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‪邋遢小姐 你在吃靴子吗?

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‪记得网络吗 笨蛋?

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‪等我手起刀落 它就会变成秘密蛋糕

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‪老天

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‪快看 丹 春天的第一只知更鸟

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‪(让我吃掉那只鸟)

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‪我好饿!

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‪-蛋糕!
‪-真阴险

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‪(天啊 我睡了多久?)

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‪穆里根

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‪总统先生 显然很少有
‪能跟石油媲美的能源

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‪因为那是“恐龙汁”

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‪但有个问题

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{\an8}‪恐龙和超人打起来的话 谁会赢?

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{\an8}‪拜托 肯定是超人

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{\an8}‪除非恐龙妈妈也叫玛莎

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{\an8}‪那他们就不会打架了

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{\an8}‪超人的力量来自于太阳能

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{\an8}‪你也可以

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‪除非拉马尔副总统不喜欢超人

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‪我绝不会说超人的坏话

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‪更别说我们美丽的太阳了

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‪好吧

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‪我在我车子的残骸里发现了这个

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‪《小哈里康尼克:只是戏谑》?

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‪题目不重要

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‪重要的是 如果我有足够的CD、铜线
‪和二极管

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‪我就能创造出光伏电池

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‪-什么是CD?
‪-好吧 这简直太无聊了

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‪你有30秒时间 之后我就要出去

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‪教那个胖孩子子怎么扔曲线球

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‪好吧 那是我儿子

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‪别再说太阳了
‪老天 你干脆跟他结婚算了?

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‪总统先生 我只是需要光碟

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‪玛札购物中心底下就埋了个
‪“萨姆珍品”音像店

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‪这里还有萨姆珍品?

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‪西布利医院让那家店开着
‪为了让刚苏醒的1990年代昏迷患者

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‪更好地适应新世界

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‪如果斯卡帕奇欧将军能派人帮我挖掘

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‪我就有足够多的CD 用您的话说就是

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‪“冰镇你的啤酒”

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‪我的手下完全可以做到
‪而且我知道CD是什么 因为我很老

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‪我还知道...森菲尔德?

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‪我拟好了行政命令

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‪-应该放在你桌上
‪-就在我手里

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‪只要加上你的杰佛逊戴维斯...
‪我是说约翰汉考克签名

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‪那个名字 “约翰”意思是厕所

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‪当然是在您过目之后

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‪我现在能批阅文件了吗?
‪这是什么?电影《寄生虫》?

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‪什么?我不签

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‪想得美 博士
‪但你站在了历史中错误的那边

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‪刚刚发生了什么?

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‪我真的以为你那套超人的话术
‪骗过了他

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‪小心!

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‪棒球 我看了几百个小时的比赛

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‪为了研究人类的身体能力
‪为袭击做准备

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‪这不是我时间的最佳利用方式

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‪是啊 也许你应该给你的飞船
‪装上通风口

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‪我告诉泽诺普了

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‪这就是你雇你妹妹的“格拉佐”时
‪会发生的事

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‪只要一个通风口盖 我就能回家了

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‪好极了 妈妈今天的工作结束了
‪我们走吧 孩子们

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‪拜托 别这样

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‪就因为我没采纳你愚蠢的想法
‪你就要带走我的玩伴?

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‪他们是我的孩子 先生

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‪我们知道今天是周六

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‪周六是家庭时间 对吧 孩子们?

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‪对 所以爸爸周末才会有监护权
‪你一直在工作...

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‪爸爸不在了 好吗?

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‪去了农场 爸爸农场

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‪他周六总是带我们去小联盟

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‪小联盟 对 我相信你们球队的
‪一些孩子活...

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‪我是说 下午有时间

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‪其他人在农场的营地
‪那是个农场营地

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‪-我们要打棒球?
‪-不 是我们要打棒球

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‪其实是练习
‪因为其他球队都...在农场

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‪练习?练习时怎么赢?

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‪你会获得渐进式提升的满足感

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‪你在跟我解释棒球?

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‪我曾为海猪队效力
‪后来因下注海猪队而被禁赛

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‪交给我吧!

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‪入账!

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‪我是说 哎呀

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‪让我来跟你们讲讲棒球吧

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‪想赢就必须打比赛

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‪而赢球是赢家会做的事

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‪对 妈妈 你从没见过我们比赛

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‪我看过你们比赛

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‪记得吗 我被那个罚球击中了
‪因为我忙着看电脑呢?

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‪裁判无缘无故给我做人工呼吸

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‪还有 我现在要去看你们的比赛

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‪因为我们要打一场比赛

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‪-太好了!
‪-好耶 布朗夫人

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‪但你们需要一个对手

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‪我去找其他没死的孩子

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‪现在他们都在哪个农场?

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‪你是那种跟着我去袜子店

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‪从垃圾桶里捡我穿过的
‪一次性袜子的人?

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‪什么?还有那种人?

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‪对

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‪这可不是普通的垃圾 露西

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‪这是历史的垃圾桶

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‪不懂?根据总统记录法案

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‪所有白宫文件都必须妥善保管

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‪不管是总统画的...

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‪有肌肉的蛇

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‪或是未签字的行政命令

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‪天啊!毒丸计划!

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‪别吃!

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‪不 毒丸是指

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‪有人恶意修改文件词句来搞破坏

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‪“命令建立德里克杰特的统治
‪ 加油 美国佬”

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‪“另外 真正的蛤蜊浓汤是红色的”

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‪难怪总统不肯签

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‪拉马尔先生很狡猾

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‪就像那些像蜘蛛侠一样
‪爬到飞机浴室天花板上的人

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‪我们的民主
‪被这些程序性的肮脏手段所破坏

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‪我有心告诉法拉她应该对此做点什么

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‪我看到她走了
‪她跟麦蒂和两个小矮人在一起

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‪-或者是她的孩子们
‪-每个人都有一只大手

121
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‪-那是棒球手套
‪-麦蒂背着一个小旗杆

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‪-那是球棒
‪-谁知道他们会不会回来

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‪所以也许你应该去找拉马尔先生谈谈

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‪对质 是的

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‪太好了 酷 我喜欢

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‪拜托别逼我

127
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‪这是告诉别人不想听的事
‪的一个小贴士

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‪保持美丽 好了 祝你好运

129
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‪谁想打棒球?

130
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‪我想 笨蛋

131
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‪太好了!球队必须要有个
‪嘴臭、爱说俏皮话的孩子

132
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‪有零食吗?
‪我们好几天没吃东西了

133
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‪你肯定是那个胖孩子 很好

134
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‪等等 弱小的孩子在哪?
‪或者是奇怪的双胞胎?

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‪我们还需要一个喝啤酒的孩子

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‪我叫它“遗忘果汁”

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‪一个在车底下工作的硬汉小子

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‪嘿 我是不做腿部锻炼的成年人

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‪别再羞辱我了

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‪一个不会投球的书呆子

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‪我永远不会忘记那个夏天...

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‪不!凭什么你能做故事的旁白?
‪你好烂!

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‪喂 我可以玩吗?

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‪斯卡帕奇欧将军?

145
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‪哇 我叫杰森 我是个孩子

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‪你不会分不清我跟老头子将军吧?

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‪不 拜托 我很酷
‪我在电影院看过《绿皮书》

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‪欢迎加入球队 杰森

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‪不错

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‪我本想找个有男生名字的女生

151
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‪比如叫乔或是什么的

152
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‪当她摘下头盔 另一队会恍然大悟
‪“你是乔?”

153
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‪但 这个阵容已经不错了

154
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‪(副总统办公室)

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‪我的天

156
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‪自从我爸爸给了我一美元
‪把我放到那个游船上的妓院以来

157
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‪我就没见过这么紧张的踱步了

158
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‪他说:“这能治好你对戏剧的热爱”

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‪我知道你在行政命令中放了毒丸

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‪副总统先生

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‪-先生
‪-哦 你是为了公务来的

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‪来我的房间谈吧

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‪我希望你不会认为
‪我做了什么不得体的事

164
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‪没有什么比照着参议院的程序来
‪更得体的

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‪每一个细节都透着得体

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‪不!毒丸和拖延战术

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‪和猪肉桶政治
‪对我们的民主造成了全方位的破坏

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‪对不起我大喊大叫了

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‪你们这些象牙塔里的知识分子
‪对这个城市的运行方式一无所知

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‪事情总有一套章法

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‪由说客贯穿始终

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‪他们是能让我的火车“呜呜呜”的燃料

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‪还是吗?

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‪世界已经这样了

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‪你却因为法拉没给你买晚餐
‪而破坏她的太阳能计划?

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‪合适的渠道存在的意义

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‪是让我们不必追逐一时的时尚

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‪你希望最高法院塞满宝可梦吗?

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‪太阳能不只是一种时尚

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‪吉米卡特1979年就在白宫安装了
‪太阳能电池板

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‪没错

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‪一个叫吉米的成年男人?简直胡闹

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‪但你不想要电吗?

184
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‪能搅拌我的奶昔

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‪或给我的左心室辅助装置充电
‪泵我的血 自然是好的

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‪-什么?
‪-就像电子心脏一样

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‪迪克切尼不得不安装一个
‪我们就一起安装了

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‪电池电量低

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‪五小时后死亡

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‪它说什么?

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‪我不会有事的
‪只要我翻几个跟头就行了

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‪这是法语词 我称之为“自由翻滚”

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‪保持血液流动

194
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‪这是关键

195
00:08:43,793 --> 00:08:45,293
‪所以你就是疯了

196
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‪我有原则

197
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‪我60年出任公职的职业生涯中

198
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‪一直都是这样的

199
00:08:50,918 --> 00:08:53,959
‪就像帕特里克亨利
‪或那个特别喜欢熊的家伙

200
00:08:53,959 --> 00:08:56,959
‪我宁死都不会背叛我的信念

201
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‪好吧 失陪一下了

202
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‪我要继续翻跟头
‪让我的手部血液流通起来

203
00:09:08,043 --> 00:09:11,626
‪打棒球最重要的是什么?

204
00:09:11,626 --> 00:09:13,834
‪道格教练说最重要的是开心

205
00:09:13,834 --> 00:09:16,418
‪道格教练...堵车了

206
00:09:16,418 --> 00:09:19,834
‪目前这个水平
‪最重要的是不要挥棒

207
00:09:19,834 --> 00:09:21,751
‪你们这个年纪的投手没有控制力

208
00:09:21,751 --> 00:09:24,418
‪如果你不挥棒
‪我们就能一路走向胜利

209
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‪妈妈 好逊啊

210
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‪我以为如果我们赢了你会很高兴

211
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‪你们不会赢的

212
00:09:30,876 --> 00:09:32,959
‪被我们乌合之众的样子吓到了?

213
00:09:32,959 --> 00:09:34,334
‪你知道 “落水狗”一方

214
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‪总能把鼻孔朝天的富家小孩
‪打得破滚尿流

215
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‪对 在电影里

216
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‪再说了 现在已经没有富人了

217
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‪你从哪弄来的旧设备?

218
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‪史密森尼博物馆里的

219
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‪杰森拿到了泰科布的手套

220
00:09:46,084 --> 00:09:47,959
‪我在里面找到了这本奇怪的书

221
00:09:48,626 --> 00:09:50,001
‪所以你叫杰森?

222
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‪没错 法拉

223
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‪我也很会猜名字 我猜对了吗?

224
00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:56,459
‪是的 我的天啊 来猜猜我的名字

225
00:09:56,459 --> 00:09:58,418
‪拜托 我们能玩了吗 爸爸?

226
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‪是妈妈 其实

227
00:09:59,668 --> 00:10:03,626
‪但好的 因为玩很有趣 我很有趣

228
00:10:03,626 --> 00:10:06,918
‪准备好被打烂屁股 塞进屁眼里吧

229
00:10:06,918 --> 00:10:08,709
‪-天啊
‪-打球

230
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‪十比零 臭鼬规则 我们赢了

231
00:10:12,376 --> 00:10:14,501
‪今天跟妈妈玩得很开心 对吧?

232
00:10:14,501 --> 00:10:16,376
‪什么?这是第一局

233
00:10:16,376 --> 00:10:18,501
‪我想继续玩 你怎么回事?

234
00:10:18,501 --> 00:10:21,626
‪我不知道 卡特
‪我不知道妈妈怎么了

235
00:10:21,626 --> 00:10:24,918
‪也许是因为她是在大学长大的独生女

236
00:10:24,918 --> 00:10:26,751
‪跟成年人在一起更自在

237
00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,168
‪而且她不能去参加生日派对

238
00:10:28,168 --> 00:10:30,084
‪因为她叔叔想杀了罗纳德里根

239
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‪她不能看电影...

240
00:10:31,334 --> 00:10:32,876
‪是啊 比赛还没结束

241
00:10:32,876 --> 00:10:35,709
‪很好 我的孩子们想继续玩
‪所以我想继续玩

242
00:10:35,709 --> 00:10:36,668
‪我喜欢 我们玩吧

243
00:10:36,668 --> 00:10:40,334
‪很好 因为这是电影里
‪“落水狗”一方反败为胜的时刻

244
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‪也就是我们

245
00:10:41,459 --> 00:10:44,001
‪而你们是对立面

246
00:10:44,001 --> 00:10:46,043
‪你们是“恶猫”

247
00:10:46,043 --> 00:10:49,293
‪汪!嘘!喵!

248
00:10:49,293 --> 00:10:51,126
‪总统先生 你在做什么?

249
00:10:51,126 --> 00:10:53,668
‪我们是狗 他们是猫 我们不喜欢他们

250
00:10:53,668 --> 00:10:56,293
‪我知道这行不通 但不要指出问题

251
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‪提出解决办法

252
00:10:57,376 --> 00:11:00,001
‪所以拉马尔先生会让自己死掉?

253
00:11:00,001 --> 00:11:01,584
‪我去了国家档案馆...

254
00:11:01,584 --> 00:11:04,501
‪你一定很无聊 你要我跳舞吗?

255
00:11:06,126 --> 00:11:07,668
‪不 现在不用

256
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:11,334
‪我把拉马尔的档案找了出来
‪看看有没有残留的人性可以做做文章

257
00:11:11,334 --> 00:11:13,793
‪但他一直都是这样的

258
00:11:14,418 --> 00:11:16,543
‪你们都以为我被打败了

259
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:19,959
‪但我不会屈服

260
00:11:20,459 --> 00:11:21,293
‪直到...

261
00:11:22,168 --> 00:11:25,168
‪每个幼儿园都有香烟贩卖机

262
00:11:27,959 --> 00:11:31,834
‪所以如果我们让他死 这也许不是...

263
00:11:32,543 --> 00:11:33,501
‪最糟的事

264
00:11:33,501 --> 00:11:37,126
‪你不能让别人死 西蒙
‪你没看过《圣经》吗?

265
00:11:37,126 --> 00:11:39,501
‪你不明白 拉马尔永远不会改变

266
00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:40,834
‪他只是一意孤行

267
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,209
‪我选美的原因之一是消除老年文盲

268
00:11:43,209 --> 00:11:45,126
‪我知道老年人有多固执

269
00:11:45,126 --> 00:11:46,501
‪这个词是“车”

270
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{\an8}‪你能说车吗?

271
00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:49,876
‪我在布痕瓦尔德集中营当过狱警

272
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:54,543
‪我需要向你坦白罪行才能进天堂

273
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‪车

274
00:11:56,876 --> 00:11:58,584
‪拉马尔不会听我们的 露西

275
00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:01,334
‪他只听说客的话 而所有说客都死了

276
00:12:01,918 --> 00:12:03,543
‪不 并没有

277
00:12:04,168 --> 00:12:05,543
‪什么是说客?

278
00:12:09,043 --> 00:12:11,709
‪怎么回事?
‪他们现在应该反败为胜了

279
00:12:11,709 --> 00:12:13,168
‪这不是电影 先生

280
00:12:13,168 --> 00:12:15,668
‪是啊 我打赌你妈肯定拍过电影

281
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:19,084
‪是的 她叫詹妮弗加纳
‪我是奥利弗阿弗莱克

282
00:12:20,918 --> 00:12:23,543
‪你的血液在凝结 这是好事

283
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:26,376
‪除非你是血友病患者
‪那样的话 你会血流不止

284
00:12:27,334 --> 00:12:29,876
‪我没必要说这个 我在开玩笑

285
00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:32,084
‪你的膝盖要去农场了

286
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,501
‪别再说“农场”了
‪我知道那是什么意思

287
00:12:34,501 --> 00:12:37,043
‪我知道你实验室里的兔子会怎样!

288
00:12:38,168 --> 00:12:39,293
‪不 你不知道

289
00:12:45,918 --> 00:12:46,959
‪我们漏掉了什么?

290
00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:48,834
‪我们有一群不着调的球员

291
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:51,293
‪有一个输不起的教练

292
00:12:51,293 --> 00:12:54,334
‪和一个神秘的场地管理员
‪给我们提建议

293
00:12:54,334 --> 00:12:56,709
‪我不是场地管理员

294
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,626
‪这把铲子是我打架赢的

295
00:12:58,626 --> 00:13:00,584
‪现在说回建议

296
00:13:00,584 --> 00:13:02,418
‪为铁锹而战时

297
00:13:02,418 --> 00:13:05,709
‪没有什么比得过 把对手丢进火坑里

298
00:13:05,709 --> 00:13:06,709
‪住手!

299
00:13:08,126 --> 00:13:09,334
‪-天啊
‪-好痛

300
00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:12,501
‪这就是我们缺失的

301
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:15,418
‪一个天赋异禀的孩子

302
00:13:15,418 --> 00:13:19,459
‪我们只需要欧提兹“老爹”
‪把球打到绿色怪物身上

303
00:13:20,418 --> 00:13:22,418
‪绿色怪物

304
00:13:22,418 --> 00:13:23,626
‪嘿 波因德克斯特

305
00:13:23,626 --> 00:13:26,251
‪波因德克斯特 我的族人是法国人

306
00:13:26,251 --> 00:13:28,751
‪我需要你帮我争取时间
‪癫痫发作什么的

307
00:13:28,751 --> 00:13:31,126
‪原版的《带我去看棒球赛》

308
00:13:31,126 --> 00:13:33,709
‪有16个逐渐排外的段落

309
00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:35,418
‪好吧 第七局伸展时间!

310
00:13:37,459 --> 00:13:39,876
‪参议院说客登记表

311
00:13:39,876 --> 00:13:42,168
‪天啊 我要给猴子当室友

312
00:13:42,168 --> 00:13:43,626
‪但只是室友

313
00:13:43,626 --> 00:13:46,543
‪我们是代表你在太阳能行业的朋友

314
00:13:47,334 --> 00:13:51,293
‪我很感激你们对规章流程的认可

315
00:13:51,293 --> 00:13:52,626
‪但给我一个充分的理由

316
00:13:52,626 --> 00:13:55,084
‪为什么我不该让秘书把你们扫地出门

317
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,084
‪除了他英年早逝这个原因之外?

318
00:13:57,084 --> 00:13:59,168
‪一千个理由如何?

319
00:13:59,168 --> 00:14:01,418
‪这是给你的“便便袋”的捐款

320
00:14:01,418 --> 00:14:02,334
‪超级行动委员会

321
00:14:02,334 --> 00:14:05,626
‪我当然会向联邦选举委员会

322
00:14:05,626 --> 00:14:08,459
‪报告你们的慷慨解囊

323
00:14:08,459 --> 00:14:11,626
‪我在布朗博士的行政命令中
‪加了几行

324
00:14:11,626 --> 00:14:13,834
‪哇 慢着

325
00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:16,626
‪卡特赖特拉马尔没那么容易被诱惑

326
00:14:16,626 --> 00:14:19,209
‪先请女士吃个晚餐吧

327
00:14:20,751 --> 00:14:22,209
‪我说了...

328
00:14:22,709 --> 00:14:23,876
‪请女士

329
00:14:24,418 --> 00:14:25,501
‪吃顿晚餐

330
00:14:27,751 --> 00:14:29,959
‪“我是美国地球总统”

331
00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:34,584
‪“我很自豪能去自己的月亮
‪因为它太远了”

332
00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:35,501
‪你在这里

333
00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:37,793
‪小艾 你真的会打棒球吗?

334
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:41,376
‪我会 我还通过看《辣身舞》
‪学会了跳舞

335
00:14:41,376 --> 00:14:42,293
‪举起我!

336
00:14:44,293 --> 00:14:46,626
‪好吧 你几岁了 伙计?

337
00:14:46,626 --> 00:14:49,209
‪因为我想做个飞虫

338
00:14:49,709 --> 00:14:52,459
‪那个浑球宿醉得太厉害了

339
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:55,709
‪他给SB106号提案投了赞成票

340
00:14:59,459 --> 00:15:00,584
‪故事很棒 先生

341
00:15:00,584 --> 00:15:03,584
‪你可以从声音辨别每个人的种族

342
00:15:03,584 --> 00:15:05,584
‪电量 3%

343
00:15:05,584 --> 00:15:07,001
‪脉搏 7

344
00:15:07,001 --> 00:15:08,584
‪好了 你午餐也吃了

345
00:15:08,584 --> 00:15:10,459
‪可以让麦蒂签字了吗?

346
00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:14,876
‪苏万小姐 我跟你说过
‪我小时候很喜欢剧院吗?

347
00:15:14,876 --> 00:15:17,084
‪我很喜欢看演出

348
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,543
‪我们真的有时间...

349
00:15:20,543 --> 00:15:22,543
‪我也很喜欢我的原则

350
00:15:22,543 --> 00:15:25,209
‪它们能让我在坟墓里感到温暖

351
00:15:25,209 --> 00:15:26,834
‪我们去看演出吧!

352
00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,334
‪我来结账

353
00:15:32,668 --> 00:15:35,168
‪谢谢你的帮助 罗斯福总统

354
00:15:37,459 --> 00:15:39,501
‪你的确是

355
00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:41,876
‪现在我要回纽约 去找我的安妮

356
00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:50,293
‪太棒了

357
00:15:51,168 --> 00:15:54,334
‪西班牙人...

358
00:15:54,334 --> 00:15:56,418
‪好了 新投手

359
00:15:56,418 --> 00:15:58,251
‪在其他人说话前

360
00:15:58,251 --> 00:16:01,459
‪“我是科学家
‪我的眼镜就是我的个性”

361
00:16:01,459 --> 00:16:05,501
‪“艾克斯崔340岁了
‪所以他不能在小联盟里比赛”

362
00:16:05,501 --> 00:16:06,918
‪告诉他们你是怎么跟我说的

363
00:16:06,918 --> 00:16:08,209
‪你要刷牙刷得再久一些

364
00:16:08,209 --> 00:16:09,376
‪关于你愚蠢的星球

365
00:16:09,376 --> 00:16:13,293
‪卡迪B星球每120地球年绕太阳一周

366
00:16:13,293 --> 00:16:14,876
‪所以严格来说 我只有三岁

367
00:16:14,876 --> 00:16:19,168
‪你们这些富家子弟
‪要被一个三岁孩子打败了

368
00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:30,459
‪嘿哈

369
00:16:31,584 --> 00:16:32,584
‪碎玻璃

370
00:16:36,459 --> 00:16:38,293
‪哇哇

371
00:16:39,126 --> 00:16:40,543
‪波嘤嘤嘤

372
00:16:40,543 --> 00:16:42,334
‪真正的团队合作

373
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,459
‪啪嗒!

374
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:49,876
‪你在做什么?
‪我为什么任由你持续这么久?

375
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,251
‪我打得很完美

376
00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:53,709
‪我的研究视频《超级傻瓜棒球》中

377
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:55,668
‪他们就是这么做的

378
00:16:55,668 --> 00:16:57,334
‪我模仿了所有声音

379
00:16:57,334 --> 00:16:59,543
‪爆笑集锦都是搞砸的场面 笨蛋

380
00:16:59,543 --> 00:17:01,459
‪你全都弄错了

381
00:17:01,459 --> 00:17:03,793
‪在我的语言中
‪“爆笑集锦”的意思是“高光”

382
00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,501
‪就像杂志《儿童爆笑集锦》

383
00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:07,209
‪《儿童高光大赏》

384
00:17:07,209 --> 00:17:10,293
‪你为什么认为
‪我们对这个词的理解是一致的?

385
00:17:10,293 --> 00:17:11,918
‪我真的很受伤

386
00:17:12,418 --> 00:17:14,543
‪好吧 这些座位很好

387
00:17:14,543 --> 00:17:17,584
‪我能分辨出男孩们奇怪的小胡子

388
00:17:17,584 --> 00:17:20,251
‪这都要感谢太阳

389
00:17:20,251 --> 00:17:21,918
‪说到太阳...

390
00:17:21,918 --> 00:17:23,959
‪对 我想多了解

391
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,251
‪太阳能为我和我的选民做些什么

392
00:17:26,251 --> 00:17:28,876
‪也许去巴哈马岛实况调查...

393
00:17:28,876 --> 00:17:30,834
‪电量 2%

394
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:32,543
‪启动秃鹰信标

395
00:17:32,543 --> 00:17:36,876
‪我的天啊 先生!麦蒂就在那里
‪让他签下命令

396
00:17:36,876 --> 00:17:39,626
‪我不知道你以为你在跟谁说话

397
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,709
‪但卡特赖特拉马尔不是魔术师

398
00:17:41,709 --> 00:17:43,418
‪不会变来变去的

399
00:17:43,418 --> 00:17:47,334
‪我在石油行业的朋友们
‪在我身上投入了很多时间和金钱

400
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,293
‪你们只投入了一个下午

401
00:17:49,293 --> 00:17:52,751
‪没有石油工业了!
‪现在一切都不一样了

402
00:17:52,751 --> 00:17:54,876
‪我甚至在袭击前

403
00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:56,918
‪就无法忍受了

404
00:17:56,918 --> 00:17:58,501
‪杰佛逊一家 女医生

405
00:17:58,501 --> 00:18:00,793
‪手机让你按按钮说西班牙语...

406
00:18:00,793 --> 00:18:02,418
‪我们可以让他死

407
00:18:02,418 --> 00:18:06,126
‪现在你要我支持太阳能?

408
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:09,376
‪不 恐怕我需要更好的游说

409
00:18:09,376 --> 00:18:12,376
‪你要一直游说我

410
00:18:12,376 --> 00:18:13,626
‪那是什么意思?

411
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,293
‪我讨厌这样大喊大叫!

412
00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:17,251
‪你要让我别无选择

413
00:18:17,251 --> 00:18:19,626
‪就像全美步枪协会
‪在我的玉米粉里下了毒

414
00:18:19,626 --> 00:18:23,168
‪除非我投票让狗拥有枪支
‪他们才给我解药

415
00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:25,501
‪你想让我们敲诈你吗?

416
00:18:25,501 --> 00:18:27,918
‪时间紧迫 朋友们 时间紧迫

417
00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:33,668
‪真希望我们有个有趣的虫子吉祥物

418
00:18:33,668 --> 00:18:35,418
‪我妈太逊了

419
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:38,209
‪我等不及我爸从农场回来了

420
00:18:40,459 --> 00:18:41,501
‪你知道吗?

421
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:45,043
‪我们打败你们三次
‪天色不早了 游戏结束

422
00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:48,418
‪不!在我们反败为胜之前
‪这还没结束

423
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:51,584
‪天啊 算了吧 这只是一场棒球比赛

424
00:18:51,584 --> 00:18:53,918
‪不只是棒球

425
00:18:55,584 --> 00:18:58,209
‪看来我的工作完成了

426
00:18:58,209 --> 00:19:00,668
‪怎么会?我的问题还没解决

427
00:19:00,668 --> 00:19:02,918
‪我正在大发雷霆

428
00:19:02,918 --> 00:19:04,584
‪画面淡出

429
00:19:11,293 --> 00:19:14,001
‪等我死了 我会好好在这个地方
‪阴魂不散的

430
00:19:14,001 --> 00:19:17,334
‪我会一开始假装正常
‪然后露出真面目...

431
00:19:19,126 --> 00:19:20,668
‪哎呦喂

432
00:19:20,668 --> 00:19:22,793
‪再多送你一个 哎呦喂

433
00:19:22,793 --> 00:19:24,084
‪所以你们有什么计划?

434
00:19:24,084 --> 00:19:26,459
‪你们要陷害我杀人吗?是吗?

435
00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:28,709
‪第一 夫人已经打扮成应召女郎了

436
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,876
‪这条裙子很漂亮
‪这是为BevMo代言的杰西卡辛普森

437
00:19:31,876 --> 00:19:35,293
‪我们不必堕落到你这种层次 先生

438
00:19:35,293 --> 00:19:38,293
‪因为我早前在档案馆找到了这个

439
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:41,959
‪恭喜你 你发现我1980年投了票

440
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:44,918
‪不 我们发现你戴了情绪戒指

441
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:46,959
‪是啊 七十年代还没结束

442
00:19:46,959 --> 00:19:50,001
‪我还有一个火锅 把我关起来啊

443
00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:51,543
‪但为什么戒指是琥珀色的?

444
00:19:51,543 --> 00:19:54,376
‪你的脸在笑 但你的戒指很诚实

445
00:19:55,584 --> 00:19:58,501
‪罗纳德里根赢了44个州的那天

446
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,501
‪为什么卡特赖特拉马尔会觉得悲伤?

447
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,959
‪也许因为

448
00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:04,959
‪你投给了民主党?

449
00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:07,751
‪我当然投给了卡特

450
00:20:07,751 --> 00:20:09,543
‪他是南方人 一个海军

451
00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:11,626
‪而且种出了我吃过的最好吃的花生

452
00:20:11,626 --> 00:20:15,834
‪罗纳德里根曾是好莱坞演员
‪工会主席 还离了婚

453
00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:17,918
‪哦 对不起 里根

454
00:20:17,918 --> 00:20:19,959
‪谢天谢地我看到了我的错误

455
00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:22,626
‪谢天谢地你没活着看到这个

456
00:20:22,626 --> 00:20:25,459
‪没有 但我想我的朋友万斯巴瑞...

457
00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:27,501
‪我们是朋友?多么美好的一天

458
00:20:27,501 --> 00:20:30,084
‪会对这张照片非常感兴趣

459
00:20:32,293 --> 00:20:33,668
‪干得好

460
00:20:34,876 --> 00:20:38,959
‪我想以正常速度拍手
‪但我的大脑缺氧了

461
00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:44,334
‪所以你已经被游说了
‪你现在支持太阳能了?

462
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:46,293
‪我不得不支持

463
00:20:46,293 --> 00:20:48,543
‪你们让我别无选择

464
00:20:48,543 --> 00:20:50,959
‪终于 我们先去拿麦蒂的签名
‪免得你...

465
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,126
‪没那个必要

466
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,459
‪(卡特太阳能电池板)

467
00:20:55,459 --> 00:20:57,418
‪这些一直都在这里?

468
00:20:57,418 --> 00:21:00,876
‪我在帮里根先生拆掉之后
‪把它们放在这里

469
00:21:01,376 --> 00:21:03,251
‪是我、罗尼和艾德梅斯

470
00:21:03,251 --> 00:21:04,584
‪当然还有我们的妈妈

471
00:21:04,584 --> 00:21:06,501
‪就是我们所谓的妻子

472
00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:11,001
‪但这是在太阳能行业
‪证明自己爱国之前

473
00:21:11,001 --> 00:21:14,459
‪既然白宫的改造
‪属于第一夫人的职权范围

474
00:21:14,459 --> 00:21:16,418
‪我们不需要总统签...

475
00:21:16,418 --> 00:21:18,209
‪电量 0%

476
00:21:18,209 --> 00:21:19,584
‪开始死亡

477
00:21:19,584 --> 00:21:20,501
‪露西 上!

478
00:21:20,501 --> 00:21:22,543
‪-我是第一夫人 所以要有电
‪-来了!

479
00:21:22,543 --> 00:21:25,834
‪我组建了完美的团队 所以别...

480
00:21:26,959 --> 00:21:28,584
‪嘿 孩子们在等你

481
00:21:28,584 --> 00:21:30,626
‪我告诉他们你去了农场 但是...

482
00:21:31,543 --> 00:21:32,418
‪你还好吧?

483
00:21:32,418 --> 00:21:33,334
‪不好

484
00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:36,584
‪我只是想赢

485
00:21:36,584 --> 00:21:38,834
‪当总统真的很辛苦

486
00:21:38,834 --> 00:21:41,251
‪棒球是我真正擅长的事

487
00:21:41,251 --> 00:21:44,043
‪可我连一群女教练带领的富家小子
‪都打不过

488
00:21:44,043 --> 00:21:46,043
‪你想赢吗?那我呢?

489
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,418
‪你怎么了?你不是我

490
00:21:47,418 --> 00:21:50,001
‪我今天只想做我孩子的妈妈

491
00:21:50,001 --> 00:21:53,001
‪这应该是自然而然的 但显然不是

492
00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:55,126
‪显然 那个高个的孩子告诉我
‪他不敢睡觉

493
00:21:55,126 --> 00:21:57,876
‪因为他害怕醒来后
‪会看到一整个农场的骷髅

494
00:21:57,876 --> 00:21:59,376
‪天啊

495
00:21:59,959 --> 00:22:03,001
‪他们的爸爸很有趣 滋养他们

496
00:22:03,001 --> 00:22:05,501
‪顺便说一句 他其他一切都很烂

497
00:22:05,501 --> 00:22:08,876
‪他把我们的毕生积蓄
‪投入到一个叫Koolkash的加密货币里

498
00:22:08,876 --> 00:22:10,126
‪有两个K

499
00:22:10,126 --> 00:22:13,334
‪唯一值钱的加密货币是Sexxxxbux

500
00:22:13,334 --> 00:22:14,584
‪共有五个X

501
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:18,043
‪所以有时候我用力过猛了
‪效果却并不好

502
00:22:19,084 --> 00:22:20,293
‪太阳下山了 麦蒂

503
00:22:20,293 --> 00:22:22,043
‪我们今天都赢不了

504
00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:24,334
‪我开始觉得电影骗了我

505
00:22:24,334 --> 00:22:27,168
‪也许弱者并不总能反败为胜

506
00:22:27,168 --> 00:22:30,834
‪我希望你错了
‪因为我们现在都是弱者

507
00:22:30,834 --> 00:22:34,751
‪我们都被打烂屁股 塞进屁眼里了

508
00:22:35,709 --> 00:22:38,084
‪好吧 游戏结束

509
00:22:44,668 --> 00:22:45,834
‪好吧

510
00:22:50,084 --> 00:22:53,459
‪-嘿 看啊 来电了!
‪-好

511
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,209
‪妈妈 是你做的吗?

512
00:22:58,209 --> 00:23:00,418
‪显然 为了你们这些小家伙

513
00:23:00,418 --> 00:23:01,918
‪所以她才会这么努力

514
00:23:01,918 --> 00:23:03,876
‪现在我们可以玩一整晚了

515
00:23:03,876 --> 00:23:06,168
‪各位 我妈让电力恢复了!

516
00:23:06,168 --> 00:23:07,793
‪现在我晚上可以看书了

517
00:23:07,793 --> 00:23:08,709
‪对

518
00:23:08,709 --> 00:23:10,376
‪读读怎么当处男

519
00:23:10,376 --> 00:23:12,209
‪总统先生 他只有12岁

520
00:23:12,209 --> 00:23:13,793
‪好了 打球!

521
00:23:15,126 --> 00:23:17,084
‪这是个开始

522
00:23:20,876 --> 00:23:23,293
‪让我接上电源 好吗?

523
00:23:24,918 --> 00:23:25,876
‪等等 麦蒂呢?

524
00:23:25,876 --> 00:23:26,793
‪嘿 孩子们

525
00:23:26,793 --> 00:23:28,209
‪我是乔

526
00:23:28,209 --> 00:23:29,584
‪我十岁了

527
00:23:29,584 --> 00:23:33,459
‪我是来向大家证明 女生也能打棒球

528
00:23:33,459 --> 00:23:35,126
‪好吧

529
00:23:35,126 --> 00:23:37,376
‪等等 你是乔?

530
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,209
‪开始了

531
00:23:40,793 --> 00:23:42,501
‪让我上场 教练

532
00:23:42,501 --> 00:23:46,668
‪我想玩棒球

533
00:23:47,834 --> 00:23:49,001
‪嘿 教练

534
00:23:49,793 --> 00:23:53,126
‪我不记得歌词了

535
00:23:53,709 --> 00:23:56,584
‪哦 耶

536
00:23:57,459 --> 00:24:00,709
‪而且我们没有光碟或网络

537
00:24:00,709 --> 00:24:03,209
‪所以很难查歌词

538
00:24:04,168 --> 00:24:05,876
‪但让我上场吧 教练

539
00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:08,209
‪因为我是个女孩

540
00:24:08,709 --> 00:24:10,084
‪我都准备好了

541
00:24:10,668 --> 00:24:13,418
‪哦 耶

542
00:24:17,918 --> 00:24:19,459
‪棒球

543
00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:22,293
‪棒球

544
00:24:23,793 --> 00:24:27,334
‪让我上场 教练

545
00:24:29,626 --> 00:24:31,293
‪好了 三分之二同意

546
00:24:31,293 --> 00:24:34,043
‪我们可以玩一整晚
‪因为我妈发明了灯泡

547
00:24:36,626 --> 00:24:37,876
‪女孩力量!

548
00:24:37,876 --> 00:24:39,126
‪啪嗒!

549
00:24:39,126 --> 00:24:40,668
‪棒球!

550
00:25:30,459 --> 00:25:32,376
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