1 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:21,063 Who are those people, 2 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:22,189 and why do they keep taking our picture? 3 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,150 That's Rolling Stone, and they're here today 4 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:26,235 doing a feature on Bottom Dollar. 5 00:00:26,402 --> 00:00:28,154 I didn't come here to write about Bottom Dollar or Minx. 6 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,989 I came here to write about you. 7 00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:32,742 There's a whisper campaign that a good number of our readers 8 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:35,202 - are homosexuals. - Isn't it better 9 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,996 if our work is interesting to all kinds of people? 10 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:38,789 We have advertisers that are paying 11 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,666 specifically to reach women. 12 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:44,211 Tonight, ladies choose their partners. 13 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,839 Len, I was, um, thinking about going back to Minx. 14 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:49,133 Oh. It's about time. 15 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:50,676 I would like you to consider it 16 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:52,636 my application to be your secretary. 17 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:56,849 But I need you to come up with more ideas for Minx. 18 00:00:57,016 --> 00:00:58,809 I've gotten everything I've ever wanted, 19 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:01,604 and it's happened so fast. 20 00:01:01,771 --> 00:01:03,189 Have you ever considered that maybe 21 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:05,065 you are exactly where you belong? 22 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:13,991 ♪ Young woman Share your fire with me ♪ 23 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:18,996 ♪ My heart is cold ♪ 24 00:01:19,163 --> 00:01:21,999 ♪ My soul is free ♪ 25 00:01:25,211 --> 00:01:29,548 ♪ I am a stranger In your land ♪ 26 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:34,178 ♪ A wandering man Call me sand ♪ 27 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:41,560 ♪ Oh sir My fire is very small ♪ 28 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:47,483 ♪ It will not warm thy heart ♪ 29 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:48,651 ♪ At all ♪ 30 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:49,693 Ow! 31 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:54,657 I could've sworn I set my wake-up call for noon. 32 00:01:54,824 --> 00:01:56,867 Oh. 33 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:59,036 I can send up the concierge if you would prefer. 34 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:01,705 You do know that I have a thing for a man with a comb-over. 35 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,499 Did I tell you this? 36 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:05,626 Come here. 37 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,127 I am very late. 38 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:08,754 I have back-to-back meetings. 39 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:09,880 You're not gonna look very professional 40 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:11,090 without your knickers on, are you? 41 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:14,301 Just saying. Do you want these back? 42 00:02:16,846 --> 00:02:18,305 Mm... 43 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:24,603 We're shooting the album cover today. 44 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:26,856 I could use your eye. 45 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,983 If you want to add another shoot to my schedule, 46 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,069 then I am going to require payment in advance. 47 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:34,738 Oh. Well, that can be arranged. 48 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:35,865 - All right. - Yeah. 49 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,032 You got five minutes. 50 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:38,617 - Five minutes? - Mm-hmm. 51 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:39,702 Yeah, but what if I want to, you know... 52 00:02:41,287 --> 00:02:42,872 Okay, 25. 53 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:56,010 ♪ If I was a boat On a river ♪ 54 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:00,973 ♪ I guess I'd know Right where I was ♪ 55 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:03,517 Jogging! 56 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:04,852 ♪ Well, you won't see me ♪ 57 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:08,731 ♪ Floating by facedown ♪ 58 00:03:08,898 --> 00:03:12,318 ♪ You just float and then You know you're feeling fine ♪ 59 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:13,986 That's three days this week. 60 00:03:14,153 --> 00:03:15,696 43 minutes. It's my personal best. 61 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:16,989 I'm telling you, 62 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:18,157 you gotta try this jogging thing. 63 00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:20,492 You really do. This is the... 64 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:21,493 well, it's the healthiest I've ever felt 65 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:22,453 in my whole life. 66 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:23,621 Hey, boss. 67 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:24,788 I covered your office windows 68 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,123 so no one can sneak a peek of... 69 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:28,334 ...Secret Project X. 70 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,835 Sorry, Rita. It's a secret. 71 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:31,879 We know. 72 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:33,380 - Doug? - Mm? 73 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,215 As your probationary secretary, 74 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:36,842 can I ask you a question about Secret Project X? 75 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:38,218 You can ask me anything. 76 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,304 Um, does it have to be a secret? 77 00:03:40,471 --> 00:03:41,680 I mean, wouldn't it be more fun 78 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:43,933 if people knew what they were excited about? 79 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,768 Well, it's about, you know, keeping people guessing, 80 00:03:45,935 --> 00:03:47,061 so that's kind of the idea. 81 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,896 Oh, but... 82 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:50,356 they're not. 83 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:53,692 Well, maybe not out loud, Bambs, but... 84 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:55,778 but inside, they are. 85 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:57,237 I mean, look at them. 86 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,698 They've got an itch inside their brains, 87 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:02,159 and they don't know how to scratch it. 88 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,081 But none of these people matter anyhow, right? 89 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,208 We've got an audience of one, 90 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:11,543 and when Connie sees what we are cooking up, 91 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:12,878 we're gonna be writing our own ticket. 92 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:14,421 And then I'll officially be your gal Friday? 93 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,714 Absolutely--we pull this off, 94 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:16,966 you're gonna get a raise and benefits. 95 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,884 Yes! 96 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:21,470 Oh, but can I still do my own dental? 97 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:22,554 Yeah, whatever you want. 98 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:27,893 I can't believe it's real! 99 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,728 It just needs Bella's signature. 100 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:32,773 And also, you need to trim about 100 words 101 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:33,899 'cause I don't want to mess with the design. 102 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:34,942 Oh. 103 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:36,235 Maybe lose the bit 104 00:04:36,402 --> 00:04:37,820 about Bella finding the earring? 105 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:39,530 What? It's the soul of the piece. 106 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:40,781 Ugh, you really are a writer. 107 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:41,907 Yeah! 108 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,411 Oh, it feels great to be back. 109 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:46,495 I have missed this place. 110 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:48,539 Aw. Well, we missed you too. 111 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:49,873 A lot of people here care about you, 112 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,460 and you sort of disappeared on us. 113 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,046 Well, I--I needed to figure some stuff out, you know? 114 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:58,924 Mm. Like Bella? 115 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:01,218 And her escapades seem to have brought some stability. 116 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:03,929 And adventure. 117 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:06,390 Yeah, Bella's been around the block now. 118 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:08,392 Those San Marino blocks are long and leafy. 119 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:10,227 You don't know the half of it. 120 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:12,104 But Bella started her journey 121 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:14,148 through some other neighborhoods too. 122 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:18,444 Ones with more experimental architecture. 123 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,195 Think she's tempted to revisit those? 124 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:23,907 Well, Bella is in a--a better place 125 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:26,618 with her husband, Gian-Paul, 126 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:30,080 and uh, Bella needs to focus on her work 127 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,498 while at work 128 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:34,251 and nothing else. 129 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:35,419 Do you get what I'm saying? I'm not good at this. 130 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:36,962 No, I get it. 131 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:38,881 ♪ But I woke up this morning ♪ 132 00:05:39,048 --> 00:05:40,340 ♪ With that taste In my mouth ♪ 133 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,676 - Oh, what's going on here? - Oh, nothing. 134 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,011 Just finishing up some stuff for tonight. 135 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,930 Oh, right. Your secret special something. 136 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:47,806 - What time is it again? - Uh-- 137 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,349 Doors open at 8:00. 138 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,769 Don't worry if you can't make it. 139 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,270 You work hard, you play hard. 140 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,772 You deserve a quiet night in. 141 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:55,939 No, I can spare 90 minutes. 142 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,066 That's just an estimate. 143 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:58,067 I didn't factor in applause breaks. 144 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:00,069 Okay, you mind heading in and finishing up? 145 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,612 Yeah. But all good, Prigger. 146 00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:02,946 I mean, Connie's coming tonight, 147 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,114 and those are really the only eyes I need, 148 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:05,157 so honestly, don't worry about it. 149 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:06,158 - Uh-uh. - Okay. 150 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:07,159 Okay. 151 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:11,288 - Hey! - Oh, hi! Mwah! 152 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:14,625 Oh, both cheeks! That's new. 153 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:15,626 Maybe I'll use that for Bella. 154 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:16,668 - Oh, you should! - Yeah. 155 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:17,586 Listen, um, I'm just popping in. 156 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:19,379 I'm gonna drop these off, 157 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:20,380 and then I'm gonna go meet Constance in Beverly Hills. 158 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:21,840 Oh, excuse me. 159 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:23,050 - Field trip with the boss? - Mm-hmm. 160 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:24,510 Somebody's making an impression. 161 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:25,511 I think she just wants to give me notes 162 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:26,386 on the August issue 163 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,639 in her, you know, natural habitat. 164 00:06:28,806 --> 00:06:30,516 But anyway, it's so good that you're back. 165 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:31,683 Oh, well, it feels great. 166 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,102 Everything got so shiny. 167 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:34,645 - I know. - Right? 168 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:36,438 Oh, did you look at those revisions? 169 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:37,981 No, not yet, but I will. 170 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,525 I'm just--you know, I'm swamped. 171 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,110 There's just-- there's so much going on here, 172 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,112 and--and I-- I'm trying to write my book, 173 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:44,530 and I have the--the renovations on the new condo-- 174 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:45,989 And? 175 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,324 Plus crashing at the Margaux, yes, 176 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:48,659 so I'm just getting no sleep. 177 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:50,244 Now, is that the hotel's fault 178 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,787 or your rock star boyfriend? 179 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:54,039 He's not my boyfriend. He is just-- 180 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:56,416 The famous musician you're shacking up with. 181 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,085 I cannot believe this is my life 182 00:06:58,252 --> 00:06:59,920 and not some story that I'm writing in my head. 183 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,381 It's wild! It's almost as wild as Bella. 184 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:03,799 Where do you come up with that stuff? 185 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:05,050 Oh, well, actually-- 186 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,385 Does my hair look okay, by the way? 187 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:07,344 I did not have time to wash it this morning 188 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:08,887 because I was having sex. 189 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:11,265 Yes, yes. 190 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,018 It looks perfect. 191 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:18,063 I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. 192 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:19,690 Okay, I hope you can uh, read my notes. 193 00:07:19,857 --> 00:07:21,817 They got a little bit smudged. 194 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:23,652 Whiskey and, uh... 195 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:26,405 ...mint chip. 196 00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:27,531 What a Wednesday. 197 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:28,740 Well, I learned from the best. 198 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:32,035 Yes, you did. Okay, I call it... 199 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:34,997 ...Good Clean Fun. 200 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:36,456 Oh, your dream shoot. 201 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:39,251 Okay, I am ready. Tell me everything. 202 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,670 A bathhouse, West Hollywood. 203 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:43,172 More men that we know what to do with. 204 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,382 A bathhouse? Very sexy. 205 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:46,592 Okay, what's the angle? 206 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:47,593 Okay. 207 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,553 Communal bathing. 208 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,639 Men lounging, reading, playing board games. 209 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,433 It's an exploration of the male form 210 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,143 without artifice, out in the wild. 211 00:07:58,562 --> 00:07:59,438 Huh. 212 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:04,026 Do you think it might be too, um... 213 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,487 ...straightforward for Minx? 214 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:08,739 It's real. 215 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:09,781 You know, actual male desire. 216 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,450 Totally. 217 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:12,743 Yeah. 218 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:14,953 It's, uh, it's-- it's very, um... 219 00:08:18,624 --> 00:08:20,918 Maybe I can, um, think on it. Okay. 220 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:22,920 Richie's been waiting weeks to pitch this to you. 221 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,338 We've already rescheduled twice. 222 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,714 - We have to pull the trigger. - Yeah. 223 00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:28,300 I just--I don't see how, um, 224 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:30,886 this slots into a women's magazine. 225 00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:33,138 What if, you know, it's not in a bathhouse? 226 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:34,640 What if it's the same, 227 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,058 but just, you know, somewhere else? 228 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:37,309 Then it would be different. 229 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:38,393 I think that we should put a pin in it 230 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,603 and we should think about 231 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:42,397 something more aspirational, okay? 232 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:43,774 Our centerfolds are the ultimate fantasy. 233 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,734 For our female readers. 234 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:49,029 Sounds like you have a very clear vision. 235 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,322 Any fixes? 236 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:51,615 Uh... 237 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:55,577 ...what about backstage? 238 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,162 A-a stolen moment 239 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:58,121 with a rock star in his dressing room? 240 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:00,040 Wow. Lightning strikes. 241 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:00,916 How'd you come up with that one? 242 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:04,670 I guess I'll go find us a rock star. 243 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,592 Didn't your mama ever teach you how to turn someone down? 244 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:11,718 My mother? No. 245 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:12,678 My mother... 246 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,390 My mother wasn't around for that kind of stuff. 247 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,267 Not something you want to talk about? 248 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:19,601 No, not really. 249 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,311 Well, my mama is a serious bitch, 250 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:22,729 and she taught me that 251 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,564 if you don't like something, you just say no. 252 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,692 - Who says I didn't like it? - You, in 40 ways. 253 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,694 Body language, tone of voice, even the way 254 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:29,778 you keep scratching the back of your head. 255 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:30,821 Okay, I feel observed. 256 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:32,281 You think it's nicer, 257 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:33,949 but it only makes everything worse. 258 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:36,118 Just be direct. 259 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:38,161 By the way, I've looked over your work expenses. 260 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,329 Mm-hmm? 261 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,331 14 valet stubs from the Margaux. 262 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,499 I'm living out of a suitcase. 263 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:43,625 I--I--I need a place to work. 264 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,002 You have an office. 265 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,503 I'm not accepting these. 266 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:47,379 - Yeah, but I'm staying-- - No. 267 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,257 See how easy that was? 268 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:52,509 Not a problem. 269 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:53,969 Bella quivered 270 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:56,096 as Gian-Paul shivered. 271 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,682 Ooh, that's good. 272 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:00,392 - Shel. - Hi, Doug. 273 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:01,518 Can I talk to you? 274 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,771 That Bella LaRouche stuff is sexy stuff. 275 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,148 It really is. 276 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:07,232 I didn't expect it from a Prigger. 277 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,234 Oh, well, I've always had a wild imagination. 278 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:10,819 Imagination--she's married to an orthodontist 279 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:12,195 from La Cañada. 280 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,780 It's actually San Marino, so... 281 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,824 Either way, I need a little bit of that sexiness 282 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:17,034 on my special project. 283 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,869 My copy could use a spark. 284 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,787 Well, my spark doesn't come cheap. 285 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,414 How's a hundred bucks and a peek on the inside? 286 00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:23,457 I'm in. 287 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,919 Shellfish! 288 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,087 You're gonna be working pretty closely 289 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,464 - with Bambs on this one. - You know what? 290 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,299 I'm on a deadline, actually, so I should just-- 291 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:35,010 Oh, come on. It's an afternoon, and that's-- 292 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,137 Well, that's really all the time we've got. 293 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,847 So I'm gonna lock you two girls in this room, 294 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:40,640 and please make some magic. 295 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,601 Magic's on hold. We have a huge problem. 296 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,978 The archdiocese said we can't use their venue anymore. 297 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,772 Oh, no. I guess it's all falling apart. 298 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,106 - I'll just get back to-- - No, no. 299 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,399 Just a little speed bump. It's a hiccup. 300 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:50,150 Everything's gonna be just fine. 301 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,318 I'm so sorry. 302 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,319 You give me one thing to do, 303 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:53,236 and I already screwed it up. 304 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,613 Oh, Bambi, it's fine. 305 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:55,947 I'll have a new venue by lunch. 306 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:57,282 But here's what I need you girls to do: 307 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,159 just stay in this room and grind it out 308 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,619 until you make something great together, okay? 309 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:01,828 Please. 310 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,592 Sorry, appointment only. 311 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:16,802 She has one. 312 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,057 - This is Betty, the designer. - Hi. 313 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:24,017 My latest discovery. 314 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:28,355 An all-female staff confronting the sartorial ennui 315 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,023 of the working women's wardrobe. 316 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,067 Right. Uh... 317 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,860 okay, well, while I agree 318 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,696 that professional women do need more clothing options, 319 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:40,700 I wonder if uh, fashion coverage is beyond the scope of-- 320 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,578 No, we're not here for the magazine. 321 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:46,915 We're actually here for you. 322 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:47,916 I'll grab the second rack. 323 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,584 A little wardrobe rethink. 324 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,920 Multiple racks? 325 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:53,839 Didn't realize my wardrobe was so stale. 326 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,674 Oh, you have beautiful style. You do. 327 00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:59,219 It just needs to catch up to the woman that you've become 328 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,805 and the magazine that you've elevated so beautifully. 329 00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,640 Okay. That's very kind. 330 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,559 Thank you, Constance, but it's-- 331 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,935 I actually put a lot of thought into what I wear. 332 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,396 Right. 333 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:13,525 Navy suits and pussy bows, they got you here, 334 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,902 but you do not need to dress like a man 335 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,529 to earn the respect of one. 336 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:18,738 Mm-mm. 337 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,740 Not anymore. 338 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,410 Surely, there is something here that catches your eye. 339 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,248 Huh. 340 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:31,668 What a figure! 341 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,253 See, I had a feeling. 342 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,713 Y--yeah. 343 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,591 It feels like a bit of a departure. 344 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,886 No one at your level 345 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:44,055 is claiming sexuality and intelligence 346 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,765 with equal confidence. 347 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:50,061 We can be powerful and feminine. 348 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:53,773 Give our girls something to aspire to. 349 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,109 See, I had to make this all up as I went along. 350 00:12:56,276 --> 00:13:00,197 And boy, do I have the scars to prove it. 351 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:03,450 Let me ease your path a little. 352 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,204 I have loved having you to look to. 353 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,164 It's not something I'm used to. 354 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:10,749 And I have really enjoyed 355 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,710 having a smart younger woman to fuss over. 356 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,130 No one is gonna force you to do something 357 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,298 that you don't want to do. 358 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,259 Ah. 359 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:24,804 Why don't you wear this out, see how you feel? 360 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,724 If you don't like it, we'll scrap the whole thing. 361 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,103 You know what? 362 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,314 I think we might have room after all. 363 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,316 Bring back one of those chunky books for her to read. 364 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:41,321 Hmm. I call it Backstage Ass. 365 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,121 She's not dumb. This can't be in the magazine. 366 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,414 Honey, lift up your chin a little bit. 367 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,708 Less bored, more judgmental. 368 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,545 You don't care how hard he worked on that song. 369 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,171 You're at 90% fuck you. 370 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,131 You need to bring this thing down to about ten. 371 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,466 Only 90? 372 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,301 Hey, Danny, fly in that typewriter. 373 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,928 She wants everyone to know how busy she is. 374 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,846 Oh, um, typewriting costs extra. 375 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,224 - Richie? - Excuse me. 376 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,184 What? 377 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,727 We both know I should be shooting Bathhouse right now. 378 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:15,772 She's the boss, remember? 379 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,440 Joyce and I used to have a dialogue. 380 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,859 Now it feels like a lecture. 381 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,362 I understand your frustration. 382 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,198 If you can't do this concept, just scrap the shoot. 383 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,075 We'll go with a retrospective. 384 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:28,326 Easy. 385 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,203 The magazine isn't even a year old. 386 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,913 That's creative bankruptcy. 387 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,583 Telling your boss to go screw herself is career suicide. 388 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,376 Don't sweat it. 389 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,628 I already pulled some goofy, behind-the-scenes shots. 390 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,047 - We can just-- - Stop hurting me. 391 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,841 Okay. 392 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,051 I'll figure it out. 393 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:51,641 What? 394 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,226 No, I swear. 395 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,020 I thought I was done, but she kept squealing, 396 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,063 so I shoved both my hands back inside 397 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,231 and pulled out another piglet. 398 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,733 Oh, my God. 399 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,152 The things that happen to you on the 405. 400 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,195 Oh, I have missed these stories. 401 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,239 Oh, my God, and look how fast the work went. 402 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,407 Is there anything else? Are we-- 403 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,492 - No, I think that's it. - Okay. 404 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:10,785 Should we have sex now? 405 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,538 Oh, n--no. Uh, but--no. 406 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:16,249 I--um, I-- I can't do that again. 407 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,043 I just thought with you coming back here, just-- 408 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,711 Yeah, well, I'm-- 409 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:23,214 Bambi, I'm back, but we need to be friends. 410 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:24,716 No more... you know. 411 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,926 - Orgasms. - Yes, that. 412 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,429 Or any associated behaviors. 413 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,889 That's okay. 414 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,223 I love friends. 415 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:33,350 Friends are the family you choose, 416 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,352 and you don't have sex with family. 417 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:36,936 Unless it's your stepsibling. 418 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,022 And even then, you have to keep it a secret 419 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:40,440 because of his political career. 420 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:42,734 I just want you to be happy. 421 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,819 Oh, I am. I'm very happy. 422 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:45,904 Good. 423 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,447 So am I. 424 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,285 Beautiful, beautiful. 425 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,704 Yeah, you've got a lot of girls out there 426 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,206 that'll wanna see this. 427 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,458 That's nice. That's great. 428 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,043 That's excellent. 429 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,212 David, shoot more toward the camera. 430 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:08,551 Hey, Graham. Eyes over here. 431 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:13,264 ♪ She taught me to run ♪ 432 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,643 My day opened up. 433 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,229 Let's get you in the shot. 434 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:20,647 Hey, Andy, let's get her in the shot. 435 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:21,606 She already is. 436 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:22,941 We're on the clock, hon'. Budge up. 437 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,401 Oh, yeah. Totally get it. 438 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,236 Yes, um, where do you want me to-- 439 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,154 Um, yeah, you should go over there. 440 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,533 Back there in the gazebo, cabana thing. 441 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,830 - Hi, I'm-- - Joyce Prigger. 442 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,039 - Yeah, that's me. - Fun. 443 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:38,957 You writing a story? 444 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,750 Uh, yeah. 445 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,252 Yeah, I could be if there's, you know, one to tell. 446 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:43,378 You want any nuggets included? 447 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:44,796 Just make it clear 448 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,090 Carrie and Neil are very happy together. 449 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,092 - Mm-hmm. - Groupies are always circling. 450 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,260 Move quick if you want a drink. 451 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,470 They devour everything. 452 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,472 Well, you're just in time 453 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,099 'cause we're all out. 454 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,101 - There you go. - Mm, thank you. 455 00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:01,646 - Love your dress. - Thank you. 456 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,815 Um, so... 457 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,567 We're with Graham. 458 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,318 He wanted our eyes on this. 459 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,737 Did he? 460 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:09,988 And how do you know Graham? 461 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,489 I was at this party 462 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:12,907 and got invited onstage to play the shakers. 463 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,367 You don't say? 464 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,161 He told her that she had the best rhythm 465 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,204 - of any girl he'd ever met. - Stop. 466 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,330 Joyce, my minx, 467 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:20,248 you want something from the kitchen? 468 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:21,291 We're putting in an order. 469 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,834 - Um-- - Oh, my God. 470 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,377 - You're the Minx lady? - Mm-hmm. 471 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,754 Oh, my God! 472 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,422 My mom loves your magazine. 473 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,382 Your mom? That is great. 474 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,842 That's so--that's so great. 475 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,428 We have a lot of older, um, readers. 476 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:34,304 How old is your mom? 477 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,764 32 next week. 478 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,182 And you're dating Graham? 479 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:40,560 Uh, would definitely not say dating. 480 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,354 So what about you? 481 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:44,522 I mean, what is Joyce Prigger doing 482 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,399 in the fun time cabana? 483 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,155 You know, that is a great question. 484 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,633 ♪ Listen to the music ♪ 485 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,717 ♪ Listen to the music ♪ 486 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:13,927 - Hey. - Hi. 487 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,178 VIPs this way. 488 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:19,891 ♪ Listen to the groove, yeah ♪ 489 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:22,769 Ooh, Joyce! 490 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,479 Looking good. 491 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,565 Tina! Oh, I am touched. 492 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:28,358 Don't make me regret the compliment. 493 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:29,526 Oh. 494 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,027 - Isn't she stunning? - Mm-hmm. 495 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,862 How do you feel? 496 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,032 Like myself. 497 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,243 You were right. You were right. 498 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:39,369 Thank you for the push. 499 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,162 Aw, that's my girl. 500 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,956 All right, a toast. 501 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,291 Doug even got me my favorite. Drambuie. 502 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,544 Oh, thank you. 503 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,088 Cheers. 504 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,130 What do you think this is? 505 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,132 Mm. 506 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,010 Ladies and gentleladies, the show is about to begin... 507 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,804 That is strong. 508 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,430 ...and so please take your seats 509 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:00,723 and clear your minds, 510 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,643 because the journey starts now. 511 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,983 And that's why I deserve a raise. 512 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,734 Quit yer yappin'! 513 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,571 Hike up that skirt and show me those legs. 514 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:15,697 Where's my dinner? 515 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,574 You promised me ham! 516 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,576 If God wanted your opinion, 517 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:20,869 he would've made you a man. 518 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,121 Et tu, padre? 519 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,748 Oh! 520 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,877 It's so hard being a woman in 1973. 521 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:32,046 If only there was a way to make a change. 522 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,012 I said, if only there was a way 523 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,471 to make a change! 524 00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,100 A dirty lamp? 525 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,102 A woman's job is never done. 526 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,649 A magic genie? 527 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,989 I'm here to grant you three wishes. 528 00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,575 Hmm, wow. 529 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:04,662 I guess my first wish would be to find a man who gets it. 530 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,205 Your wish is my command... 531 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,708 at Club Minx! 532 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,587 That's right, ladies! 533 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,673 Welcome to the club where you come first and often! 534 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,008 ♪ When you gonna wake up ♪ 535 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,552 Don't worry about dinner tonight, 536 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,847 because what Maurice has cooking is piping hot! 537 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,234 Don't get your panties in a bunch. 538 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,695 Ivan's here to take 'em off... 539 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,739 ...and iron them. 540 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,908 ♪ Hollywood high ♪ 541 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:48,122 ♪ Hollywood high ♪ 542 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,040 Oh... 543 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,045 Are you feeling underappreciated, ladies? 544 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:57,465 Well maybe tonight Nestor can help, 545 00:20:57,632 --> 00:21:01,344 'cause he's gonna take really good care of your children. 546 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:05,974 And last but definitely not least, ladies, 547 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,601 remember you're not alone in this revolution. 548 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,603 Oh, no! 549 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:14,983 Because my guy Xavier isn't afraid to fight... 550 00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,818 for your rights! 551 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,785 [Mantis' "Hollywood Eyes" playing" 552 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:32,000 ♪ They say in Hollywood the garden grows ♪ 553 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:35,294 ♪ They say in Hollywood That everyone knows ♪ 554 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,130 ♪ Oh ♪ 555 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:46,222 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! 556 00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,433 That's how you start a show, boys! 557 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:49,976 Sexy, sexy! Keep fluffing, keep fluffing! 558 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,686 Doug, last looks on Maurice. 559 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,068 Let's just see. 560 00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:00,903 Stick this in there. Don't be shy. 561 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:02,488 - For real? - It's not a judgment. 562 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,033 It's stagecraft, Mo. Just do what I'm asking. 563 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,705 All the letters I can write 564 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,415 are not as fair as this. 565 00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:14,208 Syllables of velvet, 566 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,586 depths of ruby, undrained. 567 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,149 And a bathhouse was too much? 568 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:42,612 - Where's Joyce? - Depends. 569 00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:45,615 Where'd you land on the shoot? 570 00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:48,284 Deadline's a deadline. 571 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:54,040 Now, am I supposed to find the baby attractive? 572 00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:55,500 Because I do. 573 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:58,878 But is that the intention of the piece? 574 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,130 Probably best to not think about it too hard. 575 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,715 Hey, Xavier. Come here for a sec, would ya? 576 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:03,925 Anything you need, Mr. Doug. 577 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:04,842 Okay, you see that woman over there? 578 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,344 Mm. 579 00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:07,428 See the one I'm pointing at? 580 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,180 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 581 00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:11,140 You got something special in you, man. 582 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:12,683 - Know what I mean? - Mm. 583 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:13,851 You've been working your whole life for it. 584 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,186 Well, now's the moment. 585 00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:17,647 I want you to go make that woman feel alive 586 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,732 the way only the X-man can. 587 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,277 You know, my name actually isn't Xavier. 588 00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:24,570 - Yeah, I get it, I get it. - Okay. 589 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:25,530 But that's what I'm gonna need from you, okay? 590 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:26,948 Okay. 591 00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,407 No, no, no, no, no. 592 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:29,784 Sexy baby's on stage. Just give him a second. 593 00:23:29,951 --> 00:23:32,495 You have one final wish. 594 00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:34,914 Use it wisely. 595 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:38,292 I wish women ruled the world. 596 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:41,379 As the next President of the United States, 597 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:43,631 do you promise to protect life, liberty, 598 00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:45,508 and the pursuit of... 599 00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:46,759 sexiness? 600 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,220 I do, America. 601 00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:09,699 ♪ Friends say it's fine ♪ 602 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:11,367 ♪ Friends say it's good ♪ 603 00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:12,869 ♪ Everybody says ♪ 604 00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:16,247 ♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪ 605 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:22,170 ♪ I move like a cat Charge like a ram ♪ 606 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:26,549 ♪ Sting like a bee, babe I wanna be your man ♪ 607 00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:34,056 ♪ Well, it's plain to see ♪ 608 00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:35,683 ♪ You were meant for me ♪ 609 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,476 ♪ Yeah, I'm your boy ♪ 610 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,604 ♪ Your 20th Century toy ♪ 611 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:50,239 ♪ Friends say it's fine Friends say it's good ♪ 612 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:51,908 ♪ Everybody says ♪ 613 00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:56,704 ♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪ 614 00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,790 M-I-N-X! 615 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:01,709 M-I-N-X! 616 00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:04,003 - What club is this? - Club Minx! 617 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,922 Yeah! So good! 618 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,673 So sexy, guys! 619 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,176 That was excellent. Really good, really good. 620 00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:12,136 Hey, tip these guys out, okay? Give 'em some real money. 621 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:13,387 I'm so proud of you guys! 622 00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:16,432 Block off '73 and '74! 623 00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:19,143 We got a fucking hit! I love you guys so much. 624 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:20,311 Hey! 625 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:26,108 You said you wanted a big idea, I gave you gravity, huh? 626 00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:27,568 I haven't been this entertained 627 00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:29,570 since Nat King Cole sung at my wedding. 628 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:30,905 Oh, I knew it! 629 00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:32,490 But this is just the start! 630 00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:34,492 I want to start with medium-size markets, 631 00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:36,702 two troupes, East Coast, West Coast. 632 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,913 - really just-- - Joyce has some concerns. 633 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,539 Oh, yeah. I saw you. 634 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:43,292 You seemed to be very concerned with my pal Xavier. 635 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:45,211 The show was really fun. 636 00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:47,338 It was acrobatic, 637 00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:50,341 and the men had impressive physiques. 638 00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:52,176 Oh, these boys have rock-hard bodies. 639 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:55,179 It takes real dedication, and they got it. 640 00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:56,931 I saw you liking it. 641 00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:58,432 You throw a great party. 642 00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:00,184 Oh, thank you. 643 00:26:00,351 --> 00:26:02,603 But I don't want to be the host of it. 644 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,690 It just--it wasn't Minx. 645 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:08,651 Well, what are you talking about, right? 646 00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:10,528 Minx is so much more than a magazine now. 647 00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:12,571 We can be whatever the fuck we want, right? 648 00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:15,283 No one at our level 649 00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:18,202 is claiming sexuality and intelligence 650 00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:19,912 with equal confidence, 651 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:23,833 and this was one of those things, but it just-- 652 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,836 I don't see a world where it ever becomes both. 653 00:26:29,714 --> 00:26:33,718 You said you wanted to be wowed, right? 654 00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:35,845 Well, were you fucking wowed tonight? 655 00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:38,472 Yes, and as much as I enjoyed myself, 656 00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:39,974 I have to defer to Joyce. 657 00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:42,476 That was our deal. 658 00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:45,187 But Joyce, you look at that. 659 00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:49,233 Sexual liberation on display. 660 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,360 Doug, the answer is no. 661 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:52,611 I'm sorry. 662 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,661 ♪ And she treats me ♪ 663 00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:02,371 ♪ Like I don't care ♪ 664 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,665 I can barely hear the "fuck you." 665 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,709 - Joyce loved them. - Of course she did. 666 00:27:06,876 --> 00:27:08,586 - These are amazing. - Mm. 667 00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:11,255 Bathhouse would've been better. 668 00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:13,049 You weren't really gonna do a retrospective, were you? 669 00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:14,967 No. Even I know that's a bad idea. 670 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:17,470 Hmm. 671 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:18,763 You know, you're really good 672 00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:20,681 at this whole managing people thing. 673 00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:22,183 It's my job. 674 00:27:22,350 --> 00:27:23,225 But I'm not sure I like it when you do it to me. 675 00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:24,852 Sometimes you're the job. 676 00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:28,397 But you're worth it. 677 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,024 Look what you can do. 678 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,445 You think anyone else knows how good we are? 679 00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:39,909 Not a chance. 680 00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:42,411 ♪ To have and to hold ♪ 681 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,288 ♪ To say in my soul ♪ 682 00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:45,790 Chin up, okay? 683 00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:47,541 No one can take away what you did out there. 684 00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:51,879 Oh... 685 00:27:52,046 --> 00:27:53,381 Hey, I know it hurts. 686 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:54,673 I mean, I only worked on it a day, 687 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:55,966 and I'm very disappointed. 688 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,885 I can't imagine how you're feeling. 689 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,097 When you dream something up 690 00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:03,432 and someone just takes it away... 691 00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:05,559 I don't think I have it in me. 692 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,186 Business is so mean. 693 00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:08,854 It is mean, 694 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,689 but you just need a good night's sleep, you know? 695 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,650 Oh. 696 00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:14,985 Will you stay a little longer? 697 00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:16,153 I just need a friend. 698 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,822 I don't want to be alone tonight. 699 00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:22,410 You know what? I wish I could, but I just-- 700 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:24,036 I--I have to get home. 701 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,704 I'm sorry. 702 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,206 It's okay. 703 00:28:35,965 --> 00:28:37,633 What a waste. 704 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:46,267 You know, I haven't had a boss since I was 16 years old, 705 00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:48,352 and now I have two, 706 00:28:48,519 --> 00:28:50,896 and one of them is Joyce fucking Prigger. 707 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,481 I was wondering when you were gonna figure that out. 708 00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:54,483 I have been busting my ass. 709 00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:56,610 I've been working so hard, Tines. 710 00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:58,320 And what do I have to show for it? 711 00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:01,031 A Rolls-Royce, a six-figure deal, 712 00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:03,534 and... how many Speedos did you buy? 713 00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:04,785 Minimum was 2,000. 714 00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:06,704 I got a little cocky and bought 4,000. 715 00:29:06,871 --> 00:29:09,081 You could uh, slap a Minx logo on 'em. 716 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:10,708 Please don't. 717 00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:14,295 What do you say we hop in your fancy car, 718 00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:16,338 drive up the coast, 719 00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,466 get lost where no one can reach us? 720 00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:23,762 Only if you drive so I can get drunk in the car. 721 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,222 Deal. 722 00:29:30,019 --> 00:29:31,103 You never said goodbye. 723 00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:34,690 I was told not to interrupt the talent. 724 00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:36,275 I made a mistake. 725 00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:38,068 I wanted you there, it's just-- I don't know. 726 00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:41,155 Sometimes--sometimes I get caught up. 727 00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:46,202 You're a star, Graham. 728 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:47,995 And you should enjoy that. 729 00:29:48,162 --> 00:29:50,748 I plan on doing the same. 730 00:29:50,915 --> 00:29:51,916 Just not with you. 731 00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:53,834 Come on. 732 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:55,544 - Don't be mad. - I'm not. 733 00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,215 Look, we had a lot of fun, 734 00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:01,133 and you introduced me to my new favorite hotel. 735 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,095 All right. Okay. 736 00:30:05,262 --> 00:30:07,139 Yeah. 737 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:08,140 Well, can we at least just-- 738 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,059 - Good night, Graham. - Okay. 739 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,939 If you change your mind... 740 00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:16,315 I'll be over here. 741 00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:27,701 - Was that-- - Yeah. 742 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:38,212 ♪ Thunder And lightning in my eyes ♪ 743 00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:40,881 ♪ And when the train ♪ 744 00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:42,716 ♪ Began to move ♪ 745 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:47,221 ♪ Then she waved goodbye To being for a while ♪ 746 00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:51,475 ♪ All the air ♪ 747 00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:55,020 ♪ Just seemed quite foggy To me ♪ 748 00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:09,368 ♪ We have spoken in a way ♪ 749 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:12,037 ♪ And I knew ♪ 750 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:16,417 ♪ That I had known her Before this day ♪ 751 00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:19,837 ♪ Echoing inside the ♪ 752 00:31:20,004 --> 00:31:22,339 ♪ Memories ♪ 753 00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:25,467 ♪ Still unknown to me ♪ 754 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:27,595 ♪ Do you know the feeling? ♪ 755 00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:30,180 ♪ Can you love someone ♪ 756 00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:34,268 ♪ You've only met A while ago ♪ 757 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,440 ♪ Is it just a life ♪ 758 00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:42,318 ♪ A lifetime gone ♪ 759 00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:49,617 ♪ Sing ba-da-da-da Da-da-da-da ♪ 760 00:31:49,783 --> 00:31:52,911 ♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da ♪ 761 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:55,748 ♪ Ba-da-da-da-da, da-da-da ♪