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[whimsical music playing]
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[water splashes]
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[stuffed animal]
I don't wanna go to Earth.
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Coleman, send the little boat to get me.
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Coleman? Nah, there's no Coleman here.
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Haha, very funny. Trading Places.
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Come on. I'm sick of this stupid country.
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I just wanna take a shower,
get in my jammies,
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put on a porno, and shoot some dolphins.
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Sorry, mate,
you must have the wrong yacht.
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You know that's my yacht, Coleman.
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I'm the one who pays you.
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From what me and the Sheilas can tell,
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money's not really a fair suck anymore.
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On your bike, mate.
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[Zhao] What?
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No, come back!
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My watch collection is on there!
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[rave music playing faintly]
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[theme music playing]
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[board squeaking]
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Mr. President, why did I
have to hear about this in the news?
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There's two times as many ladies
as fellows now.
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But no one could ever replace my Eufie.
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What's the problem? It's awesome.
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No, sir. Our new demographics
do not fill me with awe.
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They fill me with eek.
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We men are outnumbered.
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What will America's fairer sex
do with that power?
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I shudder to think.
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And now I'm thinking on it.
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[shudders]
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It's a big one.
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Huh. Yeah, you know, growing up,
I had five sisters, all named Megan,
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and if they ganged up, I was screwed.
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We spent my 10th birthday
shoplifting at Limited Too.
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I wanted to shoplift at GameStop.
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Well, now think what 800 Megans
could do to this country.
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I shudder to.
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Federal funding for menstrual belts,
bosoms on Mount Rushmore.
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No, what we need is a wedge issue
to keep them from uniting.
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God, guns, and gays are the classics,
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as immortalized on the ceiling
in the Oval Office if you'll just look up.
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There you see Jesus
giving muskets to the pilgrims
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to fight off a boat
full of Oscar Wildeses.
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It's allegorical. There's also a dinosaur.
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How did I never notice that?
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Why, if we can find the right distraction,
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then the estrogenious electorate
will be too busy fighting each other
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to interfere with our own
testosteronious plans.
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Right. Like how I'd get the Megans
one ticket to New Kids.
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And while they were fighting over it,
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I'd sneak into their room
and practice bras.
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Well, now you're on the trolley.
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Women are a lot like crows, sir.
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You give 'em something shiny,
they'll peck each other to death over it.
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- Something like a stamp.
- [banjo strums]
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He is not messing with you girls.
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This is for real,
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but obviously,
only one woman can be on it.
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And what an honor this honor is.
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Gosh, imagine being on a stamp,
like the word "forever."
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Boy, stamps sure bring me back.
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You know, Rick James fired me
from his tour by certified mail.
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This is so cool.
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I know I wasn't invited to this meeting,
but stamps! [chuckles]
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I'm something of a philatelist.
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Okay, I have work to do.
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I've gotten nowhere
on decontaminating the tap water,
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so I'm working on
an aerosolized hallucinogen
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that will trick people
into drinking Dasani.
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We're all busy, Farrah,
but this is important. And it'll be fun.
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It's frivolous and insipid. A stamp?
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There isn't even a post office.
It's just that lady on a horse.
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- Valpaks, citizens!
- [patriotic music plays]
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- I deliver hope!
- [horse whinnies]
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Ya!
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Maybe I could help with the design!
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I mean, designing stamps has always
just been a hobby for me, but...
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Ooh, did that art supply store
in Dupont Circle survive?
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I'll be right back.
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Representation matters, Dr. Braun.
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When I was a little girl,
Angela Perez Baraquio
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became the first Asian-American
Miss America, and that inspired me...
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To be a beauty queen?
Yeah, let's encourage more of that.
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[Dr. Braun groans]
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I've gotta get back to the lab.
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I can't possibly cram anything else in,
especially something this pointless.
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In bed. [chuckles]
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Hey, the president just made a joke.
Respect the office.
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Well, of course, sir. In bed. Very funny.
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It's just, uh, a bit of a thinker,
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but now that I get it...
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[laughs]
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...mirth!
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Hey, folks, are you a lady,
or know someone who is?
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Do the stamp contest!
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Coming up next, a bumpy road.
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[Zhao shivering]
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- [groans]
- Hey, suit, no loitering!
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You think I wanna be here?
I should be on my yacht.
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It's called Kiss My Boat.
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I paid someone a million dollars
to come up with that for me.
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So you don't got a job?
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No, this is my job.
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I'm at the money-burning office, idiot.
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- [man grunts]
- [Zhao yelps]
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You almost done cleaning up your mess?
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Most of this isn't mine, you know.
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I don't smoke Kools.
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[Axatrax groans]
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On my planet,
we have a thing called a chore wheel.
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It crushes those
who do not complete their chores.
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You... [yelps]
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Have a nice trip. See you next fall.
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Huh? [laughs]
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Okay, that is hilarious.
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Did you just come up with that?
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Yeah, I just came up with it.
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Well, thank you for the laugh.
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Hey, uh, put back that cheese,
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'cause it's na-cho cheese.
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[laughs]
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You, sir, are on fire.
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Yeah, I'm pretty quick.
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In bed.
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[laughs]
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[chuckles] I'm not though.
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[Axatrax laughing, screeching]
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[chittering]
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No!
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[Dr. Braun sighs]
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- [Lucy] Knock, knock.
- Oh good. You said it and did it.
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Um, you know what, Farrah?
Nice isn't just a city in France.
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It's also a thing you can be,
and you weren't it.
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What?
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You were mean,
but I'm not giving up on this friendship.
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So we are having a girls' day out.
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I got us tickets
to that play that's still running.
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Oh, it's Annie. I took my kids.
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It really doesn't hold up post-attack.
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Your dog, huh? So, what's his name?
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- Okay, let's see him answer to his name.
- [audience member cries]
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We don't have to be friends
just because we're women.
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My first postdoc fellowship
back in the '90s...
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I had a class on the '90s in high school.
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Cool. Anyway, there was only
one other woman in the lab,
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so of course they stuck us together.
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We had funding from the military
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to see if we could train chimps
to use flamethrowers.
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The Geneva Convention makes assumptions
about combatants being human.
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It was kind of an Air Bud situation.
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1997. Air Bud was on the final.
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[Dr. Braun] Vicky was a primatologist,
and I'm a biotech neuroengineer,
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but since we both had two X chromosomes,
she thought we should be BFFs.
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Maybe if she'd spent more time
doing her job
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and less time bonding about
what a boys' club ape research is,
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she would have remembered
to constipate the chimps
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before a visit from the president.
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Oh man. Sheesh.
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Last I heard of Vicky,
she was writing for the "science section"
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of The New York Times.
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So that's how you see me?
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Like I'm just some dumb work acquaintance?
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[groans] I'm just saying,
I'm under a lot of pressure
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to fix everything
in the whole world right now,
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and I'm not sure female friendship
is gonna help me do that. Sorry.
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[TOD-209] TOD caught more rats for Dasani.
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Poor rats.
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But if you need a woman
to be friends with,
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we don't technically know TOD's gender.
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[TOD-209] Wait, what?
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Voice modulator...
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[female TOD-209] ...recalibrated?
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There you go. Have fun at brunch.
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Fine. We will.
We'll have a great time together.
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TOD, your brain looks so good today.
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[female TOD-209] Really? TOD can't
do anything with it in this humidity.
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- [Matty] Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
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- Boo.
- Boo? Who?
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Why are you crying, bro?
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[laughs]
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Hey, you like math?
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[Axatrax] What is this integer?
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One percent of the number of human deaths?
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I guess that is kind of funny.
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Whoopsie. It's upside down.
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[Axatrax] "Boobless."
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Out of numbers.
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You are a regular Jeeblort Goldfarb.
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He's a Cardibean comedian.
He does this bit on spaceship food...
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I actually just flew in earlier,
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and boy, are my arms tired.
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[laughs]
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I'm like so random.
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So, what skills you got, Mr. Zhao?
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Uh, I run Zhao Enterprises.
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Soccer teams, horse racing,
dog food, Chinese Netflix.
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Okay, cool. But we're fixing,
like, a whole city.
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Can you do trains or... or pipes?
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[grunts] These hands ain't never done
a day of work, sir.
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I feel like I'm dancing
with a marshmallow lady.
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Do you have any idea who I am?
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I'm Johnny Zhao. I went to Wharton.
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My dad got me an internship
with Chairman Xi himself.
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I spent the summer personally censoring
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all images of Winnie the Pooh
off the Internet.
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He gave me a medal.
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[in Mandarin] Thank you, Chairman Xi!
You don't look like him at all.
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[in English] Oh, you're fancy.
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Then you should probably
work someplace fancy.
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I've seen this before. My cleaning lady
is, like, obsessed with these things.
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Why are you giving it to me?
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[Zhao grunts, groans]
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Careful handling the glorb sac.
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The what?
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[yelps, groans]
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You got glorbed! [chuckling]
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[children speaking indistinctly]
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You're testing the pH levels, right?
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We learned about that in school
before my teacher burnt.
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Oh, are you interested in science?
I could use some help.
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- Oh, sure.
- Style section.
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Want beachy waves like our First Lady?
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The secret is glorb sac juice.
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Whoa!
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Breaking news! My seat broke! [chuckles]
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I want beachy waves like Lucy.
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There's a glorb sac over there.
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- [groans] Come on.
- Now I'm gonna win the stamp contest.
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[groans]
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[banjo strums]
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Johnny, you're still here.
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But where's your friend,
suitcase full of money?
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I burned her to stay warm.
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I've never been cold before.
It's terrible.
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And wiping your own ass is disgusting.
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Do you know what comes out of there?
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[groans] You gotta help me, man.
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What happened to your beautiful
marshmallow-lady hands?
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Your stupid army is making me clean up
your stupid streets,
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and I got paid in barbecue sauce packets
and a quarter.
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What am I supposed to with a quarter?
Even before?
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Johnny, if money were still a thing,
and you were still a donor,
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why, you could barge in here and defile me
and my office in whatever way you saw fit.
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But you're just a human being now,
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00:10:14,208 --> 00:10:17,041
so I'm not sure
how the government can help you.
248
00:10:17,125 --> 00:10:18,666
You can give me a cushy job.
249
00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:22,791
Can I be ambassador to some country
that blew up, like Crambada?
250
00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:25,375
I don't know things. I went to Wharton.
251
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,833
Look, we're all having a tough time.
252
00:10:27,916 --> 00:10:30,791
I mean, I found out yesterday
the world is mostly women.
253
00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:33,000
But did I go crying to Mama? No.
254
00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:36,416
I gave her her milk, put her to bed,
then got to work fixing the problem.
255
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:37,500
Your mother's alive?
256
00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:40,625
You need to focus on pulling yourself up
by your bootstraps.
257
00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,041
Don't send me back out there.
258
00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:43,875
[LaMarr] I'll be happy
to help you, Johnny,
259
00:10:43,958 --> 00:10:47,375
just as soon as you are once again
in a position to help me in return.
260
00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:49,041
One hand washes the other.
261
00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,708
That doesn't mean anything to me.
262
00:10:50,791 --> 00:10:53,125
I had a hand-washing guy
who lived in my sink.
263
00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:54,458
Okay, bye now.
264
00:10:55,375 --> 00:10:59,500
Ladies, thank you all for coming
to this very important stamp thing.
265
00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:01,416
Now, while there can only be one winner,
266
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,666
there will be many, many losers.
267
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,708
So let's not let this contest
sow discord among you.
268
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,958
I don't wanna see ya'll
tearing each other's wigs off
269
00:11:09,041 --> 00:11:12,958
like a Black Friday sale at one
of the many Dress Barn franchises I own.
270
00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:15,041
I will enter the stamp contest.
271
00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:17,458
Why'd you say it like that?
Bitch, I don't know your life.
272
00:11:17,541 --> 00:11:19,041
But you said this was stupid.
273
00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:21,916
I believe the words
were "insipid" and "frivolous."
274
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:27,166
But, Lucy, you think that this thing
is totally sipid and full of frivol.
275
00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:29,708
Yeah, Farrah, I thought you had
more important things to do.
276
00:11:29,791 --> 00:11:33,083
Well, I realized it is important
to give kids a good role model.
277
00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:35,958
Someone who reads books
that weren't written by a Kardashian.
278
00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:39,041
Um, technically, Brody Jenner
isn't a Kardashian.
279
00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:41,416
I guess somebody here
just looks like a librarian.
280
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,875
[Matty] Oh!
281
00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:44,333
Ladies, please.
282
00:11:44,416 --> 00:11:47,416
It's already gonna be hard enough
to choose a stamp face
283
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:50,541
from all these lovely and ugly options.
284
00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,291
We value all kinds.
285
00:11:52,375 --> 00:11:54,434
Well, your decision
shouldn't be based on appearance.
286
00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:57,625
It should be based on merit.
So I think we should each write an essay...
287
00:11:57,708 --> 00:12:00,541
Oh, Farrah, that idea is dumb and unfair.
288
00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:03,250
Is this Christmas?
Because the Claus are out.
289
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,500
Obviously, a words contest
helps Dr. Braun.
290
00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:07,809
So I think we should all get to show off
what we do best.
291
00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:09,166
- Wanda can sing.
- Okay.
292
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,166
I can talk about world peace
in a bathing suit.
293
00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:14,000
I can chug a whole gallon of milk.
It doesn't have to be fresh.
294
00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:16,458
Oh, so this is just a full-on pageant now?
295
00:12:16,541 --> 00:12:18,500
Well, I think that's a wonderful idea.
296
00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:22,458
We'll do it out on the mall
so the victory and shame could be public.
297
00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:25,208
We'll need a male host
so it's not just chaos up there.
298
00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:26,750
President Mulligan should do it.
299
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:30,958
He is hilarious. He came up with a joke
on a calculator. The...
300
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,041
[Matty] Da, da, da, da!
301
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:35,375
Don't say it, 'cause I'm probably
gonna use that joke at the pageant.
302
00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:37,333
Axatrax, may I speak with you?
303
00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:39,208
You folks are in for a treat.
304
00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:41,708
You did not come up with those jokes?
305
00:12:41,791 --> 00:12:43,250
I take back my laughter.
306
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:44,750
No way, no take-backs.
307
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:48,041
But now, thanks to you,
I gotta host a whole pageant.
308
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:49,445
You gotta help me out here, Axie.
309
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,750
How? I obviously don't know Earth humor.
310
00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:55,250
Exactly. But no one here
knows Cardi-B jokes.
311
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:58,208
You want to steal Jeeblort Goldfarb's act.
312
00:12:58,291 --> 00:13:00,541
Down to the last snorg.
313
00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:03,916
Did you just try to guess
our word for joke?
314
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,041
Was I close?
315
00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:06,916
Yes. But why should I help you?
316
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,833
Because I know your arms grow back.
317
00:13:08,916 --> 00:13:09,791
I would be happy to help.
318
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:12,208
[Vance] Hey, it's the morning news!
319
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,051
What's everyone wearing
to the stamp pageant?
320
00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:17,833
Local news personality Vance Barry
will be wearing this.
321
00:13:17,916 --> 00:13:20,041
In other news, my seat's still broke.
322
00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,500
Owie, ow, ow, ow.
323
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,476
- [rave music playing]
- [Coleman chuckles] Nice.
324
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:26,833
That should be me out there.
Not the boat, one of the people on it.
325
00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:28,625
Hey, college, get to work!
326
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,750
So where in Russia are you from?
327
00:13:33,541 --> 00:13:35,791
Coleman, wait, I'm coming!
328
00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:37,625
[breathing heavily]
329
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:38,541
[grunts]
330
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:40,958
[screaming, straining]
331
00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:42,750
I don't have my water wings!
332
00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:45,416
Who has my water wings?
333
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,541
[dramatic music playing]
334
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,916
[bubbling]
335
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,166
[exhales]
336
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,833
- [gentle music playing]
- Uncle Xi? You saved me.
337
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:04,583
But what do I do now?
338
00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:06,625
You can do anything.
339
00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:08,416
[Winnie the Pooh] Even nothing.
340
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:11,083
Yes. Thank you, Xi Dada.
341
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:12,875
I can do anything.
342
00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:14,625
[whimsical music plays]
343
00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:17,125
[Winnie the Pooh]
I sure like honey in my tummy.
344
00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:18,208
[Zhao] No duh.
345
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:21,208
It's one of the things
everyone knows about you.
346
00:14:25,791 --> 00:14:27,291
Damn it. Where is TOD?
347
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:28,601
[female TOD-209 and Lucy chuckling]
348
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,708
- [Lucy] Oh, TOD.
- [female TOD-109] We are bonding.
349
00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:32,166
[Lucy] Boop! [chuckles]
350
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:36,500
- What do you think you're doing?
- [female TOD-209] TOD owning sexuality.
351
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:38,958
TOD thinks smoky eye for pageant.
352
00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:41,375
No, this is getting ridiculous.
I'm gonna switch you back.
353
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:44,208
Excuse me,
that's TOD's voice modulator knob.
354
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,958
TOD can choose for him or herself.
355
00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:48,333
No, TOD can't.
356
00:14:48,416 --> 00:14:50,458
Go back to the lab,
and clean your brain tank.
357
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:51,416
[dramatic music plays]
358
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,291
[female TOD-209]
No, TOD want to stay with Lucy.
359
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:58,083
Lucy say TOD's brain stem look toned,
like in magazine.
360
00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:01,166
- [Dr. Braun] Agh!
- Hey, you told TOD to go with me.
361
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,791
What do you care anyway?
I thought you didn't need friends.
362
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,375
Okay, sure. You know what?
363
00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:08,166
I know you think this is your "milieu"...
364
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,083
[Lucy] I do?
365
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:11,291
...but you're messing
with the wrong scientist.
366
00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:13,625
[gasps] Ooh, I'm so scared.
367
00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:16,625
Well, you should be,
because you know who else was a scientist?
368
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,625
Robert Oppenheimer.
369
00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:22,500
I mean, the bad guy
from Sonic the Hedgehog.
370
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,458
- [gasps]
- [dramatic sting]
371
00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:26,000
The wedge.
372
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,208
It may be my least favorite salad
and shoe,
373
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:32,125
but it's my most favorite... this. Whatever.
374
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,833
Who am I talking to?
375
00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:35,958
[Dr. Braun] Right. Hm. Okay, Lucy,
376
00:15:36,041 --> 00:15:39,750
how'd you like a sonic cannon
to make you lose control of your bowels?
377
00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:43,625
Or an electrified net
to make you lose control of your bowels?
378
00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,333
Or a laxative gas...
379
00:15:45,416 --> 00:15:47,625
God, Rumsfeld was, like, obsessed.
380
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000
Mm-hmm.
381
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:54,666
[suspenseful music playing]
382
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:56,291
[gun cocks]
383
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,000
- [gun fires]
- [Lucy] Ooh.
384
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,000
[gurgling]
385
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,458
[groans] I feel weird.
386
00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:06,791
- [crowd gasps]
- [indistinct chatter]
387
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:10,708
Ah, I eat boogers.
388
00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:12,541
[crowd gasps]
389
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:15,125
[laughing]
390
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:20,333
Huh? [groans]
391
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,000
[groans]
392
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,166
Oh God, missy. [inhales]
393
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,291
[groans]
394
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:29,166
[whimsical music playing]
395
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:31,208
What?
396
00:16:33,541 --> 00:16:36,625
We took two scientisesses,
that's female scientists,
397
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:39,458
and made them work together
on this fake chimp thing.
398
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:42,333
In order to activate the inherent
cattiness of the human subjects,
399
00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:46,250
we injected the chimps with a powerful
and very laxative fear hormone.
400
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:49,125
The subjects have, as predicted,
turned on each other.
401
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,083
I don't understand.
I gave them all a full workup yesterday.
402
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:53,458
Well, obviously you didn't.
403
00:16:53,541 --> 00:16:57,833
Well, maybe they're stressing out
because you're an uptight B-word.
404
00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:00,583
No, no, not banana.
Not banan... Oh, damn it!
405
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:04,208
As you can see, the slightest complication
has created a wedge between them.
406
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,208
Just like the painting
on the ceiling in my office.
407
00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:09,916
Females simply can't get along, sir.
408
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000
So good news.
409
00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:13,809
The way we already treat women
has now been fully justified by science.
410
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,750
Oh man, I do love science.
411
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:19,083
[chuckles]
412
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:21,333
Wow.
413
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,708
[crowd cheering]
414
00:17:23,791 --> 00:17:26,333
All right. What's up, America?
415
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:32,375
Thanks for coming out to choose
your next lady for the stamp lady.
416
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:37,250
Why, I haven't seen this many hotties
since my visit to Calderon-4.
417
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:39,625
Because of their 30 suns.
418
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,375
[coughs]
419
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,541
So, um... [clears throat]
420
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:50,083
Uh, and what is up
with the food on spaceships?
421
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:53,291
You get that little bag
of Malzorbian tree testicles,
422
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:56,375
and then there's only, like,
five testicles in there.
423
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,333
- Right?
- [crowd groans]
424
00:17:58,416 --> 00:18:01,333
[whispers] Do your impression
of Vice Chancellor Zarkovon.
425
00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:04,541
Cha-ch-cha-ka-ti-ti-ka-ta fleeeee!
426
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:05,708
[man] Boo.
427
00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:07,833
[crowd] Boo!
428
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:11,166
What the hell, Axatrax?
I'm bombing out there.
429
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:14,083
- This crowd sucks.
- I have to make them like me.
430
00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:16,458
What do I do? Kisses are money now, right?
431
00:18:16,541 --> 00:18:17,375
Hmm.
432
00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:20,916
Why do you have
this insatiable need to be loved?
433
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,916
What? No, I don't need love.
434
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000
I've been doing without love
since I was a kid, smartypants,
435
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,791
and I turned out completely Mom.
436
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,708
Tell me about your mother.
437
00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:32,041
Why? She was just a normal mom.
438
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:33,525
I mean, she was a greeter at Kmart,
439
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:35,708
so she didn't have the energy
to say hi at home too.
440
00:18:35,791 --> 00:18:37,958
She named me after her dad she never met.
441
00:18:38,041 --> 00:18:41,333
Every couple of weeks, she'd go missing.
We'd find her crying at the bus station.
442
00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:42,583
You know, the usual.
443
00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:44,291
You are the youngest, right?
444
00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:46,291
Oh my...
What do my sisters gotta do with this?
445
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:50,000
I once went a year without speaking
just to see if anyone would notice.
446
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,333
So what? They didn't, okay?
447
00:18:52,416 --> 00:18:54,500
So why bring this stuff up?
[chuckles nervously]
448
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:55,750
You want that crowd
449
00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:59,291
to give you the validation
you never got as a child.
450
00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:01,458
Who knew humans
were so emotionally complex?
451
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,583
In bed.
452
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:04,708
[sighs]
453
00:19:04,791 --> 00:19:05,625
I have an idea.
454
00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:08,125
- [sniffles]
- [whimsical music plays]
455
00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:10,916
All right, you want bootstraps, LaMarr?
456
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,375
I'll show you bootstraps.
457
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:15,833
Or I would, but I only wear sneakers
designed by mentally insane rappers.
458
00:19:15,916 --> 00:19:17,708
Um, do you, like, work here?
459
00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:20,083
We booked a private weeks ago.
460
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:22,500
Tomorrow is my special day!
461
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,291
Okay, she has, like, a piece
of alien ship in her brain.
462
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,934
So she wakes up every day
thinking, like, tomorrow is her wedding.
463
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,250
So can you help us out?
464
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,583
Huh. [grunts]
465
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:38,500
[strains] I've gotta look hot for Derek!
466
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,083
[ding]
467
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:42,458
[whimsical music playing]
468
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,083
[female TOD-209] But never in
all the times that I had this dream
469
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:49,875
did the knight say to me,
470
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:53,541
"Come on, baby.
I'll put you up in a great condo."
471
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,166
[crowd applauding]
472
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:58,125
Great, great, give it up for TOD-209,
473
00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:00,541
doing a monologue from Pretty Woman.
474
00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:04,083
All right, um, so anybody here
from out of town?
475
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:07,583
Oh, I know that guy is,
from way out of town.
476
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:08,916
[all chuckle]
477
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,166
- Okay.
- Axatrax, everybody.
478
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:15,250
What a freak.
You guys are not an attractive species.
479
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:18,458
Oh my God.
I can't tell if you don't have genitals
480
00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:20,208
or if you only have genitals.
481
00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:21,416
[crowd chuckles]
482
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:25,125
My genitals are on the back of my skull
just like everyone else's.
483
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:28,291
So the other alien
never has to look at your face.
484
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:31,000
I mean, I'd take sick ET over you.
485
00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:31,958
[chuckling continues]
486
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:35,583
When you phone home, they're like,
"New phone, who dis?"
487
00:20:35,666 --> 00:20:38,125
'Cause you're so ugly. [chuckles]
488
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,125
But speaking of the opposite of that,
489
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:42,375
please give it up for our next contestant,
490
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,791
my First Lady, Lucy Suwan.
491
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:45,791
[all applauding]
492
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,791
Wait, I have something to say.
493
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,791
That's not her. Lucy is smoking hot.
494
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,750
- Hey, it's not your turn.
- That's her.
495
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:56,333
Lucy, while we were studying the chimps,
the men were studying us.
496
00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:58,333
Yeah, I've been to the zoo, Farrah.
497
00:20:58,416 --> 00:21:00,416
No, I found the chimp study.
498
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,708
It wasn't Vicky's fault
that Project Ape Storm failed.
499
00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:06,333
The other scientists
were trying to turn us against each other.
500
00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:08,458
And these men are still doing it.
501
00:21:08,541 --> 00:21:11,625
Farrah Braun doing a monologue
from Dunston Checks In, I guess.
502
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:12,583
I was wrong.
503
00:21:12,666 --> 00:21:14,875
This stamp thing
isn't just a stupid distraction.
504
00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:17,625
It's a conscious effort
to keep us powerless.
505
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:21,541
Oh heavens. My beloved wedge
is turning into a kitten heel.
506
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:23,000
I don't collect ladies' shoes.
507
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:26,875
You are a good role model
because you support other women,
508
00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:29,875
no matter how much
of a banana they're being.
509
00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:31,458
You should be on that stamp.
510
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:35,458
But I shouldn't be on it alone,
because we are united.
511
00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:37,333
No, you're... You're not.
512
00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:39,336
[in feminine voice]
I should be on a stamp alone.
513
00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:40,666
I hate you all.
514
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,708
Ignore her. We're all in this together,
515
00:21:42,791 --> 00:21:45,083
so we should all be on the stamp together.
516
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:47,333
- Every woman in the city.
- Whoo-hoo!
517
00:21:47,416 --> 00:21:50,750
[all applauding and cheering]
518
00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:51,708
[joyful music playing]
519
00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:53,666
Farrah, I found you and me.
520
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:55,208
[Dr. Braun] Aw.
521
00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:57,208
We're all on here.
522
00:21:58,041 --> 00:21:59,500
Wait a minute.
523
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:00,500
[gasps, scoffs]
524
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:01,500
It's Chuck Norris.
525
00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:04,583
LaMarr used our faces
to make a Chuck Norris stamp.
526
00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:06,958
- The guy from Sidekicks?
- [LaMarr] Huh.
527
00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:08,166
I don't see it.
528
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:11,458
I sure hope this doesn't ruin
your little celebration.
529
00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:14,750
I am not celebrating Mr. Chuck Norris.
530
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,166
He gave me a fake number
at a CableACE Awards after-party.
531
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:19,791
[female TOD-209]
Being a woman is just no win,
532
00:22:19,875 --> 00:22:21,166
and TOD confused...
533
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:22,583
[male TOD-209] ...enough as is.
534
00:22:23,416 --> 00:22:25,500
- Okay, makes sense.
- [groans] Yeah.
535
00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:27,750
[whimsical music playing]
536
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:28,833
[indistinct chatter]
537
00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:33,041
Hey, thanks for helping me out
the other night.
538
00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:35,125
Insult humor. It is universal.
539
00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:38,708
This still doesn't make up
for you blowing up my entire planet,
540
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:41,166
but, um, I owe you one.
541
00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:46,458
Actually, now that you mention it,
I could use some magnet wire...
542
00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:50,541
to build myself a robot to have sex with.
543
00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:51,458
For sex.
544
00:22:51,541 --> 00:22:52,416
In bed.
545
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:53,750
[both chuckle]
546
00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:55,125
Oh man.
547
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,125
Still got it.
548
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,833
[Simon panting]
549
00:22:57,916 --> 00:23:00,083
You guys did the stamp contest without me?
550
00:23:00,166 --> 00:23:01,500
I'm pretty sure you were there.
551
00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:03,208
No, I wasn't.
552
00:23:03,291 --> 00:23:05,708
The... The zoo apes detained me
for trespassing.
553
00:23:05,791 --> 00:23:07,958
They're building a whole society
in Rock Creek Park,
554
00:23:08,041 --> 00:23:10,791
and someone taught them
to use flamethrowers.
555
00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:12,291
Oh my God!
556
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,166
A stamp of Chuck Norris!
557
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:16,833
[Simon sobbing]
558
00:23:16,916 --> 00:23:19,791
[whistling]
559
00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:22,125
And now, an editorial from our publisher.
560
00:23:22,208 --> 00:23:24,708
Vice President LaMarr is stupid.
561
00:23:24,791 --> 00:23:29,166
What in Billy Graham's boots and blazer
are you doing on the news?
562
00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:31,125
I own the news, CL.
563
00:23:31,916 --> 00:23:34,666
I gave this guy a new bike seat,
and now we're partners.
564
00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:38,708
You proved me right, Johnny.
My door is always open.
565
00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:40,750
Now a political cartoon.
566
00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:44,375
There's a poop in a toilet,
and the poop says "LaMarr" on it.
567
00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:47,333
[chuckles] Freedom of the press.
568
00:23:47,416 --> 00:23:50,500
[Axatrax whistling]
569
00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:52,625
[Axatrax chuckles]
570
00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:54,583
"Nacho cheese."
571
00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:57,375
Humans are more interesting
than I thought.
572
00:23:57,458 --> 00:23:59,708
It will be a shame to annihilate
what's left of them.
573
00:23:59,791 --> 00:24:01,583
- What you got under there?
- Under where?
574
00:24:01,666 --> 00:24:03,291
[chuckles]
575
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:04,958
I made you say underwear.
576
00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:09,375
Oh my God, he walked right into it.
What a doofus.
577
00:24:09,458 --> 00:24:12,000
Don't ask anyone, but I came up with that.
578
00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,583
[Axatrax chuckles]
579
00:24:13,666 --> 00:24:16,875
[whimsical music playing]
580
00:25:12,666 --> 00:25:14,583
[music ends]