1 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:09,807 ( industrial sounds ) 2 00:00:09,809 --> 00:00:11,877 - Luke: Previously on surrealestate. 3 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:15,414 - I'm afraid I broke my promise. - You're fired. 4 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:17,215 - Susan: So, I saw megan the other day. 5 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:19,184 She told me you two were on the outs. 6 00:00:19,252 --> 00:00:23,355 - You didn't even say stay! You said goodbye! 7 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:24,689 - I love you, megan. 8 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:27,392 - You'd make up stories about the things 9 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:28,861 That elvis told you. 10 00:00:28,929 --> 00:00:30,963 - Seven: I'm going to give you more time, but remember: 11 00:00:31,231 --> 00:00:34,366 If you inspire scornful laughter, 12 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:36,869 An eternity of agony awaits you. 13 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:38,837 ( dramatic score ) ( groaning ) 14 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:41,573 ( silence ) 15 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:44,276 - Male (whispers): Luke. 16 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:46,011 ( rain pattering ) ( distant thunder rumbling) 17 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,847 Luke. Come on, luke. 18 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:50,549 Wakey-wakey. ( quiet eerie score ) 19 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:52,017 - I don't want to. 20 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:54,653 - He turned off the tv over an hour ago. 21 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:58,057 He's asleep. Come on! 22 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:00,559 First, come here. 23 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:03,195 Come on, real close. 24 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:06,665 Come here. 25 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:10,669 ( toy grumbles, sighs ) 26 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:13,705 Nope. Still can't do it. 27 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:15,874 - Do what? - Jump into you. 28 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:19,544 Never mind. Come on. It's time. 29 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:21,713 - I don't want to do this to my dad. 30 00:01:22,149 --> 00:01:25,417 - Luke, he made your mom leave home. 31 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:28,887 If he's out of the picture, she'll come back. 32 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:30,789 Don't you want your mother to come back? 33 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,293 - Yeah. - Then we have to do this. 34 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:36,762 Let's go. 35 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:39,931 ( toy clears throat ) 36 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,767 Aren't we forgetting something? 37 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:52,711 Hee-hee-hee. Come on, slugger. 38 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:57,149 ( score intensifies ) 39 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:02,721 Don't screw around, luke. 40 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,724 Big shot to the head and then again. 41 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,393 Don't stop until you see blood. 42 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,295 Lots of blood. 43 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,901 Come on, huh. 44 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:18,337 Batter-batter-batter, swing! 45 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,442 Ow! 46 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,844 - Good job! Way to go, luke! 47 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:28,447 Are you okay? ( grunts ) 48 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:32,951 ( groans ) 49 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:34,586 ( car engine revving ) 50 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:39,858 - He's mad at us. 51 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:43,695 - Let him be mad. 52 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,469 ♪ 53 00:02:56,142 --> 00:02:57,709 ( urgent percussive score ) 54 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,517 ( car door closes ) 55 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:11,857 ( score abates ) 56 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:14,493 ( crickets chirring ) 57 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,273 ( car door opens ) ( dad sighs ) 58 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:30,842 ( car door closes ) 59 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:36,648 It's okay. He's gone now. 60 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,720 We're going home. 61 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,491 ( opening theme piano intro plays ) 62 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:54,866 ( exciting opening theme ) 63 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:00,238 ( distant man screaming ) 64 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:01,840 ( theme fades out ) 65 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:05,344 - Luke: So I got a whole rundown on demonology from phil, but... 66 00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:07,612 ( quiet tense score ) I should have seen it coming. 67 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:09,548 - Don't be silly. - How could you know? 68 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:12,117 - I should have known that he was-- 69 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:14,152 - Your old childhood imaginary friend 70 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:16,220 Who rose from a lake to take vengeance? 71 00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:19,124 Come on, roman, that's a bad horror movie. 72 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:21,059 - And yet... 73 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:23,661 - Phil said that tyler had some kind of encounter with 74 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:24,963 A certain type of demon. 75 00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:28,032 In original hebrew, he was called sedim sachaq, 76 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,901 Or the laughing demon. 77 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,736 - Tyler laughs a lot? - Luke: No. 78 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:34,606 In fact, I laughed once at something he said, 79 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:36,674 He got all weird and defensive. 80 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:38,643 - So it doesn't like to be laughed at. 81 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:40,779 - No, it hates it. It can kill him. 82 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:44,216 - What does it want? - It wants chaos. 83 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,850 It wants to jump into good people 84 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,719 And make them do bad things. 85 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,221 - Susan: So, how do we stop it? 86 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:52,791 - We need to know its name. We have to call it out by name. 87 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:54,192 Otherwise, nothing else will work. 88 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:56,928 - I thought it was that sadaam dukakis thing? 89 00:04:56,997 --> 00:05:00,799 - Demons have a binomial system of nomenclature, like plants. 90 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,100 The genus and the species. 91 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:04,202 We have a rough idea of the genus, 92 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:07,806 But we need to call him out by his real name - out loud. 93 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,975 Phil says there's a church here in town, st. Ignacius. 94 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:13,512 They might have the book of baphomet. 95 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,313 ( score intensifies ) - what's that? 96 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:18,850 - They're like a regional roll call for active demons. 97 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,819 A lot of churches have them hidden in the basement. 98 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:23,521 It's a big secret. - Will they let you just 99 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:25,389 Check it out? - No. 100 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,992 It is a little more complicated than that. 101 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:31,295 - I've made some enhancements to our mee technology. 102 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:35,400 - He said a demon like this will eat your mee beam for breakfast. 103 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:37,969 You'll have to extract it before anyone else can touch it 104 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,404 And you'll have to come up with something 105 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,673 A hell of a lot stronger if you're gonna wax it. 106 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,478 - My work is evidently cut out for me. 107 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:49,881 ( score intensifies, abates ) 108 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:52,717 - We have a showing in, like, 15 minutes. 109 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:54,052 - That's not all. 110 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:58,289 ( quiet tense score ) ( sharp sigh ) 111 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,224 I still haven't told you guys the bad part. 112 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:01,826 - Oh, this has been the good part? 113 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:04,596 - Phil says if we don't stop it right now, it branches out. 114 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:07,165 It bifurcates and spreads like a virus. 115 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,233 Right now he just wants me, but if he gets me, 116 00:06:09,303 --> 00:06:11,369 He's going to go after all the people I care about. 117 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:14,205 The people I love. People in this room. 118 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:17,108 Then he goes after the people you love 119 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:19,978 And so on and so on. 120 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:26,418 ( score intensifies ) 121 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:28,420 - Lomax: I hate the bad part. 122 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:40,732 ( phone keypad clicking ) 123 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:43,435 ( phone line ringing ) 124 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,470 - Zooey! 125 00:06:46,472 --> 00:06:49,407 Yeah, no, yeah, I'm sorry. I know you're busy. 126 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:51,009 Listen, I need a favor. ( score fades out ) 127 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,912 ( bird calling loudly ) ( church bell pealing ) 128 00:06:55,349 --> 00:06:57,615 - Man: Yes, I've heard of mr. Orley. 129 00:06:57,617 --> 00:07:00,118 He's the priest who turned gay at easter a few years ago. 130 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:04,022 - Actually, he's the priest who announced he was gay 131 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,290 And leaving the church during an easter service. 132 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:08,993 - Well, his timing was unfortunate. 133 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:11,696 - Come on. What's a better time to come out than easter? 134 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,131 All those pastels. 135 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:16,234 - What is it you want, miss...? 136 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:18,736 - I need to take a look at the runes in your basement, 137 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:21,173 Snap a few pics, flip through that book of baphomet, 138 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:22,974 If it's available. 139 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:25,043 - Your mr. Orley has been speaking out of school. 140 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:28,579 - You know that mr. Orley works for the vatican now, right? 141 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:32,484 - So? - Like, the vatican. 142 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:36,454 Some serious juice for you, uh, monochromatic types. 143 00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:38,690 - Our basement is unavailable to the public. 144 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:42,260 It's old, crumbling, dangerous. Our insurance simply will not-- 145 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:43,895 - The fact of the matter is 146 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,097 Mr. Orley could get the cardinal's office 147 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:48,066 To call the archbishop who will call the bishop 148 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:51,403 And, eventually, we get down to you back-of-the-house types, 149 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,004 But we just don't have time for that. 150 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,807 So, if I can get into the basement for five minutes? 151 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:58,310 ( quiet tense score ) - absolutely not. 152 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:00,678 Good day, miss...? - L'enfant. 153 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:04,616 Remember it because I will be back. 154 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:09,253 ( forces air through teeth ) ( heel clicks ) 155 00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:11,389 - Nun: Excuse me. 156 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:13,157 ( nuns speak quietly ) 157 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,759 ( score grows louder ) 158 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:19,631 ( door clicks open, thuds closed ) 159 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:21,199 ( quiet chattering ) 160 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,812 ( shutter clicks ) 161 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:36,447 - Luke: Yeah, it's just down the street. 162 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:40,018 It's kind of become our staff's unofficial sofa fort. 163 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:42,186 So, I was wondering if-- ( score fades out ) 164 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:45,123 Wow. How much? ( footsteps approaching ) 165 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:47,993 All right, I'll give it some thought. 166 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:52,531 Yeah. Thanks, frank. Uh-huh. Bye. 167 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:54,499 ( phone clicks ) what'd you find out? 168 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:56,334 - No go. Priest decided to play 169 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:58,402 A little game with me called "dick in the diocese." 170 00:08:58,472 --> 00:08:59,971 - Yeah, phil said he'd be a problem. 171 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,240 He told me about his boss, too, the bishop. 172 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:03,908 Used to box with the jesuits. 173 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,077 Likes to raise a glass or two and then looks for 174 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,812 Somebody to fight with. 175 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:09,481 - A brawling bishop, huh? 176 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,116 - Phil thought it would be useful. 177 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,985 - Hm. ( phone buzzes repeatedly ) 178 00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:18,756 - I, uh, I'm sorry, zoe, I gotta-- 179 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:21,259 - Yep, sure, go ahead. - I'll catch up with you later? 180 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:22,927 - Bye. 181 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:24,763 - Megan, it's great to hear from-- 182 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,164 ( quiet tense score ) 183 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,899 My mom? 184 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,602 Well, when did they bring her in? 185 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:34,806 ( score crescendos, fades out ) 186 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:36,540 - It's her heart. ( chatter, office sounds) 187 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:40,612 A friend found her in the living room unconscious. 188 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,381 Did you know she was taking ace inhibitors? 189 00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:45,450 - I, uh, no. I had no idea. 190 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,519 - Yeah. - Can I see her? 191 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:50,722 - We have her stabilized, but, uh... 192 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:54,292 Try not to get her worked up. 193 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,897 ( indistinct pa announcement ) 194 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,133 - Hey. 195 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:04,102 How you feeling? 196 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,003 ( quiet tender score ) 197 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:07,806 - Tired. ( sniffles ) 198 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,709 - Okay, you need to rest now, okay? 199 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,713 - (inhales) it was him. 200 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:18,149 - Who was what? - The man. 201 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:23,021 He claimed to be a friend of yours. 202 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:24,789 Tyler something. 203 00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:29,094 - Tyler macneil? - He was one of the voices. 204 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,730 From all those years ago. 205 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,633 He came to my house. 206 00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:38,202 As soon as he pushed his way through my door, 207 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:40,070 I knew who he was. 208 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:41,673 What he was. 209 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:45,243 And he said all these horrible things about me 210 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,245 That he shouldn't have known. 211 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,981 And the awful part of was that I-- 212 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,784 I couldn't disagree because he was right. 213 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,418 - No, he wasn't. 214 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,020 ( score intensifies ) 215 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:58,857 And he had no right to mess with our family. 216 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,693 Look at me. 217 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,462 We made our peace. 218 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,365 We are good. 219 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,136 You know how happy dad would be to know how good we are? 220 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:13,638 - Oh, luke, 221 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,373 ( sniffles ) be careful. 222 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:18,710 It's not the man. 223 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,346 It's what's inside him. 224 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,356 ( score fades out ) 225 00:11:34,626 --> 00:11:35,794 ( loud motorcycle approaching ) ( eerie score ) 226 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,437 ( score abates ) 227 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:53,211 - Get the door, please? 228 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,550 I didn't expect to see you here again. 229 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,519 ( score fades out ) 230 00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:04,588 - I need a favor. 231 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:07,058 There's a, uh, certain piece of technology 232 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:10,728 We developed in spring of last year. 233 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,298 I believe we codenamed it the god flosser. 234 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,935 - ( sighs) augie, 235 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:22,207 I have 81 projects in the pipeline right now. 236 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,811 I can't recall every single one. 237 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:28,779 - I need it, shell. 238 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,548 For a friend. 239 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:33,417 - Yeah. I wonder who that might be. 240 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,588 - In this one case, I think-- - in this one case. 241 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,723 That's what you said the last time. 242 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,425 Which apparently was a warmup for this time. 243 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,795 - I swear, this will nev-- - just... 244 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,496 ( quiet tender score ) 245 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,098 Don't. 246 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,833 - If it wasn't so important-- 247 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,469 - Wasn't so important. A kid in an attic here, 248 00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:56,174 A monster in the basement there, luke in a graveyard wherever. 249 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,245 It'll always be something, won't it? 250 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:04,783 ( heavy sigh ) 251 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,131 ( intercom beeps ) 252 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:23,401 Jeffrey, bring me the file and the prototype 253 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,203 Named the god flosser. 254 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:30,108 Project number kvd dash 1-8-8-9. 255 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,313 Give it all to mr. Ripley on his way out. 256 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,219 - Rochelle. 257 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,687 - We're finished, August. 258 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:48,393 I can respect you leaving asdra for your principles. 259 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:52,096 But you never really left, did you? 260 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:58,269 And now you're asking me to risk my job, my reputation. 261 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,273 Everything that I have worked for. 262 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,310 ( score intensifies ) 263 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,478 It's too much. 264 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,149 I'll come get my stuff, 265 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,651 Preferably while you're not there. 266 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,696 ( sighs ) 267 00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,201 ( score fades out ) 268 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:31,835 - Do you really think it'll work? 269 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,806 - From five yards away, they all look the same. 270 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,740 And, if anybody stops you, 271 00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:38,142 Just say you're helping the bishop. 272 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,444 - What's wrong with the bishop? 273 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,814 - He drinks too much and gets into fights. 274 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,216 - ( scoffs through nose ) oh, I don't know. 275 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,551 Impersonating nuns, it just seems-- 276 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,353 - Um, awesome? 277 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:53,891 - I was going to say sinful and really hard to do alone. 278 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:55,393 ( footsteps approaching ) 279 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,530 Lomax! 280 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,303 ( mischievous score ) - what? 281 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,971 ( score becomes more urgent ) 282 00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:13,845 We're going to hell, we're going to hell! 283 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,446 - We're doing this to stop a demon. 284 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,015 It's got to be a mitigating factor. 285 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,716 Come on. 286 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,255 ♪ 287 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,525 - Do you think they know? I think they know. 288 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,194 - We look exactly like them. How would they know? 289 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,264 - I feel like I'm radiating greek orthodox. 290 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,566 ( scoffs ) 291 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,335 Oh! There's a staircase. 292 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,904 - Man: Sister! - Shit! Cover me! 293 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,906 - Cover you? 294 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,074 - Sister? - Yes, father. 295 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:45,943 - Could you give us a hand? 296 00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:48,947 - Oh, I really need to-- - just a few more boxes there. 297 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,549 - Oh. Okay. 298 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:53,918 ( score intensifies ) 299 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,408 ♪ 300 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:45,303 ( angelic choir vocalizing ) 301 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,340 ( rapid approaching footsteps ) 302 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:50,975 ( angelic choir vocalizing ) 303 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:53,911 ( sharp exhale ) 304 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:55,580 ( loud sneeze ) 305 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:01,519 ( score intensifies ) 306 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,523 ( score abates ) 307 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,891 I really need to be going now, father. 308 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:09,494 - What is so urgent? 309 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:15,032 - Well, the bishop had one of his bad nights. 310 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,201 - Oh, dear. - Yeah. 311 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:21,105 He was at that place that he goes. 312 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:24,375 - Hannigan's tavern? Oh, dear god. 313 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,578 - And it was karaoke night. I know, right? 314 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,348 There was a booth full of lutherans there and 315 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,251 ( sucks teeth ) well, you know the bishop. 316 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:36,053 When they start talking smack about the ninety-five theses. 317 00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:37,989 - God help us. 318 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,291 - Yeah. That's why I'm here. 319 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,060 ( score intensifies ) 320 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:45,063 ( groans loudly ) 321 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,468 ( engine revs suddenly, loudly ) 322 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,670 - Shit! Shit! Shit!!! 323 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,239 Come on! 324 00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,842 - Lomax: Nope, nope, nope, nope, no. Hell, no! 325 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,878 - Anyway, I really need to go. 326 00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:02,513 - By all means. 327 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,549 Tell the bishop he's in our prayers. 328 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,717 - You bet! 329 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,587 ( exciting score ) 330 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,058 Did you get it? - I have all of it. Come on! 331 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,062 ( exciting score ) 332 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,070 - Shit! Shit, shit! 333 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,046 ( tyler groans loudly ) 334 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:40,952 ( elevator bell dings ) (( doors rumble ) ) 335 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,022 - Susan? 336 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,424 - Crash! What are you doing here? 337 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,593 - You kids don't mind me, I'm just gonna... 338 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:53,264 - I just stopped by to say hi. ( mischievous score ) 339 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,067 But, listen, susan, I kind of knew you had a secret, 340 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,202 But this wasn't a top six guess. - Oh! 341 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,003 - No, no, no, it's not what it looks like. 342 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:03,241 - I was raised methodist but I'm sure we could work it out. 343 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:06,410 - No, no, no, please, um, come this way. 344 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:07,745 I'll try to explain. 345 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,947 ( score ends ) 346 00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:11,983 - Okay. 347 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:21,492 - Crash, I know this looks really ridiculous, 348 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:25,696 But, um, you need to know that I am not a nun. 349 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,534 I'm just... - Second to nun? 350 00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,504 ( tender score ) 351 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,473 ( crash moans softly ) 352 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,709 Oh. 353 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,878 You know I had a dream like this in junior high. 354 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,381 - Mm. 355 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,650 ( car approaching ) ( score fades out ) 356 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,021 ( quiet tense score ) 357 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,195 ( score intensifies ) 358 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,932 - Luke. What a surprise. 359 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,868 - Afraid we've gotten a little crossways, tyler. 360 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,204 Do you mind if we talk? 361 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,006 - Sure. 362 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,145 - Look, tyler, I don't want to lose you as a client. 363 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,047 - You're goddamn right you don't. 364 00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:17,848 ♪ 365 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,153 - I can sell your house for top dollar 366 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,555 And I can get you into a place that you'll love. 367 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,424 That's what I do. - See, here's the thing, luke. 368 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,593 Now, you've made it clear you don't want to 369 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,829 Be in business with me. 370 00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:34,899 So, why in the world should I be in business with you? 371 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:38,569 - Because we're friends, tyler. 372 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,606 And that's what friends do. 373 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,875 Look, I'm having a little get together 374 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,111 On Saturday night with all my friends. 375 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,447 In fact, 376 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,383 I'd really like it if you were there. 377 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:56,454 - All your friends, together in one place. 378 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,924 ( laughs drily ) I wouldn't miss that for the world. 379 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:05,062 - I'd invite my mom, but, well, she's in the hospital. 380 00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,165 - Nothing serious, I hope. 381 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,134 - She'll be fine. 382 00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:12,970 - I hope so. 383 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,805 Give her my best. 384 00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:17,808 - I'll do that. 385 00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,079 ( score intensifies ) 386 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,916 ( score abates ) 387 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,087 ( mysterious score ) 388 00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:32,657 ( zooey inhales, sighs ) ( pen clicking ) 389 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,096 Any luck? 390 00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:41,364 - I've effectively managed to triple the output 391 00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:43,100 Of our legacy mee technology. 392 00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:46,069 - Enough to solve our little problem with mr. Macneil? 393 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:49,840 - If you can weaken him first, we have a chance. 394 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:52,443 - Okay. 395 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,278 ( tense score ) 396 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,684 ( score fades out ) 397 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:02,853 So I need you to talk me out of something. 398 00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:06,123 You know the tell-tale heart? 399 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,891 Bar right down the block. 400 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,761 - I know it well. - It just went up for sale. 401 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,731 And, well, thinking about buying it. 402 00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:18,669 I know, it's dumb. It's middle-age crazy. 403 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:27,044 - It seems to me a move of a man who wants control 404 00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:28,979 Over a place that is meaningful to him. 405 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:34,084 - Well, that is way loftier than my middle-age-crazy theory, 406 00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,253 But damn, I don't know. 407 00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:39,022 I wonder. 408 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,891 Is real estate all I am? 409 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,660 - It's what you're very good at. 410 00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:49,933 - I don't know. 411 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,768 The thought of owning a place 412 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,971 People just get together to have a good time. 413 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,239 Real people. - The ones still breathing? 414 00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:58,175 - Yeah, them. 415 00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:01,645 Just sounds good. 416 00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:03,714 - Luke, I don't know what to tell you. 417 00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:07,618 It's reckless. It's impulsive. It's impractical. 418 00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:12,255 And I absolutely think... ( quiet score ) 419 00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:13,991 You should do it. 420 00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:15,792 - You really aren't good at the whole 421 00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:17,194 Talking me out of this thing. 422 00:23:17,262 --> 00:23:19,163 - To employ a sports metaphor, 423 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:22,967 Perhaps it's time for a big swing. 424 00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:28,272 - Yeah, it is. 425 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:30,775 And August? 426 00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:33,911 I'm just getting warmed up. 427 00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:40,651 ( score fades out ) 428 00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:45,923 ( expansive dramatic score ) 429 00:23:51,463 --> 00:23:53,030 Hi. 430 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:54,898 - Here to see your mom? 431 00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,800 - How is she? - The same. 432 00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:59,937 Stable. We want to keep her around a while. 433 00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:04,308 - So, what else is new? 434 00:24:07,713 --> 00:24:09,280 - I broke up with hunter. 435 00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:13,751 - That's a shame. 436 00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:18,389 - We wanted different things, so... 437 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,291 - You have the energy for a walk? 438 00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:23,394 - Maybe a short one. 439 00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:31,935 - Just feels like the last few years 440 00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:33,937 I've been stuck in a holding pattern. 441 00:24:33,939 --> 00:24:36,306 ( score fades out ) it's like at the airport, 442 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:39,142 Walking alongside the moving walkway, 443 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,511 Hoofing it along at the same speed, 444 00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:44,914 But everybody seems to be moving past you. 445 00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:46,283 ( leaves rustling ) 446 00:24:46,352 --> 00:24:48,385 - Well, agency's done well. ( luke scoffs ) 447 00:24:48,454 --> 00:24:50,988 - That's not progress. It's stasis. 448 00:24:52,357 --> 00:24:55,292 So I've decided I need to make a bold move. 449 00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:56,660 Or two. 450 00:24:58,331 --> 00:25:00,263 - Yeah? 451 00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:03,434 - Well, first, I'm buying a bar. 452 00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:06,403 - A bar? 453 00:25:06,471 --> 00:25:08,606 Was a sports car not available? 454 00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:10,374 - Buying the heart. 455 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:12,676 - ( soft gasp ) the tell-tale heart. 456 00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:18,449 - There is something else I wanted to talk to you about. 457 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,916 ( tender score ) 458 00:25:19,985 --> 00:25:21,519 About us. 459 00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:24,221 - Us? 460 00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:28,692 - I want us to be us again. 461 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,195 - I see. 462 00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:36,666 - So, I put together an offer for you to consider. 463 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:40,170 - And given today's market conditions... 464 00:25:44,609 --> 00:25:46,109 - Luke: Club soda? 465 00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:48,211 - It wouldn't do for the prospective buyer 466 00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:50,747 To be potted in his own establishment. 467 00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:52,449 - So, you heard. 468 00:25:52,517 --> 00:25:53,884 ( quiet acoustic guitar music ) 469 00:25:53,952 --> 00:25:56,153 You know, lloyd, I've been coming here for a couple years 470 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:58,421 And I don't think we've ever really spoken. 471 00:25:58,757 --> 00:26:01,024 So I thought, maybe since we're going to be, like, 472 00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:04,427 Working together, we should get to know each other. 473 00:26:04,996 --> 00:26:06,597 I was looking at the bar's financials. 474 00:26:06,665 --> 00:26:09,700 I didn't see a line item that included your salary. 475 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:11,735 How much do we pay you? 476 00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:15,272 - Enough. 477 00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:19,976 - Oh. Well, I only ask because a change in management is also 478 00:26:20,045 --> 00:26:22,245 A great opportunity to make any other changes 479 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:26,584 That might be good, like hours, or more live music, or 480 00:26:27,152 --> 00:26:28,686 Local bands? 481 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:35,459 Anyhow, if you think of something, let me know. 482 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,796 By the way, I asked the current management 483 00:26:39,865 --> 00:26:42,332 If I can close the place down for a private party 484 00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:44,301 This Saturday night. 485 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:45,969 Sort of a celebration. 486 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:49,306 Make sure there's lots of champagne. The good stuff. 487 00:26:49,508 --> 00:26:52,610 Should be fun. Lots of laughs. 488 00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:57,414 Do you ever laugh, lloyd? 489 00:27:01,086 --> 00:27:04,154 Well, Saturday would be a great time to start. 490 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:08,592 ( tense score ) ( footsteps clanking on metal ) 491 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:11,595 ( distant police siren wailing ) 492 00:27:14,699 --> 00:27:16,300 ( dramatic booms, rumbling ) 493 00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:21,939 ( thuds ) 494 00:27:23,108 --> 00:27:24,808 - You got the stuff? 495 00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:26,643 - Money first. 496 00:27:26,712 --> 00:27:28,312 ( rustling ) 497 00:27:34,853 --> 00:27:36,520 - Oh, baby. 498 00:27:40,259 --> 00:27:41,725 - You might want to be careful with that. 499 00:27:41,794 --> 00:27:43,526 This hit so much as touches your skin 500 00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:45,295 And you're dead as dinner theater. 501 00:27:46,732 --> 00:27:48,432 - Science. 502 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:55,773 Oh, 503 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:58,875 By the way, 504 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:02,145 If you forget you ever saw me, 505 00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:04,547 You won't have to worry about your kids finding 506 00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:06,984 This stuff poured over their corn flakes one morning. 507 00:28:12,757 --> 00:28:14,391 ( score intensifies, fades out ) 508 00:28:17,762 --> 00:28:18,862 ( acoustic guitar music ) 509 00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:20,463 ( ice clinking ) 510 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:22,099 - Susan: So everyone knows what's going on? 511 00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:23,566 - Lomax: They're excited! 512 00:28:23,568 --> 00:28:26,303 Most of them have never been to an exorcism before. 513 00:28:26,639 --> 00:28:28,439 I told them to be ready for anything, 514 00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:31,341 And everyone laugh big at the toast. 515 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:32,976 - Anyone seen zooey? 516 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:35,846 - She's still at the office looking for the name. 517 00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:37,580 - Oh, that's right. 518 00:28:37,582 --> 00:28:40,884 Is your death ray going to work without it? 519 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,753 - We can only hope. 520 00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:50,427 ( keypad clacking ) 521 00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:52,262 ( phone buzzing repeatedly ) 522 00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:55,132 - Oh. 523 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:59,136 Zip. Zero. Zilch. Nada. - Luke: Oh, come on. 524 00:28:59,204 --> 00:29:01,504 Between a room full of people laughing and a jolt 525 00:29:01,506 --> 00:29:04,274 From August's god flosser, that demon, 526 00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:06,477 Whatever his name is, won't survive the night. 527 00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:09,279 - Yeah, but phil said that you're going to need a name. 528 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:11,648 - Oh, come on, I want you here for the speech. 529 00:29:11,716 --> 00:29:13,483 We're just up the street. - Yeah. 530 00:29:13,618 --> 00:29:15,318 I know where you guys are. I'm just going to keep 531 00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:16,987 Looking a little bit longer, okay? 532 00:29:17,055 --> 00:29:18,788 ( click ) 533 00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:19,990 ( heavy sigh ) 534 00:29:20,058 --> 00:29:21,625 ( indistinct chatter ) 535 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,295 ( tense score ) 536 00:29:26,031 --> 00:29:27,564 ( rita chuckles ) 537 00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:30,967 - Uh, excuse me for a second. 538 00:29:31,036 --> 00:29:32,569 - Yeah. 539 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:36,940 - All good? 540 00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:38,175 - Good enough. 541 00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:40,577 - Has anybody seen our guest of honor lately? 542 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,514 - Oh dear. 543 00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:45,482 - What if he got suspicious and left? 544 00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:50,788 - Luke: We gotta find him. 545 00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:56,727 ( score intensifies ) 546 00:30:06,739 --> 00:30:08,571 Saw you were talking to tyler. 547 00:30:08,573 --> 00:30:10,140 - Oh, get over it, luke. 548 00:30:10,209 --> 00:30:12,275 - No, where is he and where did he go? 549 00:30:12,745 --> 00:30:15,979 - He's probably just gone to the little client's room. 550 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,484 ( sighs ) 551 00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:27,357 - (whisper) what's your name, your name, your name, your name? 552 00:30:32,197 --> 00:30:33,764 ( score intensifies ) 553 00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:42,639 Nothing here. 554 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,376 ( dramatic boom ) ( score intensifies ) 555 00:30:57,088 --> 00:30:59,489 Oops! Sorry, go ahead. 556 00:31:05,897 --> 00:31:07,764 ( score crossfades to acoustic guitar music ) 557 00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:09,633 ( loud indistinct chattering ) 558 00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:21,878 - Ooh. - Both: Thank you. 559 00:31:21,946 --> 00:31:23,680 - Rita: Mm-hm. 560 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,150 - Luke: Everybody! ( chattering abates ) 561 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,352 ( tense score ) 562 00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:31,988 Just have your attention for just a second? 563 00:31:32,357 --> 00:31:34,324 First of all I'd like to thank you all for joining me 564 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:38,094 In my latest manifestation of my midlife crisis. 565 00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:40,564 ( all laughing ) 566 00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,367 So, recently I've decided that I've been 567 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:48,872 A passive protagonist in my own life story for too long. 568 00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:50,908 So... 569 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:54,511 I'm buying this bar. ( all gasp ) 570 00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,847 A place to get together with friends. 571 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:58,515 Old friends. 572 00:31:59,985 --> 00:32:01,551 And new. 573 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:06,123 ( tense dramatic score ) 574 00:32:10,996 --> 00:32:12,929 But that's not all. 575 00:32:13,198 --> 00:32:16,132 I've asked megan to marry me. 576 00:32:16,201 --> 00:32:18,234 ( guests react approvingly ) ( applause ) 577 00:32:18,303 --> 00:32:19,869 - Rita: Aw! 578 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,438 - So, please, 579 00:32:21,573 --> 00:32:23,272 Raise a glass to us, 580 00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:27,377 Our new place, and our new life. 581 00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:29,179 - All: Cheers! 582 00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:30,947 ( glasses clinking ) 583 00:32:31,016 --> 00:32:32,649 - Thank you. 584 00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:35,585 ( tense score continues ) 585 00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:38,956 - Now, 586 00:32:41,025 --> 00:32:42,559 Here's to my oldest friend, 587 00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:45,262 Who, ironically, 588 00:32:46,364 --> 00:32:47,931 Is hiding 589 00:32:48,934 --> 00:32:50,667 In my newest friend. 590 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:55,271 As a child, I knew him as elvis the elephant. 591 00:32:56,008 --> 00:33:00,443 The most evil demon from hell to ever be outsmarted 592 00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:02,579 By a seven-year-old! 593 00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:04,181 ( forced and awkward laughter ) 594 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,886 ( dramatic boom, rumble ) - tyler: No! 595 00:33:09,954 --> 00:33:11,288 Wait! 596 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,756 ( laughter intensifies ) 597 00:33:13,758 --> 00:33:15,025 - And I just found out 598 00:33:16,961 --> 00:33:18,328 ( high-pitched ringing ) 599 00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:22,032 That he tried to kill everyone in this room but 600 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:24,201 He even screwed that up. 601 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:25,802 ( raucous laughter ) 602 00:33:30,109 --> 00:33:31,608 ( tyler groans ) 603 00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:34,377 So, ladies and gentlemen, please raise a glass 604 00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:36,879 To tonight's entertainment. 605 00:33:36,881 --> 00:33:39,048 - Oh! - Since I didn't have 606 00:33:39,050 --> 00:33:41,584 The budget to hire a proper clown 607 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,753 Ladies and gentlemen, 608 00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:47,857 Tyler macneil! 609 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,227 ( tense score, raucous laughter continue ) 610 00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:55,132 - Zooey: Charismalech! 611 00:33:56,134 --> 00:33:58,035 Charismalech! 612 00:33:58,103 --> 00:34:00,871 His name is charismalech. 613 00:34:00,939 --> 00:34:02,806 ( raucous laughter resumes ) 614 00:34:04,276 --> 00:34:05,942 ( yells ) 615 00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:07,844 ( whoosh ) ( crackling ) 616 00:34:07,912 --> 00:34:09,446 ( yelling ) 617 00:34:09,514 --> 00:34:14,251 - Tyler: Oh my god! God!! ( pained yell ) 618 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:18,821 ( loud long guttural exhale ) 619 00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:20,390 ( guest exclaims twice ) 620 00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:22,258 - Woman: Oh my god. Is he okay? 621 00:34:22,627 --> 00:34:24,160 - Crash: Hey, hey, hey. You okay? 622 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,196 - Megan: I'm a doctor. ( concerned chatter ) 623 00:34:26,264 --> 00:34:28,331 - Megan: Sir, are you okay? - Crash: He's got a pulse. 624 00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:31,267 He's breathing. - So, what did I miss? 625 00:34:31,336 --> 00:34:34,771 - Well, lomax, what really happened? 626 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,506 ( mischievous score ) 627 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:38,040 - Lomax: So, when we couldn't find tyler, 628 00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:40,877 I thought I'd check the back. You know, just in case. 629 00:34:40,945 --> 00:34:43,079 And sure enough, there he was 630 00:34:43,147 --> 00:34:45,648 Coming out of the kitchen, and I thought, 631 00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:47,384 "what's he doing in the kitchen?" 632 00:34:49,854 --> 00:34:52,823 The champagne flutes did not look right. 633 00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:55,458 Then I saw lurch. - Lloyd. 634 00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:56,926 - Whatever. There was something 635 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:59,462 At the bottom of each of the glasses, and fingerprints 636 00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:01,832 On all of them. Clearly, it had been 637 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:04,767 Spiked with something nasty. 638 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,969 - I know death when I smell it. 639 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:09,572 - So we swapped out the glasses and we did the toast as planned. 640 00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:13,610 But I gave roman the heads-up because, uh, he's the boss. 641 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,315 - So tyler macneil, like, the real tyler macneil, 642 00:35:19,384 --> 00:35:21,151 He's going to be okay, right? 643 00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:24,621 - I don't know. Crash went with the paramedics. 644 00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:27,724 - Thank you. ( tender emotional score ) 645 00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:29,759 Thank all of you. 646 00:35:29,894 --> 00:35:31,962 And, uh, you were right. 647 00:35:32,931 --> 00:35:34,397 We needed the name. 648 00:35:34,399 --> 00:35:35,665 ( zooey purrs happily ) ( lomax laughs ) 649 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,168 - Yes, the devil is in the details. 650 00:35:41,072 --> 00:35:42,205 ( zooey exhales loudly ) 651 00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:43,940 ( door clatters ) 652 00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:46,743 ( melancholy score ) 653 00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:49,679 ( door hinges creak ) ( door clatters ) 654 00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:54,817 ( August sighs ) ( score fades out ) 655 00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:57,087 ( clock ticking faintly ) 656 00:36:00,358 --> 00:36:01,992 ( phone clicks ) 657 00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:06,763 ( keypad clacking ) 658 00:36:07,099 --> 00:36:08,164 ( phone line ringing ) 659 00:36:08,233 --> 00:36:10,567 - This is dr. Decker. You know what to do. 660 00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:12,835 ( voicemail beeps ) - hello, rochelle. 661 00:36:13,237 --> 00:36:18,842 I was just at a, uh, work-related affair. 662 00:36:21,245 --> 00:36:23,313 I'd hoped you might be here tonight. 663 00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:26,950 Perhaps we can talk soon. 664 00:36:27,952 --> 00:36:29,652 No rush. 665 00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:31,988 We have all the time in the world. 666 00:36:32,056 --> 00:36:33,390 ( tap running ) 667 00:36:36,394 --> 00:36:38,394 ( door creaks ) ( footsteps approaching ) 668 00:36:38,463 --> 00:36:41,231 Shell. I didn't realize you're here. 669 00:36:41,299 --> 00:36:43,333 I just left you a-- 670 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,202 ( quiet emotional score ) 671 00:36:57,281 --> 00:36:59,015 I thought I had more time. 672 00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:01,985 - Everyone does. 673 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:07,757 ( score crescendos, abates ) 674 00:37:08,092 --> 00:37:09,726 ( glass shatters ) 675 00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:16,265 ( leaves rustling ) - luke: So, today,) 676 00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:18,401 ( quiet tender score ) we say goodbye to a man 677 00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:21,538 Whose brilliance was never at odds with his compassion. 678 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,474 And we envy his daughters 679 00:37:26,211 --> 00:37:30,013 For all the more years they got to spend with him. 680 00:37:32,116 --> 00:37:33,850 We can only be grateful 681 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:37,687 For the kindness and the wisdom that he shared with us. 682 00:37:43,127 --> 00:37:44,794 ( score intensifies ) 683 00:37:46,330 --> 00:37:48,464 ( lomax gasps softly ) ( susan inhales emotionally ) 684 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,367 (crying) goodbye, augie. 685 00:37:52,537 --> 00:37:53,936 ( hand pads on coffin ) 686 00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:55,338 Sleep well. 687 00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:58,975 - Zooey: Kindness in words creates confidence. 688 00:37:59,444 --> 00:38:02,646 Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. 689 00:38:04,249 --> 00:38:07,517 Kindness in giving creates love. 690 00:38:08,253 --> 00:38:09,686 Lao tzu. 691 00:38:09,754 --> 00:38:12,889 - Always do what you are afraid to do. 692 00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:16,092 Ralph waldo emerson. 693 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:23,900 - Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. 694 00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:27,169 Buddha. 695 00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:29,539 - Bitterest tears shed over graves 696 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,576 Are for words left unspoken, 697 00:38:33,578 --> 00:38:34,911 ( gasps sharply ) 698 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,846 And deeds left undone. 699 00:38:39,183 --> 00:38:41,084 Harriet beecher stowe. ( sharp inhale ) 700 00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:44,587 ( rochelle sobs ) 701 00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:53,395 - Other friends have flown before, 702 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:55,865 And on the morrow he will leave me, 703 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,134 As my hopes have flown before 704 00:38:59,804 --> 00:39:01,137 Quoth the raven 705 00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:04,441 "nevermore." 706 00:39:05,810 --> 00:39:07,243 Edgar allan poe. 707 00:39:11,749 --> 00:39:13,116 ( score intensifies ) 708 00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:18,088 - (whisper) goodbye, auggie. 709 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:31,634 - Susan: I can't believe he's gone. 710 00:39:32,304 --> 00:39:33,970 - Luke: I know. 711 00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:35,638 What are we going to do now? 712 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:38,007 - We're going to be good. 713 00:39:39,343 --> 00:39:41,811 No, we are going to be great. 714 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,480 ( quiet tender score ) 715 00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:48,785 - Hi. - Hi. 716 00:39:51,622 --> 00:39:53,022 - Hm. 717 00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:55,858 See you guys. 718 00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:57,627 - Yeah. - Crash: See you guys. 719 00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:02,031 ( megan sighs ) 720 00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:06,536 - You going to be okay? 721 00:40:08,473 --> 00:40:11,708 - I'll meet you later? At the place with the thing. 722 00:40:11,776 --> 00:40:13,209 - Hm. 723 00:40:17,816 --> 00:40:20,016 - Love you. - Love you, too. 724 00:40:24,889 --> 00:40:26,556 ( tender emotional score ) 725 00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:31,327 Why don't you let me close up? 726 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:36,232 ( glasses clinking ) 727 00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:39,735 Lloyd? 728 00:40:39,804 --> 00:40:41,904 ( score abates ) 729 00:40:41,906 --> 00:40:43,706 Thanks. 730 00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:45,708 ( angelic choir vocalizing ) 731 00:41:00,392 --> 00:41:01,991 Oh... 732 00:41:03,361 --> 00:41:06,563 Just don't. 733 00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:13,603 Unfinished business is what we always look for, you and I. 734 00:41:15,439 --> 00:41:17,673 And now there is nobody that I can think of 735 00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:21,211 Whose business is more finished than yours. 736 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:27,717 Godspeed, August. 737 00:41:29,754 --> 00:41:31,187 I'm going to miss you. 738 00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:34,290 ( frame clatters ) ( score abates ) 739 00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:39,195 ( score intensifies ) 740 00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:54,043 ( light switch clicks ) - luke? 741 00:41:58,249 --> 00:42:00,049 - Am I crazy? 742 00:42:00,252 --> 00:42:02,118 Or did I just want to hear your voice 743 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:04,420 So very badly that I-- - luke. 744 00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:07,257 Turn around. 745 00:42:07,325 --> 00:42:09,058 ( mysterious score ) 746 00:42:13,397 --> 00:42:14,731 ( score intensifies ) 747 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,300 ( closing theme ) 748 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,953 ( theme fades out quickly ) ( doorbell chimes ring ) 749 00:42:38,022 --> 00:42:41,023 ( projector rattling ) 750 00:42:41,025 --> 00:42:42,458 ( inspirational fanfare )