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- [narrator] Previously on Mulligan
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[Matty] No, I do that.
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Previously on Mulligan...
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[lasers zapping]
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Sir, we gotta get you out of here!
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- Oh, thank God.
- [loud thud]
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This way, President Chadman!
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[in alien language] 400 skorplons
for vent covers?
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Come on, Axatrax!
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[in English] My English isn't great,
but diarrhea throat explosion!
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I do solemnly swear
to kick ass as president
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till death do I stop.
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[crowd cheering]
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[clicks]
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[hisses]
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Drinkable tap water!
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[all] Yay!
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No more Dasani!
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- [Simon gasps]
- Meadowlark Lemon?
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[grunting] Guys,
we're not calling it "Chimptopia."
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[screeching] Point of order!
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[in English] Let me explain.
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President Brad Chadman may be alive
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in there.
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[all gasp]
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[theme music playing]
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{\an8}Well, this here's
the secret alien-proof bunker
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{\an8}that Jimmy Carter built
after watching Close Encounters
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{\an8}with a couple of wines in him.
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{\an8}Oh, LaMarr. What's up, buddy?
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{\an8}Sorry, I didn't recognize you
outside the office.
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{\an8}Bradford Chadman might be alive,
and you're just telling us now?
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I just learned about the bunker, Doctor,
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thanks to the president's book of secrets.
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- It's real?
- It's real!
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- I knew it!
- Come on!
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Last time I saw President Chadman,
he made no mention of a secret bunker.
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No mention at all.
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[humans screaming]
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Mr. President, we got about
as much time to waste here
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as a pill bug
what rolled under a rocking chair,
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so I will cut with my verbal saber
directly to the metaphorical quick.
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What, I say what is the plan?
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Oh yeah, the, uh... [clears throat]
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The cabinet and I
are all headed down to the Situation Room.
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We'll... We'll be safe there.
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It is gonna be crowded,
but I'll bring Old Lappy.
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Uh-huh. Great. Yeah, see you down there.
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- [rumbling]
- [Chadman coughs]
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I assumed that they'd been vapo-morized,
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but it turns out Chadman and his cabinet
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might be behind this rootin' tootin' door.
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So what are we waiting for?
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Oh, are you sure
you've thought this through, sir?
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I know I haven't.
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See, we already have a president,
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but if Chadman comes out of there...
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Then he'd be president,
and I'd be an ex-president. Ah!
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I don't wanna build a library! I won't!
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Seriously? Farrah, stand up to them.
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Wait, so the choice is between
Matty and Brad Chadman?
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{\an8}Which is why I'm proposing
a system of handmaids
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{\an8}to support our nation's hardworking wives.
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I mean, didn't we say we were only
gonna keep the good stuff?
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'Cause that guy is "the bad stuff."
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He called the Dalai Lama the N-word.
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And he was mean to people
who thought they were his friend.
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I would actually
rather have Matty as president.
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What do you mean "actually"?
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Chadman did lose the popular vote
by 160 million votes,
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but Matty was just elected
by people clapping.
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- And going "woo."
- [Dr. Braun] Mmm.
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Well, well, well,
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as I live, technically,
and breathe, sometimes,
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this is a conundrum.
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No, a whole bushel of conundra.
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Mr. President, what do you think?
Should you stay president?
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Well, we know how that plays out.
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But let the record show
I said maybe we shouldn't commit treason
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and leave our duly-elected president
to rot in a hole.
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[whooshing]
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Take one for the team, Mulligan.
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[mascot] Bunt, cocksucka!
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Where's the crapper?
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Letting him out is the right thing to do
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for the team.
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- [dramatic music playing]
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[grunts]
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- Come on.
- I believe it's "pull."
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Obviously, I was stretching!
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[grunts]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[dramatic music plays]
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You are now behind the paywall.
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Get it?
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No. But I do have water in my ear.
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Instead of you biking around
shouting the news,
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people will come to us
for exclusive content,
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like our Page 3 girl.
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First look's free!
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But if people are gonna give us
their hard-earned gizmos,
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thingamabobs, and dinglehoppers,
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we need more.
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So we've gotta jump
on King Jeremy's hot tip.
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[Grimes] That's what she said! I'm her!
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Go talk to the first couple,
and see what you can sniff out.
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Okay, bye.
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Why are you taking that?
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You know we can't develop pictures, man.
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Not with that attitude, we can't.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Huh, I guess President Chadman
never even made it to the bunker.
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- [thuds]
- [panting]
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[dramatic sting]
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Sweet and sour Jesus!
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[wails]
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Holy crap, is that the president?
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He looks good with a beard.
Should I grow a beard? [yelps]
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Die, aliens!
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- No, no, no, we're humans!
- [Dr. Braun] Humans!
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- [both grunt]
- [yells]
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Dude, we're here to rescue you.
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Oh.
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Oh, thank God.
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I thought the aliens
had come to finish me off.
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That's what she said.
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And LaMarr, you survived.
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Yes, sir, it's me.
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But where, may I ask, is your cabinet?
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[ethereal music playing]
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- [squelch]
- [yelps]
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A bug. They're in the bunker.
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You haven't slept in days, Mr. President.
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Maybe take a nap,
and let us hold the nuclear football.
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Why? So you can use
our own nukes against us?
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You're one of them.
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They stole your skin to trick me.
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No, no, no, no, there's no aliens here.
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You're safe. We've got food and water.
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[woman] Even Halloween costumes.
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Look, I'm A Bug's Life. [chuckles]
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- Jesus, Carol.
- [Chadman yells]
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[Chadman panting] No, no, no, no!
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- [man] No!
- [screams]
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They're dead.
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The aliens got them,
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but I got the aliens.
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What a tragedy.
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I'm smiling about a joke I heard earlier.
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So you don't have a vice president?
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Let's get you home, Mr. President.
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Has someone been working out?
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- [Matty scoffs]
- Wow, you actually opened the door.
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To quote me when I briefly taught
at a public high school...
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Yo, yo, yo, George Washington be all,
"Peace out, homies."
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What are you doing? Stay back!
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I know that wasn't easy,
but you did good back there.
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- That's what she said.
- Sure.
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- [dramatic music playing]
- [dogs barking]
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[scoffs] Ah, they must've seen a bunny.
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Banjo, Willie, Pipit, Myrna, heel!
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Bad limo.
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[dogs continue barking]
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So they made you president, huh?
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Cause I saved Earth.
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I'm good at throwing,
and there was a vent.
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Well, that makes sense.
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It sure seemed like we were just about
to win when I went in the bunker.
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Uh-huh. Huh. Okay.
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[Matty] Uh...
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Finally. I hope you got something good.
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I've been stuck running
lame celebrity news.
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So that was the first time I tried sushi
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and last.
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Well, what's going on at the White House?
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An affair? Someone's gay?
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Everyone's gay?
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Nobody's gay?
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Which would be weird these days.
There's a spectrum.
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Oh, I know.
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And I went and talked to the first couple,
like you said.
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Oh, sorry, Matty's not here.
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Okay, bye!
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[Lucy] Bye!
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So there's no story, 'cause she said
the president and everybody is missing,
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and no one even knows where they are.
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Okay, bye!
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[groans] You dum-dum, that's the story.
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Where are you pointing? At that rock?
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Is that rock the story?
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Let's go, babe.
I'm not paying for this crap.
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But don't you wanna hear stories
about the making of the movie UHF?
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Fran Drescher was
a consummate professional.
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I want my old life back.
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I want a house
with way more bathrooms than bedrooms.
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Like, way more.
Think of a number and double it.
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Four bathrooms?
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Go bring me something
people will pay for. [grunts]
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[dramatic music plays]
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Well, shoot, the place looks great.
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The White House,
the human faces and bodies, everything.
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I did my best to hold down the fort.
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I put my knee square on its back,
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and I said,
"You stay right where you are, fort."
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You know what I wish I'd done more
when I had the chance, Cartwright?
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Tugged on that face of yours.
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Well, be my guest, sir.
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I am here to serve,
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and you are in need
of a vice president, so...
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Sure! It's all yours.
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You took my axe,
so what choice do I have, right?
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[laughing hysterically]
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[laughs]
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Oh, that's funny. I... Well, I... [chuckles]
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Farrah, am I not First Lady anymore?
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Yeah, but don't worry,
you still look like... that.
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You'll be fine.
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No, I mean, I was worried
people would be mad at me
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if I wasn't, you know, America's Mommy.
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Is that what you think First--
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But now it's not up to me.
I can't be First Lady.
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So I guess I can go be queen.
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Oh my God, so this worked out for you too.
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You're like a hot, grown-up
Baby's Day Out.
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1994.
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I can't wait to see the dress
the mice and birds
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make for your wedding to King J--
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♪ And we sing the loud song
'Cause it's loud singing time! ♪
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♪ It starts out loud
And it just gets louder! ♪
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- ♪ This is the singing loudly song! ♪
- ♪ This is the singing loudly song! ♪
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Hey, so do you guys think maybe something
is kind of off about this Chadman dude?
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Your face is so realistic.
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Why, thank you.
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Maybe we shouldn't, you know,
rush to make him president again.
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Hey, I don't like the guy.
I voted for the Green Party candidate.
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- Mmm, brave.
- So brave.
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But someone said letting him out
was the right thing to do.
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Yeah, let it go.
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I know you like all the perks,
having a roof and your own plane--
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Oh, I go to Air Force One to poop.
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I call it Air Force Two. It's pretty full.
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But this is the best thing for everyone.
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Is wittle Matty's footsies
getting coldsies?
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Did he lose his socksies
'cause he's a naughty kitty?
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I just think
that Chadman guy's being weird.
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You know,
like how that Yankovic guy used to be?
248
00:09:27,709 --> 00:09:30,334
No, President Chadman is simply a new man.
249
00:09:30,334 --> 00:09:33,251
He appreciates what
we did for this country.
250
00:09:33,251 --> 00:09:36,709
So now it's time to put on our lederhosen,
stand on the stairs and salute,
251
00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:38,334
'cause Daddy's home.
252
00:09:38,334 --> 00:09:40,251
Don't you mess this up, son.
253
00:09:40,251 --> 00:09:41,876
- [Matty groans]
- [dramatic music plays]
254
00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:47,001
Mr. Barry, I'm so glad you're here.
255
00:09:47,001 --> 00:09:49,251
Enough small talk! Where is everybody?
256
00:09:49,251 --> 00:09:50,376
Including you!
257
00:09:50,376 --> 00:09:52,543
Oh, I'm right here. We all are.
258
00:09:52,543 --> 00:09:54,209
Oh, great! Okay, bye!
259
00:09:54,209 --> 00:09:55,959
Oh, not so fast there, Vance.
260
00:09:55,959 --> 00:09:59,334
Okay.
261
00:09:59,334 --> 00:10:02,209
I have an exclusive scoop for you.
262
00:10:02,209 --> 00:10:05,334
President Chadman is alive.
263
00:10:05,334 --> 00:10:06,918
Holy moly!
264
00:10:06,918 --> 00:10:11,251
The important thing is that I
will be continuing on as vice president.
265
00:10:11,251 --> 00:10:13,334
Folks need to know
the real president is back in the saddle,
266
00:10:13,334 --> 00:10:16,501
but that I'm right next to him
on my own horse
267
00:10:16,501 --> 00:10:19,834
named, um, oh, I don't know,
just off the top my head,
268
00:10:19,834 --> 00:10:21,043
Fire Dancer.
269
00:10:21,043 --> 00:10:22,043
She sounds tall.
270
00:10:22,043 --> 00:10:24,293
But how do I know Chadman's really alive?
271
00:10:24,293 --> 00:10:26,584
I am a constant victim of elder scams.
272
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,376
How'd you like a picture?
273
00:10:29,043 --> 00:10:30,584
- Mr. President.
- [Chadman] Huh?
274
00:10:30,584 --> 00:10:31,959
Oh, well...
275
00:10:31,959 --> 00:10:32,918
Cheese!
276
00:10:32,918 --> 00:10:33,918
[yelps] Oh dear!
277
00:10:33,918 --> 00:10:35,793
Oh, it was just a camera. [chuckles]
278
00:10:35,793 --> 00:10:36,918
Of course. [clears throat]
279
00:10:36,918 --> 00:10:37,834
I'm from news!
280
00:10:37,834 --> 00:10:40,834
I know.
You've got the bike helmet and everything.
281
00:10:40,834 --> 00:10:42,001
Very human.
282
00:10:42,001 --> 00:10:43,209
Oh. [yawns] Excuse me.
283
00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:46,334
Boy, I forgot how exhausting
these press scrums can be.
284
00:10:46,334 --> 00:10:47,918
I think I'll take a nap.
285
00:10:47,918 --> 00:10:52,084
And as you both know,
humans like to be alone for sleep.
286
00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,209
And how!
287
00:10:53,793 --> 00:10:55,834
- [Vance chuckles]
- Oh, I beg to differ.
288
00:10:55,834 --> 00:10:59,376
I can't sleep a wink without Mama
staring at me from her rocking chair.
289
00:10:59,376 --> 00:11:01,751
Just staring and knittin' baby clothes.
290
00:11:02,751 --> 00:11:04,293
[Vance] Now, what is that combination?
291
00:11:04,293 --> 00:11:06,834
I know it had a zero or a six in it.
292
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,626
Something with curves.
293
00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:11,418
Those bugs messed
with the wrong president.
294
00:11:11,418 --> 00:11:12,418
This one!
295
00:11:13,168 --> 00:11:14,626
Oh, dear God.
296
00:11:14,626 --> 00:11:15,876
[TOD-209] Hmm?
297
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:19,834
So this is what those monsters did
with all the real humans.
298
00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:21,959
Are there others like you?
299
00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:23,459
[dramatic music playing]
300
00:11:23,459 --> 00:11:26,334
{\an8}[electronic whirring]
301
00:11:26,334 --> 00:11:27,668
{\an8}[mechanical whirring]
302
00:11:29,668 --> 00:11:31,751
[TOD-209] There were others.
303
00:11:31,751 --> 00:11:34,459
So why the hell
haven't they taken my brain?
304
00:11:34,459 --> 00:11:35,418
What do they want?
305
00:11:35,418 --> 00:11:36,751
Mr. President, hi.
306
00:11:36,751 --> 00:11:39,043
Look, I know you were never
a big fan of science--
307
00:11:39,043 --> 00:11:41,626
No one's worried
about your global warming now.
308
00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:46,168
Right. But I couldn't help but notice
you still had the nuclear football.
309
00:11:46,168 --> 00:11:49,084
The cores of those missiles
could be a power source.
310
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,459
So that's your game, you space witch!
311
00:11:51,459 --> 00:11:54,043
That's what those bunker bugs
wanted too. [grunts]
312
00:11:54,043 --> 00:11:55,709
- [Dr. Braun] Why?
- [Chadman grunts]
313
00:11:56,293 --> 00:11:57,251
[TOD-209] Others.
314
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,376
Oh, hello, Doctor.
315
00:11:59,376 --> 00:12:01,543
What are you doing down there?
316
00:12:02,334 --> 00:12:03,293
Aha!
317
00:12:03,293 --> 00:12:06,293
Zero-zero-zero-one.
318
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,668
I should have gone in order.
319
00:12:07,668 --> 00:12:09,459
It's scoop time, Johnny!
320
00:12:10,126 --> 00:12:12,376
I'm not just trying
to stay president, Simon.
321
00:12:12,376 --> 00:12:14,959
I am telling you,
he grabbed my face weird.
322
00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:15,876
Oh, right.
323
00:12:15,876 --> 00:12:19,168
I forgot about the Eleventieth Amendment
barring facial gratification.
324
00:12:19,168 --> 00:12:20,584
This is pathetic, sir.
325
00:12:20,584 --> 00:12:21,959
[LaMarr] Oh, by the by, sir,
326
00:12:21,959 --> 00:12:26,209
it is customary for an outgoing president
to write the new president a letter.
327
00:12:26,209 --> 00:12:30,668
What? Like one letter
or a bunch of letters forming words?
328
00:12:30,668 --> 00:12:31,959
[dramatic music plays]
329
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,543
Mom, no!
330
00:12:34,043 --> 00:12:37,251
Sorry, that's just my reaction
when I see a lady with a suitcase.
331
00:12:37,251 --> 00:12:38,209
What are you doing?
332
00:12:38,209 --> 00:12:40,793
Um, well, I mean,
we don't live here anymore, right?
333
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,501
Oh, yeah, right.
334
00:12:42,501 --> 00:12:44,668
God, this is just like
that Hallmark movie,
335
00:12:44,668 --> 00:12:47,668
From President to Pauper
with Beau Bridges and Meghan Markle.
336
00:12:47,668 --> 00:12:50,001
Vancouver as D.C.? No, thank you.
337
00:12:50,001 --> 00:12:51,001
You can always tell.
338
00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:53,459
Anyhow, you probably ought to get packing
your own self--
339
00:12:53,459 --> 00:12:57,376
- Suck death, you sons of bug-bitches!
- [guns clicking]
340
00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:01,209
Wow, I'm now very glad
that guy shot the Buchanan chandelier,
341
00:13:01,209 --> 00:13:03,459
- despite its histori-- [grunts]
- [Chadman grunts]
342
00:13:03,459 --> 00:13:04,959
[Chadman straining]
343
00:13:04,959 --> 00:13:06,418
- [Matty yells]
- [Chadman grunts]
344
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:07,959
I'm not afraid of you!
345
00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:10,751
I killed the aliens
who impersonated my cabinet,
346
00:13:10,751 --> 00:13:13,168
and I will kill all of you! [grunts]
347
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,376
- Get off me!
- Great Little Caesar's tiny ghost!
348
00:13:15,376 --> 00:13:16,626
I told you he was crazy.
349
00:13:16,626 --> 00:13:20,043
You don't work at a RadioShack
for three summers and not know crazy.
350
00:13:20,043 --> 00:13:22,459
Okay, he's nuts. This was a mistake.
No one can know he's alive.
351
00:13:22,459 --> 00:13:23,793
Oh, Vance Barry.
352
00:13:23,793 --> 00:13:25,584
Oh, excuse me, one Moesha.
353
00:13:25,584 --> 00:13:28,709
Look at the way he runs.
He's obviously an alien.
354
00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:30,876
All the boys in my county run like this
355
00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:33,209
on account of
our gym teacher was a ostrich.
356
00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:35,626
Mr. Sir, no one here is an alien.
357
00:13:35,626 --> 00:13:37,876
Hey-o! I used the last tea bag...
358
00:13:37,876 --> 00:13:41,001
Oh, I'm sorry. I did not realize
you were having an orgy. Carry on.
359
00:13:41,001 --> 00:13:44,918
- [Chadman screams, straining]
- No, no, no, that alien is our prisoner.
360
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:46,959
Hey, you know what?
361
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,043
That makes sense. I believe you now.
362
00:13:49,043 --> 00:13:51,626
You can let me go and give me my axe back.
363
00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:55,043
[continues straining, grunting]
364
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,834
You've gotta hear this story, Johnny.
365
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:59,209
It's gonna be big.
366
00:13:59,209 --> 00:14:02,251
Is what I'm gonna say to my friend
and business partner, Johnny Zhao.
367
00:14:02,251 --> 00:14:04,168
But not a word until then.
368
00:14:04,168 --> 00:14:07,334
Come on, please.
Just whisper it into my butt.
369
00:14:07,334 --> 00:14:09,209
But your hands are your ears.
370
00:14:09,209 --> 00:14:10,418
You're no fun.
371
00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:13,626
[pants] Mr. Barry, there you are.
372
00:14:13,626 --> 00:14:16,584
The president wants to give you
an exclusive interview,
373
00:14:16,584 --> 00:14:19,834
so just wait here, and he'll be right in.
374
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:20,918
Oh boy!
375
00:14:20,918 --> 00:14:22,043
[menacing music plays]
376
00:14:22,043 --> 00:14:24,501
[LaMarr grunts]
377
00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:27,376
- [groans]
- [continues grunting]
378
00:14:27,376 --> 00:14:28,418
[groans]
379
00:14:28,418 --> 00:14:30,334
[panting]
380
00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:31,501
[squelching]
381
00:14:31,501 --> 00:14:32,418
What are you doing?
382
00:14:32,418 --> 00:14:35,209
Uh, I'm making sure he doesn't have
a paper clip under his tongue
383
00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:37,418
he can spit out
and pick the lock with. Ow!
384
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,918
You taste like bug.
385
00:14:38,918 --> 00:14:40,751
Look who knows what bugs taste like!
386
00:14:40,751 --> 00:14:44,418
President Chadman, I assure you,
we are all human beings here.
387
00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:45,793
Oh yeah? Prove it.
388
00:14:46,501 --> 00:14:48,668
- [scats]
- [Chadman] What?
389
00:14:48,668 --> 00:14:50,376
- Are you human?
- Fine, you dance.
390
00:14:50,376 --> 00:14:52,084
Nobody has to dance!
391
00:14:52,084 --> 00:14:54,251
If you're human, then I am your president,
392
00:14:54,251 --> 00:14:57,376
and I'm ordering you
to let me go and give me an axe.
393
00:14:58,001 --> 00:14:59,501
- That is a catch-22.
- He's got us there.
394
00:14:59,501 --> 00:15:00,959
It's like a brainteaser!
395
00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:03,293
Yeah, I saw
right through you space chodes.
396
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:06,709
That human suit
looks nothing like Hank Scarpaccio.
397
00:15:06,709 --> 00:15:08,376
He was an old Italian guy.
398
00:15:08,376 --> 00:15:10,376
This guy's crazy. Let's shoot him.
399
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:13,168
- We are not assassinating anyone.
- [chuckles]
400
00:15:13,168 --> 00:15:14,084
- Ass-ass.
- Ass-ass.
401
00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:16,501
I mean, sure, he's a little cuckoo,
402
00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:18,209
but he's the president,
403
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:19,918
and I packed already.
404
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:21,918
[whimsical music plays]
405
00:15:23,376 --> 00:15:27,709
I know you're talking about me
with your alien telepathy. Rude.
406
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:30,293
President Chadman,
you've been through a terrible trauma.
407
00:15:30,293 --> 00:15:33,001
And I know you're not Cartwright LaMarr.
408
00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:37,376
There's no way that billion-year-old
scarecrow with a fake heart survived.
409
00:15:37,376 --> 00:15:41,126
And even he wasn't stupid enough
to make that idiot president.
410
00:15:41,126 --> 00:15:42,251
Which idiot? Me idiot?
411
00:15:42,251 --> 00:15:43,959
[TOD-209] Sorry to interrupt.
412
00:15:43,959 --> 00:15:47,251
Are we still doing cake
for Kirsten birthday?
413
00:15:47,251 --> 00:15:49,584
So go ahead and scoop out my brain too.
414
00:15:49,584 --> 00:15:52,543
America doesn't negotiate with terrorists,
415
00:15:52,543 --> 00:15:55,876
unless you have oil,
or you want to, like, buy planes.
416
00:15:55,876 --> 00:15:59,418
[TOD-209] TOD's brain scooped out of what?
417
00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:01,251
[Axatrax] Hello, fellow humans.
418
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:03,751
It is me, the human, Glen.
419
00:16:03,751 --> 00:16:07,126
{\an8}I put that handsome prisoner
in his cell. Wink!
420
00:16:07,126 --> 00:16:08,793
- Not cool, Axatrax.
- Come on, man.
421
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,251
You better just kill me.
422
00:16:10,251 --> 00:16:13,001
'Cause if I ever get out of here,
I'm gonna nuke this whole planet
423
00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:15,251
and piss in your glowing skulls.
424
00:16:15,251 --> 00:16:16,251
[Dr. Braun] Oh my God.
425
00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:17,584
{\an8}- [Matty] Whoa!
- [Axatrax] Yikes.
426
00:16:18,793 --> 00:16:20,543
Okay, I don't want to get nucleared.
427
00:16:20,543 --> 00:16:21,459
It's nuculeared.
428
00:16:21,459 --> 00:16:23,834
But I thought we were all gonna,
like, move on.
429
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:26,793
I think we should kill Chadman.
No one else knows he is alive, right?
430
00:16:26,793 --> 00:16:29,084
Actually, it's a funny story.
431
00:16:29,084 --> 00:16:32,376
♪ We sing the loud song
'Cause it's loud singing time! ♪
432
00:16:32,376 --> 00:16:35,376
♪ It starts out loud
And it just gets louder! ♪
433
00:16:35,376 --> 00:16:36,584
[all groan]
434
00:16:36,584 --> 00:16:39,418
I only told him
'cause he was getting frigid toesies.
435
00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:42,584
He's probably gonna do some Matty thing
and ruin the whole deal.
436
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,584
I was. I was gonna start a fire.
437
00:16:44,584 --> 00:16:46,793
Chadman liked me this time.
438
00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:48,793
He said I could be his vice president.
439
00:16:48,793 --> 00:16:51,126
That's why you told. You weasel!
440
00:16:51,126 --> 00:16:53,334
An animal as cute as it is fearless.
441
00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:56,626
{\an8}But I didn't know
he was loony as a Canadian dollar.
442
00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:58,626
{\an8}So let's kill Vance Barry too.
443
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:01,043
{\an8}I am fine with killing humans, FYI.
444
00:17:01,043 --> 00:17:02,376
We're not killing anyone!
445
00:17:02,376 --> 00:17:04,501
I'd say we should invoke
the 25th Amendment--
446
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:08,293
And then whoever Chadman named
vice president would become president.
447
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:09,584
Let's do that one.
448
00:17:09,584 --> 00:17:12,543
But we can't because the cabinet,
that Chadman chopped into pieces,
449
00:17:12,543 --> 00:17:14,751
would have to deliver a physical letter
to the Speaker of the House,
450
00:17:14,751 --> 00:17:15,709
who melted, and then--
451
00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:17,668
Thousand-tentacled space Jesus!
452
00:17:17,668 --> 00:17:19,459
That is how your government works?
453
00:17:19,459 --> 00:17:20,918
Dagnabbit!
454
00:17:20,918 --> 00:17:22,334
Nab it straight to heck.
455
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:25,959
You should've just left him in that bunker
like we all told you to.
456
00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:28,251
Wait, you let Chadman out?
457
00:17:28,251 --> 00:17:30,959
Yeah. You're always like,
"Do the right thing, Matty."
458
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:32,459
"You're so awesome."
459
00:17:32,459 --> 00:17:35,501
"You should have been the first
one-man team on The Amazing Race."
460
00:17:35,501 --> 00:17:38,751
Even though I wasn't there to make you,
you did the right thing.
461
00:17:39,251 --> 00:17:42,918
Look, we can't just let
President Cuckoo Bird in there nuke us.
462
00:17:42,918 --> 00:17:46,501
DARPA was working on
a Men In Black mind-eraser device,
463
00:17:46,501 --> 00:17:48,834
but it just made Will Smith, like, weird?
464
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:49,793
Wait, why'd you test it on--
465
00:17:49,793 --> 00:17:54,626
I say we leave Mr. Chadman to die
like a Cartwright in a Situation Room.
466
00:17:54,626 --> 00:17:57,876
Let's put that no-account
back in the bunker where we found him,
467
00:17:57,876 --> 00:18:01,293
before our brave, wise,
true president let him out.
468
00:18:01,293 --> 00:18:03,668
- Jesus, you are a piece of work.
- I like this guy. He's a straight shooter.
469
00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:05,709
No, we can't just imprison him.
470
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:08,709
Not without a trial in the House,
followed by a two-thirds vote--
471
00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:10,084
This country is so dumb.
472
00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:15,834
But what if going back in the bunker
was Chadman's idea?
473
00:18:17,043 --> 00:18:18,626
Okay, I've got a plan,
474
00:18:18,626 --> 00:18:20,334
but we gotta shut Vance Barry up,
475
00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:21,668
and we can't kill him.
476
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,251
'Cause of his helmet, yes.
477
00:18:23,251 --> 00:18:26,251
But I might know a way
to kill that story dead.
478
00:18:26,251 --> 00:18:29,168
Farrah, do you still have
Axatrax's old exoskeletons?
479
00:18:29,168 --> 00:18:30,959
{\an8}- They're back at my lab. Why?
- Weirdo.
480
00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:32,334
{\an8}Your arms still grow back, right?
481
00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:33,334
{\an8}Yes, but why would--
482
00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:34,626
No time!
483
00:18:34,626 --> 00:18:36,543
[mechanical whirring]
484
00:18:36,543 --> 00:18:37,876
[clapping]
485
00:18:40,334 --> 00:18:42,584
Congratulations.
486
00:18:42,584 --> 00:18:45,376
We underestimated your human brain.
487
00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:49,709
As you surmised, we are all indeed aliens.
488
00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:51,668
[Matty] Gack-gack-ook!
489
00:18:51,668 --> 00:18:53,001
[Lucy] Skree-googly-skree!
490
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:54,418
That is offensive.
491
00:18:54,418 --> 00:18:56,459
I'll die before I give up our nukes.
492
00:18:56,459 --> 00:18:58,251
[laughs]
493
00:18:58,251 --> 00:19:02,084
- Yes, that's exactly what you'll do.
- [dramatic music playing]
494
00:19:02,084 --> 00:19:04,501
Human robo-slave,
bring our prisoner to the Torture Room
495
00:19:04,501 --> 00:19:08,168
for the brain removaning procedure.
496
00:19:08,168 --> 00:19:10,293
[Matty] Grook-ook-snooky-snook.
497
00:19:10,959 --> 00:19:13,209
[Dr. Braun] Ack- ack-skwa!
498
00:19:13,209 --> 00:19:14,709
[Simon in alien language]
I am learning Cardibean.
499
00:19:14,709 --> 00:19:16,168
Do my verb am correct?
500
00:19:16,918 --> 00:19:19,751
[dramatic music continues]
501
00:19:19,751 --> 00:19:21,834
- [TOD-209 in English] Die, alien.
- [Axatrax yells]
502
00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:24,126
Damn it! That's why he asked.
503
00:19:24,126 --> 00:19:25,043
[Chadman gasps]
504
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:29,751
[TOD-109] TOD instructed
to bring you to resistance.
505
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:32,293
You mean there are other humans
like us out there?
506
00:19:32,293 --> 00:19:34,834
[TOD-209] Yes, humans like us.
507
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:37,209
I was human.
508
00:19:38,918 --> 00:19:40,251
[Axatrax groans]
509
00:19:40,251 --> 00:19:42,001
[chuckles] Look at his little arms.
510
00:19:42,001 --> 00:19:43,709
They're like baby arms.
511
00:19:43,709 --> 00:19:46,751
Ow. Hey. Stop that! Ow! Don't!
512
00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:48,209
Then just move away from him.
513
00:19:49,251 --> 00:19:51,376
- [dramatic music plays]
- [gasps]
514
00:19:52,293 --> 00:19:55,293
Welcome to the human resistance,
Mr. President.
515
00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:57,168
You can call me Buzzsaw.
516
00:19:57,168 --> 00:19:58,501
This is Eight Ball,
517
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,084
that's... Nine Ball,
518
00:20:00,084 --> 00:20:01,751
and this is... Ten Ball.
519
00:20:01,751 --> 00:20:04,084
Thank God, I'm among humans again.
520
00:20:04,084 --> 00:20:06,959
Those skin suits of theirs
were pretty convincing.
521
00:20:06,959 --> 00:20:10,459
Well, if you're worried we're aliens,
cut him open and see.
522
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,251
Mmm, no, no, I don't need to do that.
523
00:20:13,251 --> 00:20:15,001
But it means a lot that you offered.
524
00:20:15,001 --> 00:20:18,293
President, you are too important
to the cause.
525
00:20:18,293 --> 00:20:21,751
We need to keep you safe until we defeat
526
00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:23,084
the aliens?
527
00:20:23,084 --> 00:20:26,168
Sir, do you know any place
that has food and electricity?
528
00:20:26,168 --> 00:20:29,084
Maybe the last place
the aliens would think to look
529
00:20:29,084 --> 00:20:31,959
because maybe
they already looked for you there?
530
00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:33,584
Oh, stupid, aliens.
531
00:20:33,584 --> 00:20:35,709
I know the perfect place.
532
00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:37,376
- [heroic music playing]
- [Matty gasps]
533
00:20:37,376 --> 00:20:39,668
This was here the whole time
534
00:20:39,668 --> 00:20:41,918
in a dumb seed place?
535
00:20:41,918 --> 00:20:43,959
Wha... This?
536
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:45,918
Like, crazy, man.
537
00:20:45,918 --> 00:20:48,876
You okay, Ten Ball?
That's not how you usually talk.
538
00:20:48,876 --> 00:20:50,918
I don't think that's accurate.
539
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:53,209
So you'll come get me
when you've defeated the aliens?
540
00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:55,168
- Sure thing, chief.
- Definitely! Bye!
541
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,334
Boy, if I've learned anything from this,
542
00:21:03,334 --> 00:21:05,459
it's that TOD's got a bunch
of different arm things.
543
00:21:05,459 --> 00:21:06,751
- Well, well, well.
- [Lucy gasps]
544
00:21:06,751 --> 00:21:08,126
- Another snake!
- Stop doing that!
545
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,709
You'll be safe down here, sir.
546
00:21:11,209 --> 00:21:13,084
And the nuclear football?
547
00:21:14,918 --> 00:21:17,293
[Dr. Braun] Ack- ack-skwa!
548
00:21:17,293 --> 00:21:20,959
[Dr. Braun] While TOD distracted Chadman,
we switched the football with Lucy's bag.
549
00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:23,209
- [Matty] My plan! This is Matty!
- [music crescendos]
550
00:21:23,209 --> 00:21:26,418
I don't understand why
I couldn't take my underwear out first.
551
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:27,751
For the weight. Duh.
552
00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:30,793
Well then, all our loose ends are tied.
553
00:21:32,001 --> 00:21:34,709
I killed the story,
thank you very much, you are welcome.
554
00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:36,918
[Zhao] Mm-hmm.
555
00:21:36,918 --> 00:21:39,084
This story's a doozy, folks!
556
00:21:39,084 --> 00:21:41,418
President Chadman is still alive!
557
00:21:41,418 --> 00:21:43,001
That's your big story?
558
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,751
That's the same thing
the nut job out there's been yelling
559
00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:47,043
for the past half-hour!
560
00:21:47,043 --> 00:21:49,834
Hey, President Chadman
is alive, everybody.
561
00:21:49,834 --> 00:21:51,709
Vice President LaMarr told me himself.
562
00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:52,626
What?
563
00:21:52,626 --> 00:21:55,793
I don't know what LaMarr's game is,
but we got played, VB.
564
00:21:55,793 --> 00:21:57,834
I wish there were still managers.
565
00:21:57,834 --> 00:21:59,709
He ruined my paywall.
566
00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,709
Now I'm never gonna get my mansion
567
00:22:01,709 --> 00:22:03,376
or my human chess set
568
00:22:03,376 --> 00:22:04,793
or my human checker set,
569
00:22:04,793 --> 00:22:07,668
which is basically the same,
except they're all short and fat
570
00:22:07,668 --> 00:22:08,584
but good at jumping.
571
00:22:08,584 --> 00:22:11,293
But I can prove Chadman's alive, Johnny.
I got pictures!
572
00:22:11,293 --> 00:22:13,626
Why though? We can't develop them!
573
00:22:13,626 --> 00:22:15,959
Whoa, wait. You got pictures?
574
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,376
[suspenseful music playing]
575
00:22:17,376 --> 00:22:18,709
- [LaMarr sighs]
- [Lucy sighs]
576
00:22:18,709 --> 00:22:21,459
Congratulations on sealing
your rightful leader
577
00:22:21,459 --> 00:22:23,084
in an underground prison.
578
00:22:23,084 --> 00:22:24,418
Very Cardibean of you.
579
00:22:24,418 --> 00:22:26,418
Well, tricking Chadman isn't nearly as bad
580
00:22:26,418 --> 00:22:28,876
as the flat-out treason
this country was founded on.
581
00:22:28,876 --> 00:22:30,918
And he was way crazier than George III.
582
00:22:30,918 --> 00:22:32,418
George Foreman's granddaughter?
583
00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:34,918
I waited on her once. She was nice.
584
00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:38,084
But Chadman was definitely crazy
to say that stuff about you, Matty.
585
00:22:38,084 --> 00:22:41,084
- You're a way better president than him.
- I'll drink to that.
586
00:22:41,084 --> 00:22:43,876
I mean, I was already drinking,
and I would've continued drinking,
587
00:22:43,876 --> 00:22:45,084
but, hey!
588
00:22:45,084 --> 00:22:48,584
Hear, hear.
And now, let's never speak of this again.
589
00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,084
To our little secret.
590
00:22:50,084 --> 00:22:51,334
- Cheers.
- [Axatrax] Hear, hear.
591
00:22:51,334 --> 00:22:52,376
[Simon] Salud.
592
00:22:52,376 --> 00:22:55,168
[TOD-209] TOD drank too much?
593
00:22:55,168 --> 00:22:57,251
This is like
I Know What You Did Last Summer,
594
00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,834
but Lucy's Jennifer Love Hewitt
and Sarah Michelle Gellar,
595
00:22:59,834 --> 00:23:02,293
and I'm Freddie Prinze Jr.
and Ryan Phillippe.
596
00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:03,751
The rest of you are all Galecki.
597
00:23:03,751 --> 00:23:05,334
Axatrax, you're raincoat guy.
598
00:23:05,334 --> 00:23:06,876
[whimsical music plays]
599
00:23:06,876 --> 00:23:08,043
[suspenseful music playing]
600
00:23:08,626 --> 00:23:11,001
I've been developing
my own photos for years.
601
00:23:11,001 --> 00:23:15,376
The deep state at Walgreens would love
to get their hands on the stuff I've got.
602
00:23:16,959 --> 00:23:19,293
Thanks for helping me
use up the roll, guys.
603
00:23:19,293 --> 00:23:20,293
[Zhao grunts]
604
00:23:20,876 --> 00:23:23,084
How are you so bad at this?
605
00:23:23,084 --> 00:23:25,543
What's that? Benghazi at night?
606
00:23:25,543 --> 00:23:27,376
Well, it's supposed
to be President Chadman.
607
00:23:27,376 --> 00:23:30,001
That lens cap and me
do not get along. [chuckles]
608
00:23:30,001 --> 00:23:31,001
[Zhao grunts]
609
00:23:31,668 --> 00:23:32,501
Huh.
610
00:23:33,251 --> 00:23:34,918
Oh hell yeah, player.
611
00:23:34,918 --> 00:23:38,543
But that's from Easter, and the flower
I was taking a picture of is all blurry.
612
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:40,751
But the background isn't.
613
00:23:40,751 --> 00:23:41,834
[dramatic music playing]
614
00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:44,793
Now that's a story.
615
00:23:45,709 --> 00:23:47,626
[whimsical music playing]
616
00:24:41,584 --> 00:24:42,626
[music ends]