1 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:21,063 Who are those people, 2 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:22,189 and why do they keep taking our picture? 3 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,150 That's Rolling Stone, and they're here today 4 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:26,235 doing a feature on Bottom Dollar. 5 00:00:26,402 --> 00:00:28,154 I didn't come here to write about Bottom Dollar or Minx. 6 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,989 I came here to write about you. 7 00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:32,742 There's a whisper campaign that a good number of our readers 8 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:35,202 - are homosexuals. - [Joyce] Isn't it better 9 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,996 if our work is interesting to all kinds of people? 10 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:38,789 We have advertisers that are paying 11 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,666 specifically to reach women. 12 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:44,211 Tonight, ladies choose their partners. 13 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,839 Len, I was, um, thinking about going back to Minx. 14 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:49,133 Oh. It's about time. 15 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:50,676 I would like you to consider it 16 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:52,636 my application to be your secretary. 17 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:56,849 But I need you to come up with more ideas for Minx. 18 00:00:57,016 --> 00:00:58,809 [Joyce] I've gotten everything I've ever wanted, 19 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:01,604 and it's happened so fast. 20 00:01:01,771 --> 00:01:03,189 [Simon] Have you ever considered that maybe 21 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:05,065 you are exactly where you belong? 22 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,653 [Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood's "Sand" playing] 23 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:13,991 [Lee] ♪ Young woman Share your fire with me ♪ 24 00:01:14,158 --> 00:01:17,119 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:18,996 ♪ My heart is cold ♪ 26 00:01:19,163 --> 00:01:21,999 ♪ My soul is free ♪ 27 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:25,044 ♪ ♪ 28 00:01:25,211 --> 00:01:29,548 ♪ I am a stranger In your land ♪ 29 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:34,178 ♪ A wandering man Call me sand ♪ 30 00:01:34,345 --> 00:01:36,889 ♪ ♪ 31 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:41,560 [Nancy] ♪ Oh sir My fire is very small ♪ 32 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:44,522 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:47,483 ♪ It will not warm thy heart ♪ 34 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:48,651 ♪ At all ♪ 35 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:49,693 [Joyce] Ow! 36 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,779 ♪ ♪ 37 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:54,657 I could've sworn I set my wake-up call for noon. 38 00:01:54,824 --> 00:01:56,867 - Oh. - [Joyce sighs] 39 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:59,036 I can send up the concierge if you would prefer. 40 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:01,705 You do know that I have a thing for a man with a comb-over. 41 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,499 - Did I tell you this? - [laughs] 42 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:05,626 Come here. 43 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,127 I am very late. 44 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:08,754 I have back-to-back meetings. 45 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:09,880 You're not gonna look very professional 46 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:11,090 without your knickers on, are you? 47 00:02:11,257 --> 00:02:13,259 [laughs] 48 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:14,301 Just saying. Do you want these back? 49 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,761 [both laughing] 50 00:02:16,846 --> 00:02:18,305 Mm... 51 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:22,268 [Graham sighs] 52 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:24,603 We're shooting the album cover today. 53 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:26,856 I could use your eye. 54 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,983 If you want to add another shoot to my schedule, 55 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,069 then I am going to require payment in advance. 56 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:34,738 Oh. Well, that can be arranged. 57 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:35,865 - All right. - Yeah. 58 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,032 You got five minutes. 59 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:38,617 - Five minutes? - Mm-hmm. 60 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:39,702 Yeah, but what if I want to, you know... 61 00:02:39,869 --> 00:02:41,120 [whispering indistinctly] 62 00:02:41,287 --> 00:02:42,872 Okay, 25. 63 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:44,373 [both laughing] 64 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:47,251 [upbeat music plays] 65 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:50,212 ♪ ♪ 66 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:56,010 [singer] ♪ If I was a boat On a river ♪ 67 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,637 ♪ ♪ 68 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:00,973 ♪ I guess I'd know Right where I was ♪ 69 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:01,974 ♪ ♪ 70 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:03,517 Jogging! 71 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:04,852 [singer] ♪ Well, you won't see me ♪ 72 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:08,731 ♪ Floating by facedown ♪ 73 00:03:08,898 --> 00:03:12,318 ♪ You just float and then You know you're feeling fine ♪ 74 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:13,986 [chuckling] That's three days this week. 75 00:03:14,153 --> 00:03:15,696 [Doug] 43 minutes. It's my personal best. 76 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:16,989 I'm telling you, 77 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:18,157 you gotta try this jogging thing. 78 00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:20,492 You really do. This is the... 79 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:21,493 well, it's the healthiest I've ever felt 80 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:22,453 in my whole life. 81 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:23,621 Hey, boss. 82 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:24,788 I covered your office windows 83 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,123 so no one can sneak a peek of... 84 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:28,334 [whispering] ...Secret Project X. 85 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,835 [normally] Sorry, Rita. It's a secret. 86 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:31,879 We know. 87 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:33,380 - Doug? - Mm? 88 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,215 As your probationary secretary, 89 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:36,842 can I ask you a question about Secret Project X? 90 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:38,218 You can ask me anything. 91 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,304 Um, does it have to be a secret? 92 00:03:40,471 --> 00:03:41,680 I mean, wouldn't it be more fun 93 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:43,933 if people knew what they were excited about? 94 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,768 Well, it's about, you know, keeping people guessing, 95 00:03:45,935 --> 00:03:47,061 so that's kind of the idea. 96 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,896 Oh, but... 97 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:50,356 they're not. 98 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:53,692 Well, maybe not out loud, Bambs, but... 99 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:55,778 but inside, they are. 100 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:57,237 I mean, look at them. 101 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,698 They've got an itch inside their brains, 102 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:02,159 and they don't know how to scratch it. 103 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:04,954 ♪ ♪ 104 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,081 But none of these people matter anyhow, right? 105 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,208 We've got an audience of one, 106 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:11,543 and when Connie sees what we are cooking up, 107 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:12,878 we're gonna be writing our own ticket. 108 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:14,421 And then I'll officially be your gal Friday? 109 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,714 Absolutely--we pull this off, 110 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:16,966 you're gonna get a raise and benefits. 111 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,884 [squeals] Yes! 112 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:21,470 Oh, but can I still do my own dental? 113 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:22,554 Yeah, whatever you want. 114 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:26,141 [funky music plays] 115 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:27,893 [Shelly] I can't believe it's real! 116 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,728 [Richie] It just needs Bella's signature. 117 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:32,773 And also, you need to trim about 100 words 118 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:33,899 'cause I don't want to mess with the design. 119 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:34,942 Oh. 120 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:36,235 Maybe lose the bit 121 00:04:36,402 --> 00:04:37,820 about Bella finding the earring? 122 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:39,530 What? It's the soul of the piece. 123 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:40,781 Ugh, you really are a writer. 124 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:41,907 Yeah! 125 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:43,450 [both laughing] 126 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,411 Oh, it feels great to be back. 127 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:46,495 I have missed this place. 128 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:48,539 Aw. Well, we missed you too. 129 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:49,873 A lot of people here care about you, 130 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,460 and you sort of disappeared on us. 131 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,046 Well, I--I needed to figure some stuff out, you know? 132 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:58,924 - Mm. Like Bella? - [Shelly sighs] 133 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:01,218 And her escapades seem to have brought some stability. 134 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:03,929 And adventure. 135 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:06,390 Yeah, Bella's been around the block now. 136 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:08,392 Those San Marino blocks are long and leafy. 137 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:10,227 - You don't know the half of it. - [both laughing] 138 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:12,104 But Bella started her journey 139 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:14,148 through some other neighborhoods too. 140 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:18,444 Ones with more experimental architecture. 141 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,195 Think she's tempted to revisit those? 142 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:23,907 Well, Bella is in a--a better place 143 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:26,618 with her husband, Gian-Paul, 144 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:30,080 and uh, Bella needs to focus on her work 145 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,498 while at work 146 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:34,251 and nothing else. 147 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:35,419 Do you get what I'm saying? I'm not good at this. 148 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:36,962 No, I get it. 149 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:38,881 [singer] ♪ But I woke up this morning ♪ 150 00:05:39,048 --> 00:05:40,340 ♪ With that taste In my mouth ♪ 151 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,676 - Oh, what's going on here? - Oh, nothing. 152 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,011 Just finishing up some stuff for tonight. 153 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,930 Oh, right. Your secret special something. 154 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:47,806 - What time is it again? - Uh-- 155 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,349 Doors open at 8:00. 156 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,769 [chuckling] Don't worry if you can't make it. 157 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,270 You work hard, you play hard. 158 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,772 You deserve a quiet night in. 159 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:55,939 No, I can spare 90 minutes. 160 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,066 [Bambi] That's just an estimate. 161 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:58,067 I didn't factor in applause breaks. 162 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:00,069 Okay, you mind heading in and finishing up? 163 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,612 Yeah. But all good, Prigger. 164 00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:02,946 I mean, Connie's coming tonight, 165 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,114 and those are really the only eyes I need, 166 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:05,157 so honestly, don't worry about it. 167 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:06,158 - Uh-uh. - Okay. 168 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:07,159 Okay. 169 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:11,288 - Hey! - Oh, hi! Mwah! 170 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:14,625 - Oh, both cheeks! That's new. - [laughter] 171 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:15,626 Maybe I'll use that for Bella. 172 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:16,668 - Oh, you should! - Yeah. 173 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:17,586 Listen, um, I'm just popping in. 174 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:19,379 I'm gonna drop these off, 175 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:20,380 and then I'm gonna go meet Constance in Beverly Hills. 176 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:21,840 Oh, excuse me. 177 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:23,050 - Field trip with the boss? - [Joyce] Mm-hmm. 178 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:24,510 Somebody's making an impression. 179 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:25,511 I think she just wants to give me notes 180 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:26,386 on the August issue 181 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,639 in her, you know, natural habitat. 182 00:06:28,806 --> 00:06:30,516 But anyway, it's so good that you're back. 183 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:31,683 Oh, well, it feels great. 184 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,102 Everything got so shiny. 185 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:34,645 - I know. - Right? [laughs] 186 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:36,438 Oh, did you look at those revisions? 187 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:37,981 No, not yet, but I will. 188 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,525 I'm just--you know, I'm swamped. 189 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,110 There's just-- there's so much going on here, 190 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,112 and--and I-- I'm trying to write my book, 191 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:44,530 and I have the--the renovations on the new condo-- 192 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:45,989 And? 193 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,324 Plus crashing at the Margaux, yes, 194 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:48,659 so I'm just getting no sleep. 195 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:50,244 Now, is that the hotel's fault 196 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,787 or your rock star boyfriend? 197 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:54,039 He's not my boyfriend. He is just-- 198 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:56,416 The famous musician you're shacking up with. 199 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,085 I cannot believe this is my life 200 00:06:58,252 --> 00:06:59,920 and not some story that I'm writing in my head. 201 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,381 It's wild! It's almost as wild as Bella. 202 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:03,799 Where do you come up with that stuff? 203 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:05,050 Oh, well, actually-- 204 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,385 Does my hair look okay, by the way? 205 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:07,344 I did not have time to wash it this morning 206 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:08,887 because I was having sex. 207 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:11,265 - [laughter] - [Shelly] Yes, yes. 208 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,018 It looks perfect. [clears throat] 209 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:18,063 [Joyce] I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. 210 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:19,690 Okay, I hope you can uh, read my notes. 211 00:07:19,857 --> 00:07:21,817 They got a little bit smudged. 212 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:23,652 Whiskey and, uh... 213 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:26,405 ...mint chip. 214 00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:27,531 What a Wednesday. 215 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:28,740 Well, I learned from the best. 216 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:32,035 Yes, you did. Okay, I call it... 217 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:34,997 ...Good Clean Fun. 218 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:36,456 Oh, your dream shoot. 219 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:39,251 Okay, I am ready. Tell me everything. 220 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,670 A bathhouse, West Hollywood. 221 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:43,172 More men that we know what to do with. 222 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,382 A bathhouse? Very sexy. 223 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:46,592 Okay, what's the angle? 224 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:47,593 [Richie] Okay. 225 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,553 Communal bathing. 226 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,639 Men lounging, reading, playing board games. 227 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,433 It's an exploration of the male form 228 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,143 without artifice, out in the wild. 229 00:07:58,562 --> 00:07:59,438 Huh. [chuckles] 230 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:04,026 Do you think it might be too, um... 231 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,487 ...straightforward for Minx? 232 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:08,739 It's real. 233 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:09,781 You know, actual male desire. 234 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,450 Totally. 235 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:12,743 Yeah. 236 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:14,953 It's, uh, it's-- it's very, um... 237 00:08:18,624 --> 00:08:20,918 Maybe I can, um, think on it. Okay. 238 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:22,920 Richie's been waiting weeks to pitch this to you. 239 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,338 We've already rescheduled twice. 240 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,714 - We have to pull the trigger. - Yeah. 241 00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:28,300 I just--I don't see how, um, 242 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:30,886 this slots into a women's magazine. 243 00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:33,138 What if, you know, it's not in a bathhouse? 244 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:34,640 What if it's the same, 245 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,058 but just, you know, somewhere else? 246 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:37,309 Then it would be different. 247 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:38,393 I think that we should put a pin in it 248 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,603 and we should think about 249 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:42,397 something more aspirational, okay? 250 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:43,774 Our centerfolds are the ultimate fantasy. 251 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,734 For our female readers. 252 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:49,029 [Tina] Sounds like you have a very clear vision. 253 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,322 Any fixes? 254 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:51,615 Uh... 255 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:55,577 ...what about backstage? 256 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,162 A-a stolen moment 257 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:58,121 with a rock star in his dressing room? 258 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:00,040 Wow. Lightning strikes. 259 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:00,916 How'd you come up with that one? 260 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:04,670 I guess I'll go find us a rock star. 261 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,592 Didn't your mama ever teach you how to turn someone down? 262 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:11,718 My mother? No. 263 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:12,678 My mother... 264 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,763 [laughs] 265 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,390 My mother wasn't around for that kind of stuff. 266 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,267 Not something you want to talk about? 267 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:19,601 No, not really. 268 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,311 Well, my mama is a serious bitch, 269 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:22,729 and she taught me that 270 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,564 if you don't like something, you just say no. 271 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,692 - Who says I didn't like it? - [Tina] You, in 40 ways. 272 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,694 Body language, tone of voice, even the way 273 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:29,778 you keep scratching the back of your head. 274 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:30,821 Okay, I feel observed. 275 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:32,281 You think it's nicer, 276 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:33,949 but it only makes everything worse. 277 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:36,118 Just be direct. 278 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:38,161 By the way, I've looked over your work expenses. 279 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,329 [Joyce] Mm-hmm? 280 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,331 14 valet stubs from the Margaux. 281 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,499 I'm living out of a suitcase. 282 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:43,625 I--I--I need a place to work. 283 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,002 You have an office. 284 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,503 I'm not accepting these. 285 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:47,379 - Yeah, but I'm staying-- - [Tina] No. 286 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,257 See how easy that was? 287 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:51,258 [energetic rock music plays] 288 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:52,509 Not a problem. 289 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:53,969 [Shelly] Bella quivered 290 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:56,096 as Gian-Paul shivered. 291 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,682 Ooh, that's good. [chuckles] 292 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:00,392 - [Doug] Shel. - Hi, Doug. 293 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:01,518 Can I talk to you? 294 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,771 That Bella LaRouche stuff is sexy stuff. 295 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,148 It really is. 296 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:07,232 I didn't expect it from a Prigger. 297 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,234 Oh, well, I've always had a wild imagination. 298 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:10,819 Imagination--she's married to an orthodontist 299 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:12,195 from La Cañada. 300 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,780 It's actually San Marino, so... 301 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,824 Either way, I need a little bit of that sexiness 302 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:17,034 on my special project. 303 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,869 My copy could use a spark. 304 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,787 Well, my spark doesn't come cheap. 305 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,414 How's a hundred bucks and a peek on the inside? 306 00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:23,457 I'm in. 307 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,919 Shellfish! 308 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,087 You're gonna be working pretty closely 309 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,464 - with Bambs on this one. - You know what? 310 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,299 I'm on a deadline, actually, so I should just-- 311 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:35,010 Oh, come on. It's an afternoon, and that's-- 312 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,137 [chuckling] Well, that's really all the time we've got. 313 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,847 So I'm gonna lock you two girls in this room, 314 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:40,640 and please make some magic. 315 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,601 [Bambi] Magic's on hold. We have a huge problem. 316 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,978 The archdiocese said we can't use their venue anymore. 317 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,772 Oh, no. I guess it's all falling apart. 318 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,106 - I'll just get back to-- - No, no. 319 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,399 Just a little speed bump. It's a hiccup. 320 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:50,150 Everything's gonna be just fine. 321 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,318 I'm so sorry. 322 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,319 You give me one thing to do, 323 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:53,236 and I already screwed it up. 324 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,613 Oh, Bambi, it's fine. 325 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:55,947 I'll have a new venue by lunch. 326 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:57,282 But here's what I need you girls to do: 327 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,159 just stay in this room and grind it out 328 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,619 until you make something great together, okay? 329 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:01,828 Please. 330 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:06,124 [indistinct chatter] 331 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,876 [phone ringing] 332 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,419 [light music plays] 333 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,297 [singer singing in French] 334 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:14,007 ♪ ♪ 335 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,592 [person] Sorry, appointment only. 336 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:16,802 [Constance] She has one. 337 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:19,429 ♪ ♪ 338 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,057 - This is Betty, the designer. - Hi. 339 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:24,017 My latest discovery. 340 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:28,355 An all-female staff confronting the sartorial ennui 341 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,023 of the working women's wardrobe. 342 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,067 Right. Uh... 343 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,860 okay, well, while I agree 344 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,696 that professional women do need more clothing options, 345 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:40,700 I wonder if uh, fashion coverage is beyond the scope of-- 346 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,578 [Constance] No, we're not here for the magazine. 347 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:46,915 We're actually here for you. 348 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:47,916 I'll grab the second rack. 349 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,584 A little wardrobe rethink. 350 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,920 Multiple racks? [chuckles] 351 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:53,839 Didn't realize my wardrobe was so stale. 352 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,674 Oh, you have beautiful style. You do. 353 00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:59,219 It just needs to catch up to the woman that you've become 354 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,805 and the magazine that you've elevated so beautifully. 355 00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,640 [chuckling] Okay. That's very kind. 356 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,559 Thank you, Constance, but it's-- 357 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,935 I actually put a lot of thought into what I wear. 358 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,396 [softly] Right. 359 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:13,525 Navy suits and pussy bows, they got you here, 360 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,902 but you do not need to dress like a man 361 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,529 to earn the respect of one. 362 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:18,738 Mm-mm. 363 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,740 Not anymore. 364 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,410 Surely, there is something here that catches your eye. 365 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,413 ♪ ♪ 366 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,248 Huh. 367 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:31,668 [Constance] What a figure! 368 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,253 See, I had a feeling. 369 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,713 Y--yeah. 370 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,591 It feels like a bit of a departure. 371 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,633 [chuckles] 372 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,886 No one at your level 373 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:44,055 is claiming sexuality and intelligence 374 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,765 with equal confidence. 375 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:50,061 We can be powerful and feminine. 376 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:53,773 Give our girls something to aspire to. 377 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,109 See, I had to make this all up as I went along. 378 00:12:56,276 --> 00:13:00,197 And boy, do I have the scars to prove it. 379 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:03,450 Let me ease your path a little. 380 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,204 I have loved having you to look to. 381 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,164 It's not something I'm used to. 382 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:10,749 And I have really enjoyed 383 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,710 having a smart younger woman to fuss over. 384 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,130 No one is gonna force you to do something 385 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,298 that you don't want to do. 386 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,259 Ah. 387 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:24,804 Why don't you wear this out, see how you feel? 388 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,724 If you don't like it, we'll scrap the whole thing. 389 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:30,769 ♪ ♪ 390 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,103 [Richie] You know what? 391 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,314 I think we might have room after all. 392 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,316 Bring back one of those chunky books for her to read. 393 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:41,321 Hmm. I call it Backstage Ass. 394 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,324 ♪ ♪ 395 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,121 She's not dumb. This can't be in the magazine. 396 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,414 Honey, lift up your chin a little bit. 397 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,708 Less bored, more judgmental. 398 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,545 You don't care how hard he worked on that song. 399 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,171 You're at 90% fuck you. 400 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,131 You need to bring this thing down to about ten. 401 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,466 [Richie] Only 90? 402 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,301 Hey, Danny, fly in that typewriter. 403 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,928 She wants everyone to know how busy she is. 404 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,846 Oh, um, typewriting costs extra. 405 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,224 - [Tina] Richie? - Excuse me. 406 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,184 What? 407 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,727 We both know I should be shooting Bathhouse right now. 408 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:15,772 She's the boss, remember? 409 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,440 Joyce and I used to have a dialogue. 410 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,859 Now it feels like a lecture. 411 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,362 - I understand your frustration. - [Richie sighs softly] 412 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,198 If you can't do this concept, just scrap the shoot. 413 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,075 We'll go with a retrospective. 414 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:28,326 - [Richie gasps] - Easy. 415 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,203 The magazine isn't even a year old. 416 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,913 That's creative bankruptcy. 417 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,583 Telling your boss to go screw herself is career suicide. 418 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,376 Don't sweat it. 419 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,628 I already pulled some goofy, behind-the-scenes shots. 420 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,047 - We can just-- - Stop hurting me. 421 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,841 [softly] Okay. 422 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,051 I'll figure it out. 423 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,054 [upbeat funky music plays] 424 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,307 - [laughter] - [bell dings] 425 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:51,641 [laughing] What? 426 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,226 No, I swear. 427 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,020 I thought I was done, but she kept squealing, 428 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,063 so I shoved both my hands back inside 429 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,231 and pulled out another piglet. 430 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,733 Oh, my God. 431 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,152 The things that happen to you on the 405. 432 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,195 Oh, I have missed these stories. 433 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,239 Oh, my God, and look how fast the work went. 434 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,407 Is there anything else? Are we-- 435 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,492 - No, I think that's it. - Okay. 436 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:10,785 Should we have sex now? 437 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,538 Oh, n--no. Uh, but--no. 438 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:16,249 I--um, I-- I can't do that again. 439 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,043 I just thought with you coming back here, just-- 440 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,711 Yeah, well, I'm-- 441 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:23,214 Bambi, I'm back, but we need to be friends. 442 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:24,716 No more... you know. 443 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,926 - Orgasms. - Yes, that. 444 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,429 Or any associated behaviors. 445 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,889 That's okay. 446 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,223 I love friends. 447 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:33,350 Friends are the family you choose, 448 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,352 and you don't have sex with family. 449 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:36,936 Unless it's your stepsibling. 450 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,022 And even then, you have to keep it a secret 451 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:40,440 because of his political career. 452 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:42,734 I just want you to be happy. 453 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,819 Oh, I am. I'm very happy. 454 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:45,904 Good. 455 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,447 So am I. 456 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,200 [Andwella's "She Taught Me To Love" playing] 457 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,285 - [camera shutter clicking] - [person] Beautiful, beautiful. 458 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,704 Yeah, you've got a lot of girls out there 459 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,206 that'll wanna see this. 460 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,458 That's nice. That's great. 461 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,043 That's excellent. 462 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,212 David, shoot more toward the camera. 463 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,048 [camera shutter clicking] 464 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:08,551 Hey, Graham. Eyes over here. 465 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:13,264 [singer] ♪ She taught me to run ♪ 466 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,432 ♪ ♪ 467 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,643 My day opened up. 468 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,019 [Graham sighs] 469 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,229 Let's get you in the shot. 470 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:20,647 Hey, Andy, let's get her in the shot. 471 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:21,606 She already is. 472 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:22,941 We're on the clock, hon'. Budge up. 473 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,401 Oh, yeah. Totally get it. 474 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,236 Yes, um, where do you want me to-- 475 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,154 Um, yeah, you should go over there. 476 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,533 Back there in the gazebo, cabana thing. 477 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:32,492 [clears throat] 478 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,911 ♪ ♪ 479 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,830 - Hi, I'm-- - Joyce Prigger. 480 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,039 - [Joyce] Yeah, that's me. - Fun. 481 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:38,957 You writing a story? 482 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,750 Uh, yeah. 483 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,252 Yeah, I could be if there's, you know, one to tell. 484 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:43,378 You want any nuggets included? 485 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:44,796 Just make it clear 486 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,090 Carrie and Neil are very happy together. 487 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,092 - [Joyce] Mm-hmm. - Groupies are always circling. 488 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,260 Move quick if you want a drink. 489 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,470 They devour everything. 490 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,472 [Sable] Well, you're just in time 491 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,099 'cause we're all out. 492 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,101 - There you go. - Mm, thank you. 493 00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:01,646 - [Bebe] Love your dress. - Thank you. [chuckles] 494 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,815 Um, so... 495 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,567 We're with Graham. 496 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,318 He wanted our eyes on this. 497 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,737 Did he? 498 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:09,988 And how do you know Graham? 499 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,489 I was at this party 500 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:12,907 and got invited onstage to play the shakers. 501 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,367 You don't say? 502 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,161 He told her that she had the best rhythm 503 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,204 - of any girl he'd ever met. - [Bebe] Stop. 504 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,330 [Veronique] Joyce, my minx, 505 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:20,248 you want something from the kitchen? 506 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:21,291 We're putting in an order. 507 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,834 - Um-- - [Sable] Oh, my God. 508 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,377 - You're the Minx lady? - [Joyce] Mm-hmm. 509 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,754 Oh, my God! 510 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,422 My mom loves your magazine. 511 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,382 Your mom? That is great. 512 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,842 That's so--that's so great. 513 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,428 We have a lot of older, um, readers. 514 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:34,304 How old is your mom? 515 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,764 32 next week. 516 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,182 And you're dating Graham? 517 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:40,560 Uh, would definitely not say dating. 518 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,354 [Sable] So what about you? 519 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:44,522 I mean, what is Joyce Prigger doing 520 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,399 in the fun time cabana? 521 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,155 You know, that is a great question. 522 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:56,159 [singer singing indistinctly] 523 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,828 [Baby's "Life's What You Make It" playing] 524 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:01,790 ♪ ♪ 525 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,633 [singer] ♪ Listen to the music ♪ 526 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,717 ♪ Listen to the music ♪ 527 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:13,927 - [Rita] Hey. - Hi. 528 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,178 VIPs this way. 529 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:18,056 [Dance's "Clean Is Good" playing] 530 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:19,891 [singer] ♪ Listen to the groove, yeah ♪ 531 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,643 ♪ ♪ 532 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:22,769 [Tina] Ooh, Joyce! 533 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,479 Looking good. 534 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,565 Tina! Oh, I am touched. 535 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:28,358 Don't make me regret the compliment. 536 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:29,526 [Joyce] Oh. 537 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,027 - Isn't she stunning? - Mm-hmm. 538 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,862 - [Joyce laughs] - How do you feel? 539 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,197 ♪ ♪ 540 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,032 Like myself. 541 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,243 You were right. You were right. 542 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:39,369 Thank you for the push. 543 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,162 Aw, that's my girl. [chuckles] 544 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,956 All right, a toast. 545 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,291 Doug even got me my favorite. Drambuie. 546 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,544 Oh, thank you. 547 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,088 [all] Cheers. 548 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,130 What do you think this is? 549 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,132 - [Constance] Mm. - [chimes play] 550 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,010 [Doug] Ladies and gentleladies, the show is about to begin... 551 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,804 [Joyce] That is strong. 552 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,430 [Doug] ...and so please take your seats 553 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:00,723 and clear your minds, 554 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,643 because the journey starts now. 555 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,983 And that's why I deserve a raise. 556 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,734 [male voice] Quit yer yappin'! 557 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,571 Hike up that skirt and show me those legs. 558 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:15,697 [male voice 2] Where's my dinner? 559 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,574 You promised me ham! 560 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,576 [male voice 3] If God wanted your opinion, 561 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:20,869 he would've made you a man. 562 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,121 Et tu, padre? 563 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,748 Oh! 564 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,877 It's so hard being a woman in 1973. 565 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:32,046 If only there was a way to make a change. 566 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,256 [clears throat softly] 567 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,176 [clears throat loudly] 568 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,012 I said, if only there was a way 569 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,471 to make a change! 570 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,098 [harp music playing] 571 00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,100 [scoffs] A dirty lamp? 572 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,102 A woman's job is never done. 573 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,272 - [air hissing] - [harp music playing] 574 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,649 [gasps] A magic genie? 575 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:54,986 [giggles] 576 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,989 I'm here to grant you three wishes. 577 00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,575 Hmm, wow. 578 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:04,662 I guess my first wish would be to find a man who gets it. 579 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,205 [genie] Your wish is my command... 580 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,708 at Club Minx! 581 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,793 [rowdy rock music playing] 582 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,587 [Doug] That's right, ladies! 583 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,673 Welcome to the club where you come first and often! 584 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,008 [singer] ♪ When you gonna wake up ♪ 585 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,552 [Doug] Don't worry about dinner tonight, 586 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,847 because what Maurice has cooking is piping hot! 587 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,807 ♪ ♪ 588 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,685 [cheers and applause] 589 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,146 ♪ ♪ 590 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:33,399 [cheers and applause] 591 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,234 Don't get your panties in a bunch. 592 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,695 Ivan's here to take 'em off... 593 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,739 - [cheers and applause] - ...and iron them. 594 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,908 [singer] ♪ Hollywood high ♪ 595 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,952 [laughing] 596 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:48,122 ♪ Hollywood high ♪ 597 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,040 - [laughter] - Oh... 598 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,250 ♪ ♪ 599 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,045 [Doug] Are you feeling underappreciated, ladies? 600 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:57,465 Well maybe tonight Nestor can help, 601 00:20:57,632 --> 00:21:01,344 'cause he's gonna take really good care of your children. 602 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,887 [cheers and applause] 603 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:05,974 And last but definitely not least, ladies, 604 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,601 remember you're not alone in this revolution. 605 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,603 Oh, no! 606 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:14,983 Because my guy Xavier isn't afraid to fight... 607 00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,818 for your rights! 608 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:18,736 [cheers and applause] 609 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,739 ♪ ♪ 610 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,785 [Mantis' "Hollywood Eyes" playing" 611 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,870 ♪ ♪ 612 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:32,000 [singer] ♪ They say in Hollywood the garden grows ♪ 613 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:35,294 ♪ They say in Hollywood That everyone knows ♪ 614 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,130 ♪ Oh ♪ 615 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,424 ♪ ♪ 616 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,426 [cheers and applause] 617 00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:43,428 ♪ ♪ 618 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:46,222 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! 619 00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,433 That's how you start a show, boys! 620 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:49,976 Sexy, sexy! Keep fluffing, keep fluffing! 621 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,686 Doug, last looks on Maurice. 622 00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:54,605 [indistinct chatter] 623 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,068 Let's just see. 624 00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:00,903 Stick this in there. Don't be shy. 625 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:02,488 - For real? - It's not a judgment. 626 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,033 It's stagecraft, Mo. Just do what I'm asking. 627 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,705 [Bambi] All the letters I can write 628 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,415 are not as fair as this. 629 00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:14,208 Syllables of velvet, 630 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,586 depths of ruby, undrained. 631 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,338 [funky percussive music plays] 632 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:22,258 ♪ ♪ 633 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,149 And a bathhouse was too much? 634 00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:40,568 ♪ ♪ 635 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:42,612 - Where's Joyce? - Depends. 636 00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:45,615 Where'd you land on the shoot? 637 00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:48,284 Deadline's a deadline. 638 00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:51,037 ♪ ♪ 639 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:54,040 Now, am I supposed to find the baby attractive? 640 00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:55,500 Because I do. 641 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:58,878 But is that the intention of the piece? 642 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,130 Probably best to not think about it too hard. 643 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,715 Hey, Xavier. Come here for a sec, would ya? 644 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:03,925 Anything you need, Mr. Doug. 645 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:04,842 Okay, you see that woman over there? 646 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,344 Mm. 647 00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:07,428 [Doug] See the one I'm pointing at? 648 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,180 [Xavier] Mm-hmm. Yeah. 649 00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:11,140 You got something special in you, man. 650 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:12,683 - Know what I mean? - Mm. 651 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:13,851 You've been working your whole life for it. 652 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,186 Well, now's the moment. 653 00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:17,647 I want you to go make that woman feel alive 654 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,732 the way only the X-man can. 655 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,859 [both chuckling] 656 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,277 You know, my name actually isn't Xavier. 657 00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:24,570 - Yeah, I get it, I get it. - Okay. 658 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:25,530 But that's what I'm gonna need from you, okay? 659 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:26,948 Okay. 660 00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,407 No, no, no, no, no. 661 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:29,784 Sexy baby's on stage. Just give him a second. 662 00:23:29,951 --> 00:23:32,495 You have one final wish. 663 00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:34,914 Use it wisely. 664 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:38,292 - I wish women ruled the world. - [cheers and applause] 665 00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:39,710 [harp music playing] 666 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:41,379 As the next President of the United States, 667 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:43,631 do you promise to protect life, liberty, 668 00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:45,508 and the pursuit of... 669 00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:46,759 - sexiness? - [audience exclaiming] 670 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,220 I do, America. 671 00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:52,014 [T-Rex's "20th Century Boy" playing] 672 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,641 ♪ ♪ 673 00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:55,059 [cheers and applause] 674 00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:58,062 ♪ ♪ 675 00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:09,699 [singer] ♪ Friends say it's fine ♪ 676 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:11,367 ♪ Friends say it's good ♪ 677 00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:12,869 ♪ Everybody says ♪ 678 00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:16,247 ♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪ 679 00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:18,416 ♪ ♪ 680 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:22,170 ♪ I move like a cat Charge like a ram ♪ 681 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:26,549 ♪ Sting like a bee, babe I wanna be your man ♪ 682 00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:29,510 ♪ ♪ 683 00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:34,056 ♪ Well, it's plain to see ♪ 684 00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:35,683 ♪ You were meant for me ♪ 685 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,476 ♪ Yeah, I'm your boy ♪ 686 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,604 ♪ Your 20th Century toy ♪ 687 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:42,565 ♪ ♪ 688 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:50,239 ♪ Friends say it's fine Friends say it's good ♪ 689 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:51,908 ♪ Everybody says ♪ 690 00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:56,704 ♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪ 691 00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,331 ♪ ♪ 692 00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,790 [all] M-I-N-X! 693 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:01,709 M-I-N-X! 694 00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:04,003 - What club is this? - [all] Club Minx! 695 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,922 Yeah! So good! 696 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,673 So sexy, guys! 697 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,176 That was excellent. Really good, really good. 698 00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:12,136 Hey, tip these guys out, okay? Give 'em some real money. 699 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:13,387 I'm so proud of you guys! 700 00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:16,432 Block off '73 and '74! 701 00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:19,143 We got a fucking hit! I love you guys so much. 702 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:20,311 Hey! 703 00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:22,355 [laughs] 704 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:26,108 You said you wanted a big idea, I gave you gravity, huh? 705 00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:27,568 I haven't been this entertained 706 00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:29,570 since Nat King Cole sung at my wedding. 707 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:30,905 Oh, I knew it! 708 00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:32,490 But this is just the start! 709 00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:34,492 I want to start with medium-size markets, 710 00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:36,702 two troupes, East Coast, West Coast. 711 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,913 - really just-- - Joyce has some concerns. 712 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,539 [Doug] Oh, yeah. I saw you. 713 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:43,292 You seemed to be very concerned with my pal Xavier. 714 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:45,211 The show was really fun. 715 00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:47,338 It was acrobatic, 716 00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:50,341 and the men had impressive physiques. 717 00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:52,176 Oh, these boys have rock-hard bodies. 718 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:55,179 It takes real dedication, and they got it. 719 00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:56,931 - I saw you liking it. - [Joyce laughs] 720 00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:58,432 You throw a great party. 721 00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:00,184 [Doug] Oh, thank you. 722 00:26:00,351 --> 00:26:02,603 But I don't want to be the host of it. 723 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,690 It just--it wasn't Minx. 724 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:08,651 Well, what are you talking about, right? 725 00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:10,528 Minx is so much more than a magazine now. 726 00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:12,571 We can be whatever the fuck we want, right? 727 00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:15,283 No one at our level 728 00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:18,202 is claiming sexuality and intelligence 729 00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:19,912 with equal confidence, 730 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:23,833 and this was one of those things, but it just-- 731 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,836 I don't see a world where it ever becomes both. 732 00:26:29,714 --> 00:26:33,718 You said you wanted to be wowed, right? 733 00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:35,845 Well, were you fucking wowed tonight? 734 00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:38,472 Yes, and as much as I enjoyed myself, 735 00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:39,974 I have to defer to Joyce. 736 00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:42,476 That was our deal. 737 00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:45,187 But Joyce, you look at that. 738 00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:49,233 Sexual liberation on display. 739 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,360 Doug, the answer is no. 740 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:52,611 I'm sorry. 741 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,661 [singer] ♪ And she treats me ♪ 742 00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:02,371 ♪ Like I don't care ♪ 743 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,665 I can barely hear the "fuck you." 744 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,709 - [Richie] Joyce loved them. - Of course she did. 745 00:27:06,876 --> 00:27:08,586 - These are amazing. - [Richie] Mm. 746 00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:11,255 Bathhouse would've been better. 747 00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:13,049 You weren't really gonna do a retrospective, were you? 748 00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:14,967 No. Even I know that's a bad idea. 749 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:17,470 Hmm. 750 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:18,763 You know, you're really good 751 00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:20,681 at this whole managing people thing. 752 00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:22,183 [Tina] It's my job. 753 00:27:22,350 --> 00:27:23,225 But I'm not sure I like it when you do it to me. 754 00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:24,852 Sometimes you're the job. 755 00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:28,397 But you're worth it. 756 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,024 Look what you can do. 757 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,445 You think anyone else knows how good we are? 758 00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:37,448 ♪ ♪ 759 00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:39,909 Not a chance. 760 00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:42,411 [singer] ♪ To have and to hold ♪ 761 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,288 ♪ To say in my soul ♪ 762 00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:45,790 [Shelly] Chin up, okay? 763 00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:47,541 No one can take away what you did out there. 764 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:50,628 [sighs] 765 00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:51,879 Oh... 766 00:27:52,046 --> 00:27:53,381 Hey, I know it hurts. 767 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:54,673 I mean, I only worked on it a day, 768 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:55,966 and I'm very disappointed. 769 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,885 I can't imagine how you're feeling. 770 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,097 When you dream something up 771 00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:03,432 and someone just takes it away... 772 00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:05,559 I don't think I have it in me. 773 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,186 Business is so mean. 774 00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:08,854 It is mean, 775 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,689 but you just need a good night's sleep, you know? 776 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,650 Oh. [sighs] 777 00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:14,985 [Bambi] Will you stay a little longer? 778 00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:16,153 I just need a friend. 779 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,822 I don't want to be alone tonight. 780 00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:20,783 ♪ ♪ 781 00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:22,410 You know what? I wish I could, but I just-- 782 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:24,036 I--I have to get home. 783 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,704 I'm sorry. 784 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,206 It's okay. 785 00:28:27,373 --> 00:28:30,209 ♪ ♪ 786 00:28:35,965 --> 00:28:37,633 What a waste. 787 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:42,012 [siren wailing in distance] 788 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:46,267 You know, I haven't had a boss since I was 16 years old, 789 00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:48,352 and now I have two, 790 00:28:48,519 --> 00:28:50,896 and one of them is Joyce fucking Prigger. 791 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,481 I was wondering when you were gonna figure that out. 792 00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:54,483 I have been busting my ass. 793 00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:56,610 I've been working so hard, Tines. 794 00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:58,320 And what do I have to show for it? 795 00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:01,031 A Rolls-Royce, a six-figure deal, 796 00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:03,534 and... how many Speedos did you buy? 797 00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:04,785 Minimum was 2,000. 798 00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:06,704 I got a little cocky and bought 4,000. 799 00:29:06,871 --> 00:29:09,081 You could uh, slap a Minx logo on 'em. 800 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:10,708 Please don't. 801 00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:14,295 What do you say we hop in your fancy car, 802 00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:16,338 drive up the coast, 803 00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,466 get lost where no one can reach us? 804 00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:20,843 [Doug sighs] 805 00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:23,762 Only if you drive so I can get drunk in the car. 806 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,222 [chuckles] Deal. 807 00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:26,265 [knock at door] 808 00:29:30,019 --> 00:29:31,103 You never said goodbye. 809 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,563 [inhales deeply] 810 00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:34,690 I was told not to interrupt the talent. 811 00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:36,275 - I made a mistake. - [Joyce chuckles] 812 00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:38,068 I wanted you there, it's just-- I don't know. 813 00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:41,155 Sometimes--sometimes I get caught up. 814 00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:46,202 You're a star, Graham. 815 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:47,995 And you should enjoy that. 816 00:29:48,162 --> 00:29:50,748 I plan on doing the same. 817 00:29:50,915 --> 00:29:51,916 Just not with you. 818 00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:53,834 Come on. 819 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:55,544 - Don't be mad. - I'm not. 820 00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,215 Look, we had a lot of fun, 821 00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:01,133 and you introduced me to my new favorite hotel. 822 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,635 [chuckles] 823 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,095 All right. Okay. 824 00:30:05,262 --> 00:30:07,139 Yeah. 825 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:08,140 Well, can we at least just-- 826 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,059 - Good night, Graham. - Okay. 827 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,939 If you change your mind... 828 00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:16,315 I'll be over here. 829 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:19,860 [door closes] 830 00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:24,823 [breathing deeply] 831 00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:27,701 - Was that-- - Yeah. 832 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:30,454 [Jim Sullivan's "Whistle Stop" playing] 833 00:30:30,621 --> 00:30:33,832 ♪ ♪ 834 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:38,212 [Jim] ♪ Thunder And lightning in my eyes ♪ 835 00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:40,881 ♪ And when the train ♪ 836 00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:42,716 ♪ Began to move ♪ 837 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:47,221 ♪ Then she waved goodbye To being for a while ♪ 838 00:30:47,388 --> 00:30:48,847 ♪ ♪ 839 00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:51,475 ♪ All the air ♪ 840 00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:55,020 ♪ Just seemed quite foggy To me ♪ 841 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:58,023 ♪ ♪ 842 00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:09,368 ♪ We have spoken in a way ♪ 843 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:12,037 ♪ And I knew ♪ 844 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:16,417 ♪ That I had known her Before this day ♪ 845 00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:19,837 ♪ Echoing inside the ♪ 846 00:31:20,004 --> 00:31:22,339 ♪ Memories ♪ 847 00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:25,467 ♪ Still unknown to me ♪ 848 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:27,595 ♪ Do you know the feeling? ♪ 849 00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:30,180 ♪ Can you love someone ♪ 850 00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:34,268 ♪ You've only met A while ago ♪ 851 00:31:34,435 --> 00:31:36,729 ♪ ♪ 852 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,440 ♪ Is it just a life ♪ 853 00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:42,318 ♪ A lifetime gone ♪ 854 00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:45,571 ♪ ♪ 855 00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:49,617 ♪ Sing ba-da-da-da Da-da-da-da ♪ 856 00:31:49,783 --> 00:31:52,911 ♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da ♪ 857 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:55,748 ♪ Ba-da-da-da-da, da-da-da ♪