1 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:17,226 [Doug] You said you wanted splashy. 2 00:00:17,393 --> 00:00:19,228 - Is this splashy enough? - Well, it's a beginning. 3 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,439 I'm CFO, Chief Fun Officer. 4 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:23,649 And I'm art director, which is an actual title. 5 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:24,859 I have fans now. 6 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,777 Yeah, and they're incredibly wealthy 7 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,279 and they live in castles 8 00:00:28,446 --> 00:00:29,780 and hire me to shoot their playthings. 9 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:31,490 [Doug] We could turn Minx into so much more 10 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:32,575 than just a magazine. 11 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,452 Merchandising, uh, events, 12 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:37,163 international editions, taking this thing global. 13 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:39,290 Something is going on with you. 14 00:00:39,457 --> 00:00:41,375 Whatever this is, I want to figure it out with you. 15 00:00:43,294 --> 00:00:44,795 Please welcome Joyce Prigger. 16 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,881 - Am I a celebrity? - Sure, you're a celebrity. 17 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,674 [Joyce] Doesn't it seem like people are longing 18 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:51,218 for a way to be more open about sexuality 19 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:52,803 without feeling shame? 20 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:55,181 God save the queen of dicks. 21 00:00:55,306 --> 00:00:56,849 [Joyce] And, you know, I don't think it stops there. 22 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:59,310 I-I think this feels like the beginning of something. 23 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:04,565 [Eugene Blacknell's "Get in a Hurry" playing] 24 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:07,359 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:07,485 --> 00:01:09,278 [Eugene] ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪ 26 00:01:11,155 --> 00:01:12,490 [model] Hey. 27 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,366 [Eugene] ♪ I gotta buckle down ♪ 28 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:17,620 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:22,333 ♪ I can't believe ♪ 30 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,628 - ♪ My baby done put me down ♪ - Thank you. 31 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,005 [laughter] 32 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:30,841 [Doug] Sunset Boulevard. You got 90,000 eyes a day. 33 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,468 That is a wonderful idea, Doug. 34 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,011 Truly inspired. 35 00:01:34,178 --> 00:01:35,554 Really? 'Cause yesterday you said 36 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:38,808 that billboards were "a blight on the public commons." 37 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:40,142 Well, you know what, I slept on it, 38 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:41,560 and it's a winner. [laughs] 39 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:43,687 [camera shutter clicks] 40 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:46,649 [Tina] Yes, Bambi. 41 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,192 Um, who are those people 42 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,610 and why do they keep taking our picture? 43 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,570 That's Rolling Stone, and they're here today 44 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:53,030 doing a feature on Bottom Dollar. 45 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:55,074 You really need to read my memos, Bambi. 46 00:01:55,241 --> 00:01:56,700 Oh, I don't read memos on principle. 47 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:58,077 But fun. 48 00:01:58,244 --> 00:01:59,161 Yes, it is. 49 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,497 It's... so much fun. 50 00:02:01,664 --> 00:02:03,624 [Tina] Big day today, big shoot, big issue. 51 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,209 Does anyone know where Richie is? 52 00:02:05,376 --> 00:02:06,710 Art department's still waiting on his approval, 53 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:08,337 and I don't know why he's not here. 54 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:09,547 I'm here. I'm here and I'm ready. 55 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:12,216 [clears throat] Uh, more. 56 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:13,717 Both. Also both. 57 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:15,886 You know my budgets aren't suggestions, right? 58 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:17,304 Just how over are we? 59 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,098 Twenty percent and counting. 60 00:02:19,265 --> 00:02:21,559 Eh, that's a rounding error in my book. 61 00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:24,270 I think we need to support this man's vision. 62 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:25,396 You've earned it. 63 00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:27,606 Thank you, Connie. 64 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:29,650 And in other news, the, uh, comment cards 65 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:33,362 for my new science magazine, uh, Beyond, 66 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:34,530 came out, and they're, uh... 67 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:38,701 ...they're very positive. [laughs] 68 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:40,369 Yeah, so I'll read 'em to you. 69 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:42,329 Somebody said, "Original." 70 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,914 "Mind-blowing." 71 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:45,833 "The biggest development in science 72 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,084 since the Punnett square." 73 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:48,586 I wrote that one. 74 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,588 And how are we looking on the calendars? 75 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:52,840 [Doug] I think we've got some really sexy options. 76 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:55,092 Oh, Joycie, I pulled off the lady quotes. 77 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:58,554 So now it's just thick and juicy slices of beefcake. 78 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:01,682 Yum. 79 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,642 [Eugene] ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪ 80 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:06,770 ♪ ♪ 81 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:08,606 ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪ 82 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,566 What the hell was that? 83 00:03:10,733 --> 00:03:13,277 We've got Rolling Stone posted up, 84 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:16,405 and all of a sudden you decide to respect me? 85 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:18,198 Well, I-I don't-- I don't know what you mean. 86 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:20,034 [camera shutter clicks] 87 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,952 [Doug] Come on, Prigger, please. 88 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:23,787 What are you doing? 89 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:25,623 This is our thing. 90 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:26,957 We fight, we bang heads, 91 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:28,751 but then we come together and we make magic. 92 00:03:28,918 --> 00:03:30,961 It is very Minx-y. 93 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:32,630 When did that become an adjective? 94 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:34,173 I just don't understand why you're trying 95 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:35,799 to bore this reporter out of a story. 96 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:38,969 Do you have any idea who Simon Michaels is? 97 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:41,096 Y-you-you've brought death to our door. 98 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:44,058 Okay, this guy, he writes searing exposés. 99 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:45,392 He uncovers malfeasance. 100 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,227 He topples despots. 101 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,688 Last I checked, you are not a third world dictator, Joyce. 102 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,023 I think we'll be okay. 103 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:52,691 [Joyce] Yeah, well, still, one never knows 104 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,568 what's going to bring 'em down, you know? 105 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,153 Have you read a word about Nixon? 106 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,739 He's the president of the United States. 107 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,950 We publish a dick mag. 108 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,242 Although right now, 109 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,036 I don't know who's more paranoid. 110 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:06,330 In just six months, sales are through the roof. 111 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:08,582 Okay, writers beg to contribute. 112 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,001 We're on top. I mean, come on, why risk that? 113 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:14,713 Because, Joycie, if we get on the cover of Rolling Stone, 114 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,675 it'll launch us to outer fucking space. 115 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,677 No--you mean launch Beyond. 116 00:04:19,802 --> 00:04:20,761 Okay? I'm not an idiot. 117 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:22,680 I'm not risking Minx 118 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:25,391 just so you can give your pet project a boost. 119 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:26,850 So this is about jealousy? 120 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:29,228 Oh, my God, no. I'm very... I'm very happy 121 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:30,771 for you and your new celebrity friend-- 122 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,064 [Doug] My editor, Joyce, 123 00:04:32,231 --> 00:04:33,524 Carl Sagan. 124 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,442 Yeah, that kind of press is a distraction. 125 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,861 And what was that hatchet job you did on my calendar? 126 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,488 There it is. So you were pissed. 127 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,115 Doug, I spent hours curating 128 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,200 this-this treasure trove of feminist witticisms. 129 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:45,035 It pulled focus from the schlongs. 130 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,037 Schlongs without context are just schlongs, okay? 131 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:48,539 It's the quotes that make them Minx-y. 132 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:49,832 God damn it. 133 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:52,001 There it is, kid! There's the pepper! 134 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:53,669 Where was that in the meeting? 135 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,087 [laid-back rock music plays] 136 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:56,046 - [Shelly] Okay. - [Lenny] We gotta go. 137 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:57,840 Hey, and remember Grandma's picking you up 138 00:04:58,007 --> 00:04:59,717 after school for the sleepover today, okay? 139 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,719 And if she pops that second jug of wine, 140 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:03,137 I want you to call. 141 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,347 Well, Tommy has a standing order 142 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:06,890 to water down the Carlo Rossi after 9:00. 143 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,642 Oh, and don't worry about going to the store. 144 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,561 - I have time today. - No way. 145 00:05:10,728 --> 00:05:12,563 You got enough on your plate as hostess. 146 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:13,689 And besides, I want to make sure that you have 147 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:15,482 plenty of energy for later. 148 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,859 Oh, excuse me. 149 00:05:17,026 --> 00:05:18,610 [Lenny] Mm-hmm. 150 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:20,487 [Shelly chuckles] 151 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,239 - [Lenny] Mm. - [Shelly chuckles] 152 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:24,241 I have a test first period. 153 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:26,201 Okay. All right, get out of here. 154 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,037 [Lenny] All right. 155 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:30,414 Well, well, good morning, lovebirds. 156 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:31,999 [laughs] 157 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:34,710 Hey, Harold and I were wondering if you had 158 00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:37,671 a couple spots open at your table for dinner tonight. 159 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,631 You guys throw the best parties. 160 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,091 Right, Harold? [laughs] 161 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:42,926 Driving the bus today, Lenny? 162 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,803 Must be in the doghouse. 163 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,013 [Lenny] Nope, just, uh, 164 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,431 enjoy spending time with my children. 165 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:48,891 [Shelly chuckles] 166 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,476 I'm so sorry-- even with the leaf, 167 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:51,643 we can only fit eight. 168 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,103 Maybe next time? 169 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,146 Okay. 170 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,107 [engine turns over] 171 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:58,776 You had one line, Harold. 172 00:05:58,942 --> 00:05:59,985 One. 173 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,279 [singer] ♪ Talk about your yo-yo ♪ 174 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:03,781 [Bambi] And this is where Richie sits. 175 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:04,948 He used to be in the studio, 176 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,617 but then Life magazine called him 177 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:08,869 "America's Picasso of the Pecker." 178 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,789 So, I gave him a work station and two assistants. 179 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,457 And over here is Tina. 180 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:15,292 She got to choose her own carpet. 181 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,336 She went with the short pile 'cause she's classy. 182 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:19,129 Is that you right there? 183 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:20,297 [Bambi] Yeah. 184 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:22,549 That was from before my CFO days. 185 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:23,801 [Simon] You went from nude model 186 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,052 to Chief Financial Officer? 187 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:26,720 Chief Fun Officer. 188 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,514 Yours sounds made-up. [laughs] 189 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:30,265 Also, I'm still centerfold coordinating, 190 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,850 which is a real job. 191 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,977 But I'm looking for my next gig here. 192 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:36,146 Just waiting for the stars to align. 193 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:37,981 Speaking of stars, 194 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,399 who do we have here? 195 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,693 Astrologer, cosmetologist, 196 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:44,863 and Beyond magazine's editor emeritus, 197 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,782 Mr. Carl Sagan. 198 00:06:46,949 --> 00:06:47,908 Hello. 199 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,368 I'm almost none of those things. 200 00:06:49,535 --> 00:06:50,744 Okay, bye, guys. 201 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,454 Bye, Annie. 202 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:54,123 Do you know where I could find Joyce Prigger? 203 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:58,585 [indistinct chatter] 204 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:05,509 You one of those people who can only write 205 00:07:05,676 --> 00:07:06,969 in the midst of chaos? 206 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,137 [typewriter dings] 207 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,472 Here you go. 208 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:11,640 This should have everything you need. 209 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:16,061 Yeah, I-I think I missed something. 210 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:18,105 Oh, I wrote out my answers in advance. 211 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:19,523 [Simon] Right, but I didn't submit any questions. 212 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:20,983 I've done dozens of interviews, 213 00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:23,527 and 95% of the questions are exactly the same. 214 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:28,574 Um, I'm so sorry. What was your name again? 215 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,200 Annie Leibovitz. 216 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:31,869 Right, okay, um, Ms. Leibovitz, 217 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,203 could you please not take my picture? 218 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,038 It's her job. 219 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,165 [Joyce] Well, I'm trying to do mine. 220 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:39,042 And you have caught me on a very busy day. 221 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,711 -"Where do you get your ideas?" - [Joyce] Mm-hmm. 222 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:42,671 "How do you find your models? 223 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:44,464 What does your boyfriend think about your job?" 224 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,925 On that last one, I push back firmly but gently. 225 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:49,052 [Simon] I would never ask that question. 226 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:50,387 Well, you'd be the first. 227 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:51,972 Then why don't you let me be? 228 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,266 Talk to me about your book. That's a big advance. 229 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:55,434 Wh-what are you spending it on? 230 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:57,311 Uh, T-bills and a new condo. 231 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,730 Page three, halfway down. 232 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:00,898 And if you'll excuse me, 233 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,232 it looks like I'm needed in a meeting. 234 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:03,567 [jaunty music plays] 235 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:04,526 I'm getting a bounce. 236 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:05,903 That's dead skin. 237 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:08,071 Son of a bitch. 238 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:09,364 Pumice. 239 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,409 ♪ ♪ 240 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:14,578 Hey, Turtleneck, pumice stone. 241 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:18,749 Technically not a stone. 242 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:20,918 It's a mineral slurry. 243 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,045 [Doug] There's my handsome genius. 244 00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:24,213 Hey, you want something to drink? 245 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:25,422 A Fanta? You wanna get high? 246 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:27,132 Richie's got some great grass. 247 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:28,926 Forty-five minute drive to Syracuse, 248 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,220 two connecting flights in coach, 249 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:32,804 all for an interview that doesn't seem to be happening. 250 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:34,681 Oh, it's happening. It is happening. 251 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,516 Believe me, believe me. When I told this reporter 252 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:37,935 you were here, he flipped his lid. 253 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,269 Betrayed none of that excitement 254 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:40,395 - in our brief encounter. - Oh, he's just nervous. 255 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,439 He is beyond excited. 256 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:44,524 [laughing] Beyond. 257 00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:46,276 Okay. I would like to get high. 258 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:47,444 Okay, good. 259 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,488 [country blues music plays] 260 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:51,281 [PA grunting] 261 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:54,451 ♪ ♪ 262 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:57,162 Why are there so many tumbleweeds? 263 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:59,164 I asked you earlier. You said more. 264 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:00,624 I meant metaphorically. 265 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:03,335 This is supposed to be a lone tumbleweed. 266 00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:06,171 Well, you're not gonna like that. 267 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:07,297 - [Richie] Oh, my God. - [Bambi] Babes... 268 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,841 Wait, wait. Can someone kill the fan? 269 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,551 - What? - [Bambi] The models are upset. 270 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:13,679 [Richie] Good. The concept is Dudes in Distress. 271 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,389 No, they're model upset. 272 00:09:16,932 --> 00:09:19,101 The only way I can transform into character 273 00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:21,061 is to know who tied me up. 274 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,229 What's my moment before? 275 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:23,522 Plus, my cock's gonna look smaller 276 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:24,856 if I'm further away. 277 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,525 Even though we all know it's not. 278 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:28,819 Okay, everyone take five. 279 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:31,071 And can someone give the talent some umbrellas, please? 280 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,656 [Bambi] Robert, Charlie. 281 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:36,994 [Joyce] I hear we're having model drama. 282 00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:39,538 Brando over here is requesting special makeup. 283 00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:42,374 He's convinced his character would be uncircumcised. 284 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,501 Well, he's not wrong from a historical perspective. 285 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,670 But, uh, that's not the problem here, right? 286 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:47,921 The setup is not working. 287 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,464 I know. Something's missing. 288 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,383 - I just don't know what it is. - It's not tumbleweeds. 289 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,051 Okay, I thought the "lone" was implied. 290 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,178 Right, yes. 291 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:58,932 How about this? 292 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,642 You move on to your secondary setups, 293 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,144 and then by the time we're ready for our centerfold, 294 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,688 I will have a fix. 295 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:05,689 Okay. 296 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:07,232 [laid-back rock music plays] 297 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,818 You know, I'm not one to comment on creative, 298 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:11,903 but this all seems a bit-- 299 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,155 Off. Yes, I know. 300 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,531 - We're handling it. - Yeah. 301 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:16,992 I just don't want to lose sight of our audience. 302 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:20,370 I mean, Minx is a very successful women's magazine. 303 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,664 And this, two men together, 304 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,042 I feel like this puts a target on our back. 305 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,585 A target? 306 00:10:26,752 --> 00:10:28,462 Well, there's a whisper campaign 307 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:31,631 that a good number of our readers are homosexuals. 308 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,300 Oh. Right, yeah. 309 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,635 But, I don't know, isn't it better if our work 310 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,804 is interesting to all kinds of different people? 311 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,849 I mean, in an ideal world, but we have advertisers 312 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:44,061 that are paying specifically to reach women. 313 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,480 Let's not give them a reason to question that. 314 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,106 I will take care of it. 315 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,441 I have complete confidence in you. 316 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,443 [Joyce chuckles] 317 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,403 Doug wanted me to tell you he solved the problem 318 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:54,738 with the glow-in-the-dark mugs. 319 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,782 He doesn't need you. 320 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:57,908 The what? 321 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:01,078 Why am I just hearing about glow-in-the-dark mugs now? 322 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:02,579 And who drinks coffee in the dark? 323 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:03,955 No one, because it doesn't work. 324 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,248 Consider it dead. Here, go ahead with your day. 325 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:06,249 - What? - No, no, you're having a really 326 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,584 - busy day. - What are you doing? 327 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:08,585 - You just go do your thing. - Is that Carl Sa-- 328 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,087 - [Doug] No, no, no, no. - Doug! 329 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:11,630 Simon, can I talk to you for a second? 330 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,590 Come on in. Carl, hit the lights, please. 331 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:15,133 - I should probably-- - [Doug] I agree. 332 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:16,593 [Carl] Black holes, 333 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:19,471 infinitely dense, 334 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,516 but exponentially fascinating. 335 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,267 Oh, sweet Jesus. 336 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,436 [Joyce huffs] 337 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,271 - Where's Simon? - He's in there with Doug. 338 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:29,940 I just got used as reporter bait. 339 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,108 You need to talk to him. 340 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,567 Oh, God, you too? 341 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,152 I have enough on my plate without Jann Wenner 342 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,612 calling me complaining. 343 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:36,863 We agreed to let Rolling Stone do 344 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,615 a feature about Bottom Dollar. 345 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,617 You've got to give them an angle. 346 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:43,078 The point of view of the woman at the center of it all. 347 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:46,123 You're right. 348 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:48,417 Point of view is everything. 349 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:49,543 Yeah, right, okay. 350 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,169 Um, I'll talk to Simon, 351 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:54,005 but in return, I'm gonna need some horses. 352 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:55,382 How many horses? 353 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:56,550 - Four. - [Tina] One. 354 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,009 - Three? - One. 355 00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,970 Fine, one, but no Clydesdales. 356 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,847 They're too cloppy. 357 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,014 I was gonna give you two. 358 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:04,266 - Is it too late to-- - Yes. 359 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,478 Hello. [chuckles] 360 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,981 [twangy country music plays] 361 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:13,692 [Bambi] Richie. 362 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:15,444 You need to take better care of yourself. 363 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:16,570 Here. 364 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,238 OJ and speed. 365 00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:21,658 I had an interesting chat 366 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,202 with one of our cowboys earlier. 367 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,203 Which one? 368 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,497 The one you slept with. 369 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:28,540 More specific? 370 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,125 Richie. 371 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:32,377 [laughs] At the same time? 372 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,171 When all the doors finally open up for you, 373 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,505 it's kind of hard not to go through them. 374 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:36,673 Been there. 375 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:37,883 When Elvis pulled me 376 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,301 out of that audience in seventh grade, 377 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,344 it was the start of a fun few years. 378 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:43,889 Then I cleaned up my act, and look at him now. 379 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,765 Slurring his words in a sequined cape 380 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,350 on a sad Vegas stage. 381 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:48,518 I don't want that for you. 382 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,437 I know. 383 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,230 But we get invited 384 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,816 to all these amazing events every single night, 385 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,736 and I can't believe I get to be a part of it. 386 00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:59,196 Linda Ronstadt is having 387 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,072 a private listening party tonight. 388 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,532 How can I skip that? 389 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,202 Linda's having a moment, and so are you. 390 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,579 But Linda is still putting out music, 391 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,373 and you can't get your butt through one photo shoot. 392 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,751 You know you need to lay low every once in a while. 393 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,085 Rein it in, buddy. 394 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,504 [horse whinnies] 395 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,759 I had nothing to do with that. 396 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:23,595 [pop rock music playing over stereo] 397 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,515 ♪ ♪ 398 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,114 [Richie] That's right. 399 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,074 And when you look at them, 400 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,617 more powerful, please. 401 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:46,785 More anguish. 402 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:48,245 [horse whinnies] 403 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,248 [quirky rock music plays] 404 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,624 ♪ ♪ 405 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,709 You squared the circle. 406 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,086 Well done. 407 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,096 It was missing a point of view. 408 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,265 Needed a way in for the audience. 409 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:10,725 She speaks. 410 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:11,893 Please, don't stop. 411 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,853 Maybe she's there to rescue them. 412 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,606 Maybe she's there to torment them. 413 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,109 All we know is that she has the power. 414 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:21,319 What'd you have to do to get a horse here in 30 minutes? 415 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,321 Talk to you. 416 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,407 - [door clicks shut] - [Simon] Uh-huh. 417 00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:26,575 - All right. - Not what I thought of 418 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,285 when you said supply closet. 419 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,453 Work here long enough, this becomes Wite-Out and staplers. 420 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,788 - [chuckles] - You know, you've been doing 421 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,623 an inelegant job of avoiding me. 422 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:34,958 I wasn't trying to hide it. 423 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,209 I'd think you'd be a little less squeamish 424 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,627 for all the press you've done. 425 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,170 Those were puff pieces, okay? 426 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,506 We both know that a shrewd journalist, 427 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:44,342 someone who, I don't know, say, interviewed Idi Amin, 428 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,928 can take any little detail about a powerful woman, 429 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,805 and then use it against her. 430 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:51,141 Okay, you know, I-I raise my voice, 431 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:52,976 "Abusive Bitch Claws Her Way to the Top." 432 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:55,186 I wear my heels too high, 433 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,105 "Conniving Slut Sleeps Her Way to the Middle." 434 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,356 Look, I get it. 435 00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,816 We all want to control the narrative. 436 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,693 But you're leaving me to fill in the blanks. 437 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,112 Mm-hmm, and what is it that you think you see? 438 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:05,655 - Honestly? - [Joyce] Mm-hmm. 439 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,282 A woman gripping the wheel so tight 440 00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:08,742 her fingers are about to snap off. 441 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,494 So what, 442 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,830 "Skittish Control Freak Refuses to Have Fun"? 443 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,999 Nah, Joyce, listen. I-I didn't come here 444 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,251 to write about Bottom Dollar or Minx. 445 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,919 I came here to write about you. 446 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,713 Because I think we're in the middle of a revolution, 447 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,173 and I thought you were at the center of it. 448 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,634 But you're just watching from the sidelines. 449 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,052 Okay, come on. We're journalists. 450 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:28,511 Observing is our job. 451 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,013 Yeah, and sometimes we can chase a story 452 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,640 only to realize there's nothing there. 453 00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:36,186 Uh, I... 454 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,687 okay. 455 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,190 [rock music plays] 456 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,691 I'm so glad you finally 457 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,068 sat down with our friend, Simon. 458 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,195 I'm sure it went swimmingly. 459 00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,197 Yes, very, very well. 460 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,074 Well, I know you were hesitant to do the interview, 461 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,284 but you did it because you understand 462 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,870 the value of visibility. 463 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:56,164 I was always more comfortable in the shadows. 464 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:57,749 It's safer there. 465 00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:00,377 Well, the world does love to watch a strong woman fall. 466 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:04,047 Which is why it's so important that they watch you succeed. 467 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,340 Mm? 468 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,217 I'm proud of you for taking that risk. 469 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,885 I can't wait to read it. 470 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,888 ♪ ♪ 471 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:17,644 [Bambi] Hey. 472 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,604 I just had an interesting conversation 473 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,064 with one of our Rolling Stone friends. 474 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,607 [sighs] Which one? 475 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,943 The one you were rude to. 476 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,069 More specific. 477 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,445 [Bambi] Joyce. 478 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:28,571 At the same time? 479 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:29,781 What? 480 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:32,367 No, it--I... 481 00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:34,661 look, when the world is knocking at your door, 482 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,747 it's very hard not to put up a wall... with spikes. 483 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,083 Okay, listen, I get it. 484 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,502 Okay? You're having a moment. 485 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,920 But there's more to this job 486 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,797 than just putting out a magazine. 487 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,133 You're like the front woman of a band, 488 00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:49,968 if bands had front women. 489 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,219 - [chuckles] - [Bambi] You need to take 490 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:52,470 a night every once in a while 491 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,806 and just have a little fun, okay? 492 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,141 I know you're that person too. 493 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,518 Am I, though? Am I fun? 494 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,770 For a successful person with a big job, 495 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,022 I'd say that you're... pretty fun. 496 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,193 You know, we do get invited to a lot of cool stuff. 497 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,946 Now's your chance to show Simon that you're not just spikes. 498 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:12,031 It was touch and go at the start, 499 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,659 a-and then ol' Carl, he really turned on the charm. 500 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:17,662 Tins, by the end, it was like Simon was almost in tears. 501 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,664 A hostage situation with a happy ending. 502 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,291 [Doug] Yeah, but that's not even the best part. 503 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,376 Carl was so happy that he called his buddies 504 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,379 over at NASA, a-and guess what? 505 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,630 Beyond is going to be 506 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,717 the official magazine of Skylab. 507 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,636 Look at you publishing the first magazine in space. 508 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:34,888 I'm gonna go to Houston tomorrow, 509 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,014 and I'm gonna seal the deal, 510 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,182 and I want you to come with me. 511 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:38,558 I want to turn it into 512 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,685 a Doug and Tina romantic weekend. 513 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,562 Houston in July? Sounds sweaty. 514 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,147 [laughs] Think of this. 515 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:47,942 The air-conditioned suite. The pool. 516 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,319 And if you play your cards right, 517 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,197 I'll take you on a day trip to Galveston. 518 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,531 All right, I'll come... 519 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,325 if you finish the Minx calendars. 520 00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:58,077 Bottom Dollar is going interstellar, Tins. 521 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,579 The calendars can wait. 522 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,539 They're literally the most time-sensitive product. 523 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,750 You are killing me with these calendars. 524 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,753 I don't care about the merch. I care about the magazines. 525 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,963 And I know they call me Mug Renetti behind my back 526 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,840 like I'm some sort of flea market peddler. 527 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,926 It hurts my feelings. 528 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,178 We all have parts of our jobs we don't like. 529 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:16,596 - Yeah. - [Tina] Like reminding you 530 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,348 to do your work, 531 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,058 which is the job of a secretary, 532 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,476 if you kept one for longer than a week. 533 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,686 I would if one of 'em was half as good as you, 534 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,188 believe me, but I can't find a good one. 535 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,148 Hey, um, Doug, quick question. 536 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,858 I hope it's not about merchandise. 537 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,693 Um, it's about the fires in the parking lot. 538 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:33,404 - What? - Yeah, loose hay, smokers. 539 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,323 Do you make a Minx ashtray? 540 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,077 Glass or ceramic? 541 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,204 [indistinct chatter] 542 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:44,040 [glass clinking] 543 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,546 We're all friends here. 544 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,674 Some might say the closest of friends. 545 00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:55,218 So I have to ask, 546 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:59,639 which one of you had sex with my husband in our house? 547 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,103 No, I mean last month. 548 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,982 Mm-hmm. Okay. 549 00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:11,359 What did we say about loose-fitting jewelry, hmm? 550 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:14,487 Come on, guys, French clasps and studs only. 551 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,739 We still have a toddler who will put anything in her mouth. 552 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:17,949 Sounds like Henrietta. 553 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:21,077 [laughter] 554 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:22,537 [Henrietta] Sorry, Shelly. 555 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,080 Oh, I mean Mistress Bella. 556 00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:25,999 I'll forgive it this time. 557 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,333 [clears throat] 558 00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:33,756 Tonight, Bella LaRouche has chosen a theme. 559 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:36,092 Sadie Hawkins. 560 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:39,429 Ladies choose their partners. 561 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,059 Eeny... 562 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,562 meeny... 563 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,439 miny... 564 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:52,275 miny... 565 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:53,902 mine. 566 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,157 Ugh, stop pouring that swill immediately. 567 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:04,454 A gift from Charles de Gaulle to me, 568 00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,372 and now from me to you. 569 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,791 I'll save my "Jacques Daniels" for another day. 570 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,380 You know, I think you liked me more when I was here less. 571 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,090 I feel that way about everyone. 572 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,675 [Constance] Mm. 573 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,303 If I overstepped this morning, 574 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,930 I apologize. 575 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:23,890 On the bright side, you're the proud owner 576 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:27,185 of 263 lightly used tumbleweeds. 577 00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:31,397 You know, you're the only one that Joyce and Doug listen to. 578 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:35,109 And if powerful people listen only to you, 579 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,904 that means you're the one with all the power. 580 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,405 It only works if no one notices. 581 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,324 Hmm. Well, how about you let me in 582 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,993 on a few more secrets? 583 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,329 I've been looking into Minx's revenue projection 584 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,831 for the next 24 months. 585 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,959 What are your comps? 586 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,335 Nothing. 587 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:53,586 Nothing? 588 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,088 [Tina] I had to create my own. 589 00:20:56,673 --> 00:21:01,052 These are sales for every BDP title. 590 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,845 Kung Fu Cuties. 591 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,056 Feet! Feet! Feet! 592 00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:06,683 Yank My Doodle. 593 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,518 Oh, vulgar and patriotic. 594 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,520 All high floor, low ceiling. 595 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:14,065 Dependable, but marginal profit. 596 00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:16,693 Minx is different. 597 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:19,570 If there's a ceiling, I don't know where it is. 598 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:22,657 That's the first time I've seen you smile all day. 599 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:25,451 Huge margins have that effect on me. 600 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,120 We're gonna get along just fine. 601 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,247 [both chuckle] 602 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:32,041 [rock music plays] 603 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,501 ♪ ♪ 604 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,795 I haven't spent enough time in the desert. 605 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,047 You are making a compelling case. 606 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,674 You gotta come next time. 607 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,467 There's always room on the bus. 608 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,470 - [musician] We're on soon. - Okay. [laughs] 609 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:45,596 How do you two know each other? 610 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,181 Oh, come on. How can you live in LA 611 00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:49,350 and not know Jackson Browne? 612 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,560 Sure, sure. 613 00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:52,395 That was Glenn Frey. 614 00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:55,565 Of the Eagles. 615 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,942 Joyce, I'm a reporter for Rolling Stone. 616 00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,736 I know every person in this place. 617 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,070 Okay, if you're trying to prove something, 618 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,780 you picked the wrong place to do it. 619 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,866 Joyce Prigger, as I live and breathe. 620 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,076 Well, hello, Linda Ronstadt. 621 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,078 - Richie sends his regard. - [Linda] Mwah. 622 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,789 You and Simon Michaels. 623 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,249 Don't tell this man anything. 624 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,626 [laughs] Don't worry, she hasn't. 625 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:18,588 We've been having a raging debate on the pay gap in music. 626 00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:20,423 Sonny and Cher are in a bad place. 627 00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,091 We need your help. 628 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,052 - I got you, babe. - [Linda] Okay. 629 00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:25,845 [Joyce] You get it? You get that? 630 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,847 I'm so glad we finally got you out to one of these things. 631 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,974 Me too, Linda. 632 00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:32,769 And as the black hole pulls your body apart, 633 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:37,648 galaxies form and explode before you over the span 634 00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:42,153 of tens of thousands of years. 635 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,489 [psychedelic music plays] 636 00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:47,533 Well, that is the fifth time I've heard that today, 637 00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,786 and, uh... 638 00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:52,246 I still don't get it. [laughs] 639 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,332 [Constance] Oh, you're so much more fun to get high with 640 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:56,876 than that drip, Arthur Miller. 641 00:22:59,003 --> 00:22:59,962 [timer ringing] 642 00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,547 Oh, that's my cue. 643 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,424 Burbank airport awaits. 644 00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,968 [Doug] Well, guess who's flying first class? 645 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:08,387 She sprung for it, all three legs. 646 00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:09,388 That's nice. 647 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:11,307 Fly safe, my dear. 648 00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:16,437 [Doug] Huh? Huh? 649 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,564 He is a treasure. 650 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,566 He's ours too. We've got him. 651 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:21,609 - [chuckles] - [Constance] Mm-hmm. 652 00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:24,112 If you like that, I got another magazine idea 653 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,530 that's gonna knock your socks off. 654 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,199 - Okay. - It's about the working rich. 655 00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:29,951 I wanna call it Jetset. 656 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,869 That's very niche. 657 00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:33,621 No, I say targeted. 658 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:36,916 I think it's time that we start streamlining operations, 659 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,709 cut loose some of the underperformers. 660 00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:40,002 Yeah, I agree. 661 00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:44,507 What, uh... which ones are you thinking? 662 00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:46,092 - Kung Fu Cuties. - Kung Fu Cuties. 663 00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:49,345 And Feet! Feet! Feet! 664 00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:50,763 - Really? - [Constance] Yeah. 665 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:54,559 Well, that one stings, I'm gonna be honest. 666 00:23:54,684 --> 00:23:56,978 This one's gonna sting the most, then. 667 00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:59,605 I've decided to not move forward with Beyond. 668 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:04,652 - [chuckles] - Yeah. 669 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:05,695 You're kidding me. 670 00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:07,029 No. 671 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:09,615 But you just sent Carl first class. 672 00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:14,203 You just sent Carl first class. 673 00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:16,873 The ceiling for science is just not high, 674 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,876 and it's a misuse of our most valuable resource. 675 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,085 Which would be what? 676 00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:22,837 You. 677 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:26,382 Your merchandise has made more money for this company 678 00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:29,677 in the last six months than anything in its entire history. 679 00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:31,762 I could just do so much more, I promise you. 680 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:34,265 No, but I need you to come up with more ideas, 681 00:24:34,432 --> 00:24:36,767 your big Renetti ideas, 682 00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:39,562 for Minx. 683 00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:41,230 - All right? - Yeah, okay. 684 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,065 Carl Sagan is not the only genius 685 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:45,610 that I got high with tonight. 686 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:48,279 You know, they're calling you Mug Renetti around the office. 687 00:24:48,446 --> 00:24:49,947 You're goddamn right, they are. 688 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:54,577 [both chuckle] 689 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:03,377 I could never date a civilian. 690 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:05,296 But I really shouldn't date musicians either. 691 00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:07,548 So you have to find someone that's close enough 692 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:08,549 to what you do that they get it... 693 00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:10,426 - [Joyce] Mm-hmm. - [Linda] But far enough away 694 00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:13,221 that they're cool riding in the passenger seat. 695 00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:14,931 So I could date a musician. 696 00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:16,557 Only if you want herpes. 697 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:17,683 - Oh, my God. - [both giggle] 698 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:18,684 [person] Linda, you're on, babe. 699 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,436 - That's me. - Okay. 700 00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:23,940 [sighs] 701 00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:28,277 Oh, hi. Me? Um... 702 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:31,239 [rock music plays] 703 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:32,823 ♪ ♪ 704 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:34,116 Yes. [laughs] 705 00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:37,453 [sniffs] Oh, fuck. 706 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:38,913 [clears throat] That's like night coffee. 707 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,122 [Linda] All right. 708 00:25:40,248 --> 00:25:41,791 I am gonna play a few songs 709 00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:42,959 off the new album tonight. 710 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,460 But I thought first, 711 00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:46,504 we could warm things up with a little jam. 712 00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:48,714 So, Graham, get up here. 713 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:51,133 Uh, JD, where is my baby? 714 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,636 And--oh, Judee Sill, I know you're mad at me, 715 00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:55,638 but I need you on guitar. 716 00:25:55,805 --> 00:25:57,390 And I need a volunteer for shakers. 717 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,766 Me! 718 00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:00,518 - Get up here, Joyce Prigger. - Okay. 719 00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:02,311 - [Linda] Are you guys ready? - [drum beating] 720 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,272 First chair French horn. [laughs] 721 00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:10,861 ♪ I've been cheated ♪ 722 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:14,282 ♪ Been mistreated ♪ 723 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:19,453 ♪ When will I be loved? ♪ 724 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,830 [Shelly] Don't finish yet. 725 00:26:20,997 --> 00:26:23,207 Hold it. Hold it. 726 00:26:23,374 --> 00:26:25,835 Wallace. Look at me. 727 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,670 Not in the eyes. 728 00:26:27,837 --> 00:26:30,339 I said look away, you little shit. 729 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,008 [Bambi] Hey, Doug. 730 00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:33,384 Um, I took some initiative 731 00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:34,927 and finished the Minx calendars for you. 732 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,762 Oh, that's unexpected, Bambs. 733 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:39,515 It's pretty complicated work 734 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,350 to do all that stuff, but, uh... 735 00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:46,689 - You did this? - Yeah. 736 00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:48,232 - [Doug] It's great. - Thank you. 737 00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:49,734 You kept the pictures big, 738 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:52,570 and you even got Joyce's boring quotes in there, Bambs. 739 00:26:52,737 --> 00:26:54,697 Yeah, well, the image is the real draw, 740 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:56,574 so I put the quotes in complimentary colors 741 00:26:56,741 --> 00:26:58,075 so they fade into the background. 742 00:26:58,242 --> 00:27:00,244 It's excellent. 743 00:27:00,411 --> 00:27:01,871 I would like you to consider it 744 00:27:02,038 --> 00:27:04,457 my application to be your secretary. 745 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:07,251 If I'm gonna be Bottom Dollar CFO for real someday, 746 00:27:07,418 --> 00:27:09,503 I need to apprentice with the smartest man I know. 747 00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:11,047 And that's you. 748 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:13,466 And Colonel Tom Parker, but he's busy. 749 00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:16,177 Think about it. 750 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:19,430 [sighs] 751 00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:21,849 [Lenny huffs] 752 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,976 I'm really giving it to her in there. 753 00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:26,228 Hey, Wallace is crying... 754 00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:27,980 - in a good way. - [laughs] 755 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:31,484 [Linda] ♪ When I find a new man ♪ 756 00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:34,779 ♪ That I want for mine ♪ 757 00:27:34,904 --> 00:27:38,240 ♪ He always breaks My heart in two ♪ 758 00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:43,287 ♪ It happens every time ♪ 759 00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:47,917 ♪ Oh, I've been cheated ♪ 760 00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:51,045 ♪ Been mistreated... ♪ 761 00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:54,298 Great party tonight, hon. 762 00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:55,508 [Shelly] Mm. 763 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:56,967 Don't stay up too late. 764 00:27:57,093 --> 00:27:59,929 Len, I was, um, 765 00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:02,264 thinking about going back to Minx. 766 00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:04,767 Oh. It's about time. 767 00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:08,771 [Linda] ♪ Tell me, when will I ♪ 768 00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:11,774 ♪ Be ♪ 769 00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:17,780 ♪ Loved? ♪ 770 00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:18,989 You know, you looked dangerously close 771 00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:20,408 to having a good time tonight. 772 00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:23,786 [scoffs] Yeah, I think that was the cocaine. 773 00:28:23,953 --> 00:28:25,121 [chuckles] 774 00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:31,919 Hey, I'm sorry for torturing you today. 775 00:28:32,086 --> 00:28:33,671 I've actually been tortured. 776 00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:34,713 Today was fun. 777 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,465 I met Carl Sagan. 778 00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:38,634 [Joyce laughs] 779 00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:40,136 It's just... 780 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,515 Look, a lot of the people that you've profiled 781 00:28:44,682 --> 00:28:46,934 have then taken a fall. 782 00:28:47,101 --> 00:28:49,895 You mean the ones with death camps. 783 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,814 Yeah, and others. [scoffs] 784 00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:53,858 I see. 785 00:28:57,987 --> 00:28:59,947 I've gotten everything I've ever wanted, 786 00:29:00,114 --> 00:29:04,076 and it's happened so fast, and... 787 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,454 And now you're thinking, what if you just got lucky? 788 00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:12,168 Like, what if I screw it up? 789 00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:14,753 And then it's just all just gone again. 790 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,047 [sighs] What then? 791 00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:19,592 I mean, it's possible. 792 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,552 [Joyce scoffs] 793 00:29:21,719 --> 00:29:24,180 But I have been testing another theory. 794 00:29:24,305 --> 00:29:25,347 Yeah? 795 00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:26,932 Watching you, 796 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,767 reading your magazines, 797 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,437 talking to just about everyone who knows you... 798 00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:36,484 ...have you ever considered that maybe 799 00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:38,694 you are exactly where you belong? 800 00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:42,573 It's okay to like it. 801 00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:50,873 [Mick Ronson's "Only After Dark" playing] 802 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,543 [Mick] ♪ I feel my spirit fly ♪ 803 00:29:56,337 --> 00:29:57,796 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 804 00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:04,136 [vocalizing] 805 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:07,932 ♪ I kiss the world goodbye ♪ 806 00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:11,185 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 807 00:30:13,187 --> 00:30:17,316 [vocalizing] 808 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:21,070 ♪ Nights With the city lights ♪ 809 00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:24,490 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 810 00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:30,621 [vocalizing] 811 00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:34,333 ♪ Run like the wonder way ♪ 812 00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:38,754 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 813 00:30:38,921 --> 00:30:43,759 [vocalizing] 814 00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:49,139 ♪ Won't you disappear ♪ 815 00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:51,225 ♪ Into midnight with me? ♪ 816 00:30:51,392 --> 00:30:52,935 ♪ Why don't you come? ♪ 817 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:54,436 ♪ Why won't you come? ♪ 818 00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:56,897 ♪ Why won't you fly Fly, fly? ♪ 819 00:30:57,064 --> 00:31:01,902 ♪ Sweet elusive fate ♪ 820 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:05,447 ♪ Will be our company ♪ 821 00:31:05,614 --> 00:31:08,450 ♪ ♪