1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,470 on SurrealEstate. 2 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,222 -[Zooey] This is what 3 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,724 our future looks like if Luke doesn’t get back. 4 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,215 -It’s time to rattle his cage a little. 5 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:14,887 So, you coming back, or what? 6 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,175 -Thinking Monday. 7 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:17,888 -Not every house has to be a horror show. 8 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,848 [screaming] 9 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,188 Luke, so you’re really just going to do this yourself? 10 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:23,574 Screw the process. 11 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,400 -Why were you so nasty to Susan? 12 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,396 -[Phil] His name was Edgar Cornell. 13 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,528 He was a serial killer. He murdered six people. 14 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:32,075 -Stay back! -[whoosh] 15 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:35,079 Take a few days off! I got this covered. 16 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,910 [score fades out] 17 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,578 [dog barking in distance] 18 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,206 [eerie score] 19 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:49,086 [motor whirring] 20 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:57,064 [garbage can rumbling] 21 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:11,738 -Hey! 22 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:13,623 This is private property. 23 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:19,118 [clattering, scraping] 24 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:28,001 Okay, you’re gonna have to go! 25 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:35,298 Go on! I-I... 26 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,469 I don’t want to have to call the sheriff. 27 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,138 [raspy breathing] 28 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,766 [hissing] 29 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:49,614 -You stay away! -[roar] 30 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,285 [shovel clatters] 31 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,697 [roaring growl] 32 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,827 Come on...! 33 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,543 [motor humming] 34 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,713 [relieved laughter] 35 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,800 [sigh] 36 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:16,466 -[theme score plays] -[chuckles] 37 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,857 [man screams] 38 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:31,895 [discordant organ music] [drum hits] 39 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,859 -[Kit VO] My name is Kit Rampart 40 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:37,988 and I have a gift. [echoing] 41 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:42,161 -A channel... -[dramatic boom] 42 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:43,827 to the afterlife. 43 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,539 On tonight’s episode of 44 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,378 Spirit Stalkers: Paranormal P.I. 45 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:53,214 I’ll use my link to the beyond 46 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:56,552 to face a spirit whose grave-robbing 47 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,507 -cannibal murders -[dramatic boom] 48 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:01,890 terrorized a community two centuries ago. 49 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:04,394 Some even say to this very day. 50 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:06,846 I’ll walk the very halls 51 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:08,898 where she committed her heinous crimes. 52 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,272 I’ll interview experts 53 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,740 with verified accounts of terror. 54 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,780 -Oh, my goodness. 55 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,074 -Ho! Did you guys see that? 56 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,534 Tonight, Grace Wexford, 57 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,370 the Were-Lady of Wexford Manor. 58 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,753 On Spirit Stalkers: Paranormal P.I. 59 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:34,257 It’s time to send this she-beast screaming back to hell. 60 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,716 Gee... 61 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,263 -What? 62 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,926 -Great! I am out of the moment! 63 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:43,974 Ileana! 64 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,639 [several people talking] 65 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:50,313 -Back to one and get a release on her just in case. 66 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:52,981 [mysterious score] 67 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,152 -[Luke] I’m just telling you, Doug, as your agent, 68 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:57,608 I think you’re making a mistake 69 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,238 letting these TV people in your house. 70 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:00,744 They break things. 71 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:03,276 -Luke, you’ve had my listing for two months now. 72 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:06,120 We still can’t shake this legend of Grace Wexford, 73 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,956 so I say we turn it into a positive, lean into it. 74 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,582 Some people like the idea 75 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,129 of moving into a haunted house. 76 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,502 -In my experience, 77 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:14,958 they are fine with the idea. 78 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,798 It’s the actual bleeding walls 79 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,513 and tormented shrieks of the damned 80 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,683 that make it hard to close escrow. 81 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:23,182 -Spirit Stalkers plays all over the world. 82 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:26,684 Some Bulgarian prince could see this on the TV and say, 83 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:28,808 [Bulgarian accent] "I must have that house!" 84 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,345 -Bulgaria is a parliamentary democracy. 85 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,770 No princes. 86 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:34,478 -You being a wiseass? 87 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:37,148 -Sort of. Look, we know this thing could be dangerous. 88 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:40,447 -Could be? It nearly slashed the shirt off my back! 89 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,952 -These people could accidentally unleash something 90 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:45,164 they can’t possibly comprehend. 91 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,365 -Whoa, whoa, whoa! 92 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:50,289 I don’t know what you’re talking about, 93 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:51,825 but I comprehend 94 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,458 comprehensively. 95 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,045 Comprende? 96 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,130 Our latest ectoprobonometer readings 97 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:58,715 are coming in at a G4, 98 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,340 maybe even an L5. 99 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,217 -[appreciative whistle] -That’s not even a thing. 100 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:03,854 -Frankly, Mister Pedersen, 101 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,680 I’m just glad you didn’t wait a moment longer 102 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,346 to call in the professionals. 103 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,846 You may have saved lives. 104 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:13,517 We haven’t met. 105 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:17,401 Kit Rampart. 106 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,026 Face, brains, brand 107 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,652 of Spirit Stalkers. 108 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,871 -Luke Roman. I sell houses. 109 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,157 -So, that tall, 110 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,825 gorgeous drink of water 111 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:31,214 who was in our shot she’s with you. 112 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:34,211 You are the real estate people. 113 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,214 See, you’re already getting in my way. 114 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,170 -They’re getting in my way. -They’re really sorry. 115 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,917 -Okay. Well, let’s get one thing straight: 116 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,840 Anything that goes bump in the night, 117 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,929 that’s my side of the street. 118 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:47,564 You don’t tell me my job, 119 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,221 I won’t tell you about carpets 120 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,349 or whatever decking lasts longest. 121 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:53,939 -Composite. -The point is, 122 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,562 you do you, 123 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,229 and leave the ectoplasm to me. 124 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,534 Doug, you made the right call. 125 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,702 I’ll see you under those bright lights. 126 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:04,948 Magic! 127 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,913 [Doug chuckles] 128 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,583 Magic. 129 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,587 -So, he’s a bit of a dick but, uh, play nice, okay? 130 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,421 -I’d hate to have to fire you. -Well, that’d suck. 131 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,968 -Mr. Pedersen, they’re ready for your interview. 132 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,052 -Oh. If you’ll excuse me. 133 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,259 Magic time. 134 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,599 [elevator arriving chime] [elevator doors closing] 135 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:38,612 -[Susan/Luke] Hi./Hi. 136 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:40,780 [Luke clears throat] 137 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,818 -So, Wexford’s moving forward with the TV show. 138 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:47,574 So, I think we take a step back, we pivot and we let Kit Rampart 139 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,239 give Doug his 15 minutes of fame. 140 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,617 -[gentle score] -You really think that’s best? 141 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,965 -Being seen in the same universe as Spirit Stalkers 142 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,830 does serious damage to our brand, so, yeah. 143 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:02,003 What? 144 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,801 -I understand. 145 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,635 I do. You’re threatened. 146 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:10,300 Without your--your special "ground control to Major Tom," 147 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,310 you feel more like Kit the Spirit Stalker 148 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,312 than you want to admit. 149 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,153 -Well, that’s just mean. 150 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,654 -Sometimes the truth is... 151 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:24,986 mean. 152 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,651 [elevator chimes] 153 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:34,951 -[Zooey] Hey. 154 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:37,714 -Oh, Zooey, this message is for Luke. 155 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:39,996 -Is it? 156 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,500 -The Baumgartners. Ted and Diane. 157 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,169 Why are they calling Luke? 158 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,511 -Luke said he wanted everything routed through him. 159 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,304 But I figured they’re your clients, right? 160 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,354 -Yes, they are. 161 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,016 [Susan sighs] 162 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,230 Thank you. 163 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,748 [click, hissing] 164 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,500 [click, hissing] 165 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,049 Auggie? 166 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,262 Are you free this weekend? I need help with a PKT 167 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:30,763 for the Baumgartners. They’re that sweet couple 168 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:32,885 who bought the B&B up on the coast. 169 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,723 -What seems to be the problem? 170 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,728 -Mm. "Voices, rattling chandeliers, 171 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,061 ghastly, murderous screams in the night." 172 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,896 Not ideal for a relaxing weekend retreat. 173 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,773 Can you help me? 174 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:47,029 -Well, I have a, uh, fencing match Saturday 175 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:48,902 that can easily be moved. 176 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,909 Saturday nights I play with a jazz combo 177 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,451 at a spot uptown. 178 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:55,084 They could have someone less gifted sit in. 179 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:58,251 Sunday nights I play poker with some old friends, 180 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:02,080 but they can keep their money a week longer. 181 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,803 -As long as you’re not busy. Pick you up around noon? 182 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,880 -Ah, I still have to pop by your Ensom house 183 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,416 for its own PKT. 184 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,219 -Don’t worry about my place. It’ll keep. 185 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,394 [footsteps recede] 186 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:16,926 [click, hiss] 187 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:21,601 [mysterious music] 188 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,768 -The Wexford family plot. 189 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:27,151 Overgrown and uncared for, 190 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:29,275 as if nature itself was trying to hide 191 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,652 Grace Wexford’s crimes. 192 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:34,280 According to legend, 193 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,947 this is where she exhumed her father’s body 194 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,657 and feasted on his barely cold remains 195 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:42,458 with her unspeakably large, sharp teeth. 196 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,094 That top window was her bedroom; 197 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:51,342 a perfect view of the graves that drove her mad with hunger. 198 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,675 It’s said on nights just like this one, 199 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:58,263 you can hear her shovel digging through the wet earth. 200 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:00,269 [scraping] 201 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,101 Can you hear it? 202 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,767 Sh, sh, sh. 203 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,652 -The shovel. -[metal scraping] 204 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,523 The shovel! It’s coming from just o-- 205 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,780 -[dramatic boom] -Ah! 206 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:15,112 Ah, God. I’m sorry, can we take this again really quick? 207 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,780 This isn’t working. 208 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:18,698 -[Director] What was wrong with that one? 209 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,827 -The shovel sounds are all wrong. It-- 210 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,961 It is supposed to sound 211 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,671 like a girl unearthing her rotting father, 212 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,212 ready to feast on him. 213 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,995 It sounds like you’re planting azaleas. 214 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,170 Can we give it some gravitas? 215 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,838 -Well, I’m sorry. 216 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,507 The shovel that studied at Juilliard was booked. 217 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,216 -If you’re going to make me fake this shit 218 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,346 at least give me a chance to make it good! 219 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,353 -We’ve been over this. We don’t have time 220 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,845 for the real thing. 221 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,517 So get rolling because we’re burning moonlight. 222 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,015 -There is something here. I can feel it. 223 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,728 We can make it real this time! 224 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:51,898 -As you say every time! 225 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,736 I can’t make a show that way. 226 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,152 -What about the truth? 227 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,160 -Ah-ha! The truth? 228 00:10:57,282 --> 00:11:00,372 Once you fake that, you can fake anything. 229 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,704 Great shoveling, Denny. 230 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,539 Film school wasn’t a waste of money at all! 231 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,213 All right. Picture’s up! 232 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,751 [eerie score] 233 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,164 [creepy score] 234 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,829 [birds chirping] 235 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,967 [door closing] 236 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,310 [sucks teeth] 237 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,397 -[Kit] Red leather, yellow leather, 238 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,278 good blood, bad blood, 239 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,065 red leather, yellow leather, 240 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,159 bad blood. [hums rhythmically] 241 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:32,960 Red leather, yellow leather, good blood, bad blood. 242 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,626 [humming and blowing lips] 243 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:41,089 Vocal warmups. Tuning my instrument. 244 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,679 -You might want to use your instrument 245 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,184 to remind your people that this is somebody’s home. 246 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,806 [cup hits garbage can] 247 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,643 -Grace the Were-Lady. Can you feel her? 248 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:54,515 I can. It’s my seventh sense, the substance of my being. 249 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,069 -That substance smells a lot like horseshit. 250 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,653 [Kit chuckles] 251 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,528 -Ghost Hunting 101: you don’t hunt, 252 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,276 you let it come to you. 253 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,448 Nowadays, every kid with a spectrograph 254 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,116 thinks they’re Lorraine Warren. 255 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,167 Touch, feel, finesse; that’s what it takes. 256 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,171 -I don’t think you know what you’re talking about. 257 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,843 -Hm. 258 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:18,126 Terranova Cemetery, Savannah, G-A. 259 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:23,179 A poltergeist tossed a broken pop bottle... 260 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,313 Huh? Three inches from my aorta. 261 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,141 Yeah. Don’t see that kind of excitement and danger 262 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,807 in real estate, do ya? 263 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,809 -Four-bedroom Craftsman. 264 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:38,569 Minute hand shot off the grandfather clock, cut me here. 265 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,613 Four-point-seven inches closer to my femoral artery, 266 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,528 I’d never dance professionally again. 267 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,616 -Ooh! A ghost did that to you. 268 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,282 -Yeah. -[Kit scoffs] 269 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,962 -Emily’s Bridge, Stowe, Vermont. 270 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:56,291 This gnarled old hand with claws grabbed my leg. 271 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,249 Hurt like hell. 272 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,009 -Gnarled old hand. -Yeah. 273 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,131 -Probably looked a lot like a tree branch. 274 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,718 -To the untrained eye. 275 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,641 -Ooh. -Split-level bungalow, 276 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,227 Palo Alto, California, 277 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,022 gourmet kitchen, original built-ins 278 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:15,775 on a lush third-acre. 279 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,397 Demon with the head of a pig 280 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,983 tried to pull me into a convection oven. 281 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,569 I had to pry his jaws off 282 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,534 while my associate read scripture in Latin. 283 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,195 [Kit laughs] 284 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,083 -Ha. God, is it that late? 285 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,702 -Oh, the watch runs a little fast since, you know, 286 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,289 the thing with the pig-demon. 287 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,964 -I have to get back on set. 288 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,175 -Look, I’ve seen your show... 289 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,669 And I don’t believe a word of it. 290 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,974 -All this was before the show. 291 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:48,683 Back when I was just a kid with a camcorder and a gift. 292 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,265 [gentle score] 293 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,850 It was all real all the time. 294 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,058 Spirits used to be everywhere. 295 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,647 All over me. 296 00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,482 -So why’d you start faking it? What happened? 297 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,570 -Success happened. 298 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,993 Episode orders got bigger, schedules got tighter. 299 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:06,823 Tandem units! 300 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,243 Couldn’t wait for the magic to happen. 301 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,367 Had to kinda, you know... 302 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,868 help it along. Fake it to make it. 303 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,535 -You must’ve hated that. 304 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,211 -Worst part is the silence. 305 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,590 -Tell me about it. 306 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,844 -I feel like I used to be 307 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:29,547 surrounded by legitimate phenomena. 308 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,772 But look at me... 309 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:36,190 explaining moral compromise to a real estate guy. 310 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,736 -[August] Doesn’t Luke need you for the Wexford property? 311 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:53,079 -[Susan] Luke doesn’t seem to need me for anything these days. 312 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,246 -[August] Oh, by the way, 313 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,421 I drove past your house. It’s quite something. 314 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,627 -It’s funny, when clients can’t find the right house, 315 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,172 I always tell them it’s out there. 316 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,627 -Mm. -The house that gets you. 317 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,303 That loves you. 318 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,677 -When Darla and I were first married, 319 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,604 we rented this tiny place. 320 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,434 [gentle score] 321 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,229 Danielle came along 322 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,022 and the place instantly seemed smaller. 323 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,687 -What did you do? 324 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,279 -I got a real job. 325 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,902 An assembly plant. 326 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,820 -Ah, what a waste. 327 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,949 -Perhaps. 328 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,410 But that job 329 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,915 enabled me to buy a house for my wife and daughters. 330 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,548 It was small and austere 331 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,210 and the windows badly needed caulking, 332 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,894 but it embraced my family like a grandmother’s hug 333 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,220 and we lived there 17 years. 334 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,645 And the day we moved out of that house into something 335 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,400 much larger and more grand was one of the three-- 336 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,688 no, 337 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,278 four times 338 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,992 in my adult life 339 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,658 that I’ve wept. 340 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,333 -Hm. 341 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,503 Something about home. 342 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,536 -[Diane] It was our little corner of heaven. 343 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,670 -[Ted] And then the screaming started. 344 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,837 The voices, the shaking. 345 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,427 -Only on Saturdays? 346 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,342 -Saturday nights. Late. 347 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,010 -[mysterious score] -Sounds so... 348 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,727 desperate, so agonized, no one can sleep. 349 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,440 -The customers leave so fast 350 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,021 they don’t even stay for breakfast. 351 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,645 -We’re supposed to be a bed and breakfast. 352 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,652 -So, at best, we’re just a bed. 353 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,694 -You can get a bed anywhere. 354 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,028 -At a much lower price point. 355 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,784 -So you’ve, uh, checked where the noises come from? 356 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,243 -It’s all over the house. 357 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,327 -My associate and I will look a little closer. 358 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,124 Are we alone in the house this evening? 359 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,118 -We don’t have any bookings. 360 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,960 Which is, you know, kind of the point. 361 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,210 [exhale] 362 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,680 -[August] Something is here. 363 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,468 Watching. And waiting. 364 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,100 -Okay, this is the money shot, people. 365 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,767 Kit is gonna set up the communing-with-Grace bit, 366 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,606 recite a little of the spooky rhyme. 367 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,822 Great job, research team, for turning that up. 368 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,032 Then when he’s finished, bang! Special effects trips the rig, 369 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:36,204 tips the glass off the table as if thrown by the spirit. 370 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,124 Camera, make sure you’re in position. 371 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,542 This is teaser material, people! 372 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,962 Any reason not to roll camera? 373 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,794 -Well, you have a full glass of wine 374 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,996 waiting to tip over in an abandoned house. 375 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,341 Anybody bumping on that? Heh. 376 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,666 -Roll camera! 377 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,839 -[camera beeps] -[dramatic score] 378 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,678 And... Action! 379 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,348 -There’s a nursery rhyme 380 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,183 kids began sharing soon after Grace died. 381 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,194 Our detailed records show the phenomena 382 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,192 first appeared not too long after. 383 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,734 It seemed to summon her. 384 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,738 That’s why we’re in Grace’s bedroom, 385 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,861 where her life force is most concentrated. 386 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,319 It’s the perfect place to reach out. 387 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,368 Let’s see what she has to say. 388 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,173 Grace, Grace 389 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,379 Teeth and lace. 390 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:32,706 Eyes of black and soulless face. 391 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:37,182 Hide your loved ones, hide your dears. 392 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,721 She’ll eat your sons and drink your tears. 393 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,925 Whoa! Did-did you guys see that? 394 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,266 -Okay, let’s go again. Can we shut that window? 395 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:51,516 -No! No, no! Keep rolling. 396 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,689 The window’s closed. We never opened it. 397 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,900 Grace Wexford, 398 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,569 are you here now with us in this room? 399 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:05,584 Grace, make your presence known! Speak! 400 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,459 The real thing. 401 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,919 [groaning] 402 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,555 The real thing. She’s here. 403 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,971 Grace Wexford, 404 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:26,266 by all the powers of hell and heaven and basic cable 405 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,942 I command you to show yourself! 406 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,270 [deep rumble] 407 00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,574 Okay. 408 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,453 Careful! 409 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,656 Her shadow form can be just as deadly! 410 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,663 [deep rumble] 411 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,785 Appear, Grace! 412 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,461 Go on, girl! 413 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,340 -[Grace hisses] -[deep rumble] 414 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,634 [Grace vocalizes, hisses] 415 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,261 -Kit, look out! 416 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,971 [deep rumble] 417 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,978 [dramatic score fades out] 418 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,436 -On to the next set. Let’s go people. 419 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,817 [indistinct conversations] 420 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,488 -What the hell? 421 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,327 None of those takes had any of the magic 422 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:30,213 we had in the first one and that one is unusable! 423 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,001 -I was just trying to warn you. 424 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,214 -Well, what you did 425 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:41,015 was ruin the closest I have come to real phenomena in years! 426 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,683 [tender score] 427 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,304 You panicked. 428 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,309 And I thought you were a pro. 429 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,400 [sigh] 430 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,823 -Hey, Phil, sorry to bother. 431 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,196 You got a minute? 432 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,196 -Miss Stans, you’re killing me 433 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,198 and it’s a slow, boring death. 434 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,580 Where’s the sexy, salacious stuff from your books? 435 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:16,747 -My--my books are peer-reviewed accounts 436 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,747 rooted in historical fact. There’s... 437 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,048 -[score fades out] -I mean there’s... 438 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,843 nothing sexy about them. 439 00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:27,387 -Our research promised murder, blood, bodies, necrophagia! 440 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,063 I had to look up that last one. 441 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,218 -None of that is in my book. 442 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,390 -Look, I am shooting this to go in between 443 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,270 infomercials for canine diet pills 444 00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:39,017 and a copper bracelet that cures irritable bowel. 445 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:41,939 I need something flashy to keep people watching. 446 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,399 -Grace was a remarkable girl 447 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,910 and her real story deserves to be told. 448 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,952 -How about I write what I need on cards. 449 00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,576 Would you read those? 450 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,543 -You want me to lie? 451 00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,413 -It’s called acting. 452 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,080 [Willa clears throat] 453 00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,553 -[wind blowing] -[dog barking in distance] 454 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:02,091 [eerie score] 455 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:04,094 -[Director over walkie] Don’t fart around, Denny. 456 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:05,719 Get the van loaded and get out of there. 457 00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:07,299 There’s some weird shit going on. 458 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:09,932 -Fine by me. This place gives me the creeps. 459 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,233 [thud] 460 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,110 [louder thuds] 461 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,316 [thud] 462 00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,149 Ileana? 463 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:26,819 [three thuds] 464 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:31,576 [three thuds] 465 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,667 [clock chiming] 466 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,672 [score intensifies, grows louder] 467 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,760 [gasp] 468 00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:50,805 -I’m here. For him. 469 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,600 -Um, for who? 470 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:55,981 -[dramatic boom] -Oh! 471 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,811 [Zooey laughs] 472 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,978 -Sorry, kid. 473 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,976 She’s just as scary in daylight. 474 00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:07,777 -Boo! [Zooey laughs] 475 00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:09,495 -[Luke] Did you bring August’s phone thing? 476 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:11,285 -[Denny sighs] -[Zooey] Yep. 477 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,082 -[tinkling] -[gasp] 478 00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:21,749 [dramatic score] 479 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,248 -Auggie! 480 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,010 Auggie! Is that it? 481 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,671 [tinkling, beeps] 482 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,347 -It works like sonar 483 00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,855 keying into micro-changes in air density. 484 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,650 It beeps faster the closer we get to the object 485 00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:45,784 that’s returning the signal. 486 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,527 [beep] 487 00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,356 [beep] 488 00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:54,782 [beeping becomes more frequent] 489 00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,867 [indistinct whispering] 490 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,389 [clicking] 491 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,721 -[score intensifies] -[floorboard creaks] 492 00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:17,386 [dramatic boom] 493 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,558 -We came to see if you heard the noises. 494 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:21,905 -It always starts like this. 495 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,401 Whispers. And then the talking, 496 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,823 but it’s in a language we don’t understand. 497 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,492 -And then the screaming. 498 00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:31,572 [sigh] 499 00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:33,197 [indistinct whispers resume] 500 00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:36,415 -[clicking] -[beeping] 501 00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:42,538 [device beeps rapidly] 502 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,340 -Any idea what’s on the other side of this wall? 503 00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:47,882 -It’s just a closet. 504 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:49,555 [dramatic score] 505 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,358 [indistinct whispers continue] 506 00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,410 -[creaking] -[Diane gasps loudly] 507 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,076 [woman moaning loudly] 508 00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:26,752 [woman moaning loudly] 509 00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:28,417 [indistinct talking] 510 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,716 -Sounds Indo-European. 511 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,813 Probably... German? 512 00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:40,888 [woman speaks German] 513 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,098 [woman moans] -Oh, yeah! 514 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,060 -[Susan] Oh, my. 515 00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,647 -[Diane whispering] What is it? 516 00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:49,402 -Is it some sort of strange ritual? 517 00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,108 -In a manner of speaking. 518 00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:56,664 -It appears you have two immortal souls 519 00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:58,332 engaged in the... 520 00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:00,912 hunka-chunka. 521 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,496 [sexy music] 522 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,161 [singers vocalizing] 523 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,580 [sexy music fades out] 524 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,091 -August has got to be kidding. 525 00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:13,091 -Old-time tech seems to work better with these things. 526 00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:17,759 -Hello? -[mysterious score] 527 00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:22,308 It’s Duran Duran. 528 00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:25,313 They want you to know they’re still hungry like the wolf. 529 00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:31,517 [heavy sigh] 530 00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:34,106 -I can’t believe we have to do it this way. 531 00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:40,028 [mysterious score] 532 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,195 ♪ Grace, Grace, ♪ 533 00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:47,872 ♪ teeth and lace ♪ 534 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:54,012 ♪ Eyes of black and soulless face ♪ 535 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:56,473 [wind blowing] 536 00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:01,814 -Okay. -Yeah, yeah. Keep going. 537 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,470 -That got her attention. 538 00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:10,649 ♪ Grace, Grace, teeth and lace ♪ 539 00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:15,568 ♪ Eyes of black and soulless face ♪ 540 00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:20,914 ♪ Hide your loved ones, hide your dears ♪ 541 00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:26,078 ♪ She’ll eat your sons and drink your tears ♪ 542 00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:28,827 [shuddering breaths] 543 00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,497 [phone rings] 544 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:35,089 [static] 545 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,674 -Grace? 546 00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:38,508 [hissing] 547 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,429 What do you need? 548 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,104 [hissing, heavy breathing] 549 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:47,055 Grace... 550 00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:49,445 what do you want? 551 00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:52,272 -I’m hungry! 552 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:54,733 [click, dial tone] 553 00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:57,436 [click] 554 00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:00,279 -Huh. 555 00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:02,621 Not unlike the wolf. 556 00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:05,866 [laughing] 557 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,370 -Um, oh, 558 00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:10,037 gee, I don’t know. Um... 559 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,750 Did you try turning them off and turning them on again? 560 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:14,956 -You need to tell us how to turn them off. 561 00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:17,797 They’re handling the on switch very well on their own. 562 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:20,133 -Okay, let me do some digging. Um... 563 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,719 the address is in the file? 564 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:24,143 - Yes. Baumgartner, Ted and Diane. 565 00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:25,933 -All right. I’ll hit you back. 566 00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:28,476 [amorous moans, thumping] 567 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,140 -Oh, boy. 568 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:34,312 -There it is. 569 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,269 -Uh, excuse me. 570 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,280 Are you Willa Stans? 571 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:41,072 -I--I am, actually. 572 00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:43,779 -Oh, my God. 573 00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:46,486 I am a big fan. 574 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,998 I--I literally just finished your book. 575 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:51,326 The one on the practical naming conventions 576 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,076 of pubs in the northeast. 577 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,748 -Well, thank you! 578 00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:57,592 Oh, it’s--it’s--it’s so nice to meet someone 579 00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:59,263 who appreciates the, you know, 580 00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:00,841 game of telephone that history plays. 581 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,256 So often people just want the gossip. 582 00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:03,974 They rarely want the truth. 583 00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:06,514 -Oh, not me. Huge truth guy here. 584 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,178 -I wrote a book about the Wexfords. 585 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,347 These TV people wanted me to talk about it, but... 586 00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:14,598 just the florid legends, not the truth behind them. 587 00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:17,686 -We should talk. 588 00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:24,859 -Yeah. Pretty sure the warranty’s expired 589 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,870 -on this bad boy. -[Luke sighs] 590 00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:28,874 -I need to get Grace alone. 591 00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:31,203 You think you could distract this TV crew 592 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,830 with a shiny object or something? 593 00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:34,496 [mischievous score] 594 00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:37,884 -Or something. 595 00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:41,802 [grunt] 596 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:43,473 -Okay, are we rolling? Can we go? 597 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:45,552 [woman humming] 598 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,717 Very quiet, please! We’re rolling here. 599 00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,005 [humming continues] 600 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:51,680 Who is making that sound? 601 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,560 That’s the rhyme. 602 00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,730 It’s the Grace rhyme. 603 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,317 Oh, my God. Are you rolling? 604 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:02,532 -[sound recordist] Holy crap! Who the hell is that? 605 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:05,360 -It’s her. It’s Grace. 606 00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:07,029 Tell me you’re getting this! 607 00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:11,583 Can you communicate? Can you hear us? 608 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:14,293 -Yeah, we’re good for sound. -Not us! Her! 609 00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,374 Oh, my God! She’s gone! 610 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:19,250 Grace! 611 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:20,918 [humming resumes] 612 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,341 There she is! 613 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:27,590 This is what the real thing feels like, people. Let’s go! 614 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:29,179 [energetic score] 615 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:30,854 [humming continues] 616 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:46,526 -[deep exhale] -[laughing] 617 00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:49,738 [sharp exhale] 618 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,826 -[Ileana] Kit! Kit! 619 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,705 -Damn it! Where’d she go? 620 00:32:03,547 --> 00:32:05,007 -Where the hell are you going? 621 00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:06,472 We have three hours ’til daylight 622 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:07,971 and half a call sheet to shoot. 623 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:09,643 -Forget the call sheet. 624 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:11,891 For the first time in years I am on the cusp 625 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:16,273 of genuine autonomous locomotion of a trans-spatial being. 626 00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:19,403 -Genuine doesn’t matter. We need content. 627 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:21,271 -Oh, we’re going to generate content, 628 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,688 even if it means spending the rest of the night 629 00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:25,227 away from that house. 630 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,990 Suit up, boys. Now is not the time to fear. 631 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:31,994 Now is the time for men to be men, 632 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:34,787 to stare into the darkness-- Whoa! 633 00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:36,791 -Oh, are you guys looking for Grace? 634 00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:39,827 -You--you saw the she-beast? 635 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:43,628 -She... yes! Yeah. It was terrifying! 636 00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,963 Luxuriant black hair, bitching nails, 637 00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:47,879 killer boots like she just came out of a Hot Topic. 638 00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:49,588 -That’s her! 639 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,468 Show me to her lair! 640 00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:53,355 -Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah. This way. 641 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:55,972 -[Phil] She wasn’t really a she-beast. 642 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,691 Grace Wexford was just a girl. 643 00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:00,849 Two hundred years ago her father died. 644 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,359 She rushed home to make sure that he was buried with a locket 645 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,402 that held the image of his deceased wife, 646 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,485 Grace’s mother. Now, she also had an uncle, 647 00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:09,651 who inherited the Wexford business holdings. 648 00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:12,989 He wanted to speed things up, 649 00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:14,910 so he planted his brother 650 00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:16,415 before he even reached room temperature. 651 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:18,156 -So, when Grace got there... 652 00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:21,288 -When she got there, her dad was already six feet under, so... 653 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:24,132 Grace grabbed a shovel and she started digging. 654 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,670 -To fulfill her father’s wish. 655 00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,586 -Yeah, but the jerk uncle called the sheriff. 656 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,255 Now, in the process of arresting Grace, 657 00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:33,053 he slapped her really hard and cut his hand on her teeth. 658 00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:35,678 It got infected, he died 659 00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:38,601 and poor Grace created a legend. You know the rest. 660 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:41,813 -Grace, Grace, teeth and lace. 661 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:45,107 -It’s the rhyme. It’s the one that summons her. 662 00:33:45,774 --> 00:33:48,364 It turned an innocent girl into a monstrous legend. 663 00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:50,995 Legends are a lot sexier than the truth. 664 00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:52,662 [tender score] 665 00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,286 -So they changed the words to the lullaby 666 00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:00,962 her father sang to her? 667 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,076 -Kids can be mean, huh? 668 00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:05,708 -So, the taunt turns her into what the world expects of her. 669 00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:09,589 How do I remind her who she really is? 670 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,841 [thumping] 671 00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,392 [woman moaning] 672 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,595 -I’m not sure I know what a win is in this situation. 673 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,729 This isn’t a demon. 674 00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:30,686 It isn’t a lost soul. It’s just two people... 675 00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:32,699 doin’... that thang. 676 00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:34,321 -Mm. 677 00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:38,657 Hard to know whether to conjure Dr. Ruth or Barry White. 678 00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:42,161 -I feel terrible. This is Ted and Diane’s retirement 679 00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:44,249 we’re dealing with here. 680 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:47,748 -Seems a pity to destroy a love as enduring as this. 681 00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:51,009 They don’t come along that often. 682 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:56,393 [thumping, moaning resumes] 683 00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,179 [August laughs] 684 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,023 Mercy, mercy me. 685 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,807 -[rustling leaves] -[spade hitting dirt] 686 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,478 [ominous score] 687 00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:23,116 [hollow thud] 688 00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:25,964 [hollow thud] 689 00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:38,931 ♪ -Grace, Grace ♪ 690 00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:42,221 ♪ teeth and lace ♪ 691 00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:48,808 ♪ Eyes of black and soulless face ♪ 692 00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:53,816 ♪ Hide your loved ones ♪ 693 00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:56,363 ♪ Hide your dears ♪ 694 00:35:56,488 --> 00:36:02,198 ♪ She’ll eat your sons and drink your... ♪ 695 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:04,871 ♪ tears ♪ 696 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:06,706 [humming] 697 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,541 [growling] 698 00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:18,967 [screech] 699 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,679 [hissing; growling] 700 00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:31,106 -[screech] -[grunt] 701 00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:33,021 [ominous score] 702 00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:34,689 [screech] 703 00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:37,202 -[grunt] -[screech] 704 00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:42,117 [hissing] 705 00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:44,082 [screech] 706 00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:47,539 I know who you are, Grace. 707 00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:50,745 Who you really are. 708 00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:52,996 The legends made you this way. 709 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,470 But maybe the truth can turn you back. 710 00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:59,130 [growling] 711 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:03,932 ♪ Grace, Grace ♪ 712 00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:07,351 ♪ Dressed in lace ♪ 713 00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:11,268 ♪ Eyes of blue ♪ 714 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:14,943 ♪ An angel’s face ♪ 715 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,526 [tender score] 716 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:19,861 ♪ Oh, my loved one ♪ 717 00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:23,454 ♪ Hide your tears ♪ 718 00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:27,914 ♪ Papa’s back ♪ 719 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:31,580 ♪ To hold you, dear ♪ 720 00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:37,964 ♪ Grace, Grace ♪ 721 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:41,933 ♪ Leave this place ♪ 722 00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:45,182 ♪ Tears and years ♪ 723 00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:49,852 ♪ Your sins erased ♪ 724 00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:54,814 ♪ Sleep forever ♪ 725 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:58,649 ♪ Sleep in peace ♪ 726 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:02,857 ♪ Yesterday’s a dream ♪ 727 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,865 ♪ released ♪ 728 00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:08,335 [chuckles] 729 00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:12,922 [purring] 730 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,541 [soft rumbling] 731 00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:23,298 [ethereal score] 732 00:38:46,241 --> 00:38:47,781 [tinkling] 733 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,620 [dramatic whoosh] 734 00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,709 [rumbling] 735 00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:15,314 -Well, I think that went pretty well. 736 00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:18,189 -You did good, Kit. Really. 737 00:39:18,314 --> 00:39:19,904 [score fades out] 738 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,574 -God, Luke. 739 00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:23,901 Luke? Luke. 740 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,195 I swear, it was like old times. 741 00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:28,952 I was hearing the voices, 742 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:31,735 Grace whispering sweet things in my ear. 743 00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:34,909 The real thing. For just a second, 744 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:39,459 it wasn’t about me, or the sponsors, or the network. 745 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,546 Or those clearance people who won’t let me make 746 00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:45,171 the pop cultural references about or 747 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,970 that make my show special! 748 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:49,512 -It was about... -[tender score] 749 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:51,347 them. 750 00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:53,971 -Those people in the dark. 751 00:39:55,852 --> 00:39:57,402 God, I miss them. 752 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,189 -Me, too. -And this lady? 753 00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:04,489 She’s got all the makings of a successful associate producer. 754 00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:06,071 -Oh. Yay. 755 00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:07,905 -This, uh, real estate stuff 756 00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:10,241 isn’t for you. You give me a call. 757 00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:12,326 -Mm. Mm-hm. 758 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,790 -Tempting offer. 759 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,710 -Nah. I have a feeling 760 00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,625 this real estate thing’s gonna work out. 761 00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,423 -I was thinking the same thing. 762 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,884 -I gotta run. -Okay. See ya. 763 00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:39,648 -[Diane] Are you sure? -Our research guy is the best. 764 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:42,271 He found the story of Captain Jurgen Schroeder. 765 00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:44,068 -German immigrant. 766 00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:46,652 He built this place for his wife, Gisela, 767 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,318 around 1870. 768 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:51,027 -Jurgen was lost at sea. -Oh. 769 00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:53,447 -In a shipwreck on a Saturday night. 770 00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:56,826 And Gisela spent the rest of her life here, just... 771 00:40:56,955 --> 00:41:00,085 standing at that window, waiting for her love to return. 772 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:02,248 -Hm. And, in that spirit, 773 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:04,497 it appears that every Saturday night 774 00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:07,131 their immortal souls are reunited 775 00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:09,554 in their trysting place. 776 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:12,428 -Well, that’s just so precious. 777 00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:15,506 -So, how do we get them to stop? 778 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,220 -We don’t. 779 00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:19,270 We pivot! 780 00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:20,854 We embrace them. 781 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:24,189 Jurgen and Gisela are real, their love is 782 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,565 elemental, authentic. 783 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:29,863 It’s exactly what millennials are looking for -- experiences, 784 00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:31,528 not just destinations. 785 00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:34,446 Jurgen and Gisela’s story nails all the key touchpoints 786 00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,035 this premium-focused demographic 787 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,540 demands of a bespoke travel experience. 788 00:41:39,539 --> 00:41:42,249 -They... like the hunka-chunka? 789 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:45,382 -They value the authenticity 790 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,513 the hunka-chunka brings to the table. 791 00:41:47,964 --> 00:41:52,054 You’re offering a unique combo of glamping and... 792 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:53,636 humping. 793 00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,431 -Glumping. 794 00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:58,145 -Think about it: a love that never dies. 795 00:41:58,266 --> 00:41:59,766 It’s the greatest waterborne love story 796 00:41:59,892 --> 00:42:02,522 since Rose showed Jack the door in Titanic. 797 00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:05,305 -He crosses the oceans and the ages 798 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,900 to come home to her. 799 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:08,945 -There’s something about home. 800 00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:11,571 It’s the ultimate romantic getaway. 801 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,582 -We’d need some kind of authentication, wouldn’t we? 802 00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:18,161 -And--and publicity. -Yeah. 803 00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:20,036 -Lots of publicity. 804 00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:23,581 -As it happens, I know a guy who knows... 805 00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,248 a guy. 806 00:42:26,169 --> 00:42:29,799 -Next on Spirit Stalkers: Paranormal P. I.: 807 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:32,971 our most provocative episode yet. 808 00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:35,802 I’m bringing my gift 809 00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:37,508 to the coastal bed and breakfast 810 00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:39,888 where a timeless love burns bright 811 00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:42,426 and the ghosts are wearing sheets 812 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,020 in a whole new way. 813 00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:45,695 [sexy music] 814 00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,535 Keep it here. I’m Kit Rampart 815 00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:52,240 and ’para-nookie’ 816 00:42:52,361 --> 00:42:53,901 is coming up next.