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‪謝謝各位前來

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{\an8}‪讓我先...

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‪好,我的統治很明顯是屌到爆

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‪我們送給每個人一堆鯨油

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‪幕後功臣是露西第一夫人

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‪鯨魚是海中明燈

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‪另外,軍方持續在清理街道

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‪並安全處理掉所有達沙尼

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‪而且我們還做了人口普查

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‪全國獻上感激
‪給那邊的帽子和眼鏡人士

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‪現在地球上還剩1132人口

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‪重點來了,性別比是二女配一男

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‪這是就統計上而言

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‪希望你在那場單身派對有開心到

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‪可惜我一點都不開心

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‪她們逼我跳舞才能拿回帽子

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‪我的政府已經在使用這些數據

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‪改善對各位的服務

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‪所以白宮之後會開派對

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‪女士喝酒免費

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‪不接受詢問,謝謝

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‪真是天大的消息

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‪注意,新聞快報

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‪總統說白宮要辦派對囉

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‪頭上還掛了布條

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‪要開派對囉

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‪《罩不住總統》

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{\an8}‪你是卡萊拉瑪?還是珍林奇融化了?

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{\an8}‪就連外星人也奪不走
‪你的毒辣快語,趙先生

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{\an8}‪不過珍林奇確實在直播節目上融化了

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‪可惡,真悽慘

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‪寇曼,用力推啊

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‪好,我準備要吃喝玩樂了,卡拉

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‪拜託告訴我賭城還在

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‪恐怕賭城和全世界一樣都被毀了

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‪願那邊發生的事就留在那邊吧

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‪不過敝區也是能提供

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‪符合你身分地位的娛樂

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‪由於那場不是時候的爆炸

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‪貝佐斯和麥克達克不幸身亡

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‪你現在是世界首富了

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‪妳們有聽到嗎?

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‪妳們都暗中對世界首富下過毒喔

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‪我這就叫手下把車開過來

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‪賈斯柏、斑鳩、威利、莫納、慕斯

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‪畢莫、巴克利、雷吉、達許、史湯皮

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‪尼伯、蓋特、拉斯寇

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‪史諾伊、戴斯特、布利,過來

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‪駕駕

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‪前進

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‪將軍,我要你去徵用全市的酒

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‪我有身分證

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‪不過怎麼會有人要
‪53歲的卡佛街130號居民出示證件?

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‪對啊,幹嘛多此一舉?

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‪陶德,去多找一點常溫保存沾醬

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‪我不管你要用什麼手段

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‪狂戰模式啟動

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‪我覺得開派對是個好主意

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‪人們應當好好放鬆一晚
‪或許找個人親熱

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‪發明跳起來很丟臉的舞

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‪但後來大家都一起跳

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‪這支舞就命名為露西舞

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‪我有一次受邀參加派對

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‪結果是要引我上鉤而已

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‪我只希望能有一夜不要有東西爆炸

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‪或變成黏液,或發生那種事

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‪又來了!

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‪沒人喜歡派對掃興鬼

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‪是誰跟妳說的?

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‪我實在不該答腔

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‪但這樣真的是善加利用有限資源嗎?

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‪-畢竟我們還得處理這些外星屍體
‪-無聊

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‪或許是因為它們體內的氣體在冷卻
‪但它們晚上都會發出尖叫

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‪別吵啦!

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‪聰明,對它們大罵絕對有效

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‪可是我一定要辦派對

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‪總統上任都要辦超狂派對吧?

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‪歷史哥,幫我說兩句

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‪安德魯傑克森開放白宮
‪還招待桶裝威士忌

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‪但整個場地都被毀了

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‪所以最好還是從過去的錯誤中學習...

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‪說得好

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‪我們的派對一定要比休傑克曼的屌

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‪布朗,我有個重大科學任務要交給妳

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‪如果是要我讓月球戴墨鏡
‪我已經在研究了

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‪我要妳清理艾克斯崔的方艙

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‪實在臭氣熏天

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‪我不希望派對上有人嘔吐

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‪除了是因為派對太嗨以外

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‪記得屎桶也要科學處理

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‪很高興聽到妳同意
‪大家該在這場派對交流交流

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‪因為我打算好好交流

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‪希望不會讓妳吃醋

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‪不會,我們已經說好了

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‪我只希望大家玩得開心,你也是

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‪很好,如果妳不介意,我就不在意

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‪甚至直接失憶

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‪我都出現失憶症的典型症狀了

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‪整個人都昏昏沉沉

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‪大家要到春天才會找到我

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‪(還有供應肉類)

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‪有夠難吃,但我不在乎

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‪我上個禮拜只能吃海牛肉而已

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‪強尼,你也知道我喜歡幫你

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‪但我發現互助合作會更舒服

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‪好啊,我能幫上不少忙

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‪我也很需要幫忙

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‪很期待見識你的計畫

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‪我們的合作一向都大有好處

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‪(南加州歡迎趙氏企業)

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‪工廠開火囉

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‪我愛這個國家

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‪那不算什麼

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‪我在參議院可忙了

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‪亂無章法地解除管制

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‪大政府再見囉

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‪現在只剩小小政府了

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‪甚至能收到口袋裡面

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‪小朋友,你好啊

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‪你是我所見過最小巧可愛的政府

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‪-好可愛
‪-給我抱抱看

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‪什麼?我只是在搞笑而已,強尼

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‪我們現在正站在
‪真實、自由資本主義的崖邊

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‪有我的權限和你的金錢

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‪全世界只能任我們操弄

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‪等等,金錢?

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‪你們該不會要用錢付帳吧?

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‪我堅持要付帳,現在景氣那麼差

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‪我是說,我們不接受金錢

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‪錢不能拿來吃,也不能穿...

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‪不接受金錢?

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‪你到底在說什麼鬼話?

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‪對啊,菜單上有價位啊

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‪那代表的是接吻

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‪你們欠我320次

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‪喝...

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‪對,我打過一點半職業球賽

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‪羅克波特海豬隊

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‪大家想把吉祥物換掉

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‪但那是根據一名真實妓女設計的

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‪是要紀念她

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‪你們喜歡狂歡嗎?

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‪不會吧!

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‪大家好,可以幫我介紹一下嗎?

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‪沒問題

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‪賽門,我想介紹個人給你認識

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‪幸好我有練習破冰聊天技巧

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‪妳們覺得最糟糕的犯罪是什麼?

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‪她來囉

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{\an8}‪大家注意,賽門愛上一本書了

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‪愛書有什麼不對?

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‪天啊,他承認了

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‪-太好笑了
‪-就是說啊

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‪露西有看到嗎?

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‪這是一點心意,送妳的喬遷禮物

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‪這是碗

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‪好美喔,謝謝

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‪我拿去裝常溫保存沾醬

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‪你今天早上沒出席內閣會議

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‪朕現在沒必要開內閣會議

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‪朕察覺所有英國人都死了

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‪朕就是國王了

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‪你覺得你比我強?

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‪對,朕是上帝在人間的天使

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‪朕還是你的DJ

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‪希望你們喜歡白人配鼓和貝斯饒舌

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‪我超喜歡

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‪很抱歉這裡一團亂

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‪這裡還蠻熱的
‪我蛻皮的次數也比平常多

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‪我很習慣髒亂,我有兩個兒子

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‪我在90年代時
‪還去航太製造商的火箭人部門實習

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‪妳一定比較想去樓上
‪參加人類交配儀式

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‪我的交配日子應該已經過去了

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‪現在女男比是二比一

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‪但妳有明顯的高智商

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‪不能主宰妳何時要受精嗎?

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‪歡迎來到地球喔

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‪地球男人覺得聰明女人有威脅性

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‪一旦被他們歸類,就永遠逃不開了

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‪他們覺得妳有威脅性,還把妳歸類

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‪好像有點感同身受啊

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‪我一直都很喜歡科學

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‪我的初戀是布偶劇的科學家

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‪但我後來遇到他時,發現他人很糟糕

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‪有意思,女性每個月都會那樣?

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‪可以在家休息幾天?

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‪零天,甚至還不能提起

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‪我最愛的電影是《水底情深》

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‪是演一個在實驗室工作的女人愛上...

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‪沒什麼

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‪是演一個在實驗室工作的女人,沒了

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‪聽起來很精采

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‪總統,我們得討論貨幣政策緊急問題

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‪沒興趣,先閃囉

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‪你確定嗎?

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‪因為我正要為你介紹

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‪現任世界首富

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‪百萬富翁泰德迪比亞西?

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‪不是,總統先生,一百萬不算多少錢

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‪而且我也不是80年代的摔角手

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‪是我,趙強尼,你的新任最大金主

202
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‪我從來沒見過這麼多錢

203
00:09:07,001 --> 00:09:10,876
‪我和朋友還曾
‪搶過《竊盜城》的道具車耶

204
00:09:10,876 --> 00:09:12,376
‪各位,不准談公事

205
00:09:12,376 --> 00:09:14,584
‪也不准提班艾佛列克的電影

206
00:09:14,584 --> 00:09:16,709
‪但不會再有下一部實在是太棒了

207
00:09:16,709 --> 00:09:18,584
‪小露,我要撒錢囉

208
00:09:19,376 --> 00:09:22,084
‪-糟糕
‪-原來現在還有人在用錢

209
00:09:22,084 --> 00:09:25,084
‪妳把錢說得毫無魅力

210
00:09:25,084 --> 00:09:26,501
‪其實她說得沒錯

211
00:09:26,501 --> 00:09:27,751
‪-地上有人
‪-我的書掉了

212
00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:30,751
‪布朗博士和我在普查時發現

213
00:09:30,751 --> 00:09:33,501
‪我國現在是靠以物易物

214
00:09:33,501 --> 00:09:36,376
‪這些貝果披薩
‪是我給一個好人看腳換來的

215
00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:39,209
‪用貝果做披薩
‪我們就能隨時吃披薩了

216
00:09:39,209 --> 00:09:40,668
‪我想說還挺划算的

217
00:09:40,668 --> 00:09:43,793
‪腳、親吻、親腳,這些是新貨幣

218
00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:46,168
‪總統先生,正是因為這樣

219
00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:49,001
‪你得做出強烈聲明支持金錢

220
00:09:49,001 --> 00:09:51,459
‪不然日本就會把我們生吞活剝

221
00:09:51,459 --> 00:09:53,459
‪如果他們沒有變成海中一個洞的話

222
00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:56,959
‪我不是很想這麼做
‪畢竟錢也沒幫過我什麼

223
00:09:56,959 --> 00:10:00,209
‪我家從小到大
‪連偷接第四台的工具都買不起

224
00:10:00,209 --> 00:10:04,001
‪我十歲時,大家聊影集
‪我都得假裝有看過

225
00:10:04,001 --> 00:10:05,251
‪或許沒錢比較好

226
00:10:05,251 --> 00:10:06,793
‪沒錢比較好?

227
00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:08,709
‪美國就是靠錢運轉的

228
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:11,001
‪美國是靠甜甜圈運轉的

229
00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:15,084
‪但我們需要國家貨幣,一向都是如此

230
00:10:15,751 --> 00:10:16,709
‪是真的嗎?

231
00:10:17,418 --> 00:10:20,543
‪不是,美國在內戰前都沒有國家貨幣

232
00:10:20,543 --> 00:10:23,376
‪行政命令,金錢爛透了

233
00:10:23,376 --> 00:10:26,376
‪大家注意,以後沒人需要錢了

234
00:10:29,459 --> 00:10:31,168
‪推車裡裝什麼?

235
00:10:31,168 --> 00:10:32,751
‪外星人組織樣本

236
00:10:32,751 --> 00:10:34,918
‪你知道艾克斯崔會蛻皮嗎?

237
00:10:34,918 --> 00:10:38,793
‪像珍林奇在兒童票選獎上
‪脱到露屁股嗎?

238
00:10:39,293 --> 00:10:41,126
‪不是,陶德,是蛻皮

239
00:10:41,751 --> 00:10:43,959
{\an8}‪正腎上腺素升高

240
00:10:43,959 --> 00:10:45,626
‪荷爾蒙為何飆升?

241
00:10:45,626 --> 00:10:48,376
‪那個啊?沒事,我只是剛才在閒聊

242
00:10:48,376 --> 00:10:50,001
‪和某人,男的

243
00:10:50,001 --> 00:10:52,501
‪陶德以為博士放棄男人了

244
00:10:52,501 --> 00:10:54,376
‪沒錯,但他不是男人

245
00:10:54,376 --> 00:10:55,709
‪不是典型的男人

246
00:10:55,709 --> 00:10:58,959
‪隨便啦,我喜歡跟他聊天
‪又不是要把他當靈魂伴侶

247
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:01,209
‪陶德曾經有過靈魂伴侶?

248
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,209
‪...有魅力,但賽門那種人看似不錯...

249
00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:13,334
‪陶德,你有在聽嗎?

250
00:11:13,334 --> 00:11:15,668
‪什麼?有,男人

251
00:11:15,668 --> 00:11:18,376
‪天啊,就連你都懶得用心

252
00:11:18,376 --> 00:11:20,543
‪人類...男人爛透了

253
00:11:21,626 --> 00:11:24,251
‪陶德以前是男人?

254
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:27,334
‪要是你敢惹我,我就給你好看

255
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:31,043
‪這時候要下重低音,我們需要電力

256
00:11:31,043 --> 00:11:33,293
‪趙先生...強尼,請留步

257
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,251
‪這只是一點小挫折

258
00:11:35,251 --> 00:11:38,459
‪“我是拉瑪,我有計畫,我很狡猾

259
00:11:38,459 --> 00:11:41,168
‪等等,我忘記確認錢還有用了

260
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,251
‪我好蠢”

261
00:11:42,251 --> 00:11:43,543
‪你聽起來就是這樣

262
00:11:43,543 --> 00:11:45,334
‪拜託,強尼...

263
00:11:46,334 --> 00:11:47,293
‪他們在燒錢?

264
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:52,293
‪找副總統合作就是這種下場

265
00:11:52,293 --> 00:11:54,001
‪簡直就是錢尼事件重演

266
00:11:54,001 --> 00:11:55,418
‪權限沒屁用

267
00:11:55,418 --> 00:11:58,876
‪因為上司只想在浴缸裡畫小狗

268
00:11:58,876 --> 00:12:00,084
‪我得喝一杯

269
00:12:00,084 --> 00:12:02,168
‪什麼?尖叫聲!

270
00:12:03,001 --> 00:12:07,084
{\an8}‪唉唷,非常不好意思,公雞先生

271
00:12:07,084 --> 00:12:09,459
{\an8}‪我比新婚之夜的處男還笨手笨腳

272
00:12:09,459 --> 00:12:12,126
{\an8}‪努力要鑽出廁所窗戶

273
00:12:17,001 --> 00:12:17,834
‪有人在嗎?

274
00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:19,751
‪還真是稀客

275
00:12:19,751 --> 00:12:22,084
‪我發現剛才都是我在說話

276
00:12:22,084 --> 00:12:24,584
‪我想要多瞭解你

277
00:12:24,584 --> 00:12:25,626
‪為了科學

278
00:12:25,626 --> 00:12:27,959
‪妳真有好奇心

279
00:12:27,959 --> 00:12:29,501
‪在卡蒂B上

280
00:12:29,501 --> 00:12:32,459
‪我們欣賞頭腦
‪就像人類欣賞臀部一樣

281
00:12:32,459 --> 00:12:34,709
‪我想多聽聽那顆星球的事

282
00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:39,043
‪我可以用說的
‪但可能有辦法能直接讓妳用看的

283
00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:42,126
‪我的種族有心靈分享能力

284
00:12:42,126 --> 00:12:46,418
‪但只有在兩位參與者之間
‪存在強烈感情時才能發揮

285
00:12:46,418 --> 00:12:48,793
‪還要不中斷地深情互視

286
00:12:49,751 --> 00:12:50,918
‪為了科學要做什麼都行

287
00:13:06,001 --> 00:13:09,751
‪讓我帶妳看看我的世界

288
00:13:09,751 --> 00:13:13,459
‪登上這架燃煤飛機

289
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,626
‪告訴我,博士

290
00:13:15,626 --> 00:13:20,334
‪看到我們的山變異,是否奇怪?

291
00:13:20,918 --> 00:13:24,543
‪我們的東西全是燃煤為動力

292
00:13:24,543 --> 00:13:28,001
‪我們的樹會吃人

293
00:13:28,001 --> 00:13:30,626
‪巨大工蝓

294
00:13:30,626 --> 00:13:31,626
‪我們的尿是藍色

295
00:13:31,626 --> 00:13:34,459
‪這一句太難翻譯

296
00:13:39,043 --> 00:13:41,918
‪你們的鳥有幾百萬顆眼珠

297
00:13:46,709 --> 00:13:49,501
‪你們也有牛仔短褲

298
00:13:49,501 --> 00:13:53,501
‪我有一天會帶妳去那裡

299
00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:57,043
‪我們會想個辦法

300
00:13:57,043 --> 00:14:00,668
‪找到煤礦供應我的飛機能量

301
00:14:00,668 --> 00:14:01,959
‪妳一定會愛上我的世界

302
00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:03,626
‪我愛你的世界

303
00:14:08,168 --> 00:14:09,334
‪我們會全部看過

304
00:14:09,334 --> 00:14:11,043
‪那裡永遠是秋天

305
00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:18,126
‪在卡蒂B星球上!

306
00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:25,959
‪不,我們不能做這種事

307
00:14:26,543 --> 00:14:28,209
‪艾克斯崔,你說話啊

308
00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:34,709
‪該死,布偶戲科學家
‪對我的看法實在沒錯

309
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,418
‪還真是感謝你喔,總統

310
00:14:38,418 --> 00:14:40,459
‪現在是要互說諷刺感謝嗎?

311
00:14:40,459 --> 00:14:42,543
‪謝謝你來打擾喔

312
00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:45,709
‪你毀了我的計畫

313
00:14:46,209 --> 00:14:47,293
‪(公雞的財產)

314
00:14:47,293 --> 00:14:50,584
‪告辭,總統先生、公雞太太

315
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,001
‪那傢伙是我的管家

316
00:14:54,501 --> 00:14:57,626
‪那個吊燈是詹姆士布坎南

317
00:14:57,626 --> 00:14:59,668
‪跟他的同伴威廉魯福斯金修復的耶

318
00:14:59,668 --> 00:15:02,793
‪糟糕,阿宅教授是在擔心

319
00:15:02,793 --> 00:15:04,876
‪這場派對會不會太屌嗎?

320
00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:09,793
‪他好生氣喔

321
00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:11,293
‪你好搞笑喔

322
00:15:11,293 --> 00:15:14,209
‪妳想看看戰情室嗎?

323
00:15:14,209 --> 00:15:17,376
‪要不要當成偷情室?

324
00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:20,168
‪不過你不是跟露西是夫妻嗎?

325
00:15:20,168 --> 00:15:22,918
‪對,不過第一夫人沒意見

326
00:15:22,918 --> 00:15:25,043
‪饒舌...

327
00:15:25,043 --> 00:15:29,334
‪我也不在意到快要失憶了,走吧

328
00:15:29,334 --> 00:15:32,209
‪我喜歡押韻嘻哈,像馬蹄聲達達

329
00:15:32,209 --> 00:15:35,043
‪紐馬克特、愛因特、卓特咸、阿斯嘉

330
00:15:35,043 --> 00:15:36,668
‪屌吧?

331
00:15:39,168 --> 00:15:42,918
‪大家注意,有新的舞步
‪我們來跳第一夫人舞

332
00:15:42,918 --> 00:15:44,584
‪沒錯,大家一起跳我的舞

333
00:15:46,668 --> 00:15:48,668
{\an8}‪(林肯在蓋茨堡撒錢,1863年)

334
00:15:48,668 --> 00:15:53,293
‪趙先生...強尼
‪如果說總統失去行為能力

335
00:15:53,293 --> 00:15:58,418
‪然後我成為美國總統呢?

336
00:16:02,668 --> 00:16:03,793
‪賽門,別這樣

337
00:16:03,793 --> 00:16:05,793
‪今晚不要愁眉苦臉

338
00:16:05,793 --> 00:16:08,668
‪除非你是被外星人做實驗的那個人

339
00:16:09,293 --> 00:16:11,334
‪我都聽到了!

340
00:16:11,334 --> 00:16:13,209
‪我很氣馬帝

341
00:16:13,209 --> 00:16:14,918
‪他讓我想要撿起石頭

342
00:16:14,918 --> 00:16:17,376
‪把石頭打磨到閃閃亮亮為止

343
00:16:18,209 --> 00:16:19,751
‪或許我是在氣我自己

344
00:16:19,751 --> 00:16:21,001
‪因為你買了那頂帽子?

345
00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:22,584
‪因為我還是老樣子

346
00:16:22,584 --> 00:16:25,418
‪我這輩子都讓
‪馬帝那種運動健將佔便宜

347
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,959
‪他們需要我的頭腦時
‪就會說:“謝啦,你最棒”

348
00:16:27,959 --> 00:16:31,793
‪但只要一有別人在
‪我對他們就只是個玩笑

349
00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:33,084
‪玩笑耶

350
00:16:33,084 --> 00:16:36,834
‪桑塔亞那說
‪“不瞭解歷史就注定重蹈覆轍”

351
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:38,501
‪但我很瞭解歷史

352
00:16:38,501 --> 00:16:41,876
‪卻還是不停犯著相同錯誤

353
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:45,418
‪我愛山塔那
‪尤其是他和羅布湯瑪斯合作的音樂

354
00:16:45,418 --> 00:16:47,626
‪看來有人比自己想的還要酷喔

355
00:16:50,084 --> 00:16:53,918
‪《水底情深》過度浪漫化
‪和實驗室生物談戀愛了

356
00:16:53,918 --> 00:16:55,084
‪謝謝好萊塢喔

357
00:16:55,084 --> 00:16:58,293
‪愛情,陶德曾經懂愛情

358
00:16:59,293 --> 00:17:01,251
‪(愛女、姊妹、愛妻)

359
00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:03,084
‪呼叫陶德

360
00:17:03,084 --> 00:17:06,501
‪真是的,我聆聽大家的故事和煩惱

361
00:17:06,501 --> 00:17:09,084
‪卻沒人...聆聽

362
00:17:09,668 --> 00:17:13,168
‪我聽了艾克斯崔唱的整首歌

363
00:17:13,168 --> 00:17:15,501
‪有人唱歌?什麼時候?

364
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:16,959
‪我應該知道他去哪了

365
00:17:16,959 --> 00:17:20,043
‪有人要吃我不小心踩死的鴿子嗎?

366
00:17:20,043 --> 00:17:22,834
‪這場派對好棒,我一次都沒想起

367
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,376
‪我老公是怎麼被華盛頓紀念碑壓死的

368
00:17:25,376 --> 00:17:26,626
‪什麼老公啊?

369
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:34,793
‪天啊,我們的總統還真壞

370
00:17:34,793 --> 00:17:37,251
‪他現在人在紅廳

371
00:17:37,251 --> 00:17:40,376
‪跟一個不是第一夫人的人民在一起

372
00:17:40,376 --> 00:17:44,543
‪他們的舌頭纏得像麻花繩一樣緊

373
00:17:44,543 --> 00:17:46,626
‪真希望他能低調一點

374
00:17:46,626 --> 00:17:48,876
‪要是那位小姐短褲上的字沒寫錯

375
00:17:48,876 --> 00:17:51,626
‪她好像是某隻公雞的財產

376
00:17:53,293 --> 00:17:54,126
‪踹門

377
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:56,959
‪老兄,我現在忙到一半...

378
00:17:57,959 --> 00:18:00,209
‪你和我到外面談

379
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,709
‪幹掉他,公雞

380
00:18:08,209 --> 00:18:10,501
‪-要去哪嗎?
‪-嘿,妳在這啊

381
00:18:10,501 --> 00:18:14,376
‪我們心靈融合後
‪我突然找不到妳了,然後...

382
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,043
‪妳是怎麼找到我的?

383
00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:18,751
‪我知道你需要煤礦
‪為你的飛機提供動力

384
00:18:18,751 --> 00:18:20,543
‪都怪那首洩漏太多的爛歌

385
00:18:20,543 --> 00:18:23,834
‪多虧和孩子一起去的超爛校外教學

386
00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:25,626
‪我知道國會大廈發電廠

387
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,543
‪是方圓百里內唯一有煤礦的地方

388
00:18:28,543 --> 00:18:33,251
‪所以我就追到你逃離地球的唯一途徑

389
00:18:34,334 --> 00:18:36,626
‪妳真是個了不起的生物

390
00:18:37,209 --> 00:18:38,501
‪妳要不要跟我走?

391
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:42,043
‪我知道妳沒理由相信我
‪但我們之間的心靈相通...

392
00:18:42,043 --> 00:18:43,168
‪不重要啦

393
00:18:43,168 --> 00:18:44,501
‪十分重要

394
00:18:44,501 --> 00:18:46,584
‪我能帶妳離開這一切,法菈

395
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,584
‪我能帶妳去卡蒂B

396
00:18:50,501 --> 00:18:52,001
‪再讓我看一次

397
00:18:57,459 --> 00:18:58,918
‪山變成方形了

398
00:19:00,918 --> 00:19:02,709
‪滿滿的都是毛

399
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,543
‪如果妳跟我走...

400
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:05,834
‪陶德,趁現在!

401
00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:08,293
‪聰明的女孩

402
00:19:08,293 --> 00:19:10,834
‪妳是打算用石頭砸我頭嗎?

403
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:12,084
‪什麼?沒有

404
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,584
‪石頭在我的母星是美食

405
00:19:19,918 --> 00:19:22,501
‪這裡的石頭好吃,應該是水質的影響

406
00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:27,168
‪你一定要幫我,那傢伙會殺掉我

407
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,501
‪-那就別跟他打啊
‪-我不得不打

408
00:19:30,501 --> 00:19:32,626
‪我如果不打,就會看起來跟你一樣

409
00:19:32,626 --> 00:19:35,126
‪你有看過自己嗎?爛透了

410
00:19:35,126 --> 00:19:36,834
‪不,我受夠了

411
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:40,126
‪我不要再救酷哥脫困
‪讓他們把我當垃圾對待

412
00:19:40,126 --> 00:19:41,209
‪拜託

413
00:19:41,209 --> 00:19:42,834
‪這場派對

414
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,876
‪不該讓我被狠狠修理才對啊

415
00:19:44,876 --> 00:19:46,626
‪你在講什麼?

416
00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:48,918
‪老兄,我從來都不是酷哥

417
00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:51,293
‪我是派對上那個不請自來的混蛋

418
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:54,251
‪喝到爛醉
‪被某個女生的哥哥丟進河裡

419
00:19:54,251 --> 00:19:55,834
‪這場派對的重點是...

420
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,209
‪大家都跑去哪了?

421
00:19:57,209 --> 00:19:58,959
‪我又踩到一隻鴿子了

422
00:19:59,751 --> 00:20:01,459
‪我希望現在能有所改變

423
00:20:01,459 --> 00:20:04,043
‪所以我不能去那邊

424
00:20:04,043 --> 00:20:07,043
‪當著全國人民的面被羞辱

425
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:13,334
‪假設我要幫你好了
‪也不會走其他總統的老路

426
00:20:13,334 --> 00:20:14,959
‪我們必須斷開和過去的連結

427
00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:17,251
‪所以你不能靠別的事情引開注意

428
00:20:17,251 --> 00:20:19,668
‪例如發起不必要的戰爭...

429
00:20:19,668 --> 00:20:23,001
‪沒錯,戰爭,真是個好主意

430
00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:24,543
‪但我們能和誰宣戰?

431
00:20:24,543 --> 00:20:26,668
‪滾!滾!廢物拍拍!

432
00:20:26,668 --> 00:20:28,543
‪你現在聽的是超屌饒舌

433
00:20:29,126 --> 00:20:31,959
‪我們的宿敵,討人厭的英國人

434
00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:36,001
‪那是很久以前的事了
‪他們和我們在兩次世界大戰並肩作戰

435
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:39,126
‪沒錯,他們和我們作戰
‪我們說的是一樣的事

436
00:20:39,126 --> 00:20:40,084
‪將軍

437
00:20:40,084 --> 00:20:41,668
‪幹嘛?我以前就喝過啤酒了

438
00:20:41,668 --> 00:20:44,584
‪我要你發射飛彈轟炸英國大使館

439
00:20:44,584 --> 00:20:45,668
‪我們開戰了

440
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,168
‪很抱歉我利用了妳

441
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:55,543
‪很抱歉我逼你吃掉整顆石頭

442
00:20:55,543 --> 00:20:57,084
‪-妳才不覺得抱歉
‪-沒錯

443
00:20:57,084 --> 00:20:59,043
‪但我很絕望

444
00:20:59,043 --> 00:21:01,793
‪整天孤單關在方艙牢房裡

445
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:05,084
‪現在陶德209已經毀了我的飛機...

446
00:21:05,084 --> 00:21:07,709
‪去死...

447
00:21:09,543 --> 00:21:10,834
‪我被困在這了

448
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,709
‪一定要把我關回那個悶熱小牢房嗎?

449
00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:15,584
‪不停蛻皮很痛苦

450
00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:17,918
‪你知道怎樣才痛嗎?陰道生產

451
00:21:17,918 --> 00:21:19,334
‪嬰兒是從那出來的?

452
00:21:19,334 --> 00:21:22,168
‪-打...
‪-這是什麼狀況?

453
00:21:22,168 --> 00:21:24,918
‪我要拿出總統的實力

454
00:21:24,918 --> 00:21:27,126
‪好好修理你一頓

455
00:21:27,126 --> 00:21:31,834
‪除非突然發生大事,吸引了大家注意

456
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,709
‪天啊,還真多按鍵

457
00:21:35,709 --> 00:21:37,251
‪誰想下注?

458
00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:39,334
‪50個吻賭總統贏

459
00:21:39,334 --> 00:21:41,543
‪算了,太白癡了

460
00:21:41,543 --> 00:21:45,251
‪沒有兩男爭一女的戲碼
‪就不算派對,對吧?

461
00:21:45,251 --> 00:21:47,043
‪以前有一次,我的高中男友

462
00:21:47,043 --> 00:21:49,251
‪因為有個男人搭訕我
‪就把他揍到進醫院

463
00:21:49,251 --> 00:21:50,626
‪而且那是他爸耶

464
00:21:50,626 --> 00:21:52,918
‪酷喔,我跟奶奶一起參加畢業舞會

465
00:21:57,668 --> 00:21:58,501
‪死定了

466
00:21:58,501 --> 00:22:01,626
‪史卡帕喬將軍,快點啊
‪感謝你報效國家

467
00:22:02,459 --> 00:22:04,834
‪告訴你一聲,總統想跟英國宣戰

468
00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:06,376
‪好躲過和這傢伙的單挑

469
00:22:06,376 --> 00:22:09,459
‪因為這世界永遠都不會改變

470
00:22:10,376 --> 00:22:15,043
‪唉唷,有人想耍詐啦

471
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:18,126
‪總統先生,你需要協助嗎?

472
00:22:18,126 --> 00:22:20,626
‪完全不用,這傢伙死定了

473
00:22:20,626 --> 00:22:24,084
‪我實在很不適合這麼靠近熱源

474
00:22:24,084 --> 00:22:27,126
‪可憐蟲要蛻皮了嗎?
‪你怎麼不唱首歌抱怨?

475
00:22:27,126 --> 00:22:30,126
‪總統,你的正腎上腺素很高

476
00:22:30,126 --> 00:22:32,126
‪你也愛上了外星人嗎?

477
00:22:32,126 --> 00:22:33,251
‪閉嘴,陶德!

478
00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:36,334
‪少廢話,我們到底要不要打?

479
00:22:50,418 --> 00:22:52,834
‪外星人在發明新舞蹈耶

480
00:22:52,834 --> 00:22:55,334
‪大家一起學外星人舞

481
00:22:58,501 --> 00:23:00,668
‪不要,別走

482
00:23:00,668 --> 00:23:01,668
‪它在幹什麼?

483
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,626
‪這才叫做全壘打嘛

484
00:23:08,126 --> 00:23:09,876
‪“打帶跑”,該死,剛才沒想到

485
00:23:11,043 --> 00:23:13,418
‪別看我,這是個人隱私

486
00:23:17,334 --> 00:23:19,001
‪竟然是從那跑出來的?

487
00:23:19,584 --> 00:23:20,543
‪好屌

488
00:23:21,376 --> 00:23:23,126
{\an8}‪(美國財政部)

489
00:23:23,126 --> 00:23:24,334
‪命中

490
00:23:26,001 --> 00:23:28,043
‪史上最爛的戰爭

491
00:23:33,626 --> 00:23:35,751
{\an8}‪這次還算輕鬆的了

492
00:23:35,751 --> 00:23:39,751
‪我們還是讓艾克斯崔
‪離開悶熱的地下室好了

493
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:42,126
‪才不會反覆發生這種事

494
00:23:42,126 --> 00:23:43,459
‪但他不會逃跑嗎?

495
00:23:43,459 --> 00:23:48,043
‪有他這種智商的生物
‪很清楚現在沒辦法離開這顆星球了

496
00:23:48,043 --> 00:23:50,209
‪史上最爛派對

497
00:23:50,209 --> 00:23:51,793
‪我還曾經參加一場婚禮

498
00:23:51,793 --> 00:23:54,668
‪新娘竟然只騎普通老虎進場

499
00:23:54,668 --> 00:23:58,126
‪不會啦,記得外星人舞嗎?超好玩的

500
00:23:58,126 --> 00:24:00,543
‪拜託喔,艾克斯崔只是在抄襲

501
00:24:00,543 --> 00:24:02,793
‪派翠克丹普西
‪在《愛是非賣品》中跳的舞

502
00:24:02,793 --> 00:24:03,834
‪你沒戲唱了,拉瑪

503
00:24:03,834 --> 00:24:08,251
‪我要帶我的才能回南海灘
‪雖然南海灘現在只是個大洞

504
00:24:08,251 --> 00:24:10,501
‪這其實比以前好多了

505
00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:14,709
‪總統先生,你的貨幣政策

506
00:24:14,709 --> 00:24:17,376
‪絕對是瘋狂至極

507
00:24:17,376 --> 00:24:20,918
‪不過我對於你處理公雞困境的手法

508
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:22,959
‪還蠻佩服的

509
00:24:22,959 --> 00:24:25,126
‪向英國宣戰

510
00:24:25,126 --> 00:24:28,251
‪我應該直接跟他開打就好
‪你有看到他多怕我嗎?

511
00:24:28,251 --> 00:24:30,543
‪公雞?應該是膽小雞吧

512
00:24:30,543 --> 00:24:31,751
‪對吧?

513
00:24:31,751 --> 00:24:34,043
‪該說小雞雞才對,該死

514
00:24:34,043 --> 00:24:35,418
‪說得好,總統

515
00:24:35,418 --> 00:24:37,959
‪你或許還是有當總統的才能

516
00:24:37,959 --> 00:24:42,001
‪只有我察覺
‪這裡發生的事有多重要嗎?

517
00:24:42,001 --> 00:24:45,418
‪我們今晚看到美國總統擺脫困境

518
00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:49,459
‪用的方法是史無前例

519
00:24:49,459 --> 00:24:50,376
‪也就是說...

520
00:24:50,376 --> 00:24:52,876
‪我們做出了改變

521
00:24:52,876 --> 00:24:54,126
‪美國萬歲

522
00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:56,293
‪好吧,一次改一點點也行

523
00:24:56,293 --> 00:25:00,001
‪什麼?這樣才不好
‪我的派對最後爛透了

524
00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:02,293
‪這種事以前有發生過嗎?

525
00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:04,084
‪沒有,天啊

526
00:25:04,084 --> 00:25:05,543
‪歷史,接招吧

527
00:25:05,543 --> 00:25:07,293
‪你不會再重演了

528
00:25:10,001 --> 00:25:11,959
‪各位,還有一枚

529
00:25:11,959 --> 00:25:15,001
‪我都忘記月球破掉了

530
00:25:15,001 --> 00:25:16,668
‪多謝你喔,艾克斯崔

531
00:25:16,668 --> 00:25:18,418
‪那是我幹的嗎?

532
00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:20,543
‪聲音好尖喔

533
00:25:21,209 --> 00:25:22,709
‪你們幹嘛笑我?

534
00:25:22,709 --> 00:25:25,418
‪蛻皮會拉緊我的聲帶

535
00:25:27,584 --> 00:25:29,251
‪-真是經典
‪-笨蛋

536
00:25:30,334 --> 00:25:31,876
‪我們玩得很開心吧?

537
00:25:31,876 --> 00:25:35,543
‪讓我帶妳看看我的世界

538
00:25:35,543 --> 00:25:39,251
‪登上這架燃煤飛機

539
00:25:39,251 --> 00:25:41,376
‪告訴我,博士

540
00:25:41,376 --> 00:25:46,876
‪看到我們的山變異,是否奇怪?

541
00:25:46,876 --> 00:25:50,209
‪我們的東西全是燃煤動力

542
00:25:50,209 --> 00:25:53,876
‪我們的樹會吃人

543
00:25:53,876 --> 00:25:56,501
‪巨大工蝓

544
00:25:56,501 --> 00:25:57,459
‪我們的尿是藍色

545
00:25:57,459 --> 00:26:00,251
‪這一句太難翻譯

546
00:26:04,959 --> 00:26:07,876
‪你們的鳥有幾百萬顆眼珠

547
00:26:12,459 --> 00:26:15,876
‪你們也有牛仔短褲

548
00:26:15,876 --> 00:26:18,876
‪我有一天會帶妳去那裡

549
00:26:19,459 --> 00:26:22,876
‪我們會想個辦法

550
00:26:22,876 --> 00:26:26,876
{\an8}‪找到煤礦提供我的飛機動力

551
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:30,876
{\an8}‪-妳一定會愛上我的世界
‪-我愛你的世界

552
00:26:30,876 --> 00:26:32,876
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