1
00:00:11,334 --> 00:00:12,501
‪谢谢大家的出席

2
00:00:13,751 --> 00:00:14,834
{\an8}‪让我先...

3
00:00:17,209 --> 00:00:21,918
‪好吧 显然我的政府一直都勤勉执政

4
00:00:21,918 --> 00:00:24,293
‪多亏了第一夫人露西

5
00:00:24,293 --> 00:00:26,001
‪我们让所有人都喝到了鲸鱼汁

6
00:00:26,001 --> 00:00:28,084
‪鲸鱼是大海的灯笼

7
00:00:28,876 --> 00:00:32,668
‪而且我们的军队正在继续清理并销毁

8
00:00:32,668 --> 00:00:37,084
‪市面上存在的所有Dasani矿泉水

9
00:00:37,084 --> 00:00:39,001
‪除此之外 我们还进行了人口普查

10
00:00:39,001 --> 00:00:42,584
‪国家感谢那两个戴帽子和眼镜的

11
00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:47,376
‪现在地球上只剩下1132个人了

12
00:00:47,376 --> 00:00:50,876
‪而且 听好了 每个男人都有两个小妞

13
00:00:50,876 --> 00:00:53,209
‪从数据上来说是这样

14
00:00:53,209 --> 00:00:55,376
‪希望你在单身派对上玩得开心

15
00:00:55,376 --> 00:00:57,001
‪太可惜了 因为我不开心

16
00:00:57,001 --> 00:00:58,709
‪他们让我跳舞 才把帽子还给我

17
00:00:58,709 --> 00:01:02,001
‪我的政府已经在使用这些数据

18
00:01:02,001 --> 00:01:03,709
‪为了更好地服务你们

19
00:01:03,709 --> 00:01:06,918
‪所以晚些时候 白宫会有一个派对

20
00:01:06,918 --> 00:01:09,001
‪女士们酒水免费

21
00:01:09,001 --> 00:01:11,084
‪没有其他问题了 谢谢

22
00:01:11,084 --> 00:01:12,459
‪真是个独家新闻!

23
00:01:12,459 --> 00:01:14,501
‪嘿 各位 突发新闻!

24
00:01:14,501 --> 00:01:17,209
‪总统说白宫要开派对了!

25
00:01:17,209 --> 00:01:19,126
‪还有个条幅什么的

26
00:01:19,126 --> 00:01:20,793
‪有派对!

27
00:01:27,584 --> 00:01:31,209
‪穆里根

28
00:01:37,293 --> 00:01:41,084
{\an8}‪嘿 你是卡特赖特拉马尔吗
‪还是融化的简林奇?

29
00:01:41,876 --> 00:01:46,209
{\an8}‪那些外星人
‪夺不走你放荡不羁的风趣 赵先生

30
00:01:46,209 --> 00:01:49,959
{\an8}‪但简林奇的确在电视直播时融化了

31
00:01:49,959 --> 00:01:52,334
‪该死 真糟糕

32
00:01:52,334 --> 00:01:53,543
‪推我一把 科尔曼

33
00:01:54,376 --> 00:01:57,459
‪好了 我准备好尽情吃喝了 CL

34
00:01:57,459 --> 00:01:59,751
‪拜托告诉我拉斯维加斯幸存下来了

35
00:01:59,751 --> 00:02:02,876
‪恐怕拉斯维加斯
‪和世界其他地方一起被炸没了

36
00:02:02,876 --> 00:02:05,084
‪愿在那里发生的事永远留在那里

37
00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:07,418
‪但我们优美的行政区
‪能为你这样身份的人

38
00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:09,626
‪提供娱乐活动

39
00:02:09,626 --> 00:02:11,709
‪多亏了那些碍事的家伙
‪在爆炸中英年早逝

40
00:02:11,709 --> 00:02:13,709
‪杰夫贝索斯和史高治麦克老鸭

41
00:02:13,709 --> 00:02:16,126
‪你现在是全世界最富有的人

42
00:02:17,084 --> 00:02:18,209
‪听到了吗 女士们?

43
00:02:18,209 --> 00:02:22,709
‪你们一直在暗中毒害
‪全世界最富有的人

44
00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:24,709
‪我让他们把我的车开过来

45
00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:28,043
‪贾斯珀、班卓、威利、玛娜、木斯

46
00:02:28,043 --> 00:02:31,168
‪比默、巴克利、雷吉、戴什、斯坦菲

47
00:02:31,168 --> 00:02:34,709
‪尼布斯、盖特、淘气鬼、雪球
‪德克斯特和子弹 快来!

48
00:02:38,584 --> 00:02:39,918
‪驾!

49
00:02:39,918 --> 00:02:40,959
‪出发

50
00:02:45,209 --> 00:02:49,793
‪将军 我要你征用城里所有的酒

51
00:02:49,793 --> 00:02:50,918
‪我有有效的身份证

52
00:02:50,918 --> 00:02:54,668
‪但为什么有人会要求看一个
‪住在卡尔弗特街130号的53岁老人?

53
00:02:54,668 --> 00:02:56,459
‪是啊 这样做有什么意义呢?

54
00:02:56,459 --> 00:02:59,459
‪托德 给我们找一些
‪室温下不会变质的蘸酱 越多越好

55
00:02:59,459 --> 00:03:01,376
‪我不管你用什么手段

56
00:03:01,376 --> 00:03:03,459
‪狂战士模式已启动

57
00:03:04,376 --> 00:03:06,084
‪我觉得派对是个好主意

58
00:03:06,084 --> 00:03:09,251
‪人们值得拥有一个放松的夜晚
‪也许跟人亲个嘴

59
00:03:09,251 --> 00:03:11,334
‪发明一种起初很尴尬

60
00:03:11,334 --> 00:03:13,668
‪但随后所有人都跳起来
‪并命名为“露西”的舞蹈

61
00:03:13,668 --> 00:03:16,043
‪我曾经被邀请参加派对
‪结果我只是别人的赌注

62
00:03:16,043 --> 00:03:18,501
‪我只想要一个没有东西爆炸

63
00:03:18,501 --> 00:03:20,834
‪或是变成粘液
‪或是发生那种事的夜晚

64
00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,793
‪别又来啊!

65
00:03:22,793 --> 00:03:24,209
‪没人喜欢派对“屎”者

66
00:03:24,209 --> 00:03:26,293
‪谁告诉你那件事的?
‪糟糕 我不打自招了

67
00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:28,834
‪但这是我们利用有限资源
‪的最好方式吗?

68
00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:30,418
‪-关于那些外星人的尸体...
‪-无聊

69
00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:31,751
‪...我们得做点什么

70
00:03:31,751 --> 00:03:34,793
‪也许是他们身体里的气体在冷却
‪但他们晚上会尖叫

71
00:03:37,043 --> 00:03:37,918
‪闭嘴!

72
00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:40,668
‪很好 骂他们 那样会有帮助

73
00:03:41,293 --> 00:03:42,501
‪但我得办个派对

74
00:03:42,501 --> 00:03:45,251
‪总统上任时
‪都会举办盛大的派对 对吧?

75
00:03:45,251 --> 00:03:46,668
‪帮我说句话吧 历史达人

76
00:03:46,668 --> 00:03:50,334
‪安德鲁杰克逊入主白宫时
‪开了好几桶威士忌

77
00:03:50,334 --> 00:03:52,001
‪但那地方被毁了

78
00:03:52,001 --> 00:03:55,168
‪所以我觉得最好
‪从过去的错误中吸取教训...

79
00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,584
‪是你说的 小子

80
00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:59,251
‪我们得超越休杰克曼的派对

81
00:03:59,251 --> 00:04:02,376
‪哦 嘿 布朗
‪我有一份重要的科学工作交给你

82
00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:05,584
‪如果你是指给月球戴墨镜的话
‪我正在着手处理

83
00:04:05,584 --> 00:04:08,126
‪我需要你清理关押艾克斯崔的容器

84
00:04:08,126 --> 00:04:09,793
‪闻起来像屁股的味道

85
00:04:09,793 --> 00:04:12,209
‪我不想让派对上的人呕吐 知道吗?

86
00:04:12,209 --> 00:04:14,668
‪除非是派对玩嗨了

87
00:04:15,709 --> 00:04:18,168
‪确保在垃圾桶周围好好运用科学

88
00:04:19,543 --> 00:04:23,251
‪很高兴听到你接受人们在派对上亲热

89
00:04:23,251 --> 00:04:27,001
‪因为我计划多多益善
‪希望你不会吃醋

90
00:04:27,001 --> 00:04:28,251
‪不会 咱们说好的

91
00:04:28,251 --> 00:04:31,126
‪我只想让大家开心 包括你

92
00:04:31,126 --> 00:04:34,001
‪好极了 如果你这么“冷”静
‪我更是激“冻”

93
00:04:34,001 --> 00:04:35,168
‪都要冻僵了

94
00:04:35,168 --> 00:04:37,501
‪我在展示典型的体温过低症

95
00:04:37,501 --> 00:04:40,209
‪我的手指变黑了 我有点昏昏欲睡

96
00:04:40,209 --> 00:04:42,418
‪他们要到春天才会找到我

97
00:04:45,543 --> 00:04:47,043
‪(肉类 质量好 有货
‪售空)

98
00:04:47,043 --> 00:04:49,459
‪这个味道很糟糕 但我不在乎

99
00:04:49,459 --> 00:04:51,876
‪我上周只吃了海牛

100
00:04:51,876 --> 00:04:54,334
‪你知道我很乐意帮你挠挠背

101
00:04:54,334 --> 00:04:58,334
‪但我发现互相挠要舒服多了

102
00:04:58,334 --> 00:05:00,668
‪我的指甲可是很长的

103
00:05:01,793 --> 00:05:05,126
‪我后背痒得厉害

104
00:05:05,126 --> 00:05:09,501
‪我很期待听听你的计划
‪我们的合作一直利润丰厚

105
00:05:09,501 --> 00:05:13,376
‪(南卡罗来纳州欢迎赵氏企业)

106
00:05:13,376 --> 00:05:15,293
‪这个剪彩仪式真带劲

107
00:05:15,293 --> 00:05:16,584
‪我爱这个国家!

108
00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,501
‪那没什么

109
00:05:18,501 --> 00:05:20,543
‪我在参议院一直很忙

110
00:05:20,543 --> 00:05:23,418
‪忙着解除各种管制

111
00:05:23,418 --> 00:05:25,126
‪再见了 大政府

112
00:05:25,126 --> 00:05:28,251
‪现在只是个小政府

113
00:05:28,251 --> 00:05:29,918
‪能放在你的口袋

114
00:05:29,918 --> 00:05:31,501
‪嘿 小家伙

115
00:05:31,501 --> 00:05:35,418
‪怎么 你就是我见过的
‪最可爱的小政府

116
00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,334
‪-是的 没错
‪-让我抱抱他

117
00:05:37,334 --> 00:05:41,084
‪什么?没有啦
‪我只是在闹着玩的 强尼

118
00:05:41,084 --> 00:05:45,043
‪重点是 我们正处在
‪真正自由的资本主义的边缘

119
00:05:45,043 --> 00:05:47,418
‪凭我的资源和你的钱

120
00:05:47,418 --> 00:05:50,459
‪这个世界将成为我们盘中肥美的牡蛎

121
00:05:50,459 --> 00:05:51,376
‪等等 钱?

122
00:05:51,376 --> 00:05:53,334
‪你不会是要付钱吧?

123
00:05:53,334 --> 00:05:56,584
‪但我坚持 世道艰难

124
00:05:56,584 --> 00:05:58,126
‪我的意思是 我们不接受钱

125
00:05:58,126 --> 00:05:59,918
‪不能吃也不能穿的

126
00:05:59,918 --> 00:06:01,376
‪不接受钱?

127
00:06:01,376 --> 00:06:03,959
‪你到底在说什么?

128
00:06:03,959 --> 00:06:05,543
‪是啊 菜单上有价格

129
00:06:05,543 --> 00:06:07,043
‪那些是指亲吻的次数

130
00:06:07,043 --> 00:06:09,626
‪你欠我320次

131
00:06:11,251 --> 00:06:12,834
‪一口闷!

132
00:06:12,834 --> 00:06:15,251
‪是的 我打过一段时间半职业比赛

133
00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:17,376
‪单A赛事 罗克波特海猪队

134
00:06:17,376 --> 00:06:19,168
‪人们想改变吉祥物

135
00:06:19,168 --> 00:06:21,209
‪但那是根据一个
‪真实的码头妓女设计的

136
00:06:21,209 --> 00:06:22,459
‪是为了纪念她

137
00:06:23,793 --> 00:06:26,376
‪你们喜欢派对吗?不 别又来啊!

138
00:06:27,293 --> 00:06:30,834
‪怎么样?介意介绍下我吗?

139
00:06:30,834 --> 00:06:35,376
‪好啊 西蒙 我确实想让你见个人

140
00:06:35,376 --> 00:06:37,251
‪幸好我练习了开场白

141
00:06:37,251 --> 00:06:39,834
‪女士们 你们认为
‪最严重的犯罪是什么?

142
00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:41,751
‪她来了

143
00:06:42,751 --> 00:06:45,334
{\an8}‪看啊 各位 西蒙爱上了一本书

144
00:06:45,334 --> 00:06:46,918
‪爱书有什么错?

145
00:06:46,918 --> 00:06:48,626
‪我的天 他承认了

146
00:06:49,751 --> 00:06:52,418
‪-太好笑了
‪-我知道 对吧?

147
00:06:52,418 --> 00:06:53,459
‪露西看见了吗?

148
00:06:54,751 --> 00:06:57,709
‪只是一个小小的乔迁礼物
‪这是个碗

149
00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,043
‪真高档 谢谢

150
00:07:00,043 --> 00:07:02,084
‪我去放一些常温不变质的蘸酱进去

151
00:07:02,584 --> 00:07:05,126
‪你没参加今早的内阁会议啊 老兄

152
00:07:05,126 --> 00:07:07,293
‪我们再参加内阁会议就有失身份了

153
00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:10,501
‪你看 我们意识到
‪既然其他英国人都死了

154
00:07:10,501 --> 00:07:12,126
‪那我们现在就是国王了

155
00:07:12,126 --> 00:07:13,709
‪你觉得你比我强?

156
00:07:13,709 --> 00:07:16,709
‪是的 我们是上帝在地球上的
‪圣公会使者

157
00:07:16,709 --> 00:07:18,293
‪我们也是你的DJ

158
00:07:18,293 --> 00:07:22,418
‪我们希望你喜欢听白人
‪跟着鼓和贝司说唱

159
00:07:22,418 --> 00:07:24,751
‪我真的很喜欢

160
00:07:27,543 --> 00:07:29,418
‪抱歉把这里搞得脏兮兮的

161
00:07:29,418 --> 00:07:33,543
‪这里太热了
‪我蜕皮的次数比往时增加了

162
00:07:33,543 --> 00:07:35,793
‪我习惯了凌乱 我有两个年幼的儿子

163
00:07:35,793 --> 00:07:39,168
‪而且90年代时
‪我在洛克希德的火箭部门实习过

164
00:07:45,168 --> 00:07:49,084
‪我相信你宁愿在楼上
‪参加人类交配仪式

165
00:07:49,084 --> 00:07:51,876
‪那个啊 我想也许我的交配期
‪已经过去了

166
00:07:51,876 --> 00:07:54,793
‪现在每个男人能得到两个女人

167
00:07:54,793 --> 00:07:57,043
‪但以你的智慧

168
00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:59,709
‪难道你不能决定
‪你要何时以及如何受孕吗?

169
00:07:59,709 --> 00:08:01,918
‪哇喔 欢迎来到地球

170
00:08:01,918 --> 00:08:03,918
‪这里的男人会被聪明女人威胁

171
00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:06,543
‪一旦他们把你放进那个盒子里
‪你就只能待在那儿

172
00:08:06,543 --> 00:08:08,751
‪他们发现你有威胁
‪然后把你关进盒子里

173
00:08:08,751 --> 00:08:10,043
‪我感同身受

174
00:08:13,876 --> 00:08:15,459
‪我一直很喜欢科学

175
00:08:15,459 --> 00:08:18,584
‪我第一个心动对象
‪是《木偶秀》里的本森蜜露

176
00:08:18,584 --> 00:08:21,084
‪但后来我见到了他本人
‪他真的很刻薄

177
00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:24,418
‪有意思 女人每个月都这样?

178
00:08:24,418 --> 00:08:28,334
‪-你能在家休息多久?
‪-一天都别想休 你甚至都不能提

179
00:08:29,251 --> 00:08:32,001
‪我得说我最喜欢的电影是
‪《水形物语》

180
00:08:32,001 --> 00:08:35,084
‪电影讲的是
‪一个在实验室工作的女人爱上了...

181
00:08:35,084 --> 00:08:36,001
‪没什么

182
00:08:36,001 --> 00:08:38,126
‪是关于一个女人在实验室里
‪什么事都没有

183
00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:40,126
‪听起来不错

184
00:08:41,126 --> 00:08:44,834
‪先生 我们需要讨论下货币政策
‪这是当务之急

185
00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:46,709
‪算了 别来烦我了

186
00:08:46,709 --> 00:08:48,084
‪你确定吗?

187
00:08:48,084 --> 00:08:50,126
‪因为我正要让你见一见

188
00:08:50,126 --> 00:08:52,168
‪全世界最富有的人

189
00:08:52,168 --> 00:08:54,209
‪“百万美元男”泰德迪比亚斯?

190
00:08:54,209 --> 00:08:57,793
‪不 先生 一百万美元不是很多钱

191
00:08:57,793 --> 00:08:59,918
‪最富有的人
‪也不是80年代的摔跤手 伙计

192
00:08:59,918 --> 00:09:04,293
‪是我 赵强尼 你的新金主

193
00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:07,001
‪哇喔 我一辈子都没见过这么多钱

194
00:09:07,001 --> 00:09:10,876
‪我和兄弟们可是抢劫过电影
‪《城中大盗》里那个道具运钞车

195
00:09:10,876 --> 00:09:12,334
‪伙计们 不谈工作

196
00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:14,543
‪也不能谈论本阿弗莱克的电影

197
00:09:14,543 --> 00:09:16,709
‪但他永远都不能再拍下一部了
‪这多好啊?

198
00:09:16,709 --> 00:09:18,584
‪露丝 我要下金钱雨了

199
00:09:19,376 --> 00:09:22,084
‪-糟糕
‪-我都不知道现在还有人用钱

200
00:09:22,084 --> 00:09:25,084
‪你倒是抢了一分钱的光芒

201
00:09:25,084 --> 00:09:26,501
‪其实她是对的

202
00:09:26,501 --> 00:09:28,334
‪-地板男!
‪-抱歉 我的书掉了

203
00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:30,834
‪在人口普查期间
‪我和布朗博士发现

204
00:09:30,834 --> 00:09:33,501
‪我们国家很大程度上
‪是以物易物的经济模式

205
00:09:33,501 --> 00:09:36,334
‪比如 我给一个好先生看了我的脚
‪换来了这些迷你百吉饼

206
00:09:36,334 --> 00:09:39,168
‪那句广告词怎么说的?
‪百吉饼上有披萨 随时享用披萨

207
00:09:39,168 --> 00:09:40,668
‪所以我觉得这个交易很划算

208
00:09:40,668 --> 00:09:43,793
‪脚 亲吻 亲脚 这是新的货币

209
00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:46,168
‪总统先生 这就是为什么

210
00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:49,001
‪你需要做出有力的声明来支持美元

211
00:09:49,001 --> 00:09:51,459
‪否则日本会把我们活吞了

212
00:09:51,459 --> 00:09:53,459
‪如果它没有变成海里一个大洞的话

213
00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:56,918
‪我说不好 老兄 钱对我有什么好处?

214
00:09:56,918 --> 00:10:00,209
‪从小到大我们连蹭有线电视
‪的分线器都买不起

215
00:10:00,209 --> 00:10:04,001
‪我已经十岁了 还得靠聊
‪《牛人阿利斯》的话题浑水摸鱼

216
00:10:04,001 --> 00:10:06,834
‪-也许我们没有钱会更好
‪-没有钱更好?

217
00:10:06,834 --> 00:10:08,709
‪美国靠金钱运转

218
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:11,001
‪美国靠甜甜圈运转

219
00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:15,084
‪但我们需要国家货币
‪一直都是这样

220
00:10:15,668 --> 00:10:16,709
‪是吗 老哥?

221
00:10:17,376 --> 00:10:20,459
‪不是 美国直到南北战争
‪才有本国货币

222
00:10:20,459 --> 00:10:23,376
‪颁发行政命令 钱太蠢了

223
00:10:23,376 --> 00:10:26,376
‪嘿 各位 没人需要钱了

224
00:10:29,459 --> 00:10:31,168
‪独轮车里的是什么?

225
00:10:31,168 --> 00:10:32,751
‪外星人的组织样本

226
00:10:32,751 --> 00:10:34,918
‪你知道艾克斯崔会蜕皮吗?

227
00:10:34,918 --> 00:10:38,793
‪就像儿童选择奖上的简林奇
‪化成了一滩水?

228
00:10:39,293 --> 00:10:41,126
‪不 托德 是蜕皮

229
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,959
{\an8}‪去甲肾上腺素水平升高

230
00:10:43,959 --> 00:10:45,543
‪为什么荷尔蒙激增?

231
00:10:45,543 --> 00:10:48,293
‪哦 那个?没什么 我只是在聊天

232
00:10:48,293 --> 00:10:50,001
‪跟某人聊天 一个男人

233
00:10:50,001 --> 00:10:52,501
‪托德以为医生放弃了男人

234
00:10:52,501 --> 00:10:54,251
‪确实 但他不是男人

235
00:10:54,251 --> 00:10:55,668
‪不是你认知中的典型男人

236
00:10:55,668 --> 00:10:58,959
‪随便啦 我只是喜欢跟他聊天 好吗?
‪他又不是我的灵魂伴侣

237
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:01,209
‪托德曾经有过灵魂伴侣?

238
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,209
‪...有魅力 但像西蒙这样友善的人...

239
00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:13,334
‪托德 你在听吗?

240
00:11:13,334 --> 00:11:15,584
‪什么?听着呢 男人

241
00:11:15,584 --> 00:11:18,334
‪哇喔 连你都走神了

242
00:11:18,334 --> 00:11:20,543
‪人类啊 我是说 男人都一样

243
00:11:21,584 --> 00:11:23,834
‪托德以前是男人吗?

244
00:11:24,334 --> 00:11:27,334
‪你敢跟我对着干
‪我会把你摔个稀巴烂

245
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:31,043
‪低音降了 我们需要电力

246
00:11:31,043 --> 00:11:33,251
‪赵先生 强尼 等等

247
00:11:33,251 --> 00:11:35,251
‪这只是小小的婴儿打嗝

248
00:11:35,251 --> 00:11:38,459
‪“我是拉马尔 我有计划 我很狡猾”

249
00:11:38,459 --> 00:11:41,126
‪“等等 我忘了确保钱的重要性”

250
00:11:41,126 --> 00:11:42,209
‪“我很蠢”

251
00:11:42,209 --> 00:11:43,543
‪听你说话就是这个感觉

252
00:11:43,543 --> 00:11:45,334
‪哦 拜托 强尼...

253
00:11:46,293 --> 00:11:47,293
‪他们在烧钱?

254
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:51,834
‪这就是我跟副总统合作的结果

255
00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:53,959
‪简直跟当年的切尼如出一辙

256
00:11:53,959 --> 00:11:55,418
‪如果掌事的人

257
00:11:55,418 --> 00:11:58,876
‪只想在浴缸里画狗
‪那人脉根本不重要

258
00:11:58,876 --> 00:12:00,084
‪我需要喝一杯

259
00:12:00,084 --> 00:12:02,043
‪别停下 燥起来

260
00:12:03,001 --> 00:12:07,084
{\an8}‪老天 抱歉 公鸡先生

261
00:12:07,084 --> 00:12:09,459
{\an8}‪我比新婚夜想从浴室窗户逃走的处男

262
00:12:09,459 --> 00:12:12,126
{\an8}‪还要笨手笨脚

263
00:12:17,001 --> 00:12:19,751
‪-咚咚咚
‪-这真是个愉快的惊喜

264
00:12:19,751 --> 00:12:22,001
‪我发现刚才我光顾着自己说了

265
00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:24,584
‪我想知道更多你的事

266
00:12:24,584 --> 00:12:25,626
‪为了科学

267
00:12:25,626 --> 00:12:27,959
‪充满求知欲的大脑

268
00:12:27,959 --> 00:12:29,459
‪在卡迪B星球上

269
00:12:29,459 --> 00:12:32,459
‪我们对大脑的推崇
‪就像人类欣赏屁股一样

270
00:12:32,459 --> 00:12:34,709
‪我想多听听那个星球的事

271
00:12:35,293 --> 00:12:39,043
‪我可以告诉你
‪但我或许有办法给你展示

272
00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:42,126
‪我的族群有心灵融合的能力

273
00:12:42,126 --> 00:12:44,709
‪但只在双方有强烈的情绪连接时

274
00:12:44,709 --> 00:12:46,376
‪才能成功

275
00:12:46,376 --> 00:12:48,793
‪还要有激烈的不间断的眼神接触

276
00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:50,918
‪只要是为了科学

277
00:13:06,001 --> 00:13:09,751
‪让我带你看看我的世界

278
00:13:09,751 --> 00:13:13,459
‪登上这艘烧煤的戈尔普飞船

279
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,626
‪告诉我 博士

280
00:13:15,626 --> 00:13:20,334
‪看到我们变幻的山脉是否惊奇?

281
00:13:20,918 --> 00:13:24,543
‪煤是我们的燃料

282
00:13:24,543 --> 00:13:28,001
‪我们的树想把你变成盘中餐

283
00:13:28,001 --> 00:13:30,626
‪巨大的鼻涕虫工人

284
00:13:30,626 --> 00:13:31,668
‪我们的尿液是蓝色

285
00:13:31,668 --> 00:13:34,459
‪下一句太难翻译

286
00:13:34,459 --> 00:13:38,959
‪Chack-ack-ack-skree

287
00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:41,918
‪你们的鸟有无数只眼睛

288
00:13:41,918 --> 00:13:46,626
‪Chack-ack-ack-skree

289
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,501
‪你们也有牛仔短裤

290
00:13:49,501 --> 00:13:53,501
‪总有一天我会带你去那里

291
00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:57,043
‪我们会想到办法

292
00:13:57,043 --> 00:14:00,668
‪给我的登陆艇加点煤

293
00:14:00,668 --> 00:14:01,959
‪你会爱上我的世界

294
00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:03,626
‪我爱你的世界

295
00:14:03,626 --> 00:14:08,084
‪Chack-ack-ack-skree

296
00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:09,334
‪我们会看见一切

297
00:14:09,334 --> 00:14:11,043
‪在卡迪B星球上

298
00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:18,126
‪-永远是秋天
‪-永远是秋天

299
00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:25,959
‪不行 我们不能这么做

300
00:14:26,543 --> 00:14:28,209
‪艾克斯崔 说话啊

301
00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:34,709
‪该死!本森蜜露没有看错我

302
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,418
‪非常感谢 先生

303
00:14:38,418 --> 00:14:40,459
‪我们现在开始阴阳怪气地说谢谢了?

304
00:14:40,459 --> 00:14:42,543
‪那我也“谢谢你”坏了我的兴致

305
00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:45,709
‪你毁掉了我的计划

306
00:14:46,209 --> 00:14:47,293
‪(公鸡的财产)

307
00:14:47,293 --> 00:14:50,584
‪对不起 总统先生 公鸡夫人

308
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,001
‪那家伙是我的管家

309
00:14:54,501 --> 00:14:57,459
‪那个水晶吊灯
‪可是由詹姆斯布坎南

310
00:14:57,459 --> 00:14:59,668
‪和他的朋友威廉鲁弗斯德瓦内金
‪一起修复的

311
00:14:59,668 --> 00:15:02,251
‪天啊 呆瓜教授

312
00:15:02,251 --> 00:15:04,876
‪担心派对太棒了吗?

313
00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:09,793
‪他气坏了

314
00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:11,293
‪你真搞笑

315
00:15:11,293 --> 00:15:14,168
‪那么 你想看看战情室吗?

316
00:15:14,168 --> 00:15:17,376
‪也许我们可以把它改成
‪成人战情室?

317
00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:20,168
‪但你不是和露西小姐结婚了吗?

318
00:15:20,168 --> 00:15:22,918
‪是啊 但第一夫人对此很“冷”静

319
00:15:22,918 --> 00:15:25,043
‪说唱

320
00:15:25,043 --> 00:15:29,334
‪而我激“冻”得要僵掉了
‪医生只能切掉我的脚趾 我们走吧

321
00:15:29,334 --> 00:15:32,209
‪我喜欢押韵的嘻哈
‪就像马蹄声响哒哒

322
00:15:32,209 --> 00:15:35,043
‪不论是纽马克特
‪恩特里切尔滕纳姆 还是艾斯考特

323
00:15:35,043 --> 00:15:36,668
‪什么?

324
00:15:39,168 --> 00:15:42,918
‪嘿 各位 这是新舞蹈 “第一夫人舞”

325
00:15:42,918 --> 00:15:44,584
‪对 大家都学我!

326
00:15:46,668 --> 00:15:48,668
{\an8}‪(林肯在葛底斯堡下钱雨 1863年)

327
00:15:48,668 --> 00:15:53,293
‪赵先生 强尼 如果总统不称职

328
00:15:53,293 --> 00:15:55,543
‪那么我

329
00:15:55,543 --> 00:15:58,418
‪来当美国总统怎么样?

330
00:16:02,668 --> 00:16:03,793
‪拜托 西蒙

331
00:16:03,793 --> 00:16:05,751
‪今晚别皱着眉头了

332
00:16:05,751 --> 00:16:08,668
‪除非你是那个
‪被外星人抓去做实验的人

333
00:16:09,293 --> 00:16:11,334
‪我能听见你!

334
00:16:11,334 --> 00:16:13,126
‪我很生麦蒂的气

335
00:16:13,126 --> 00:16:14,918
‪他让我只想捡一块石头

336
00:16:14,918 --> 00:16:17,376
‪打磨它 直到它变得美丽闪耀

337
00:16:18,168 --> 00:16:19,751
‪或者我只是在生自己的气

338
00:16:19,751 --> 00:16:21,001
‪因为你买了那顶帽子?

339
00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:22,501
‪因为我还跟以前一样

340
00:16:22,501 --> 00:16:25,376
‪我这辈子都被麦蒂这样的人利用

341
00:16:25,376 --> 00:16:27,959
‪当他们需要我的头脑时
‪就会说:“谢谢 你是最棒的”

342
00:16:27,959 --> 00:16:31,793
‪但只要有其他人在场
‪我立刻就成了一个笑话

343
00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:33,084
‪一个笑话!

344
00:16:33,084 --> 00:16:36,751
‪桑塔亚纳说:“如果我们不了解历史
‪那历史注定要重演”

345
00:16:36,751 --> 00:16:38,501
‪但我了解历史

346
00:16:38,501 --> 00:16:41,793
‪可我还是总犯同样的错误

347
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:45,418
‪嘿 我喜欢桑塔亚纳
‪尤其是他跟罗伯托马斯合作的作品

348
00:16:45,418 --> 00:16:47,626
‪看起来有人比他们想的更酷

349
00:16:50,084 --> 00:16:53,918
‪《水形物语》绝对是浪漫化了
‪爱上实验室生物这件事

350
00:16:53,918 --> 00:16:55,084
‪真是谢谢了 好莱坞

351
00:16:55,084 --> 00:16:58,084
‪爱 托德曾经爱过

352
00:16:59,293 --> 00:17:01,251
‪(亲爱的女儿 姐妹和妻子)

353
00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:03,084
‪托德 回回神!

354
00:17:03,084 --> 00:17:06,418
‪哇 当然了 我倾听别人的故事和问题

355
00:17:06,418 --> 00:17:09,084
‪但没人...听我的倾诉!

356
00:17:09,668 --> 00:17:13,084
‪我倾听了艾克斯崔 我听了整首歌

357
00:17:13,084 --> 00:17:15,418
‪还有歌?什么时候的事?

358
00:17:15,418 --> 00:17:16,959
‪我想我知道他要去哪里了

359
00:17:16,959 --> 00:17:20,043
‪我不小心踩到的鸽子?
‪踩踏鸽子 有人要吗?

360
00:17:20,043 --> 00:17:22,834
‪很棒的派对 我一次都没想起

361
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,376
‪我丈夫是怎么被华盛顿纪念碑压扁的

362
00:17:25,376 --> 00:17:26,626
‪什么丈夫?

363
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:34,793
‪天啊 我们那个总统真是个混蛋

364
00:17:34,793 --> 00:17:37,251
‪为什么呢?他现在正在红房间里

365
00:17:37,251 --> 00:17:40,293
‪跟一个不是第一夫人的选民鬼混了

366
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,459
‪他们的舌头就像弗拉格莫炖菜里的

367
00:17:42,459 --> 00:17:44,543
‪两个车厘蚬

368
00:17:44,543 --> 00:17:46,626
‪不过我希望他能更谨慎一些

369
00:17:46,626 --> 00:17:48,876
‪如果那位小姐短裤上的文字
‪值得相信的话

370
00:17:48,876 --> 00:17:51,543
‪她似乎是某个公鸡的财产

371
00:17:53,293 --> 00:17:54,126
‪踢门!

372
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:56,959
‪嘿 伙计 没看我正忙着吗?

373
00:17:57,959 --> 00:18:00,209
‪你跟我 咱俩出去!

374
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,709
‪杀了他 公鸡

375
00:18:08,209 --> 00:18:10,501
‪-要去什么地方吗?
‪-嘿 你来了

376
00:18:10,501 --> 00:18:14,376
‪在我们心灵融合后
‪我正奇怪呢 “法拉去哪了?” 然后...

377
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,043
‪你是怎么找到我的?

378
00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:18,751
‪我知道你需要煤
‪来给你的登陆艇提供动力

379
00:18:18,751 --> 00:18:20,543
‪那首破歌泄露了太多信息

380
00:18:20,543 --> 00:18:23,751
‪多亏了我和孩子们
‪一趟非常糟糕的实地考察

381
00:18:23,751 --> 00:18:25,626
‪我知道首都电厂

382
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,543
‪是方圆160公里内唯一有煤的地方

383
00:18:28,543 --> 00:18:33,251
‪所以我就跟过来
‪找到了你逃离地球的唯一工具

384
00:18:34,334 --> 00:18:36,626
‪你是个了不起的生物

385
00:18:37,209 --> 00:18:38,501
‪你跟我一起走吧?

386
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:42,043
‪我知道你没有理由相信我
‪但我们之间的连接...

387
00:18:42,043 --> 00:18:44,501
‪-那不重要
‪-这才是最重要的

388
00:18:44,501 --> 00:18:46,584
‪我可以让你远离这一切 法拉

389
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,584
‪我可以带你去卡迪B星球

390
00:18:50,418 --> 00:18:51,918
‪让我再看一次

391
00:18:55,459 --> 00:18:57,376
‪Chack-ack-ack-skree

392
00:18:57,376 --> 00:18:58,918
‪现在山脉成了方形

393
00:18:58,918 --> 00:19:00,918
‪Chack-ack-ack-skree

394
00:19:00,918 --> 00:19:02,709
‪全都长出了头发

395
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,543
‪如果你愿意跟我走

396
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:05,834
‪托德 趁现在!

397
00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:08,293
‪聪明的姑娘

398
00:19:08,293 --> 00:19:10,834
‪嘿 你是想用石头砸我脑袋吗?

399
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:12,084
‪什么?不是

400
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,584
‪岩石是我们星球上的美味

401
00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:22,501
‪你们这儿的石头真好吃
‪我想是水的原因

402
00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:27,168
‪你一定要帮我 他会杀了我的

403
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,459
‪-那就别跟他打
‪-我必须去

404
00:19:30,459 --> 00:19:32,626
‪如果我不打架 我就会变成你

405
00:19:32,626 --> 00:19:35,126
‪你有看过自己的样子吗?糟透了

406
00:19:35,126 --> 00:19:36,834
‪不帮 我受够了

407
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:40,126
‪我受够了给酷哥收拾烂摊子
‪好让他们把我当垃圾一样对待

408
00:19:40,126 --> 00:19:41,209
‪求你了

409
00:19:41,209 --> 00:19:42,834
‪我不能在这场派对上

410
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,876
‪暴露我的真面目

411
00:19:44,876 --> 00:19:46,626
‪你在说什么?

412
00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:48,918
‪伙计 我从来都不是酷哥

413
00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:51,251
‪我是那个搞砸了派对

414
00:19:51,251 --> 00:19:54,251
‪喝得烂醉 然后被某个女孩的哥哥
‪丢进河里的笨蛋

415
00:19:54,251 --> 00:19:55,834
‪这个派对的目的就是...

416
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,209
‪大家都要去哪啊?

417
00:19:57,209 --> 00:19:58,959
‪我刚踩到另一只鸽子

418
00:19:59,751 --> 00:20:01,459
‪我想改变自己的形象

419
00:20:01,459 --> 00:20:03,918
‪所以我不能出去

420
00:20:03,918 --> 00:20:07,043
‪当着整个国家的面被羞辱

421
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:13,251
‪听着 要我帮你也行
‪但你不能跟其他总统一样

422
00:20:13,251 --> 00:20:14,959
‪我们必须跟过去决裂

423
00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:18,168
‪所以 你不能引发一场不必要的战争

424
00:20:18,168 --> 00:20:19,668
‪转移人们的注意力

425
00:20:19,668 --> 00:20:23,001
‪对啊 战争!好主意!

426
00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:24,543
‪但我们能跟谁开战呢?

427
00:20:24,543 --> 00:20:26,668
‪大便 大便 摊成一片

428
00:20:26,668 --> 00:20:28,543
‪我为你带来超棒的大便说唱

429
00:20:28,543 --> 00:20:31,959
‪我们的宿敌 讨厌的英国人

430
00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:36,001
‪那都是老黄历了 在两次世界大战中
‪他们都跟我们并肩作战

431
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:39,126
‪没错 我们跟他们打过仗
‪咱俩说的是一个意思

432
00:20:39,126 --> 00:20:40,084
‪将军?

433
00:20:40,084 --> 00:20:41,668
‪什么事?我以前喝过啤酒

434
00:20:41,668 --> 00:20:44,584
‪我要你向英国大使馆发射导弹

435
00:20:44,584 --> 00:20:45,668
‪我们要宣战了

436
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,168
‪很抱歉我利用了你

437
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:55,543
‪我很抱歉让你吃了那整块石头

438
00:20:55,543 --> 00:20:57,084
‪-不 你没有
‪-其实我没有

439
00:20:57,084 --> 00:20:59,043
‪但我也是走投无路了

440
00:20:59,043 --> 00:21:01,709
‪整天都被锁在那个箱子里 就我自己

441
00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:05,084
‪现在那个托德209毁掉了我的登陆艇...

442
00:21:05,084 --> 00:21:07,709
‪去死吧

443
00:21:09,543 --> 00:21:10,751
‪...我被困在这里了

444
00:21:10,751 --> 00:21:13,668
‪你真的有必要把我
‪再次关进那个热死人的箱子吗?

445
00:21:13,668 --> 00:21:15,584
‪持续的蜕皮很痛苦

446
00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:17,918
‪是啊 你知道什么很痛苦吗?
‪阴道分娩

447
00:21:17,918 --> 00:21:19,334
‪你们都是从那里出来的?

448
00:21:19,334 --> 00:21:22,168
‪-战斗!
‪-这是怎么回事?

449
00:21:22,168 --> 00:21:24,918
‪我要把“总统”的“印记”

450
00:21:24,918 --> 00:21:27,126
‪刻在你脸上 伙计

451
00:21:27,126 --> 00:21:31,834
‪除非发生大事件让大家分心
‪就是现在

452
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,709
‪天啊 好多按钮

453
00:21:35,709 --> 00:21:37,251
‪谁想下个注?

454
00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:39,334
‪我赌50个吻总统会赢

455
00:21:39,334 --> 00:21:41,543
‪算了 这太蠢了

456
00:21:41,543 --> 00:21:45,251
‪没有两个男人为一个女孩大打出手
‪还能叫派对吗 对吧?

457
00:21:45,251 --> 00:21:47,043
‪有一次 我的高中男友

458
00:21:47,043 --> 00:21:49,251
‪把一个搭讪我的男人打进了医院

459
00:21:49,251 --> 00:21:50,626
‪而那个人是他爸爸

460
00:21:50,626 --> 00:21:52,918
‪真棒 我和奶奶去参加了毕业舞会

461
00:21:57,668 --> 00:21:58,501
‪该死

462
00:21:58,501 --> 00:22:01,626
‪拜托 斯卡帕奇欧将军 快点
‪谢谢你的服务

463
00:22:02,459 --> 00:22:04,834
‪总统想跟英国开战

464
00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:06,376
‪为了不跟这家伙打架

465
00:22:06,376 --> 00:22:09,376
‪因为一切都不曾改变

466
00:22:10,376 --> 00:22:15,043
‪兄弟 你要当心了 有人要偷袭你了

467
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:18,126
‪总统先生 你需要帮助吗?

468
00:22:18,126 --> 00:22:20,626
‪完全不需要 这家伙不堪一击

469
00:22:20,626 --> 00:22:24,084
‪离热源这么近真的对我没好处

470
00:22:24,084 --> 00:22:27,126
‪可怜的宝宝要蜕皮了吗?
‪你为什么不唱一首关于蜕皮的歌?

471
00:22:27,126 --> 00:22:30,084
‪先生 你的去甲肾上腺素水平很高

472
00:22:30,084 --> 00:22:32,043
‪你也爱上了外星人吗?

473
00:22:32,043 --> 00:22:33,251
‪-闭嘴 托德
‪-闭嘴 托德

474
00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:36,334
‪说够了吧 你到底要不要跟我打?

475
00:22:50,418 --> 00:22:52,834
‪嘿 外星人发明了一种新舞蹈!

476
00:22:52,834 --> 00:22:55,334
‪大家都学外星人!

477
00:22:58,501 --> 00:23:00,668
‪不!不要走!

478
00:23:00,668 --> 00:23:01,668
‪它为什么会这样?

479
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,626
‪这才是我说的全垒打

480
00:23:08,126 --> 00:23:09,876
‪“跑回家” 该死 多好的双关

481
00:23:11,043 --> 00:23:13,418
‪别看!这太私人了!

482
00:23:17,334 --> 00:23:19,001
‪你们是从那里出来的?

483
00:23:19,584 --> 00:23:20,543
‪太恶心了

484
00:23:21,376 --> 00:23:23,126
{\an8}‪(美国国库)

485
00:23:23,126 --> 00:23:24,334
‪搞定了!

486
00:23:26,001 --> 00:23:28,043
‪史上最糟糕的战争

487
00:23:33,626 --> 00:23:35,751
‪其实这算是顺利的

488
00:23:35,751 --> 00:23:39,751
‪是啊 也许我们该把艾克斯崔
‪从那个闷热的地下室放出来

489
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:42,126
‪免得这种事再次重演

490
00:23:42,126 --> 00:23:43,418
‪但他不会跑掉吗?

491
00:23:43,418 --> 00:23:48,043
‪像他这样聪明的生物
‪知道不可能离开这个星球

492
00:23:48,043 --> 00:23:50,209
‪史上最糟糕的派对

493
00:23:50,209 --> 00:23:51,793
‪我参加过一次婚礼

494
00:23:51,793 --> 00:23:54,668
‪新娘骑着一只普通的橘色老虎进来了

495
00:23:54,668 --> 00:23:58,084
‪不 还记得我们一起跳
‪外星人发明的舞蹈吗?多有趣啊

496
00:23:58,084 --> 00:24:00,543
‪拜托 艾克斯崔只是剽窃了

497
00:24:00,543 --> 00:24:02,793
‪帕特里克德姆西
‪在《爱是非卖品》里的舞蹈

498
00:24:02,793 --> 00:24:03,834
‪到此为止吧 拉马尔

499
00:24:03,834 --> 00:24:06,001
‪我要把我的才华带去南海滩了

500
00:24:06,001 --> 00:24:08,251
‪只不过现在的南海滩早成了火坑

501
00:24:08,251 --> 00:24:10,501
‪那也比这里强多了

502
00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:14,709
‪总统先生 你的货币政策

503
00:24:14,709 --> 00:24:17,376
‪从头到尾都透着荒谬

504
00:24:17,376 --> 00:24:20,918
‪但是 我很欣赏你

505
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:22,959
‪处理公鸡这种棘手事件的方式

506
00:24:22,959 --> 00:24:25,126
‪对英国开战 真有你的

507
00:24:25,126 --> 00:24:28,209
‪我应该跟他打的
‪你看到他有多害怕我吗?

508
00:24:28,209 --> 00:24:30,459
‪公鸡?我看是吓傻了的小鸟吧

509
00:24:30,459 --> 00:24:31,668
‪对吧?

510
00:24:31,668 --> 00:24:34,001
‪啊 我该叫他胆小鸡的 该死

511
00:24:34,001 --> 00:24:35,418
‪说得好 先生

512
00:24:35,418 --> 00:24:37,959
‪我们可能会把你塑造成真正的总统

513
00:24:37,959 --> 00:24:42,001
‪只有我意识到了
‪这里发生的事的重要性吗?

514
00:24:42,001 --> 00:24:45,418
‪今晚我们看到 了美国总统

515
00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:49,459
‪以不曾有过的方式摆脱困境

516
00:24:49,459 --> 00:24:50,376
‪也就是说...

517
00:24:50,376 --> 00:24:52,876
‪我们另辟蹊径

518
00:24:52,876 --> 00:24:54,126
‪美利坚

519
00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:56,293
‪好的 一步步来

520
00:24:56,293 --> 00:24:59,918
‪什么?不 这不是好事
‪我的派对烂透了

521
00:24:59,918 --> 00:25:02,293
‪以前有过这种事吗?

522
00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:04,084
‪没有 哇

523
00:25:04,084 --> 00:25:05,543
‪看招吧 历史

524
00:25:05,543 --> 00:25:07,293
‪我绝不会让今天的事重演

525
00:25:10,001 --> 00:25:11,959
‪各位 还有一个

526
00:25:11,959 --> 00:25:15,001
‪哎哟 我忘了月亮被打破了

527
00:25:15,001 --> 00:25:16,668
‪多谢了 艾克斯崔

528
00:25:16,668 --> 00:25:18,418
‪是我干的吗?

529
00:25:19,543 --> 00:25:20,543
‪乌克尔的经典台词!

530
00:25:21,209 --> 00:25:22,709
‪你们为什么笑我?

531
00:25:22,709 --> 00:25:25,418
‪蜕皮收紧了我的声带

532
00:25:27,584 --> 00:25:29,251
‪-哦 真经典
‪-呆瓜

533
00:25:30,334 --> 00:25:31,876
‪我们玩得很开心 不是吗?

534
00:25:31,876 --> 00:25:35,543
‪让我带你看看我的世界

535
00:25:35,543 --> 00:25:39,251
‪登上这艘烧煤的戈尔普飞船

536
00:25:39,251 --> 00:25:41,376
‪告诉我 博士

537
00:25:41,376 --> 00:25:46,876
‪看到我们变幻的山脉是否惊奇?

538
00:25:46,876 --> 00:25:50,209
‪煤是我们的燃料

539
00:25:50,209 --> 00:25:53,876
‪我们的树想把你变成盘中餐

540
00:25:53,876 --> 00:25:56,501
‪巨大的鼻涕虫工人

541
00:25:56,501 --> 00:25:57,501
‪我们的尿液是蓝色

542
00:25:57,501 --> 00:26:00,251
‪下一句太难翻译

543
00:26:00,251 --> 00:26:04,876
‪Chack-ack-ack-skree

544
00:26:04,876 --> 00:26:07,876
‪你们的鸟有无数只眼睛

545
00:26:07,876 --> 00:26:11,876
‪Chack-ack-ack-skree

546
00:26:12,459 --> 00:26:15,876
‪你们也有牛仔短裤

547
00:26:15,876 --> 00:26:18,876
‪总有一天我会带你去那里

548
00:26:19,459 --> 00:26:22,876
‪我们会想到办法

549
00:26:22,876 --> 00:26:26,876
{\an8}‪给我的登陆艇加点煤

550
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:30,876
{\an8}‪-你会爱上我的世界
‪-我爱你的世界

551
00:26:30,876 --> 00:26:32,876
‪字幕翻译:肖雪