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‪谢谢大家的到来!

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‪来哪里?

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‪-我们住在这里 你在我们家
‪-对

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‪我有个重大消息要宣布!

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‪好吧 放90年代公牛队的开场曲

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‪我拒绝了

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‪那是什么东西?

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‪你阴茎的尺寸?

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‪他倒是想 斯科特

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‪不 这是种子

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‪我们找到种子了!

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‪嘿!我命令你把它还给我

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‪你的领域是天空 这我知道
‪但种子是属于大地的!

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‪穆里根的典型作风

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{\an8}‪这家伙六个月内唯一做成的事
‪就是毁掉我的飞机厕所

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‪我就知道我没那么快填满

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‪嘿 穆里根总统做了很多事

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‪记得那个巨大的蛋怪吗?

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‪他创造的那个!

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‪他的错!

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‪我还有总统查...

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‪喳喳 呜呜

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‪听我的火车声音

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‪我是火车声音的总统

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‪所以我刚才说“总统”

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‪他在努力 好吗?

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‪有时候人们会做好事

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‪但要晚一点才为人所知

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‪你会发现他们比你想象中更好

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‪呀哒 呀哒呀哒

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‪我想你赢了他们的心

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‪呀哒呀哒!

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‪我不同意那家伙 但你得尊重他!

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‪呀哒!

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‪穆里根

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{\an8}‪你到底做了什么?

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{\an8}‪现在连你也要骂我?

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{\an8}‪你是好市多的女士吗?

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{\an8}‪如果牙签能插进去 那就是试吃品!

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{\an8}‪外面的情况比1968年更糟

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{\an8}‪而我们甚至都没有中情局
‪给我们组织一个伍德斯托克音乐节

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‪等等 中情局...

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‪分散嬉皮士们的注意力
‪安抚他们的情绪

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‪把他们集中在一个地方

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‪通过中情局的秘密摇滚乐队
‪“时髦橘子”乐队

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‪进行再教育

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‪紫色的笑脸猫 去找份工作

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‪房屋所有权很时髦

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‪去贷个款

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‪我们是时髦橘子乐队

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‪抛弃城市

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‪性爱是为了生育

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‪抛弃城市

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‪他们想让我做什么?

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‪他们不能同时大喊大叫

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‪他们应该列个清单

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‪然后选出一个最喜欢的人
‪把清单交给我

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‪如果我喜欢 我会签上名字
‪然后我们会实施

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‪总统先生 我想你刚刚发明了国会

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‪我觉得我们只有一个参议员
‪就挺好的

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‪国会选举将是积极改变的机会

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‪这就是我们想做的 对吧?
‪这次要做对?

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‪做对?看来你们对过去的200年
‪很不满意?

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‪-你说对了
‪-非常不满意

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‪我们必须做点什么

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‪我们应该让民众开心

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‪但他们不开心

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‪我在草坪上大便!

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‪邋遢小姐在草坪上大便

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‪所以如果我们让他们
‪选出一个最喜欢的人

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‪他们至少知道我们重视他们的意见

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‪是的 就这么办 我们要举行选举

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‪不仅是因为选举是个

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‪周二上班迟到的好借口

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‪意思是你可以在周一晚上喝得烂醉

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‪-好
‪-好耶

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‪为什么大家看不到这样的我?

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‪散发着总统的魅力之类的
‪你知道吗?

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‪比如 “我不是总统 我叫戴夫科维奇”

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‪那是电影《戴夫》里的台词

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‪复活节过后 里面更容易看到

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‪我们可以邀请人们
‪观察他们的政府是如何工作的

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‪现在你想要透明的政府?

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‪如果他们看到香肠是怎么做的
‪他们绝对不会想吃我们

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‪嘿 我们要举行选择

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‪我们要做到透明

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‪而且出于某种原因 我想吃香肠了

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‪该死的 我好怀念香肠的味道

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‪45、0、72

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‪人类的尖叫

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‪让我想起从前

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‪谢谢你 你是个很好的朋友

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‪真是有趣的一天

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‪我有一件很酷的T恤

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‪我吃了一堆恐龙骨头

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‪我还偷了希望钻石

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‪好了 发信息回家

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‪该怎么说呢?

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‪“你好吗?”

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‪不行 太正式了

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‪“我是艾克斯崔将军

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‪入侵已经...

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‪结束了”

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‪我在干什么?

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‪我不能打给卡迪B星球 我得先...

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‪把我的香料按字母顺序排好

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‪阿魏草根粉?

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‪我什么时候能做咖喱?

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‪这让我想起艾克特纳
‪把我撵上树的那次

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‪我想念70年代

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‪亲爱的 看呀 那有东西看

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‪记得看东西吗?

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‪我记得你不带我
‪自己看了《美国谍梦》

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‪在我们开始之前 我想欢迎观众们

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‪-哇
‪-她在迎合我!

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‪“我的”选举设想谈到哪里了?

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‪先等等 总统先生

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‪因为他们很害怕

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‪他们能感觉到暴风雨要来了

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‪也许我们今晚和他们一起睡谷仓吧

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‪在每只眼睛上留一块方糖

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‪然后在早上被舔醒

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‪你是不是想扰乱这场讨论?

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‪我以为我的前夫很擅长逃避话题呢

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‪好扎心!

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‪我只是指出投票一般是在11月份

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‪其实 国会随时可以召集特殊选举

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‪我们不必等到11月

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‪我们可以在那个月庆祝我的生日

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‪作为参议员主席 我宣布选举

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‪定在某年某月的60日举行

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‪为什么 副总统先生
‪如果我不知道的话

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‪我还以为你不想让人们投票呢

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‪别开玩笑了

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‪我喜欢...

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‪人们投...

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‪投...

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‪投票

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‪我觉得他真的很喜欢

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‪我做了咖喱!

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‪我很抱歉 我...

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‪那是娱乐节目!

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‪对了 我在你们地球人面前出了洋相

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‪不断发展的故事
‪我们洗了一些照片

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‪赵氏新闻有你想看的照片

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‪这会让你惊掉下巴

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‪不错的定向广告尝试 赵

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‪但我已经不相信你们的新闻了

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‪我的天哪
‪这是个漂亮的身高一米五的孩子

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‪还是赵强尼返老还童了?

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‪听着 我知道你可能有点生气

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‪但强尼 我需要你的帮助

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‪帮助?我甚至不会给你
‪我的电影《相助》的资源

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‪我给谁都不会给你 你这家伙太差劲

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‪穆里根总统要举行选举

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‪这座城市将要被民主党占领了

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‪这些人会投票 他们会选出一堆
‪亚历山大OC

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‪记得她跳舞的那次吗?

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‪这不是我的民意基础

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‪我的民意基础是真正的美国人

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‪-抱歉冒犯了
‪-没关系

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‪你想让我做什么?

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‪搅浑水 散布假消息

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‪用圣诞节的战争转移人们的注意力?

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‪我们会赢的
‪我不在乎有多少精灵会死

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‪我在乎

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‪有人没人再相信我的话了

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‪这都是因为你

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‪我不能利用媒体

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‪我不能关起门来暗箱操作

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‪因为那房间根本没有墙

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‪我有一群观众在观察我的一举一动

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‪观众?终于说到正题了

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‪我们之前在做什么来着?

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‪(你失败了 艾克斯崔!)

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‪(我们原本以为你会出洋相
‪结果你只会犯错!)

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‪也许我该看看楼上的情况

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‪我得多走走

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‪久坐有害 与吸烟无异

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{\an8}‪它们被称为“带扣”

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{\an8}‪你是西蒙 对吧?

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‪我是赵氏因素制作公司的赵强尼

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‪我喜欢你在节目中的表现

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‪你被节目开除了

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‪余兴派对在原本是牛排店的
‪那个洞里举行

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‪你要是来了就太奇怪了

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‪什么意思?我被踢出内阁了?

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‪别担心 兄弟 选举仍然是一个
‪非常重要的故事线

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‪我们迫不及待想看看你的接班人
‪性感西蒙是怎么做的了

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‪这太侮辱...

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‪哇 他好帅 我自己出去了

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‪不好意思 仅限员工进入

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‪昨天 我...

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‪等等 我认识你

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‪你是那个外星人

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‪你不是杀了几百万人吗?

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‪是几十亿 包括《亿万》的演员

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‪保罗贾马蒂一心求死

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‪那可以称得上是杰作

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‪听着 我想让表演更精彩

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‪加点爵士乐

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‪而你会是每个人都讨厌的完美反派

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‪反正我也没别的事

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‪棒极了

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‪你喝过酒吗?

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‪你们不是吧!

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‪我们爱你们 麦西!

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‪你看到了吗?人们喜欢我们在一起

209
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‪这绝对是冲着我们来的

210
00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:45,209
‪另一个驼鹿根本不在这里

211
00:09:49,126 --> 00:09:51,293
‪驼鹿是传统的派对动物

212
00:09:51,293 --> 00:09:54,001
‪作为“性感辣妈”
‪我能留下来实在是受宠若惊

213
00:09:54,001 --> 00:09:56,209
‪但我们需要普通版的西蒙

214
00:09:56,209 --> 00:09:57,751
‪我们现在叫他胖西蒙了

215
00:09:57,751 --> 00:10:00,584
‪显然 他并不存在于赵的电影宇宙

216
00:10:00,584 --> 00:10:01,543
‪嘿!

217
00:10:01,543 --> 00:10:04,584
‪他正在查看人口普查结果
‪以确定选民名单

218
00:10:05,334 --> 00:10:06,376
‪麻烦来了

219
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,251
‪妈妈回家了

220
00:10:10,251 --> 00:10:12,793
‪我来脱皮 然后进去

221
00:10:12,793 --> 00:10:14,918
‪让什么进去什么?你为什么...

222
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:17,168
‪今天别招惹我 法拉

223
00:10:17,168 --> 00:10:19,126
‪看来你已经开始喝上了

224
00:10:19,126 --> 00:10:21,084
‪现在还没到中午呢 艾克斯崔

225
00:10:21,084 --> 00:10:22,709
‪去你的 莎伦

226
00:10:25,084 --> 00:10:27,334
‪你说得对 强尼

227
00:10:27,334 --> 00:10:29,709
‪就像下雨一样 稀里哗啦的

228
00:10:29,709 --> 00:10:32,251
‪现在选举是人们心中最不重要的事了

229
00:10:32,251 --> 00:10:33,918
‪经典的面包和马戏团招数

230
00:10:33,918 --> 00:10:37,126
‪等广告插播结束后再说不迟

231
00:10:37,126 --> 00:10:38,376
‪是的 我卖了广告

232
00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:42,293
‪而且出于某些原因
‪我让广告的音量比节目本身更大

233
00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:45,918
‪我们发现了一些药丸!
‪用我们找到的药丸来重获新生吧!

234
00:10:45,918 --> 00:10:47,418
‪现在请继续收看节目!

235
00:10:47,418 --> 00:10:49,168
‪敲敲门

236
00:10:50,959 --> 00:10:52,293
‪替身演员

237
00:10:52,293 --> 00:10:54,834
‪请看 各位 这位是细菌王

238
00:10:55,501 --> 00:10:57,209
‪怎么了?我就是开个玩笑

239
00:10:57,209 --> 00:10:59,293
‪来吧 取笑我的名字 我不在乎

240
00:10:59,293 --> 00:11:01,251
‪很好 无聊的肥仔穆里根

241
00:11:01,251 --> 00:11:02,626
‪不 住嘴!我不喜欢!

242
00:11:02,626 --> 00:11:05,168
‪中场休息 舞蹈奉上

243
00:11:05,168 --> 00:11:07,543
‪看看他跳得多好

244
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,751
‪托德 你在做什么?

245
00:11:09,751 --> 00:11:12,501
‪赵先生 叫托德跳霹雳舞

246
00:11:12,501 --> 00:11:16,209
‪据说机器人会吸引儿童和变态

247
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,418
‪我喜欢

248
00:11:17,418 --> 00:11:19,459
‪因为我是...因为我是个变态

249
00:11:19,459 --> 00:11:22,626
‪斯卡帕奇欧将军是军人

250
00:11:22,626 --> 00:11:25,584
‪军人在那儿

251
00:11:28,459 --> 00:11:30,126
‪军队制造了托德

252
00:11:30,126 --> 00:11:32,043
‪你们对我做了什么?

253
00:11:32,043 --> 00:11:33,834
‪我是因为老了才尿裤子的

254
00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:35,709
‪嘿 傻瓜先生

255
00:11:35,709 --> 00:11:38,543
‪我觉得有人很暴躁
‪是因为他们没有任务

256
00:11:38,543 --> 00:11:41,334
‪实验室里有一个袋子

257
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,668
‪里面都是我想捐赠的旧衣服

258
00:11:43,668 --> 00:11:45,584
‪你是说一袋脏胸罩?

259
00:11:45,584 --> 00:11:48,543
‪不 那只是我的胸罩
‪我们不能再洗衣服了

260
00:11:48,543 --> 00:11:50,918
‪但为什么这么脏?

261
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:53,251
‪另一个袋子!
‪你到底想不想执行任务?

262
00:11:53,751 --> 00:11:55,626
{\an8}‪托德不知道他来自哪里

263
00:11:55,626 --> 00:11:58,668
{\an8}‪法拉在向他隐瞒这个真相

264
00:11:58,668 --> 00:12:02,043
{\an8}‪艾克斯崔的手提包派对肯定会很尴尬

265
00:12:02,043 --> 00:12:03,251
{\an8}‪嘿 我还在这儿呢

266
00:12:03,251 --> 00:12:05,334
‪你为什么当时没有力挺托德?

267
00:12:05,334 --> 00:12:07,834
‪怎么了?我不是来交朋友的

268
00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:10,459
{\an8}‪我对托德项目有意见吗?当然

269
00:12:10,459 --> 00:12:12,293
{\an8}‪但我是机器人学家

270
00:12:12,293 --> 00:12:14,709
{\an8}‪不是一个有无数问题的大脑

271
00:12:14,709 --> 00:12:17,001
{\an8}‪看来托德开始有疑问了

272
00:12:17,001 --> 00:12:18,209
‪你要做“石墙”二世吗?

273
00:12:18,209 --> 00:12:21,001
‪我指的是那个将军
‪不是那个我没听说过的西村酒吧

274
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,876
‪我是在保护他

275
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:26,459
‪自我意识对托德来说不是好事

276
00:12:38,168 --> 00:12:41,918
‪但当男人打造了一个
‪半机械人超级战士 他就酷毙了

277
00:12:41,918 --> 00:12:43,168
‪你在说谁?

278
00:12:43,168 --> 00:12:45,543
‪让美国科学家扮演上帝吧

279
00:12:45,543 --> 00:12:47,959
‪难怪你们的多力多滋那么难吃

280
00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:49,043
‪太辣了

281
00:12:49,043 --> 00:12:51,918
‪好吃的口味都去哪了
‪比如番茄或蘑菇虾?

282
00:12:51,918 --> 00:12:55,668
‪我不记得问过你
‪关于多力多滋或美国的意见 老兄

283
00:12:55,668 --> 00:12:57,918
‪而且我也不记得邀请过你来我家

284
00:12:57,918 --> 00:13:00,501
‪其实 这是人民的家

285
00:13:00,501 --> 00:13:02,251
‪杰里米国王也是人民

286
00:13:02,251 --> 00:13:05,709
‪这就是他在麦修在马里兰州时
‪过来的原因吗?

287
00:13:06,459 --> 00:13:07,834
‪你是露西的首席执行官吗?

288
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:10,793
‪因为你对她的事很上心啊

289
00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:14,084
‪等等 我不在的时候
‪你们俩一起玩了?

290
00:13:15,918 --> 00:13:18,418
{\an8}‪杰里米国王来是因为我邀请了他

291
00:13:18,418 --> 00:13:20,501
{\an8}‪我在吸引国际观众

292
00:13:20,501 --> 00:13:22,334
‪我爱他

293
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:26,001
‪几乎和我妈妈
‪无限供应的面包棒一样爱

294
00:13:26,001 --> 00:13:28,668
{\an8}‪我想给国王陛下

295
00:13:28,668 --> 00:13:30,793
{\an8}‪一个解释的机会

296
00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:33,918
‪她不是吧

297
00:13:34,418 --> 00:13:36,751
‪吃我一记铁拳!

298
00:13:36,751 --> 00:13:39,543
‪是人类的拳头
‪不是龙虾最鲜美的部分

299
00:13:39,543 --> 00:13:40,543
‪进广告!

300
00:13:42,168 --> 00:13:45,251
‪如果你不想要尸体上的鞋子

301
00:13:45,251 --> 00:13:48,084
‪那就快来盖瑞的鞋店

302
00:13:48,084 --> 00:13:49,668
‪盖瑞认证

303
00:13:49,668 --> 00:13:51,376
‪不保证质量

304
00:13:52,376 --> 00:13:53,584
‪好了 现在打他

305
00:13:58,418 --> 00:13:59,668
‪你怎么能这么做?

306
00:13:59,668 --> 00:14:01,543
‪我以为我们最近相处得很好

307
00:14:01,543 --> 00:14:03,543
‪你说过我是最棒的

308
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:06,459
‪我说的是你比我想的要好

309
00:14:06,459 --> 00:14:09,084
‪我被打了吗?我需要住院吗?

310
00:14:09,084 --> 00:14:12,543
‪我很抱歉 但你和我有协议

311
00:14:12,543 --> 00:14:14,459
‪他们不需要知道协议的事

312
00:14:14,459 --> 00:14:17,168
‪而且只有协议里的男方能约会别人

313
00:14:17,168 --> 00:14:18,334
‪不!

314
00:14:18,334 --> 00:14:19,751
‪他说什么?

315
00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:23,168
‪听着 我很抱歉事情变成这样
‪但也许这是最好的结局

316
00:14:23,168 --> 00:14:24,626
‪现在所有事都在明面上了

317
00:14:24,626 --> 00:14:26,293
‪我懂了 是你干的

318
00:14:26,293 --> 00:14:27,459
‪你想让我和露西吵架

319
00:14:27,459 --> 00:14:30,001
‪你就可以骑上你的骏马

320
00:14:30,001 --> 00:14:32,084
‪一头金光闪亮的秀发随风飘动

321
00:14:32,084 --> 00:14:34,168
‪这个怪胎可能自己拍了那张照片

322
00:14:34,168 --> 00:14:36,209
‪-怎么会?
‪-相机在30米开外

323
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,543
‪-那蜘蛛侠是怎么做到的?
‪-他没有

324
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:40,084
‪彼得帕克是摄影师

325
00:14:40,084 --> 00:14:42,001
‪蜘蛛侠是个英雄

326
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:43,793
‪我和那张照片无关

327
00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:46,584
‪你们毁了我的手提包派对!

328
00:14:46,584 --> 00:14:49,001
‪是你的包毁了派对

329
00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:51,209
‪它们很普通 大家都这么认为

330
00:14:51,209 --> 00:14:54,168
‪不要换台 露西会选谁呢?

331
00:14:54,168 --> 00:14:57,834
‪敬请期待赵强尼出品的《爱的选择》

332
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,668
‪(捐赠)

333
00:15:04,626 --> 00:15:06,543
‪女士的衣服 很好

334
00:15:06,543 --> 00:15:09,626
‪这是死去的妻子
‪或是女朋友穿过的吗?

335
00:15:09,626 --> 00:15:10,918
‪眨眼

336
00:15:10,918 --> 00:15:13,376
‪托德有个妻子

337
00:15:13,376 --> 00:15:15,876
‪公司的文化衫

338
00:15:15,876 --> 00:15:19,126
‪就像我们以前在股东大会上发的东西

339
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:21,251
{\an8}‪我是Dasani的首席执行官...

340
00:15:22,251 --> 00:15:24,584
‪别误会 我喜欢被粗暴对待

341
00:15:24,584 --> 00:15:26,168
‪你从哪弄来的?

342
00:15:26,168 --> 00:15:28,584
‪你刚刚给我的

343
00:15:28,584 --> 00:15:29,834
‪嗯?

344
00:15:33,293 --> 00:15:34,376
‪打给我!

345
00:15:35,209 --> 00:15:38,376
‪我把绿房间刷成了绿色 听懂了吗?

346
00:15:38,376 --> 00:15:39,293
‪百威柠檬?

347
00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:41,793
‪还有很多

348
00:15:41,793 --> 00:15:44,834
‪我跟你讲 强尼
‪我上次在马戏团玩得这么开心

349
00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:46,834
‪还是个头发乱糟糟的黄毛小子

350
00:15:47,334 --> 00:15:49,209
‪那时候你可以叫他们怪胎

351
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,751
‪你不能让人们永远分心

352
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,501
‪是吗?我们正在开发
‪性感西蒙的派生作品

353
00:15:54,501 --> 00:15:56,334
‪《性感西蒙秀》

354
00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:57,584
‪该死 我会看的

355
00:15:57,584 --> 00:15:58,834
‪搞什么啊 赵?

356
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:02,293
‪兄弟 冷静点 喝一瓶百威柠檬

357
00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:04,626
‪我讨厌这酒 好难喝

358
00:16:04,626 --> 00:16:07,751
‪总统先生 这是你要求的 透明性

359
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:12,084
‪我指的透明是让大家看到我有多棒

360
00:16:12,084 --> 00:16:14,584
‪节目必须进行下去

361
00:16:14,584 --> 00:16:16,834
‪对吧 苏万小姐?

362
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:19,459
‪没错 麦蒂 我们怎样不重要...

363
00:16:19,459 --> 00:16:21,501
‪我不跟你说话

364
00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:23,376
‪我是说现在 但现在不是时候

365
00:16:23,376 --> 00:16:25,626
‪我是说 现在不是时候 别跟我说话

366
00:16:25,626 --> 00:16:27,459
‪该死 你真聪明!

367
00:16:27,459 --> 00:16:29,126
‪你得给人们他们想要的

368
00:16:29,126 --> 00:16:31,043
‪我十岁的时候就知道了

369
00:16:31,043 --> 00:16:33,626
‪妈妈 我不想唱《两个王子》

370
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,543
‪我想唱《单身女士》

371
00:16:35,543 --> 00:16:38,501
‪亲爱的
‪这是以旋转医生为主题的选美

372
00:16:38,501 --> 00:16:40,459
‪别让评委失望

373
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:41,626
‪开始吧

374
00:16:43,709 --> 00:16:45,126
‪开始吧

375
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:46,834
‪所以我就是这么做的

376
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:48,793
‪我就唱了

377
00:16:48,793 --> 00:16:50,959
‪我们现在也要这么做
‪把这出戏唱下去

378
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:53,751
‪对 给人们他们想要的

379
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:54,834
‪这就是他们想要的

380
00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:58,459
‪想想看 总统先生
‪昨天那群人还在街上暴动

381
00:16:58,459 --> 00:17:01,168
‪他们像是纸袋里的臭鼬一样疯狂

382
00:17:01,168 --> 00:17:04,543
‪现在他们像纸袋里的另一只臭鼬
‪一样开心

383
00:17:04,543 --> 00:17:07,334
‪有时候它们在里面玩得很开心
‪这取决于臭鼬

384
00:17:07,334 --> 00:17:08,918
‪你们说得倒容易

385
00:17:08,918 --> 00:17:12,334
‪又不是你们在全国人民面前...

386
00:17:12,334 --> 00:17:14,459
‪被羞辱

387
00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:17,501
‪你们人类真是身在福中不知福

388
00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:19,501
‪在这里 你可以撒掉咖喱

389
00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:22,668
‪甚至可以喝醉出糗

390
00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:24,668
‪你可以犯所有棒球错误

391
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:29,084
‪没人会给你的屁股绑上炸药
‪把你炸到太阳上

392
00:17:29,084 --> 00:17:31,751
‪你们赞美自己的缺点和怪癖

393
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:32,709
‪怪癖?

394
00:17:32,709 --> 00:17:35,334
‪不 我们家很穷 没有那种矫情的玩意

395
00:17:36,668 --> 00:17:39,001
‪不管你们信不信 我是真的羡慕你们

396
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:42,668
‪好难喝

397
00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:53,084
‪谁制造了我们?

398
00:17:54,168 --> 00:17:55,751
‪这个都没放在正确的盒子里

399
00:17:55,751 --> 00:17:56,876
‪盒子

400
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,626
‪没错 但麦蒂在帮我帮助别人

401
00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:01,251
‪我的天呀!

402
00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:04,543
‪所以这是真的食尸鬼
‪还是科学真的存在?

403
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:09,043
‪布朗博士制造了托德

404
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:13,168
‪真相一直藏在你的内心深处

405
00:18:14,251 --> 00:18:16,543
‪好吧 再见

406
00:18:16,543 --> 00:18:17,918
‪(ZZP出品《爱的选择》)

407
00:18:17,918 --> 00:18:19,584
‪爱的选择

408
00:18:20,168 --> 00:18:21,876
‪大家都举起手来

409
00:18:21,876 --> 00:18:23,751
‪爱的选择

410
00:18:24,251 --> 00:18:26,293
‪大家都站起来

411
00:18:26,293 --> 00:18:28,459
‪为了爱的选择

412
00:18:30,126 --> 00:18:32,376
‪这是最后一朵玫瑰

413
00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:33,584
‪地球上的最后一支

414
00:18:33,584 --> 00:18:35,668
‪我从一个叫尤菲的家伙
‪的坟墓里弄来的

415
00:18:35,668 --> 00:18:37,293
‪我的欧菲?

416
00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:39,209
‪他们不叫“给朋友看”

417
00:18:39,209 --> 00:18:41,543
‪我进入这个疯狂的行业时就知道了

418
00:18:41,543 --> 00:18:45,001
‪在开始之前 请给“寻维奇”鼓鼓掌!

419
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,418
‪不是说好了叫“杨科爱”吗?

420
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:51,084
‪今晚 第一夫人将在

421
00:18:51,084 --> 00:18:54,126
‪总统和国王之间做出选择

422
00:18:54,126 --> 00:18:55,459
‪戏剧性入场!

423
00:18:57,293 --> 00:18:58,293
‪太好了!

424
00:18:59,501 --> 00:19:01,418
‪多么艰难的爱的选择

425
00:19:01,418 --> 00:19:03,084
‪但故事是如何发展到这一步的?

426
00:19:03,084 --> 00:19:05,084
‪前情提要...

427
00:19:05,084 --> 00:19:07,834
‪早上好 露西 我的天啊

428
00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:09,751
‪小姐 你好漂亮

429
00:19:10,501 --> 00:19:12,418
‪认真的吗?杰里米队?

430
00:19:13,251 --> 00:19:15,418
‪也许是费城飞人队的杰里米罗伊尼克

431
00:19:15,418 --> 00:19:17,334
‪他在马萨诸塞州长大 所以没关系

432
00:19:17,334 --> 00:19:20,834
‪他们显然指的是我
‪那些T形上衣还不够明显吗?

433
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:24,043
‪我拒绝称它们为T恤
‪既没有手铐 也没有怪癖

434
00:19:24,043 --> 00:19:27,334
‪但露西 如果你担心选择我
‪会背叛美国

435
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:31,376
‪我想美国很乐意藏在衣柜里
‪目睹一切的发生

436
00:19:31,376 --> 00:19:35,168
‪对 那是我们之间唯一的障碍

437
00:19:35,168 --> 00:19:37,918
‪什么?什么时候?谁?他?为什么?

438
00:19:37,918 --> 00:19:40,001
‪算了

439
00:19:40,584 --> 00:19:42,001
‪杰里米!

440
00:19:42,001 --> 00:19:42,918
‪咆哮

441
00:19:42,918 --> 00:19:45,293
‪既然你们都那么爱杰里米
‪干脆嫁给他算了

442
00:19:45,293 --> 00:19:47,001
‪我会好好蹂躏他的

443
00:19:47,001 --> 00:19:50,293
‪你们觉得露西应该选他
‪只是因为他比我会花言巧语?

444
00:19:50,293 --> 00:19:52,709
‪我知道这是错的 好吗?
‪我很激动

445
00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:55,876
‪而且他比我高的唯一原因
‪是因为他用的是公制单位

446
00:19:55,876 --> 00:19:57,668
‪但这不是我喜欢他的原因

447
00:19:57,668 --> 00:19:59,209
‪好吧 那你就跟他在一起吧

448
00:19:59,209 --> 00:20:01,584
‪但麦蒂总统不是失败者

449
00:20:01,584 --> 00:20:02,834
‪他是个发现者!

450
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,501
‪该死 这不是反义词!

451
00:20:04,501 --> 00:20:08,501
‪这整件事太蠢了 所以你猜怎么着?
‪我拒绝被选择

452
00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:09,584
‪我退出

453
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,084
‪好好享受你的节目吧

454
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,751
‪戏剧性退场!

455
00:20:14,168 --> 00:20:16,418
‪等等 没有爱的选择了?

456
00:20:16,418 --> 00:20:19,501
‪这是我经历过的最糟糕的事

457
00:20:19,501 --> 00:20:21,626
‪不 节目还没结束

458
00:20:21,626 --> 00:20:25,209
‪我是说马戏团不会停下来
‪因为他们用了太多火药

459
00:20:25,209 --> 00:20:27,418
‪用人肉炸弹轰穿了一座教堂

460
00:20:27,418 --> 00:20:32,251
‪我相信赵先生肯定有

461
00:20:32,251 --> 00:20:34,126
‪更多的跌宕起伏的剧情

462
00:20:34,126 --> 00:20:39,793
‪没错 我确实有
‪因为...杰里米国王没那么好

463
00:20:39,793 --> 00:20:41,668
‪对 没错

464
00:20:41,668 --> 00:20:44,584
{\an8}‪是他把总统假结婚的消息
‪泄露给媒体的

465
00:20:47,668 --> 00:20:49,668
‪我跟你说了这是秘密!

466
00:20:49,668 --> 00:20:52,751
‪该死 赵 这是圣公会的 所以是真的

467
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:53,668
‪你会下地狱的

468
00:20:53,668 --> 00:20:56,084
‪等等 怎么回事?
‪我不知道是谁在说话

469
00:20:56,084 --> 00:20:59,251
‪你是认真的吗?
‪每个人都有非常独特的口音

470
00:20:59,251 --> 00:21:01,459
‪好吧 谢谢 露西

471
00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:02,459
‪(尼克松保龄球)

472
00:21:06,293 --> 00:21:09,793
‪这是将军...艾克斯崔

473
00:21:09,793 --> 00:21:13,751
‪我应该跟你联系 所以我就联系了

474
00:21:13,751 --> 00:21:16,084
‪因为卡迪星球的人擅长服从命令

475
00:21:16,084 --> 00:21:18,709
‪入侵失败了 都是我的错

476
00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:21,209
‪所以来折磨我吧 生生世世

477
00:21:21,209 --> 00:21:22,168
‪和往常一样

478
00:21:22,793 --> 00:21:25,001
‪好想你

479
00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:27,459
‪我希望现在指挥你们的人是个胖子

480
00:21:28,501 --> 00:21:29,876
‪完美的信息

481
00:21:29,876 --> 00:21:31,376
‪现在发送

482
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,293
‪(我们回来了)

483
00:21:36,084 --> 00:21:37,418
‪(我们回来了)

484
00:21:38,126 --> 00:21:39,418
‪(我们回来了)

485
00:21:40,501 --> 00:21:42,168
‪该死 那是卡迪B星球人

486
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,376
‪他们已经到这儿了

487
00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:47,459
‪露西 我可以解释

488
00:21:47,459 --> 00:21:49,251
‪我的天 麦蒂说得对

489
00:21:49,251 --> 00:21:50,168
‪我就知道!

490
00:21:50,168 --> 00:21:53,209
‪布雷迪故意输给伊莱 惹怒佩顿

491
00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:54,793
‪不 是关于杰里米的

492
00:21:54,793 --> 00:21:58,501
‪那个变态告诉赵先生
‪我们毁了我们的关系

493
00:21:58,501 --> 00:22:01,293
‪因为你们的“关系”是没有感情的作秀

494
00:22:01,293 --> 00:22:03,751
‪我只是想把你
‪从这个怪物身边解救出来

495
00:22:03,751 --> 00:22:06,418
‪什么 像史瑞克那种吗?
‪真够侮辱人的

496
00:22:06,418 --> 00:22:08,959
‪那家伙有四部以他名字命名的电影

497
00:22:08,959 --> 00:22:10,668
‪“进我的肚子里!”

498
00:22:10,668 --> 00:22:12,251
‪错了 那是《王牌大贱谍》台词

499
00:22:12,251 --> 00:22:14,209
‪等等 他在每部电影里
‪都是苏格兰人?

500
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:16,084
‪他在《我娶了连环杀手》里
‪演他自己

501
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,959
‪-爸爸是苏格兰人
‪-你忘了爸爸

502
00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:19,626
‪请别生我的气

503
00:22:19,626 --> 00:22:22,501
‪我只是想当你的童话王子

504
00:22:22,501 --> 00:22:24,418
‪但不是《白雪公主》改编的那版故事

505
00:22:24,418 --> 00:22:27,251
‪那家伙在树林里亲吻尸体

506
00:22:27,251 --> 00:22:28,834
‪我不需要被拯救

507
00:22:28,834 --> 00:22:29,751
‪等一下

508
00:22:29,751 --> 00:22:33,793
‪如果他是告密者 那他比不上我!

509
00:22:33,793 --> 00:22:38,209
‪看来我们有个不错的传统爱的选择

510
00:22:39,418 --> 00:22:41,418
‪-太好了!
‪-这才对嘛!

511
00:22:41,418 --> 00:22:43,334
‪露西琳贝拉吉欧苏万

512
00:22:43,334 --> 00:22:47,043
‪原来这两个男人都很逊

513
00:22:47,043 --> 00:22:51,459
‪所以你想跟谁共度余生?

514
00:22:53,918 --> 00:22:55,626
‪开始吧

515
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:59,418
‪抱歉 我说得很奇怪吗?
‪英文是我的第三语言

516
00:22:59,543 --> 00:23:01,626
‪(我还为一个女孩学了世界语)

517
00:23:05,501 --> 00:23:06,876
‪天啊

518
00:23:07,501 --> 00:23:09,209
‪我不想和他们任何一个在一起

519
00:23:10,043 --> 00:23:13,709
{\an8}‪你不能这样 你让公众失望了

520
00:23:13,709 --> 00:23:16,209
{\an8}‪是的 我喜欢你

521
00:23:16,209 --> 00:23:17,251
‪我很抱歉

522
00:23:17,251 --> 00:23:20,209
‪但我这辈子所做的一切
‪都是为了取悦别人

523
00:23:20,209 --> 00:23:23,418
‪但我不能让杰里米队和麦蒂队开心

524
00:23:23,418 --> 00:23:26,126
‪上面写的是“马蒂队” 我是马蒂

525
00:23:26,126 --> 00:23:27,501
‪艾克斯崔说得对

526
00:23:27,501 --> 00:23:29,834
{\an8}‪他在很多方面都让我们深受触动

527
00:23:29,834 --> 00:23:31,918
{\an8}‪有时候我以为是他在教育我们

528
00:23:31,918 --> 00:23:34,084
{\an8}‪人类是不完美的

529
00:23:34,084 --> 00:23:35,459
‪但没关系

530
00:23:35,459 --> 00:23:37,626
‪所以 对不起 各位

531
00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:40,251
‪但我想自私一次 做我想做的事

532
00:23:40,251 --> 00:23:43,001
‪在地球上 最糟糕的情况是什么?

533
00:23:44,626 --> 00:23:47,459
‪没错 英国君主制从来不会
‪杀害让他们生气的女人

534
00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:49,834
‪什么能让他们分心?

535
00:23:49,834 --> 00:23:52,418
‪投票!不 真无聊 谁说的?

536
00:23:52,418 --> 00:23:54,001
‪这个怎么样?

537
00:23:54,001 --> 00:23:57,584
‪“你好 我是让皮埃尔 伐木工”

538
00:23:57,584 --> 00:24:00,168
‪“天啊 我的晚餐派对”

539
00:24:01,459 --> 00:24:03,626
‪或者那个 那个怎么样?

540
00:24:03,626 --> 00:24:05,168
‪嘿 兄弟 你真希望...

541
00:24:05,168 --> 00:24:07,626
‪我希望你没把我制造出来

542
00:24:07,626 --> 00:24:08,876
‪我知道你很困惑

543
00:24:08,876 --> 00:24:10,626
‪托德没有困惑

544
00:24:10,626 --> 00:24:12,418
‪托德讨厌你 妈妈

545
00:24:12,418 --> 00:24:14,751
‪托德会去商店行窃

546
00:24:14,751 --> 00:24:16,584
‪也许变成嘻哈乐队的粉丝

547
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:24,376
‪好吧 我以为这事能拖延一会

548
00:24:24,876 --> 00:24:26,209
‪还有呢?

549
00:24:26,209 --> 00:24:28,251
‪你们要接受被拒绝吗?

550
00:24:28,251 --> 00:24:30,584
‪你们配不上露西吗?

551
00:24:30,584 --> 00:24:32,918
‪她很自私 我敢打赌她会尿尿大便

552
00:24:32,918 --> 00:24:34,793
‪对 你比我们好不到哪里去

553
00:24:34,793 --> 00:24:38,376
‪祝你找到比总统和国王更好的人

554
00:24:38,376 --> 00:24:39,626
‪干得漂亮 兄弟

555
00:24:39,626 --> 00:24:40,543
‪你也是

556
00:24:40,543 --> 00:24:43,376
‪老兄 你见过地球上的所有人

557
00:24:43,376 --> 00:24:45,293
‪我们是你最好的选择

558
00:24:45,293 --> 00:24:47,001
‪是的 我很烂

559
00:24:53,834 --> 00:24:55,126
‪又来了

560
00:24:58,043 --> 00:24:59,834
‪他们回来了!带上法拉!她是法拉!

561
00:24:59,834 --> 00:25:02,459
‪我完蛋了

562
00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:05,876
‪平安夜的代基里斯号

563
00:25:05,876 --> 00:25:07,126
‪这是一艘船

564
00:25:07,126 --> 00:25:10,334
‪等等 “达瑞”在人类语言中
‪是什么意思?

565
00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:13,418
‪让河流流向弗洛里达州的太阳

566
00:25:13,418 --> 00:25:17,043
‪一只装满一角硬币
‪和一瓶朗姆酒的袜子

567
00:25:17,918 --> 00:25:19,293
‪马蒂的典型作风!

568
00:25:21,668 --> 00:25:23,001
‪关灯

569
00:25:23,001 --> 00:25:26,876
‪大家圣诞快乐

570
00:25:26,876 --> 00:25:29,084
‪当一群白人出现在某艘船上时

571
00:25:29,084 --> 00:25:31,793
‪这对已经住在那里的人
‪来说是件好事 对吧?

572
00:25:31,793 --> 00:25:33,793
‪卡特赖特福格霍恩拉马尔?

573
00:25:33,793 --> 00:25:36,126
‪特里谢尔 这是我们的参议员!

574
00:25:37,168 --> 00:25:39,001
‪你知道什么?

575
00:25:39,001 --> 00:25:40,959
‪真正的美国人

576
00:25:40,959 --> 00:25:43,793
‪也许我们应该举行选举

577
00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:45,501
‪-...芙芙
‪-...芙芙

578
00:25:45,501 --> 00:25:46,834
‪多么出人意料的反转

579
00:25:46,834 --> 00:25:49,626
‪这是节目的一部分 这是我计划的

580
00:25:49,626 --> 00:25:51,043
‪克里夫亨格

581
00:25:51,043 --> 00:25:52,751
‪祝大家圣诞快乐

582
00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:55,209
‪祝大家晚安

583
00:25:58,376 --> 00:26:00,584
‪(未完待续...)

584
00:26:00,584 --> 00:26:03,584
‪(纪念迈克卡马里洛和乔纳森芬米)

585
00:26:37,168 --> 00:26:40,584
‪薰色的笑脸猫 去找份工作

586
00:26:40,584 --> 00:26:44,584
‪房屋所有权很时髦 贷个款吧

587
00:26:44,584 --> 00:26:47,168
‪我们是时髦橘子乐队!

588
00:26:47,168 --> 00:26:48,584
‪抛弃城市

589
00:26:48,584 --> 00:26:50,584
‪性爱是为了生育

590
00:26:50,584 --> 00:26:52,376
‪抛弃城市

591
00:26:52,376 --> 00:26:54,584
‪爱的选择

592
00:26:54,584 --> 00:26:56,584
{\an8}‪大家都举起手来

593
00:26:56,584 --> 00:26:58,584
{\an8}‪爱的选择

594
00:26:59,168 --> 00:27:00,584
{\an8}‪大家都站起来

595
00:27:00,584 --> 00:27:02,584
{\an8}‪为了爱的选择

596
00:27:02,584 --> 00:27:04,584
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