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Who are those people,
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and why do they keep taking
our picture?
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That's Rolling Stone,
and they're here today
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doing a feature
on Bottom Dollar.
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I didn't come here to write
about Bottom Dollar or Minx.
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I came here to write about you.
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There's a whisper campaign that
a good number of our readers
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- are homosexuals.
- [Joyce] Isn't it better
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if our work is interesting
to all kinds of people?
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We have advertisers
that are paying
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specifically to reach women.
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Tonight,
ladies choose their partners.
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Len, I was, um, thinking
about going back to Minx.
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Oh. It's about time.
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I would like you to consider it
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my application
to be your secretary.
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But I need you to come up
with more ideas for Minx.
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[Joyce] I've gotten everything
I've ever wanted,
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and it's happened so fast.
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[Simon] Have you ever
considered that maybe
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you are exactly
where you belong?
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[Nancy Sinatra &
Lee Hazlewood's "Sand" playing]
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[Lee] ♪ Young woman
Share your fire with me ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ My heart is cold ♪
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♪ My soul is free ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I am a stranger
In your land ♪
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♪ A wandering man
Call me sand ♪
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♪ ♪
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[Nancy] ♪ Oh sir
My fire is very small ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ It will not warm thy heart ♪
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♪ At all ♪
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[Joyce] Ow!
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♪ ♪
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I could've sworn
I set my wake-up call for noon.
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- Oh.
- [Joyce sighs]
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I can send up the concierge
if you would prefer.
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You do know that I have a thing
for a man with a comb-over.
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- Did I tell you this?
- [laughs]
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Come here.
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I am very late.
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I have back-to-back meetings.
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You're not gonna look
very professional
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without your knickers on,
are you?
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[laughs]
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Just saying.
Do you want these back?
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[both laughing]
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Mm...
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[Graham sighs]
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We're shooting the album cover today.
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I could use your eye.
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If you want to add
another shoot to my schedule,
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then I am going to require
payment in advance.
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Oh. Well, that can be arranged.
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- All right.
- Yeah.
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You got five minutes.
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- Five minutes?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, but what if I want
to, you know...
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[whispering indistinctly]
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Okay, 25.
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[both laughing]
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[upbeat music plays]
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♪ ♪
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[singer] ♪ If I was a boat
On a river ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I guess I'd know
Right where I was ♪
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♪ ♪
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Jogging!
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[singer]
♪ Well, you won't see me ♪
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♪ Floating by facedown ♪
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♪ You just float and then
You know you're feeling fine ♪
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[chuckling]
That's three days this week.
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[Doug] 43 minutes.
It's my personal best.
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I'm telling you,
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you gotta try
this jogging thing.
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You really do. This is the...
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well, it's the healthiest
I've ever felt
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in my whole life.
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Hey, boss.
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I covered your office windows
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so no one can sneak a peek of...
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[whispering]
...Secret Project X.
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[normally]
Sorry, Rita. It's a secret.
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We know.
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- Doug?
- Mm?
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As your probationary secretary,
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can I ask you a question
about Secret Project X?
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You can ask me anything.
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Um,
does it have to be a secret?
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I mean, wouldn't it be more fun
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if people knew
what they were excited about?
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Well, it's about, you know,
keeping people guessing,
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so that's kind of the idea.
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Oh, but...
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they're not.
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Well, maybe not out loud,
Bambs, but...
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but inside, they are.
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I mean, look at them.
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They've got an itch
inside their brains,
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and they don't know
how to scratch it.
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♪ ♪
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But none of these people matter
anyhow, right?
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We've got an audience of one,
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and when Connie sees
what we are cooking up,
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we're gonna be writing
our own ticket.
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And then I'll officially be
your gal Friday?
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Absolutely--we pull this off,
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you're gonna get a raise
and benefits.
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[squeals] Yes!
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Oh, but can I still do
my own dental?
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Yeah, whatever you want.
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[funky music plays]
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[Shelly]
I can't believe it's real!
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[Richie] It just needs
Bella's signature.
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And also, you need to trim
about 100 words
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'cause I don't want
to mess with the design.
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Oh.
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Maybe lose the bit
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about Bella finding
the earring?
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What?
It's the soul of the piece.
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Ugh, you really are a writer.
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Yeah!
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[both laughing]
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Oh, it feels great to be back.
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I have missed this place.
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Aw. Well, we missed you too.
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A lot of people here care
about you,
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and you sort of disappeared
on us.
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Well, I--I needed to figure
some stuff out, you know?
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- Mm. Like Bella?
- [Shelly sighs]
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And her escapades seem to have
brought some stability.
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And adventure.
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Yeah, Bella's been
around the block now.
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Those San Marino blocks
are long and leafy.
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- You don't know the half of it.
- [both laughing]
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But Bella started her journey
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through some other
neighborhoods too.
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Ones with more experimental architecture.
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Think she's tempted
to revisit those?
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Well, Bella is in
a--a better place
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with her husband, Gian-Paul,
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and uh, Bella needs to focus
on her work
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while at work
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and nothing else.
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Do you get what I'm saying?
I'm not good at this.
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No, I get it.
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[singer]
♪ But I woke up this morning ♪
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♪ With that taste
In my mouth ♪
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- Oh, what's going on here?
- Oh, nothing.
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Just finishing up some stuff
for tonight.
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Oh, right.
Your secret special something.
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- What time is it again?
- Uh--
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Doors open at 8:00.
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[chuckling] Don't worry
if you can't make it.
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You work hard, you play hard.
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You deserve a quiet night in.
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No, I can spare 90 minutes.
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[Bambi]
That's just an estimate.
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I didn't factor in
applause breaks.
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Okay, you mind heading in
and finishing up?
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Yeah. But all good, Prigger.
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I mean,
Connie's coming tonight,
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and those are really
the only eyes I need,
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so honestly,
don't worry about it.
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- Uh-uh.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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- Hey!
- Oh, hi! Mwah!
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- Oh, both cheeks! That's new.
- [laughter]
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Maybe I'll use that for Bella.
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- Oh, you should!
- Yeah.
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Listen, um, I'm just popping in.
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I'm gonna drop these off,
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and then I'm gonna go meet
Constance in Beverly Hills.
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Oh, excuse me.
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- Field trip with the boss?
- [Joyce] Mm-hmm.
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Somebody's making
an impression.
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I think she just wants
to give me notes
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on the August issue
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in her, you know,
natural habitat.
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But anyway,
it's so good that you're back.
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Oh, well, it feels great.
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Everything got so shiny.
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- I know.
- Right? [laughs]
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Oh, did you look
at those revisions?
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No, not yet, but I will.
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I'm just--you know,
I'm swamped.
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There's just--
there's so much going on here,
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and--and I--
I'm trying to write my book,
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and I have the--the renovations
on the new condo--
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And?
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Plus crashing at the Margaux, yes,
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so I'm just getting no sleep.
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Now, is that the hotel's fault
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or your rock star boyfriend?
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He's not my boyfriend.
He is just--
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The famous musician
you're shacking up with.
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I cannot believe
this is my life
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and not some story
that I'm writing in my head.
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It's wild!
It's almost as wild as Bella.
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Where do you come up
with that stuff?
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Oh, well, actually--
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Does my hair look okay,
by the way?
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I did not have time
to wash it this morning
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because I was having sex.
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- [laughter]
- [Shelly] Yes, yes.
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It looks perfect.
[clears throat]
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[Joyce] I'm here, I'm here,
I'm here, I'm here.
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Okay, I hope
you can uh, read my notes.
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They got a little bit smudged.
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Whiskey and, uh...
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...mint chip.
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What a Wednesday.
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Well, I learned from the best.
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Yes, you did.
Okay, I call it...
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...Good Clean Fun.
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Oh, your dream shoot.
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Okay, I am ready.
Tell me everything.
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A bathhouse, West Hollywood.
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More men that we know
what to do with.
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A bathhouse? Very sexy.
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Okay, what's the angle?
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[Richie] Okay.
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Communal bathing.
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Men lounging, reading,
playing board games.
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It's an exploration
of the male form
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without artifice,
out in the wild.
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Huh. [chuckles]
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Do you think it might be
too, um...
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...straightforward for Minx?
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It's real.
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You know, actual male desire.
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Totally.
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Yeah.
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It's, uh, it's--
it's very, um...
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Maybe I can, um, think on it. Okay.
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Richie's been waiting weeks
to pitch this to you.
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We've already rescheduled twice.
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- We have to pull the trigger.
- Yeah.
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I just--I don't see how, um,
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this slots into
a women's magazine.
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What if, you know,
it's not in a bathhouse?
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What if it's the same,
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but just, you know,
somewhere else?
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Then it would be different.
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I think that
we should put a pin in it
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and we should think about
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something more aspirational, okay?
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Our centerfolds
are the ultimate fantasy.
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For our female readers.
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[Tina] Sounds like
you have a very clear vision.
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Any fixes?
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Uh...
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...what about backstage?
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A-a stolen moment
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with a rock star
in his dressing room?
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Wow. Lightning strikes.
259
00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:00,916
How'd you come up
with that one?
260
00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:04,670
I guess I'll go find us
a rock star.
261
00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,592
Didn't your mama ever teach you
how to turn someone down?
262
00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:11,718
My mother? No.
263
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:12,678
My mother...
264
00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,763
[laughs]
265
00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,390
My mother wasn't around
for that kind of stuff.
266
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,267
Not something
you want to talk about?
267
00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:19,601
No, not really.
268
00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,311
Well, my mama
is a serious bitch,
269
00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:22,729
and she taught me that
270
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,564
if you don't like something,
you just say no.
271
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,692
- Who says I didn't like it?
- [Tina] You, in 40 ways.
272
00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,694
Body language, tone of voice,
even the way
273
00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:29,778
you keep scratching
the back of your head.
274
00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:30,821
Okay, I feel observed.
275
00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:32,281
You think it's nicer,
276
00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:33,949
but it only makes everything worse.
277
00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:36,118
Just be direct.
278
00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:38,161
By the way, I've looked over
your work expenses.
279
00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,329
[Joyce] Mm-hmm?
280
00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,331
14 valet stubs
from the Margaux.
281
00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,499
I'm living out of a suitcase.
282
00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:43,625
I--I--I need a place to work.
283
00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,002
You have an office.
284
00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,503
I'm not accepting these.
285
00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:47,379
- Yeah, but I'm staying--
- [Tina] No.
286
00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,257
See how easy that was?
287
00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:51,258
[energetic rock music plays]
288
00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:52,509
Not a problem.
289
00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:53,969
[Shelly] Bella quivered
290
00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:56,096
as Gian-Paul shivered.
291
00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,682
Ooh, that's good. [chuckles]
292
00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:00,392
- [Doug] Shel.
- Hi, Doug.
293
00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:01,518
Can I talk to you?
294
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,771
That Bella LaRouche stuff
is sexy stuff.
295
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,148
It really is.
296
00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:07,232
I didn't expect it
from a Prigger.
297
00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,234
Oh, well, I've always had
a wild imagination.
298
00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:10,819
Imagination--she's married
to an orthodontist
299
00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:12,195
from La Cañada.
300
00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,780
It's actually San Marino, so...
301
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,824
Either way, I need a little bit
of that sexiness
302
00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:17,034
on my special project.
303
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,869
My copy could use a spark.
304
00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,787
Well,
my spark doesn't come cheap.
305
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,414
How's a hundred bucks
and a peek on the inside?
306
00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:23,457
I'm in.
307
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,919
Shellfish!
308
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,087
You're gonna be working
pretty closely
309
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,464
- with Bambs on this one.
- You know what?
310
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,299
I'm on a deadline, actually,
so I should just--
311
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:35,010
Oh, come on.
It's an afternoon, and that's--
312
00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,137
[chuckling] Well, that's really
all the time we've got.
313
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,847
So I'm gonna lock you two girls
in this room,
314
00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:40,640
and please make some magic.
315
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,601
[Bambi] Magic's on hold.
We have a huge problem.
316
00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,978
The archdiocese said we can't
use their venue anymore.
317
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,772
Oh, no.
I guess it's all falling apart.
318
00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,106
- I'll just get back to--
- No, no.
319
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,399
Just a little speed bump.
It's a hiccup.
320
00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:50,150
Everything's gonna be
just fine.
321
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,318
I'm so sorry.
322
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,319
You give me one thing to do,
323
00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:53,236
and I already screwed it up.
324
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,613
Oh, Bambi, it's fine.
325
00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:55,947
I'll have a new venue by lunch.
326
00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:57,282
But here's
what I need you girls to do:
327
00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,159
just stay in this room
and grind it out
328
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,619
until you make something great
together, okay?
329
00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:01,828
Please.
330
00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:06,124
[indistinct chatter]
331
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,876
[phone ringing]
332
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,419
[light music plays]
333
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,297
[singer singing in French]
334
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:14,007
♪ ♪
335
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,592
[person]
Sorry, appointment only.
336
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:16,802
[Constance] She has one.
337
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:19,429
♪ ♪
338
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,057
- This is Betty, the designer.
- Hi.
339
00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:24,017
My latest discovery.
340
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:28,355
An all-female staff
confronting the sartorial ennui
341
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,023
of the working women's
wardrobe.
342
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,067
Right. Uh...
343
00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,860
okay, well, while I agree
344
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,696
that professional women do need
more clothing options,
345
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:40,700
I wonder if uh, fashion coverage
is beyond the scope of--
346
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,578
[Constance] No, we're not here
for the magazine.
347
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:46,915
We're actually here for you.
348
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:47,916
I'll grab the second rack.
349
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,584
A little wardrobe rethink.
350
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,920
Multiple racks? [chuckles]
351
00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:53,839
Didn't realize my wardrobe
was so stale.
352
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,674
Oh, you have beautiful style.
You do.
353
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:59,219
It just needs to catch up
to the woman that you've become
354
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,805
and the magazine that
you've elevated so beautifully.
355
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,640
[chuckling] Okay.
That's very kind.
356
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,559
Thank you, Constance,
but it's--
357
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,935
I actually put a lot of thought
into what I wear.
358
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,396
[softly] Right.
359
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:13,525
Navy suits and pussy bows,
they got you here,
360
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,902
but you do not need
to dress like a man
361
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,529
to earn the respect of one.
362
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:18,738
Mm-mm.
363
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,740
Not anymore.
364
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,410
Surely, there is something here
that catches your eye.
365
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,413
♪ ♪
366
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,248
Huh.
367
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:31,668
[Constance] What a figure!
368
00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,253
See, I had a feeling.
369
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,713
Y--yeah.
370
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,591
It feels like
a bit of a departure.
371
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,633
[chuckles]
372
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,886
No one at your level
373
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:44,055
is claiming sexuality
and intelligence
374
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,765
with equal confidence.
375
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:50,061
We can be powerful
and feminine.
376
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:53,773
Give our girls something
to aspire to.
377
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,109
See, I had to make this all up
as I went along.
378
00:12:56,276 --> 00:13:00,197
And boy, do I have the scars
to prove it.
379
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:03,450
Let me ease your path a little.
380
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,204
I have loved having you
to look to.
381
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,164
It's not something I'm used to.
382
00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:10,749
And I have really enjoyed
383
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,710
having a smart younger woman
to fuss over.
384
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,130
No one is gonna force you
to do something
385
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,298
that you don't want to do.
386
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,259
Ah.
387
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:24,804
Why don't you wear this out,
see how you feel?
388
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,724
If you don't like it,
we'll scrap the whole thing.
389
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:30,769
♪ ♪
390
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,103
[Richie] You know what?
391
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,314
I think we might have room
after all.
392
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,316
Bring back one of those chunky
books for her to read.
393
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:41,321
Hmm. I call it Backstage Ass.
394
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,324
♪ ♪
395
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,121
She's not dumb.
This can't be in the magazine.
396
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,414
Honey, lift up your chin
a little bit.
397
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,708
Less bored, more judgmental.
398
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,545
You don't care how hard
he worked on that song.
399
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,171
You're at 90% fuck you.
400
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,131
You need to bring this thing
down to about ten.
401
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,466
[Richie] Only 90?
402
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,301
Hey, Danny,
fly in that typewriter.
403
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,928
She wants everyone to know
how busy she is.
404
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,846
Oh, um,
typewriting costs extra.
405
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,224
- [Tina] Richie?
- Excuse me.
406
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,184
What?
407
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,727
We both know I should be
shooting Bathhouse right now.
408
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:15,772
She's the boss, remember?
409
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,440
Joyce and I used to have
a dialogue.
410
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,859
Now it feels like a lecture.
411
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,362
- I understand your frustration.
- [Richie sighs softly]
412
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,198
If you can't do this concept,
just scrap the shoot.
413
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,075
We'll go with a retrospective.
414
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:28,326
- [Richie gasps]
- Easy.
415
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,203
The magazine isn't even
a year old.
416
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,913
That's creative bankruptcy.
417
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,583
Telling your boss to go screw
herself is career suicide.
418
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,376
Don't sweat it.
419
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,628
I already pulled some goofy,
behind-the-scenes shots.
420
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,047
- We can just--
- Stop hurting me.
421
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,841
[softly] Okay.
422
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,051
I'll figure it out.
423
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,054
[upbeat funky music plays]
424
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,307
- [laughter]
- [bell dings]
425
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:51,641
[laughing] What?
426
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,226
No, I swear.
427
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,020
I thought I was done,
but she kept squealing,
428
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,063
so I shoved both my hands
back inside
429
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,231
and pulled out another piglet.
430
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,733
Oh, my God.
431
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,152
The things that happen to you
on the 405.
432
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,195
Oh, I have missed
these stories.
433
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,239
Oh, my God, and look how fast
the work went.
434
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,407
Is there anything else?
Are we--
435
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,492
- No, I think that's it.
- Okay.
436
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:10,785
Should we have sex now?
437
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,538
Oh, n--no. Uh, but--no.
438
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:16,249
I--um, I--
I can't do that again.
439
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,043
I just thought with you coming
back here, just--
440
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,711
Yeah, well, I'm--
441
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:23,214
Bambi, I'm back,
but we need to be friends.
442
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:24,716
No more... you know.
443
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,926
- Orgasms.
- Yes, that.
444
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,429
Or any associated behaviors.
445
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,889
That's okay.
446
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,223
I love friends.
447
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:33,350
Friends are the family
you choose,
448
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,352
and you don't have sex
with family.
449
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:36,936
Unless it's your stepsibling.
450
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,022
And even then,
you have to keep it a secret
451
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:40,440
because of
his political career.
452
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:42,734
I just want you to be happy.
453
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,819
Oh, I am. I'm very happy.
454
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:45,904
Good.
455
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,447
So am I.
456
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,200
[Andwella's "She Taught Me
To Love" playing]
457
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,285
- [camera shutter clicking]
- [person] Beautiful, beautiful.
458
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,704
Yeah, you've got
a lot of girls out there
459
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,206
that'll wanna see this.
460
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,458
That's nice. That's great.
461
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,043
That's excellent.
462
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,212
David, shoot more
toward the camera.
463
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,048
[camera shutter clicking]
464
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:08,551
Hey, Graham. Eyes over here.
465
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:13,264
[singer]
♪ She taught me to run ♪
466
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,432
♪ ♪
467
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,643
My day opened up.
468
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,019
[Graham sighs]
469
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,229
Let's get you in the shot.
470
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:20,647
Hey, Andy, let's get her
in the shot.
471
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:21,606
She already is.
472
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:22,941
We're on the clock, hon'.
Budge up.
473
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,401
Oh, yeah. Totally get it.
474
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,236
Yes, um,
where do you want me to--
475
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,154
Um, yeah,
you should go over there.
476
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,533
Back there
in the gazebo, cabana thing.
477
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:32,492
[clears throat]
478
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,911
♪ ♪
479
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,830
- Hi, I'm--
- Joyce Prigger.
480
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,039
- [Joyce] Yeah, that's me.
- Fun.
481
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:38,957
You writing a story?
482
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,750
Uh, yeah.
483
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,252
Yeah, I could be if there's,
you know, one to tell.
484
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:43,378
You want any nuggets included?
485
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:44,796
Just make it clear
486
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,090
Carrie and Neil
are very happy together.
487
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,092
- [Joyce] Mm-hmm.
- Groupies are always circling.
488
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,260
Move quick if you want a drink.
489
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,470
They devour everything.
490
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,472
[Sable]
Well, you're just in time
491
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,099
'cause we're all out.
492
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,101
- There you go.
- Mm, thank you.
493
00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:01,646
- [Bebe] Love your dress.
- Thank you. [chuckles]
494
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,815
Um, so...
495
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,567
We're with Graham.
496
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,318
He wanted our eyes on this.
497
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,737
Did he?
498
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:09,988
And how do you know Graham?
499
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,489
I was at this party
500
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:12,907
and got invited onstage
to play the shakers.
501
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,367
You don't say?
502
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,161
He told her that
she had the best rhythm
503
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,204
- of any girl he'd ever met.
- [Bebe] Stop.
504
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,330
[Veronique] Joyce, my minx,
505
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:20,248
you want something
from the kitchen?
506
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:21,291
We're putting in an order.
507
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,834
- Um--
- [Sable] Oh, my God.
508
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,377
- You're the Minx lady?
- [Joyce] Mm-hmm.
509
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,754
Oh, my God!
510
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,422
My mom loves your magazine.
511
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,382
Your mom? That is great.
512
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,842
That's so--that's so great.
513
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,428
We have a lot of older,
um, readers.
514
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:34,304
How old is your mom?
515
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,764
32 next week.
516
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,182
And you're dating Graham?
517
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:40,560
Uh, would definitely
not say dating.
518
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,354
[Sable] So what about you?
519
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:44,522
I mean,
what is Joyce Prigger doing
520
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,399
in the fun time cabana?
521
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,155
You know,
that is a great question.
522
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:56,159
[singer singing indistinctly]
523
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,828
[Baby's "Life's
What You Make It" playing]
524
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:01,790
♪ ♪
525
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,633
[singer]
♪ Listen to the music ♪
526
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,717
♪ Listen to the music ♪
527
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:13,927
- [Rita] Hey.
- Hi.
528
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,178
VIPs this way.
529
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:18,056
[Dance's "Clean Is Good"
playing]
530
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:19,891
[singer]
♪ Listen to the groove, yeah ♪
531
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,643
♪ ♪
532
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:22,769
[Tina] Ooh, Joyce!
533
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,479
Looking good.
534
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,565
Tina! Oh, I am touched.
535
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:28,358
Don't make me regret
the compliment.
536
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:29,526
[Joyce] Oh.
537
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,027
- Isn't she stunning?
- Mm-hmm.
538
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,862
- [Joyce laughs]
- How do you feel?
539
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,197
♪ ♪
540
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,032
Like myself.
541
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,243
You were right. You were right.
542
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:39,369
Thank you for the push.
543
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,162
Aw, that's my girl. [chuckles]
544
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,956
All right, a toast.
545
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,291
Doug even got me my favorite. Drambuie.
546
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,544
Oh, thank you.
547
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,088
[all] Cheers.
548
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,130
What do you think this is?
549
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,132
- [Constance] Mm.
- [chimes play]
550
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,010
[Doug] Ladies and gentleladies,
the show is about to begin...
551
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,804
[Joyce] That is strong.
552
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,430
[Doug] ...and so please
take your seats
553
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:00,723
and clear your minds,
554
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,643
because the journey starts now.
555
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,983
And that's why
I deserve a raise.
556
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,734
[male voice] Quit yer yappin'!
557
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,571
Hike up that skirt
and show me those legs.
558
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:15,697
[male voice 2]
Where's my dinner?
559
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,574
You promised me ham!
560
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,576
[male voice 3]
If God wanted your opinion,
561
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:20,869
he would've made you a man.
562
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,121
Et tu, padre?
563
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,748
Oh!
564
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,877
It's so hard being a woman
in 1973.
565
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:32,046
If only there was a way
to make a change.
566
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,256
[clears throat softly]
567
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,176
[clears throat loudly]
568
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,012
I said, if only there was a way
569
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,471
to make a change!
570
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,098
[harp music playing]
571
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,100
[scoffs] A dirty lamp?
572
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,102
A woman's job is never done.
573
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,272
- [air hissing]
- [harp music playing]
574
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,649
[gasps] A magic genie?
575
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:54,986
[giggles]
576
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,989
I'm here to grant you
three wishes.
577
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,575
Hmm, wow.
578
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:04,662
I guess my first wish would be
to find a man who gets it.
579
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,205
[genie]
Your wish is my command...
580
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,708
at Club Minx!
581
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,793
[rowdy rock music playing]
582
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,587
[Doug] That's right, ladies!
583
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,673
Welcome to the club where
you come first and often!
584
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,008
[singer]
♪ When you gonna wake up ♪
585
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,552
[Doug] Don't worry
about dinner tonight,
586
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,847
because what Maurice has
cooking is piping hot!
587
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,807
♪ ♪
588
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,685
[cheers and applause]
589
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,146
♪ ♪
590
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:33,399
[cheers and applause]
591
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,234
Don't get your panties
in a bunch.
592
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,695
Ivan's here to take 'em off...
593
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,739
- [cheers and applause]
- ...and iron them.
594
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,908
[singer] ♪ Hollywood high ♪
595
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,952
[laughing]
596
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:48,122
♪ Hollywood high ♪
597
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,040
- [laughter]
- Oh...
598
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,250
♪ ♪
599
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,045
[Doug] Are you feeling
underappreciated, ladies?
600
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:57,465
Well maybe tonight
Nestor can help,
601
00:20:57,632 --> 00:21:01,344
'cause he's gonna take really
good care of your children.
602
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,887
[cheers and applause]
603
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:05,974
And last but definitely
not least, ladies,
604
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,601
remember you're not alone
in this revolution.
605
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,603
Oh, no!
606
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:14,983
Because my guy Xavier
isn't afraid to fight...
607
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,818
for your rights!
608
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:18,736
[cheers and applause]
609
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,739
♪ ♪
610
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,785
[Mantis' "Hollywood Eyes"
playing"
611
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,870
♪ ♪
612
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:32,000
[singer] ♪ They say in
Hollywood the garden grows ♪
613
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:35,294
♪ They say in Hollywood
That everyone knows ♪
614
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,130
♪ Oh ♪
615
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,424
♪ ♪
616
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,426
[cheers and applause]
617
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:43,428
♪ ♪
618
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:46,222
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
619
00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,433
That's how you start a show,
boys!
620
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:49,976
Sexy, sexy!
Keep fluffing, keep fluffing!
621
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,686
Doug, last looks on Maurice.
622
00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:54,605
[indistinct chatter]
623
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,068
Let's just see.
624
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:00,903
Stick this in there.
Don't be shy.
625
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:02,488
- For real?
- It's not a judgment.
626
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,033
It's stagecraft, Mo.
Just do what I'm asking.
627
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,705
[Bambi]
All the letters I can write
628
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,415
are not as fair as this.
629
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:14,208
Syllables of velvet,
630
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,586
depths of ruby, undrained.
631
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,338
[funky percussive music plays]
632
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:22,258
♪ ♪
633
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,149
And a bathhouse was too much?
634
00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:40,568
♪ ♪
635
00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:42,612
- Where's Joyce?
- Depends.
636
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:45,615
Where'd you land on the shoot?
637
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:48,284
Deadline's a deadline.
638
00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:51,037
♪ ♪
639
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:54,040
Now, am I supposed to find
the baby attractive?
640
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:55,500
Because I do.
641
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:58,878
But is that the intention
of the piece?
642
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,130
Probably best to not think
about it too hard.
643
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,715
Hey, Xavier.
Come here for a sec, would ya?
644
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:03,925
Anything you need, Mr. Doug.
645
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:04,842
Okay, you see that woman
over there?
646
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,344
Mm.
647
00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:07,428
[Doug]
See the one I'm pointing at?
648
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,180
[Xavier] Mm-hmm. Yeah.
649
00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:11,140
You got something special
in you, man.
650
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:12,683
- Know what I mean?
- Mm.
651
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:13,851
You've been working
your whole life for it.
652
00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,186
Well, now's the moment.
653
00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:17,647
I want you to go
make that woman feel alive
654
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,732
the way only the X-man can.
655
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,859
[both chuckling]
656
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,277
You know,
my name actually isn't Xavier.
657
00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:24,570
- Yeah, I get it, I get it.
- Okay.
658
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:25,530
But that's what I'm gonna need
from you, okay?
659
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:26,948
Okay.
660
00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,407
No, no, no, no, no.
661
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:29,784
Sexy baby's on stage.
Just give him a second.
662
00:23:29,951 --> 00:23:32,495
You have one final wish.
663
00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:34,914
Use it wisely.
664
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:38,292
- I wish women ruled the world.
- [cheers and applause]
665
00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:39,710
[harp music playing]
666
00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:41,379
As the next
President of the United States,
667
00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:43,631
do you promise to protect life, liberty,
668
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:45,508
and the pursuit of...
669
00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:46,759
- sexiness?
- [audience exclaiming]
670
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,220
I do, America.
671
00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:52,014
[T-Rex's "20th Century Boy"
playing]
672
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,641
♪ ♪
673
00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:55,059
[cheers and applause]
674
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:58,062
♪ ♪
675
00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:09,699
[singer]
♪ Friends say it's fine ♪
676
00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:11,367
♪ Friends say it's good ♪
677
00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:12,869
♪ Everybody says ♪
678
00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:16,247
♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪
679
00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:18,416
♪ ♪
680
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:22,170
♪ I move like a cat
Charge like a ram ♪
681
00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:26,549
♪ Sting like a bee, babe
I wanna be your man ♪
682
00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:29,510
♪ ♪
683
00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:34,056
♪ Well, it's plain to see ♪
684
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:35,683
♪ You were meant for me ♪
685
00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,476
♪ Yeah, I'm your boy ♪
686
00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,604
♪ Your 20th Century toy ♪
687
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:42,565
♪ ♪
688
00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:50,239
♪ Friends say it's fine
Friends say it's good ♪
689
00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:51,908
♪ Everybody says ♪
690
00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:56,704
♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪
691
00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,331
♪ ♪
692
00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,790
[all] M-I-N-X!
693
00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:01,709
M-I-N-X!
694
00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:04,003
- What club is this?
- [all] Club Minx!
695
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,922
Yeah! So good!
696
00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,673
So sexy, guys!
697
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,176
That was excellent.
Really good, really good.
698
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:12,136
Hey, tip these guys out, okay?
Give 'em some real money.
699
00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:13,387
I'm so proud of you guys!
700
00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:16,432
Block off '73 and '74!
701
00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:19,143
We got a fucking hit!
I love you guys so much.
702
00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:20,311
Hey!
703
00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:22,355
[laughs]
704
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:26,108
You said you wanted a big idea,
I gave you gravity, huh?
705
00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:27,568
I haven't been this entertained
706
00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:29,570
since Nat King Cole sung
at my wedding.
707
00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:30,905
Oh, I knew it!
708
00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:32,490
But this is just the start!
709
00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:34,492
I want to start
with medium-size markets,
710
00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:36,702
two troupes,
East Coast, West Coast.
711
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,913
- really just--
- Joyce has some concerns.
712
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,539
[Doug] Oh, yeah. I saw you.
713
00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:43,292
You seemed to be very concerned
with my pal Xavier.
714
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:45,211
The show was really fun.
715
00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:47,338
It was acrobatic,
716
00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:50,341
and the men had
impressive physiques.
717
00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:52,176
Oh, these boys have
rock-hard bodies.
718
00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:55,179
It takes real dedication,
and they got it.
719
00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:56,931
- I saw you liking it.
- [Joyce laughs]
720
00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:58,432
You throw a great party.
721
00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:00,184
[Doug] Oh, thank you.
722
00:26:00,351 --> 00:26:02,603
But I don't want to be
the host of it.
723
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,690
It just--it wasn't Minx.
724
00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:08,651
Well, what are you
talking about, right?
725
00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:10,528
Minx is so much more
than a magazine now.
726
00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:12,571
We can be whatever the fuck
we want, right?
727
00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:15,283
No one at our level
728
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:18,202
is claiming sexuality
and intelligence
729
00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:19,912
with equal confidence,
730
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:23,833
and this was one
of those things, but it just--
731
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,836
I don't see a world
where it ever becomes both.
732
00:26:29,714 --> 00:26:33,718
You said you wanted
to be wowed, right?
733
00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:35,845
Well, were you
fucking wowed tonight?
734
00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:38,472
Yes, and as much
as I enjoyed myself,
735
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:39,974
I have to defer to Joyce.
736
00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:42,476
That was our deal.
737
00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:45,187
But Joyce, you look at that.
738
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:49,233
Sexual liberation on display.
739
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,360
Doug, the answer is no.
740
00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:52,611
I'm sorry.
741
00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,661
[singer] ♪ And she treats me ♪
742
00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:02,371
♪ Like I don't care ♪
743
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,665
I can barely hear
the "fuck you."
744
00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,709
- [Richie] Joyce loved them.
- Of course she did.
745
00:27:06,876 --> 00:27:08,586
- These are amazing.
- [Richie] Mm.
746
00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:11,255
Bathhouse would've been better.
747
00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:13,049
You weren't really gonna do
a retrospective, were you?
748
00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:14,967
No.
Even I know that's a bad idea.
749
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:17,470
Hmm.
750
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:18,763
You know, you're really good
751
00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:20,681
at this whole
managing people thing.
752
00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:22,183
[Tina] It's my job.
753
00:27:22,350 --> 00:27:23,225
But I'm not sure I like it
when you do it to me.
754
00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:24,852
Sometimes you're the job.
755
00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:28,397
But you're worth it.
756
00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,024
Look what you can do.
757
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,445
You think anyone else knows
how good we are?
758
00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:37,448
♪ ♪
759
00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:39,909
Not a chance.
760
00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:42,411
[singer]
♪ To have and to hold ♪
761
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,288
♪ To say in my soul ♪
762
00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:45,790
[Shelly] Chin up, okay?
763
00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:47,541
No one can take away
what you did out there.
764
00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:50,628
[sighs]
765
00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:51,879
Oh...
766
00:27:52,046 --> 00:27:53,381
Hey, I know it hurts.
767
00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:54,673
I mean,
I only worked on it a day,
768
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:55,966
and I'm very disappointed.
769
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,885
I can't imagine
how you're feeling.
770
00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,097
When you dream something up
771
00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:03,432
and someone just takes it away...
772
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:05,559
I don't think I have it in me.
773
00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,186
Business is so mean.
774
00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:08,854
It is mean,
775
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,689
but you just need
a good night's sleep, you know?
776
00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,650
Oh. [sighs]
777
00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:14,985
[Bambi]
Will you stay a little longer?
778
00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:16,153
I just need a friend.
779
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,822
I don't want to be alone tonight.
780
00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:20,783
♪ ♪
781
00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:22,410
You know what?
I wish I could, but I just--
782
00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:24,036
I--I have to get home.
783
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,704
I'm sorry.
784
00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,206
It's okay.
785
00:28:27,373 --> 00:28:30,209
♪ ♪
786
00:28:35,965 --> 00:28:37,633
What a waste.
787
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:42,012
[siren wailing in distance]
788
00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:46,267
You know, I haven't had a boss
since I was 16 years old,
789
00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:48,352
and now I have two,
790
00:28:48,519 --> 00:28:50,896
and one of them
is Joyce fucking Prigger.
791
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,481
I was wondering when
you were gonna figure that out.
792
00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:54,483
I have been busting my ass.
793
00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:56,610
I've been working so hard, Tines.
794
00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:58,320
And what do I have to show
for it?
795
00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:01,031
A Rolls-Royce,
a six-figure deal,
796
00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:03,534
and...
how many Speedos did you buy?
797
00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:04,785
Minimum was 2,000.
798
00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:06,704
I got a little cocky
and bought 4,000.
799
00:29:06,871 --> 00:29:09,081
You could uh, slap a Minx logo
on 'em.
800
00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:10,708
Please don't.
801
00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:14,295
What do you say
we hop in your fancy car,
802
00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:16,338
drive up the coast,
803
00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,466
get lost
where no one can reach us?
804
00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:20,843
[Doug sighs]
805
00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:23,762
Only if you drive
so I can get drunk in the car.
806
00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,222
[chuckles] Deal.
807
00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:26,265
[knock at door]
808
00:29:30,019 --> 00:29:31,103
You never said goodbye.
809
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,563
[inhales deeply]
810
00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:34,690
I was told
not to interrupt the talent.
811
00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:36,275
- I made a mistake.
- [Joyce chuckles]
812
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:38,068
I wanted you there, it's just--
I don't know.
813
00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:41,155
Sometimes--sometimes
I get caught up.
814
00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:46,202
You're a star, Graham.
815
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:47,995
And you should enjoy that.
816
00:29:48,162 --> 00:29:50,748
I plan on doing the same.
817
00:29:50,915 --> 00:29:51,916
Just not with you.
818
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:53,834
Come on.
819
00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:55,544
- Don't be mad.
- I'm not.
820
00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,215
Look, we had a lot of fun,
821
00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:01,133
and you introduced me
to my new favorite hotel.
822
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,635
[chuckles]
823
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,095
All right. Okay.
824
00:30:05,262 --> 00:30:07,139
Yeah.
825
00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:08,140
Well, can we at least just--
826
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,059
- Good night, Graham.
- Okay.
827
00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,939
If you change your mind...
828
00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:16,315
I'll be over here.
829
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:19,860
[door closes]
830
00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:24,823
[breathing deeply]
831
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:27,701
- Was that--
- Yeah.
832
00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:30,454
[Jim Sullivan's "Whistle Stop"
playing]
833
00:30:30,621 --> 00:30:33,832
♪ ♪
834
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:38,212
[Jim] ♪ Thunder
And lightning in my eyes ♪
835
00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:40,881
♪ And when the train ♪
836
00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:42,716
♪ Began to move ♪
837
00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:47,221
♪ Then she waved goodbye
To being for a while ♪
838
00:30:47,388 --> 00:30:48,847
♪ ♪
839
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:51,475
♪ All the air ♪
840
00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:55,020
♪ Just seemed quite foggy
To me ♪
841
00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:58,023
♪ ♪
842
00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:09,368
♪ We have spoken in a way ♪
843
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:12,037
♪ And I knew ♪
844
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:16,417
♪ That I had known her
Before this day ♪
845
00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:19,837
♪ Echoing inside the ♪
846
00:31:20,004 --> 00:31:22,339
♪ Memories ♪
847
00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:25,467
♪ Still unknown to me ♪
848
00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:27,595
♪ Do you know the feeling? ♪
849
00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:30,180
♪ Can you love someone ♪
850
00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:34,268
♪ You've only met
A while ago ♪
851
00:31:34,435 --> 00:31:36,729
♪ ♪
852
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,440
♪ Is it just a life ♪
853
00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:42,318
♪ A lifetime gone ♪
854
00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:45,571
♪ ♪
855
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:49,617
♪ Sing ba-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da ♪
856
00:31:49,783 --> 00:31:52,911
♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da ♪
857
00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:55,748
♪ Ba-da-da-da-da, da-da-da ♪