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‪感謝大家過來一趟

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‪過來哪?

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‪-我們就住這,你是在我們家裡
‪-對

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‪我有天大消息要宣布

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‪快演奏90年代公牛隊進場曲

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‪我就說過不要了

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‪那是什麼鬼東西?

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‪那是你小雞雞的大小嗎?

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‪史考弟,他想得美喔

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‪不是,這是種子

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‪我們找到種子了

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‪我命令你把種子還我

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‪我知道天空是你的領空
‪但種子是種在地上的

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‪穆勒根就是這樣

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{\an8}‪這傢伙在過去半年唯一做的事

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{\an8}‪就是毀掉我的廁所飛機

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‪就知道我一個人沒灌得那麼快

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‪不對,穆勒根總統做了很多事

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‪記得那頭巨蛋怪獸嗎?

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‪那是他創造出來的

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‪他的錯

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‪我也把總統查...

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‪查票車掌來囉

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‪聽我火車快飛

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‪我是火車總統

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‪所以我剛才才會說“總統”兩個字

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‪他有在努力,好嗎?

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‪有時候人們會做好事

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‪而我們事後才得知

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‪發現他們其實比我們想的好

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‪嘰哩呱啦...

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‪妳好像打動他們了

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‪嘰哩呱啦!

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‪我不同意他說的
‪但我們不得不佩服他

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‪嘰哩呱啦!

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‪《罩不住總統》

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{\an8}‪你幹了什麼好事?

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{\an8}‪連你也對我大吼大叫?

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{\an8}‪你是好事多的大媽嗎?

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{\an8}‪只要能用牙籤插進去,就是試吃品

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{\an8}‪外面的狀況比1968年還慘

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{\an8}‪而且現在沒有中情局
‪能幫我們搞出胡士托音樂節

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‪等等,中情局...

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‪讓那些毒蟲嬉皮分心

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‪把他們聚集在一個地方,重新教育

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‪靠中情局的祕密搖滾樂單位

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‪搖擺橘子

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‪薰衣草微笑貓,去找工作

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‪有房子很搖擺

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‪去借房貸

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‪我們是搖擺橘子

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‪拋下城市

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‪性愛是為了生殖

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‪拋下城市

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‪他們要我怎樣?

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‪而且他們不能全部一起大罵啊

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‪應該要列張清單

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‪然後選出他們最愛的人
‪把名單交給我

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‪我看了如果滿意,就會在上面寫名字
‪然後我們就會照著做

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‪總統先生,你隨口就發明了國會

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‪我們有現在的單人參議院就夠了

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‪國會選舉會是進行正面改變的機會

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‪那是我們的目標吧?
‪這次要把事情做好?

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‪做好?那麼過去兩百年
‪對你們都沒半點好處囉?

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‪-沒有
‪-一點都沒有

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‪我們得想想辦法

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‪我們的職責是讓那些人開心

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‪但他們不開心

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‪我要在草皮上大便

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‪葛癩屎正在草皮上大便耶

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‪如果我們讓他們選出最喜歡的人

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‪他們至少會知道我們有心聆聽

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‪對,就這麼辦,我們要辦選舉

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‪不只是因為選舉是好藉口

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‪可以在星期二上班遲到

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‪所以可以在星期一晚上喝到掛

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‪-好耶
‪-萬歲

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‪為什麼大家都沒看到我這樣子?

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‪一副好總統的架式

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‪“我不是總統,我叫戴夫科維奇”

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‪語出《冒牌總統》

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‪復活節之後
‪要看到內部變得簡單多了

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‪我們能邀請人民來參觀政府做事

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‪你們還想要政府公開透明?

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‪要是被看到香腸的製作過程
‪他們永遠都不會吃我們了

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‪聽著,我們一定要辦選舉

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‪以及透明化

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‪現在我莫名其妙想吃香腸了

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‪該死,我好想念香腸的滋味

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‪45、0、72

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‪人類尖叫

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‪讓我好懷念啊

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‪謝啦,你是個好朋友

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‪真好玩的一天

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‪我找到一件超酷T恤

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‪吃了幾根恐龍骨

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‪還偷走了希望鑽石

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‪好,傳訊息回家

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‪該怎麼說呢?

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‪“大家好”

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‪不行,太正式了

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‪“我是艾克斯崔將軍

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‪入侵行動...

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‪結束了”

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‪我在幹嘛啊?

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‪我還不能聯絡卡蒂B,要先...

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‪依字母順序整理我的香料

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‪阿魏?

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‪我何時有機會煮咖哩啊?

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‪這讓我想起
‪艾克特納追我上樹的那一次

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‪我想念70年代

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‪寶貝,妳看,有東西可以看

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‪記得以前看東西的時光嗎?

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‪我記得你自己偷看了《冷戰諜夢》

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‪在我們開始之前,我想先歡迎觀眾

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‪-天啊
‪-她在討好我耶

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‪好,我的選舉提案進行到哪了?

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‪我們先懸崖勒馬吧,總統

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‪因為牠們很害怕

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‪牠們能感到山雨欲來

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‪我們今晚先陪牠們睡馬廄

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‪在我們眼皮上放一些糖

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‪早上就能被舔醒

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‪你是想要拖延這個議案嗎?

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‪我還以為我前夫就夠會逃避話題了

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‪好嗆喔

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‪我只是想指出,投票是在11月進行

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‪其實國會隨時都能
‪為華盛頓特區舉行特別選舉

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‪所以我們不需要等到11月

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‪可以把那個月的重點放在我的生日

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‪那身為參議院院長,我指定這次選舉

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‪在200012年20月60日舉辦

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‪副總統先生,要不是我熟知你的為人

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‪說不定會誤會你是不想讓人民投票喔

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‪別傻了

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‪我最喜歡...

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‪人民投...

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‪投...

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‪投票

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‪他好像真的很喜歡

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‪我煮了咖哩

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‪對不起,我...

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‪真好笑

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‪原來如此,我搞出了地球NG花絮

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‪免洗報導,我們洗出了幾張照片

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‪趙氏新聞有大家都想看的照片

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‪保證看了會肚破腸流

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‪你還真會用成語,小趙

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‪但我已經不相信新聞輪播了

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‪哎唷,這位是帥氣的小矮人寶寶?

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‪還是趙強尼返老還童了?

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‪我知道你大概有點不爽

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‪但我需要你的幫助,強尼

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‪幫助?我連《姊妹》那部電影
‪都不願意幫你抓

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‪那部電影爛到我願意推廣給任何人耶

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‪穆勒根總統堅決要辦選舉

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‪而這個城市比藍人團體還要藍

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‪要是讓這些人投票
‪一定會選出一堆亞歷山卓女議員

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‪記得她的舞姿嗎?

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‪這些人不是我的基本盤

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‪我的基本盤是真美國人

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‪-我就是在歧視
‪-沒關係

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‪你要我怎麼做?

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‪瞎攪和、散布假消息

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‪用聖誕節戰爭的報導混淆民眾?

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‪我們一定會打贏
‪我才不管會犧牲多少小精靈

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‪我辦不到

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‪因為現在沒人要聽我的了

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‪都是你害的

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‪我不能利用媒體

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‪也不能私下交易

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‪因為現在已經沒隱私了

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‪有一堆該死的觀眾隨時盯著我看

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‪觀眾?這下我們就說到重點了

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‪那我們之前在幹嘛?

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‪你失敗了,艾克斯崔

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‪我們要的是NG花絮
‪你只拿出了失誤表現

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‪我還是去樓上看看情形好了

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‪而且我也得多走幾步路

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‪坐著不動跟抽菸一樣有害

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{\an8}‪那叫做鞋帶護套

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{\an8}‪你是賽門吧?

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‪我是趙氏製作的趙強尼

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‪你在節目上的表現好精彩

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‪你被開除了

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‪慶功宴是辦在
‪以前高檔牛排店的廢墟裡

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‪你來參加的話會很詭異

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‪什麼意思?我被踢出內閣了嗎?

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‪別擔心,選舉依然是重要情節

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‪我們很期待接替你的
‪帥賽門會有什麼表現

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‪這也太羞辱...

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‪他帥翻了,我會自己識相離開

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‪不好意思,這裡僅限劇組進入

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‪我昨天還...

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‪等等,我認得你

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‪你是那個外星人嘛

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‪你不是殺了幾百萬個人嗎?

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‪是幾十億,包含《金融戰爭》的班底

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‪保羅吉馬蒂還苦苦求饒

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‪演技精湛動人

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‪聽著,我想讓節目火熱一點

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‪增添一點火花

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‪你正是大家最樂於痛恨的完美反派

204
00:09:24,168 --> 00:09:26,501
‪反正我也沒別的事好做

205
00:09:26,501 --> 00:09:28,001
‪太火了

206
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,001
‪你有喝過酒嗎?

207
00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:33,001
‪不會吧

208
00:09:37,584 --> 00:09:39,459
‪我們愛你們,穆西

209
00:09:39,459 --> 00:09:41,668
‪妳看,大家喜歡我們在一起

210
00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,584
‪這些人絕對是在為我們歡呼

211
00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:45,209
‪另一個鹿嘻根本不在場

212
00:09:49,126 --> 00:09:51,293
‪鹿嘻超懂派對要怎麼嗨

213
00:09:51,293 --> 00:09:54,001
‪很高興我的“人妻味”足夠讓我留下來

214
00:09:54,001 --> 00:09:56,209
‪但我們需要普通賽門

215
00:09:56,209 --> 00:09:57,751
‪現在要叫他胖賽門

216
00:09:57,751 --> 00:10:00,793
‪他似乎不存在於趙式影業宇宙

217
00:10:01,626 --> 00:10:04,584
‪他本來在整理人口普查做選民清單

218
00:10:05,334 --> 00:10:06,376
‪麻煩上門了

219
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,251
‪媽媽回家囉

220
00:10:10,251 --> 00:10:12,876
‪我要來脫點皮、放進去

221
00:10:12,876 --> 00:10:14,918
‪放什麼進去哪?你到底在...

222
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:17,251
‪法菈,今天別跟我吵

223
00:10:17,251 --> 00:10:19,126
‪看來你已經開喝了

224
00:10:19,126 --> 00:10:21,084
‪現在都還沒中午耶,艾克斯崔

225
00:10:21,084 --> 00:10:22,709
‪嗶你的,雪倫

226
00:10:25,168 --> 00:10:27,418
‪完全被你說中了,強尼

227
00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,709
‪百發百中,一箭斃命

228
00:10:29,709 --> 00:10:32,293
‪現在民眾絲毫不在乎選舉

229
00:10:32,293 --> 00:10:33,918
‪經典的鬧劇轉移大法

230
00:10:33,918 --> 00:10:37,126
‪等廣告結束後,好戲才要登場

231
00:10:37,126 --> 00:10:38,418
‪沒錯,我還賣廣告

232
00:10:38,418 --> 00:10:42,293
‪而且還慣例把廣告搞得比節目大聲

233
00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:45,918
‪我們找到了藥丸
‪用我們找到的藥丸重溫舊人生吧

234
00:10:45,918 --> 00:10:47,459
‪節目繼續進行

235
00:10:47,459 --> 00:10:49,168
‪有倫在嗎?

236
00:10:50,959 --> 00:10:52,293
‪出人意料的選角

237
00:10:52,293 --> 00:10:54,834
‪你們看,是傑瑞米蟲王耶

238
00:10:55,584 --> 00:10:57,251
‪幹嘛?我只是鬧他一下而已

239
00:10:57,251 --> 00:10:59,293
‪儘管嘲笑我的名字吧,我不在乎

240
00:10:59,293 --> 00:11:01,251
‪好啊,母勒根

241
00:11:01,251 --> 00:11:02,626
‪別說了,我不喜歡

242
00:11:02,626 --> 00:11:05,168
‪霹靂...霹靂舞

243
00:11:05,168 --> 00:11:07,543
‪他跳得真棒

244
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,751
‪陶德,你在幹什麼?

245
00:11:09,751 --> 00:11:12,584
‪趙先生叫陶德跳霹靂舞

246
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:16,209
‪他說機器人會受小孩和變態歡迎

247
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,543
‪我喜歡

248
00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:19,459
‪因為我是...因為我是變態

249
00:11:19,459 --> 00:11:22,626
‪史卡帕喬將軍是軍人

250
00:11:22,626 --> 00:11:25,584
‪當時有軍人在場

251
00:11:28,459 --> 00:11:30,126
‪軍隊製造了陶德

252
00:11:30,126 --> 00:11:32,043
‪你對我做了什麼?

253
00:11:32,043 --> 00:11:33,918
‪我現在失禁是因為我老了

254
00:11:33,918 --> 00:11:35,793
‪傻瓜先生

255
00:11:35,793 --> 00:11:38,543
‪好像有人因為沒任務就脾氣暴躁喔

256
00:11:38,543 --> 00:11:41,334
‪實驗室有個袋子

257
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,668
‪裡面都是我想捐贈的舊衣

258
00:11:43,668 --> 00:11:45,584
‪妳是指那袋髒胸罩嗎?

259
00:11:45,584 --> 00:11:48,543
‪不是,那是我在穿的胸罩
‪我們現在又不能洗衣服

260
00:11:48,543 --> 00:11:50,918
‪但為什麼會那麼髒?

261
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:53,251
‪是另一袋啦,你到底要不要任務?

262
00:11:53,751 --> 00:11:55,709
{\an8}‪陶德不知道自己的出身

263
00:11:55,709 --> 00:11:58,668
{\an8}‪而法菈在隱瞞他

264
00:11:58,668 --> 00:12:02,043
{\an8}‪艾克斯崔的手提包派對一定會很尷尬

265
00:12:02,043 --> 00:12:03,334
{\an8}‪喂,我人就在這耶

266
00:12:03,334 --> 00:12:05,334
‪妳為什麼不能來陪陶德?

267
00:12:05,334 --> 00:12:07,834
‪怎樣?我又不是來交朋友的

268
00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:10,543
{\an8}‪我對陶德計畫有疑慮嗎?當然

269
00:12:10,543 --> 00:12:12,293
{\an8}‪但我是生化人學家

270
00:12:12,293 --> 00:12:14,709
{\an8}‪不是無腦愛過問的人

271
00:12:14,709 --> 00:12:17,001
{\an8}‪陶德好像開始產生疑問了喔

272
00:12:17,001 --> 00:12:18,168
‪妳要堵住嘴巴嗎?

273
00:12:18,168 --> 00:12:21,501
‪我是指閉口不言
‪而不是某種同性戀行為

274
00:12:21,501 --> 00:12:22,918
‪我是想要保護他

275
00:12:22,918 --> 00:12:26,459
‪有自我意識對陶德來說很不利

276
00:12:38,168 --> 00:12:42,001
‪換成男人打造出生化超級士兵
‪他就會大受歡迎

277
00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:43,168
‪妳在說誰?

278
00:12:43,168 --> 00:12:45,584
‪美國科學家最愛扮演上帝

279
00:12:45,584 --> 00:12:48,043
‪難怪你們的多力多滋超難吃

280
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:49,168
‪辣透了

281
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:52,001
‪番茄或蘑菇蝦之類的好口味去哪了?

282
00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:55,709
‪我可沒請你對多力多滋
‪還有美國發表意見,兄弟

283
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,918
‪而且我根本沒邀請你來我家

284
00:12:57,918 --> 00:13:00,584
‪其實這裡是人民的家

285
00:13:00,584 --> 00:13:02,334
‪傑瑞米王也是人民

286
00:13:02,334 --> 00:13:05,709
‪所以他才會趁
‪馬修在馬里蘭時過來拜訪嗎?

287
00:13:06,751 --> 00:13:07,834
‪你是露西的管家嗎?

288
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:10,793
‪因為你管她很多

289
00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:14,084
‪等等,你們趁我不在時私自相聚?

290
00:13:15,918 --> 00:13:18,459
{\an8}‪傑瑞米王是我邀請來的

291
00:13:18,459 --> 00:13:20,501
{\an8}‪我想吸引國際觀眾

292
00:13:20,501 --> 00:13:22,334
‪我好愛他

293
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:26,001
‪幾乎比得上我對無限量麵包條的愛

294
00:13:26,001 --> 00:13:30,793
{\an8}‪而且我想讓陛下有機會解釋這張照片

295
00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:33,918
‪看看她幹的好事

296
00:13:34,418 --> 00:13:36,751
‪我要請你大吃一頓

297
00:13:36,751 --> 00:13:39,543
‪是吃我的拳頭,而不是什麼大餐

298
00:13:39,543 --> 00:13:40,543
‪進廣告

299
00:13:42,168 --> 00:13:45,376
‪你如果想要
‪不是從屍體脫下來的鞋子

300
00:13:45,376 --> 00:13:48,084
‪就來蓋瑞鞋店瞧瞧

301
00:13:48,084 --> 00:13:49,751
‪有我蓋章喔

302
00:13:49,751 --> 00:13:51,376
‪蓋章不等於保證

303
00:13:52,418 --> 00:13:53,584
‪好,可以打他了

304
00:13:58,418 --> 00:13:59,751
‪妳怎麼能這樣?

305
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,668
‪我還以為我們最近處得很好

306
00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:03,543
‪畢竟妳也說我最棒

307
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:06,459
‪我只說你比我想的好

308
00:14:06,459 --> 00:14:09,084
‪我被打了嗎?我需要去醫院嗎?

309
00:14:09,084 --> 00:14:12,543
‪雖然很抱歉,但你和我早就協議過了

310
00:14:12,543 --> 00:14:14,543
‪沒必要讓他們知道那個協議

311
00:14:14,543 --> 00:14:17,168
‪而且只有男生能跟其他人交往

312
00:14:17,168 --> 00:14:18,334
‪不!

313
00:14:18,334 --> 00:14:19,751
‪他說什麼?

314
00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:23,251
‪很抱歉事情是這樣曝光
‪但這樣或許對大家都好

315
00:14:23,251 --> 00:14:24,668
‪現在一切都攤在陽光下了

316
00:14:24,668 --> 00:14:26,293
‪我懂了,這是你的陰謀

317
00:14:26,293 --> 00:14:27,501
‪你要我和露西吵架

318
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:30,043
‪你們就能騎著你的駿馬離開

319
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:32,084
‪你的金髮還閃閃發亮

320
00:14:32,084 --> 00:14:34,293
‪照片說不定是這個變態自己拍的

321
00:14:34,293 --> 00:14:36,251
‪-我是要怎麼拍?
‪-照相機離超遠耶

322
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,543
‪-那蜘蛛人是怎麼拍的?
‪-他沒拍啊

323
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:40,084
‪拍照的是彼得帕克

324
00:14:40,084 --> 00:14:42,084
‪蜘蛛人是公害

325
00:14:42,084 --> 00:14:43,793
‪那張照片跟我完全無關

326
00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:46,668
‪你們毀了我的手提包派對

327
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:49,043
‪派對是被你的手提包自己毀的

328
00:14:49,043 --> 00:14:51,209
‪它們超平凡,大家都這麼認為

329
00:14:51,209 --> 00:14:54,209
‪下回請繼續收看露西會選誰

330
00:14:54,209 --> 00:14:57,834
‪趙強尼誠摯出品:《戀愛大抉擇》

331
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,668
‪(捐贈)

332
00:15:04,626 --> 00:15:06,543
‪女裝耶,讚

333
00:15:06,543 --> 00:15:09,626
‪這是你死掉的太太或女友留下的?

334
00:15:09,626 --> 00:15:10,918
‪眨眼

335
00:15:10,918 --> 00:15:13,376
‪陶德曾經有太太

336
00:15:13,376 --> 00:15:15,876
‪企業贈品耶

337
00:15:15,876 --> 00:15:19,126
‪以前我們都拿來當股東贈品

338
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:21,251
{\an8}‪我以前是達沙尼的執行長...

339
00:15:22,251 --> 00:15:24,584
‪別誤會,我很喜歡這種玩法

340
00:15:24,584 --> 00:15:26,168
‪那是妳從哪弄來的?

341
00:15:26,168 --> 00:15:28,584
‪你剛才給我的啊

342
00:15:33,293 --> 00:15:34,376
‪記得打給我喔

343
00:15:35,293 --> 00:15:38,376
‪我把演員休息室弄成綠色的,懂嗎?

344
00:15:38,376 --> 00:15:39,293
‪要百威淡啤嗎?

345
00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:41,918
‪剩超多的

346
00:15:41,918 --> 00:15:44,834
‪強尼,我告訴你
‪我上次看馬戲團這麼開心

347
00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:46,834
‪是在我頭上還綁沖天炮的時候了

348
00:15:47,376 --> 00:15:49,293
‪當年我們還能叫他們“怪胎”

349
00:15:49,293 --> 00:15:51,751
‪你不可能永遠都讓人民分心

350
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,501
‪是嗎?我們在籌備帥賽門衍生作品

351
00:15:54,501 --> 00:15:56,334
‪《帥賽門老師說》

352
00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:57,584
‪該死,我好想看

353
00:15:57,584 --> 00:15:58,834
‪老趙,你搞什麼?

354
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:02,293
‪別激動,先來罐百威淡啤

355
00:16:03,126 --> 00:16:04,626
‪哇靠,有夠難喝

356
00:16:04,626 --> 00:16:07,751
‪總統先生,這就是你要的公開透明啊

357
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:12,084
‪我指的是讓大家看到我有多棒的透明

358
00:16:12,084 --> 00:16:14,584
‪總之戲必須繼續演下去

359
00:16:14,584 --> 00:16:16,459
‪蘇旺小姐,妳說是吧?

360
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:19,543
‪沒錯,馬帝,其實我們沒關係...

361
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,501
‪我不要跟妳講話

362
00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:23,376
‪雖然現在還在講,但我不講了

363
00:16:23,376 --> 00:16:25,626
‪現在還在講,不講了

364
00:16:25,626 --> 00:16:27,459
‪該死,妳好聰明

365
00:16:27,459 --> 00:16:29,168
‪你得滿足大家的希望

366
00:16:29,168 --> 00:16:31,043
‪我在十歲的時候學到了這一點

367
00:16:31,043 --> 00:16:33,709
‪媽,我不想唱《兩個公主》

368
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:35,543
‪我想唱《單身女郎》

369
00:16:35,543 --> 00:16:38,584
‪女兒,這是說謊專家樂團選美大會

370
00:16:38,584 --> 00:16:40,501
‪別讓評審失望

371
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:41,626
‪聽話照做

372
00:16:43,709 --> 00:16:45,126
‪請開始

373
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:46,834
‪於是我就照做了

374
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:48,876
‪乖乖地聽話

375
00:16:48,876 --> 00:16:50,959
‪我們現在也必須聽話照做

376
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:53,751
‪對啊,滿足大家的希望

377
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:54,918
‪這就是他們想要的

378
00:16:54,918 --> 00:16:58,459
‪總統,你這樣想吧
‪民眾昨天還在街上暴動

379
00:16:58,459 --> 00:17:01,251
‪瘋得像紙袋裡的雪貂一樣

380
00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:04,584
‪現在他們開心得
‪像另一隻紙袋裡的雪貂一樣

381
00:17:04,584 --> 00:17:07,334
‪牠們有時候在紙袋裡會很開心
‪這是因貂而異

382
00:17:07,334 --> 00:17:09,001
‪你們說得倒容易

383
00:17:09,001 --> 00:17:12,376
‪你們又沒有被羞辱,還上了全國...

384
00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:14,459
‪草皮之類的

385
00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:17,543
‪你們人類不知道自己有多幸福

386
00:17:17,543 --> 00:17:19,584
‪你們在地球上,可以灑出咖哩

387
00:17:19,584 --> 00:17:22,668
‪可以喝醉、出糗

388
00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:24,709
‪可以打棒球失誤

389
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:29,126
‪沒人會把你們肛門塞炸藥、射進太陽

390
00:17:29,126 --> 00:17:31,751
‪你們不在乎自己的缺陷和白玉微瑕

391
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:32,793
‪白玉微瑕?

392
00:17:32,793 --> 00:17:35,334
‪我出生在窮人家
‪我們沒有那種高級貨

393
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:39,001
‪信不信由你,我很羨慕你們

394
00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:42,668
‪有夠難喝

395
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:53,084
‪是誰製造了我們?

396
00:17:54,251 --> 00:17:55,751
‪這根本就放錯箱了

397
00:17:55,751 --> 00:17:56,876
‪好多箱子

398
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,626
‪是沒錯,但馬帝在幫我助人

399
00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:01,251
‪梅多拉克萊蒙

400
00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:04,543
‪他真的是食屍鬼嗎?
‪還是科學才是對的?

401
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:09,043
‪布朗博士製造了陶德

402
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:13,168
‪真相一直都在你心中

403
00:18:14,251 --> 00:18:16,543
‪好喔,慢走不送

404
00:18:16,543 --> 00:18:17,793
‪(《戀愛大抉擇》)

405
00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:19,584
‪《戀愛大抉擇》

406
00:18:20,168 --> 00:18:21,876
‪大家把手舉起來

407
00:18:21,876 --> 00:18:23,751
‪《戀愛大抉擇》

408
00:18:24,251 --> 00:18:26,293
‪大家站起來

409
00:18:26,293 --> 00:18:28,459
‪為《戀愛大抉擇》歡呼

410
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:33,751
‪這是地球上的最後一朵玫瑰

411
00:18:33,751 --> 00:18:35,668
‪我是從某個尤菲的墳墓上拿來的

412
00:18:35,668 --> 00:18:37,293
‪我的尤菲?

413
00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:39,209
‪大家都說演藝圈沒朋友

414
00:18:39,209 --> 00:18:41,543
‪我進這一行的時候就知道了

415
00:18:41,543 --> 00:18:45,001
‪在我們開始之前
‪大家先為奎斯特維奇掌聲鼓勵

416
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,418
‪不是說好要叫“揚科洛夫”嗎?

417
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:54,126
‪今晚,第一夫人
‪將要在總統與國王間進行抉擇

418
00:18:54,126 --> 00:18:55,459
‪戲劇性登場

419
00:18:57,293 --> 00:18:58,293
‪好耶

420
00:18:59,501 --> 00:19:01,501
‪真是個戀愛大抉擇

421
00:19:01,501 --> 00:19:03,084
‪但事情怎麼會發展成這樣?

422
00:19:03,084 --> 00:19:05,084
‪這個場面的前情提要

423
00:19:05,084 --> 00:19:07,834
‪露西,早安,我的天啊

424
00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:09,751
‪女士,妳好美

425
00:19:10,501 --> 00:19:12,418
‪沒搞錯吧?傑瑞米隊?

426
00:19:13,293 --> 00:19:15,501
‪可能是指費城飛人隊的傑瑞米羅尼克

427
00:19:15,501 --> 00:19:17,418
‪他是在麻州長大的,所以沒關係

428
00:19:17,418 --> 00:19:20,834
‪他們T型外衣上的字,指的當然是我

429
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:24,043
‪我拒絕稱之為恤
‪因為它們完全沒用心血

430
00:19:24,043 --> 00:19:27,376
‪露西,如果妳擔心會背叛美國

431
00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:31,376
‪我覺得美國好像
‪只要能躲起來偷看就無所謂

432
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:35,168
‪是喔,那是阻隔我們的唯一理由

433
00:19:35,168 --> 00:19:37,959
‪什麼?何時?誰?他?為什麼?

434
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:40,001
‪算了,我不玩了

435
00:19:40,584 --> 00:19:42,001
‪傑瑞米

436
00:19:42,001 --> 00:19:42,918
‪吼

437
00:19:42,918 --> 00:19:45,293
‪你們這麼愛傑瑞米,幹嘛不嫁給他?

438
00:19:45,293 --> 00:19:47,001
‪我好想和他瘋狂做愛

439
00:19:47,001 --> 00:19:50,293
‪就因為他吞吐比我好
‪你們就覺得露西該選他?

440
00:19:50,293 --> 00:19:52,751
‪我知道我用詞錯誤,好嗎?
‪我現在超激動

441
00:19:52,751 --> 00:19:55,876
‪他之所以比我高
‪單純是因為他用公分計算

442
00:19:55,876 --> 00:19:57,668
‪但我又不是因為那樣才喜歡他

443
00:19:57,668 --> 00:19:59,251
‪好啊,那妳就跟他在一起吧

444
00:19:59,251 --> 00:20:01,668
‪但馬帝總統不是廢物

445
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:02,918
‪他是資源回收物

446
00:20:02,918 --> 00:20:04,584
‪該死,講錯反義祠了

447
00:20:04,584 --> 00:20:08,584
‪這件事從頭到尾都好蠢
‪我決定了,我不要當選項了

448
00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:09,709
‪我退出

449
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,126
‪你們自己玩個開心吧

450
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,751
‪戲劇性退場

451
00:20:14,334 --> 00:20:16,501
‪等等,所以沒有戀愛大抉擇了?

452
00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:19,501
‪這是我所遇過最爛的遭遇

453
00:20:19,501 --> 00:20:21,626
‪沒有啦,節目還沒結束

454
00:20:21,626 --> 00:20:25,293
‪馬戲團不會因為用了太多火藥

455
00:20:25,293 --> 00:20:27,418
‪把人體大砲射穿教堂,就因此停演

456
00:20:27,418 --> 00:20:32,251
‪我相信趙先生一定還留了很多好戲

457
00:20:32,251 --> 00:20:34,126
‪要讓你們繼續看下去

458
00:20:34,126 --> 00:20:36,168
‪對啊,因為...

459
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:39,793
‪傑瑞米王也沒那麼好

460
00:20:39,793 --> 00:20:41,709
‪沒有錯

461
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:44,584
{\an8}‪就是他向媒體爆料總統的婚姻是假的

462
00:20:47,668 --> 00:20:49,668
‪我跟你說那是祕密耶

463
00:20:49,668 --> 00:20:50,793
‪你這天殺的老趙

464
00:20:50,793 --> 00:20:52,751
‪這是英國國教教徒罵的,所以是真的

465
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:53,668
‪你會下地獄

466
00:20:53,668 --> 00:20:56,084
‪這是什麼狀況?我分不出是誰在說話

467
00:20:56,084 --> 00:20:59,251
‪你沒搞錯吧?每個人的口音都很明顯

468
00:20:59,251 --> 00:21:01,459
‪好吧,謝啦,露西

469
00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:02,459
‪(保齡球館)

470
00:21:06,293 --> 00:21:09,834
‪我是艾克斯崔將軍

471
00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:13,793
‪我應該要聯絡,所以就聯絡了

472
00:21:13,793 --> 00:21:16,084
‪因為卡蒂B人最聽話

473
00:21:16,084 --> 00:21:18,709
‪入侵行動失敗了,是我的錯

474
00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:21,293
‪儘管來折磨我吧

475
00:21:21,293 --> 00:21:22,209
‪就像老樣子

476
00:21:22,793 --> 00:21:25,001
‪我好想念你們

477
00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:27,459
‪希望你們現在的指揮官是大胖子

478
00:21:28,543 --> 00:21:29,959
‪真完美的訊息

479
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:31,376
‪該送出了

480
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,293
‪我們回來了

481
00:21:36,084 --> 00:21:37,418
‪我們回來了

482
00:21:38,126 --> 00:21:39,418
‪我們回來了

483
00:21:40,501 --> 00:21:42,168
‪“黛綺麗”,這是卡蒂B語

484
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,376
‪他們已經在這裡了

485
00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:47,459
‪露西,我能解釋

486
00:21:47,459 --> 00:21:49,251
‪天啊,原來馬帝是對的

487
00:21:49,251 --> 00:21:50,168
‪我就知道

488
00:21:50,168 --> 00:21:53,209
‪布雷迪故意輸給伊萊
‪只是為了要和佩頓作對

489
00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:54,834
‪不是,是傑瑞米的事

490
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:58,501
‪那個變態把我們的事告訴趙先生
‪毀了我們的關係

491
00:21:58,501 --> 00:22:01,376
‪因為你們的關係
‪是一場沒有愛的假象

492
00:22:01,376 --> 00:22:03,751
‪我只是想救妳脫離這頭巨魔

493
00:22:03,751 --> 00:22:05,959
‪巨魔史瑞克嗎?你還真會嗆人

494
00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:08,543
‪他有四部同名電影耶

495
00:22:08,543 --> 00:22:10,168
‪“進來我的肚肚裡”

496
00:22:10,168 --> 00:22:12,251
‪錯了啦,那是《王牌大賤諜二》

497
00:22:12,251 --> 00:22:14,043
‪他在每部電影裡都演蘇格蘭人?

498
00:22:14,043 --> 00:22:15,834
‪他在《蜜月危險期》是他自己

499
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,959
‪-那個爸爸是蘇格蘭人
‪-妳忘記那個爸爸了

500
00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:19,626
‪拜託別生我的氣

501
00:22:19,626 --> 00:22:22,543
‪我只是想成為妳的童話王子

502
00:22:22,543 --> 00:22:24,459
‪但不是《白雪公主》靈感來源的那個

503
00:22:24,459 --> 00:22:27,251
‪那傢伙會在森林裡找屍體親吻

504
00:22:27,251 --> 00:22:28,834
‪我不需要被人拯救

505
00:22:28,834 --> 00:22:29,751
‪等一下

506
00:22:29,751 --> 00:22:33,793
‪他如果會告密,那他根本沒比我好

507
00:22:33,793 --> 00:22:38,043
‪看來我們又要進行戀愛大抉擇了喔

508
00:22:39,418 --> 00:22:41,418
‪-好耶
‪-這才像樣嘛

509
00:22:41,418 --> 00:22:43,376
‪露西琳貝拉喬蘇旺

510
00:22:43,376 --> 00:22:47,043
‪原來這兩個男人一樣爛

511
00:22:47,043 --> 00:22:51,459
‪妳想要跟誰共度餘生?

512
00:22:53,918 --> 00:22:55,626
‪請選擇

513
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:59,418
‪抱歉,我說得很詭異嗎?
‪英語是我的第三語言

514
00:22:59,543 --> 00:23:01,626
‪我還為一個女生學過西班牙語

515
00:23:05,501 --> 00:23:06,876
‪天啊

516
00:23:07,543 --> 00:23:09,209
‪我不想跟他們任何一人在一起

517
00:23:10,043 --> 00:23:13,751
{\an8}‪妳不能這樣,妳讓民眾失望了

518
00:23:13,751 --> 00:23:16,209
{\an8}‪對啊,我對你們很癡迷耶

519
00:23:16,209 --> 00:23:17,293
‪對不起

520
00:23:17,293 --> 00:23:20,209
‪但我這一輩子都在努力討好大家

521
00:23:20,793 --> 00:23:23,418
‪但我無法讓傑瑞米隊
‪還有馬帝隊心滿意足

522
00:23:23,418 --> 00:23:26,126
‪其實是“麥帝隊”,我是麥帝

523
00:23:26,126 --> 00:23:27,501
‪艾克斯崔說得沒錯

524
00:23:27,501 --> 00:23:29,918
{\an8}‪他對我們的人生影響好多

525
00:23:29,918 --> 00:23:32,001
{\an8}‪我有時候覺得他是在教導我們

526
00:23:32,001 --> 00:23:34,084
{\an8}‪身為人類就表示我們不完美

527
00:23:34,084 --> 00:23:35,459
‪那也沒關係

528
00:23:35,459 --> 00:23:37,668
‪所以大家抱歉了

529
00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:40,251
‪我這次要自私地順從自己的心意

530
00:23:40,251 --> 00:23:43,001
‪在這個地球上,最慘還能多慘?

531
00:23:44,626 --> 00:23:47,459
‪確實,英國王室絕對不會
‪殺死他們看不順眼的女性

532
00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:49,876
‪那要用什麼讓他們忘掉所謂的人生?

533
00:23:49,876 --> 00:23:52,418
‪投票嗎?不對,真無聊,誰說的?

534
00:23:52,418 --> 00:23:54,001
‪這招如何?

535
00:23:54,001 --> 00:23:57,584
‪“大家好,我是尚皮耶,我是伐木工”

536
00:23:57,584 --> 00:24:00,168
‪“天啊,我的晚宴”

537
00:24:01,501 --> 00:24:03,626
‪那個也行,你們覺得如何?

538
00:24:03,626 --> 00:24:05,168
‪朋友,你在...

539
00:24:05,168 --> 00:24:07,626
‪真希望妳當初沒把我製造出來

540
00:24:07,626 --> 00:24:08,876
‪我知道你很困惑

541
00:24:08,876 --> 00:24:10,626
‪陶德不困惑

542
00:24:10,626 --> 00:24:12,418
‪陶德恨妳,媽

543
00:24:12,418 --> 00:24:14,834
‪陶德要開始偷東西

544
00:24:14,834 --> 00:24:16,584
‪說不定會成為嘻哈狂粉

545
00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:24,376
‪好吧,我還以為這場戲會演更久

546
00:24:24,876 --> 00:24:26,251
‪還有什麼?

547
00:24:26,251 --> 00:24:28,251
‪你們打算這樣乖乖被拒絕嗎?

548
00:24:28,251 --> 00:24:30,584
‪難道你們配不上露西?

549
00:24:30,584 --> 00:24:32,918
‪她那麼自私
‪我敢說她的大便不是粉紅色的

550
00:24:32,918 --> 00:24:34,793
‪對啊,妳也沒比我們好到哪去

551
00:24:35,376 --> 00:24:38,376
‪祝你找到比總統和國王好的人囉

552
00:24:38,376 --> 00:24:39,626
‪嗆得好,兄弟

553
00:24:39,626 --> 00:24:40,543
‪你也不賴

554
00:24:40,543 --> 00:24:43,418
‪妳見過了所有的地球人

555
00:24:43,418 --> 00:24:45,293
‪我們已經是妳最好的人選了

556
00:24:45,293 --> 00:24:47,001
‪對啊,我超爛

557
00:24:53,918 --> 00:24:55,126
‪不會吧!

558
00:24:58,043 --> 00:24:59,834
‪他們回來了!抓法菈!她是法菈!

559
00:24:59,834 --> 00:25:02,459
‪我死定了

560
00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:05,876
‪平安夜的黛綺麗

561
00:25:05,876 --> 00:25:07,251
‪是船耶

562
00:25:07,251 --> 00:25:09,918
‪等等,“黛綺麗”在人類語是啥意思?

563
00:25:10,418 --> 00:25:13,459
‪打開河流,迎接佛羅里達陽光

564
00:25:13,459 --> 00:25:17,043
‪襪子塞滿錢,還有一瓶蘭姆酒

565
00:25:17,918 --> 00:25:19,293
‪麥帝每次都是這種下場

566
00:25:21,668 --> 00:25:23,001
‪關掉燈光

567
00:25:23,001 --> 00:25:26,876
‪大家聖誕節快樂,大家晚安

568
00:25:26,876 --> 00:25:29,084
‪一群白人開船出現的時候

569
00:25:29,084 --> 00:25:31,793
‪通常應該對當地人都是好事吧?

570
00:25:31,793 --> 00:25:33,793
‪卡萊法宏拉瑪?

571
00:25:33,793 --> 00:25:36,126
‪崔莎兒,那是我們的參議員耶

572
00:25:37,168 --> 00:25:39,001
‪出乎意料

573
00:25:39,001 --> 00:25:41,043
‪真美國人

574
00:25:41,043 --> 00:25:43,793
‪我們或許還是該辦選舉才是

575
00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:45,501
‪他媽的

576
00:25:45,501 --> 00:25:46,834
‪真是個劇情大逆轉

577
00:25:46,834 --> 00:25:49,626
‪這也是節目環節,這是我計劃的

578
00:25:49,626 --> 00:25:50,959
‪留下懸念

579
00:25:50,959 --> 00:25:52,751
‪祝大家聖誕節快樂

580
00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:55,209
‪大家晚安

581
00:25:58,376 --> 00:26:00,584
‪(待續)

582
00:26:00,584 --> 00:26:03,584
‪(謹記念麥克卡瑪里佑
‪與喬納森芬賈密佑)

583
00:26:37,168 --> 00:26:40,584
‪薰衣草微笑貓,去找工作

584
00:26:40,584 --> 00:26:44,584
‪有房子很搖擺,去借房貸

585
00:26:44,584 --> 00:26:47,168
‪我們是搖擺橘子

586
00:26:47,168 --> 00:26:48,584
‪拋下城市

587
00:26:48,584 --> 00:26:50,584
‪性愛是為了生殖

588
00:26:50,584 --> 00:26:52,376
‪拋下城市

589
00:26:52,376 --> 00:26:54,584
‪《戀愛大抉擇》

590
00:26:54,584 --> 00:26:56,584
‪大家把手舉起來

591
00:26:56,584 --> 00:26:58,584
‪《戀愛大抉擇》

592
00:26:59,168 --> 00:27:00,584
{\an8}‪大家站起來

593
00:27:00,584 --> 00:27:02,584
{\an8}‪為《戀愛大抉擇》歡呼

594
00:27:02,584 --> 00:27:04,584
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