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[ SCREAMING ]

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I'm Luke Roman.

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‐ MEGAN:
Are you a priest?

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‐ LUKE:
I'm the Real Estate guy.

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I'm about one thing:
protecting the God‐given

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market‐driven value
of your property

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from anything in this world...

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Or the next.

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‐ You're talking
about haunted houses?

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LUKE:
Everybody, this is

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Susan Ireland, our new agent.

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Zooey, our office manager.

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Father Phil.
He does our research.

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August designs some of our
proprietary technology.

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‐ SUSAN:
What exactly do we do?

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‐ LUKE:
The client is Donovan. Megan.

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You know the drill.
Complete psychokinetic triage,

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malevolent entity evaluation.

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‐ LAUREN:
You're the ghost guy.

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Ah!

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‐ The technical
term is telekinesis.

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‐ This happened to you,
when you were my age?

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‐ Your house? I've been
watching it for a while.

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Before your grandfather
bought the place,

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she came next door
to complain about the weeds.

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Nobody ever saw that lady again.

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‐ Your mother?

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‐ I believe it's going to be
very interesting

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working for you.

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‐ I believe
that you're right.

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[ DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE ]

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[ QUIET EERIE MUSIC ]

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[ INDISCTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

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[ THRASHING AND GRUNTING ]

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‐ GIRL:
Come on.

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Dad!

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[ WINDOW LOCK ENGAGES ]

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[ WINDOW LOCK ENGAGES ]

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[ WINDOW LOCK ENGAGES ]

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♪♪♪♪♪

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‐ BOY:
Come on! Dad!

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‐ DAD:
Calm down.

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[ SCREAMING ]

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[ HEAVY THUDS AND CRASHES ]

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[ MOANING AND SCREAMING ]

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‐ DAD:
Oh, god, no!

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[ DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE ]

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[ LOUD EXPLOSION ]

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[ CAR ALARM ]

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♪♪♪ Opening Theme ♪♪

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[ MAN SCREAMING ]

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[SIGN SQUEAKS ]

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[ FOOTSTEPS ]

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[ BOY GIGGLING ]

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‐ JAMIE:
His pants were ripped

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and everybody could see
his underwear.

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And he didn't know.

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I wonder how long he had to
walk around like that

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with everybody looking at
his underwear?

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[ KNOCKING ]

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‐ TOM:
Jamie?

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Who are you
talking to?

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‐ JAMIE:
Just Rory.

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‐ Well, tell Rory
it's bedtime, okay?

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Goodnight.

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‐ Goodnight.

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♪♪♪ Gentle music ♪♪♪

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‐ CINDY:
I don't like him.

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‐ He's my dad.

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‐ It's been so long

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since I've had
somebody to play with.

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Now he wants to
take you away.

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‐ We have to move.

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My mom has
a new job.

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‐ Please don't go.

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Please.

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Or Rory and I
will eat you up.

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[ GROWLING ]

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[ GIGGLING ]

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[ ELEVATOR BELL DING ]

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[ ELEVATOR DOORS OPEN ]

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‐ SUSAN:
Morning!

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‐ ZOOEY:
If our coffee was any worse,

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we'd qualify as a
Superfund site.

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[ MICROWAVE BEEPS ]

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‐ Oh, excuse me.
[ CHUCKLES ]

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‐ Right.

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‐ You know,
it's amazing

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how the introduction
of just one foreign body

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can disrupt
one's Feng Shui.

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[ OFFICE PHONE RINGS ]

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[ SLURPING ]

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‐ Mm. Ugh!

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♪♪♪ Gentle music ♪♪♪

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‐ LUKE:
Well, now that Rita's

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not breathing down our necks...

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I'd like to step back

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and give you
the kind of orientation

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that any new associate deserves.

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‐ Orientation?

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‐ I'm not going to presume
to teach you

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anything about real estate,
but, uh,

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our way of doing things
might be different

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from what you're‐‐

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‐ I do things a certain way.
‐ It's just‐‐

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‐ My process has been honed
to a razor sharpness

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by years of experience
and results.

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‐ I respect your honing,

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but there are things
that you'll come up against here

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that may be new.

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‐ I'm not scared.

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The Quincys.

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Tom and Patty, son Jamie.

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Three‐bedroom, two bath,
2,600 square feet.

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Nice place.

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‐ Very nice.

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Nice neighborhood,
nice price.

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But they had two buyers
walk out of their contracts

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after inspections
and one prospect

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he literally ran from the house
in the middle of a showing.

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‐ She's very pretty.

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‐ Who?

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‐ Seems nice, too.

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‐ You're referring
to the homeowner?

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‐ Megan Donovan.
You're kind of into her.

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‐ I was evaluating
the curb appeal.

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She's in a relationship.
And she's a client.

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‐ Oh. Well. Sorry.

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Capulets, Montagues.

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Forbidden.

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‐ I like to keep my life
in neat, little piles.

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Work ‐ personal.

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‐ I'll have to
try that sometime.

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‐ PATTY:
So, all these years living here?

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Nothing.

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We put it up for sale

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and everyone starts hearing
things and seeing things...

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‐ TOM: Yeah, well,
everybody but us.

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‐ The inspector said
he heard a child crying

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as if her heart would break.

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‐ You have a
little boy, don't you?

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‐ Jamie was in school.

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‐ And when the prospect
walked out in the middle‐‐?

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‐ Ran. That lady
ran out of here.

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‐ The agent said she saw
some sort of apparition

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floating in the hall.

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‐ Well, she's crazy.

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Aren't you guys supposed to
screen out the crazy people?

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‐ Well, sadly, the mortgage
prequalification process

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only goes so far.

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‐ As she left,
she gave us your name.

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‐ Look, I want to
make something clear:

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we don't believe in ghosts,
or spooks, or evil spirits

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or any of that crap, okay?

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Look, we don't believe
in anything.

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‐ We're Presbyterian.

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‐ Patty starts the new job
in two weeks.

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Spent a fortune
on the new place out there.

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This double mortgage
is eating us alive.

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So, can you help us or not?

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‐ Yes. Yes, we can.

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We'll prepare a
personalized marketing plan

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targeting the demographic
and income levels

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predisposed
to this neighborhood,

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configuration and amenity set

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and use a proprietary algorithm
to identify and exploit channels

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to reach them at their
most sensitive touchpoints.

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‐ Uh, the master suite's
down the hall.

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It's got a really nice
sitting area.

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‐ Hm.

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I blame those inspectors.

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Know what? They're just looking
for something.

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‐ SUSAN:
Oh, is this a whirlpool?

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‐ And real estate agents?
Don't get me started.

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‐ I won't.

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‐ Mom, I can't find
my red jacket.

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‐ Honey, we're a little busy
right now.

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Put Josh back in the cage,
make sure it's latched, okay?

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‐ This must be Jamie.

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Hi.

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‐ SUSAN:
An oasis of luxurious living!

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It's impossible to
overstate the appeal

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of those kinds of
intimate spaces.

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♪♪♪ Eerie music ♪♪♪

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[ HIGH‐PITCHED RINGING ]

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[ SWING SQUEAKS ]

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‐ What did they want?

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‐ They're here
to sell the house.

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‐ But I don't
want you to go.

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‐ I know, but I...
My family‐‐

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‐ I'm your family!

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And if you move,
I'll be all alone.

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Again.

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I'll be so sad.

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I'll do...

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something to myself.

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I'll climb out that window
and up onto the roof

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and I'll jump! I'll die!

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My bones will break
and blood will come out

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of my eyes and it'll be
all your fault!

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‐ Hey, everybody!
New client.

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‐ PHIL:
Hey! You're back!

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‐ You sound surprised.

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‐ AUGUST:
Our track record

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with new employee retention
has been, um...

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lacklustre.

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‐ Okay, so, 12 Marion Drive.
Haverford neighborhood.

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‐ Sweet.

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‐ I need you to do a history on
the house and underlying dirt.

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Homeowners say that they
never had an encounter,

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but I picked up something from
the boy. He had a secret.

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‐ What? You thinking
a Harvey?

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‐ I don't know.
Maybe a Lassie.

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The aural emanations might
tell us something

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about trajectory and intent.

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Just add it into
the standard PKT protocol.

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Anything else?

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‐ Um, just a
couple of things.

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Father Phil, I have opened
a Dropbox folder

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on the Quincy account.

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If you could send me
all your research,

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I'll add it in so we have
a comprehensive database.

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‐ See, ah,

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it's just that I like
to keep my own files.

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‐ Sure, but if we have
everyone's data

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in a centralized location,

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it's easy for everyone
to access. Okay?

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‐ Probably not
going to do that.

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‐ August, I assume
you'll physically go

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to the Quincy house to do
these initial tests of yours?

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‐ The beginning is the most
important part of the work.

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Plato.

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‐ Ah, I have a plumber
going to the house tomorrow.

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So, maybe we could
coordinate our ETAs

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to make sure we're not, like,
descending on the Quincys

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all at once?

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‐ I dislike plumbers.

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My ETA is...
liquid.

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‐ See, the plumber
is really important

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and you can do your thing
anytime, right?

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So, maybe we both submit
our avails to Zooey

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and she could work up
a spreadsheet?

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Oh, maybe I could send you
one of the templates I created?

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‐ Yeah. And then maybe
I could print it out

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and you could roll it up
and shove it up your‐‐

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‐ Maybe this meeting
is finished.

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Lots to do, everybody!

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♪♪♪ Gentle music ♪♪♪

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‐ So, a couple more things.

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‐ Yep.

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‐ What's a Harvey?

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‐ It's shorthand
for imaginary friend.

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It was this movie
with Jimmy Stewart‐‐

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‐ Ah. I am aware of
the rabbit movie.

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So, a Lassie is...?

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‐ A helpful spirit that latches
onto a living being,

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usually a child.

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‐ So, why
not just say that?

259
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:04,397
‐ Why'd you say ETA instead
of estimated time of arrival?

260
00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,799
‐ And so a PKT is...?

261
00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:08,501
‐ Psycho‐Kinetic Triage.

262
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,171
It's an initial evaluation
that gives us our, uh,

263
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,907
baseline snapshot into a
property's level of engagement.

264
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,942
‐ It's all so new.

265
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,078
So odd.

266
00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,581
‐ Relax.

267
00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,216
It's like learning French.

268
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,485
First, you immerse yourself
in it, then you listen,

269
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:26,953
and study and,
before you know it,

270
00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:28,154
you're speaking it
all on your own,

271
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:31,157
murdering the verbs and
giving the locals a good laugh.

272
00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:33,726
‐ Think the locals
hate me already.

273
00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,228
‐ Nobody hates you.

274
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,129
We need you.

275
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,998
‐ You might wanna
mention that to them.

276
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,068
[ CELL PHONE RINGS ]

277
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:53,346
‐ SUSAN: All right.

278
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,915
But please ask August
to call me ASAP.

279
00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:59,152
Yes, I'm here
staging the house now.

280
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,854
This little boy's room
is a war zone.

281
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:04,457
Yes, Zooey, I believe
a disorderly room

282
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,492
is indicative
of a disorderly life.

283
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:11,297
My potty training was and
remains none of your business.

284
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,666
Just have August call me.
Thank you.

285
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,969
[ HAMSTER WHEEL SQUEAKING ]

286
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,871
You have your wheel.

287
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:21,474
I have mine.

288
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,343
[ LOW BOOM ]

289
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,111
♪♪♪ Eerie music ♪♪♪

290
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,046
[ EERIE CREAKING ]

291
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:29,148
[ THUD; OBJECT SLIDING ACROSS
FLOOR UPSTAIRS ]

292
00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:30,717
[ CINDY CRYING ]

293
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,229
[ GASP ]

294
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,964
♪♪♪ music fades out ♪

295
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,901
♪♪♪ sudden loud music ♪
[ GASP ]

296
00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:50,737
[ CINDY CRYING ]

297
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,238
‐ Help me!

298
00:12:57,543 --> 00:12:59,312
‐ What...?

299
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,147
Who‐who are...?

300
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:03,216
‐ Betsy! My doll.

301
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,351
I can't go home without Betsy!

302
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,588
‐ Where... is she?

303
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:12,058
‐ Up there. I can't reach her.

304
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,362
[ OBJECT SLIDING ACROSS
ATTIC FLOOR ]

305
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,198
[ CELL PHONE RINGS ]
[ GASP ]

306
00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:21,567
‐ Yes? What? Who is it?

307
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,202
‐ Not the plumber.

308
00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:26,339
If it meets with your
exacting scheduled parameters,

309
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,042
I'll be arriving
at the Quincy house shortly.

310
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,710
‐ August, I saw her!

311
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,278
A‐a little girl.

312
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:35,915
‐ If one works at
Yellowstone National Park...

313
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:38,351
...one should not be surprised
to encounter a bear

314
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,786
every once in a while.

315
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:40,787
Have you told Luke?

316
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:41,921
‐ It just happened!

317
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,324
‐ Tell him.
I'll be there shortly.

318
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,925
♪♪♪ Gentle music ♪♪♪

319
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,428
[ PHONE LINE TRILLING ]

320
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:50,296
‐ Susan!

321
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,264
What's up?

322
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,699
‐ I'm in the
little boy's room.

323
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:55,101
I‐I‐I just saw her.
A‐a‐a little girl.

324
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,203
She was wearing a red dress...

325
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:59,772
She was here
and then she wasn't.

326
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:02,008
‐ Okay, you need to
download Father Phil.

327
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,077
I need to run a quick errand and
then I'll be back at the office.

328
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,278
‐ And then we‐‐

329
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,548
we find her unfinished business
and‐and finish it, right?

330
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:09,782
‐ Yeah.

331
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:13,152
But first we need to be sure
exactly what we're dealing with.

332
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,754
You okay?

333
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,923
‐ Sure.

334
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,491
Yes. I got this.

335
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,394
[ DOOR CLOSES ]

336
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,465
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

337
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,401
[ SHUTTER CLICKING ]

338
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,008
‐ MEGAN:
Selfies? Really?

339
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,177
‐ Oh, hi! I didn't see you.

340
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,912
‐ Yeah. Obviously.

341
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:42,415
‐ I really wasn't taking selfies
with your house.

342
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,350
That would be creepy.
No, it's just sometimes

343
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:45,752
these properties can act
a little differently

344
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:46,586
when your back is turned.

345
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,654
‐ How does a house
act differently?

346
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:51,758
‐ Oh, I've had exterior colours
change, windows shift.

347
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,793
I had one once ‐‐
I turned my back

348
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,496
and the central chimney
extended by six feet.

349
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,865
Like it was giving
me the finger.

350
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,801
‐ I don't know
when to believe you.

351
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,503
I know we faced down
evil together

352
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,004
and tossed it a pork chop,

353
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,506
but I still have these moments
when I think maybe

354
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,141
you should be detained
and studied.

355
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,209
‐ Ah, you'd have to
buy me dinner first.

356
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:12,945
‐ So, uh,
that's why you came by?

357
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,448
‐ Just wanted to let you know
that we are on the job.

358
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,949
Phil is tracking down
the original paperwork

359
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,851
on the house
and August is doing what

360
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,119
August does.

361
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,788
‐ I just want to‐‐

362
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:23,990
Excuse me.

363
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,292
Brock, put on pants!

364
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,327
Kids walk to school
past here.

365
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,698
Oh, my god.

366
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,801
[ SIGH ]

367
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,069
‐ So, we check the title history
for surprises.

368
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:38,738
We update the website
and brochure.

369
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,006
‐ Mm‐hm.

370
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:42,208
‐ We revitalize the floors and
we fluff up the throw pillows.

371
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,377
Then we pop a couple
amyl nitrates under our nostrils

372
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,978
and we sell this thing!

373
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,814
‐ I am not going to
miss this place.

374
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,348
‐ Me neither.

375
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,885
Not the place, no.

376
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,487
♪♪♪ gentle music ♪♪♪

377
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,524
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]

378
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,092
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

379
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,897
[ OBJECT DRAGGED ACROSS FLOOR
IN ATTIC ]

380
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,904
♪♪♪ Tense music ♪♪♪

381
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,183
♪♪♪♪♪

382
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,192
‐ Talked to Susan,

383
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,962
but I can't find any evidence of
a post‐animative tether

384
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:38,364
connecting the house
to any little girl.

385
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:41,067
It's a pretty bold move
for a Harvey.

386
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,603
‐ That's what I thought.

387
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:45,605
‐ Did she freak?

388
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:46,539
‐ Susan?

389
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,040
‐ Mm.

390
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,609
‐ No, actually.

391
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,044
♪♪♪♪♪

392
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,781
[ GASPS ]

393
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,483
[ HIGH‐PITCHED RINGING ]

394
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,519
[ RELIEVED CHUCKLE AND SIGH ]

395
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:01,621
[ FLUTTERING ]

396
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,422
[ SCREAM ]
[ RAVEN CAWS ]

397
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,592
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

398
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:07,593
[ SCREAM ]

399
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,262
‐ Ah!

400
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,464
[ GASPING ]

401
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,065
Ah!

402
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,567
‐ Oh! August! Oh, my God!

403
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,235
‐ Are you, uh, all right?

404
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:17,670
‐ Did you see it?

405
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,572
[ GASPING FOR BREATH ]

406
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:23,009
It was‐‐ It was this huge black
bird and...

407
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:25,711
It attacked me and then‐and then
it was gone! It was...

408
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:26,979
[ EXHALE ]

409
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,015
I mean, it was a crow
or something.

410
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,750
‐ Sounds like a raven.

411
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,519
‐ A raven?
Are you certain?

412
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,022
‐ Never more.

413
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,861
♪♪♪ Mischievous music ♪

414
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,196
‐ No, pigtails.

415
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,264
Braided.

416
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:46,899
And her eyes were blue.

417
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,569
Oh, she was such a
pretty little girl.

418
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,837
And so sad.

419
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,407
‐ A little girl
did this to you?

420
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,908
‐ No. It was a crow!

421
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,177
‐ No, actua‐‐
‐ Or a raven!

422
00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:00,513
Whatever it was,
it was huge!

423
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,548
Like the size of a...
condor,

424
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:04,283
or a Jonas brother.

425
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,285
‐ So what about the dress?

426
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:07,620
‐ Red.

427
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,221
Gingham print...

428
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,057
Old‐school.

429
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,460
That's it.
That's her.

430
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,965
‐ You weren't near
a Wendy's, were you?

431
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,299
‐ Hey!

432
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,602
(Cuban accent) Say hello
to our little friend.

433
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:24,971
‐ What were you
doing in the attic?

434
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,440
‐ The little girl said
she left her doll up there.

435
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,908
‐ Wait ‐‐ and
you believed her?

436
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,877
‐ She's dead, right?
Why would she lie?

437
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:34,614
[ SCOFFS ]

438
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,983
‐ Could you
give us a second?

439
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,990
‐ So, I have a couple who
wants to see the Quincy house.

440
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,492
I know it's still a little,
like, problematic,

441
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,894
but these buyers are motivated,
and I think it's best if we‐‐

442
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,463
‐ Not yet.

443
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,965
‐ I understand the
spooky little girl of it all,

444
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,301
but these people are pre‐qualled
and motivated.

445
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,803
They are jacked to transact
and I think it's best if we‐‐

446
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,071
‐ I want you
to look at something

447
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,106
that happened
eight months ago.

448
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,474
‐ NEWS REPORTER:
...but by the time

449
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,477
fire crews arrived, the home
was burning out of control.

450
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,179
All four occupants of
the home are believed dead:

451
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:09,815
Mr. and Mrs. Henry Travis,
daughter, Alexis,

452
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,917
and son, Martin.

453
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:14,520
Investigators suspect a
gas leak, and the family‐‐

454
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,155
[ TV SOUND CLICKS OFF ]

455
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,124
‐ Family...

456
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,959
♪♪♪ Melancholy music ♪

457
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,594
A very nice family.

458
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,663
They'd experienced
a few minor phenomena,

459
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,165
a few moans and rattles,
moving furniture...

460
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,434
Certainly
nothing dangerous.

461
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,270
Or so we thought.

462
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,373
But we failed them.

463
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:36,842
I failed them.

464
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:38,978
I believed the thing
that told me

465
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,113
that it just wanted to see
how a real family worked

466
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,682
and then move along.

467
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,786
But the investigators found
the parts of the bodies

468
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,155
of that nice family of four
in eleven smoking pieces,

469
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,390
and what I'm getting
at here, Susan,

470
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,793
is those things,
they can hurt you!

471
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,661
They are dangerous.

472
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:00,066
And until you learn
a little more about them,

473
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:04,003
you might want to think about
doing things our way.

474
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,571
♪♪♪♪♪

475
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:14,847
♪♪♪ Tense music ♪♪♪

476
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,149
‐ No!

477
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,885
Jamie! Honey!
Don't move!

478
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,153
‐ JAMIE:
Cindy! Please, don't‐‐

479
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,354
‐ Tom! Help!

480
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:24,390
‐ JAMIE:
She's going to jump.

481
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:27,426
‐ Cindy! Cindy, don't...!

482
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,499
‐ Hang on, buddy! Just...

483
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,201
away from the edge, buddy.

484
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,603
‐ I can't!
She's going to jump!

485
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,041
‐ Bye, Jamie.

486
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,609
[ SCREAM ]

487
00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:49,014
‐ He kept saying that
"she" was going to jump.

488
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:51,717
But he won't tell us
who "she" is.

489
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,120
‐ Susan's going to have
our contractor guy

490
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,387
come and fix
that attic window.

491
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:56,589
‐ Yeah, well, tell him
to bolt it shut.

492
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,357
‐ You bet.

493
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,693
Maybe, until we figure this out,
you folks should get a hotel‐‐

494
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:01,560
‐ What?

495
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,129
So Jamie can follow
his imaginary friend

496
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,864
onto an even
higher roof?

497
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,732
Or maybe into the pool?

498
00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:08,334
I have a better idea:

499
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,603
how about you people
do your jobs?

500
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,204
♪♪♪♪♪

501
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,773
[ RAVENS CAWING ]

502
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,213
‐ Is it okay if I...?

503
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,456
You gave your parents a scare.

504
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,057
Do you want to tell me
about the little girl?

505
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:34,093
What's her name,
Mary, I think?

506
00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:38,564
‐ Cindy.

507
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:40,432
‐ Cindy, yeah.

508
00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:42,735
My friend, Ms. Ireland,
she saw Cindy.

509
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:44,637
Scared her to death.

510
00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:47,139
But you're not scared, right?

511
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,841
‐ Not supposed to...

512
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:49,742
‐ I'm sorry, I couldn't‐‐

513
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:52,011
‐ I'm not supposed to
talk about her.

514
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,413
She‐she says if I tell
people about her,

515
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:56,115
we can't be friends anymore.

516
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:57,883
And if we're not friends...

517
00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:00,619
‐ What happens if
you can't be friends?

518
00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:02,488
‐ She says she'll
hurt somebody.

519
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,023
‐ Well, that's not very nice.

520
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,992
‐ Cindy says she's the
only family I need.

521
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,695
That we can play together
forever.

522
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,697
‐ Kind of sounds like you wish
that Cindy would just

523
00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:13,299
leave you alone.

524
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,836
Jamie, you have to promise me
you won't do anything

525
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,971
Cindy tells you to do
that's dangerous.

526
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,173
Like yesterday on the roof.

527
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,441
Okay?

528
00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:23,776
You say no.

529
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:27,313
'Cause we have to help Cindy go
where she's supposed to go.

530
00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:28,681
Just you and me.

531
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,282
‐ It's just...

532
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:32,451
I don't have many friends.

533
00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:34,019
♪♪♪ Melancholy music ♪

534
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,789
‐ I didn't either
when I was your age.

535
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:37,790
[ SCOFFS ]

536
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:39,391
You know what?

537
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:42,394
I still don't have
that many friends.

538
00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:44,129
But the ones I do?

539
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:47,366
The ones I do have
are really, really good.

540
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:50,636
And that's the way
it's going to be with you.

541
00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:52,204
I can tell.

542
00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:54,039
Come on.

543
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,808
Ms. Ireland,
she brought cookies

544
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:57,476
and they're shaped like
little mortgage lenders.

545
00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:59,044
You're gonna love 'em.

546
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,313
[ SWING SQUEAKS ]

547
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,816
♪♪♪ ominous music ♪♪

548
00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:07,720
‐ ANTHONY:
Wow.

549
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,321
Lucky somebody wasn't hurt.

550
00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:11,323
‐ You have no idea.

551
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:12,825
‐ I gotta go.

552
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:15,160
Anthony, bolt this up tight
after you get it fixed.

553
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,929
‐ Kid‐proof. You got it.

554
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,097
‐ Send us the bill.

555
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:19,999
‐ Hey, family discount!

556
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:26,639
‐ Remember...

557
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:29,241
no showings until we get
this figured out.

558
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,843
‐ No showings. Check!

559
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:33,746
[ ANTHONY WHISTLES HAPPILY ]

560
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,017
That tune.

561
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:40,886
It's from The Mikado.

562
00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,721
‐ The lady knows her
Gilbert from her Sullivan.

563
00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:44,690
‐ We did Pirates of Penzance
in high school.

564
00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:46,091
I was Mabel.

565
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,427
‐ I totally
believe you as Mabel!

566
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:51,130
I was in a community theater
production of The Mikado.

567
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,499
Just the chorus ‐‐ one of the
Gentlemen of Japan.

568
00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:54,300
‐ No small parts.

569
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,035
‐ Oh, god! The Mikado.

570
00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:58,270
The music, the pageantry,

571
00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,438
the casual racism!

572
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,407
‐ Oh.
‐ [ PHONE RINGS ]

573
00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:02,808
This is Susan Ireland.

574
00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:04,410
Yes.

575
00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:07,980
I am telling you, Mike,
this house is perfect for you!

576
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,481
I just can't
show it right now.

577
00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:11,083
I hope you ca‐‐

578
00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:13,285
Cash?

579
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:16,322
No, I get it, Mike,
I do, but, uh...

580
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:20,092
Well, it's not a matter
of compensation, but I think‐‐

581
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:21,660
♪♪♪ gentle music ♪♪♪

582
00:24:27,566 --> 00:24:29,101
Eight a. m.

583
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,236
But do not
tell anyone.

584
00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:33,639
This is our secret, okay?

585
00:24:41,246 --> 00:24:42,448
‐ JAMIE:
I'm sorry!

586
00:24:42,448 --> 00:24:43,916
Please, no!

587
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:45,417
(heavy breathing)

588
00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:47,586
‐ You talked to
the man about me.

589
00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:49,488
‐ I didn't tell him anything!

590
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,090
[ GIGGLING ]

591
00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:53,492
‐ I should punish you.

592
00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:55,861
But I love you, Jamie.

593
00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:57,596
I would never hurt you.

594
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,600
But I have to hurt somebody.

595
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,168
Otherwise, you won't learn.

596
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,840
♪♪♪ Tense music ♪♪♪

597
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,447
[ MOWER RATTLING ]

598
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,450
[ PANICKED BREATHING ]

599
00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:20,319
‐ Cindy, don't.

600
00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:21,887
Please, please no!

601
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:24,690
Stop!

602
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,558
Please, Cindy, no,
not my parents!

603
00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:28,060
[ GIGGLING ]

604
00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,661
No.

605
00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:31,230
[ LOUDER GIGGLING ]

606
00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:37,136
[ HAMSTER SQUEAKING ]

607
00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:40,506
Josh.

608
00:25:40,506 --> 00:25:41,707
Josh, no!

609
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:43,175
[ CRUNCHING ]

610
00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:44,643
‐ See?

611
00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:46,311
We learned something today.

612
00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:53,585
[ GROWL ]

613
00:25:57,122 --> 00:25:59,391
‐ When I saw this master suite
for the first time,

614
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:02,995
I made a noise which I have not
been able to duplicate since.

615
00:26:02,995 --> 00:26:05,330
It is nothing less than
an urban oasis,

616
00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:06,832
a sanctuary in which‐‐

617
00:26:06,832 --> 00:26:08,667
‐ [ CINDY CRYING ]
‐ LORRAINE: Did you hear that?

618
00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,235
‐ What?

619
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:12,771
‐ Sounds like somebody crying.

620
00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:14,306
♪♪♪ Tense music ♪♪♪

621
00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:16,175
‐ There is a sitting room
adjacent to the

622
00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:19,078
actual sleeping area for
reading or quiet reflection.

623
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,512
[ OBJECT ROLLING ACROSS FLOOR ]

624
00:26:20,512 --> 00:26:21,980
[ WOMAN SCREAMING ]

625
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:24,349
‐ MIKE:
What the hell was that?

626
00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:26,885
‐ Noisy pipes?

627
00:26:27,886 --> 00:26:30,255
[ ENGINE REVVING
AND TIRES SQUEALING ]

628
00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:33,258
[ GEARSHIFT CHANGING ]

629
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:34,827
[ SQUEALING TIRES ]

630
00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:39,865
♪♪♪ Gentle music ♪♪♪

631
00:26:42,701 --> 00:26:44,770
‐ Can we have a word?

632
00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:47,539
‐ The Quincys need to
sell this place.

633
00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:48,841
The pressure's on.

634
00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:50,943
‐ I told you no showings
for a good reason.

635
00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:52,678
‐ She's just
a little girl!

636
00:26:52,678 --> 00:26:53,879
‐ It is a mask!

637
00:26:53,879 --> 00:26:55,414
A disguise for
something so powerful

638
00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:57,683
that it could kill you.

639
00:26:57,683 --> 00:26:59,184
Now, where are
Tom and Patty?

640
00:26:59,184 --> 00:27:01,120
‐ Running errands.

641
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,690
Luke, I need the autonomy
to sell my listings my way.

642
00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:06,125
‐ Susan, you are
the best agent

643
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,559
that I ever saw.

644
00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:09,862
But on issues like this,
you need to check in with me

645
00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:11,363
on everything.

646
00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:12,865
You need to trust me

647
00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:13,765
or go work somewhere else ‐‐

648
00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:16,335
somewhere where
the barriers to a sale,

649
00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:19,037
they don't come with
so many sharp teeth.

650
00:27:20,272 --> 00:27:21,874
[ DOOR OPENS ]

651
00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:24,877
[ DOOR CLOSES ]

652
00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:26,445
♪♪♪ tense music ♪♪♪

653
00:27:32,451 --> 00:27:34,319
Come on, Cindy.

654
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,988
No games.

655
00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,589
[ GAME SPINNER SPINNING ]

656
00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:41,093
What did I just say?

657
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,536
‐ You're different
from the others.

658
00:27:53,639 --> 00:27:55,974
‐ You are exactly
what I expected.

659
00:27:55,974 --> 00:27:57,376
‐ I'm so lonely.

660
00:27:58,110 --> 00:28:00,145
I don't understand
where everybody went.

661
00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,182
My mommy, my daddy?

662
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:05,117
They went up to the
light and I couldn't‐‐

663
00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:06,018
‐ Bullshit.

664
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,786
[ ROAR ]

665
00:28:07,786 --> 00:28:10,689
You are something
old and ugly.

666
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:11,657
‐ You're mean.

667
00:28:11,657 --> 00:28:13,292
‐ You have no idea.

668
00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:14,793
You like games?

669
00:28:14,793 --> 00:28:16,195
Well, the game is on.

670
00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:19,031
‐ Luke? I‐‐
‐ Get out, I'm working!

671
00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:22,000
[ DOOR SLAMS SHUT ]

672
00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,940
‐ SUSAN:
I don't know, Mom.

673
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:29,641
I just have this feeling

674
00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:32,144
I've stepped in a
huge vocational turd.

675
00:28:32,144 --> 00:28:34,313
‐ Oh, it has to be better
than working for that‐‐

676
00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:35,881
ugh ‐‐ Livingston person.

677
00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:37,316
‐ I was too needy.

678
00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:38,483
I pushed him back into
the arms of his wife.

679
00:28:38,483 --> 00:28:41,653
‐ Well, you should have
pushed him into a woodchipper.

680
00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:44,690
‐ I thought I landed
this really sweet gig.

681
00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:47,059
Doing what I love
in a fresh new paradigm.

682
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,527
A clean start.

683
00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:50,529
‐ Okay, so what happened?

684
00:28:50,529 --> 00:28:52,831
‐ The boss, the guy
who hired me, Luke?

685
00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:54,900
I thought he was this
really great guy.

686
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,668
He's a little weird, but

687
00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:58,737
it's been
a sliding scale lately.

688
00:29:00,372 --> 00:29:02,407
He just really
disappointed me today.

689
00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:04,977
And none of the others like me.

690
00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:07,312
‐ Well, it's your first week.
Give 'em time.

691
00:29:07,312 --> 00:29:08,747
‐ They laugh at me!

692
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:11,416
They use obscure words
that I‐I don't understand.

693
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:12,918
It's...

694
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,586
It's just not at all
what I had hoped.

695
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,089
‐ You don't think you're being
just a little tough on them?

696
00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:18,257
‐ Mom.

697
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,559
‐ Well, you know you tend to be
impatient with people,

698
00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:23,362
expecting them to fall in line
right away and come around

699
00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:24,863
to your perfect way
of doing things.

700
00:29:24,863 --> 00:29:26,565
‐ My way is not
always perfect,

701
00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:29,034
but it's so much better
than everybody else's!

702
00:29:29,034 --> 00:29:30,636
♪♪♪ Gentle music ♪♪♪

703
00:29:31,203 --> 00:29:33,572
I said that
out loud, didn't I?

704
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:37,109
So, what, I'm just supposed to
lower my standards?

705
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,311
‐ Oh, this isn't about
lowering your standards, love,

706
00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,046
It's about opening your heart.

707
00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:44,283
Let them see
who you really are.

708
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,018
I bet they'll like her.

709
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,587
[ CHUCKLE ]

710
00:29:49,354 --> 00:29:50,922
[ GLASSES CLINK ]

711
00:29:54,526 --> 00:29:56,094
♪♪♪♪♪

712
00:29:57,596 --> 00:29:59,431
[ KNOCKING ]

713
00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:00,932
[ ELECTRONICS HUMMING ]

714
00:30:00,932 --> 00:30:02,768
‐ Working late, I see.

715
00:30:04,236 --> 00:30:06,071
‐ Is that the
Quincy place?

716
00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:08,106
‐ Yes.

717
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,942
Nothing much happening now

718
00:30:10,942 --> 00:30:13,945
but let me, uh,
play you back an event

719
00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:16,048
the sensors picked up
this morning.

720
00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:19,284
‐ That's about the time
I was there.

721
00:30:19,284 --> 00:30:21,787
‐ It appeared to be
a light to moderate engagement

722
00:30:21,787 --> 00:30:23,221
right up to here.

723
00:30:23,221 --> 00:30:24,623
[ STATIC BUZZING ]

724
00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:26,892
Then it became
something completely different.

725
00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:28,627
[ GROWL ]

726
00:30:28,627 --> 00:30:31,163
A huge power drain
when it changed.

727
00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:35,000
We have a, uh...

728
00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:36,301
doughboy, perhaps?

729
00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:39,438
‐ No, this is nastier
than a doughboy.

730
00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:41,006
More powerful. An LRG?

731
00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:43,275
[ EXPELS AIR ]

732
00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:44,843
‐ God help us.

733
00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:47,679
‐ How long to whip up
a 30 angstrom M. E. D.

734
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,948
in a portable
yet stylish container?

735
00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:51,483
‐ Not long.

736
00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:53,352
But it would only work
against the beast

737
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:54,820
in its true form.

738
00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:56,521
During one of those spikes.

739
00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:01,426
Luke?

740
00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:04,429
You must be careful.

741
00:31:04,429 --> 00:31:06,431
If this is

742
00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:08,834
what I think it is,

743
00:31:08,834 --> 00:31:10,969
it is old,

744
00:31:10,969 --> 00:31:12,971
it is cunning.

745
00:31:12,971 --> 00:31:16,141
It also has an ego
and is easily distracted.

746
00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:17,776
Use that.

747
00:31:17,776 --> 00:31:19,444
But remember...

748
00:31:19,444 --> 00:31:22,781
it only exists
to inflict pain and sorrow.

749
00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:24,383
And it sees you coming.

750
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:25,984
♪♪♪♪♪

751
00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:31,723
♪♪♪ Light music ♪♪♪

752
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,628
‐ You got it right.

753
00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:38,296
‐ Zooey, what we need

754
00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:40,866
is a way to coordinate
our subcontractor visits.

755
00:31:40,866 --> 00:31:43,568
I don't care if it's a‐a
database, a spreadsheet,

756
00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:44,436
whatever.

757
00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:46,204
You design something,
I will use it

758
00:31:46,204 --> 00:31:48,540
and I will make sure
everyone else does, too.

759
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:49,608
Fair enough?

760
00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:51,209
‐ I have thoughts.

761
00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:54,713
Uh, Susan?

762
00:31:54,713 --> 00:31:58,283
Thank you for the quad long shot
medium‐in‐a‐large‐double cup

763
00:31:58,283 --> 00:32:00,619
half‐caff salted caramel mocha
latte with two pumps

764
00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:01,887
of vanilla and extra foam.

765
00:32:01,887 --> 00:32:03,455
‐ You're welcome.

766
00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:06,658
Black coffee.
No room for cream.

767
00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,561
‐ Yeah. Thanks.

768
00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:11,229
Perfect!

769
00:32:11,229 --> 00:32:14,599
These are from the deep dive
we're doing on Quincy.

770
00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:17,602
I'll‐I'll get them
to you as soon as I‐‐

771
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,571
‐ Your files,
your rules.

772
00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:21,273
Send me whatever,
whenever.

773
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,741
‐ It's a deal.

774
00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:24,476
[ OFFICE PHONE RINGS ]

775
00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:27,879
‐ Do you know him?
The repair guy.

776
00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:29,281
‐ We met.

777
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,849
‐ Hey, Mabel!

778
00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:35,020
♪♪♪ I am the very model of a
modern building contractor. ♪♪

779
00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:38,323
♪♪♪ I do this for a living now
because I'm such a bad actor. ♪♪

780
00:32:38,323 --> 00:32:39,691
[ LAUGHS ]

781
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,159
Oh, come on!

782
00:32:41,159 --> 00:32:42,661
That nearly rhymed,

783
00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:45,263
Mister Office Decorum.

784
00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:52,971
‐ I just love him.

785
00:32:53,505 --> 00:32:55,540
‐ Yeah, I married him.

786
00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:58,944
Now, if only we can get him
over his painful shyness.

787
00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:00,812
‐ Hm.

788
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:02,848
‐ Susan, you got a minute?

789
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,286
‐ Yep.

790
00:33:13,959 --> 00:33:16,361
‐ I need you to come with me
to the Quincy house.

791
00:33:16,361 --> 00:33:17,262
‐ Okay.

792
00:33:17,262 --> 00:33:19,998
‐ Look, I am sorry
about yesterday.

793
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,334
We are dealing with things
that, well...

794
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:23,602
you just don't
understand them.

795
00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:25,303
Hell, I don't
understand them!

796
00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:26,571
But I know them.

797
00:33:26,571 --> 00:33:29,841
‐ So, how about sharing what you
know and being open and honest

798
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:32,244
instead of expecting me to check
with you every time I need to

799
00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:33,845
wipe my...

800
00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:36,481
luxurious granite countertops?

801
00:33:36,481 --> 00:33:39,084
‐ Point taken. Come on.

802
00:33:39,084 --> 00:33:41,052
In the spirit of
candor and transparency,

803
00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:44,189
I should let you know that the
Quincys fired us last night.

804
00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:45,724
‐ Oh.
‐ I did tell you

805
00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:46,658
this would happen.

806
00:33:46,658 --> 00:33:48,527
‐ Can I ask why
we're going back there?

807
00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:50,161
‐ A little boy is in danger.

808
00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:52,531
‐ You mean a
little girl, right?

809
00:33:53,431 --> 00:33:56,301
‐ There is an entity
we call an LRG.

810
00:33:56,301 --> 00:33:57,869
‐ Which stands for...?

811
00:33:59,571 --> 00:34:00,772
‐ Little Red's Granny.

812
00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:04,109
It's a particularly nasty demon
that assumes a friendly,

813
00:34:04,109 --> 00:34:07,112
nonthreatening form
in order to seduce its victim.

814
00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:08,680
And consume him.

815
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,382
Eat his life.

816
00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:11,716
‐ God.

817
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:12,751
Well, what can we do?

818
00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:14,786
‐ August built a device
that could destroy it

819
00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:16,755
on the atomic level,
but I need to trigger it

820
00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:18,690
when the LRG is stressed,

821
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:21,393
angry and distracted
and assumes its true form.

822
00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:24,129
[ PRESSES ELEVATOR CALL BUTTON ]

823
00:34:24,129 --> 00:34:25,864
I'll have maybe a second.

824
00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:27,699
‐ So what am I
supposed to do?

825
00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:29,200
‐ The tough job.

826
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,603
You need to talk to
the parents.

827
00:34:31,836 --> 00:34:32,904
‐ Absolutely not!

828
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:35,540
What part of "you're fired"
do you people not get?

829
00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:36,474
‐ Yeah. I can't waste
any more time.

830
00:34:36,474 --> 00:34:37,342
‐ Well, where do
you think you're going?

831
00:34:37,342 --> 00:34:39,144
‐ That's it‐‐
I'm calling the cops!

832
00:34:39,144 --> 00:34:40,745
‐ Please! Let me explain.

833
00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:42,414
‐ What's he doing
up there? Jamie!

834
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:43,982
‐ Listen!

835
00:34:44,649 --> 00:34:47,152
I know you think my boss
is an incredible flake.

836
00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:48,019
I agree!

837
00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:50,488
He's a flake and‐and
nothing he says is,

838
00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:51,990
on the surface,
credible.

839
00:34:51,990 --> 00:34:54,125
We agree!
Common ground!

840
00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:55,260
And I know you don't
believe in these things

841
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,762
and, you know what?
I don't believe in them either.

842
00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,898
We are wearing
the same jersey!

843
00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:01,766
But you need
to understand:

844
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,702
Luke gets results.

845
00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:05,337
And I don't just mean
he sells houses ‐‐

846
00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:09,007
sure, he does, but he does it by
fixing the stuff that's wrong.

847
00:35:09,007 --> 00:35:11,409
And in your case, that means
getting rid of the thing

848
00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:14,446
that lured your little boy
up on a roof.

849
00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:17,449
Luke is a good guy.

850
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,652
Give him a chance.

851
00:35:20,652 --> 00:35:22,253
♪♪♪ Emotional music ♪

852
00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:32,597
♪♪♪ dramatic music ♪♪

853
00:35:33,098 --> 00:35:34,799
[ CHOIR SINGING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

854
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,002
[ DEVICE POWERING UP ]

855
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:42,307
♪♪♪♪♪

856
00:35:53,351 --> 00:35:54,953
‐ Cindy?

857
00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:57,389
I'm back!

858
00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:00,125
I brought a real game.

859
00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:01,960
You wanna play?

860
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,528
[ DOOR HINGES SQUEAKING ]

861
00:36:10,735 --> 00:36:12,203
♪♪♪ unsettling music ♪

862
00:36:12,203 --> 00:36:13,838
‐ This is all
so strange.

863
00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:15,340
What does the horsey do?

864
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:17,008
‐ You can drop the
little‐girl routine.

865
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,510
We know it's a lie.

866
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,211
Jamie knows,
don't you, Jamie?

867
00:36:21,212 --> 00:36:23,014
‐ Don't you see
what he's trying to do?

868
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:24,582
He's trying to break up
our friendship!

869
00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:25,417
Our family!

870
00:36:25,417 --> 00:36:27,018
‐ Knock it off!

871
00:36:27,385 --> 00:36:28,953
It's your move.

872
00:36:29,254 --> 00:36:30,455
‐ I don't like this game.

873
00:36:30,455 --> 00:36:32,424
‐ No, you'd rather
play kids' games.

874
00:36:32,424 --> 00:36:33,925
Games you can win.

875
00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:35,927
That's really pathetic.

876
00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:37,429
You're too stupid

877
00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:40,365
and you're not capable
of playing with adults.

878
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:44,302
‐ You'd be surprised
what I'm capable of.

879
00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,739
‐ Then go ahead.

880
00:36:48,306 --> 00:36:49,908
It's your move.

881
00:36:52,110 --> 00:36:54,112
Wrong, stupid.

882
00:36:54,112 --> 00:36:57,215
The rook can only move
this way

883
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,717
and this way.

884
00:36:58,717 --> 00:36:59,984
Huh. Geez.

885
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:03,822
You're like an insult to
nine‐year‐old girls everywhere.

886
00:37:03,822 --> 00:37:07,058
You know, you almost
had me for a while.

887
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:09,994
First, you know, I thought
you were this little lost girl

888
00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:12,897
with zero fashion sense who was
searching for the light.

889
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:15,667
And then I thought you were
this badass demon

890
00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:18,269
that was out to kick ass
and eat lives.

891
00:37:19,104 --> 00:37:20,805
I hardly would have
worked up a sweat

892
00:37:20,805 --> 00:37:22,607
had I actually known
I was up against

893
00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:24,843
Casper's not‐very‐bright niece

894
00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:26,778
whose only superpower

895
00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:29,647
was emotional instability
and Candyland.

896
00:37:29,647 --> 00:37:31,249
[ DEMONIC GROWLING ]

897
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,689
[ ROARS ]

898
00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:41,693
[ LIQUID BURBLING ]

899
00:37:41,693 --> 00:37:43,294
[ PAINED SCREECHES ]

900
00:37:43,294 --> 00:37:44,829
‐ Mine!

901
00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:46,431
[ GROWLING ]

902
00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:50,335
♪♪♪ music fades out ♪

903
00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:52,137
[ SIGH ]

904
00:37:52,137 --> 00:37:53,705
[ HEAVY BREATHING ]

905
00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:56,941
♪♪♪ light triumphant music ♪

906
00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:02,247
[ LAUGHING ]

907
00:38:02,247 --> 00:38:03,815
‐ So, that time is booked

908
00:38:03,815 --> 00:38:07,452
but I might be able to
sneak you in at three.

909
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:09,821
I'm expecting two competing
offers above asking,

910
00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:11,222
so tell your buyer
to bring her checkbook

911
00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:13,057
and practice her kickboxing.

912
00:38:13,057 --> 00:38:15,326
We may have to settle this
in The Octagon.

913
00:38:15,326 --> 00:38:16,895
Okay, bye.

914
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,364
♪♪♪♪♪

915
00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:21,699
‐ Quincy place?

916
00:38:21,699 --> 00:38:23,635
‐ It's what I do.

917
00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:25,236
[ SIGHS; LAUGHS ]

918
00:38:26,204 --> 00:38:27,972
‐ You really saved this, Susan.

919
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,908
You pulled it out
of the fire.

920
00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:31,810
The Quincys are still clients,
Jamie is safe

921
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,745
and I'm not in jail.

922
00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:35,513
And that is all
because of you.

923
00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:36,881
‐ Thank you.

924
00:38:36,881 --> 00:38:39,584
You played a minor,
yet integral role yourself.

925
00:38:40,385 --> 00:38:42,821
‐ I'm just happy
to help the ballclub.

926
00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:45,423
I didn't even mind
when you called me a flake.

927
00:38:45,423 --> 00:38:48,893
I believe the term you employed
was, "an incredible flake."

928
00:38:50,028 --> 00:38:51,729
‐ You mad?

929
00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:54,465
‐ Got into this business
for one thing: to sell houses.

930
00:38:54,465 --> 00:38:56,301
Most of our clients
are skeptics;

931
00:38:56,301 --> 00:38:59,504
they don't believe in the very
thing they hired us to manage.

932
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:03,408
Now, the best that we can do‐‐
the best you could do‐‐

933
00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:06,110
is make sure that they
believe in us.

934
00:39:07,712 --> 00:39:09,848
You got plans tonight?

935
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:12,116
‐ Dinner with my mom. You?

936
00:39:12,116 --> 00:39:13,251
‐ Nothing special.

937
00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:14,886
‐ You want to come?

938
00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:16,721
She'd love to meet you!
We're going to make cookies

939
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:19,090
shaped like little stacks
of closing documents.

940
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,259
‐ Thanks, but, um,

941
00:39:21,259 --> 00:39:23,294
keep your family time.
It's important.

942
00:39:24,629 --> 00:39:27,699
I never realized how important
until my dad died.

943
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:29,434
Now I know.

944
00:39:32,770 --> 00:39:34,372
♪♪♪ Rock music ♪♪♪

945
00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:48,319
[ UNINTELLIGIBLE DIALOGUE ]

946
00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:09,240
One Mississippi,

947
00:40:09,607 --> 00:40:11,175
two Mississippi,

948
00:40:11,442 --> 00:40:13,011
three Mississ... sippi.

949
00:40:17,181 --> 00:40:18,783
♪♪♪ Gentle music ♪♪♪

950
00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:27,358
‐ CARL:
So, I believe the subject

951
00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:28,660
was angels.

952
00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:30,194
Never trusted them.

953
00:40:30,194 --> 00:40:32,230
‐ Well, you
don't trust anybody.

954
00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:37,135
[ CARL LAUGHS ]

955
00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:42,840
‐ That's a two.

956
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,542
What were
we talking about?

957
00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:46,511
‐ Angels.

958
00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:48,179
‐ Angels! Right!

959
00:40:49,347 --> 00:40:51,015
So...

960
00:40:51,015 --> 00:40:54,852
I could never trust a team
that had in their Hall of Fame

961
00:40:54,852 --> 00:40:57,221
a guy named Vladimir.

962
00:40:57,221 --> 00:41:00,124
I mean, you kids who never
lived through the Cold War,

963
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:01,859
you don't know
what it was like.

964
00:41:01,859 --> 00:41:03,895
Going through your day,
knowing you could be just

965
00:41:03,895 --> 00:41:07,131
minutes away from a
Russian nuclear attack.

966
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,500
‐ Vladimir Guerrero
was Dominican, not Russian.

967
00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:13,504
‐ That sounds like something
a Russian spy would say.

968
00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:17,141
[ BALL HITTING OBSTACLES ]

969
00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:20,578
You know, that, uh...

970
00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:23,748
that girl you had
out here

971
00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:25,650
the other day
was pretty.

972
00:41:26,751 --> 00:41:28,586
‐ At the batting cages?

973
00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:29,921
You saw Susan.

974
00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:32,323
‐ Yeah, I‐I'm a fool
for redheads.

975
00:41:33,424 --> 00:41:34,659
Always was.

976
00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:37,362
‐ Susan is a co‐worker
and a colleague.

977
00:41:37,562 --> 00:41:39,430
And a real estate
Ninja warrior.

978
00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:42,967
‐ You two, uh, as they say,
are sympatico?

979
00:41:43,634 --> 00:41:46,404
‐ No. And they don't
say that anymore.

980
00:41:46,404 --> 00:41:48,072
‐ Well, it's a new world.

981
00:41:48,072 --> 00:41:50,408
I'm glad I didn't live
to see it.

982
00:41:50,408 --> 00:41:52,777
‐ You going
to putt or what?

983
00:41:54,445 --> 00:41:57,181
‐ You know, you're a
good boy, Luke.

984
00:41:57,615 --> 00:41:59,584
Better than me
in every way.

985
00:42:00,218 --> 00:42:02,587
And that's the way
it should be.

986
00:42:03,388 --> 00:42:05,289
But you always did poorly
with women.

987
00:42:05,289 --> 00:42:06,524
‐ I did poorly?

988
00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:10,561
Do I need to remind you of your
own track record with women?

989
00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:14,098
Why the second Sunday in May
will always tear my guts out?

990
00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:15,800
Except when the Padres win.

991
00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:18,302
Sometimes even then.

992
00:42:21,906 --> 00:42:23,408
[ BLOWING WIND ]

993
00:42:23,408 --> 00:42:24,976
[ HIGH‐PITCHED RINGING ]

994
00:42:27,945 --> 00:42:29,647
♪♪♪ emotional music ♪

995
00:42:29,647 --> 00:42:31,249
Good night, Dad.

996
00:42:39,323 --> 00:42:40,925
[ LIGHTS CLICKING OFF ]

997
00:42:45,830 --> 00:42:47,432
♪♪♪♪♪