1 00:00:00,007 --> 00:00:01,958 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,302 - [MAGGIE] Hey. - Maggie! 3 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:04,483 [MAGGIE] It's only a matter of time 4 00:00:04,508 --> 00:00:05,905 before George gives you a byline. 5 00:00:05,929 --> 00:00:07,858 You are so beyond a researcher. 6 00:00:07,907 --> 00:00:09,194 - We both are. - Thank you. 7 00:00:09,215 --> 00:00:12,070 You're more than happy to lap up the attention when it suits you. 8 00:00:12,091 --> 00:00:14,821 You're more than happy basking in my reflection. 9 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,416 - Should we have sex now? - Oh, no. 10 00:00:16,458 --> 00:00:18,749 - I, um... I... I can't do that again. - What? 11 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:20,132 We need to be friends. 12 00:00:20,216 --> 00:00:22,064 [RICHIE] You think anyone else knows how good we are? 13 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:23,288 Not a chance. 14 00:00:23,330 --> 00:00:26,613 [DOUG] You know, I haven't have a boss since I was 16 years old. 15 00:00:26,781 --> 00:00:28,250 And now I have two, 16 00:00:28,327 --> 00:00:30,958 and one of them is Joyce fucking Prigger. 17 00:00:31,014 --> 00:00:33,400 [CONSTANCE] I've decided to not move forward with Beyond. 18 00:00:33,568 --> 00:00:36,038 I need you to come up with more ideas... 19 00:00:36,087 --> 00:00:37,759 your big Renetti ideas. 20 00:00:37,836 --> 00:00:40,118 Well, were you fucking wowed tonight? 21 00:00:40,125 --> 00:00:41,672 I have to defer to Joyce. 22 00:00:41,686 --> 00:00:43,162 Doug, the answer's no. 23 00:00:43,330 --> 00:00:45,515 [FUNKY MUSIC FADES] 24 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,412 [SINGER] ♪ You... ♪ 25 00:00:49,419 --> 00:00:50,797 [JOYCE SIGHS] 26 00:00:51,055 --> 00:00:54,010 Are you really not gonna speak to me this entire ride? 27 00:00:54,059 --> 00:00:56,795 [MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING SOFTLY] 28 00:00:58,110 --> 00:01:00,434 I'm sorry I vetoed your dance troupe. 29 00:01:00,504 --> 00:01:02,519 Well, it could've been a revolution. 30 00:01:02,778 --> 00:01:04,143 Historically, I don't think revolutions 31 00:01:04,178 --> 00:01:06,222 - involve that much baby oil. - Okay. 32 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,133 - Listen, Doug, it wasn't... - If you say "it wasn't personal" 33 00:01:09,161 --> 00:01:11,852 - to me one more time, Joyce... - It wasn't. 34 00:01:11,887 --> 00:01:14,065 I'm just getting hammered on all sides. 35 00:01:15,255 --> 00:01:17,433 I mean, Connie kills my science magazine. 36 00:01:17,476 --> 00:01:19,296 You murder my sexy boys. 37 00:01:19,401 --> 00:01:21,135 I'm on the goddamn schneid. 38 00:01:23,290 --> 00:01:24,605 "Schneid's" a losing streak. 39 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:27,076 That's what you call schmoozing in Sin City... 40 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:29,148 cutting international deals 41 00:01:29,266 --> 00:01:32,640 and bathed in glorious neon surrounded by games of chance? 42 00:01:32,668 --> 00:01:35,830 I'm selling foreign rights to Minx, Joyce. 43 00:01:35,879 --> 00:01:39,133 I'm not exactly attending Frank Sinatra's birthday party. 44 00:01:39,203 --> 00:01:40,693 No, that's next weekend. 45 00:01:41,211 --> 00:01:44,718 - [CHUCKLES] - Me back in Vegas... this is a huge mistake. 46 00:01:44,753 --> 00:01:46,635 This town has a nose for failure, 47 00:01:46,663 --> 00:01:48,909 and I got the fucking stink, so... 48 00:01:50,259 --> 00:01:52,191 You know, this city shouldn't even be here. 49 00:01:52,261 --> 00:01:55,438 It's an oasis built on hustle and moxie. 50 00:01:55,592 --> 00:01:58,343 This is where people come to turn their luck around. 51 00:01:58,525 --> 00:02:00,949 [UPBEAT JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS] 52 00:02:01,136 --> 00:02:03,939 ♪ ♪ 53 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,042 Oh... 54 00:02:06,656 --> 00:02:08,706 - [DOUG GRUNTS] - Thank you. 55 00:02:08,734 --> 00:02:10,534 - [DOUG] Thanks, boss. - Would you look around? 56 00:02:10,891 --> 00:02:13,221 - [DOUG] Yeah. - [JOYCE] Oh, come on. 57 00:02:13,256 --> 00:02:16,090 - How can you be depressed in Vegas? - [DOUG] I'm not depressed. It's just... 58 00:02:16,142 --> 00:02:17,564 [JOYCE] Thank you. 59 00:02:17,662 --> 00:02:19,194 - [SLOT MACHINES RINGING] - Man, I miss that sound... 60 00:02:19,195 --> 00:02:21,147 money and tears. [CHUCKLES] 61 00:02:21,154 --> 00:02:23,064 "A stately pleasure-dome decree." 62 00:02:23,070 --> 00:02:24,766 You know, maybe you're right, Joycey. 63 00:02:24,780 --> 00:02:26,004 Maybe things are getting better. 64 00:02:26,041 --> 00:02:27,572 - [PERSON] Renetti. - Yeah. 65 00:02:28,090 --> 00:02:30,436 This is for '65, fuckhead. 66 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,199 [SINGER] ♪ If you want it ♪ 67 00:02:32,232 --> 00:02:34,707 ♪ If you want it, baby ♪ 68 00:02:34,723 --> 00:02:36,327 ♪ Get on it, ah! ♪ 69 00:02:36,610 --> 00:02:37,696 ♪ If you want it ♪ 70 00:02:38,455 --> 00:02:39,733 [RICHIE] I think we got the shot. 71 00:02:40,124 --> 00:02:41,161 - [PERSON] Whoo. - [PERSON 2] Thank you. 72 00:02:41,166 --> 00:02:42,760 - [BAMBI] Good match, everyone. - Hey. 73 00:02:43,094 --> 00:02:44,761 - Killer forehand, bro. - Thanks, man. 74 00:02:44,784 --> 00:02:46,664 Nice work, boys, nice work. 75 00:02:46,698 --> 00:02:48,408 This issue's gonna be huge. 76 00:02:48,464 --> 00:02:52,090 Our readers love a clean-cut sportsman or two. 77 00:02:52,237 --> 00:02:53,398 [TINA] Sorry I'm late. 78 00:02:53,426 --> 00:02:55,148 Got caught arguing ad rates with Kotex. 79 00:02:55,190 --> 00:02:57,023 I hope you didn't cave to those terrorists. 80 00:02:57,057 --> 00:02:59,536 Tampax will pay us double for exclusivity. 81 00:02:59,578 --> 00:03:00,920 That would mean breaking our contract. 82 00:03:00,955 --> 00:03:03,454 Oh, well, they might try and wiggle out themselves 83 00:03:03,518 --> 00:03:06,519 if the environment is inhospitable. 84 00:03:06,967 --> 00:03:08,471 I guess I'll get creative. 85 00:03:08,499 --> 00:03:09,792 I guess you will. 86 00:03:10,334 --> 00:03:12,928 Another masterpiece, Ricardo. 87 00:03:15,765 --> 00:03:17,493 [RICHIE] Honestly, you didn't miss much. 88 00:03:17,534 --> 00:03:20,656 Prigger special, rackets, dick, oh, look, there's a lady. 89 00:03:20,670 --> 00:03:21,825 - She's in power. - The usual. 90 00:03:21,872 --> 00:03:23,750 Last chance, Richie, okay? 91 00:03:23,774 --> 00:03:25,422 The boys are coming, too. It's gonna be fun. 92 00:03:25,457 --> 00:03:27,759 Uh, me and Danny still have some work we need to finish up. 93 00:03:27,787 --> 00:03:28,851 You go on ahead. 94 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:30,741 Hold on. What's happening here? 95 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:33,204 We're hitting the Palomino to watch the Battle of the Sexes. 96 00:03:33,285 --> 00:03:35,857 - It's the event of the year. - Ooh, I'm racing home to watch. 97 00:03:35,892 --> 00:03:37,600 I wouldn't miss Billie Jean for the world. 98 00:03:37,623 --> 00:03:39,516 - Did I tell you... - About your chance encounters 99 00:03:39,525 --> 00:03:40,964 on the junior-tennis circuit? 100 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:42,274 Holmby Hills in '62. 101 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:44,514 Well, don't forget Toluca Lake in '65. 102 00:03:44,531 --> 00:03:45,934 She complimented my skort. 103 00:03:45,966 --> 00:03:48,153 - Wow. - You know, I like tennis. 104 00:03:48,349 --> 00:03:50,694 - Oh, I would've invited you. - [RICHIE] She would've said no. 105 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:52,772 - Yeah, you do always say no. - Okay, maybe lately. 106 00:03:52,807 --> 00:03:54,488 That doesn't mean I don't want to be invited. 107 00:03:54,510 --> 00:03:56,643 Yeah, but you're ascending to the corporate plane, 108 00:03:56,678 --> 00:03:58,911 leaving us mortals behind, but we're very proud of you. 109 00:03:58,932 --> 00:04:02,326 I'm still here, on the fun plane, being fun. 110 00:04:02,627 --> 00:04:04,188 - Let's watch here! - [SHELLY] Oh. 111 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,218 [TINA] It'll be great. Just like old times. 112 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:08,799 Uh, t-that's actually a bad idea. 113 00:04:08,925 --> 00:04:11,836 Yeah, fancy new offices, plush carpet, our bosses... 114 00:04:11,863 --> 00:04:14,727 Are out of here and done giving us unnecessary feedback. 115 00:04:14,874 --> 00:04:15,993 I'm in charge. 116 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:19,478 Good Time Tina says watch party at Bottom Dollar! 117 00:04:19,485 --> 00:04:22,542 [ALL CHEERING] 118 00:04:22,775 --> 00:04:24,929 [UPBEAT FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS] 119 00:04:25,104 --> 00:04:26,287 ♪ ♪ 120 00:04:26,364 --> 00:04:28,247 [SINGER] ♪ What you want ♪ 121 00:04:28,513 --> 00:04:30,584 ♪ ♪ 122 00:04:30,626 --> 00:04:33,040 ♪ See it in motion ♪ 123 00:04:33,075 --> 00:04:34,156 ♪ ♪ 124 00:04:34,343 --> 00:04:36,183 ♪ Hear her talk ♪ 125 00:04:36,291 --> 00:04:37,993 ♪ ♪ 126 00:04:38,065 --> 00:04:40,496 ♪ You got to sell the notion ♪ 127 00:04:40,696 --> 00:04:42,198 ♪ ♪ 128 00:04:42,341 --> 00:04:44,800 ♪ That you want to follow her ♪ 129 00:04:44,860 --> 00:04:46,722 ♪ Wherever she goes ♪ 130 00:04:46,770 --> 00:04:49,840 - [JOYCE CHUCKLES SOFTLY] - Well, look at you. You look sharp. 131 00:04:49,906 --> 00:04:51,480 - Thank you. - [DOUG CHUCKLES] 132 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,746 My outfit's the opening volley on my panel remarks. 133 00:04:53,790 --> 00:04:57,044 I'm thinking of saying, "I'm here to talk female demographics, 134 00:04:57,070 --> 00:04:58,881 but I'm also quite fun." 135 00:04:58,930 --> 00:05:00,693 Oh, right, your, uh, chitchat thing, huh? 136 00:05:00,736 --> 00:05:02,092 - [CLEARS THROAT] - You mean me forging 137 00:05:02,145 --> 00:05:04,428 essential bonds with other professional women? 138 00:05:04,988 --> 00:05:07,508 Shouldn't you be forging some fiscal bonds of your own? 139 00:05:07,569 --> 00:05:08,952 No need. 140 00:05:08,995 --> 00:05:10,290 What happened? 141 00:05:10,308 --> 00:05:12,654 Nothing. I just don't have to hustle for buyers. They came to me. 142 00:05:12,690 --> 00:05:14,518 What, in the 30 minutes it took me to change? 143 00:05:14,561 --> 00:05:16,153 That's enough time to fuck things up 144 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:17,338 but not make things good? 145 00:05:17,373 --> 00:05:20,221 Look, concierge had a stack of these for me at check-in. 146 00:05:20,439 --> 00:05:22,109 My room is full of fruit baskets. 147 00:05:22,126 --> 00:05:23,412 Everybody wants in. 148 00:05:23,464 --> 00:05:25,888 So all I have to do is play London off of Paris, 149 00:05:26,182 --> 00:05:28,346 gin up some old grudges from the war, you know, Europe shit. 150 00:05:28,418 --> 00:05:29,919 We'll set our own price. 151 00:05:31,421 --> 00:05:32,823 Doug, this is incredible. 152 00:05:32,860 --> 00:05:34,950 Yeah, if I can get all these deals done before dinner, 153 00:05:34,994 --> 00:05:37,224 I can get on the last Greyhound to Los Angeles. 154 00:05:37,329 --> 00:05:38,630 The bus? 155 00:05:39,831 --> 00:05:40,965 Yeah. 156 00:05:42,367 --> 00:05:44,169 I'm tired, Joyce. 157 00:05:44,669 --> 00:05:47,573 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 158 00:05:48,246 --> 00:05:51,527 It's possible, verging on probable, 159 00:05:51,545 --> 00:05:53,914 that I have underappreciated your contributions. 160 00:05:54,213 --> 00:05:58,316 What? You underappreciated me? No. 161 00:05:58,578 --> 00:06:01,141 You brought Constance in. You pitched her the global vision, 162 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,433 and now you're about to make it happen. I mean, 163 00:06:04,194 --> 00:06:05,796 you should run the thing. 164 00:06:05,918 --> 00:06:07,475 Is that something you'd even want? 165 00:06:08,364 --> 00:06:12,410 To run an international publishing empire? Me? 166 00:06:12,444 --> 00:06:15,305 - [BOTH] Yeah. - That'd be mildly appealing, I guess. 167 00:06:15,672 --> 00:06:17,451 But, you know, Connie's the big boss on this, 168 00:06:17,508 --> 00:06:20,202 - and she'd have to get on board. - No. No, she's been deferring to me 169 00:06:20,244 --> 00:06:21,707 on everything Minx. 170 00:06:21,943 --> 00:06:24,777 I assure you I will make my strongest case. 171 00:06:25,817 --> 00:06:28,136 - Well, that's a lot of travel. - [CHUCKLES] 172 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,455 [CHUCKLES] I just don't know where I would call home. 173 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:34,352 Would it be Buenos Aires, Amsterdam, Monaco? [LAUGHS] 174 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,360 I think London is less debauched, 175 00:06:36,395 --> 00:06:37,977 and, also, it's commonly acknowledged 176 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:39,726 to be the center of international publishing, 177 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:41,587 which would be none of my business, 178 00:06:41,615 --> 00:06:44,156 because off American soil, Minx would be yours. 179 00:06:44,205 --> 00:06:45,471 Ah. 180 00:06:45,885 --> 00:06:47,311 - [CHUCKLES] - [RIGGS] Well, I get along very well 181 00:06:47,346 --> 00:06:49,744 - with a lot of girls. - [LAUGHTER] 182 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:52,112 [BILLIE] I don't think you give us credit for having any brains. 183 00:06:52,175 --> 00:06:54,918 Billie's gonna wipe that smug smile off his face. 184 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,085 I'm loving this. 185 00:06:56,181 --> 00:06:58,092 I'm rooting for the plucky lesbian, too. 186 00:06:58,113 --> 00:07:00,331 Oh, whoa, whoa. [CHUCKLES] Billie's happily married. 187 00:07:00,357 --> 00:07:02,298 Her husband's a hunky blonde. 188 00:07:02,684 --> 00:07:04,913 Right. Sorry, I'm new to women's tennis. 189 00:07:05,029 --> 00:07:06,492 [TINA] It's a Good Time Tina recipe. 190 00:07:06,588 --> 00:07:07,729 What are the measurements? 191 00:07:07,763 --> 00:07:09,000 Pour until there's nothing left. 192 00:07:09,106 --> 00:07:10,107 [LAUGHTER] 193 00:07:10,126 --> 00:07:11,374 This whole thing's a joke. 194 00:07:11,592 --> 00:07:13,395 Men are better at sports than women, okay? 195 00:07:13,435 --> 00:07:15,227 I'm sorry. I'm not pretending they're not. 196 00:07:15,297 --> 00:07:17,131 Billie Jean's not just a woman. 197 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,055 She's the best of her generation. 198 00:07:19,118 --> 00:07:21,414 I could return that serve with my hands behind my back. 199 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:23,611 - [SCOFFS] Oh, really? - [DUSTIN] Yeah. 200 00:07:24,038 --> 00:07:25,866 Okay, prove it. 201 00:07:26,193 --> 00:07:27,508 - Prove it? - Yeah, prove it... 202 00:07:27,522 --> 00:07:30,292 outside, right now, my serve. 203 00:07:30,459 --> 00:07:31,459 Hmm. 204 00:07:32,687 --> 00:07:36,164 - Hands behind my back, lady. - [SCOFFS] 205 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:38,601 [ANNOUNCER] ... Astrodome, it's the Battle of the Sexes... 206 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:41,162 Billie Jean King versus Bobby Riggs. 207 00:07:41,218 --> 00:07:44,627 [SINGER] ♪ Anything you can do I can be part of ♪ 208 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:46,180 [PHIL] My money's on Dustin. 209 00:07:46,243 --> 00:07:48,293 There is no beating testosterone. 210 00:07:48,314 --> 00:07:49,722 How's he gonna hold the racket? 211 00:07:49,771 --> 00:07:50,821 Telekinesis? 212 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,101 Wasn't on his résumé. 213 00:07:52,150 --> 00:07:54,124 The only special skill he listed was "abs." 214 00:07:54,145 --> 00:07:55,349 [PHIL] Hmm. 215 00:07:55,503 --> 00:07:56,956 ♪ ♪ 216 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,121 Sorry, Danny needs me for a sec. 217 00:07:59,158 --> 00:08:00,559 It's a darkroom thing. 218 00:08:00,706 --> 00:08:02,963 ♪ ♪ 219 00:08:03,482 --> 00:08:06,933 - [ALL CHEERING] - [DUSTIN] Hey. 220 00:08:07,134 --> 00:08:09,360 - Huh? Huh? - Whoa. 221 00:08:09,458 --> 00:08:11,417 He should've listed that as a special skill. 222 00:08:11,452 --> 00:08:13,622 [DUSTIN] Little party trick from my Chico days. 223 00:08:13,755 --> 00:08:15,632 You think this is the first time I've seen a penis 224 00:08:15,677 --> 00:08:18,109 stuffed someplace it doesn't belong? I got two boys. 225 00:08:18,151 --> 00:08:19,396 Come on, love-all. 226 00:08:19,921 --> 00:08:22,185 - All right. - [BAMBI] Whoo, Shelly! 227 00:08:22,485 --> 00:08:24,406 - [PERSON] Tough talk. - Thank you. 228 00:08:24,742 --> 00:08:25,955 [PERSON] Tough talk. 229 00:08:26,222 --> 00:08:29,994 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING, LAUGHTER] 230 00:08:30,194 --> 00:08:31,395 [SHELLY GRUNTS] 231 00:08:31,446 --> 00:08:33,631 - [DUSTIN GRUNTS] Oh, shit. - [CROWD SHOUTS] 232 00:08:33,727 --> 00:08:34,736 - [WHISTLE BLOWS] - [BAMBI] Whoo. 233 00:08:34,757 --> 00:08:36,590 - [DUSTIN] Get the racket. - You maim the official, 234 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:38,144 - that's a forfeit. - That was out, 235 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,151 - second serve. - No, that wasn't out. 236 00:08:39,179 --> 00:08:42,294 - What, are you calling me a liar? - Yeah, 'cause it was not out. [CHUCKLES] 237 00:08:42,635 --> 00:08:45,311 - Second serve, toots. - Don't call me toots, asshole. 238 00:08:45,337 --> 00:08:47,219 Oh, God. 239 00:08:47,581 --> 00:08:49,850 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 240 00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:52,186 [BAMBI] It's okay. You got this. 241 00:08:52,318 --> 00:08:53,621 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 242 00:08:54,855 --> 00:08:56,730 - [JJ] You got this. - What is he doing? 243 00:08:57,491 --> 00:09:00,615 - Come on, wrap it up. - I'm... I'm wrapping it. I'm wrapping it. 244 00:09:01,117 --> 00:09:02,963 - Can you hurry it up? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 245 00:09:03,399 --> 00:09:05,516 Here we go. 246 00:09:05,743 --> 00:09:08,238 ♪ ♪ 247 00:09:09,995 --> 00:09:11,570 - [SHELLY GRUNTS] - [PERSON] Yes! 248 00:09:11,608 --> 00:09:13,294 - [DUSTIN GRUNTS] - [PERSON 2] Yeah! 249 00:09:13,381 --> 00:09:14,737 [BOTH GRUNT] 250 00:09:14,779 --> 00:09:16,101 - [CHEERING] - [BAMBI] Yeah! 251 00:09:16,113 --> 00:09:17,483 - Point. - For me. 252 00:09:17,548 --> 00:09:19,451 The challenge was return the serve. 253 00:09:19,513 --> 00:09:21,874 I did. I win for men. 254 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:24,389 - Men! - [CROWD JEERING] 255 00:09:24,734 --> 00:09:26,195 What? 256 00:09:26,354 --> 00:09:28,619 - No. No, no, no. - [ALL CHANTING] Men! Men! Men! 257 00:09:28,695 --> 00:09:30,202 Men! Men! Men! Men! 258 00:09:30,298 --> 00:09:31,631 - [DUSTIN] Uh... - [ALL CHANTING] Men! Men! Men! 259 00:09:31,898 --> 00:09:33,973 [CHUCKLES] Guys, I, uh... 260 00:09:34,181 --> 00:09:36,237 - I might be in trouble. - [ALL CHANTING] Men! Men! Men! 261 00:09:36,299 --> 00:09:39,537 [PERSON] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Meet the New Woman, 262 00:09:39,581 --> 00:09:42,642 all-new women's magazine for the new woman. 263 00:09:42,711 --> 00:09:44,102 Please take your seats. 264 00:09:44,234 --> 00:09:45,975 Hello. Checking in. 265 00:09:45,993 --> 00:09:48,258 - It's Joyce P... - Of course, Ms. Prigger. 266 00:09:48,317 --> 00:09:49,867 Green lanyard for speakers. 267 00:09:49,886 --> 00:09:51,954 Ooh, so official. Thank you. 268 00:09:53,290 --> 00:09:54,644 [SOFTLY] Thank you. 269 00:09:55,632 --> 00:09:57,618 Would you mind? 270 00:09:57,661 --> 00:09:59,210 Oh. [CHUCKLES] 271 00:09:59,230 --> 00:10:02,175 My pleasure, Beatrice. Anything for a reader. 272 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:03,959 This was a good one. 273 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,400 - They're all good, Ms. Prigger. - Stop. [CHUCKLES] 274 00:10:06,443 --> 00:10:08,376 Um, have my fellow New Women checked in? 275 00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:10,082 I'd love to coordinate a group photo. 276 00:10:10,099 --> 00:10:11,946 - Oh, yes, right there. - Thank you. 277 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:15,015 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 278 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:16,283 ♪ ♪ 279 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:17,963 [GEORGE] Joyce. 280 00:10:18,314 --> 00:10:20,597 - George. - I can't turn around 281 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:22,399 without seeing your smiling face. 282 00:10:22,470 --> 00:10:24,058 Success agrees with you. 283 00:10:24,358 --> 00:10:26,572 Uh, you're here for my-my panel? 284 00:10:26,595 --> 00:10:29,153 Sort of. Uh, my monthly is up there. 285 00:10:29,197 --> 00:10:32,083 I left New York magazine, started my own. 286 00:10:32,502 --> 00:10:34,567 - [JOYCE] Gal! - [CHUCKLES] 287 00:10:34,620 --> 00:10:36,518 - Exclamation mark and everything. - [LAUGHING] Yeah. 288 00:10:36,631 --> 00:10:38,767 Oh, I'm sorry. I must have missed that on the stands. 289 00:10:38,802 --> 00:10:39,886 Oh, we're still in the growth mode... 290 00:10:39,912 --> 00:10:41,757 you know, test issues in select cities. 291 00:10:41,812 --> 00:10:43,305 - Great response so far. - Oh. 292 00:10:43,358 --> 00:10:45,336 Boy, have women been waiting for someone to figure out 293 00:10:45,371 --> 00:10:47,864 how to combine the personal and political, make it fun. 294 00:10:48,003 --> 00:10:49,622 Gee, I hadn't noticed. 295 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:52,106 Fellas, meet the famous Joyce Prigger. 296 00:10:52,167 --> 00:10:53,959 - [CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY] - [GEORGE] Meet your fellow panelists. 297 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:56,093 Marshall Jensen, Healthy Lady. 298 00:10:56,184 --> 00:10:57,850 Gerald Scott, What Women Wear. 299 00:10:57,898 --> 00:10:59,915 Blaine Peters, Good Woman, Better Kitchen. 300 00:11:00,397 --> 00:11:01,538 Better than what? 301 00:11:01,568 --> 00:11:03,903 [LAUGHTER] 302 00:11:04,152 --> 00:11:05,464 Quite the lineup. [CHUCKLES] 303 00:11:05,478 --> 00:11:07,675 Uh, George, I promise I'll take it easy on you. 304 00:11:07,794 --> 00:11:09,851 Oh, no, no, no, I'm not speaking. 305 00:11:09,911 --> 00:11:11,091 My editor is. 306 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:16,074 - Joyce, look at you in that dress. - Maggie, 307 00:11:16,102 --> 00:11:18,706 - this is unexpected. - [BEATRICE] We're about to begin, 308 00:11:18,741 --> 00:11:19,948 if you'll please take your seats. 309 00:11:20,036 --> 00:11:21,225 - [JOYCE CHUCKLES] - Uh, Joyce. 310 00:11:21,260 --> 00:11:22,835 I was hoping that we could have a second to chat, 311 00:11:22,861 --> 00:11:25,396 - you know, clear the air. - Oh, we're needed onstage. 312 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:32,677 [DOUG] Nah, if Italy wants in, add another zero, my friend, 313 00:11:32,704 --> 00:11:34,846 - and then we can talk. - A zero? 314 00:11:34,907 --> 00:11:37,724 Ma che cazzo dici. Doug, that's insanity. 315 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:40,575 Well, Berlin does not think so. They think it's fair. 316 00:11:40,713 --> 00:11:42,324 - Oh, come on. - [DOUG] Do me a favor. 317 00:11:42,415 --> 00:11:45,063 Find me when you're ready to play with the big boys, okay? 318 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:47,767 - Come on. - No, you come on. Be fucking serious. 319 00:11:48,222 --> 00:11:51,914 At Minx, when we consider ads, we start with the premise 320 00:11:51,932 --> 00:11:54,127 that there's nothing wrong with women, 321 00:11:54,195 --> 00:11:56,878 - and diet pills don't check that box. - [CHUCKLES] 322 00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:59,117 You disagree, Marshall? 323 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:03,414 At Healthy Lady, we run ads that are relevant to women's lives. 324 00:12:03,694 --> 00:12:07,822 I know that the main gal at Gal! feels the same. 325 00:12:08,321 --> 00:12:09,511 Like it or not, 326 00:12:09,547 --> 00:12:11,847 women are interested in losing weight. 327 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,322 That feels reductive. 328 00:12:14,357 --> 00:12:15,757 Seems like the ladies 329 00:12:15,783 --> 00:12:17,623 - disagree on this one. - [CROWD MURMURS] 330 00:12:17,716 --> 00:12:19,255 [MAGGIE] Joyce, I know that you... 331 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:24,461 Minx maintains a high-minded approach in some areas, 332 00:12:24,523 --> 00:12:28,022 but research shows women want diet pills. 333 00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,597 That sells. 334 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:33,159 I don't know, Maggie. My magazine just cracked three million, 335 00:12:33,174 --> 00:12:34,821 and we didn't have to convince women 336 00:12:34,865 --> 00:12:38,366 that their bodies were a problem in need of fixing to get there. 337 00:12:38,742 --> 00:12:41,742 Uh-oh, the claws are coming out. 338 00:12:41,751 --> 00:12:44,120 [LAUGHTER] 339 00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:48,469 [RICHIE SIGHS] Oh, my dinner's in there. 340 00:12:48,530 --> 00:12:50,752 - What happened? - The male ego. 341 00:12:50,794 --> 00:12:52,510 He was proving that men are superior, 342 00:12:52,663 --> 00:12:53,813 and he nailed it. 343 00:12:54,189 --> 00:12:55,257 How you doing, Dustin? 344 00:12:55,301 --> 00:12:57,015 [DUSTIN] She said the cold would make it shrink, 345 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,062 - but it's starting to burn. - Where have you been? 346 00:12:59,137 --> 00:13:01,197 [SHELLY] Whoo! Yes! 347 00:13:01,249 --> 00:13:03,960 - Bow down, Bobby, bow down! - [OBJECT SHATTERS] 348 00:13:04,004 --> 00:13:05,404 I need to handle whatever that is. 349 00:13:05,439 --> 00:13:07,319 Ugh! Gross. 350 00:13:07,504 --> 00:13:09,463 Is that glue? Uh, Danny spilled some... 351 00:13:09,549 --> 00:13:12,098 You've really got to get in there. That was a lot of glass breaking. 352 00:13:12,238 --> 00:13:14,242 [SIGHS] I don't know what you and Danny have been up to, 353 00:13:14,268 --> 00:13:16,490 but these are your models, too, so fix this. 354 00:13:16,586 --> 00:13:18,851 - Please. - [BAMBI GRUNTS] 355 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:22,692 Oh. 356 00:13:22,771 --> 00:13:25,255 Pick around the glue, basically fine. 357 00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:30,906 Oh, who won? 358 00:13:30,959 --> 00:13:33,680 Who won that set, Phil? Say it, punk. 359 00:13:33,711 --> 00:13:35,754 - [PHIL, SOFTLY] Billie Jean. - [SHELLY] No, louder, Phil. 360 00:13:35,789 --> 00:13:37,109 - [PHIL] Billie Jean. - [SHELLY] That's right. 361 00:13:37,162 --> 00:13:39,357 Goddamn right! Only one more to go. 362 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:41,833 - [LAUGHS] - Yay, Billie Jean. 363 00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:43,364 Maybe we celebrate her on the ground. 364 00:13:43,434 --> 00:13:44,588 No lady business from you. 365 00:13:44,632 --> 00:13:46,031 This is tennis time right now, okay? 366 00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:47,702 I don't want your big-eye lady smiles. 367 00:13:47,737 --> 00:13:49,163 Get out of here. 368 00:13:50,309 --> 00:13:51,516 [BAMBI] What's our next move, boss? 369 00:13:51,551 --> 00:13:53,000 [TINA] I don't know. Um... 370 00:13:53,222 --> 00:13:54,910 Wait a second. Are you shadowing me? 371 00:13:55,016 --> 00:13:57,334 Jumped off the Doug bus onto the Tina train? 372 00:13:58,182 --> 00:13:59,424 Yes. 373 00:13:59,731 --> 00:14:01,787 It's just... you're always calm in the eye of the storm, 374 00:14:01,822 --> 00:14:03,973 and I got so invested in Club Minx, 375 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,845 I just want to be cool, like you. 376 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,569 I don't want to be your role model. 377 00:14:07,604 --> 00:14:08,994 I just want to have fun. 378 00:14:09,051 --> 00:14:10,788 Why won't anyone let me have fun? 379 00:14:10,853 --> 00:14:13,308 Oh, come on, look at that drop shot! 380 00:14:13,356 --> 00:14:14,891 Oh, do you love that? 381 00:14:14,925 --> 00:14:17,165 - So, uh, Lenny at home or... - [LAUGHING] 382 00:14:17,681 --> 00:14:20,043 [TINA] ... the office, in case you needed to call? 383 00:14:20,087 --> 00:14:23,069 An aggressive woman on the court, taking what she wants! 384 00:14:23,087 --> 00:14:24,504 - I mean, look at this. - [JOYCE] Mm-hmm. 385 00:14:24,521 --> 00:14:25,887 First, she rips you off, 386 00:14:25,938 --> 00:14:27,977 then she tells you you're doing it wrong. 387 00:14:28,021 --> 00:14:30,076 [GERALD] Takes a lot of nerve, Maggie. 388 00:14:30,277 --> 00:14:32,307 You don't even give out circulation numbers, 389 00:14:32,312 --> 00:14:34,546 and we all know what that means. 390 00:14:34,714 --> 00:14:35,910 - [LAUGHTER] - Well, we're new... 391 00:14:35,982 --> 00:14:37,301 an emerging voice. 392 00:14:37,383 --> 00:14:40,258 - More like a whisper. - [LAUGHTER] 393 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:42,823 [JOYCE STAMMERS] 394 00:14:43,136 --> 00:14:46,566 Yes, Gal! has some creative overlap with Minx, 395 00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:50,152 but Maggie's also bringing a different perspective, 396 00:14:50,335 --> 00:14:53,379 which is something I find thrilling. 397 00:14:53,747 --> 00:14:55,784 - [CROWD MURMURS] - What? 398 00:14:55,805 --> 00:14:57,499 [JOYCE] This is a women's magazine panel. 399 00:14:57,552 --> 00:15:00,387 Maggie belongs here. It's you I'm not so sure about. 400 00:15:00,465 --> 00:15:02,275 - [CROWD MURMURS] - Watch yourself, missy. 401 00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:04,270 He's been doing this since before you were born. 402 00:15:04,296 --> 00:15:06,649 - Well, maybe that's the problem. - [LAUGHTER] 403 00:15:06,784 --> 00:15:09,554 [UPBEAT FUNK MUSIC PLAYS] 404 00:15:09,754 --> 00:15:12,258 ♪ ♪ 405 00:15:12,591 --> 00:15:14,382 You sure you want to risk that dough? 406 00:15:14,593 --> 00:15:17,242 You're gonna need it if you want a shot at Minx, bud. 407 00:15:17,312 --> 00:15:19,771 [CHUCKLING] Hit me. 408 00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:21,249 Oh! 409 00:15:21,468 --> 00:15:23,261 [LAUGHS] Lady Luck! 410 00:15:23,303 --> 00:15:25,904 [LAUGHS] I got it today. 411 00:15:26,096 --> 00:15:29,323 Why is it when you see two women stepping into power, 412 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,263 your first instinct is to pit them against each other? 413 00:15:32,281 --> 00:15:33,898 - That is not what's... - Well, I can only assume 414 00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:35,638 - it's because they're afraid. - [CROWD MURMURS] 415 00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:38,570 [ANNOUNCER] Billie Jean King is brimming with confidence. 416 00:15:38,613 --> 00:15:41,456 - [SHELLY] Old Man River's not getting to that. - [CHEERING AND SHOUTING] 417 00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:43,459 Yes! You can do it! 418 00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:46,582 - [PERSON] Come on! Come on! - [CHEERING CONTINUES] 419 00:15:46,714 --> 00:15:51,219 Is that why you don't have a single woman listed here, 420 00:15:51,236 --> 00:15:55,321 but you do have five Johns on your editorial staff? 421 00:15:55,418 --> 00:15:58,427 - What do you have over there? - Three Peters and two Pauls. 422 00:15:58,477 --> 00:16:00,606 - And not even one Mary. - [LAUGHTER] 423 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,186 I'll have you know we've invested heavily 424 00:16:03,216 --> 00:16:05,207 in several women who left us in the lurch 425 00:16:05,259 --> 00:16:07,201 by going off and having babies. 426 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:09,107 Well, it sounds to me like they wanted to look after 427 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,803 one whining infant instead of an office full of them. 428 00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:14,244 Mothers want to be at home with their babies. 429 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,547 Just ask my wife. 430 00:16:15,591 --> 00:16:18,242 Oh, there are a lot of things I'd like to ask your wife, Blaine. 431 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,599 [CLICKS TONGUE] That ain't one of them. 432 00:16:19,634 --> 00:16:21,796 [ANNOUNCER] Match point. Beautiful. 433 00:16:21,929 --> 00:16:23,344 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ON TV] 434 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:26,176 [PEOPLE CHEERING AND LAUGHING WILDLY] 435 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:35,152 [RICHIE AND DANNY LAUGHING] 436 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,922 Tell me you dealt with the dick. 437 00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:39,040 In-in a way, yes. 438 00:16:39,138 --> 00:16:40,230 - [LAUGHS] - [TINA] What the... 439 00:16:40,425 --> 00:16:42,116 [RICHIE] JJ had a lot of advice 440 00:16:42,161 --> 00:16:44,347 on the smartest way to handle the problem, 441 00:16:44,402 --> 00:16:47,775 so I suggested that we use the scientific method 442 00:16:47,831 --> 00:16:50,218 to see if we can duplicate the results. 443 00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:52,206 - And we did. - [LAUGHTER] 444 00:16:52,297 --> 00:16:53,574 It's not funny. 445 00:16:53,941 --> 00:16:55,846 You wish your dicks were big enough to get stuck. 446 00:16:55,877 --> 00:16:57,008 Yeah, it was a lot of that. 447 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,093 [LAUGHING] Men are so dumb. 448 00:16:59,147 --> 00:17:00,582 [RICHIE AND DANNY SNICKER] 449 00:17:00,915 --> 00:17:02,754 [JOYCE] Is it bad to say that was fun? 450 00:17:02,775 --> 00:17:04,664 Oh, my God, the look on Marshall's face 451 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,162 when you asked for his home address... 452 00:17:06,218 --> 00:17:09,291 What? He promised to start hiring female staffers. 453 00:17:09,326 --> 00:17:11,264 The ladies need a place to send their résumés. 454 00:17:11,294 --> 00:17:13,966 - Oh, my God, I miss this. - [JOYCE CHUCKLES] 455 00:17:14,113 --> 00:17:15,709 Look, what... what happened in New York... 456 00:17:15,758 --> 00:17:17,283 [JOYCE] Oh, no, it's behind us. It's... 457 00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:19,075 It's just so good to see you. 458 00:17:19,103 --> 00:17:21,328 I finally have a friend I can actually talk to. 459 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,098 [DOUG] Can I have a word, Prigger, please, alone? 460 00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:24,749 [JOYCE] Pardon my male counterpart. 461 00:17:25,904 --> 00:17:27,892 Oh, right. Okay. [CHUCKLES] 462 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:29,382 - What? - Do you hate me? 463 00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:30,685 Is that it? Do you hate me? 464 00:17:30,734 --> 00:17:32,392 No, I've even taken to complimenting you 465 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:33,924 - behind your back. - [DOUG] Oh, you have? 466 00:17:33,994 --> 00:17:36,290 Then why are you sabotaging me? I don't understand. 467 00:17:36,297 --> 00:17:37,375 [JOYCE] What? 468 00:17:37,591 --> 00:17:39,711 [DOUG] The panel... what the hell was that? 469 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:43,833 An hour ago, Gal! was nothing, right? 470 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,785 But then you take the spotlight that is directly on us, 471 00:17:46,868 --> 00:17:49,068 - and you move it right on them. - [SCOFFS] 472 00:17:49,082 --> 00:17:50,702 [DOUG] Why? No, there's room for more 473 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,023 than one woman-led magazine. 474 00:17:52,084 --> 00:17:53,817 Then why do I have a bunch of European buyers 475 00:17:53,870 --> 00:17:55,846 who all of a sudden have cold feet? 476 00:17:55,968 --> 00:17:58,242 You made them think that there was a cheap alternative. 477 00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,860 Come on, Maggie's not our competition. 478 00:17:59,883 --> 00:18:01,419 - Well, she is now... - [SCOFFS] 479 00:18:01,719 --> 00:18:03,989 - [DOUG] ... because of you. - Mm-hmm. 480 00:18:04,055 --> 00:18:06,036 So fix this. Play the game. 481 00:18:06,097 --> 00:18:08,197 What is the point in being number one 482 00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:10,790 - if you can't change how the game is played? Doug... - I can't do this with you right now. 483 00:18:10,869 --> 00:18:13,082 - Oh, my God. - [DOUG] Just fix it. 484 00:18:13,165 --> 00:18:16,269 [SLOT MACHINE CRANKING, COIN CLATTERS] 485 00:18:16,536 --> 00:18:18,419 - Come on! - [BUZZER SOUNDS] 486 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,975 - [BELL RINGING] - Back on the schneid! 487 00:18:23,457 --> 00:18:26,519 First female president this decade... 488 00:18:26,582 --> 00:18:28,505 I would bet my kids' lives on it. 489 00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:30,184 [LENNY] Shell, sweetheart, how you doing? 490 00:18:30,185 --> 00:18:31,644 - Oh, it's my hubby! - [LENNY] You okay? All right. 491 00:18:31,687 --> 00:18:33,106 [SHELLY] Hi! [LAUGHS] 492 00:18:33,156 --> 00:18:35,126 Ooh, he's a doctor, kind of. 493 00:18:35,178 --> 00:18:36,587 He can save the penises. 494 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:39,132 Well, strictly above the neck here. 495 00:18:39,229 --> 00:18:41,416 Oh, but we've got a whole car full of drugs. 496 00:18:41,432 --> 00:18:43,436 We hand them out to our friends at dinner parties. 497 00:18:43,471 --> 00:18:45,334 [LENNY] Ooh, shh! Warning... career jeopardy. 498 00:18:45,377 --> 00:18:47,731 - I would never do that. - He's so supportive. 499 00:18:47,772 --> 00:18:49,375 He's just like Billie Jean's Larry. 500 00:18:49,402 --> 00:18:50,958 [CLEARS THROAT] You know what? Why don't I run to the car? 501 00:18:50,976 --> 00:18:52,879 I'll get my bag, see if I can help you fellas out, okay? 502 00:18:52,944 --> 00:18:55,008 Uh, do... do you guys have some latex gloves? 503 00:18:55,078 --> 00:18:57,754 Oh, we should have some left over from the naked-nurses shoot, 504 00:18:58,874 --> 00:19:00,212 which I will go get. 505 00:19:00,247 --> 00:19:01,612 - I'll come with you. - [TINA] No. 506 00:19:01,786 --> 00:19:04,681 Do you feel it? Do you feel it? It's the year of the woman. 507 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:06,628 [RICHIE] Now. 508 00:19:06,711 --> 00:19:08,574 - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] - Oh. 509 00:19:09,364 --> 00:19:11,163 That's our money shot. 510 00:19:11,925 --> 00:19:13,596 [TINA] What the hell is this? 511 00:19:14,436 --> 00:19:16,105 [BOWL CLATTERS] 512 00:19:16,596 --> 00:19:18,284 Are you shooting food porn? 513 00:19:18,441 --> 00:19:21,206 General Mills loved my portfolio, okay? 514 00:19:21,232 --> 00:19:23,174 They asked me if I could take a swing 515 00:19:23,213 --> 00:19:25,149 at bringing my signature look 516 00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:27,023 to their novelty-cereal line. 517 00:19:27,049 --> 00:19:28,405 On spec? 518 00:19:29,656 --> 00:19:32,744 [SIGHS] I need a creative outlet, okay? 519 00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,703 You know that I haven't been feeling fulfilled lately. 520 00:19:34,747 --> 00:19:36,698 - What if this is my calling? - This? 521 00:19:36,768 --> 00:19:39,655 Tiny marshmallows never jammed tennis rackets on their cocks. 522 00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,212 Okay. 523 00:19:41,299 --> 00:19:44,825 As your friend, I am thrilled people are seeing your talent. 524 00:19:45,131 --> 00:19:47,440 As managing editor, I have to tell you, 525 00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:48,876 you're in breach of contract. 526 00:19:48,936 --> 00:19:50,571 You're exclusive to Minx. 527 00:19:51,202 --> 00:19:52,575 Wow. 528 00:19:53,445 --> 00:19:56,069 - Okay, good to know. - On spec? 529 00:19:56,184 --> 00:19:57,863 Have I taught you nothing? 530 00:19:59,070 --> 00:20:00,731 [SINGER] ♪ Well, I'm makin' all right ♪ 531 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,192 [CHORUS] ♪ Well, I'm makin' all right ♪ 532 00:20:02,205 --> 00:20:05,662 [SINGER] ♪ From Monday morning till Friday night ♪ 533 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:08,966 ♪ Oh, those lonely weekends ♪ 534 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,169 [MAGGIE LAUGHS] 535 00:20:11,631 --> 00:20:13,712 Really went for the jugular back there. 536 00:20:14,325 --> 00:20:15,776 Give a guy some warning. 537 00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:18,987 I apologize if I was pointed, but I stand by what I said. 538 00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:21,340 I never would've agreed to help you with your little show 539 00:20:21,347 --> 00:20:23,186 if I'd known it was gonna go down like that. 540 00:20:23,686 --> 00:20:26,820 Right. Our little show. 541 00:20:27,219 --> 00:20:29,659 Maggie told me you were on the same page. 542 00:20:30,358 --> 00:20:33,219 I guess we, uh, strayed from the... the plan, 543 00:20:33,327 --> 00:20:34,758 - uh, a bit. - [MARSHALL] A bit? 544 00:20:34,809 --> 00:20:36,430 What happened to me lighting the match? 545 00:20:36,509 --> 00:20:38,031 Get the conference buzzing? 546 00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:41,985 - I guess we took it in another direction. - Huh. 547 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,857 Well, next time leave me out of it. 548 00:20:43,873 --> 00:20:45,742 I didn't come here to be embarrassed. 549 00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:49,045 Neither did I. 550 00:20:49,212 --> 00:20:52,149 ♪ ♪ 551 00:20:53,751 --> 00:20:55,422 You were right. Gal!'s a problem. 552 00:20:55,586 --> 00:20:58,371 Great. Finally. Let's get you talking to France, okay? 553 00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,234 The guy's a... well, he's a bit of a perv, 554 00:21:00,295 --> 00:21:02,228 - so if there's anything you can do... - What? No, that's disgusting. 555 00:21:02,254 --> 00:21:03,609 I have a different idea. 556 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,474 If it has a whiff of kumbaya... 557 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:08,682 No, actually, I was thinking of something a little more aggressive. 558 00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:12,471 Ugh. 559 00:21:12,673 --> 00:21:14,228 This isn't gonna hurt one bit, 560 00:21:14,246 --> 00:21:16,669 and even if it did, I know you're gonna be so tough. 561 00:21:16,844 --> 00:21:18,847 You, uh, have a great bedside manner... 562 00:21:18,908 --> 00:21:20,569 very cool under pressure. 563 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,594 Well, I recently went through a male-dance-revue-related heartbreak, 564 00:21:23,646 --> 00:21:25,387 so I'm exploring nonattachment. 565 00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:27,171 - I'm studying the Tina method. - Hmm. 566 00:21:27,294 --> 00:21:28,922 Smart going with the ten gauge. 567 00:21:29,025 --> 00:21:31,196 - It's good for increased... - Maneuverability? 568 00:21:31,227 --> 00:21:32,727 - [CHUCKLES] Yeah. - How did you know that? 569 00:21:32,796 --> 00:21:34,538 Well, I did background work on MASH. 570 00:21:34,564 --> 00:21:36,376 I was Hot Lips' hotter protégée, 571 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,327 but then I died in a submarine accident. 572 00:21:38,869 --> 00:21:41,223 - In a land war? - Yeah, they never take my notes. 573 00:21:41,238 --> 00:21:43,034 [SHELLY] Aw. Friends. 574 00:21:43,141 --> 00:21:44,486 [TINA] Tell me this is gonna work. 575 00:21:44,521 --> 00:21:47,102 Well, assuming phalluses respond exactly like molars, 576 00:21:47,145 --> 00:21:48,336 we're in business. 577 00:21:48,397 --> 00:21:49,813 - [JJ] Hell, no. No, no, no, no! - [DUSTIN] No, absolutely not. 578 00:21:49,814 --> 00:21:51,975 You're not gonna stick that up my dick... you're a dentist! 579 00:21:52,018 --> 00:21:54,231 Wow, wow, wow, not too bad. 580 00:21:54,249 --> 00:21:55,856 - [UGO] Pretty good. - [MAGGIE GIGGLES] 581 00:21:56,056 --> 00:21:57,293 Deal me in. 582 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,147 Oh, thank God you're here. 583 00:21:59,174 --> 00:22:02,329 - I have no idea what I'm doing. - Oh, don't sell yourself short. 584 00:22:06,676 --> 00:22:09,144 I am so glad that we've reconnected. 585 00:22:09,301 --> 00:22:11,076 You know, I had a feeling we would. 586 00:22:11,140 --> 00:22:14,069 If we could get past sophomore year, we can survive anything. 587 00:22:14,077 --> 00:22:15,294 Right? 588 00:22:15,381 --> 00:22:16,920 I mean, we've been friends forever. 589 00:22:16,964 --> 00:22:19,317 - Nothing could ever change that. - [MAGGIE] Mm. 590 00:22:19,349 --> 00:22:22,153 [FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS] 591 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:25,123 ♪ ♪ 592 00:22:25,356 --> 00:22:26,787 Can you believe those men? 593 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,203 It is so desperate to pit us against each other. 594 00:22:29,229 --> 00:22:31,241 [SCOFFS] They're the worst. 595 00:22:31,442 --> 00:22:33,967 I will raise. 596 00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:36,088 It's like you said... they're threatened 597 00:22:36,136 --> 00:22:38,257 when they see two strong women supporting each other. 598 00:22:38,304 --> 00:22:40,462 And if we can't be there for each other, then who will? 599 00:22:40,508 --> 00:22:41,853 Right? 600 00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:43,716 All-in. 601 00:22:45,579 --> 00:22:46,848 Why not? 602 00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:53,181 [JOYCE] Oh. Well... 603 00:22:53,222 --> 00:22:55,246 Sorry. It's just beginner's luck. 604 00:22:55,298 --> 00:22:57,284 - [CHUCKLES] - No, you deserved it. 605 00:22:57,555 --> 00:22:59,593 [GEORGE] Nicely played, Joyce. 606 00:22:59,663 --> 00:23:01,291 I guess you really are all grown-up. 607 00:23:01,365 --> 00:23:03,474 - Excited to be working with you again. - What? 608 00:23:03,535 --> 00:23:05,529 Oh, meet our new owner and publisher. 609 00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:08,102 - We've been acquired. - [DOUG] Welcome to the family. 610 00:23:08,139 --> 00:23:09,641 - [CHUCKLES] - [GEORGE] Yeah. 611 00:23:09,841 --> 00:23:11,251 How wonderful. 612 00:23:11,522 --> 00:23:13,245 It was nice playing with you, Maggie. 613 00:23:16,682 --> 00:23:18,083 - [DOUG] See you. - [GEORGE] Yep. 614 00:23:19,986 --> 00:23:22,676 [BAMBI] Okay. Come on, be my brave boys. 615 00:23:22,722 --> 00:23:25,011 [LENNY] You can have a lolly afterwards, 616 00:23:25,025 --> 00:23:26,971 if that'll make it better... you can choose the flavor. 617 00:23:26,994 --> 00:23:28,651 [JJ SIGHS] This is all Billie Jean's fault. 618 00:23:28,686 --> 00:23:31,013 - She's not even hot. - [SHELLY] How dare you? 619 00:23:31,144 --> 00:23:34,058 You know, you two have a lot of opinions and nothing else. 620 00:23:34,084 --> 00:23:35,457 - But I... - No, no, the only things 621 00:23:35,466 --> 00:23:37,670 I should be hearing from you are, "Ow," 622 00:23:37,731 --> 00:23:39,176 "Sorry for ruining your night," 623 00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:40,969 and, "I should've been nicer to my mom," 624 00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:42,727 because if you spewed this much bullshit 625 00:23:42,745 --> 00:23:43,985 in the half day being here, 626 00:23:43,994 --> 00:23:46,164 18 years must've been a fucking nightmare. 627 00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:48,936 You're not good enough to string Billie Jean's racket... 628 00:23:48,997 --> 00:23:52,173 just two JV morons who jammed their only redeeming quality 629 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,800 into an aluminum tube. 630 00:23:53,925 --> 00:23:56,057 And women are supposed to find you sexy? 631 00:23:56,136 --> 00:23:57,982 [LAUGHS] Please. 632 00:23:58,063 --> 00:24:01,183 The only thing anyone here is feeling is pity. 633 00:24:01,634 --> 00:24:02,688 [JJ GROANS IN RELIEF] 634 00:24:02,802 --> 00:24:04,341 [RACKETS CLATTERING] 635 00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:06,301 - [JJ AND DUSTIN SIGH IN RELIEF] - [TINA CHUCKLES] 636 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,156 [CONNIE] Wow, looks like I missed all the fun. 637 00:24:09,409 --> 00:24:11,857 Tina, moment alone? 638 00:24:12,006 --> 00:24:14,249 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY] 639 00:24:14,415 --> 00:24:17,252 ♪ ♪ 640 00:24:17,585 --> 00:24:19,451 [CLEARS THROAT] Between us, there was, like, 641 00:24:19,488 --> 00:24:22,102 a ten-percent chance it was gonna make them sterile, so... 642 00:24:22,172 --> 00:24:23,527 [TINA] Let me explain what you say. 643 00:24:23,570 --> 00:24:24,961 [CONNIE] I know what I saw. 644 00:24:25,373 --> 00:24:27,735 I just came back to share some good news 645 00:24:27,764 --> 00:24:30,267 from our friends in Las Vegas. 646 00:24:30,455 --> 00:24:33,089 And the last thing you expected was to come back to chaos. 647 00:24:33,170 --> 00:24:34,375 - [CONNIE] Well... - I lost control. 648 00:24:34,436 --> 00:24:37,765 And regained it. We work in media, not Buckingham Palace. 649 00:24:38,631 --> 00:24:41,079 [CHUCKLES] I promise I'm not normally that mean to the models. 650 00:24:41,298 --> 00:24:43,528 - They probably deserved it. - Mm-hmm. 651 00:24:43,555 --> 00:24:45,217 Why don't you make us a cocktail, 652 00:24:45,279 --> 00:24:48,366 and we'll have a little chat about this company's future? 653 00:24:48,593 --> 00:24:50,168 And yours. 654 00:24:51,892 --> 00:24:54,672 - Sounds good to me. - [SHELLY] That was incredible! 655 00:24:54,716 --> 00:24:56,492 - Billie beat him! - It was. Yeah. 656 00:24:56,630 --> 00:24:58,819 Yeah, she can do whatever she wants. 657 00:24:58,867 --> 00:25:02,108 - She's free. I just... - [GRUNTS] Sure bet. 658 00:25:02,196 --> 00:25:05,030 She came straight down, and she showed that Bobby Riggs... 659 00:25:05,065 --> 00:25:06,806 - [LENNY] Whoops, whoops, you all right? - [SHELLY] Yeah. 660 00:25:07,138 --> 00:25:08,428 - [LENNY] Good? - [SHELLY] I'm okay. 661 00:25:08,442 --> 00:25:11,172 - [LENNY] Okay. - [SHELLY] You know she complimented my skort, right? 662 00:25:11,235 --> 00:25:13,005 So Joyce can go off and write a book, 663 00:25:13,026 --> 00:25:14,608 but I glance at a marshmallow, 664 00:25:14,651 --> 00:25:16,770 and I'm history's greatest monster. Hmm. 665 00:25:17,084 --> 00:25:19,743 I don't get it. Are we not enough for you? 666 00:25:19,824 --> 00:25:21,956 [RICHIE SIGHS] No, it's not you. 667 00:25:21,999 --> 00:25:23,662 This whole place has changed. 668 00:25:23,696 --> 00:25:26,313 Doug's bouncing around like some lost boy. 669 00:25:26,374 --> 00:25:28,812 Joyce doesn't listen to me anymore. Tina's all business. 670 00:25:29,502 --> 00:25:31,621 I'm trying to get mine before it's too late. 671 00:25:32,181 --> 00:25:33,745 Well, what about me? 672 00:25:33,815 --> 00:25:35,977 You'll be fine. Everyone loves you. 673 00:25:36,152 --> 00:25:38,145 [SINGER] ♪ Oh, crazy ♪ 674 00:25:38,346 --> 00:25:39,847 [RICHIE SIGHS] 675 00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:41,382 [SINGER] ♪ For thinking ♪ 676 00:25:41,515 --> 00:25:46,188 ♪ That my love could hold you ♪ 677 00:25:46,355 --> 00:25:49,258 ♪ ♪ 678 00:25:51,327 --> 00:25:55,566 ♪ I'm crazy for trying ♪ 679 00:25:55,833 --> 00:25:57,568 [DOUG] Europe is ours. 680 00:25:57,868 --> 00:26:00,838 Minx is going global. [CHUCKLES] 681 00:26:01,118 --> 00:26:02,956 - [BOTH] Cheers. - [DOUG] It's unbelievable. 682 00:26:03,041 --> 00:26:04,434 I'm so impressed. 683 00:26:04,591 --> 00:26:07,014 Shifting gears from seller to buyer, 684 00:26:07,078 --> 00:26:09,027 buying up Gal! just to kill it, 685 00:26:09,081 --> 00:26:11,984 that's a big move, Joycey. 686 00:26:12,284 --> 00:26:14,220 I didn't know you had it in you. 687 00:26:14,344 --> 00:26:16,623 - Neither did I. - [DOUG CHUCKLES] 688 00:26:16,737 --> 00:26:19,626 ♪ ♪ 689 00:26:20,476 --> 00:26:22,147 Is it supposed to... 690 00:26:23,197 --> 00:26:25,698 to feel this, uh... 691 00:26:26,030 --> 00:26:27,836 This what? Good? 692 00:26:28,103 --> 00:26:30,194 Yeah, that's the thrill of it. 693 00:26:30,912 --> 00:26:33,842 And your pal Connie... she's over the fucking moon. 694 00:26:33,859 --> 00:26:37,434 - She loves this shit. - Yeah, she did sound pretty pleased. 695 00:26:37,747 --> 00:26:39,411 Yeah. 696 00:26:40,242 --> 00:26:42,543 I don't know. This doesn't make me evil? 697 00:26:42,884 --> 00:26:44,422 No. 698 00:26:44,655 --> 00:26:46,479 Makes you the queen. 699 00:26:46,803 --> 00:26:50,294 [SINGER] ♪ Crazy... ♪ 700 00:26:50,896 --> 00:26:52,446 [JOYCE] Hit the tables? 701 00:26:52,595 --> 00:26:55,264 - No, we should go home. - Our rooms are comped. 702 00:26:55,268 --> 00:26:57,470 Nothing in Vegas is free. 703 00:26:57,737 --> 00:26:59,559 Let's leave while we're up. 704 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,743 Trust me. Let's leave while we're up. 705 00:27:03,010 --> 00:27:06,647 [SINGER] ♪ I'm crazy for trying ♪ 706 00:27:06,915 --> 00:27:10,452 ♪ Crazy for crying ♪ 707 00:27:10,685 --> 00:27:16,492 ♪ Crazy for loving you ♪ 708 00:27:16,659 --> 00:27:19,595 ♪ ♪ 709 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:26,203 ["GAMBLIN' MAN" PLAYS] 710 00:27:26,369 --> 00:27:28,740 ♪ ♪ 711 00:27:28,890 --> 00:27:31,374 [SINGER] ♪ I am the roving gambler ♪ 712 00:27:31,605 --> 00:27:34,313 ♪ I've gambled all around ♪ 713 00:27:34,391 --> 00:27:37,140 ♪ Wherever I meet with a deck of cards ♪ 714 00:27:37,168 --> 00:27:39,743 ♪ I lay my money down ♪ 715 00:27:40,002 --> 00:27:42,352 ♪ Lay my money down ♪ 716 00:27:42,455 --> 00:27:45,494 ♪ I lay my money down ♪ 717 00:27:46,376 --> 00:27:49,300 ♪ I've gambled down in Washington ♪ 718 00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:51,931 ♪ I've gambled up in Maine ♪ 719 00:27:52,066 --> 00:27:54,815 ♪ I'm on my way to Georgia ♪ 720 00:27:54,870 --> 00:27:57,405 ♪ To gamble my last game ♪ 721 00:27:57,672 --> 00:28:00,309 ♪ Gamble my last game ♪ 722 00:28:00,366 --> 00:28:02,745 ♪ Gamble my last game ♪ 723 00:28:02,912 --> 00:28:04,759 ♪ ♪ 724 00:28:04,822 --> 00:28:09,707 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 725 00:28:09,812 --> 00:28:12,108 ♪ Mother, oh, dear Mother ♪ 726 00:28:12,178 --> 00:28:14,859 ♪ You know I love you well ♪ 727 00:28:14,907 --> 00:28:17,713 ♪ But the love I have for this gambling man ♪ 728 00:28:17,727 --> 00:28:20,030 ♪ No human tongue can tell ♪ 729 00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:22,802 ♪ No human tongue can tell ♪ 730 00:28:22,921 --> 00:28:25,937 ♪ No human tongue can tell ♪ 731 00:28:27,107 --> 00:28:29,342 ♪ Mother, oh, dear Mother ♪ 732 00:28:29,555 --> 00:28:31,977 ♪ I'll tell you if I can ♪ 733 00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:34,649 ♪ If you see me coming back again ♪ 734 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:37,285 ♪ I'll be with this gambling man ♪ 735 00:28:37,451 --> 00:28:40,389 ♪ ♪