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‪我們是趙氏新聞輪播
‪我是文斯巴瑞

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‪關心本社群的退休人士

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‪巴瑞先生,有什麼搞笑漫畫嗎?

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‪《家庭馬戲團》很怪異

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‪爺爺是鬼魂,還看媽媽幫傑菲洗澡

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‪不過今天的大新聞是

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‪世界怎麼變那麼臭?

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‪我都稱之為“惡臭”,先生

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‪葛癩屎如是說

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‪她叫這個名字是因為她很髒

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‪不然怎麼會有人叫那種名字?

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‪現在進行天氣預報

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‪即將臭氣熏天了

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‪快逃,是惡臭

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‪拍用力一點,你是鳥吧?

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‪我不知道我是什麼東西

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‪《罩不住總統》

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{\an8}‪緊急內閣會議

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{\an8}‪我上次參加還是因為喬治布希

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{\an8}‪想讓我們看看
‪他嘴巴能塞進多少椒鹽卷餅

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{\an8}‪這個緊急狀況是因為根據統計

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‪這裡有兩個人的鞋子尺寸不合嗎?

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‪這場會議不是我召開的,是露西

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‪各位,我們得想辦法處理惡臭

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‪大家都討厭惡臭,尤其是那個喬爾

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‪因為外星人移植狗鼻子到他頭上

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‪妳說話要大聲點

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‪我的耳朵手掌正蓋著我的狗鼻子

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‪我說:“很遺憾你的手變耳朵了”

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‪什麼?我的耳朵!好臭!

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‪惡臭是污染,污染不好

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‪記得漏油事件嗎?

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‪鵜鶘被黏住的慘況
‪我們根本無法想像

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‪漏油是自然循環的一部分

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‪要是不漏油,鵜鶘數量就會失控

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‪把送子鳥送的寶寶全部吃掉

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‪儘管如此,我們現在有個機會

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‪能好好思考綠能,例如風力

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‪真的嗎?風力?

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‪就是風把惡臭帶到這裡的

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‪那正是第一夫人想除掉的東西

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‪妳為什麼不支持女性同胞?

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‪你已經用過這招了

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‪妳還真關注我的一舉一動

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‪聽著,這件事很重要,人民都在受苦

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‪小露,這真的是我們最大的問題嗎?

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‪因為我開始懷疑穿錯鞋就是我

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‪我們來確定一下,我有帶量腳器

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‪我很高興第一夫人對議題有興趣

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‪你是說除了重新裝潢以外嗎?

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‪蘇旺小姐,我已經學到教訓了

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‪妳絕對不是柔弱小花

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‪妳也差不多該找到第一夫人的使命了

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‪其實我確實有志業...

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‪妳不能屈就小事

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‪看看南西雷根的“向毒品說不”運動

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‪天啊,我都忘了
‪以前的人會叫做南西

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‪安傑莉卡范布倫
‪努力解決義大利問題

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‪蘿拉布希也是

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‪露西蘇旺將會消滅惡臭

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‪謝謝你,拉瑪先生

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‪在過去的時代

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‪要是發生颶風、癌症、911恐攻

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‪就會舉辦大型名人演唱會

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‪我或許也能仿效

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‪不過現在還有名人...

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‪太天才了,蘇旺小姐

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‪完美得難以形容

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‪等等,為什麼露西可以跟名人來往?

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‪如果有大事要做
‪難道不是該由總統出馬嗎?

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‪耐心點,總統
‪你和我還有出馬機會

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‪是真的要騎馬嗎?還是別的?

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‪因為你上次說我會吃鱉
‪後來我沒有...

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‪我這就去找名人

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‪根據普查資料
‪安迪迪克目前住在基橋下

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‪那應該是2020年的普查資料

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‪不過他可能還在那

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‪謝謝各位與會

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‪正中喉嚨

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‪小艾,你要去哪?

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‪既然我都困在這顆星球上了

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‪大概也該好好瞭解這裡
‪以及在地的肉身居民

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‪我在禮品店找到一本導覽

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‪你覺得杜莎夫人蠟像館還開著嗎?

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‪還開著,不過《海灘救護隊》的
‪全體角色都融化了

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‪還是很性感,只是...不太一樣

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‪法菈,早安啊

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‪我剛開完史上最沒用的會議

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‪慕尼黑協定該讓賢囉

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‪你跑去哪混了?

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‪我去跑步了

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‪我沒打算週日也要上班

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‪週日?教授,今天是週一,對吧?

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‪應該不是吧

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‪不過現在確實每天都差不多

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‪就是起床、找個安全廁所、機哩呱啦

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‪我討厭那傢伙

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‪機哩呱啦

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‪-我聽不懂你想幹嘛
‪-呱啦

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‪你真的不知道今天日期?

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‪對喔,這已經沒用了

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‪現在口袋感覺有點怪怪的

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‪太荒謬了

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‪今天是週日,我會證明給妳看

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‪我會先證明今天是週一

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‪用真正的科學來證明

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‪而不是用可愛的歷史小故事

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‪放馬過來

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‪這就像《舞力全開》

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‪只是我們是用才智決鬥
‪而不是用年輕肉體舞動

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‪我們腦池見,博士

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‪請問妳知道有沒有名人住這嗎?

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‪那邊有位女士會生火

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‪她算是大人物

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‪是這樣的,我要為惡臭
‪辦一場大型慈善演唱會

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‪真是好主意

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‪名人大合唱非常有感染力

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‪記得希拉蕊那首
‪《戰鬥之歌》的音樂錄影帶嗎?

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‪那支影片說服了我

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‪不要投給她

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‪美髮夫人
‪妳真的要為惡臭辦慈善活動嗎?

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‪對,這是我的志業

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‪因為這陣惡臭
‪我們晚上看不見星星了

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‪而且還害鳥兒飛得太低

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‪我的臉好痛

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‪這大概就是為什麼
‪大家會喊“救命鴨”吧

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‪就連法碧雅都忍不住笑了

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‪聽著,我只是想幫忙

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‪所以如果有人認識哪個名人還活著...

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‪有人提到“大明星”嗎?

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‪奎斯洛和怪人奧爾?

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‪現在不是了

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‪世界已經變得有點太怪
‪就連我都覺得怪

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‪我現在只叫做奧爾揚科維奇

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‪地球被入侵時
‪我正在參加甘迺迪中心榮譽獎

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‪我則是來參加朋友的猶太教成人禮

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‪我們靠著幫外星人做事活了下來

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‪好像是做愛?

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‪總之,我們想幫忙,因為惡臭臭死了

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‪現在不是說笑的時候,奎斯洛

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‪有什麼需要就告訴我們
‪尤其是需要打鼓的話

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‪沒錯,不過我不唱惡搞歌

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‪我只會演奏波卡舞曲

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‪你煩死人了,揚科維奇

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‪跟照片上差好多

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‪還不是你害的

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‪滾回天王星啦

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{\an8}‪還真好笑喔

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{\an8}‪可笑的是妳,因為我不是天王巨星

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‪-我是小星星
‪-滾遠一點啦,怪胎

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{\an8}‪我也很想啊

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{\an8}‪我被困在這裡了,我們必須...

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{\an8}‪好痛,我的肛門啊

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‪該死

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‪這裡一定有東西能打開祕密通道

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‪今天的大新聞是
‪第一夫人舉辦消滅惡臭新運動

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‪大家都喜歡,大家也喜歡她

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‪根據我個人的民意調查
‪文斯巴瑞覺得她對他很好

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‪您現在收聽的是趙氏新聞

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‪“趙是未來”

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‪別忘了比讚並騎車跟隨我們

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‪露西還有一則新聞,她在辦演唱會

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‪那總統呢?他今天做了什麼?

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‪不知道,總統在幹嘛?

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‪他看起來好像只是呆站著
‪一副飢渴的樣子

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‪你沒搞錯吧?

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‪要不是我
‪你根本沒機會在這裡無視我

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‪記得是我拯救地球嗎?

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‪那是一週前的事了

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‪這是新聞,不是舊聞

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‪老趙,給我回去工作

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‪報告長官,我週日放假

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‪可是今天不是週四嗎?

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‪我家每天都是週二夾餅日

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‪因為我住在墨西哥餐廳

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‪我就說惡臭該由我處理才對

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‪每個人都在討論露西

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‪我卻只能瞎找祕密通道

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{\an8}‪拜託,隨便打開個東西吧

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‪正中我的臉啊

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‪抱歉,法碧雅

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‪我說過還有我們出馬的機會

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‪我根本就不喜歡馬啊

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‪總統先生,我不會把你晾著吹風

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‪像曬衣繩上的老媽內褲

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‪鄰居小男孩在籬笆上偷看

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‪那些綁帶、蕾絲讓他驚歎

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‪我有計畫

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‪你知道上帝照計畫做了什麼嗎?

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‪祂把你和我做成笨蛋

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‪我本來是想給你驚喜的
‪不過我們去蹓躂一下吧

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‪蹓躂?

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‪就是把散步時耍帥吧?沒問題

194
00:08:24,709 --> 00:08:26,751
‪那比較像昂首闊步,總統

195
00:08:26,751 --> 00:08:29,209
‪你現在又變滑步了,正常走路就好

196
00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,168
‪-現在我辦不到了
‪-你想太多了

197
00:08:34,084 --> 00:08:37,251
‪沒想到我能有幸見到
‪法菈布朗博士進圖書館

198
00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:40,251
‪妳現在是在我的地盤
‪就像蔡司跑到安蒂的芭蕾舞課

199
00:08:40,251 --> 00:08:42,126
‪這又是《舞力全開》的梗嗎?

200
00:08:42,126 --> 00:08:43,084
‪算了,沒差

201
00:08:43,084 --> 00:08:45,043
‪希望你能在歷史書上找到今天的日期

202
00:08:45,043 --> 00:08:48,459
‪對喔,我忘了科技總是讓一切更進步

203
00:08:48,459 --> 00:08:50,168
‪謝謝發明核子武器

204
00:08:50,168 --> 00:08:52,376
‪超壯老頭、科學歪人

205
00:08:52,376 --> 00:08:53,376
‪你是說科學怪人?

206
00:08:53,376 --> 00:08:54,376
‪就是科學怪人啦

207
00:08:55,126 --> 00:08:56,668
‪我們下半場再見,教授

208
00:08:56,668 --> 00:08:59,209
‪如果這是運動的梗,那妳就找錯人了

209
00:09:01,293 --> 00:09:02,793
{\an8}‪(《聖週一》、《酗酒史》)

210
00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:05,501
‪書,拼命讀

211
00:09:06,543 --> 00:09:10,168
‪心靈的電影

212
00:09:10,168 --> 00:09:12,793
{\an8}‪字詞,舉例來說

213
00:09:13,293 --> 00:09:16,459
‪“元素”和“苟安”

214
00:09:16,459 --> 00:09:18,418
{\an8}‪我寫這首歌

215
00:09:19,334 --> 00:09:21,043
‪靠的是看書

216
00:09:21,043 --> 00:09:24,043
‪教人寫歌的書

217
00:09:24,043 --> 00:09:25,668
{\an8}‪書裡有東西

218
00:09:26,918 --> 00:09:28,418
{\an8}‪你想知道的東西

219
00:09:28,418 --> 00:09:31,959
{\an8}‪像是怎樣越唱越高

220
00:09:31,959 --> 00:09:35,418
{\an8}‪更高

221
00:09:35,418 --> 00:09:37,168
‪謝謝書

222
00:09:37,959 --> 00:09:39,084
‪書

223
00:09:43,501 --> 00:09:45,293
‪好,你要我看什麼

224
00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:46,876
‪這裡是油田,總統

225
00:09:47,959 --> 00:09:50,043
‪我承認我可能有點操之過急

226
00:09:50,043 --> 00:09:54,334
‪好像我以前騎著小馬滑溜公主
‪在比賽時偷跑一樣

227
00:09:54,334 --> 00:09:55,918
‪但我這麼做是要幫你

228
00:09:55,918 --> 00:09:57,543
‪我們越早讓供電網恢復

229
00:09:57,543 --> 00:09:59,626
‪你的人民就越快能開車

230
00:09:59,626 --> 00:10:01,668
‪還有用微波爐熱微波食品

231
00:10:03,793 --> 00:10:07,084
‪你去哪找來會挖石油的人?

232
00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:10,376
‪軍方有個頗有創意的抵抗外星人計畫

233
00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,209
‪是根據《世界末日》改編的

234
00:10:12,209 --> 00:10:14,126
‪可是那部電影是要炸毀小行星耶

235
00:10:14,126 --> 00:10:16,209
‪《怪物奇兵》還是在拍籃球片咧

236
00:10:16,209 --> 00:10:17,626
‪人類犯了錯

237
00:10:17,626 --> 00:10:20,418
‪(詹姆士雷霸龍)

238
00:10:20,418 --> 00:10:23,668
‪不過你別誤會,挖石油可不是錯誤

239
00:10:23,668 --> 00:10:25,209
‪但露西怎麼辦?

240
00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:28,293
‪她討厭石油,因為有汙染

241
00:10:28,293 --> 00:10:31,793
‪總統,石油是天然的
‪是從恐龍化石裡生出來的

242
00:10:31,793 --> 00:10:34,751
‪汽油是迅猛龍的體液

243
00:10:34,751 --> 00:10:35,668
‪帥呆了

244
00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:38,918
‪等露西能用吹風機吹乾頭髮
‪你不覺得她就會原諒你嗎?

245
00:10:38,918 --> 00:10:42,501
‪動力是由肆虐我們原始人祖宗的
‪可怕怪獸的骨頭生產的

246
00:10:42,501 --> 00:10:44,876
‪你會再次成為英雄,總統先生

247
00:10:44,876 --> 00:10:47,084
‪好,我們召開記者會

248
00:10:47,084 --> 00:10:49,626
‪也許我可以推出大蜜蜂機台,說

249
00:10:49,626 --> 00:10:51,709
‪“這已經沒用了,砸壞吧”

250
00:10:51,709 --> 00:10:52,626
‪然後又說

251
00:10:52,626 --> 00:10:53,959
‪“等一下”

252
00:10:53,959 --> 00:10:57,501
‪然後我就玩大蜜蜂一整晚
‪大家都會為之瘋狂

253
00:10:57,501 --> 00:10:59,084
‪真是天才主意

254
00:10:59,084 --> 00:11:00,959
‪幾個月後就可以這麼做了

255
00:11:00,959 --> 00:11:02,709
‪幾個月?天啊

256
00:11:02,709 --> 00:11:04,959
‪羅馬不是一天造成的,總統

257
00:11:04,959 --> 00:11:06,668
‪我曾去過羅馬一次

258
00:11:06,668 --> 00:11:10,043
‪感覺根本就沒造成,只有一團亂

259
00:11:10,043 --> 00:11:11,168
‪(惡臭援助)

260
00:11:12,918 --> 00:11:16,168
‪露西跟怪人奧爾
‪還有第12任紮根合唱團混在一起?

261
00:11:17,876 --> 00:11:21,043
‪你要去哪裡?

262
00:11:22,584 --> 00:11:24,293
‪我想要感謝演出者

263
00:11:24,293 --> 00:11:26,334
‪奎斯洛、奧爾揚科維奇

264
00:11:26,334 --> 00:11:29,543
‪以及模仿法蘭克卡連多的
‪喬伊蒙特西圖

265
00:11:29,543 --> 00:11:31,876
‪我是法蘭克卡連多

266
00:11:31,876 --> 00:11:35,043
‪以及你們的美國總統

267
00:11:35,043 --> 00:11:37,334
‪馬修穆勒根

268
00:11:39,668 --> 00:11:40,793
‪你怎麼會在這?

269
00:11:40,793 --> 00:11:43,459
‪小露,你最好快去帽店找頂帽子

270
00:11:43,459 --> 00:11:45,376
‪然後回來這裡,緊緊戴住

271
00:11:45,376 --> 00:11:46,959
‪你明知道我辦不到

272
00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:49,168
‪購物中心的運動用品店裡都是狼

273
00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:52,084
‪其實,很多人都提到惡臭...

274
00:11:52,084 --> 00:11:54,209
‪還為此演奏波卡手風琴

275
00:11:54,209 --> 00:11:56,834
‪但我要實際採取行動

276
00:11:56,834 --> 00:11:59,293
‪沒錯,穆勒根政權

277
00:11:59,293 --> 00:12:02,168
‪會永遠除掉惡臭

278
00:12:02,168 --> 00:12:05,418
‪這才叫做全壘打嘛

279
00:12:05,918 --> 00:12:06,751
‪好一句名言

280
00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:08,834
‪我們愛你,馬帝

281
00:12:08,834 --> 00:12:10,251
‪什麼時候要發酬勞?

282
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,376
‪(華盛頓特區導覽)

283
00:12:12,376 --> 00:12:15,834
‪你們好,我是跟你們一樣的普通人類

284
00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,334
‪你才不是普通人

285
00:12:17,334 --> 00:12:21,001
‪注意,比爾柯林頓還活著,我就知道

286
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:23,376
{\an8}‪他的手跟大猩猩一樣,我也早知道了

287
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,584
‪-我...
‪-天啊

288
00:12:24,584 --> 00:12:25,543
‪別擔心

289
00:12:25,543 --> 00:12:27,834
‪-我不是...
‪-是比爾柯林頓,快逃!

290
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,751
{\an8}‪我只是想要了解你們的種族

291
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,709
‪你在1998年時就對我用過這句話了

292
00:12:35,793 --> 00:12:38,543
{\an8}‪我沒發現

293
00:12:38,543 --> 00:12:40,376
{\an8}‪竟然還有

294
00:12:40,376 --> 00:12:43,126
{\an8}‪現在沒書幫得了我

295
00:12:43,126 --> 00:12:45,168
‪等等,這裡有本書

296
00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,918
‪在教人擬聲吟唱

297
00:12:47,918 --> 00:12:49,501
‪(僅限成人)

298
00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:51,168
‪(《華倫哈定日記》)

299
00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:55,001
‪有了

300
00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:58,043
‪現在這首歌結束了

301
00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:02,334
{\an8}‪謝謝書

302
00:13:02,334 --> 00:13:04,126
‪接下來是付費廣告

303
00:13:04,126 --> 00:13:07,251
‪今晚來喜劇地窖看喬伊蒙特西圖

304
00:13:07,251 --> 00:13:09,043
‪現在比地下更地下喔

305
00:13:09,043 --> 00:13:10,584
‪繼續播報新聞

306
00:13:10,584 --> 00:13:13,751
‪今天稍早,白宮說會搞定惡臭

307
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,043
‪但已經好幾小時,他們還沒搞定

308
00:13:16,043 --> 00:13:17,084
‪是怎樣?

309
00:13:17,084 --> 00:13:18,459
‪人民想要答案

310
00:13:18,459 --> 00:13:20,168
‪對啊,是怎樣?

311
00:13:20,168 --> 00:13:22,876
‪這裡還是臭得跟屎一樣

312
00:13:24,293 --> 00:13:27,376
‪可以還我嗎?那塊石頭很棒

313
00:13:28,376 --> 00:13:30,376
‪大家怎麼已經在生我的氣了?

314
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:33,918
‪因為你許下了承諾
‪承諾就是政治自殺

315
00:13:33,918 --> 00:13:35,918
‪看看喬治布希的“不加稅”

316
00:13:35,918 --> 00:13:38,918
‪或米勒菲爾莫的“終結義大利問題”

317
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:42,001
‪義大利人從阿拉斯加走了回去
‪一副沒事的樣子

318
00:13:42,001 --> 00:13:44,126
‪你到底去惡臭援助會上幹嘛?

319
00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:46,043
‪拉瑪先生說過惡臭由我負責

320
00:13:46,043 --> 00:13:48,001
‪我不能慢慢等到石油挖好

321
00:13:50,376 --> 00:13:51,543
‪他在挖石油

322
00:13:51,543 --> 00:13:53,209
‪-你這傻瓜
‪-什麼?

323
00:13:53,209 --> 00:13:54,793
‪實在有夠傻

324
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,793
‪好吧,大家都搞砸了

325
00:13:56,793 --> 00:13:57,793
‪我何時搞砸了?

326
00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,751
‪可能是在夏娃吃蘋果的時候?

327
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:03,418
‪但只要搞定惡臭
‪一切既往不咎,對吧?

328
00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:07,043
‪重點就在於惡臭是無法解決的問題

329
00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:08,876
‪“世界被炸爛了

330
00:14:08,876 --> 00:14:12,001
‪不知道是什麼東西那麼臭”

331
00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:13,084
‪一切啊

332
00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:16,459
‪等等,你一開始為什麼
‪要把無法解決的問題交給我?

333
00:14:16,459 --> 00:14:17,668
‪你明明說很完美啊

334
00:14:17,668 --> 00:14:19,751
‪正因為這問題無法解決

335
00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:22,543
‪我是想要再一次甩掉妳這個麻煩

336
00:14:22,543 --> 00:14:23,668
‪讓妳不能影響總統

337
00:14:23,668 --> 00:14:26,418
‪讓妳去籌辦沒意義的慈善演唱會

338
00:14:26,418 --> 00:14:28,834
‪現在金錢又沒用,妳是在募什麼?

339
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,126
‪我不知道,而且我就知道

340
00:14:31,126 --> 00:14:34,959
‪你只是想把我趕走
‪這樣我就不會破壞你的小計畫

341
00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:37,876
‪好啊,既然你那麼聰明
‪那我們現在該怎麼辦?

342
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:39,626
‪總統先生,“我們”是指誰?

343
00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:42,001
‪我一點都不想捲進這場爛攤子

344
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:43,834
‪你們只能靠自己了

345
00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:46,001
‪隨便你,我們根本不需要你

346
00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:48,168
‪我和露西會想出怎麼解決問題

347
00:14:48,168 --> 00:14:49,126
‪對啊

348
00:14:52,418 --> 00:14:55,501
‪-你爛透了,穆勒根
‪-物極必反啦,葛癩屎

349
00:14:56,168 --> 00:14:59,626
‪我就知道是週一,證據就在...

350
00:15:01,209 --> 00:15:02,876
‪可惡的惡臭

351
00:15:05,168 --> 00:15:06,626
‪又來了!

352
00:15:09,668 --> 00:15:11,834
‪-我等妳很久了
‪-你在這裡幹嘛?

353
00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:13,459
‪你偷看我的筆記嗎?

354
00:15:13,459 --> 00:15:14,376
‪才沒有

355
00:15:15,043 --> 00:15:15,876
‪肛門好痛

356
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:21,293
‪不是,法菈,我是因為這個才會過來

357
00:15:22,043 --> 00:15:24,334
‪“喬治華盛頓的日記

358
00:15:24,334 --> 00:15:26,959
‪請拾獲者還給我的奴隸

359
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,543
‪將酬謝大筆獎金”

360
00:15:28,543 --> 00:15:30,418
‪這是在諷刺吧?

361
00:15:30,418 --> 00:15:31,793
‪“1979年

362
00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:35,001
‪我抽完傑弗遜大麻後躺在地上

363
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:38,209
‪看到一道閃光劃過夜空

364
00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:40,376
‪我真的不該再這麼常嗑藥了”

365
00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:43,084
‪但他不是看到幻覺,那是彗星

366
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,793
‪華盛頓彗星,每25年才會出現一次

367
00:15:46,793 --> 00:15:48,834
‪沒錯,在1997年時

368
00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:51,459
‪彗星被記錄在比爾柯林頓的日記裡

369
00:15:51,459 --> 00:15:54,418
‪就在同一晚
‪凱薩琳貝爾在《執法悍將》中

370
00:15:54,418 --> 00:15:57,376
{\an8}‪“在船上和一個男的打鬥
‪全身香汗淋漓”

371
00:15:57,376 --> 00:15:59,334
{\an8}‪今年,彗星出現之日

372
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,918
{\an8}‪是在4月11日週一晚上

373
00:16:01,918 --> 00:16:03,668
‪當然就是今晚

374
00:16:03,668 --> 00:16:05,584
‪不對,博士,今晚是週日

375
00:16:05,584 --> 00:16:07,876
‪所以彗星要明天才會出現

376
00:16:07,876 --> 00:16:10,793
‪妳自己去看
‪因為我搞不懂怎麼用那個東西

377
00:16:12,126 --> 00:16:13,876
‪教授,天空在上方

378
00:16:13,876 --> 00:16:15,959
‪我一到這裡,那東西就是現在這樣了

379
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:17,751
‪王八蛋

380
00:16:22,001 --> 00:16:24,668
‪根據某位科學家的意見

381
00:16:24,668 --> 00:16:27,251
‪惡臭是我的油田造成的

382
00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:30,793
‪這比我媽媽的菲薩福雷梅派還好笑

383
00:16:30,793 --> 00:16:33,418
‪其實沒那種東西,我累了

384
00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:36,834
‪本市是建在沼澤之上,長官
‪這個地點很糟糕

385
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:38,876
‪但多虧和南方蓄奴州的妥協...

386
00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:41,918
‪拜託喔,每件事
‪都要跟那些事情有關嗎?

387
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:44,418
‪這不是普通沼澤,而是瘴氣沼

388
00:16:44,418 --> 00:16:47,376
‪充滿腐爛海洋生物釋出的硫氣

389
00:16:47,376 --> 00:16:50,876
‪你鑽地就釋放出千年有毒氣體

390
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:55,126
‪我的老天爺啊
‪這也太臭了吧,快把臭味消掉

391
00:16:55,126 --> 00:16:57,251
‪恐怕現在有點太遲了

392
00:17:05,084 --> 00:17:06,876
‪老兄,這是你造成的

393
00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:10,418
‪等那東西破掉,你就慘...

394
00:17:11,084 --> 00:17:13,209
‪-地啊,把惡臭帶走吧
‪-天啊

395
00:17:13,209 --> 00:17:14,293
‪我的眼睛噴到了

396
00:17:14,293 --> 00:17:18,043
‪-我願意獻出靈魂,撒旦
‪-我也向你效忠,撒旦

397
00:17:18,626 --> 00:17:20,584
‪惡臭是你造成的?

398
00:17:20,584 --> 00:17:23,459
‪應該說是你的副總統的錯

399
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,543
‪同時也是第一夫人的私人專案

400
00:17:25,543 --> 00:17:28,876
‪所以要是那顆大泡泡破掉
‪我們沒人洗得清罪嫌

401
00:17:28,876 --> 00:17:31,376
‪嬤嬤得在庭院幫我們沖水

402
00:17:31,376 --> 00:17:33,668
‪我就跟你說石油很不好了

403
00:17:33,668 --> 00:17:36,459
‪妳應該要讓我眼見為憑啊
‪我要用看的才會學習

404
00:17:36,459 --> 00:17:40,459
‪聽著,我們或許還有辦法
‪能夠逃過這一劫

405
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:42,459
‪你們知道豬瀉湖是什麼嗎?

406
00:17:43,418 --> 00:17:47,376
‪那麼就容我唱一首寓教於樂的歌

407
00:17:54,168 --> 00:17:56,043
‪豬瀉湖,豬瀉湖

408
00:17:56,043 --> 00:17:57,793
‪滿月夜,我的貝蒂瓊

409
00:17:57,793 --> 00:17:59,459
‪豬瀉湖,豬瀉湖

410
00:17:59,459 --> 00:18:01,876
‪我很快就會回家,貝蒂瓊寶貝

411
00:18:08,459 --> 00:18:10,209
‪豬瀉湖,豬瀉湖

412
00:18:10,209 --> 00:18:12,043
‪奏出這首歌,我會去找妳...

413
00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:15,501
‪不好意思,這首歌
‪會告訴我們豬瀉湖是什麼嗎?

414
00:18:15,501 --> 00:18:16,918
‪後面才會唱到

415
00:18:16,918 --> 00:18:18,876
‪我剛才唱到哪了?

416
00:18:18,876 --> 00:18:22,584
‪中午時,我會當你的新郎,貝蒂瓊...

417
00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:24,751
‪夠了,豬瀉湖是什麼?

418
00:18:31,084 --> 00:18:33,668
‪是養豬戶有義務要挖的大洞

419
00:18:33,668 --> 00:18:34,876
‪拿來存放...

420
00:18:34,876 --> 00:18:36,376
‪請原諒我說髒話,蘇旺小姐

421
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,668
‪豬隻製造的穢物

422
00:18:38,668 --> 00:18:41,543
‪那些沼氣終究會達到臨界質量

423
00:18:41,543 --> 00:18:43,334
‪然後就爆炸

424
00:18:43,334 --> 00:18:45,376
‪就像我們的泡泡

425
00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:46,918
‪這對我們到底有什麼幫助?

426
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:50,293
‪因為住在豬瀉湖旁的人完全不在意

427
00:18:50,293 --> 00:18:54,001
‪因為他們知道
‪有那些爆炸就表示豬舍很成功

428
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:56,584
‪成功的豬舍會帶來更多工作

429
00:18:56,584 --> 00:18:58,459
‪更多工作就能帶來新的...

430
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:00,251
‪鏟子?或是...

431
00:19:00,251 --> 00:19:01,918
‪我不知道那些人會做什麼事

432
00:19:01,918 --> 00:19:06,293
‪所以我們要讓大家認為
‪有惡臭是一件好事?

433
00:19:06,293 --> 00:19:07,418
‪不會吧

434
00:19:07,418 --> 00:19:11,043
‪但你對那個巨大泡泡的說詞是

435
00:19:11,043 --> 00:19:13,876
‪“準備要爆炸了”

436
00:19:13,876 --> 00:19:15,668
‪所以我們沒時間浪費了

437
00:19:15,668 --> 00:19:18,293
‪我們得趕快扭轉逆勢

438
00:19:18,293 --> 00:19:21,084
‪幸好我知道要怎麼做

439
00:19:21,084 --> 00:19:24,376
‪閱讀?老兄,我都靠邊做邊學

440
00:19:26,543 --> 00:19:28,126
‪人類同胞們,你們要去哪?

441
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:33,668
‪天啊,我身上的老二
‪在外面甩來甩去有夠痛

442
00:19:33,668 --> 00:19:36,293
‪我們知道啦,柯林頓,變態

443
00:19:36,293 --> 00:19:38,043
‪我們要去參加惡臭派對

444
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,543
‪希望他們終於有辦法處理那個味道了

445
00:19:40,543 --> 00:19:41,709
‪味道?

446
00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:45,626
‪對,我的人類鼻子也感覺到了,好臭

447
00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:47,168
‪還是很香?

448
00:19:47,168 --> 00:19:48,418
‪還是很辣?

449
00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:49,793
‪卡哇邦嘎!

450
00:19:51,043 --> 00:19:54,626
‪我何必欺騙自己?
‪我在這裡根本不可能安然自在

451
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:57,209
‪蠢蛋,你在幹嘛?跟朋友說話嗎?

452
00:19:57,209 --> 00:20:00,293
‪在卡蒂B,自言自語是很酷的行為

453
00:20:00,293 --> 00:20:01,793
‪隨便啦

454
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:08,709
‪(快逃)

455
00:20:14,209 --> 00:20:17,126
‪歡迎各位參加惡臭祭

456
00:20:17,126 --> 00:20:19,751
‪露西,說到惡臭

457
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:22,043
‪聽說妳對惡臭增加了不少瞭解

458
00:20:22,043 --> 00:20:23,918
‪我對惡臭增加了很多瞭解

459
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,168
‪我越是瞭解

460
00:20:25,168 --> 00:20:28,959
‪就越是發現
‪我本來想除掉惡臭有多荒謬

461
00:20:36,043 --> 00:20:37,084
‪卡萊,你好啊

462
00:20:37,084 --> 00:20:40,293
‪就你現在得到的報導看來
‪我還在想我的手機何時會響

463
00:20:40,293 --> 00:20:42,126
‪你真的有手機嗎?

464
00:20:42,126 --> 00:20:43,959
‪沒有,現在口袋感覺怪怪的

465
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:47,543
‪強尼,你也知道我有多尊重
‪新聞輪播的社論倫理...

466
00:20:47,543 --> 00:20:50,709
‪唉唷,前戲開始囉

467
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:52,334
‪我不喜歡,直接跳重頭戲

468
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,209
‪請容我提出建議

469
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:57,251
‪你們報導惡臭時可以換個新角度

470
00:20:57,251 --> 00:20:59,918
‪拉瑪,你太客氣了啦

471
00:20:59,918 --> 00:21:02,126
‪通常賄賂別人的都是我

472
00:21:02,126 --> 00:21:03,793
‪這種改變很不錯

473
00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:05,376
‪真高興你是我的朋友

474
00:21:05,376 --> 00:21:07,793
‪喬治華盛頓剛來到這裡時

475
00:21:07,793 --> 00:21:10,709
‪他說這聞起來像“地獄屎堆

476
00:21:10,709 --> 00:21:13,209
‪由撒旦本人賦予生命及指揮

477
00:21:13,209 --> 00:21:17,501
‪讓我的鼻子和嘴巴塞滿
‪它們過去在人間的糞便精神”

478
00:21:17,501 --> 00:21:18,418
‪沒錯

479
00:21:18,418 --> 00:21:21,501
‪這個味道就是喬治華盛頓和保羅班揚

480
00:21:21,501 --> 00:21:23,793
‪以及其他人都聞過的

481
00:21:23,793 --> 00:21:25,793
‪要是那些人都覺得沒問題

482
00:21:25,793 --> 00:21:28,251
‪也就是寫出那些東西

483
00:21:28,251 --> 00:21:30,418
‪還有做出那些事的人都沒問題

484
00:21:30,418 --> 00:21:32,251
‪那我也覺得沒問題

485
00:21:35,751 --> 00:21:38,334
‪社論來了:惡臭現在是好事了

486
00:21:38,334 --> 00:21:40,001
‪聽聽我有多大聲

487
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:42,918
‪新研究發現惡臭是歷史

488
00:21:42,918 --> 00:21:44,334
‪沒人比我更大聲

489
00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:46,543
‪我信任新聞輪播

490
00:21:46,543 --> 00:21:49,793
‪他們告訴我們事實
‪然後我們自行做決定

491
00:21:49,793 --> 00:21:51,626
‪我喜歡惡臭

492
00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:54,834
‪要是我們除掉惡臭

493
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:57,793
‪就等於除掉歷史

494
00:21:57,793 --> 00:22:00,543
‪我喜歡保存歷史,這樣我們才能記得

495
00:22:00,543 --> 00:22:03,043
‪不然就會忘記,然後就成了歷史

496
00:22:03,043 --> 00:22:06,084
‪確實,惡臭很臭

497
00:22:06,084 --> 00:22:07,668
‪但要是完全沒惡臭呢?

498
00:22:07,668 --> 00:22:08,918
‪那就慘了

499
00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:12,543
‪-那是我的笑話耶
‪-真厲害

500
00:22:12,543 --> 00:22:15,293
‪說不定以後會有人寫歌紀念這件事

501
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:17,126
‪我這就開始寫

502
00:22:17,126 --> 00:22:18,376
‪現在別吵,奧爾

503
00:22:21,959 --> 00:22:23,251
‪等等,那是...

504
00:22:23,251 --> 00:22:25,168
‪是彗星!我說對了!

505
00:22:25,168 --> 00:22:27,126
‪做得好,教授

506
00:22:27,918 --> 00:22:30,918
‪不過在白天看到算正常嗎?

507
00:22:30,918 --> 00:22:33,709
‪不正常,它一定是撞上了地球大氣層

508
00:22:33,709 --> 00:22:35,084
‪但會是什麼改變了它的...

509
00:22:35,084 --> 00:22:37,501
‪對喔,月球都碎得差不多了

510
00:22:40,376 --> 00:22:42,293
‪我們該尖叫逃跑嗎?

511
00:22:42,293 --> 00:22:44,834
‪不用,它還沒靠近我們就會碎裂了

512
00:22:54,459 --> 00:22:56,251
‪靠,倒楣透了

513
00:23:06,501 --> 00:23:08,084
‪我愛惡臭

514
00:23:10,668 --> 00:23:16,418
‪美國萬歲...

515
00:23:16,418 --> 00:23:18,626
‪-你幹嘛?
‪-沒幹嘛,妳才在幹嘛?

516
00:23:18,626 --> 00:23:20,293
‪你已經錯失機會了

517
00:23:20,293 --> 00:23:23,043
‪而且現在算什麼好時機?

518
00:23:23,043 --> 00:23:23,959
‪我也不知道啊

519
00:23:23,959 --> 00:23:26,168
‪我大學讀的是男校

520
00:23:26,168 --> 00:23:28,709
‪妳和我又經歷了
‪蔡司和安蒂的《舞力全開》橋段...

521
00:23:28,709 --> 00:23:30,168
‪只有你經歷而已

522
00:23:30,168 --> 00:23:31,959
‪我又因為說對了而感到性奮

523
00:23:31,959 --> 00:23:35,418
‪我現在全身都是史前螃蟹液體,賽門

524
00:23:35,418 --> 00:23:37,043
‪拜託喔

525
00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:41,834
‪很抱歉我破壞了妳的志業

526
00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:44,251
‪雖然其實是拉瑪在誤導妳

527
00:23:44,251 --> 00:23:47,334
‪你還是不該來搞破壞
‪搞破壞是錯的

528
00:23:47,334 --> 00:23:49,084
‪結果這麼好算你走運

529
00:23:49,834 --> 00:23:51,084
‪天啊,跑進我的眼睛了

530
00:23:51,084 --> 00:23:53,626
‪去你的喬治華盛頓

531
00:23:55,918 --> 00:23:57,709
‪難道這是...

532
00:23:58,793 --> 00:24:00,168
‪硫瘴氣?

533
00:24:00,168 --> 00:24:01,918
‪地球有硫瘴氣

534
00:24:05,209 --> 00:24:08,543
‪味道就跟家鄉的菲薩福雷梅派一樣

535
00:24:09,126 --> 00:24:11,251
‪也許地球也不是爛得徹底嘛

536
00:24:13,918 --> 00:24:17,209
‪新聞快報,比爾柯林頓在吃這種東西

537
00:24:17,209 --> 00:24:19,876
‪社論:你好噁心

538
00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:24,126
‪-我又回來了
‪-又回來了

539
00:24:24,126 --> 00:24:26,001
‪來結束這一切

540
00:24:26,751 --> 00:24:31,751
‪因為歌曲最適合拿來做結尾

541
00:24:31,751 --> 00:24:44,668
‪謝謝書

542
00:25:34,543 --> 00:25:36,459
‪字幕翻譯:韓仁耀