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‪嘿 赵氏新闻播报车来啦
‪我是万斯巴瑞

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‪关心邻里的退休人士

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‪巴瑞先生
‪趣事异闻版有什么新闻吗?

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‪《家庭马戏团》真的很奇怪

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‪爷爷是鬼
‪他在看《妈妈给杰夫洗澡》

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‪但今天的大新闻是

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‪为什么这个世界现在这么臭?

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‪我叫它“臭气” 先生

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‪连邋遢小姐都嫌臭

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‪她叫这个名字是因为她很脏

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‪不然为什么会有人叫这个名字?

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‪接下来是天气播报

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‪臭气马上就来了!

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‪快跑!是臭气!

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‪用力扑棱!你是鸟 对吧?

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‪我不知道我是什么!

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‪穆里根

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{\an8}‪紧急内阁会议

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{\an8}‪自从小布什总统为我们展示
‪他能在嘴里塞进

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{\an8}‪多少椒盐卷饼后
‪我就没参加过紧急内阁会议

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{\an8}‪这次的紧急情况是不是关于
‪从数据上说

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‪这里有两个人穿错了鞋码?

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‪我没有召集这次会议 是露西

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‪伙计们 我们得想办法解决臭气

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‪大家都讨厌它 尤其是那个叫乔尔的

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‪因为外星人给他安了个狗鼻子

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‪你得大点声!

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‪我正在用我的耳朵手
‪遮住狗鼻孔!

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‪我说 “我很抱歉你的手
‪变成了耳朵!”

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‪什么?我的耳朵!好臭!

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‪臭气是污染 污染不是好事

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‪还记得漏油吗?

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‪鹈鹕会变得很黏 你们根本不知道

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‪漏油是自然循环的一部分

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‪否则的话
‪我们的世界大概率已经鹈鹕泛滥了

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‪吞噬着所有送子鹤们丢下来的小宝宝

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‪尽管如此 我们现在有机会

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‪思考清洁能源 比如风能

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‪是吗?风能?

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‪就是风把臭气吹过来的

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‪正是第一夫人想根除的东西

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‪你为什么不能支持其他女性呢?

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‪你已经打过那张牌了

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‪噢 你对我倒是挺关注的

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‪听着 这很重要 人们在受苦

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‪我不知道 露丝
‪这真的是我们的首要问题吗?

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‪因为我开始觉得
‪我就是其中一个穿错鞋的人

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‪看看就知道了 我的量脚器就在这里

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‪我很高兴

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‪我们的第一夫人对当下的问题感兴趣

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‪你是说除了重新装修?

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‪苏万小姐 我学到教训了

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‪你不是腼腆的人

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‪现在是你找到
‪作为第一夫人的使命的时候了

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‪我确实想搞出点名堂来...

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‪要有远大志向

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‪看看南希里根的“拒绝就行”运动

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‪我的天啊 我忘了以前的人叫南希

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‪安洁莉卡范布伦试图解决意大利问题

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‪劳拉布什也一样

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‪而露西苏万会消灭臭气!

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‪谢谢你 拉马尔先生

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‪以前

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‪每次发生飓风或是癌症或是911

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‪他们都会举办盛大的名人音乐会
‪也许我可以弄一个

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‪但还有名人吗?

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‪这主意太棒了 苏万小姐

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‪完美到无法言喻

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‪等等 凭什么露西就能
‪和名人在一起?

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‪既然这件事如此重要
‪不该交给总统去做吗?

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‪耐心点 先生
‪我们还有另一条鱼要煎

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‪真的煎鱼 还是另有所指?

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‪因为你之前跟我说 我会吃乌鸦
‪但我并没有吃到...

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‪我要去找些名人

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‪人口普查结果显示
‪安迪迪克住在基桥下

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‪我相信那是2022年的人口普查

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‪但也许他还在

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‪会议很圆满 各位

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‪就在喉咙里!

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‪嘿 小艾 你要去哪里吗?

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‪如果我要被困在这个星球上

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‪我想我应该了解下那些吃肉的居民

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‪我在礼物店找到了一本指南

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‪你觉得杜莎夫人蜡像馆还在营业吗?

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‪没错 但《海滩游侠》的演员
‪都融化了

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‪还是很热辣 只是不一样的“热”

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‪早上好啊 法拉

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‪我刚参加了历史上最没用的会议

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‪《德国协议》都得让道

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‪你去哪了?

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‪攒步数呢

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‪我没想到星期日要上班

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‪周日?教授 今天是星期一 对吗?

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‪我不这么认为

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‪但每天重复的日子都分不清是周几了

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‪每天都是 “醒醒
‪找个安全的地方拉屎 呀哒呀哒”

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‪我讨厌那家伙

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‪呀哒呀哒!

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‪-我不知道你想要什么!
‪-呀哒!

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‪我们真的不知道日期吗?

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‪哦对 这东西不好用

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‪现在我的口袋感觉怪怪的

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‪这太荒谬了

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‪听着 今天是星期日 我会证明这一点

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‪除非我先证明今天是星期一

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‪用真正的科学

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‪而不是关于过去的小故事

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‪那就接招吧

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‪这就像是《舞出我人生:街舞》

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‪只不过我们竞争的是头脑
‪而不是青少年的舞技

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‪大脑楼层见 博士

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‪不好意思 你知道这里有名人吗?

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‪嗯 有位女士会生火

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‪她是个大人物

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‪是啊 只是我想为去除臭气
‪举办一场大型慈善演唱会

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‪这主意太棒了

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‪我是说 名人演唱充满力量

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‪还记得希拉里克林顿
‪竞选时用的那个《战歌》视频吗?

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‪正是因为那个视频

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‪我才决定不投给她

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‪你真的是为了臭气举办慈善演唱会吗
‪长头发小姐?

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‪是的 这是我的事业

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‪因为臭气弥漫
‪我们都看不到晚上的星星了

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‪而且鸟儿也飞得太低了

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‪好痛 我的脸

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‪我想这就是为什么
‪大鹅来了 有人会提醒“蹲下”

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‪就连法比娅都忍不住笑了

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‪听着 我只是想帮忙

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‪所以有谁认识还活着的名人...

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‪有人说“名人”了吗?

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‪“寻爱”和怪人艾尔?

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‪不再是了

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‪这个世界变得太奇怪了
‪甚至对我来说也有点过了

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‪我现在只是阿尔弗雷德扬科维奇

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‪袭击发生时
‪我在肯尼迪中心荣誉奖颁奖礼上

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‪我正在镇上参加朋友的犹太成年礼

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‪我们通过跟外星人做一些事
‪幸存了下来

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‪我想是性爱?

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‪总之 我们很想帮忙
‪因为臭气真的很臭

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‪现在不是开玩笑的时候 寻爱

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‪有需要尽管找我们
‪尤其是跟打鼓有关的事儿

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‪没错 但我不会模仿别人的歌

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‪我只演奏波尔卡曲子

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‪真是受不了你了 扬科维奇

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‪跟图片不太像啊

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‪都是因为你们!

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‪滚回天王星去!

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{\an8}‪哦 非常聪明

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{\an8}‪好吧 可笑的是你
‪因为我不止有一个肛门

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‪-我有十个
‪-滚开 怪胎!

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{\an8}‪你们以为我不想走?
‪我被困在这里了 我们只能...

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{\an8}‪啊 我的肛门!

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‪该死

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‪其中的一个东西肯定能打开秘密通道

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‪今天的大新闻是第一夫人的
‪“消除臭气”行动

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‪人们支持这个行动 也很爱戴她

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‪这是我的民意调查结果
‪万斯巴瑞认为她对他很好

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‪你正在收听的是《赵氏新闻》
‪“未来是赵的”

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‪别忘了点赞 并在滑板车上关注我们

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‪其他关于露西的新闻
‪她要举办一场演唱会

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‪但总统呢?他今天做了什么?

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‪我不知道 总统在做什么?

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‪看上去他只是站在那里
‪像个饥渴的婊子

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‪说真的吗?

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‪如果不是我
‪你根本没有机会在这里鄙视我

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‪记得吗?我拯救了地球?

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‪那是一周前的事了

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‪这是新闻 老兄 不播陈芝麻烂谷子

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‪喂 赵 快回去工作

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‪星期日是我的休息日 长官

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‪但今天不是星期四吗?

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‪在我家每天都是塔可星期二

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‪因为我住在墨西哥快餐店

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‪我跟你说了
‪应该由我出面解决臭气

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‪大家都在谈论露西

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‪而我却在这里寻找秘密通道
‪但怎么都找不到!

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{\an8}‪拜托 来个机关吧

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‪直接打我脸上了

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‪对不起 法比娅

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‪我告诉过你 我们有更大的鱼要煎

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‪我不喜欢吃鱼 除非有很多番茄酱

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‪总统先生 我不会晾着你不管的

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‪就像妈妈挂在晾衣绳上的内裤

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‪附近的男孩们在围栏上偷看

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‪暗暗为上面的各种绑带和蕾丝而惊叹

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‪我有个计划

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‪你知道你一有计划
‪上帝就会做什么吗?

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‪他会把你搞得一团糟 顺便带上我

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‪我本想给你一个惊喜的
‪但我们出去散散步吧

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‪散步?

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‪就是“走一走”的高级说法吧?
‪那我可以

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‪你这叫耀武扬威 先生

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‪好了 你又开始摇头晃脑了
‪正常走就好

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00:08:29,126 --> 00:08:31,168
‪-现在我不会走了
‪-你想太多了

195
00:08:34,001 --> 00:08:37,251
‪我从没想过
‪会在图书馆见到法拉布朗博士

196
00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:40,251
‪你现在在我的地盘上了
‪就像蔡斯在安迪的芭蕾舞课上

197
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‪又是《舞出我人生2》的梗吗?

198
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‪我不在乎 但祝你好运
‪在历史书里找到今天的约会对象

199
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‪哦对 我忘了
‪科学总是让一切变得更好

200
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‪非常感谢核武器

201
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‪超级肌肉老头和科学怪人

202
00:08:52,376 --> 00:08:53,376
‪科学怪人的怪物?

203
00:08:53,376 --> 00:08:54,376
‪科学怪人的怪物!

204
00:08:55,084 --> 00:08:56,668
‪冰上见 教授

205
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‪如果这是体育梗 那你就找错人了

206
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{\an8}‪(《圣周一饮酒史》)

207
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‪书 读书

208
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‪思维的电影

209
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{\an8}‪比如说 单词

210
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‪“基本”和“仰卧”

211
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{\an8}‪我写了这首歌

212
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‪读一本书

213
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‪一本书

214
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{\an8}‪书里有知识

215
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{\an8}‪你想知道

216
00:09:28,418 --> 00:09:31,959
{\an8}‪就像唱歌的音调

217
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{\an8}‪越来越高

218
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‪谢谢你 书

219
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‪书!

220
00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:45,251
‪好吧 你让我看什么?

221
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,876
‪这是一块油田 先生

222
00:09:47,918 --> 00:09:50,043
‪我承认 我可能有点着急了

223
00:09:50,043 --> 00:09:54,334
‪就像骑上了我的老剧
‪《滑溜公主》里的那匹马

224
00:09:54,334 --> 00:09:55,918
‪但我这么做是为了帮你 先生

225
00:09:55,918 --> 00:09:57,543
‪我们越早恢复电网

226
00:09:57,543 --> 00:09:59,626
‪你的选民就越早开上汽车

227
00:09:59,626 --> 00:10:01,668
‪用微波炉加热他们珍贵的速食馅饼

228
00:10:03,793 --> 00:10:07,084
‪你在哪里找到会挖石油的人?

229
00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:10,376
‪军方击败外星人的一个
‪更有创意的计划

230
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‪是基于电影《世界末日》

231
00:10:12,126 --> 00:10:14,126
‪那部电影是关于炸小行星的

232
00:10:14,126 --> 00:10:17,626
‪《空中大灌篮》还是关于篮球的呢
‪错误时有发生

233
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‪(詹姆斯 23号)

234
00:10:20,418 --> 00:10:23,668
‪但不要误会我 先生
‪钻探石油不是错误

235
00:10:23,668 --> 00:10:25,209
‪但露西呢?

236
00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:28,293
‪她讨厌石油 因为会造成污染

237
00:10:28,293 --> 00:10:31,751
‪先生 石油是天然的 它来自恐龙骨头

238
00:10:31,751 --> 00:10:34,668
‪你要这么想 汽油只是迅猛龙果汁

239
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‪太棒了!

240
00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:38,918
‪你不觉得当露西使用
‪吓坏我们穴居人祖先的生物的骨头

241
00:10:38,918 --> 00:10:42,459
‪吹头发时 她会原谅你吗?

242
00:10:42,459 --> 00:10:44,876
‪你会再次成为英雄 总统先生

243
00:10:44,876 --> 00:10:46,959
‪好的 我们召开记者会

244
00:10:46,959 --> 00:10:49,626
‪也许我会推出一台
‪《葛拉卡》游戏里的机器

245
00:10:49,626 --> 00:10:51,709
‪“这玩意没用 让我们打碎它”

246
00:10:51,709 --> 00:10:52,626
‪然后说

247
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‪“等等!”

248
00:10:53,959 --> 00:10:57,501
‪然后我玩一晚上的《葛拉卡》
‪大家都疯了

249
00:10:57,501 --> 00:10:59,084
‪好主意

250
00:10:59,084 --> 00:11:00,959
‪我们可以在几个月内就实现

251
00:11:00,959 --> 00:11:02,709
‪几个月?我的天

252
00:11:02,709 --> 00:11:04,959
‪罗马不是一天建成的 先生

253
00:11:04,959 --> 00:11:06,668
‪我其实去过罗马一次

254
00:11:06,668 --> 00:11:10,043
‪感觉根本就没建好 乱七八糟的

255
00:11:10,043 --> 00:11:11,168
‪(臭气援助)

256
00:11:12,918 --> 00:11:16,168
‪露西请来了怪人艾尔
‪和1/12的“根”乐队?

257
00:11:17,876 --> 00:11:21,043
‪你要去哪里?

258
00:11:22,584 --> 00:11:24,293
‪我想感谢我们的表演者

259
00:11:24,293 --> 00:11:26,334
‪寻爱、阿尔弗雷德扬科维奇

260
00:11:26,334 --> 00:11:29,501
‪和弗兰克卡里恩多的模仿者
‪乔伊蒙特西托

261
00:11:29,501 --> 00:11:31,876
‪我是弗兰克卡里恩多

262
00:11:31,876 --> 00:11:35,043
‪还有你们的美国总统

263
00:11:35,043 --> 00:11:37,334
‪麦修穆里根!

264
00:11:39,668 --> 00:11:40,793
‪你在这里做什么?

265
00:11:40,793 --> 00:11:43,459
‪露丝 你会想去帽子店 买一顶帽子

266
00:11:43,459 --> 00:11:45,376
‪然后把帽子带到这里

267
00:11:45,376 --> 00:11:46,918
‪你知道我做不到

268
00:11:46,918 --> 00:11:49,168
‪画廊广场的帽子店里都是狼

269
00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:52,084
‪很多人都在谈论臭气...

270
00:11:52,084 --> 00:11:54,209
‪并且演奏波尔卡手风琴

271
00:11:54,209 --> 00:11:56,834
‪但我会采取措施解决这个问题

272
00:11:56,834 --> 00:11:59,293
‪没错 穆里根政府

273
00:11:59,293 --> 00:12:02,168
‪将彻底清除臭气

274
00:12:02,168 --> 00:12:05,418
‪这才是我所谓的本垒打

275
00:12:05,918 --> 00:12:06,751
‪我的口头禅

276
00:12:06,751 --> 00:12:07,751
‪耶!

277
00:12:07,751 --> 00:12:08,834
‪我们爱你 麦蒂

278
00:12:08,834 --> 00:12:10,251
‪我们什么时候能拿到钱?

279
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,376
‪(《弗雷特的华盛顿旅游指南》)

280
00:12:12,376 --> 00:12:15,834
‪你们好 我是普通的人类
‪跟你们其他人类一样

281
00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,334
‪你不是普通人

282
00:12:18,251 --> 00:12:21,001
‪嘿 你猜怎么着?
‪比尔克林顿还活着 我就知道

283
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:23,251
{\an8}‪他有大猩猩的手 这也我也知道

284
00:12:23,251 --> 00:12:24,584
‪-我...
‪-天哪!

285
00:12:24,584 --> 00:12:25,543
‪别担心

286
00:12:25,543 --> 00:12:27,834
‪-我不是...
‪-是比尔克林顿!快跑!

287
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,751
{\an8}‪我只是想了解你们的种族!

288
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,709
‪你在1998年就用过那句台词了 老兄

289
00:12:35,793 --> 00:12:38,501
{\an8}‪我没意识到

290
00:12:38,501 --> 00:12:40,293
{\an8}‪会有更多书

291
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:43,126
{\an8}‪没有书能帮我

292
00:12:43,126 --> 00:12:45,168
‪等等 这有一本

293
00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,918
‪谈摇滚乐的拟声唱法

294
00:12:47,918 --> 00:12:49,501
‪(只限成人)

295
00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:51,168
‪(《沃伦G哈定日记》)

296
00:12:53,793 --> 00:12:55,001
‪尤里卡

297
00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:58,043
‪现在这首歌唱完了

298
00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:02,334
{\an8}‪谢谢你 书!

299
00:13:02,334 --> 00:13:04,126
‪接下来是付费广告

300
00:13:04,126 --> 00:13:07,209
‪今晚来喜剧地窖看乔伊蒙特西托

301
00:13:07,209 --> 00:13:09,043
‪比以往更低的地下酒吧

302
00:13:09,043 --> 00:13:10,501
‪现在继续播报新闻

303
00:13:10,501 --> 00:13:13,751
‪今天早些时候
‪白宫说他们会解决臭气问题

304
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,043
‪但数小时过去了 问题依然没有解决

305
00:13:16,043 --> 00:13:18,376
‪为何会这样?人们想要答案

306
00:13:18,376 --> 00:13:20,168
‪是啊 什么原因?

307
00:13:20,168 --> 00:13:22,876
‪这里还是有臭味 先生

308
00:13:24,293 --> 00:13:27,376
‪能把它还回来吗?那块石头很漂亮

309
00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:30,376
‪-太好了!
‪-大家怎么都在生我的气?

310
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:33,918
‪因为你许下了承诺
‪而承诺等同于政治自杀

311
00:13:33,918 --> 00:13:35,918
‪看看乔治布什“不收新税”的承诺

312
00:13:35,918 --> 00:13:38,918
‪或是米勒德菲尔莫尔
‪“终结意大利问题”的承诺

313
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:42,001
‪意大利人从阿拉斯加回来
‪就像什么都没发生一样

314
00:13:42,001 --> 00:13:44,126
‪你来臭气援助中心做什么?

315
00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:46,043
‪拉马尔先生说臭气是我的项目

316
00:13:46,043 --> 00:13:48,418
‪我不能为石油等那么久

317
00:13:50,376 --> 00:13:51,459
‪他在挖石油

318
00:13:51,459 --> 00:13:53,209
‪-你真是个笨蛋 先生
‪-什么?

319
00:13:53,209 --> 00:13:54,793
‪我说你是笨蛋

320
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,709
‪所以我们都搞砸了

321
00:13:56,709 --> 00:13:57,793
‪我什么时候搞砸了?

322
00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,751
‪也许是夏娃吃了那个苹果时?

323
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:03,418
‪但如果我们把臭气的问题解决了
‪大家就会既往不咎了 对吧?

324
00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:07,043
‪重点是 臭气是无法解决的问题

325
00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:08,793
‪“世界被炸没了”

326
00:14:08,793 --> 00:14:12,001
‪“不知道是什么味道这么难闻?”

327
00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:13,084
‪一切都很难闻

328
00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:16,418
‪等等 那你为什么要把这个
‪无法解决的问题丢给我?

329
00:14:16,418 --> 00:14:17,668
‪你不是说很完美吗?

330
00:14:17,668 --> 00:14:19,668
‪因为这是无法解决的

331
00:14:19,668 --> 00:14:22,543
‪我不想让你这个碍事的

332
00:14:22,543 --> 00:14:23,668
‪给总统吹枕边风

333
00:14:23,668 --> 00:14:26,334
‪或是组织毫无意义的慈善演唱会

334
00:14:26,334 --> 00:14:28,834
‪都没钱了 你还募捐什么?

335
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,126
‪我不知道 你早猜到了

336
00:14:31,126 --> 00:14:34,918
‪你只是不想让我破坏你那些小计划

337
00:14:34,918 --> 00:14:37,876
‪好吧 老兄 如果你这么聪明
‪我们现在该怎么办?

338
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:39,543
‪谁是“我们” 总统先生?

339
00:14:39,543 --> 00:14:42,001
‪我可不想跟这个烂摊子扯上关系

340
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:43,834
‪你们只能靠自己了

341
00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:45,959
‪好吧 你知道吗?我们不需要你

342
00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:48,168
‪我和露西会想办法解决的

343
00:14:48,168 --> 00:14:49,126
‪对

344
00:14:52,376 --> 00:14:55,501
‪-你真烂 穆里根!
‪-你才烂 邋遢小姐!

345
00:14:56,084 --> 00:14:59,626
‪我知道今天是星期一 证据就在...

346
00:15:01,209 --> 00:15:02,876
‪该死的臭气

347
00:15:05,084 --> 00:15:06,626
‪别又来啊!

348
00:15:09,668 --> 00:15:11,834
‪-我一直在等你
‪-你在这里做什么?

349
00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:13,459
‪你看过我的笔记吗?

350
00:15:13,459 --> 00:15:14,376
‪没有

351
00:15:15,043 --> 00:15:15,876
‪我的肛门!

352
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:21,293
‪不 法拉 我来这儿是因为这个

353
00:15:22,043 --> 00:15:24,251
‪“乔治华盛顿的日记”

354
00:15:24,251 --> 00:15:26,959
‪“找到这本书的人
‪请把它还给我的奴隶

355
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,459
‪你会得到一大笔酬金”

356
00:15:28,459 --> 00:15:30,334
‪好吧 这太讽刺了吧?

357
00:15:30,334 --> 00:15:31,751
‪“1797年”

358
00:15:31,751 --> 00:15:35,001
‪“我抽了一些杰斐逊的大麻后
‪躺在田野上

359
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:38,209
‪我看见一道闪光划过夜空”

360
00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:40,376
‪“我真的不能再嗑药了”

361
00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:43,084
‪但那不是他的幻觉 是一颗彗星

362
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,793
‪华盛顿的彗星每25年才出现一次

363
00:15:46,793 --> 00:15:48,834
‪没错 在1997年

364
00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:51,459
‪彗星记录在比尔克林顿的日记里

365
00:15:51,459 --> 00:15:54,418
‪同一天晚上 凯瑟琳贝尔在
‪《执法悍将》里饰演的角色

366
00:15:54,418 --> 00:15:57,251
{\an8}‪“在船上和一个男人打架
‪汗流浃背”

367
00:15:57,251 --> 00:15:59,334
{\an8}‪而今年 彗星

368
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,918
{\an8}‪将在4月11日星期一晚上出现

369
00:16:01,918 --> 00:16:03,668
‪也就是今晚

370
00:16:03,668 --> 00:16:05,543
‪不 博士 今天是星期天

371
00:16:05,543 --> 00:16:07,834
‪所以彗星要到明天才会出现

372
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,793
‪不信你自己看 因为我搞了半天
‪也没弄懂怎么用

373
00:16:12,126 --> 00:16:13,876
‪天空在上面 教授

374
00:16:13,876 --> 00:16:15,959
‪我来的时候就是这样

375
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,168
‪可恶

376
00:16:22,001 --> 00:16:24,668
‪所以根据一位科学家的说法

377
00:16:24,668 --> 00:16:27,251
‪我的油田是导致臭气的原因

378
00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:30,793
‪怎么 那味儿比我妈妈的
‪火辣派更浓郁

379
00:16:30,793 --> 00:16:33,418
‪没有这东西 我瞎编的

380
00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:36,793
‪这座城市建在沼泽上 先生
‪地点很糟糕

381
00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:38,876
‪但多亏了南方奴隶州的妥协...

382
00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:41,918
‪拜托 什么事都要往这上面扯吗?

383
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:44,418
‪不只是随便什么沼泽

384
00:16:44,418 --> 00:16:47,376
‪而是充满腐烂海洋生物
‪产生的硫磺气体的有毒沼泽

385
00:16:47,376 --> 00:16:50,876
‪你的钻探释放出了几千年的毒气

386
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:55,126
‪亲爱的上帝和他的金发小儿子
‪快让这味道停下

387
00:16:55,126 --> 00:16:57,251
‪是啊 恐怕太迟了

388
00:17:05,084 --> 00:17:06,876
‪听着 伙计 这是你造成的

389
00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:10,418
‪等那玩意爆了 整个世界都会...

390
00:17:11,084 --> 00:17:13,209
‪-撒旦 把这东西拿走!
‪-天啊!

391
00:17:13,209 --> 00:17:14,293
‪进我眼里了!

392
00:17:14,293 --> 00:17:18,043
‪-我把自己献给你 撒旦!
‪-我也发誓效忠你 撒旦!

393
00:17:18,626 --> 00:17:20,584
‪臭气是你的错?

394
00:17:20,584 --> 00:17:23,418
‪先生 这是你的副总统的错

395
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,543
‪你的第一夫人搞的那个宠物项目
‪也有责任

396
00:17:25,543 --> 00:17:28,834
‪所以当那个大泡泡爆掉时
‪我们都不会干净

397
00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:31,376
‪奶奶会拿水管子把我们冲出院子的

398
00:17:31,376 --> 00:17:33,668
‪我跟你说过石油不好

399
00:17:33,668 --> 00:17:36,418
‪你应该让我亲眼看到
‪我是视觉学习者!

400
00:17:36,418 --> 00:17:40,334
‪听着 我们也许仍有脱身的办法

401
00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:42,459
‪你们知道什么是猪圈泻湖吗?

402
00:17:43,418 --> 00:17:47,376
‪好吧 请容我用一首歌来告诉你们

403
00:17:54,168 --> 00:17:56,043
‪猪圈泻湖 噢 猪圈泻湖

404
00:17:56,043 --> 00:17:57,793
‪丰收的月亮 和我的贝蒂琼

405
00:17:57,793 --> 00:17:59,459
‪噢 猪圈泻湖 没错 猪圈泻湖

406
00:17:59,459 --> 00:18:01,876
‪我很快就回家 贝蒂琼

407
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,751
‪咿哈!

408
00:18:08,459 --> 00:18:10,209
‪猪圈泻湖 噢 猪圈泻湖

409
00:18:10,209 --> 00:18:12,043
‪继续弹这首曲子 你会弄清楚...

410
00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:15,501
‪抱歉 这首歌什么时候
‪才能唱到重点?

411
00:18:15,501 --> 00:18:16,918
‪得到后面的段落

412
00:18:16,918 --> 00:18:18,876
‪我唱到哪了?

413
00:18:18,876 --> 00:18:22,584
‪中午的时候
‪我会做你的新郎 我的贝蒂琼

414
00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:24,751
‪天哪 什么是猪圈泻湖?

415
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,668
‪这是养猪的农民挖的一个大坑

416
00:18:33,668 --> 00:18:36,376
‪用来填...
‪请别介意我的法语 苏万小姐

417
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,584
‪猪的排泄物

418
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:41,543
‪最终沼气量达到了临界值

419
00:18:41,543 --> 00:18:43,334
‪然后爆炸

420
00:18:43,334 --> 00:18:45,376
‪就像我们的小泡泡

421
00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:46,918
‪这对我们有什么帮助?

422
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:50,293
‪因为住在猪圈泻湖附近的人
‪一点都不介意

423
00:18:50,293 --> 00:18:54,001
‪他们开始意识到
‪爆炸意味着养猪场蓬勃发展

424
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:56,543
‪兴旺的养猪场意味着更多工作

425
00:18:56,543 --> 00:19:00,168
‪更多的工作意味着新...铲子?或是...

426
00:19:00,168 --> 00:19:01,918
‪我不知道那些人想要什么

427
00:19:01,918 --> 00:19:06,293
‪所以我们要让大家觉得臭气是好事?

428
00:19:06,293 --> 00:19:07,376
‪认真的吗?

429
00:19:07,376 --> 00:19:11,043
‪但你说过那个巨型泡泡
‪我引用下你的原话

430
00:19:11,043 --> 00:19:13,876
‪“注定会爆炸 但是好事
‪猪猪们 开饭了”

431
00:19:13,876 --> 00:19:15,543
‪那我们就没时间浪费了

432
00:19:15,543 --> 00:19:18,251
‪我们得立刻把坏事变成好事

433
00:19:18,251 --> 00:19:21,084
‪幸好我知道怎么做

434
00:19:21,084 --> 00:19:24,376
‪读书?伙计 我是触觉学习者

435
00:19:26,543 --> 00:19:28,126
‪你们要去哪里 人类同胞?

436
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:33,668
‪天啊 我的体外阴茎
‪只是耷拉着都疼得慌

437
00:19:33,668 --> 00:19:36,293
‪是的 我们知道 克林顿 变态

438
00:19:36,293 --> 00:19:38,001
‪我们要去臭气派对

439
00:19:38,001 --> 00:19:40,543
‪希望他们终于能解决这个味道了

440
00:19:40,543 --> 00:19:41,626
‪味道?

441
00:19:41,626 --> 00:19:45,626
‪我是说 是的 我的人类鼻子闻到了
‪真是糟透了

442
00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:47,168
‪还是好闻?

443
00:19:47,168 --> 00:19:48,376
‪或许是热的?

444
00:19:48,376 --> 00:19:49,793
‪咔哇嘣嘎!

445
00:19:51,043 --> 00:19:54,543
‪我在骗谁你?
‪我永远都不会在这里有家的感觉

446
00:19:54,543 --> 00:19:57,209
‪你在做什么 笨蛋?
‪跟你的朋友们聊天?

447
00:19:57,209 --> 00:20:00,293
‪在卡迪B星球上
‪自言自语很件很酷的事

448
00:20:00,293 --> 00:20:01,793
‪好吧

449
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:08,709
‪(跑)

450
00:20:14,209 --> 00:20:17,126
‪欢迎大家来到臭气节!

451
00:20:17,126 --> 00:20:19,668
‪嘿 露西 说到臭气

452
00:20:19,668 --> 00:20:22,043
‪我听说你学了很多关于臭气的知识?

453
00:20:22,043 --> 00:20:23,834
‪我对臭气有了很多了解

454
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,168
‪我了解得越多

455
00:20:25,168 --> 00:20:28,959
‪我就越意识到
‪我之前想要去除臭气是多么错误

456
00:20:36,043 --> 00:20:37,084
‪怎么了卡特莱特?

457
00:20:37,084 --> 00:20:40,293
‪有了你的媒体造势
‪我还在想我的手机什么时候会响

458
00:20:40,293 --> 00:20:42,126
‪你真的有手机吗?

459
00:20:42,126 --> 00:20:43,959
‪没有 我的口袋感觉怪怪的

460
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:47,543
‪强尼 你知道我有多尊重
‪新闻播报车的编辑诚信...

461
00:20:47,543 --> 00:20:50,626
‪前戏开始了

462
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:52,334
‪我讨厌这个步骤 跳到“造人”环节

463
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,209
‪如果可以的话 我想建议你

464
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:57,251
‪换一个报道臭气的角度

465
00:20:57,251 --> 00:20:59,876
‪拉马尔 你不必这么破费的

466
00:20:59,876 --> 00:21:02,084
‪我通常是贿赂别人的人

467
00:21:02,084 --> 00:21:03,793
‪这是个不错的改变

468
00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:05,376
‪我很高兴你是我的朋友

469
00:21:05,376 --> 00:21:07,793
‪乔治华盛顿第一次来的时候

470
00:21:07,793 --> 00:21:10,709
‪他说这味道闻起来像是
‪“地狱里的一切粪便

471
00:21:10,709 --> 00:21:13,209
‪都被赋予了生命
‪并由魔鬼亲自下令

472
00:21:13,209 --> 00:21:16,126
‪让曾存在于世间的粪便的灵魂

473
00:21:16,126 --> 00:21:17,501
‪填满我的鼻子和嘴巴”

474
00:21:17,501 --> 00:21:18,418
‪没错

475
00:21:18,418 --> 00:21:21,501
‪这是乔治华盛顿和保罗班扬

476
00:21:21,501 --> 00:21:23,793
‪和其他所有人闻过的味道

477
00:21:23,793 --> 00:21:25,751
‪如果对那些人来说足够好

478
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:28,251
‪那些写下那些词句的人

479
00:21:28,251 --> 00:21:30,418
‪做了那些事的人

480
00:21:30,418 --> 00:21:32,251
‪那对我来说也足够好

481
00:21:35,751 --> 00:21:38,251
‪社论!臭味是好事了

482
00:21:38,251 --> 00:21:39,876
‪看看我有多大声!

483
00:21:39,876 --> 00:21:42,834
‪新研究显示臭气是历史!

484
00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:44,334
‪没人比我更大声!

485
00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:46,459
‪我相信赵氏新闻

486
00:21:46,459 --> 00:21:49,793
‪它给我们事实 然后我们来做决定

487
00:21:49,793 --> 00:21:51,626
‪我喜欢臭气

488
00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:54,834
‪所以如果我们除掉臭气

489
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:57,793
‪我们就除掉了历史

490
00:21:57,793 --> 00:22:00,543
‪我喜欢保存历史
‪这样才能记住发生过的事

491
00:22:00,543 --> 00:22:03,043
‪否则我们会忘记 被历史尘封

492
00:22:03,043 --> 00:22:06,001
‪所以 没错 臭气是很臭

493
00:22:06,001 --> 00:22:07,584
‪但假如没有臭气?

494
00:22:07,584 --> 00:22:08,918
‪就太糟糕了

495
00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:12,543
‪-嘿 那是我的笑话
‪-好吧 热狗

496
00:22:12,543 --> 00:22:15,251
‪也许 某天某人会为此写一首歌

497
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,126
‪你不用问我

498
00:22:17,126 --> 00:22:18,376
‪不是现在 阿尔弗雷德

499
00:22:21,918 --> 00:22:23,251
‪等等 na

500
00:22:23,251 --> 00:22:25,126
‪是彗星!我是对的!

501
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:27,126
‪哇 做得好 教授

502
00:22:27,876 --> 00:22:30,918
‪但白天能看到彗星吗?

503
00:22:30,918 --> 00:22:33,668
‪不能 它肯定正在穿透我们的大气层

504
00:22:33,668 --> 00:22:35,043
‪但它的轨道改变了...

505
00:22:35,043 --> 00:22:37,501
‪哦对 因为月亮被砸烂了

506
00:22:40,376 --> 00:22:42,293
‪我们是不是应该尖叫着逃跑?

507
00:22:42,293 --> 00:22:44,834
‪不用 它在靠近我们之前
‪会裂成很多块

508
00:22:54,459 --> 00:22:56,251
‪糟糕

509
00:23:06,501 --> 00:23:08,084
‪我喜欢臭气

510
00:23:10,668 --> 00:23:16,334
‪美利坚!

511
00:23:16,334 --> 00:23:18,626
‪-你要做什么?
‪-没什么 你要做什么?

512
00:23:18,626 --> 00:23:20,209
‪我给过你机会了 伙计

513
00:23:20,209 --> 00:23:23,043
‪而且选择这个时机真的没问题吗?

514
00:23:23,043 --> 00:23:23,959
‪我不知道!

515
00:23:23,959 --> 00:23:26,084
‪我从小到大上的都是男校
‪连大学都是

516
00:23:26,084 --> 00:23:28,709
‪然后我们上演了蔡斯和安迪
‪《舞出我人生》的戏码...

517
00:23:28,709 --> 00:23:30,209
‪不是我们俩 是我们中的一个

518
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:31,959
‪然后我因为猜对了星期几而性奋

519
00:23:31,959 --> 00:23:35,418
‪我身上沾满了
‪史前螃蟹腐烂的液体 西蒙

520
00:23:35,418 --> 00:23:37,043
‪老天啊!

521
00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:41,751
‪抱歉我毁掉了你的大计划

522
00:23:41,751 --> 00:23:44,251
‪虽然那其实是拉马尔故意给你挖的坑

523
00:23:44,251 --> 00:23:47,293
‪你仍然不该毁掉它
‪毁坏东西是不对的

524
00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:49,334
‪你很幸运 结果是好的

525
00:23:49,834 --> 00:23:51,084
‪天啊 进到我眼里了!

526
00:23:51,084 --> 00:23:53,626
‪去你的 乔治华盛顿!

527
00:23:55,834 --> 00:24:00,168
‪难道这真的是含硫的废物?

528
00:24:00,168 --> 00:24:01,918
‪地球有含硫的废物!

529
00:24:04,126 --> 00:24:08,543
‪哦 尝起来就像故乡的火辣派

530
00:24:09,126 --> 00:24:11,251
‪也许地球并非一无是处

531
00:24:13,918 --> 00:24:17,209
‪突发新闻!
‪比尔克林顿会吃这种东西

532
00:24:17,209 --> 00:24:19,876
‪社论 你真恶心 伙计

533
00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:24,126
‪-我又回来了
‪-回来了

534
00:24:24,126 --> 00:24:26,001
‪为了结束这一切

535
00:24:26,751 --> 00:24:31,709
‪因为歌是结束一集的好方法

536
00:24:31,709 --> 00:24:40,001
‪-谢谢你 书
‪-谢谢你 书

537
00:24:40,001 --> 00:24:44,543
‪谢谢你 书

538
00:24:44,543 --> 00:24:45,459
‪棒!

539
00:25:34,543 --> 00:25:36,459
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