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‪葛癩屎,妳在吃靴子嗎?

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‪蠢人,還記得網路嗎?

3
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‪等我一刀切下去

4
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‪就會發現它其實是蛋糕

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‪該死

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‪丹,你看

7
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‪是迎接春天的知更鳥耶

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‪給我吃那隻鳥!

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‪我好餓

10
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‪-蛋糕
‪-狡猾

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‪天啊,我到底睡了多久?

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‪《罩不住總統》

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‪總統先生

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‪看來石油確實是無人能敵

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‪畢竟是恐龍汁

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‪不過我有個問題

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{\an8}‪恐龍和超人打架,誰會贏?

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{\an8}‪廢話,當然是超人

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{\an8}‪除非恐龍的媽媽也叫瑪莎

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{\an8}‪這樣他們就不會打架

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{\an8}‪超人的力量是來自於太陽能

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{\an8}‪你們也可以學他

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‪除非拉瑪副總統不喜歡超人

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‪我絕對不會說超人壞話

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‪更別提我們美麗的太陽了

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‪好喔

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‪我在我的車子殘骸內找到這個

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‪《小哈里康尼克:單純開玩笑?》

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‪標題不重要

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‪重要的是只要有足夠的
‪光碟片、銅線、二極體

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‪我就能製造出太陽能電池

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‪-光碟片是什麼?
‪-這實在有夠無聊

33
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‪妳還剩30秒,然後我就要走了

34
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‪去教那個胖子怎麼丟曲球

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‪那是我兒子

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‪別再說太陽了

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‪真是的,妳乾脆跟太陽結婚好了

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‪總統,我只需要光碟片

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‪購物中心的廢墟下
‪正好埋著一家唱片行

40
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‪這裡還有唱片行?

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‪是醫院經營的

42
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‪讓1980年代昏迷病患
‪清醒時可以慢慢適應

43
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‪如果史卡帕喬的手下能協助我開挖

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‪我就有足夠的光碟

45
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‪接著照你的話來說

46
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‪我就能“做一個冷卻啤酒的動作”

47
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‪我的手下絕對沒問題

48
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‪我也知道光碟是什麼,因為我很老

49
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‪我還知道...《歡樂單身派對》?

50
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‪我自作主張先寫了行政命令

51
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‪-應該在你的桌上
‪-在我這裡,總統

52
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‪等你方便再簽個名就好

53
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‪“方便”的意思是上廁所

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‪當然是要請你先閱讀過再簽

55
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‪我現在還得閱讀?

56
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‪這是怎樣?《寄生上流》嗎?

57
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‪什麼?我不簽

58
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‪妳想得美,博士,妳錯得可離譜了

59
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‪這到底是什麼狀況?

60
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‪我還真以為妳能用超人騙到他

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‪注意

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‪棒球啊,我看過幾百小時的棒球賽

63
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‪研究人類身體機能,為入侵做準備

64
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‪完全浪費我的時間

65
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‪你當初應該要把
‪太空船的通風口加蓋才對

66
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‪我有告訴季諾要蓋啊

67
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‪雇用妹妹的格拉雄就是會發生這種事

68
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‪要是通風口有加蓋,我早回家了

69
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‪非常棒,好了

70
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‪媽咪今天下班了,我們走吧

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‪拜託,別這樣

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‪就因為我不聽妳的蠢主意
‪妳就要搶走我的玩伴?

73
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‪他們是我的孩子,總統

74
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‪我們現在已經知道今天是星期六

75
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‪星期六是我們的家庭日,對吧?

76
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‪對,所以週末探視權歸爸爸

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‪因為妳永遠都在工...

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‪爸爸已經不在了,知道嗎?

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‪他去農場了,爸爸農場

80
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‪他星期六都會帶我們去小朋友聯盟

81
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‪小朋友聯盟,對喔

82
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‪你們隊上的小朋友一定有幾個還活...

83
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‪我是說,今天下午有空

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‪其他人都去農場露營了,參加農場營

85
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‪-我們要打棒球?
‪-錯了,只有“我們”要打

86
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‪其實是練習,因為其他球隊都在...

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‪農場

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‪練習?練習要怎麼贏?

89
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‪可以得到進步的滿足感

90
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‪你在對我講解棒球?

91
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‪我以前效力於海豬隊
‪還因為簽賭被禁賽

92
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‪我來!

93
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‪發財囉

94
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‪我是說,糟糕

95
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‪我來講解棒球給你們聽

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‪只有比賽才能贏

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‪贏家就是要贏

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‪對啊,媽,妳一次都沒看過我們打球

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‪我去看過一次

100
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‪記得我在用筆電
‪結果就被界外球打到嗎?

101
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‪裁判莫名其妙就對我人工呼吸

102
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‪而且我現在就要參加你們的比賽了

103
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‪因為我們要來打比賽

104
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‪-好耶
‪-布太太萬歲

105
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‪可是你們需要對手

106
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‪我去找幾個沒死的小朋友

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‪妳說的這座農場在哪?

108
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‪你也是那種跟蹤我到鞋店

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‪從垃圾桶撿我用過的免洗襪的人嗎?

110
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‪什麼?有那種人?

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‪對

112
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‪露西,這可不是普通垃圾

113
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‪這是歷史的垃圾桶

114
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‪不懂?根據總統檔案法規定

115
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‪所有白宮文件都必須留存

116
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‪不管是總統畫的...

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‪手臂健壯的蛇

118
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‪或是沒簽署的行政命令...

119
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‪天啊,是毒丸計劃

120
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‪別吃下去

121
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‪不是,毒丸計劃的意思是

122
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‪有人變造文件內容來搞破壞

123
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‪“此命令肯認基特超強,洋基隊加油

124
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‪還有,真正的蛤蜊巧達湯是紅的”

125
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‪難怪總統不簽

126
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‪拉瑪先生真狡猾

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‪就跟飛機廁所裡
‪學蜘蛛人黏在天花板的那些男人一樣

128
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‪我們的民主被這種程序陰招搞壞了

129
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‪我真想要...

130
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‪告訴法菈,叫她想想辦法

131
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‪我看到她走了
‪她跟馬帝還有兩個侏儒在一起

132
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‪-是她兒子
‪-他們都有一隻巨手

133
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‪-是棒球手套
‪-馬帝帶著小旗桿

134
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‪-是球棒
‪-誰知道他們還會不會回來

135
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‪所以或許該由你去找拉瑪先生談

136
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‪對質啊,好

137
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‪太棒了,我喜歡

138
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‪拜託別逼我去

139
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‪告訴你一點忤逆別人的訣竅

140
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‪要長得漂亮,加油

141
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‪有人想打棒球嗎?

142
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‪我想,蠢蛋

143
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‪太棒了,球隊一定要有嘴賤小鬼

144
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‪會有零食嗎?我們好幾天沒吃東西了

145
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‪你一定是負責小胖角色

146
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‪等等,超級小矮子呢?或詭異雙胞胎

147
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‪對了,我們還需要小酒鬼

148
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‪我稱之為“孟婆湯”

149
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‪還有剽悍小鬼,在車底當黑手

150
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‪喂,我是沒練腿的大人好嗎?

151
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‪別再羞辱我了

152
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‪不會投球的小宅男

153
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‪那是我永遠不會忘記的夏天...

154
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‪不!憑什麼未來是你幫故事配旁白?

155
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‪你爛透了

156
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‪喂,我也能打嗎?

157
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‪史卡帕喬將軍?

158
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‪慢著,我叫傑森,我還是小孩子

159
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‪你無法分辨我跟軍人老頭?

160
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‪沒事...別這樣,我很上道
‪我有去電影院看《幸福綠皮書》

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‪歡迎入隊,傑森

162
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‪不錯嘛

163
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‪我本來還想找個取男生名字的女生

164
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‪像是“小喬”之類的

165
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‪等她脫掉頭盔
‪對手就會說:“妳是小喬?”

166
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‪不過就政府工作來說
‪這樣的成果也夠好了

167
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‪(副總統辦公室)

168
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‪天啊

169
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‪自從我爹給我一枚銀元
‪把我丟在河上妓院後

170
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‪我就沒看過那麼焦慮的踱步了

171
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‪他說:“這樣就能治好你的戲劇癖”

172
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‪我知道你對行政命令用了毒丸計畫

173
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‪副總統...

174
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‪-先生
‪-原來你是來談公事的

175
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‪請進來我的辦公室

176
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‪希望你別覺得我做了不得體的事

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‪遵照參議院程序是最得體的事

178
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‪簡直得體的不得了

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‪不對,毒丸計畫是費力把事拖

180
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‪我們的民主正是壞在分贓政治

181
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‪抱歉我對你大小聲

182
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‪你們象牙塔菁英
‪根本不知道這種事的實際運作

183
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‪做事是有法門的

184
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‪起頭跟結尾都要靠說客

185
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‪他們是提供我這台火車動力的煤炭

186
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‪沒搞錯吧?

187
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‪世界都變這樣了

188
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‪你還要破壞法菈的太陽能計畫
‪只因為她沒招待你吃高級晚餐?

189
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‪正當管道之所以存在

190
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‪是為了不要讓我們隨便追逐潮流

191
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‪難道你想要最高法院
‪裡面全都是寶可萌嗎?

192
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‪太陽能不只是潮流

193
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‪吉米卡特在1979年時
‪就在白宮安裝太陽能板了

194
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‪就是啊

195
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‪名字叫吉米的成人?這理由就夠蠢了

196
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‪但你不想要電力嗎?

197
00:08:19,043 --> 00:08:21,501
‪當然,要是能打杯冰沙

198
00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,626
‪或幫我的心室輔助器充電也不錯

199
00:08:24,626 --> 00:08:27,084
‪-什麼東西?
‪-差不多就等於電子心臟

200
00:08:27,084 --> 00:08:29,418
‪迪克錢尼必須安裝
‪所以我們全都一起裝

201
00:08:29,418 --> 00:08:30,376
‪電量不足

202
00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:32,834
‪五小時後死亡

203
00:08:32,834 --> 00:08:33,793
‪它說什麼?

204
00:08:33,793 --> 00:08:37,001
‪不會有事啦,只是我得常翻筋斗

205
00:08:37,001 --> 00:08:39,584
‪這個詞是法語
‪所以我都稱之為“自由滾”

206
00:08:39,584 --> 00:08:41,043
‪好讓血液保持循環

207
00:08:42,626 --> 00:08:43,793
‪就像這樣

208
00:08:43,793 --> 00:08:45,293
‪所以你純粹是瘋了

209
00:08:45,293 --> 00:08:47,001
‪這叫講原則

210
00:08:47,001 --> 00:08:50,918
‪我擔任公職60年來,事情都是這麼辦

211
00:08:50,918 --> 00:08:54,001
‪就像派翠克亨利和那個愛熊人士一樣

212
00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:57,043
‪我寧死也不願背叛信仰

213
00:08:58,168 --> 00:08:59,626
‪恕我先失陪

214
00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:03,584
‪我得做點翻滾,讓這雙手有點血色

215
00:09:08,126 --> 00:09:11,626
‪好,打棒球最重要的是什麼?

216
00:09:11,626 --> 00:09:13,834
‪道格教練說是要玩得開心

217
00:09:13,834 --> 00:09:15,168
‪道格教練...

218
00:09:15,168 --> 00:09:16,501
‪塞車來不成了

219
00:09:16,501 --> 00:09:19,834
‪在這種等級,最重要的是不要揮棒

220
00:09:19,834 --> 00:09:21,751
‪你們這種年紀的投手沒準頭

221
00:09:21,751 --> 00:09:24,501
‪只要不揮棒,我們就能直接走向勝利

222
00:09:24,501 --> 00:09:26,293
‪媽,那樣太遜了

223
00:09:26,293 --> 00:09:29,001
‪我只是想說贏球就能讓你們開心

224
00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:30,876
‪你們休想贏

225
00:09:30,876 --> 00:09:32,959
‪被我們烏合之眾的外表嚇到了嗎?

226
00:09:32,959 --> 00:09:34,334
‪因為敗犬隊

227
00:09:34,334 --> 00:09:37,543
‪永遠都會慘電自以為是的有錢小鬼

228
00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:38,918
‪只有電影才這樣演

229
00:09:38,918 --> 00:09:40,918
‪而且有錢人現在已經不存在了

230
00:09:40,918 --> 00:09:42,459
‪那些舊裝備是從哪弄來的?

231
00:09:42,459 --> 00:09:44,126
‪史密森尼古物啊

232
00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,084
‪傑森拿的是泰柯布的手套

233
00:09:46,084 --> 00:09:47,959
‪我在裡面找到這本怪書

234
00:09:48,626 --> 00:09:50,001
‪你叫做傑森?

235
00:09:50,001 --> 00:09:51,126
‪沒錯,法菈

236
00:09:51,626 --> 00:09:54,126
‪我也很會猜名字,我猜對了嗎?

237
00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:56,459
‪完全命中,天啊,快猜我的名字

238
00:09:56,459 --> 00:09:58,418
‪到底可以開打了沒,爸?

239
00:09:58,418 --> 00:09:59,668
‪我是媽

240
00:09:59,668 --> 00:10:00,834
‪不過當然沒問題

241
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,626
‪因為打球很有趣,我也很有趣

242
00:10:03,626 --> 00:10:06,918
‪準備被狠狠修理,回家哭著找媽媽吧

243
00:10:07,501 --> 00:10:08,709
‪-天啊
‪-開打

244
00:10:10,626 --> 00:10:12,418
‪十比零,提早結束比賽,我們贏了

245
00:10:12,418 --> 00:10:14,501
‪跟媽媽一起玩很開心吧?

246
00:10:14,501 --> 00:10:16,418
‪什麼?才第一局而已

247
00:10:16,418 --> 00:10:18,501
‪我想繼續打,妳有什麼毛病?

248
00:10:18,501 --> 00:10:19,584
‪我不知道,卡特

249
00:10:19,584 --> 00:10:21,709
‪媽咪不知道自己有什麼問題

250
00:10:21,709 --> 00:10:24,918
‪可能因為我是獨生女
‪又是在大學校園中長大

251
00:10:24,918 --> 00:10:26,834
‪跟成人相處比較自在

252
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,168
‪而且還不能參加生日派對

253
00:10:28,168 --> 00:10:30,084
‪因為我叔叔刺殺隆納雷根失敗後

254
00:10:30,084 --> 00:10:31,334
‪我就不准看電影...

255
00:10:31,334 --> 00:10:32,876
‪夠了,球賽還沒結束

256
00:10:32,876 --> 00:10:35,751
‪很好,我兒子想繼續打
‪所以我也想繼續打

257
00:10:35,751 --> 00:10:36,668
‪我超愛,開打吧

258
00:10:36,668 --> 00:10:40,334
‪很好,因為電影演到這裡
‪敗犬隊就要絕地大反攻了

259
00:10:40,334 --> 00:10:41,501
‪也就是我們

260
00:10:41,501 --> 00:10:44,001
‪你們跟敗犬完全相反

261
00:10:44,001 --> 00:10:46,043
‪你們是勝貓

262
00:10:46,043 --> 00:10:49,293
‪汪!噓!喵!

263
00:10:49,293 --> 00:10:51,126
‪總統先生,你在做什麼?

264
00:10:51,126 --> 00:10:53,709
‪我們是狗,他們是貓
‪我們不喜歡他們

265
00:10:53,709 --> 00:10:56,293
‪我知道效果不佳,但不要只會挑毛病

266
00:10:56,293 --> 00:10:57,376
‪要提出解決方案

267
00:10:57,376 --> 00:11:00,043
‪拉瑪先生打算讓自己死掉?

268
00:11:00,043 --> 00:11:01,584
‪我去了國家資料庫...

269
00:11:01,584 --> 00:11:04,501
‪你一定無聊得發慌,要我跳支舞嗎?

270
00:11:06,168 --> 00:11:07,668
‪先不用

271
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:11,376
‪我調出拉瑪的檔案
‪想在他身上找出能訴諸的人性

272
00:11:11,376 --> 00:11:13,793
‪但他一直都是這個樣子

273
00:11:14,418 --> 00:11:16,126
‪你們都以為我輸了

274
00:11:16,626 --> 00:11:19,959
‪但我絕對不會屈服

275
00:11:20,459 --> 00:11:21,293
‪我會堅持到...

276
00:11:22,168 --> 00:11:25,168
‪每間幼稚園都有香菸販賣機為止

277
00:11:27,959 --> 00:11:31,834
‪所以我們或許也是可以放寬心

278
00:11:32,543 --> 00:11:33,501
‪就讓他死吧

279
00:11:33,501 --> 00:11:35,793
‪我們不能隨便讓人死

280
00:11:35,793 --> 00:11:37,126
‪你沒看過《聖經》嗎?

281
00:11:37,126 --> 00:11:39,501
‪妳不明白,拉瑪永遠不會改變

282
00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:40,876
‪他只是因循守舊而已

283
00:11:40,876 --> 00:11:43,209
‪我有個志業就是要讓老人識字

284
00:11:43,209 --> 00:11:45,126
‪所以我知道老人有多頑固

285
00:11:45,126 --> 00:11:46,501
‪這個字是“車”

286
00:11:46,501 --> 00:11:47,709
{\an8}‪你可以說一遍嗎?

287
00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:49,959
‪我擔任過布亨瓦德集中營的警衛

288
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:54,543
‪我得向妳自白我的罪,才能上天堂

289
00:11:55,751 --> 00:11:56,876
‪車

290
00:11:56,876 --> 00:11:58,584
‪露西,拉瑪是不會聽我們的

291
00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:01,334
‪他只會聽說客的話
‪而說客已經一個都不剩了

292
00:12:01,918 --> 00:12:03,543
‪並沒有

293
00:12:04,168 --> 00:12:05,543
‪說客是什麼?

294
00:12:09,043 --> 00:12:11,834
‪這是怎麼回事?我們應該要反攻了啊

295
00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:13,251
‪這不是電影,總統

296
00:12:13,251 --> 00:12:15,668
‪對啦,我敢說你媽一定有演過電影

297
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,834
‪確實有,她叫珍妮佛嘉納

298
00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:19,084
‪我是奧利佛艾佛列克

299
00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:23,584
‪你的血已經凝固了,很好

300
00:12:23,584 --> 00:12:26,376
‪除非你有血友病
‪那樣的話你會失血過多

301
00:12:27,334 --> 00:12:29,918
‪這句話沒必要說,我是在開玩笑啦

302
00:12:30,418 --> 00:12:32,084
‪你的膝蓋只是要去農場罷了

303
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,543
‪別再說農場了,我知道那是什麼意思

304
00:12:34,543 --> 00:12:37,043
‪也知道妳實驗室裡的兔子有什麼下場

305
00:12:38,209 --> 00:12:39,293
‪沒有那回事啦

306
00:12:45,918 --> 00:12:46,959
‪我們到底缺了什麼?

307
00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:48,834
‪我們有一堆邊緣人小朋友

308
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:51,376
‪以及對勝負十分看重的教練

309
00:12:51,376 --> 00:12:54,334
‪還有給予我們建議的場地管理員

310
00:12:54,334 --> 00:12:56,751
‪我不是場地管理員

311
00:12:56,751 --> 00:12:58,626
‪這把鐵鍬是我贏來的

312
00:12:58,626 --> 00:13:00,584
‪好了,繼續說建議吧

313
00:13:00,584 --> 00:13:02,418
‪在爭奪鐵鍬的時候

314
00:13:02,418 --> 00:13:05,709
‪把對手推到火堆裡最有用

315
00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:12,543
‪我知道我們缺什麼了

316
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:15,459
‪會打棒球的小朋友

317
00:13:15,459 --> 00:13:19,584
‪我們需要我們的老爹來打敗綠怪物

318
00:13:20,459 --> 00:13:22,459
‪綠怪物

319
00:13:22,459 --> 00:13:23,626
‪喂,書呆子

320
00:13:23,626 --> 00:13:26,251
‪是書呆仔,我是法國人

321
00:13:26,251 --> 00:13:28,751
‪我要你幫我拖延時間
‪假裝癲癇發作之類的

322
00:13:28,751 --> 00:13:31,126
‪原版的《帶我去看棒球賽》

323
00:13:31,126 --> 00:13:33,709
‪有16句仇外歌詞

324
00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:35,418
‪好,第七局中場休息

325
00:13:37,501 --> 00:13:39,959
‪參議院說客登記表

326
00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:42,209
‪真是讓我大吃一驚

327
00:13:42,209 --> 00:13:43,626
‪不過其實只吃一點而已

328
00:13:43,626 --> 00:13:46,543
‪我們是代表太陽能業的朋友來的

329
00:13:47,376 --> 00:13:51,293
‪我很欣賞你對正當程序新產生的敬意

330
00:13:51,293 --> 00:13:52,626
‪但請給我一個好理由

331
00:13:52,626 --> 00:13:57,084
‪我為何不該叫祕書送客?
‪雖然他已經擅自死掉了

332
00:13:57,084 --> 00:13:59,168
‪我給你一千個理由如何?

333
00:13:59,168 --> 00:14:01,418
‪這是給你的超級整形會獻金

334
00:14:01,418 --> 00:14:02,334
‪是超級政行會

335
00:14:02,334 --> 00:14:05,626
‪我當然會將這筆慷慨的捐獻

336
00:14:05,626 --> 00:14:08,459
‪呈報給聯邦選舉委員會諸公知道

337
00:14:08,459 --> 00:14:11,626
‪我在布朗博士的行政命令裡
‪插入了幾句話

338
00:14:11,626 --> 00:14:13,834
‪先別著急

339
00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:16,668
‪卡萊拉瑪沒那麼容易就上鉤

340
00:14:16,668 --> 00:14:19,209
‪先請吃晚餐

341
00:14:20,751 --> 00:14:22,209
‪我叫你們先...

342
00:14:22,793 --> 00:14:23,876
‪請吃...

343
00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:25,501
‪晚餐

344
00:14:27,751 --> 00:14:29,959
‪“我是地球美國總統

345
00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:34,584
‪我為了登上月球很自豪
‪因為那裡非常遙遠

346
00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:35,501
‪找到你了

347
00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:37,793
‪小艾,你真的很瞭解棒球嗎?

348
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:41,376
‪沒錯,我還看了《熱舞17》學跳舞

349
00:14:41,376 --> 00:14:42,293
‪把我抬起來

350
00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:46,626
‪好,那你幾歲?

351
00:14:46,626 --> 00:14:49,209
‪我想仿效《神蟲也瘋狂》

352
00:14:49,709 --> 00:14:52,501
‪那傢伙宿醉超嚴重

353
00:14:52,501 --> 00:14:55,709
‪竟然在SB106法案投了“同意”

354
00:14:59,501 --> 00:15:00,626
‪真有意思,副總統

355
00:15:00,626 --> 00:15:03,584
‪用聽的就能知道每個人的種族耶

356
00:15:03,584 --> 00:15:05,584
‪電量剩3%

357
00:15:05,584 --> 00:15:07,084
‪心率為每分鐘七下

358
00:15:07,084 --> 00:15:08,584
‪好了,午餐也吃過了

359
00:15:08,584 --> 00:15:10,459
‪現在可以叫馬帝簽名了嗎?

360
00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:14,876
‪蘇旺小姐,我有提過
‪我小時候對戲劇的喜愛嗎?

361
00:15:14,876 --> 00:15:17,084
‪我很喜歡看戲

362
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,543
‪我們真的有時間...

363
00:15:20,543 --> 00:15:22,626
‪我也很堅持原則

364
00:15:22,626 --> 00:15:25,209
‪讓我在九泉之下也開心

365
00:15:25,209 --> 00:15:26,918
‪我們去看戲吧

366
00:15:26,918 --> 00:15:28,334
‪我去結帳

367
00:15:32,668 --> 00:15:35,168
‪羅斯福總統,感謝你的幫忙

368
00:15:37,459 --> 00:15:39,501
‪你說得沒錯

369
00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:41,876
‪該回紐約找我的安妮了

370
00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:50,293
‪太精彩了

371
00:15:51,168 --> 00:15:54,334
‪西班牙人...

372
00:15:54,334 --> 00:15:56,418
‪好了,換投手

373
00:15:56,418 --> 00:15:58,334
‪先別急著抱怨說

374
00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:01,459
‪“我是科學家
‪我全身上下最有個性的是這副眼鏡

375
00:16:01,459 --> 00:16:05,584
‪而且艾克斯崔已經340歲
‪所以不能打小朋友聯盟”

376
00:16:05,584 --> 00:16:06,918
‪再說一次你剛才跟我說的

377
00:16:06,918 --> 00:16:08,209
‪你刷牙要刷久一點

378
00:16:08,209 --> 00:16:09,459
‪跟你的爛星球有關的啦

379
00:16:09,459 --> 00:16:13,293
‪地球每過120年
‪卡蒂B才會繞太陽一周

380
00:16:13,293 --> 00:16:14,876
‪所以我嚴格來說只有三歲

381
00:16:14,876 --> 00:16:19,168
‪你們這些有錢小孩
‪就要被三歲小鬼修理了

382
00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:32,626
‪打破玻璃音效

383
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:42,334
‪真正的團隊合作

384
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,459
‪啪嗒

385
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:49,876
‪你在幹嘛?而且我怎麼沒早點阻止?

386
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,251
‪我在完美演繹打棒球啊

387
00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:53,793
‪我看的影片資料裡面就是這樣打的

388
00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:55,709
‪《超搞笑棒球花絮》

389
00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:57,334
‪我連音效都模仿了

390
00:16:57,334 --> 00:16:59,584
‪花絮是出錯的部分,笨蛋

391
00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:01,459
‪你沒有一處做得好

392
00:17:01,459 --> 00:17:03,793
‪在我的語言裡
‪“花絮”是“精華”的意思

393
00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,501
‪有本雜誌就叫《兒童花絮》

394
00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:07,209
‪是《兒童精華》

395
00:17:07,209 --> 00:17:10,293
‪你怎麼會認為我們的用詞會一樣?

396
00:17:10,293 --> 00:17:11,918
‪我真的好痛喔

397
00:17:12,418 --> 00:17:14,626
‪這個座位還真棒

398
00:17:14,626 --> 00:17:17,584
‪都能看到那些小男生的怪異小鬍鬚了

399
00:17:17,584 --> 00:17:20,251
‪你是因為有太陽才看得到的

400
00:17:20,251 --> 00:17:21,918
‪說到太陽...

401
00:17:21,918 --> 00:17:23,959
‪對,我想多瞭解

402
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,251
‪太陽對我和選民能有什麼幫助

403
00:17:26,251 --> 00:17:28,918
‪或許能去巴哈馬來趟學習之旅...

404
00:17:28,918 --> 00:17:30,918
‪電量剩2%

405
00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:32,543
‪啟動禿鷹信標

406
00:17:32,543 --> 00:17:36,876
‪天啊,副總統
‪馬帝就在那邊,快叫他簽命令

407
00:17:36,876 --> 00:17:39,626
‪我不知道你以為是在對誰說話

408
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,751
‪但卡萊拉瑪可不是牆頭草

409
00:17:41,751 --> 00:17:43,418
‪不會隨便兩邊倒

410
00:17:43,418 --> 00:17:47,418
‪石油業的朋友
‪在我身上投資了很多時間和金錢

411
00:17:47,418 --> 00:17:49,293
‪你們只投資了一個下午

412
00:17:49,293 --> 00:17:52,751
‪石油業已經不存在了
‪現在一切都已經不同了

413
00:17:52,751 --> 00:17:54,876
‪我也已經忍無可忍

414
00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:56,918
‪就算在外星入侵之前

415
00:17:56,918 --> 00:17:58,626
‪《傑佛遜一家》、女博士

416
00:17:58,626 --> 00:18:00,793
‪打電話可以選西班牙語音...

417
00:18:00,793 --> 00:18:02,418
‪讓他死好像也無所謂

418
00:18:02,418 --> 00:18:06,209
‪現在你們還要我支持太陽能?

419
00:18:06,209 --> 00:18:09,418
‪你們恐怕要更有說服力才辦得到

420
00:18:09,418 --> 00:18:12,376
‪你們得徹底說服我

421
00:18:12,376 --> 00:18:13,626
‪那又是什麼鬼意思?

422
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,209
‪我好討厭大吼大叫

423
00:18:15,209 --> 00:18:17,251
‪你得讓我別無選擇

424
00:18:17,251 --> 00:18:19,626
‪像是步槍協會在我的食物裡下毒

425
00:18:19,626 --> 00:18:23,251
‪除非我投票讓狗擁槍
‪不然就不給我解藥

426
00:18:23,251 --> 00:18:25,501
‪你要我們勒索你?

427
00:18:25,501 --> 00:18:27,918
‪時間不多了,朋友們

428
00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:33,751
‪希望我們也有搞笑蟲當吉祥物

429
00:18:33,751 --> 00:18:35,418
‪我媽好遜

430
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:38,209
‪真期待我爸從農場來探望我們

431
00:18:40,459 --> 00:18:41,501
‪我告訴你

432
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:45,043
‪我們已經大勝你們三次了
‪時間也不早了,比賽結束

433
00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:48,418
‪不行,要等我們反攻才能結束

434
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:51,584
‪拜託,放下吧,不過是場棒球賽而已

435
00:18:51,584 --> 00:18:53,918
‪這不只是為了棒球!

436
00:18:55,584 --> 00:18:58,209
‪看來我的任務已經達成了

437
00:18:58,209 --> 00:19:00,668
‪怎麼說?我的問題完全沒解決

438
00:19:00,668 --> 00:19:02,918
‪我才正要暴怒閃人而已

439
00:19:02,918 --> 00:19:04,584
‪我要漸漸退場

440
00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:14,001
‪在這邊鬧鬼作祟一定會很開心

441
00:19:14,001 --> 00:19:17,334
‪我要一開始裝正常,然後突然...

442
00:19:19,126 --> 00:19:20,668
‪哎唷...

443
00:19:20,668 --> 00:19:22,834
‪再多送你們一次帶回家:哎唷

444
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:24,084
‪你們打算出什麼招?

445
00:19:24,084 --> 00:19:26,459
‪要誣陷我殺人嗎?

446
00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:28,709
‪第一夫人已經打扮成伴遊的樣子了

447
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,918
‪這是高級洋裝好嗎?
‪是連鎖酒店的名牌貨耶

448
00:19:31,918 --> 00:19:35,376
‪我們不會跟你同流合汙,副總統

449
00:19:35,376 --> 00:19:38,293
‪因為我之前從資料庫調出了這個

450
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:41,959
‪恭喜,你們發現我在1980年有投票

451
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:44,918
‪不對,我們是發現你有一枚心情戒指

452
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:47,043
‪沒錯,70年代的步調還很慢

453
00:19:47,043 --> 00:19:50,001
‪我還有起司鍋咧,抓我啊

454
00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:51,584
‪但為什麼是琥珀色?

455
00:19:51,584 --> 00:19:54,376
‪你的臉在笑,但戒指卻是兩樣情

456
00:19:55,584 --> 00:20:01,501
‪隆納雷根贏了44州的這天
‪卡萊拉瑪怎麼會覺得難過?

457
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,959
‪說不定是因為

458
00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:04,959
‪你投給了民主黨?

459
00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:07,751
‪我當然是投給了卡特

460
00:20:07,751 --> 00:20:09,543
‪他是南方人,當過海軍

461
00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:11,626
‪而且他種的花生超好吃

462
00:20:11,626 --> 00:20:15,834
‪隆納雷根是好萊塢演員、工會會長
‪而且還是失婚男子

463
00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:17,918
‪很抱歉,雷根

464
00:20:17,918 --> 00:20:19,959
‪幸好我看到了我的錯誤

465
00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:22,626
‪謝天謝地你已經走了
‪不用看到這一切

466
00:20:22,626 --> 00:20:25,459
‪不過我的朋友文斯巴瑞...

467
00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:27,501
‪我們是朋友?太爽啦

468
00:20:27,501 --> 00:20:30,084
‪...一定會對這張照片很有興趣

469
00:20:32,293 --> 00:20:33,668
‪幹得好

470
00:20:34,876 --> 00:20:38,959
‪我想要用正常速度拍手
‪但我的腦子沒有足夠的氧氣

471
00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:44,334
‪好,你已經被徹底說服了
‪現在會支持太陽能了嗎?

472
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:46,293
‪我也只能支持了

473
00:20:46,293 --> 00:20:48,543
‪你們讓我別無選擇

474
00:20:48,543 --> 00:20:49,459
‪終於啊

475
00:20:49,459 --> 00:20:50,959
‪我們去叫馬帝簽名,以免你...

476
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,126
‪沒那個必要

477
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,459
‪(卡特太陽能板)

478
00:20:55,459 --> 00:20:57,418
‪這些從頭到尾都在這裡?

479
00:20:57,418 --> 00:21:00,876
‪我幫雷根先生拆下來後
‪就把它們放在這裡

480
00:21:01,376 --> 00:21:03,251
‪有我、雷根、艾德米斯

481
00:21:03,251 --> 00:21:04,584
‪當然還有我們的媽咪

482
00:21:04,584 --> 00:21:06,501
‪那是我們對太太的稱呼

483
00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:11,084
‪不過那是在太陽能業
‪表現出愛國心之前的事了

484
00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:14,459
‪而由於改建白宮
‪是在第一夫人的職權範圍內

485
00:21:14,459 --> 00:21:16,418
‪我們不需要總統簽署...

486
00:21:16,418 --> 00:21:18,209
‪電量耗盡

487
00:21:18,209 --> 00:21:19,584
‪即將死亡

488
00:21:19,584 --> 00:21:20,501
‪露西,快點

489
00:21:20,501 --> 00:21:22,543
‪-我是第一夫人,我們要發電
‪-快點

490
00:21:22,543 --> 00:21:25,834
‪我都組成完美隊伍了,不要再...

491
00:21:26,959 --> 00:21:28,543
‪小朋友都在等你

492
00:21:28,543 --> 00:21:30,626
‪我跟他們說你去農場了,但...

493
00:21:31,543 --> 00:21:32,418
‪你還好嗎?

494
00:21:32,418 --> 00:21:33,334
‪不好

495
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,626
‪我只想要能贏個一次

496
00:21:36,626 --> 00:21:38,834
‪當總統好辛苦

497
00:21:38,834 --> 00:21:41,251
‪棒球是我懂的東西

498
00:21:41,251 --> 00:21:44,043
‪結果卻打不贏
‪女教練帶領的一票有錢死小孩

499
00:21:44,043 --> 00:21:46,043
‪你想贏?那我呢?

500
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,418
‪妳怎樣?妳又不是我

501
00:21:47,418 --> 00:21:50,084
‪我今天只是想當孩子心目中的好媽媽

502
00:21:50,084 --> 00:21:53,001
‪這種事應該是自然而然發生
‪但很明顯卻不是

503
00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:55,126
‪確實,高個兒跟我說他不敢睡覺

504
00:21:55,126 --> 00:21:57,876
‪因為他怕醒來會在滿是骷髏的農場

505
00:21:57,876 --> 00:21:59,376
‪天啊

506
00:21:59,959 --> 00:22:03,126
‪他們的爸爸
‪一向都負責風趣和養育的角色

507
00:22:03,126 --> 00:22:05,501
‪不過我要聲明
‪他在其他部分都爛透了

508
00:22:05,501 --> 00:22:08,959
‪他把我們的畢生積蓄
‪拿去投資加密貨幣,叫做“酷五金”

509
00:22:08,959 --> 00:22:10,126
‪五金根本不是錢

510
00:22:10,126 --> 00:22:13,376
‪唯一值得投資的加密貨幣
‪是“限制性交易”

511
00:22:13,376 --> 00:22:14,584
‪重點是“性交易”

512
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:18,043
‪所以我有時候會太刻意
‪但是一次都沒成功過

513
00:22:19,126 --> 00:22:20,293
‪太陽要下山了,馬帝

514
00:22:20,293 --> 00:22:22,043
‪我們倆今天誰都贏不了

515
00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:24,334
‪我開始覺得電影都是騙人的

516
00:22:24,334 --> 00:22:27,209
‪或許敗犬隊不是每次都能反攻

517
00:22:27,209 --> 00:22:30,834
‪希望事情不是你說的那樣
‪因為我們現在全都是敗犬

518
00:22:30,834 --> 00:22:34,751
‪我們通通都一敗塗地了

519
00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:38,084
‪好吧,比賽結束

520
00:22:44,668 --> 00:22:45,834
‪很好

521
00:22:50,084 --> 00:22:53,459
‪-你們看,有電了耶
‪-好耶

522
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,209
‪媽,這是妳做的嗎?

523
00:22:58,209 --> 00:23:00,418
‪那當然,都是為了你們兩個小屁孩

524
00:23:00,418 --> 00:23:01,918
‪她才會那麼努力工作

525
00:23:01,918 --> 00:23:03,959
‪現在我們可以打一整晚了

526
00:23:03,959 --> 00:23:06,168
‪大家注意,我們讓電燈發亮了

527
00:23:06,168 --> 00:23:07,793
‪我可以在晚上看書了

528
00:23:07,793 --> 00:23:08,709
‪對啦

529
00:23:08,709 --> 00:23:10,376
‪讀書學習怎麼當處男

530
00:23:10,376 --> 00:23:12,209
‪總統先生,他才12歲耶

531
00:23:12,209 --> 00:23:13,793
‪好,開打

532
00:23:15,126 --> 00:23:17,084
‪好吧,總之起頭了

533
00:23:20,918 --> 00:23:23,293
‪我先去充電吧

534
00:23:25,001 --> 00:23:25,876
‪等等,馬帝呢?

535
00:23:25,876 --> 00:23:26,793
‪大家好

536
00:23:26,793 --> 00:23:28,209
‪我是小喬

537
00:23:28,209 --> 00:23:29,584
‪今年十歲

538
00:23:29,584 --> 00:23:33,459
‪我要讓大家知道女生也會打棒球

539
00:23:33,459 --> 00:23:35,168
‪拜託喔,好吧

540
00:23:35,168 --> 00:23:37,376
‪等等,妳是小喬?

541
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,209
‪來吧

542
00:23:40,793 --> 00:23:42,501
‪教練,讓我上場

543
00:23:42,501 --> 00:23:46,668
‪我想打棒球

544
00:23:47,834 --> 00:23:49,001
‪教練

545
00:23:49,793 --> 00:23:53,126
‪我不記得這邊怎麼唱

546
00:23:57,459 --> 00:24:00,709
‪我們現在沒CD,也沒有網路

547
00:24:00,709 --> 00:24:03,209
‪所以很難查歌詞

548
00:24:04,168 --> 00:24:05,876
‪不過讓我上場吧,教練

549
00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:08,209
‪因為我是女生

550
00:24:08,709 --> 00:24:10,084
‪我應有盡有

551
00:24:17,918 --> 00:24:19,459
‪棒球...

552
00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:22,293
‪棒球...

553
00:24:23,793 --> 00:24:27,334
‪教練,讓我上場

554
00:24:29,626 --> 00:24:31,293
‪好吧,三戰兩勝

555
00:24:31,293 --> 00:24:34,043
‪我們可以打個徹夜
‪因為我媽發明了燈泡

556
00:24:36,626 --> 00:24:37,876
‪女生超強!

557
00:24:37,876 --> 00:24:39,126
‪啪嗒

558
00:24:39,126 --> 00:24:40,668
‪棒球!

559
00:25:30,459 --> 00:25:32,376
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