00:40:42,376 --> 00:40:43,544
Baby steps.

821
00:40:43,544 --> 00:40:45,112
‐ Look...

822
00:40:45,112 --> 00:40:47,181
Luke, I know what this is.

823
00:40:47,181 --> 00:40:48,382
A meal out in public,

824
00:40:48,382 --> 00:40:50,450
gear down,
let's stay friends.

825
00:40:51,351 --> 00:40:52,419
What'd I miss?

826
00:40:52,419 --> 00:40:54,121
‐ Everything.

827
00:40:54,121 --> 00:40:55,455
My intentions,
my explanation.

828
00:40:56,123 --> 00:40:58,091
It's just...

829
00:40:58,091 --> 00:41:01,128
I knew I should have put
together some Keynote slides.

830
00:41:01,128 --> 00:41:02,462
Are you hungry?

831
00:41:02,462 --> 00:41:04,298
‐ Not in the least.

832
00:41:05,265 --> 00:41:06,600
‐ Let's just walk.

833
00:41:07,367 --> 00:41:08,769
Can we just walk?

834
00:41:08,769 --> 00:41:10,370
[ Sigh ]

835
00:41:15,576 --> 00:41:17,311
♪ Gentle music ♪

836
00:41:18,178 --> 00:41:21,648
‐ So, you don't want
to come to my house anymore.

837
00:41:24,117 --> 00:41:26,386
‐ How do you feel about that?

838
00:41:27,087 --> 00:41:28,155
It's just too much.

839
00:41:30,290 --> 00:41:32,392
I don't want to see you
in the same place where she is.

840
00:41:32,392 --> 00:41:34,294
‐ It's too weird.
‐ Yeah.

841
00:41:34,294 --> 00:41:36,063
Yeah.

842
00:41:36,430 --> 00:41:38,198
Yeah, it is.

843
00:41:40,501 --> 00:41:44,037
‐ I realize that living
in the past is toxic.

844
00:41:45,506 --> 00:41:49,309
I spend my days trying
to help lost souls move on.

845
00:41:50,511 --> 00:41:53,146
Maybe I should take
my own advice.

846
00:41:58,318 --> 00:42:01,788
‐ I guess we'll have to
go to your place then.

847
00:42:01,788 --> 00:42:04,191
Which, I believe,
is on the left.

848
00:42:11,198 --> 00:42:13,267
‐ You want to come up?

849
00:42:14,535 --> 00:42:16,570
‐ Do you want me to?

850
00:42:18,105 --> 00:42:19,573
‐ So much it's scary.

851
00:42:29,316 --> 00:42:31,051
♪ Poignant music ♪