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‪進攻

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‪對,我想買加密貨幣

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‪發行商是一個知名DJ

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‪什麼?

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‪我這輩子浪費了

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‪(歡迎來到內布拉斯加)

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‪歐洲已經淪陷

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‪全世界只剩華盛頓特區了

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‪很榮幸能和各位共事

10
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‪除了藍道以外

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‪我爸是妳的上司

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‪以後就不是了,小子

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‪(華盛頓特區)

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‪他們是誰啊?

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‪(美國小姐)

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‪露西,小心

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{\an8}‪要是在三天前

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{\an8}‪有人告訴我會有外星人轟炸地球

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{\an8}‪但我得以認識妳...

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{\an8}‪好喔,現在嗎?

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{\an8}‪時機有點詭異,不過...

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‪去拯救地球吧,馬帝

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‪交給我吧

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‪我雖然不聰明

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‪唯一做過的正職

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‪是讓科學家用香水噴眼睛

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‪我雖然不是很擅長處理清單

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‪或是計劃回家路線...

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‪好啦,很棒,地球就靠你了

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‪但我唯一擅長的就是超級快速球

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‪我這輩子浪費了

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‪好耶

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‪馬帝

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‪抓緊

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‪哎唷,出乎意料

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‪那小子成功了

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‪他摧毀了外星人的集體心智

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‪這才叫做全壘打嘛

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‪我們現在該怎麼辦?

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‪開始重建

41
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‪不要也行

42
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‪好喔,我這下全裸了

43
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‪打敗我的就是那傢伙?太棒了

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‪我炸爆了那艘太空船

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‪好讚讚!我太太!

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‪年輕人,我剛才好像沒聽到你的名字

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‪穆勒根,馬帝穆勒根

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‪我是卡萊拉瑪參議員

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‪幸會

50
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‪你讓一小部分珍貴人類得以倖存

51
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‪但這些人會需要一名領導者

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‪新英雄帶領新世界

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‪穆勒根總統?

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‪聽起來不錯喔,參議員

55
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‪你當然會需要政壇老手擔任老二

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‪老二,呵呵

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‪不過沒問題,歡迎加入,老大哥

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‪我很清楚我想找誰當第一夫人

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‪是那顆手榴彈的插銷

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{\an8}‪簡直就像童話故事一樣

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{\an8}‪因為我們才剛認識

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{\an8}‪而且在那之前,我還昏迷了好一陣子

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‪馬帝和露西!

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‪別擔心,我和露西會解決一切問題

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‪全劇終

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‪馬帝和露西...

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‪(隔天)

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‪早知道學生時代就少打瞌睡了

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‪馬帝...總統先生

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‪易燃和可燃是同義還是反義?

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‪好,是同義

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‪英文真有趣,對吧?

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{\an8}‪(停電時期於晚上7點實施宵禁)

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{\an8}‪(火力旺)

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{\an8}‪真令人難過

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{\an8}‪就是說啊

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{\an8}‪天空跟太空就這樣沒了

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‪天啊,這絕對是
‪最不適合當總統的年代

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‪現在連電力都沒有

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‪是溫的!為什麼?

81
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‪醫院之類的都很缺電

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‪至少我們還有彼此

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‪還有那個超蠢巫師隊吉祥物
‪搞笑給我們笑

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‪救命啊,服裝和我的皮膚黏在一起了

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‪我愛死那傢伙了

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‪說得好,夫人

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‪能有如此口才與異國情調的第一夫人
‪實在是我們好運

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‪我還不是第一夫人,不過我很期待

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‪我在當內華達小姐時,發起一項計畫

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‪將魔術秀老虎和囚犯配對

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‪等我當上第一夫人一定更大有可為

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‪天啊,是馬帝和露西耶

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‪確實是他們

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‪馬帝和露西...

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‪沒錯!要乖乖上學喔!

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‪馬帝和露西

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‪(史卡帕喬)

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‪(電力、電話、食物)

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‪電話

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‪記得以前故意不接電話的日子嗎?

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‪好懷念喔

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‪話說,妳的家鄉在哪?

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‪對喔,是雷諾,你呢?

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‪波士頓,超支持各種運動

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‪這是你第一次到華盛頓特區?

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‪這是我第一次離開家鄉

107
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‪還要問什麼?妳是哪種天主教徒?

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‪我真的很想多瞭解你

109
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‪不過應該還有更重要的事要先做

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‪對,我知道,不用多說

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‪麻煩死了

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‪天啊

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‪(飲用水、水上公園)

114
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‪加油,馬帝,我對你有信心

115
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‪-真的嗎?
‪-你炸掉了整支外星軍隊

116
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‪絕對能想出
‪要怎麼重啟《玩命關頭》系列

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‪其他的也是

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‪反正你又不用一個人搞定一切

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‪你還有我和拉瑪

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‪對啊,那傢伙跑去哪了?

121
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‪誰贊成?誰反對?又是零比零

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‪所以就由副總統投決定票

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‪我投“贊成”

124
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‪金錢現在依法擬制為人

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‪進入下一項議案

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‪我要說的是,有很多人能幫我們

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‪拉瑪先生已經開始搞政治了

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‪我們去找專家負責其他事吧?

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‪露西,這個點子真棒

130
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‪好,這樣我就能專心處理我擅長的事

131
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‪像是幫大家取超酷綽號,露姊

132
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‪水和食物之類的事則交給專家處理

133
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‪希望他們能查出鳥為什麼會那麼性奮

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{\an8}‪(達美樂披薩追蹤器)

135
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‪蘇旺小姐,組織這個內閣真是好主意

136
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‪我最喜歡選美皇后
‪插手管行政部門政策

137
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‪不用那麼見外

138
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‪好,這些人是地球上最聰明的人

139
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‪這個嘛,在入侵期間

140
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‪我國大部分的科學家和知識分子

141
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‪都搭傑夫貝佐的太空方舟逃離地球了

142
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‪大家都愛笑貝佐,現在是誰在笑啊?

143
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‪就是貝佐啦!

144
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‪貝佐贏了...

145
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‪不過你也是因此才會找我
‪處理那些無聊的立法程序

146
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‪我從這麼大就開始擔任
‪參議院漏洞與細節委員會主席

147
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‪沒錯,你是我的好兄弟

148
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‪不過幫手還是多多益善

149
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‪從法菈布朗博士開始

150
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‪她是一名女科學家

151
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‪科學家就好,不用加“女”

152
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‪我以前在防研署服務

153
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‪現在則專心研究
‪如何讓自來水不要這樣

154
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‪可怕

155
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‪不過我現在照顧兒子有點忙不過來

156
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‪-媽,《遊戲王》沒辦法播
‪-我想看《遊戲王》

157
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‪我跟你們說過了,網路已經不存在

158
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‪手機、電腦都廢了

159
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‪我的保姆被熔化

160
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‪現在連手機、電腦都不能用

161
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‪如果沒有電力

162
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‪是不是就沒有電音了?

163
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‪那不就是“電”的意思嗎?

164
00:09:31,834 --> 00:09:33,751
‪那伊比薩島的夜店要播什麼音樂?

165
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‪傑瑞米是我們在英國大使館找到的

166
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‪聽聽他的口音,他絕對是天才

167
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‪聽眾要嗑迷幻藥配一片寂靜嗎?

168
00:09:41,293 --> 00:09:42,918
‪普羅教授或許有辦法回答

169
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‪他是學歷史的

170
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‪那又不是問歷史問題

171
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‪而且是反詰問句

172
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‪我們要照座位輪流,所以...

173
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‪沒問題,大家好,我是賽門普羅

174
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‪我是喬治城大學博後生
‪研究主題是19世紀字型...

175
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‪好,謝謝
‪大家一定會喜歡下面這一位

176
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‪有請史卡帕喬將軍

177
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‪是,身為軍方高層
‪我有機會開槍之類的嗎?

178
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‪當然有,感謝你報效國家

179
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‪請問一下,他年紀多大?

180
00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:07,876
‪妳太超過了

181
00:10:07,876 --> 00:10:09,251
‪第一,這是種族歧視

182
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‪第二,請支持國軍

183
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‪-很抱歉
‪-我們還找到牙醫跟木匠

184
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‪不是,我是木匠兄妹的和聲歌手

185
00:10:19,043 --> 00:10:21,751
‪還有店面沒被炸毀的鞋店老闆

186
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‪外面有好多碎石
‪鄉親們現在最需要鞋

187
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‪身為現任美國小姐及未來第一夫人

188
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‪我的志業是
‪動物、兒童肥胖症、老人識字

189
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‪露西蘇旺,來自瓦肖縣,身高167

190
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‪等等,不過如果沒有食物
‪豈不是就沒有肥胖症了?

191
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‪妳解決問題了

192
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‪對啊,而且入侵之後
‪我就沒看過幾個老人了

193
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‪我們認為外星人首先針對老人下手

194
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‪因為他們估計我們很敬老尊賢

195
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‪但我很擔心動物

196
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‪我今天早上去國家動物園
‪做了一趟實情調查

197
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‪但我調查到的實情非常不妙

198
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‪要不是大象爆炸,我們早就鬧飢荒了

199
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‪不過最大的問題是電力

200
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‪備用發電機的電量

201
00:11:01,543 --> 00:11:04,543
‪根本不夠冰箱跟我的烤肉盤使用

202
00:11:04,543 --> 00:11:07,501
‪妳真的不想來點象肉嗎?

203
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:08,459
‪不用了,謝謝

204
00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:12,584
‪大象是我的朋友

205
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,709
‪我不會大猩猩語!

206
00:11:14,709 --> 00:11:17,168
‪所以動物園有發電機?

207
00:11:17,168 --> 00:11:20,334
‪那些可憐的動物
‪可能是地球上僅存的少數幾隻了

208
00:11:20,334 --> 00:11:21,626
‪不能讓牠們絕種

209
00:11:21,626 --> 00:11:23,793
‪說到永久消失

210
00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:26,751
‪史密松寧學會好像還燒個不停

211
00:11:26,751 --> 00:11:29,584
‪要是失去前總統的3K黨白袍
‪那可就不好了

212
00:11:29,584 --> 00:11:30,918
‪我幹嘛舉這種例子?

213
00:11:30,918 --> 00:11:31,876
‪隨便啦

214
00:11:31,876 --> 00:11:34,626
‪不過罐裝水正在急速消耗

215
00:11:34,626 --> 00:11:38,376
‪人民需要音樂

216
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,293
‪所以我們要從哪著手?

217
00:11:41,209 --> 00:11:42,918
‪大家看我幹嘛?

218
00:11:42,918 --> 00:11:45,126
‪我哪知道,你們才是專家啊

219
00:11:45,126 --> 00:11:47,668
‪是沒錯,不過你才是總統

220
00:11:47,668 --> 00:11:49,334
‪因為你很擅長投擲

221
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:52,043
‪拉瑪,你常要我簽署的那個叫什麼?

222
00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:53,834
‪對了,行政命令

223
00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:55,084
‪我命令你們去辦

224
00:11:55,084 --> 00:11:56,501
‪總統說得對

225
00:11:56,501 --> 00:11:59,501
‪這些無聊小事無須勞煩他

226
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:03,459
‪總統,你的工作不是
‪參加無聊會議、下達無聊決策

227
00:12:03,459 --> 00:12:06,918
‪你和露西的工作是賦予人民希望

228
00:12:06,918 --> 00:12:09,501
‪人民需要團結的象徵

229
00:12:09,501 --> 00:12:12,043
‪人民需要英雄讓他們不去注意...

230
00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:13,293
‪糟糕

231
00:12:13,293 --> 00:12:15,918
‪你們舉辦過勝利遊行了嗎?

232
00:12:15,918 --> 00:12:19,293
‪還沒啊,搞什麼鬼?

233
00:12:19,293 --> 00:12:20,501
‪我能揮手致意嗎?

234
00:12:20,501 --> 00:12:23,209
‪(勝利)

235
00:12:28,293 --> 00:12:29,668
‪-你好

236
00:12:29,668 --> 00:12:31,709
‪-謝謝
‪-不用客氣

237
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,168
‪我其實還挺享受的

238
00:12:33,168 --> 00:12:34,959
‪拉車在我的文化中是一種榮譽

239
00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:36,626
‪沒人相信你,老兄

240
00:12:36,626 --> 00:12:37,793
‪我官拜將軍耶

241
00:12:37,793 --> 00:12:39,459
‪有一種帽子是用我命名的

242
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,043
‪小露,感覺不錯吧?

243
00:12:42,043 --> 00:12:43,876
‪大家看起來都很開心

244
00:12:43,876 --> 00:12:47,126
‪簡直就像酒吧免費大放送
‪而我們是超級酒鬼一樣

245
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:49,001
‪敬我們

246
00:12:49,584 --> 00:12:50,668
‪這怎麼會是冰的?

247
00:12:51,168 --> 00:12:52,751
‪發電機是你從哪弄來的?

248
00:12:52,751 --> 00:12:55,876
‪從發電機商店買的

249
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,168
‪對,他們還在營業

250
00:12:57,168 --> 00:12:58,501
‪對不起,柯喬

251
00:12:58,501 --> 00:13:01,459
‪有白痴偷走發電機,食物都餿掉了

252
00:13:01,459 --> 00:13:04,543
‪從今以後,你們必自己看著辦了

253
00:13:04,543 --> 00:13:10,126
‪潔莉是朋友
‪柯喬打造新世界後會饒過潔莉

254
00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:14,043
‪話說“冰”又是由誰定義的?

255
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,918
‪對吧?對我來說的冰

256
00:13:15,918 --> 00:13:18,418
‪對冰人來說可能超燙

257
00:13:20,084 --> 00:13:21,168
‪天啊

258
00:13:22,918 --> 00:13:23,876
‪馬帝

259
00:13:24,626 --> 00:13:25,959
‪不關我的事

260
00:13:25,959 --> 00:13:27,584
‪這都是他的錯

261
00:13:27,584 --> 00:13:29,209
‪你給我閉嘴

262
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,543
‪(動物也是人)

263
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,334
‪-你這個禽獸
‪-你爛透了

264
00:13:34,043 --> 00:13:35,376
‪他們有什麼毛病?

265
00:13:35,376 --> 00:13:37,793
‪不過是幾隻動物從動物園逃跑而已

266
00:13:37,793 --> 00:13:40,751
‪那也是因為我想送大家免費啤酒啊

267
00:13:40,751 --> 00:13:43,251
‪是,這點子很棒
‪不過群眾有時候會有點善變

268
00:13:43,251 --> 00:13:47,626
‪所以我們必須效法石牆傑克森
‪在錢斯勒斯維爾的表現

269
00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,459
‪或馬丁路德金博士

270
00:13:49,459 --> 00:13:51,251
‪這真的值得我們分心處理嗎?

271
00:13:51,251 --> 00:13:55,126
‪藥物跟恐龍雞塊都快吃完了耶

272
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:57,376
‪我兒子可不吃一般雞塊

273
00:13:57,376 --> 00:14:00,626
‪妳有試過告訴他們
‪那些其實是真正的恐龍蛋嗎?

274
00:14:00,626 --> 00:14:03,376
‪那當然,副總統
‪我可是有雙博士學位

275
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,876
‪這些風頭很快就會過去

276
00:14:04,876 --> 00:14:07,918
‪記得查爾斯王子把女僕打扮成女王

277
00:14:07,918 --> 00:14:09,376
‪然後想把她淹死在浴缸嗎?

278
00:14:09,376 --> 00:14:11,251
‪那也只被關注了幾天而已

279
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:14,418
‪拜託,王子又不是真的
‪這可是現實生活

280
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:17,751
‪而且恐怕現在的新聞流通
‪沒有以前快速了

281
00:14:17,751 --> 00:14:18,751
‪大家注意

282
00:14:18,751 --> 00:14:22,376
‪總統偷走了發電機
‪害動物園的動物跑光了

283
00:14:22,376 --> 00:14:25,626
‪你們懂嗎?動物會亂跑都是總統害的

284
00:14:25,626 --> 00:14:27,376
‪我同意抗議者的意見

285
00:14:27,376 --> 00:14:30,501
‪所以我要噓死你

286
00:14:30,501 --> 00:14:32,709
‪你明知道動物是我的志業

287
00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:34,626
‪夠了,行政命令

288
00:14:34,626 --> 00:14:36,584
‪所有人要跟以前一樣對我友善

289
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,584
‪聽著,我們需要好消息

290
00:14:38,584 --> 00:14:41,418
‪讓我們的愚民分心

291
00:14:41,418 --> 00:14:43,168
‪我在辦銳跑特賣會

292
00:14:43,168 --> 00:14:46,376
‪我或許有辦法
‪逆向工程以前一些軍事科技

293
00:14:46,376 --> 00:14:47,793
‪用來淨化水質

294
00:14:47,793 --> 00:14:49,668
‪但下午沒人幫我照顧小孩

295
00:14:50,376 --> 00:14:52,959
‪那現在是誰在照顧妳家小孩?

296
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,376
‪是陶德209在照顧

297
00:14:55,376 --> 00:14:59,209
‪陶德是我實驗室研究的超級生化士兵

298
00:14:59,209 --> 00:15:00,418
‪他曾協助和外星人戰鬥

299
00:15:01,418 --> 00:15:05,293
‪不對,陶德不乖,要打外星人才對

300
00:15:08,084 --> 00:15:10,043
‪我就說他還沒準備好了

301
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,293
‪不好意思,那東西在照顧妳兒子?

302
00:15:12,293 --> 00:15:16,001
‪博士,妳真的該在事業和家庭間
‪好好作出選擇

303
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:17,126
‪現在還搞這套?

304
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,501
‪或許搶救史密松寧學會的文物...

305
00:15:23,626 --> 00:15:24,959
‪“總統壞壞”

306
00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:26,501
‪將軍,翻過來看

307
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:27,834
‪上面有寫“媽媽賈瑪”嗎?

308
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:28,793
‪只有一面有字

309
00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:31,751
‪總統,我們得防患於未然

310
00:15:31,751 --> 00:15:33,001
‪就是說要搞得大一點

311
00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:37,834
‪-你和蘇旺小姐明天成婚
‪-明天?

312
00:15:37,834 --> 00:15:41,501
‪辦場盛大皇家婚禮將能改變輿論

313
00:15:41,501 --> 00:15:44,001
‪讓大家有所期待

314
00:15:44,001 --> 00:15:46,918
‪我們的第一支舞
‪隨便妳從《Jock Jams》裡面挑

315
00:15:46,918 --> 00:15:48,584
‪我不想嫁給你

316
00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:53,584
‪我以為我能容忍
‪但動物現在無家可歸

317
00:15:53,584 --> 00:15:54,543
‪都是你害的

318
00:15:54,543 --> 00:15:56,001
‪誰在乎啊?

319
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:58,709
‪人類才應該有發電機,動物不用

320
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:02,626
‪優先順序是上帝、耶穌、人類、動物

321
00:16:02,626 --> 00:16:05,501
‪植物、魚、蟲、土...

322
00:16:05,501 --> 00:16:07,793
‪婚禮可以之後再談

323
00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:09,959
‪還有什麼能引開老百姓注意?

324
00:16:10,543 --> 00:16:12,709
‪有人有彈跳床嗎?

325
00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:14,209
‪(正常辦公大樓)

326
00:16:16,126 --> 00:16:17,543
‪-叩叩叩
‪-賽門

327
00:16:18,293 --> 00:16:22,084
‪可以的話我也想先打給妳
‪不過沒電話能打

328
00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:24,043
‪這句在我腦中預演時很好笑

329
00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:25,626
‪真假?怎麼說?

330
00:16:25,626 --> 00:16:26,751
‪怎麼說都好

331
00:16:26,751 --> 00:16:29,168
‪我在想,既然布朗博士是科學家

332
00:16:29,168 --> 00:16:32,459
‪她或許有能撲滅博物館大火的科技

333
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:36,584
‪我去年在幫國防部進行人工降雨計畫

334
00:16:36,584 --> 00:16:38,584
‪我們是想說如果能控制降雨

335
00:16:38,584 --> 00:16:40,709
‪金正恩就只能取消所有野餐計畫了

336
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:44,001
‪但我現在無法進入防研署內網

337
00:16:44,001 --> 00:16:47,001
‪所以只能翻閱書面資料
‪這些卷宗根本一團亂

338
00:16:47,001 --> 00:16:49,084
‪這份完全放錯箱子

339
00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:50,834
‪箱子最麻煩了,對吧?

340
00:16:51,751 --> 00:16:53,876
‪你說什麼?抱歉,我有點恍神

341
00:16:53,876 --> 00:16:54,793
‪一來要忙工作

342
00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:57,043
‪入侵之後,孩子又只能依靠我

343
00:16:57,793 --> 00:17:01,751
‪大蟲子,不要轟炸電動玩具店啊!

344
00:17:02,668 --> 00:17:03,626
‪令人難以招架

345
00:17:03,626 --> 00:17:07,543
‪賽門,我們可能是
‪地球僅剩的兩大聰明人

346
00:17:07,543 --> 00:17:11,293
‪但我們有辦法獨自拯救人類文明嗎?

347
00:17:11,293 --> 00:17:14,001
‪陶德懂,這是個高壓年代

348
00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:16,334
‪感覺我們都需要放鬆一下

349
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:17,709
‪這個嘛...

350
00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:21,168
‪(醫用酒精,濃度99.9%)

351
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,168
‪(尼克森保齡球道)

352
00:17:28,043 --> 00:17:31,668
‪你先是轟炸我的星球
‪現在還要擋住我的保齡球道?

353
00:17:31,668 --> 00:17:34,043
‪你只要放我離開
‪想怎麼打保齡球都行

354
00:17:34,043 --> 00:17:36,543
‪用的還不是細版球瓶

355
00:17:36,543 --> 00:17:38,751
‪難怪大家都討厭尼克森

356
00:17:39,543 --> 00:17:41,043
‪今天還能更慘嗎?

357
00:17:41,626 --> 00:17:44,626
‪艾克斯崔,我兩天前還是英雄

358
00:17:44,626 --> 00:17:47,543
‪又是總統,未婚妻是標準大美女

359
00:17:47,543 --> 00:17:49,834
‪但現在大家都對我很火大

360
00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:53,251
‪聽著,我懂

361
00:17:53,251 --> 00:17:55,876
‪我曾經指揮所向無敵的大軍

362
00:17:55,876 --> 00:17:58,959
‪還擁有一座夢想廚房,如今...

363
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:01,293
‪你是個廢物,所有人都討厭你

364
00:18:01,293 --> 00:18:02,376
‪我懂,兄弟

365
00:18:02,376 --> 00:18:04,668
‪太棒了,我們還培養出感情了

366
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,418
‪地球人懂諷刺嗎?

367
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,834
‪我不知道你搞砸入侵之前
‪過的是怎麼樣的人生

368
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:12,168
‪但我一整輩子做什麼都失敗

369
00:18:12,168 --> 00:18:16,459
‪我的獎學金、棒球生涯
‪我和狗狗創立的曲棍球聯盟

370
00:18:16,459 --> 00:18:19,126
‪後來我丟手榴彈進去那個通風口...

371
00:18:19,126 --> 00:18:20,793
‪我就叫他們把那個通風口加蓋了

372
00:18:20,793 --> 00:18:22,376
‪開那些會議到底有什麼屁用?

373
00:18:22,376 --> 00:18:23,918
‪我終於贏了一次

374
00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:27,668
‪拯救地球是我第一次把一件事做好

375
00:18:27,668 --> 00:18:29,751
‪為什麼不能每天都那樣?

376
00:18:29,751 --> 00:18:31,876
‪所以你想要我們再入侵一次?

377
00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:32,834
‪不是,但...

378
00:18:33,918 --> 00:18:34,751
‪怎樣?

379
00:18:35,793 --> 00:18:36,668
‪怎樣啦?

380
00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:39,834
‪大家小心!牠脫逃了!

381
00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:43,793
‪我沒脫逃,是這個人放我走...

382
00:18:45,293 --> 00:18:46,334
‪好痛,快點住手

383
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,334
‪別鬧了,痛

384
00:18:49,334 --> 00:18:51,751
‪滾出我的星球

385
00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:52,668
‪露西,妳看

386
00:18:52,668 --> 00:18:54,876
‪我又從外星人手上拯救妳了

387
00:18:54,876 --> 00:18:56,126
‪過來,我們來親熱

388
00:18:56,126 --> 00:18:57,543
‪這真是太可悲了

389
00:18:57,543 --> 00:19:00,251
‪你故意放他走,就為了再抓他一次?

390
00:19:00,251 --> 00:19:04,084
‪-有人看到我的手嗎?
‪-我要鄭重聲明,你並沒有拯救我

391
00:19:04,084 --> 00:19:05,876
‪滑翔翼是我操作的

392
00:19:05,876 --> 00:19:07,668
‪選美獎品不一定都是獎學金

393
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,543
‪有時候是滑翔翼課程

394
00:19:09,543 --> 00:19:11,626
‪你是用那個嬰兒背巾
‪黏在我身上搭便車

395
00:19:11,626 --> 00:19:14,168
‪我才不是嬰兒,我踩得到地

396
00:19:14,168 --> 00:19:15,251
‪綠色的,大概這麼長

397
00:19:15,251 --> 00:19:17,834
‪馬修穆勒根,你或許很擅長丟手榴彈

398
00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:21,501
‪但你是個爛總統,因為你自私自利

399
00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:25,043
‪是喔?妳的白痴志業才白痴咧

400
00:19:25,043 --> 00:19:26,793
‪老人的味道超怪

401
00:19:26,793 --> 00:19:28,084
‪胖小孩很好笑

402
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,418
‪動物本來就該是食物

403
00:19:30,418 --> 00:19:32,209
‪我們應該要吃掉那玩意

404
00:19:32,793 --> 00:19:35,876
‪天啊,你真的爛透了

405
00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:40,043
‪別走,回來,我只是故意說反話釣妳

406
00:19:40,043 --> 00:19:41,209
‪這是把妹聖經教的

407
00:19:41,209 --> 00:19:42,793
‪露西

408
00:19:43,751 --> 00:19:44,959
‪妳明明就很喜歡

409
00:19:52,584 --> 00:19:54,459
‪她會來的,說反話這招絕對有效

410
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:55,668
‪不用急

411
00:19:55,668 --> 00:19:58,543
‪我很開心又能回來當牧師

412
00:19:58,543 --> 00:20:00,126
‪強勢回歸,寶貝

413
00:20:00,126 --> 00:20:02,834
‪總統先生,露西不會來了

414
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,334
‪就我看來,這是個大好機會

415
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:10,043
‪你真的想娶滿嘴高談闊論的長舌婦?

416
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:13,001
‪但如果她不出現,我就丟臉到家了

417
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:14,876
‪我該故意拉響火災警報嗎?

418
00:20:14,876 --> 00:20:15,959
‪沒那個必要

419
00:20:15,959 --> 00:20:18,751
‪轉移人民注意力的手段是必要的

420
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:19,959
‪對,像是用吉拿棒

421
00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:21,751
‪相信我,我親眼見識過

422
00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:23,793
‪人民覺醒後會做什麼事

423
00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:25,668
‪要是不給他們一點東西相信

424
00:20:25,668 --> 00:20:28,584
‪那些嬉皮就會變成邪教教主

425
00:20:28,584 --> 00:20:31,543
‪所以我安排了後備人選

426
00:20:34,001 --> 00:20:36,751
‪-什麼人選?
‪-珊德拉是NFL啦啦隊隊員

427
00:20:36,751 --> 00:20:39,501
‪你知道她們不准穿內褲嗎?

428
00:20:39,501 --> 00:20:41,709
‪等一下,我總得先認識她吧

429
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:44,334
‪你和我是一隊的,孩子

430
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:46,834
‪我是美國的大腦和手指

431
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:49,126
‪但你是美國的英俊門面

432
00:20:49,126 --> 00:20:50,834
‪我如果想順利工作

433
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:54,876
‪就需要你面帶笑容,做點戲給人民看

434
00:20:56,459 --> 00:20:58,376
‪貌美如畫吧?

435
00:20:58,876 --> 00:21:00,459
‪給我乖乖完成任務!

436
00:21:01,251 --> 00:21:04,834
‪你有戒指嗎?還是要我幫你弄一枚?

437
00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:10,668
‪我們大概要錯過總統的婚禮了

438
00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:12,084
‪去他的

439
00:21:12,084 --> 00:21:15,459
‪他至少是史上第四爛總統

440
00:21:15,459 --> 00:21:18,418
‪真的!現在弊端都已經除盡了

441
00:21:18,418 --> 00:21:19,709
‪被外星死光燒光了

442
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:22,126
‪別擔心,我們還有幾個白人當權

443
00:21:22,126 --> 00:21:24,126
‪對啊,在外星人入侵前

444
00:21:24,126 --> 00:21:26,418
‪拉瑪參議員竟然想把黑人歷史月

445
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:29,918
‪弄成在2月31日的單日節日

446
00:21:29,918 --> 00:21:34,084
‪總統跟我說他最愛的書
‪是《神鬼尖兵》的劇本

447
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,376
‪爛

448
00:21:35,376 --> 00:21:37,918
‪好吧,我們應該要辭職

449
00:21:37,918 --> 00:21:40,626
‪對啊,我們何必努力保存

450
00:21:40,626 --> 00:21:43,209
‪這個從來沒人欣賞過的世界?

451
00:21:43,209 --> 00:21:46,459
‪說真的,妳我以外的人
‪對史密松寧學會唯一會想念的

452
00:21:46,459 --> 00:21:48,334
‪也只有方西的外套

453
00:21:48,334 --> 00:21:51,001
‪我們可不能失去方西的外套

454
00:21:51,001 --> 00:21:53,001
‪這樣孩子要怎麼知道方西的事蹟?

455
00:21:55,209 --> 00:21:57,126
‪陶德搜刮了含羞草調酒

456
00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:02,334
‪祝總統先生少了我們之後政途平順

457
00:22:02,959 --> 00:22:04,209
‪裡面都是碎玻璃

458
00:22:04,209 --> 00:22:06,293
‪陶德真是米蘭達

459
00:22:09,584 --> 00:22:10,959
‪我沒能照做

460
00:22:10,959 --> 00:22:13,793
‪這要變固定戲碼了嗎?

461
00:22:13,793 --> 00:22:15,793
‪拉瑪要我娶那個啦啦隊隊員

462
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,543
‪但我根本就不認識她

463
00:22:17,543 --> 00:22:19,751
‪雖然我也沒有多瞭解露西

464
00:22:19,751 --> 00:22:23,209
‪但是她很勇敢,又願意付出關心

465
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:24,876
‪而且完全是我喜歡的型

466
00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:26,709
‪是,我記得你那番激昂演說

467
00:22:26,709 --> 00:22:30,043
‪我不喜歡雀斑,完全沒得討論

468
00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:32,459
‪我曾經把過一個妹子,她的臉就像...

469
00:22:32,459 --> 00:22:33,959
‪拉瑪氣死了

470
00:22:33,959 --> 00:22:36,626
‪他拿某具屍體的手套來搧我巴掌

471
00:22:36,626 --> 00:22:40,376
‪不過我就是沒辦法忘了露西

472
00:22:40,376 --> 00:22:43,084
‪她用滑翔翼飛上太空船耶

473
00:22:43,084 --> 00:22:45,543
‪而且她還說對我有信心

474
00:22:45,543 --> 00:22:47,543
‪從來沒人對我說過那種話

475
00:22:47,543 --> 00:22:50,793
‪連我爸都把灰泥板生意傳給我妹了

476
00:22:50,793 --> 00:22:51,709
‪真傷人

477
00:22:51,709 --> 00:22:55,459
‪但我搞砸跟露西在一起的機會
‪就像我總是會搞砸一切一樣

478
00:22:56,043 --> 00:22:57,459
‪-小艾...
‪-不要那樣叫我

479
00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:59,876
‪我心裡有點希望你沒來過地球

480
00:22:59,876 --> 00:23:02,043
‪-該死
‪-你為什麼要來?

481
00:23:02,043 --> 00:23:04,459
‪地球最近頂多只能算C-級而已

482
00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:07,793
‪我的母星日漸衰亡

483
00:23:07,793 --> 00:23:10,959
‪我們耗盡卡蒂B的天然資源...

484
00:23:10,959 --> 00:23:12,251
‪你的星球叫做...

485
00:23:12,251 --> 00:23:14,001
‪純屬巧合!

486
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:15,793
‪在環境被我們毒害後

487
00:23:15,793 --> 00:23:19,209
‪我的艦隊被派來清理地球,準備移居

488
00:23:19,209 --> 00:23:21,209
‪我們打算重新開始

489
00:23:21,209 --> 00:23:23,376
‪這次是導正一切的好機會

490
00:23:23,376 --> 00:23:25,834
‪有了!就是這樣!

491
00:23:25,834 --> 00:23:27,334
‪我是天才

492
00:23:27,834 --> 00:23:30,751
‪-我本來就知道你的手會長回來
‪-我才不信

493
00:23:31,834 --> 00:23:32,959
‪法案通過

494
00:23:32,959 --> 00:23:35,459
‪槍枝擁有權從母胎即擁有

495
00:23:35,459 --> 00:23:36,543
‪拉瑪

496
00:23:36,543 --> 00:23:38,543
‪行政命令

497
00:23:40,084 --> 00:23:42,959
‪還有幾個小時才要宵禁

498
00:23:42,959 --> 00:23:44,543
‪查詢電影清單

499
00:23:44,543 --> 00:23:46,918
‪以下電影現正上映中

500
00:23:46,918 --> 00:23:48,168
‪沒有電影

501
00:23:48,168 --> 00:23:49,084
‪廢話

502
00:23:49,918 --> 00:23:53,543
‪你們得去國家廣場,這是行政命令

503
00:23:54,626 --> 00:23:56,251
‪(動物園)

504
00:23:56,834 --> 00:23:59,501
‪小動物,別害怕,嚄嚄

505
00:23:59,501 --> 00:24:00,918
‪吼!

506
00:24:01,418 --> 00:24:02,418
‪長頸鹿叫聲?

507
00:24:03,043 --> 00:24:04,918
‪-露西
‪-踏馬的,馬帝

508
00:24:04,918 --> 00:24:06,168
‪你是怎麼找到我的?

509
00:24:06,168 --> 00:24:08,584
‪兩個字:直升機

510
00:24:08,584 --> 00:24:11,001
‪嗨,露西,我開了直昇機

511
00:24:11,001 --> 00:24:12,584
‪嗨,史卡帕喬將軍

512
00:24:12,584 --> 00:24:13,751
‪馬帝,你要幹嘛?

513
00:24:13,751 --> 00:24:15,793
‪過來,我有東西要給妳看

514
00:24:17,251 --> 00:24:18,334
‪拜託啦

515
00:24:18,334 --> 00:24:19,251
‪好吧

516
00:24:24,418 --> 00:24:25,459
‪長頸鹿叫聲?

517
00:24:30,834 --> 00:24:32,459
‪等等,這是你做的?

518
00:24:32,459 --> 00:24:35,043
{\an8}‪對,我用行政命令召集每個人

519
00:24:35,043 --> 00:24:37,918
‪拿臭掉的啤酒潑博物館大火

520
00:24:37,918 --> 00:24:40,334
{\an8}‪好拯救那些垃圾玩意

521
00:24:40,918 --> 00:24:42,876
‪我並不是只會想到自己

522
00:24:43,376 --> 00:24:45,668
‪總統先生,這真是太棒了

523
00:24:45,668 --> 00:24:46,918
‪還用你說?

524
00:24:46,918 --> 00:24:49,376
‪我發現這場災難
‪有可能反而是好機會

525
00:24:50,209 --> 00:24:51,168
‪我們能重新開始

526
00:24:51,168 --> 00:24:54,334
‪這是《美國二:續集》

527
00:24:54,334 --> 00:24:56,459
‪你敘述的比較像重啟,不太算續集

528
00:24:56,459 --> 00:24:57,376
‪不過無所謂

529
00:24:57,376 --> 00:24:59,751
‪我們曾經表現得那麼出色

530
00:24:59,751 --> 00:25:03,626
‪記得用炸雞代替麵包
‪所做成的炸雞三明治嗎?

531
00:25:03,626 --> 00:25:05,834
‪好吧,我就直說了

532
00:25:06,334 --> 00:25:07,584
‪美國並不完美

533
00:25:07,584 --> 00:25:09,959
‪-這怎麼可能?
‪-不完美?我怎麼沒聽說?

534
00:25:09,959 --> 00:25:12,793
‪因為有些人得不到公平機會

535
00:25:13,501 --> 00:25:15,793
‪就算他應徵了《鑽石求千金》千百次

536
00:25:16,668 --> 00:25:18,376
‪所以我們來創造新世界

537
00:25:18,959 --> 00:25:21,793
‪讓我這種人也能成功一次

538
00:25:22,668 --> 00:25:24,418
‪好吧,也許吧

539
00:25:24,418 --> 00:25:28,126
‪我們或許也能實現獨立宣言的承諾

540
00:25:28,126 --> 00:25:31,626
‪我們終於可以得到平等薪資
‪以及全面育兒照顧

541
00:25:33,459 --> 00:25:35,209
‪-最好是啦
‪-這個好笑,法菈

542
00:25:35,209 --> 00:25:38,376
‪-可惡
‪-所以,我們來拯救一些東西吧

543
00:25:38,376 --> 00:25:40,584
‪但僅限好東西

544
00:25:40,584 --> 00:25:42,918
‪我知道你有多在乎歷史

545
00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:44,709
‪這是方西的外套

546
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,793
‪對,歷史

547
00:25:47,293 --> 00:25:48,584
‪謝謝總統先生

548
00:25:49,209 --> 00:25:51,626
‪妳說呢?我們可以重新開始嗎?

549
00:25:51,626 --> 00:25:54,459
‪好吧,每個人都該有第二次機會

550
00:25:54,959 --> 00:25:56,543
‪就連全世界都不例外

551
00:25:56,543 --> 00:25:59,709
‪那妳和我要來場真正的初約會嗎?

552
00:25:59,709 --> 00:26:01,876
‪我不確定橄欖園餐廳還在不在

553
00:26:01,876 --> 00:26:03,876
‪不過不准約那裡,知道嗎?

554
00:26:04,501 --> 00:26:07,043
‪大家都重新開始吧,白紙一張

555
00:26:07,043 --> 00:26:09,168
‪而且這次要好好做

556
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,584
‪沒錯,這是新...

557
00:26:10,584 --> 00:26:14,418
‪錯誤,請更換大腦槽液體,錯誤

558
00:26:16,918 --> 00:26:17,918
‪-真搞笑
‪-陶德

559
00:26:17,918 --> 00:26:19,209
‪-每次都這樣
‪-沒錯

560
00:26:19,209 --> 00:26:20,543
‪天啊,我的孩子呢?

561
00:26:21,793 --> 00:26:24,334
‪那小子可能會是個麻煩

562
00:26:34,668 --> 00:26:36,918
{\an8}‪各位,我找到一把小喇叭

563
00:27:26,001 --> 00:27:27,918
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