1 00:00:06,009 --> 00:00:07,043 - Hey. - Maggie! 2 00:00:07,344 --> 00:00:08,311 It's only a matter of time 3 00:00:08,645 --> 00:00:09,579 before George gives you a byline. 4 00:00:09,846 --> 00:00:11,094 You are so beyond a researcher. 5 00:00:11,381 --> 00:00:12,649 - We both are. - Thank you. 6 00:00:12,883 --> 00:00:14,050 You're more than happy 7 00:00:14,384 --> 00:00:15,919 to lap up the attention when it suits you. 8 00:00:16,286 --> 00:00:18,088 You're more than happy basking in my reflection. 9 00:00:18,355 --> 00:00:19,790 - Should we have sex now? - Oh, no. 10 00:00:20,056 --> 00:00:21,324 I, um--I-I can't do that again. 11 00:00:21,625 --> 00:00:23,393 - What? - We need to be friends. 12 00:00:23,794 --> 00:00:25,295 You think anyone else knows how good we are? 13 00:00:25,495 --> 00:00:26,363 Not a chance. 14 00:00:26,563 --> 00:00:27,697 You know, 15 00:00:28,064 --> 00:00:29,966 I haven't have a boss since I was 16 years old. 16 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:31,635 And now I have two, 17 00:00:31,968 --> 00:00:34,538 and one of them is Joyce fucking Prigger. 18 00:00:34,971 --> 00:00:37,007 I've decided to not move forward with Beyond. 19 00:00:37,340 --> 00:00:39,376 I need you to come up with more ideas-- 20 00:00:39,643 --> 00:00:41,124 your big Renetti ideas. 21 00:00:41,425 --> 00:00:43,246 Well, were you fucking wowed tonight? 22 00:00:43,513 --> 00:00:44,981 I have to defer to Joyce. 23 00:00:45,215 --> 00:00:46,650 Doug, the answer's no. 24 00:00:51,588 --> 00:00:52,989 You... 25 00:00:54,925 --> 00:00:57,661 Are you really not gonna speak to me this entire ride? 26 00:01:00,777 --> 00:01:03,834 I'm sorry I vetoed your dance troupe. 27 00:01:04,167 --> 00:01:06,002 Well, it could've been a revolution. 28 00:01:06,336 --> 00:01:07,784 Historically, I don't think revolutions 29 00:01:08,104 --> 00:01:09,940 - involve that much baby oil. - Okay. 30 00:01:10,207 --> 00:01:11,575 Listen, Doug, it wasn't-- 31 00:01:12,008 --> 00:01:14,444 If you say "it wasn't personal" to me one more time, Joyce... 32 00:01:14,611 --> 00:01:15,592 It wasn't. 33 00:01:15,946 --> 00:01:18,395 I'm just getting hammered on all sides. 34 00:01:18,748 --> 00:01:20,650 I mean, Connie kills my science magazine. 35 00:01:20,884 --> 00:01:22,586 You murder my sexy boys. 36 00:01:22,853 --> 00:01:24,701 I'm on the goddamn schneid. 37 00:01:26,690 --> 00:01:28,004 "Schneid's" a losing streak. 38 00:01:28,391 --> 00:01:30,407 That's what you call schmoozing in Sin City-- 39 00:01:30,694 --> 00:01:32,229 cutting international deals 40 00:01:32,629 --> 00:01:35,799 and bathed in glorious neon surrounded by games of chance? 41 00:01:36,132 --> 00:01:39,035 I'm selling foreign rights to Minx, Joyce. 42 00:01:39,436 --> 00:01:42,439 I'm not exactly attending Frank Sinatra's birthday party. 43 00:01:42,739 --> 00:01:44,454 No, that's next weekend. 44 00:01:44,808 --> 00:01:48,058 Me back in Vegas-- this is a huge mistake. 45 00:01:48,378 --> 00:01:50,013 This town has a nose for failure, 46 00:01:50,313 --> 00:01:53,283 and I got the fucking stink, so... 47 00:01:53,617 --> 00:01:55,452 You know, this city shouldn't even be here. 48 00:01:55,785 --> 00:01:58,688 It's an oasis built on hustle and moxie. 49 00:01:59,089 --> 00:02:01,791 This is where people come to turn their luck around. 50 00:02:07,964 --> 00:02:09,900 Oh... 51 00:02:10,166 --> 00:02:11,735 Thank you. 52 00:02:12,102 --> 00:02:14,070 - Thanks, boss. - Would you look around? 53 00:02:14,404 --> 00:02:16,473 - Yeah. - Oh, come on. 54 00:02:16,773 --> 00:02:18,074 How can you be depressed in Vegas? 55 00:02:18,408 --> 00:02:19,476 I'm not depressed. It's just-- 56 00:02:19,676 --> 00:02:20,810 Thank you. 57 00:02:21,177 --> 00:02:22,712 Man, I miss that sound-- 58 00:02:22,979 --> 00:02:24,281 money and tears. 59 00:02:24,528 --> 00:02:26,283 "A stately pleasure-dome decree." 60 00:02:26,616 --> 00:02:27,884 You know, maybe you're right, Joycey. 61 00:02:28,184 --> 00:02:29,286 Maybe things are getting better. 62 00:02:29,586 --> 00:02:31,288 - Renetti. - Yeah. 63 00:02:31,521 --> 00:02:34,157 This is for '65, fuckhead. 64 00:02:34,457 --> 00:02:35,959 If you want it 65 00:02:36,259 --> 00:02:37,894 If you want it, baby 66 00:02:38,161 --> 00:02:39,829 Get on it, ah! 67 00:02:40,096 --> 00:02:41,064 If you want it 68 00:02:41,998 --> 00:02:43,333 I think we got the shot. 69 00:02:43,667 --> 00:02:44,701 - Whoo. - Thank you. 70 00:02:45,001 --> 00:02:46,303 - Good match, everyone. - Hey. 71 00:02:46,636 --> 00:02:47,938 - Killer forehand, bro. - Thanks, man. 72 00:02:48,204 --> 00:02:49,886 Nice work, boys, nice work. 73 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,741 This issue's gonna be huge. 74 00:02:52,108 --> 00:02:55,312 Our readers love a clean-cut sportsman or two. 75 00:02:55,545 --> 00:02:56,846 Sorry I'm late. 76 00:02:57,180 --> 00:02:58,548 Got caught arguing ad rates with Kotex. 77 00:02:58,882 --> 00:03:00,317 I hope you didn't cave to those terrorists. 78 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,552 Tampax will pay us double for exclusivity. 79 00:03:02,852 --> 00:03:04,654 That would mean breaking our contract. 80 00:03:05,021 --> 00:03:06,756 Oh, well, they might try and wiggle out themselves 81 00:03:07,057 --> 00:03:09,659 if the environment is inhospitable. 82 00:03:09,893 --> 00:03:11,761 I guess I'll get creative. 83 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:13,330 I guess you will. 84 00:03:13,630 --> 00:03:16,466 Another masterpiece, Ricardo. 85 00:03:19,302 --> 00:03:20,670 Honestly, you didn't miss much. 86 00:03:21,071 --> 00:03:23,940 Prigger special, rackets, dick, oh, look, there's a lady. 87 00:03:24,207 --> 00:03:25,175 - She's in power. - The usual. 88 00:03:25,408 --> 00:03:26,923 Last chance, Richie, okay? 89 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:28,812 The boys are coming, too. It's gonna be fun. 90 00:03:29,212 --> 00:03:30,894 Uh, me and Danny still have some work we need to finish up. 91 00:03:31,147 --> 00:03:32,349 You go on ahead. 92 00:03:32,562 --> 00:03:33,984 Hold on. What's happening here? 93 00:03:34,384 --> 00:03:36,386 We're hitting the Palomino to watch the Battle of the Sexes. 94 00:03:36,820 --> 00:03:39,189 - It's the event of the year. - Ooh, I'm racing home to watch. 95 00:03:39,522 --> 00:03:40,924 I wouldn't miss Billie Jean for the world. 96 00:03:41,157 --> 00:03:42,559 Did I tell you-- 97 00:03:42,993 --> 00:03:44,594 About your chance encounters on the junior-tennis circuit? 98 00:03:44,828 --> 00:03:45,862 Holmby Hills in '62. 99 00:03:46,196 --> 00:03:47,797 Well, don't forget Toluca Lake in '65 100 00:03:48,064 --> 00:03:49,199 She complimented my skort. 101 00:03:49,499 --> 00:03:51,401 - Wow. - You know, I like tennis. 102 00:03:51,835 --> 00:03:54,004 - Oh, I would've invited you. - She would've said no. 103 00:03:54,371 --> 00:03:55,972 - Yeah, you do always say no. - Okay, maybe lately. 104 00:03:56,339 --> 00:03:57,674 That doesn't mean I don't want to be invited. 105 00:03:58,041 --> 00:03:59,809 Yeah, but you're ascending to the corporate plane, 106 00:04:00,210 --> 00:04:02,812 leaving us mortals behind, but we're very proud of you. 107 00:04:03,179 --> 00:04:05,562 I'm still here, on the fun plane, being fun. 108 00:04:05,782 --> 00:04:06,950 Let's watch here! 109 00:04:07,283 --> 00:04:08,685 - Oh. - It'll be great. 110 00:04:08,918 --> 00:04:09,853 Just like old times. 111 00:04:10,186 --> 00:04:12,222 Uh, t-that's actually a bad idea. 112 00:04:12,535 --> 00:04:14,991 Yeah, fancy new offices, plush carpet, our bosses-- 113 00:04:15,392 --> 00:04:18,028 Are out of here and done giving us unnecessary feedback. 114 00:04:18,228 --> 00:04:19,396 I'm in charge. 115 00:04:19,763 --> 00:04:22,866 Good Time Tina says watch party at Bottom Dollar! 116 00:04:30,573 --> 00:04:32,008 What you want 117 00:04:34,324 --> 00:04:35,845 See it in motion 118 00:04:37,947 --> 00:04:39,649 Hear her talk 119 00:04:41,818 --> 00:04:44,020 You got to sell the notion 120 00:04:46,056 --> 00:04:48,324 That you want To follow her 121 00:04:48,591 --> 00:04:50,060 Wherever she goes 122 00:04:51,628 --> 00:04:53,363 Well, look at you. You look sharp. 123 00:04:53,630 --> 00:04:54,898 Thank you. 124 00:04:55,265 --> 00:04:57,067 My outfit's the opening volley on my panel remarks. 125 00:04:57,467 --> 00:05:00,236 I thinking of saying, "I'm here to talk female demographics, 126 00:05:00,470 --> 00:05:02,205 but I'm also quite fun." 127 00:05:02,452 --> 00:05:04,040 Oh, right, your, uh, chitchat thing, huh? 128 00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:05,475 You mean me forging 129 00:05:05,809 --> 00:05:08,311 essential bonds with other professional women? 130 00:05:08,678 --> 00:05:10,814 Shouldn't you be forging some fiscal bonds of your own? 131 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:12,248 No need. 132 00:05:12,515 --> 00:05:13,817 - What happened? - Nothing. 133 00:05:14,150 --> 00:05:15,251 I just don't have to hustle for buyers. 134 00:05:15,452 --> 00:05:16,586 They came to me. 135 00:05:16,953 --> 00:05:18,054 What, in the 30 minutes it took me to change? 136 00:05:18,354 --> 00:05:19,456 That's enough time to fuck things up 137 00:05:19,689 --> 00:05:20,957 but not make things good? 138 00:05:21,357 --> 00:05:23,827 Look, concierge had a stack of these for me at check-in. 139 00:05:24,127 --> 00:05:25,462 My room is full of fruit baskets. 140 00:05:25,695 --> 00:05:26,830 Everybody wants in. 141 00:05:27,197 --> 00:05:29,299 So all I have to do is play London off of Paris, 142 00:05:29,699 --> 00:05:31,668 gin up some old grudges from the war, you know, Europe shit. 143 00:05:31,935 --> 00:05:33,436 We'll set our own price. 144 00:05:34,938 --> 00:05:36,339 Doug, this is incredible. 145 00:05:36,706 --> 00:05:38,341 Yeah, if I can get all these deals done before dinner, 146 00:05:38,675 --> 00:05:40,410 I can get on the last Greyhound to Los Angeles. 147 00:05:40,610 --> 00:05:42,145 The bus? 148 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,380 Yeah. 149 00:05:45,882 --> 00:05:47,951 I'm tired, Joyce. 150 00:05:51,387 --> 00:05:54,691 It's possible, verging on probable, 151 00:05:55,058 --> 00:05:57,427 that I have underappreciated your contributions. 152 00:05:57,694 --> 00:06:00,697 What? You underappreciated me? 153 00:06:00,997 --> 00:06:03,099 - No. - You brought Constance in. 154 00:06:03,399 --> 00:06:04,667 You pitched her the global vision, 155 00:06:05,001 --> 00:06:06,336 and now you're about to make it happen. 156 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:09,539 I mean, you should run the thing. 157 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:11,541 Is that something you'd even want? 158 00:06:11,875 --> 00:06:15,178 To run an international publishing empire? 159 00:06:15,411 --> 00:06:16,312 - Me? - Yeah. 160 00:06:16,646 --> 00:06:18,815 That'd be mildly appealing, I guess. 161 00:06:19,182 --> 00:06:20,750 But, you know, Connie's the big boss on this, 162 00:06:21,017 --> 00:06:21,951 and she'd have to get on board. 163 00:06:22,252 --> 00:06:23,520 No. No, she's been deferring to me 164 00:06:23,753 --> 00:06:25,522 on everything Minx. 165 00:06:25,855 --> 00:06:28,958 I assure you I will make my strongest case. 166 00:06:29,325 --> 00:06:31,561 Well, that's a lot of travel. 167 00:06:31,928 --> 00:06:33,963 I just don't know where I would call home. 168 00:06:34,364 --> 00:06:37,567 Would it be Buenos Aires, Amsterdam, Monaco? 169 00:06:37,867 --> 00:06:39,769 I think London is less debauched, 170 00:06:40,069 --> 00:06:41,571 and, also, it's commonly acknowledged 171 00:06:41,905 --> 00:06:43,339 to be the center of international publishing, 172 00:06:43,673 --> 00:06:45,008 which would be none of my business, 173 00:06:45,375 --> 00:06:47,510 because off American soil, Minx would be yours. 174 00:06:47,710 --> 00:06:49,546 Ah. 175 00:06:49,946 --> 00:06:51,981 Well, I get along very well with a lot of girls. 176 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:54,751 I don't think you give us credit 177 00:06:55,084 --> 00:06:56,232 for having any brains. 178 00:06:56,619 --> 00:06:58,354 Billie's gonna wipe that smug smile off his face. 179 00:06:58,555 --> 00:06:59,589 I'm loving this. 180 00:06:59,923 --> 00:07:01,491 I'm rooting for the plucky lesbian, too. 181 00:07:01,891 --> 00:07:03,560 Oh, whoa, whoa. Billie's happily married. 182 00:07:03,860 --> 00:07:05,595 Her husband's a hunky blonde. 183 00:07:05,929 --> 00:07:08,198 Right. Sorry, I'm new to women's tennis. 184 00:07:08,531 --> 00:07:09,766 It's a Good Time Tina recipe. 185 00:07:10,033 --> 00:07:11,167 What are the measurements? 186 00:07:11,467 --> 00:07:12,569 Pour until there's nothing left. 187 00:07:13,937 --> 00:07:14,971 This whole thing's a joke. 188 00:07:15,251 --> 00:07:16,806 Men are better at sports than women, okay? 189 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:18,374 I'm sorry. I'm not pretending they're not. 190 00:07:18,641 --> 00:07:20,410 Billie Jean's not just a woman. 191 00:07:20,710 --> 00:07:22,378 She's the best of her generation. 192 00:07:22,725 --> 00:07:24,914 I could return that serve with my hands behind my back. 193 00:07:25,248 --> 00:07:27,050 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 194 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:29,365 Okay, prove it. 195 00:07:29,652 --> 00:07:30,820 - Prove it? - Yeah, prove it-- 196 00:07:31,087 --> 00:07:33,790 outside, right now, my serve. 197 00:07:33,957 --> 00:07:34,924 Hmm. 198 00:07:35,925 --> 00:07:39,262 Hands behind my back, lady. 199 00:07:39,662 --> 00:07:41,778 ...Astrodome, it's the Battle of the Sexes-- 200 00:07:42,131 --> 00:07:44,447 Billie Jean King versus Bobby Riggs. 201 00:07:44,901 --> 00:07:48,071 Anything you can do I can be part of 202 00:07:48,338 --> 00:07:49,405 My money's on Dustin. 203 00:07:49,739 --> 00:07:51,207 There is no beating testosterone. 204 00:07:51,474 --> 00:07:52,809 How's he gonna hold the racket? 205 00:07:53,009 --> 00:07:53,977 Telekinesis? 206 00:07:54,244 --> 00:07:55,445 Wasn't on his résumé. 207 00:07:55,778 --> 00:07:57,313 The only special skill he listed was "abs." 208 00:07:57,513 --> 00:07:58,448 Hmm. 209 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:02,398 Sorry, Danny needs me for a sec. 210 00:08:02,652 --> 00:08:04,053 It's a darkroom thing. 211 00:08:06,756 --> 00:08:10,426 Hey. 212 00:08:10,627 --> 00:08:11,828 Huh? Huh? 213 00:08:12,141 --> 00:08:14,611 Whoa. He should've listed that as a special skill. 214 00:08:14,944 --> 00:08:16,833 Little party trick from my Chico days. 215 00:08:17,146 --> 00:08:18,868 You think this is the first time I've seen a penis 216 00:08:19,168 --> 00:08:20,403 stuffed someplace it doesn't belong? 217 00:08:20,703 --> 00:08:22,605 I got two boys. Come on, love-all. 218 00:08:22,939 --> 00:08:25,675 - All right. - Whoo, Shelly! 219 00:08:25,975 --> 00:08:27,877 - Tough talk. - Thank you. 220 00:08:28,111 --> 00:08:29,445 Tough talk. 221 00:08:37,387 --> 00:08:38,268 Whoo. 222 00:08:38,521 --> 00:08:39,522 Get the racket. 223 00:08:39,856 --> 00:08:41,104 You maim the official, that's a forfeit. 224 00:08:41,491 --> 00:08:42,659 - That was out, second serve. - No, that wasn't out. 225 00:08:42,959 --> 00:08:44,160 What, are you calling me a liar? 226 00:08:44,494 --> 00:08:45,895 Yeah, 'cause it was not out. 227 00:08:46,296 --> 00:08:49,098 - Second serve, toots. - Don't call me toots, asshole. 228 00:08:49,299 --> 00:08:50,867 Oh, God. 229 00:08:53,636 --> 00:08:55,672 It's okay. You got this. 230 00:08:57,507 --> 00:08:58,608 You got this. 231 00:08:58,841 --> 00:09:00,657 What is he doing? 232 00:09:00,910 --> 00:09:01,911 Come on, wrap it up. 233 00:09:02,211 --> 00:09:04,347 I'm--I'm wrapping it. I'm wrapping it. 234 00:09:04,681 --> 00:09:06,683 - Can you hurry it up? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 235 00:09:06,883 --> 00:09:08,618 Here we go. 236 00:09:13,823 --> 00:09:14,791 Yes! 237 00:09:15,091 --> 00:09:16,272 Yeah! 238 00:09:18,261 --> 00:09:19,395 Yeah! 239 00:09:19,595 --> 00:09:20,697 - Point. - For me. 240 00:09:21,030 --> 00:09:22,532 The challenge was return the serve. 241 00:09:22,765 --> 00:09:25,168 I did. I win for men. 242 00:09:25,401 --> 00:09:27,870 Men! 243 00:09:28,037 --> 00:09:29,806 What? 244 00:09:30,173 --> 00:09:31,941 - No. No, no, no. - Men! Men! Men! 245 00:09:32,175 --> 00:09:33,509 Men! Men! Men! Men! 246 00:09:33,876 --> 00:09:35,111 - Uh... - Men! Men! Men! 247 00:09:35,378 --> 00:09:37,313 Guys, I, uh... 248 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,716 - I might be in trouble. - Men! Men! Men! 249 00:09:40,183 --> 00:09:42,585 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Meet the New Woman, 250 00:09:42,919 --> 00:09:45,922 all-new women's magazine for the new woman. 251 00:09:46,189 --> 00:09:47,523 Please take your seats. 252 00:09:47,857 --> 00:09:50,259 Hello. Checking in. It's Joyce P-- 253 00:09:50,473 --> 00:09:51,527 Of course, Ms. Prigger. 254 00:09:51,794 --> 00:09:53,096 Green lanyard for speakers. 255 00:09:53,363 --> 00:09:55,431 Ooh, so official. Thank you. 256 00:09:56,766 --> 00:09:57,767 Thank you. 257 00:09:58,768 --> 00:10:00,937 Would you mind? 258 00:10:01,137 --> 00:10:02,338 Oh. 259 00:10:02,705 --> 00:10:05,541 My pleasure, Beatrice. Anything for a reader. 260 00:10:05,775 --> 00:10:06,876 This was a good one. 261 00:10:07,143 --> 00:10:08,745 They're all good, Ms. Prigger. 262 00:10:08,945 --> 00:10:09,946 Stop. 263 00:10:10,279 --> 00:10:11,547 Um, have my fellow New Women checked in? 264 00:10:11,881 --> 00:10:13,329 I'd love to coordinate a group photo. 265 00:10:13,649 --> 00:10:15,485 - Oh, yes, right there. - Thank you. 266 00:10:19,989 --> 00:10:22,358 - Joyce. - George. 267 00:10:22,592 --> 00:10:23,793 I can't turn around 268 00:10:24,093 --> 00:10:25,762 without seeing your smiling face. 269 00:10:25,942 --> 00:10:27,530 Success agrees with you. 270 00:10:27,830 --> 00:10:29,732 Uh, you're here for my- my panel? 271 00:10:30,066 --> 00:10:32,335 Sort of. Uh, my monthly is up there. 272 00:10:32,668 --> 00:10:35,772 I left New York magazine, started my own. 273 00:10:35,972 --> 00:10:37,306 Gal! 274 00:10:37,587 --> 00:10:38,808 Exclamation mark and everything. 275 00:10:39,008 --> 00:10:40,276 Yeah. 276 00:10:40,643 --> 00:10:42,078 Oh, I'm sorry. I must have missed that on the stands. 277 00:10:42,412 --> 00:10:43,479 Oh, we're still in the growth mode-- 278 00:10:43,813 --> 00:10:44,994 you know, test issues in select cities. 279 00:10:45,281 --> 00:10:46,582 - Great response so far. - Oh. 280 00:10:46,983 --> 00:10:48,584 Boy, have women been waiting for someone to figure out 281 00:10:48,985 --> 00:10:50,953 how to combine the personal and political, make it fun. 282 00:10:51,187 --> 00:10:52,555 Gee, I hadn't noticed. 283 00:10:52,855 --> 00:10:54,957 Fellas, meet the famous Joyce Prigger. 284 00:10:56,426 --> 00:10:57,226 Meet your fellow panelists. 285 00:10:57,493 --> 00:10:59,262 Marshall Jensen, Healthy Lady. 286 00:10:59,529 --> 00:11:01,030 Gerald Scott, What Women Wear. 287 00:11:01,364 --> 00:11:03,566 Blaine Peters, Good Woman, Better Kitchen. 288 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:04,867 Better than what? 289 00:11:07,617 --> 00:11:08,805 Quite the lineup. 290 00:11:09,172 --> 00:11:10,740 Uh, George, I promise I'll take it easy on you. 291 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:13,176 Oh, no, no, no, I'm not speaking. 292 00:11:13,376 --> 00:11:15,478 My editor is. 293 00:11:15,778 --> 00:11:17,847 Joyce, look at you in that dress. 294 00:11:18,114 --> 00:11:20,850 Maggie, this is unexpected. 295 00:11:21,150 --> 00:11:22,185 We're about to begin, 296 00:11:22,485 --> 00:11:23,486 if you'll please take your seats. 297 00:11:23,786 --> 00:11:24,921 Uh, Joyce. 298 00:11:25,288 --> 00:11:26,756 I was hoping that we could have a second to chat, 299 00:11:27,156 --> 00:11:28,858 - you know, clear the air. - Oh, we're needed onstage. 300 00:11:33,229 --> 00:11:35,932 Nah, if Italy wants in, add another zero, my friend, 301 00:11:36,165 --> 00:11:37,366 and then we can talk. 302 00:11:37,733 --> 00:11:41,070 A zero? Ma che cazzo dici. Doug, that's insanity. 303 00:11:41,471 --> 00:11:43,840 Well, Berlin does not think so. They think it's fair. 304 00:11:44,173 --> 00:11:45,475 - Oh, come on. - Do me a favor. 305 00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:48,010 Find me when you're ready to play with the big boys, okay? 306 00:11:48,311 --> 00:11:49,278 - Come on. - No, you come on. 307 00:11:49,512 --> 00:11:50,546 Be fucking serious. 308 00:11:51,681 --> 00:11:55,351 At Minx, when we consider ads, we start with the premise 309 00:11:55,685 --> 00:11:57,320 that there's nothing wrong with women, 310 00:11:57,653 --> 00:11:59,088 and diet pills don't check that box. 311 00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:02,959 You disagree, Marshall? 312 00:12:03,226 --> 00:12:04,640 At Healthy Lady, we run ads 313 00:12:04,994 --> 00:12:06,662 that are relevant to women's lives. 314 00:12:07,029 --> 00:12:10,867 I know that the main gal at Gal! feels the same. 315 00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:12,668 Like it or not, 316 00:12:13,002 --> 00:12:15,671 women are interested in losing weight. 317 00:12:15,905 --> 00:12:17,473 That feels reductive. 318 00:12:17,687 --> 00:12:19,675 Seems like the ladies disagree 319 00:12:19,942 --> 00:12:21,077 on this one. 320 00:12:21,377 --> 00:12:22,712 Joyce, I know that you-- 321 00:12:23,045 --> 00:12:25,681 Minx maintains a high-minded approach 322 00:12:25,882 --> 00:12:27,383 in some areas, 323 00:12:27,717 --> 00:12:31,087 but research shows women want diet pills. 324 00:12:31,287 --> 00:12:32,688 That sells. 325 00:12:32,922 --> 00:12:33,856 I don't know, Maggie. 326 00:12:34,190 --> 00:12:36,325 My magazine just cracked three million, 327 00:12:36,626 --> 00:12:38,094 and we didn't have to convince women 328 00:12:38,461 --> 00:12:40,363 that their bodies were a problem in need of fixing 329 00:12:40,563 --> 00:12:41,731 to get there. 330 00:12:42,031 --> 00:12:45,001 Uh-oh, the claws are coming out. 331 00:12:47,904 --> 00:12:51,541 Oh, my dinner's in there. 332 00:12:51,807 --> 00:12:53,910 - What happened? - The male ego. 333 00:12:54,243 --> 00:12:55,878 He was proving that men are superior, 334 00:12:56,112 --> 00:12:57,113 and he nailed it. 335 00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:58,581 How you doing, Dustin? 336 00:12:58,948 --> 00:13:00,750 She said the cold would make it shrink, 337 00:13:01,117 --> 00:13:02,351 - but it's starting to burn. - Where have you been? 338 00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:04,120 Whoo! Yes! 339 00:13:04,487 --> 00:13:06,689 Bow down, Bobby, bow down! 340 00:13:06,989 --> 00:13:08,324 I need to handle whatever that is. 341 00:13:08,591 --> 00:13:11,360 Ugh! Gross. Is that glue? 342 00:13:11,594 --> 00:13:12,695 Uh, Danny spilled some-- 343 00:13:12,995 --> 00:13:14,163 You've really got to get in there. 344 00:13:14,463 --> 00:13:15,731 That was a lot of glass breaking. 345 00:13:16,132 --> 00:13:17,867 I don't know what you and Danny have been up to, 346 00:13:18,234 --> 00:13:19,902 but these are your models, too, so fix this. 347 00:13:20,136 --> 00:13:21,737 Please. 348 00:13:24,907 --> 00:13:25,942 Oh. 349 00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:28,578 Pick around the glue, basically fine. 350 00:13:33,282 --> 00:13:34,617 Oh, who won? 351 00:13:34,951 --> 00:13:36,752 Who won that set, Phil? Say it, punk. 352 00:13:37,153 --> 00:13:39,001 - Billie Jean. - No, louder, Phil. 353 00:13:39,355 --> 00:13:40,423 - Billie Jean. - That's right. 354 00:13:40,756 --> 00:13:42,558 Goddamn right! Only one more to go. 355 00:13:42,825 --> 00:13:45,027 Yay, Billie Jean. 356 00:13:45,328 --> 00:13:46,796 Maybe we celebrate her on the ground. 357 00:13:47,029 --> 00:13:48,030 No lady business from you. 358 00:13:48,331 --> 00:13:49,565 This is tennis time right now, okay? 359 00:13:49,865 --> 00:13:51,167 I don't want your big-eye lady smiles. 360 00:13:51,367 --> 00:13:53,482 Get out of here. 361 00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:54,971 What's our next move, boss? 362 00:13:55,204 --> 00:13:56,439 I don't know. Um... 363 00:13:56,772 --> 00:13:58,207 Wait a second. Are you shadowing me? 364 00:13:58,541 --> 00:14:01,177 Jumped off the Doug bus onto the Tina train? 365 00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:03,079 Yes. 366 00:14:03,479 --> 00:14:05,214 It's just--you're always calm in the eye of the storm, 367 00:14:05,514 --> 00:14:07,316 and I got so invested in Club Minx, 368 00:14:07,617 --> 00:14:09,018 I just want to be cool, like you. 369 00:14:09,318 --> 00:14:10,519 I don't want to be your role model. 370 00:14:10,786 --> 00:14:12,188 I just want to have fun. 371 00:14:12,488 --> 00:14:13,956 Why won't anyone let me have fun? 372 00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:16,525 Oh, come on, look at that drop shot! 373 00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:18,027 Oh, do you love that? 374 00:14:18,361 --> 00:14:21,197 So, uh, Lenny at home or... 375 00:14:21,564 --> 00:14:23,299 ...the office, in case you needed to call? 376 00:14:23,699 --> 00:14:26,435 An aggressive woman on the court, taking what she wants! 377 00:14:26,736 --> 00:14:27,803 - I mean, look at this. - Mm-hmm. 378 00:14:28,037 --> 00:14:29,038 First, she rips you off, 379 00:14:29,372 --> 00:14:30,806 then she tells you you're doing it wrong. 380 00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:33,242 Takes a lot of nerve, Maggie. 381 00:14:33,576 --> 00:14:35,458 You don't even give out circulation numbers, 382 00:14:35,745 --> 00:14:37,847 and we all know what that means. 383 00:14:38,147 --> 00:14:39,215 Well, we're new-- 384 00:14:39,415 --> 00:14:40,483 an emerging voice. 385 00:14:40,816 --> 00:14:44,754 More like a whisper. 386 00:14:46,656 --> 00:14:49,659 Yes, Gal! has some creative overlap with Minx, 387 00:14:50,026 --> 00:14:53,462 but Maggie's also bringing a different perspective, 388 00:14:53,763 --> 00:14:56,666 which is something I find thrilling. 389 00:14:56,899 --> 00:14:58,901 What? 390 00:14:59,235 --> 00:15:00,436 This is a women's magazine panel. 391 00:15:00,836 --> 00:15:03,272 Maggie belongs here. It's you I'm not so sure about. 392 00:15:03,572 --> 00:15:05,241 Watch yourself, missy. 393 00:15:05,608 --> 00:15:07,310 He's been doing this since before you were born. 394 00:15:07,576 --> 00:15:08,711 Well, maybe that's the problem. 395 00:15:16,018 --> 00:15:17,620 You sure you want to risk that dough? 396 00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:20,289 You're gonna need it if you want a shot at Minx, bud. 397 00:15:20,523 --> 00:15:23,092 Hit me. 398 00:15:23,259 --> 00:15:24,660 Oh! 399 00:15:24,894 --> 00:15:26,495 Lady Luck! 400 00:15:26,729 --> 00:15:29,298 I got it today. 401 00:15:29,699 --> 00:15:32,268 Why is it when you see two women stepping into power, 402 00:15:32,635 --> 00:15:35,338 your first instinct is to pit them against each other? 403 00:15:35,705 --> 00:15:37,306 - That is not what's-- - Well, I can only assume 404 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,408 it's because they're afraid. 405 00:15:39,809 --> 00:15:41,377 Billie Jean King is brimming with confidence. 406 00:15:41,744 --> 00:15:42,878 Old Man River's not getting to that. 407 00:15:45,261 --> 00:15:46,549 Yes! You can do it! 408 00:15:50,619 --> 00:15:54,290 Is that why you don't have a single woman listed here, 409 00:15:54,657 --> 00:15:58,561 but you do have five Johns on your editorial staff? 410 00:15:58,961 --> 00:16:01,564 - What do you have over there? - Three Peters and two Pauls. 411 00:16:01,897 --> 00:16:03,933 And not even one Mary. 412 00:16:04,266 --> 00:16:06,335 I'll have you know we've invested heavily 413 00:16:06,635 --> 00:16:08,537 in several women who left us in the lurch 414 00:16:08,804 --> 00:16:10,272 by going off and having babies. 415 00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:12,341 Well, it sounds to me like they wanted to look after 416 00:16:12,742 --> 00:16:15,144 one whining infant instead of an office full of them. 417 00:16:15,478 --> 00:16:17,213 Mothers want to be at home with their babies. 418 00:16:17,446 --> 00:16:18,547 Just ask my wife. 419 00:16:18,814 --> 00:16:19,949 Oh, there are a lot of things 420 00:16:20,249 --> 00:16:21,584 I'd like to ask your wife, Blaine. 421 00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:23,018 That ain't one of them. 422 00:16:23,319 --> 00:16:24,820 Match point. Beautiful. 423 00:16:38,868 --> 00:16:40,336 Tell me you dealt with the dick. 424 00:16:40,536 --> 00:16:41,971 In- in a way, yes. 425 00:16:42,271 --> 00:16:43,572 What the-- 426 00:16:43,839 --> 00:16:45,374 JJ had a lot of advice 427 00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:47,610 on the smartest way to handle the problem, 428 00:16:47,977 --> 00:16:50,780 so I suggested that we use the scientific method 429 00:16:51,113 --> 00:16:53,182 to see if we can duplicate the results. 430 00:16:53,449 --> 00:16:55,618 And we did. 431 00:16:55,818 --> 00:16:56,986 It's not funny. 432 00:16:57,353 --> 00:16:59,021 You wish your dicks were big enough to get stuck. 433 00:16:59,288 --> 00:17:00,356 Yeah, it was a lot of that. 434 00:17:00,623 --> 00:17:02,324 Men are so dumb. 435 00:17:04,326 --> 00:17:05,995 Is it bad to say that was fun? 436 00:17:06,328 --> 00:17:07,797 Oh, my God, the look on Marshall's face 437 00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,365 when you asked for his home address... 438 00:17:09,732 --> 00:17:12,401 What? He promised to start hiring female staffers. 439 00:17:12,735 --> 00:17:14,370 The ladies need a place to send their résumés. 440 00:17:14,703 --> 00:17:17,373 Oh, my God, I miss this. 441 00:17:17,706 --> 00:17:19,008 Look, what--what happened in New York-- 442 00:17:19,341 --> 00:17:20,776 Oh, no, it's behind us. It's... 443 00:17:21,043 --> 00:17:22,144 It's just so good to see you. 444 00:17:22,511 --> 00:17:24,380 I finally have a friend I can actually talk to. 445 00:17:24,747 --> 00:17:26,415 Can I have a word, Prigger, please, alone? 446 00:17:26,715 --> 00:17:28,784 Pardon my male counterpart. 447 00:17:29,051 --> 00:17:31,387 Oh, right. Okay. 448 00:17:31,654 --> 00:17:32,788 - What? - Do you hate me? 449 00:17:33,055 --> 00:17:34,056 Is that it? Do you hate me? 450 00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:35,658 No, I've even taken to complimenting you 451 00:17:35,991 --> 00:17:37,226 - behind your back. - Oh, you have? 452 00:17:37,593 --> 00:17:39,395 Then why are you sabotaging me? I don't understand. 453 00:17:39,595 --> 00:17:40,663 What? 454 00:17:40,996 --> 00:17:43,399 The panel-- what the hell was that? 455 00:17:43,732 --> 00:17:47,036 An hour ago, Gal! was nothing, right? 456 00:17:47,403 --> 00:17:50,005 But then you take the spotlight that is directly on us, 457 00:17:50,272 --> 00:17:51,907 and you move it right on them. 458 00:17:52,174 --> 00:17:53,409 Why? 459 00:17:53,776 --> 00:17:55,411 No, there's room for more than one woman-led magazine. 460 00:17:55,744 --> 00:17:57,446 Then why do I have a bunch of European buyers 461 00:17:57,746 --> 00:17:59,248 who all of a sudden have cold feet? 462 00:17:59,615 --> 00:18:01,217 You made them think that there was a cheap alternative. 463 00:18:01,550 --> 00:18:03,018 Come on, Maggie's not our competition. 464 00:18:03,285 --> 00:18:04,820 Well, she is now... 465 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,189 - ...because of you. - Mm-hmm. 466 00:18:07,456 --> 00:18:08,858 So fix this. Play the game. 467 00:18:09,191 --> 00:18:10,926 What is the point in being number one 468 00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:12,761 if you can't change how the game is played? 469 00:18:13,062 --> 00:18:14,063 I can't do this with you right now. 470 00:18:14,396 --> 00:18:16,232 - Doug--Oh, my God. - Just fix it. 471 00:18:19,935 --> 00:18:21,237 Come on! 472 00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:24,373 Back on the schneid! 473 00:18:27,376 --> 00:18:29,678 First female president this decade-- 474 00:18:29,979 --> 00:18:31,714 I would bet my kids' lives on it. 475 00:18:32,047 --> 00:18:33,215 Shell, sweetheart, how you doing? 476 00:18:33,582 --> 00:18:34,850 - Oh, it's my hubby! - You okay? All right. 477 00:18:36,552 --> 00:18:38,254 Ooh, he's a doctor, kind of. 478 00:18:38,487 --> 00:18:39,688 He can save the penises. 479 00:18:39,989 --> 00:18:42,291 Well, strictly above the neck here. 480 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,440 Oh, but we've got a whole car full of drugs. 481 00:18:44,827 --> 00:18:46,629 We hand them out to our friends at dinner parties. 482 00:18:46,962 --> 00:18:48,497 Ooh, shh! Warning--career jeopardy. 483 00:18:48,831 --> 00:18:50,866 - I would never do that. - He's so supportive. 484 00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,468 He's just like Billie Jean's Larry. 485 00:18:52,902 --> 00:18:54,169 You know what? Why don't I run to the car? 486 00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:56,272 I'll get my bag, see if I can help you fellas out, okay? 487 00:18:56,605 --> 00:18:58,507 Uh, do--do you guys have some latex gloves? 488 00:18:58,807 --> 00:19:00,109 Oh, we should have some left over 489 00:19:00,476 --> 00:19:03,112 from the naked-nurses shoot, which I will go get. 490 00:19:03,412 --> 00:19:04,813 - I'll come with you. - No. 491 00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:07,616 Do you feel it? Do you feel it? It's the year of the woman. 492 00:19:07,816 --> 00:19:10,019 Now. 493 00:19:10,286 --> 00:19:12,488 Oh. 494 00:19:12,755 --> 00:19:14,890 That's our money shot. 495 00:19:15,157 --> 00:19:17,293 What the hell is this? 496 00:19:19,762 --> 00:19:21,497 Are you shooting food porn? 497 00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:24,533 General Mills loved my portfolio, okay? 498 00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:26,302 They asked me if I could take a swing 499 00:19:26,602 --> 00:19:28,537 at bringing my signature look 500 00:19:28,804 --> 00:19:30,139 to their novelty-cereal line. 501 00:19:30,306 --> 00:19:31,640 On spec? 502 00:19:33,475 --> 00:19:35,844 I need a creative outlet, okay? 503 00:19:36,158 --> 00:19:37,913 You know that I haven't been feeling fulfilled lately. 504 00:19:38,213 --> 00:19:39,949 - What if this is my calling? - This? 505 00:19:40,349 --> 00:19:42,651 Tiny marshmallows never jammed tennis rackets on their cocks. 506 00:19:42,818 --> 00:19:44,353 Okay. 507 00:19:44,787 --> 00:19:47,790 As your friend, I am thrilled people are seeing your talent. 508 00:19:48,023 --> 00:19:49,625 As managing editor, 509 00:19:49,992 --> 00:19:52,261 I have to tell you, you're in breach of contract. 510 00:19:52,528 --> 00:19:54,330 You're exclusive to Minx. 511 00:19:54,496 --> 00:19:56,332 Wow. 512 00:19:56,565 --> 00:19:58,200 Okay, good to know. 513 00:19:58,367 --> 00:19:59,335 On spec? 514 00:19:59,568 --> 00:20:02,037 Have I taught you nothing? 515 00:20:02,371 --> 00:20:03,606 Well, I'm makin' all right 516 00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:05,207 Well, I'm makin' all right 517 00:20:05,588 --> 00:20:09,044 From Monday morning Till Friday night 518 00:20:09,345 --> 00:20:12,348 Oh, those lonely weekends 519 00:20:14,883 --> 00:20:17,319 Really went for the jugular back there. 520 00:20:17,553 --> 00:20:18,854 Give a guy some warning. 521 00:20:19,201 --> 00:20:22,157 I apologize if I was pointed, but I stand by what I said. 522 00:20:22,558 --> 00:20:24,393 I never would've agreed to help you with your little show 523 00:20:24,727 --> 00:20:26,829 if I'd known it was gonna go down like that. 524 00:20:27,062 --> 00:20:30,199 Right. Our little show. 525 00:20:30,532 --> 00:20:33,402 Maggie told me you were on the same page. 526 00:20:33,736 --> 00:20:36,405 I guess we, uh, strayed from the--the plan, 527 00:20:36,705 --> 00:20:37,906 - uh, a bit. - A bit? 528 00:20:38,187 --> 00:20:39,808 What happened to me lighting the match? 529 00:20:40,075 --> 00:20:41,543 Get the conference buzzing? 530 00:20:41,877 --> 00:20:44,413 I guess we took it in another direction. 531 00:20:44,747 --> 00:20:46,949 Huh. Well, next time leave me out of it. 532 00:20:47,249 --> 00:20:49,118 I didn't come here to be embarrassed. 533 00:20:50,786 --> 00:20:52,421 Neither did I. 534 00:20:57,126 --> 00:20:58,594 You were right. Gal!'s a problem. 535 00:20:58,961 --> 00:21:01,430 Great. Finally. Let's get you talking to France, okay? 536 00:21:01,764 --> 00:21:03,198 The guy's a-- well, he's a bit of a perv, 537 00:21:03,532 --> 00:21:04,867 so if there's anything you can do-- 538 00:21:05,234 --> 00:21:06,982 What? No, that's disgusting. I have a different idea. 539 00:21:07,269 --> 00:21:08,604 If it has a whiff of kumbaya-- 540 00:21:08,871 --> 00:21:09,905 No, actually, I was thinking 541 00:21:10,239 --> 00:21:12,441 of something a little more aggressive. 542 00:21:14,576 --> 00:21:15,744 Ugh. 543 00:21:16,045 --> 00:21:17,413 This isn't gonna hurt one bit, 544 00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:19,848 and even if it did, I know you're gonna be so tough. 545 00:21:20,149 --> 00:21:21,984 You, uh, have a great bedside manner-- 546 00:21:22,251 --> 00:21:23,519 very cool under pressure. 547 00:21:23,786 --> 00:21:24,887 Well, I recently went through 548 00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:27,022 a male-dance-revue-related heartbreak, 549 00:21:27,289 --> 00:21:28,657 so I'm exploring nonattachment. 550 00:21:28,957 --> 00:21:30,426 - I'm studying the Tina method. - Hmm. 551 00:21:30,726 --> 00:21:32,027 Smart going with the ten gauge. 552 00:21:32,394 --> 00:21:34,263 - It's good for increased-- - Maneuverability? 553 00:21:34,596 --> 00:21:35,864 - Yeah. - How did you know that? 554 00:21:36,165 --> 00:21:37,666 Well, I did background work on MASH. 555 00:21:37,933 --> 00:21:39,435 I was Hot Lips' hotter protégé, 556 00:21:39,768 --> 00:21:41,904 but then I died in a submarine accident. 557 00:21:42,104 --> 00:21:43,038 In a land war? 558 00:21:43,305 --> 00:21:44,373 Yeah, they never take my notes. 559 00:21:44,606 --> 00:21:46,208 Aw. Friends. 560 00:21:46,508 --> 00:21:48,077 Tell me this is gonna work. 561 00:21:48,444 --> 00:21:50,312 Well, assuming phalluses respond exactly like molars, 562 00:21:50,512 --> 00:21:51,914 we're in business. 563 00:21:52,314 --> 00:21:53,582 - Hell, no. No, no, no, no! - No, absolutely not. 564 00:21:53,982 --> 00:21:55,417 You're not gonna stick that up my dick--you're a dentist! 565 00:21:55,684 --> 00:21:57,366 Wow, wow, wow, not too bad. 566 00:21:59,421 --> 00:22:00,289 Deal me in. 567 00:22:00,522 --> 00:22:02,037 Oh, thank God you're here. 568 00:22:02,271 --> 00:22:03,425 I have no idea what I'm doing. 569 00:22:03,692 --> 00:22:05,961 Oh, don't sell yourself short. 570 00:22:09,665 --> 00:22:11,934 I am so glad that we've reconnected. 571 00:22:12,267 --> 00:22:14,103 You know, I had a feeling we would. 572 00:22:14,503 --> 00:22:17,239 If we could get past sophomore year, we can survive anything. 573 00:22:17,439 --> 00:22:18,507 Right? 574 00:22:18,807 --> 00:22:19,908 I mean, we've been friends forever. 575 00:22:20,175 --> 00:22:21,276 Nothing could ever change that. 576 00:22:21,477 --> 00:22:22,478 Mm. 577 00:22:28,717 --> 00:22:29,952 Can you believe those men? 578 00:22:30,319 --> 00:22:32,087 It is so desperate to pit us against each other. 579 00:22:32,354 --> 00:22:34,490 They're the worst. 580 00:22:34,690 --> 00:22:37,326 I will raise. 581 00:22:37,659 --> 00:22:39,094 It's like you said-- they're threatened 582 00:22:39,495 --> 00:22:41,263 when they see two strong women supporting each other. 583 00:22:41,663 --> 00:22:43,699 And if we can't be there for each other, then who will? 584 00:22:43,866 --> 00:22:45,334 Right? 585 00:22:45,501 --> 00:22:47,369 All-in. 586 00:22:48,871 --> 00:22:50,205 Why not? 587 00:22:55,177 --> 00:22:56,278 Oh. Well... 588 00:22:56,578 --> 00:22:58,113 Sorry. It's just beginner's luck. 589 00:22:58,413 --> 00:23:00,496 No, you deserved it. 590 00:23:00,816 --> 00:23:02,684 Nicely played, Joyce. 591 00:23:03,018 --> 00:23:04,399 I guess you really are all grown-up. 592 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,021 Excited to be working with you again. 593 00:23:06,188 --> 00:23:07,156 What? 594 00:23:07,489 --> 00:23:09,091 Oh, meet our new owner and publisher. 595 00:23:09,491 --> 00:23:11,193 - We've been acquired. - Welcome to the family. 596 00:23:11,493 --> 00:23:12,995 Yeah. 597 00:23:13,195 --> 00:23:14,730 How wonderful. 598 00:23:15,063 --> 00:23:16,598 It was nice playing with you, Maggie. 599 00:23:20,035 --> 00:23:21,436 - See you. - Yep. 600 00:23:23,338 --> 00:23:25,741 Okay. Come on, be my brave boys. 601 00:23:26,074 --> 00:23:27,976 You can have a lolly afterwards, 602 00:23:28,377 --> 00:23:29,978 if that'll make it better-- you can choose the flavor. 603 00:23:30,345 --> 00:23:31,780 This is all Billie Jean's fault. 604 00:23:32,114 --> 00:23:34,550 - She's not even hot. - How dare you? 605 00:23:34,950 --> 00:23:37,019 You know, you two have a lot of opinions and nothing else. 606 00:23:37,286 --> 00:23:38,387 - But I-- - No, no, the only things 607 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,522 I should be hearing from you are, "Ow," 608 00:23:40,789 --> 00:23:42,224 "Sorry for ruining your night," 609 00:23:42,558 --> 00:23:43,926 and, "I should've been nicer to my mom," 610 00:23:44,259 --> 00:23:45,828 because if you spewed this much bullshit 611 00:23:46,094 --> 00:23:47,129 in the half day being here, 612 00:23:47,462 --> 00:23:49,398 18 years must've been a fucking nightmare. 613 00:23:49,798 --> 00:23:52,034 You're not good enough to string Billie Jean's racket-- 614 00:23:52,434 --> 00:23:55,170 just two JV morons who jammed their only redeeming quality 615 00:23:55,404 --> 00:23:56,939 into an aluminum tube. 616 00:23:57,272 --> 00:23:59,641 And women are supposed to find you sexy? 617 00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:01,043 Please. 618 00:24:01,410 --> 00:24:04,746 The only thing anyone here is feeling is pity. 619 00:24:09,785 --> 00:24:12,501 Wow, looks like I missed all the fun. 620 00:24:12,754 --> 00:24:14,723 Tina, moment alone? 621 00:24:20,929 --> 00:24:22,431 Between us, there was, like, 622 00:24:22,831 --> 00:24:25,500 a ten-percent chance it was gonna make them sterile, so... 623 00:24:25,801 --> 00:24:27,035 Let me explain what you say. 624 00:24:27,302 --> 00:24:28,303 I know what I saw. 625 00:24:28,637 --> 00:24:30,839 I just came back to share some good news 626 00:24:31,106 --> 00:24:33,609 from our friends in Las Vegas. 627 00:24:34,009 --> 00:24:36,191 And the last thing you expected was to come back to chaos. 628 00:24:36,511 --> 00:24:37,679 - Well... - I lost control. 629 00:24:37,913 --> 00:24:38,914 And regained it. 630 00:24:39,248 --> 00:24:41,250 We work in media, not Buckingham Palace. 631 00:24:41,617 --> 00:24:43,118 I promise I'm not normally that mean 632 00:24:43,318 --> 00:24:44,419 to the models. 633 00:24:44,753 --> 00:24:46,855 - They probably deserved it. - Mm-hmm. 634 00:24:47,155 --> 00:24:48,624 Why don't you make us a cocktail, 635 00:24:49,024 --> 00:24:51,426 and we'll have a little chat about this company's future? 636 00:24:51,627 --> 00:24:53,328 And yours. 637 00:24:55,030 --> 00:24:56,231 Sounds good to me. 638 00:24:56,498 --> 00:24:57,833 That was incredible! 639 00:24:58,133 --> 00:24:59,668 - Billie beat him! - It was. Yeah. 640 00:24:59,968 --> 00:25:01,870 Yeah, she can do whatever she wants. 641 00:25:02,204 --> 00:25:05,240 - She's free. I just-- - Sure bet. 642 00:25:05,641 --> 00:25:07,876 She came straight down, and she showed that Bobby Riggs-- 643 00:25:08,176 --> 00:25:09,458 Whoops, whoops, you all right? 644 00:25:09,778 --> 00:25:10,879 - Yeah. - Good? 645 00:25:11,179 --> 00:25:12,381 - I'm okay. - Okay. 646 00:25:12,781 --> 00:25:14,516 You know she complimented my skort, right? 647 00:25:14,850 --> 00:25:16,231 So Joyce can go off and write a book, 648 00:25:16,518 --> 00:25:17,686 but I glance at a marshmallow, 649 00:25:17,986 --> 00:25:19,288 and I'm history's greatest monster. 650 00:25:19,454 --> 00:25:20,502 Hmm. 651 00:25:20,856 --> 00:25:22,858 I don't get it. Are we not enough for you? 652 00:25:23,158 --> 00:25:24,893 No, it's not you. 653 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,695 This whole place has changed. 654 00:25:27,029 --> 00:25:29,097 Doug's bouncing around like some lost boy. 655 00:25:29,398 --> 00:25:30,899 Joyce doesn't listen to me anymore. 656 00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:32,467 Tina's all business. 657 00:25:32,834 --> 00:25:35,103 I'm trying to get mine before it's too late. 658 00:25:35,404 --> 00:25:37,839 - Well, what about me? - You'll be fine. 659 00:25:38,073 --> 00:25:39,308 Everyone loves you. 660 00:25:39,574 --> 00:25:41,476 Oh, crazy 661 00:25:43,478 --> 00:25:44,546 For thinking 662 00:25:44,846 --> 00:25:49,518 That my love could hold you 663 00:25:54,656 --> 00:25:58,894 I'm crazy for trying 664 00:25:59,161 --> 00:26:00,896 Europe is ours. 665 00:26:01,196 --> 00:26:04,166 Minx is going global. 666 00:26:04,446 --> 00:26:06,134 - Cheers. - It's unbelievable. 667 00:26:06,368 --> 00:26:07,703 I'm so impressed. 668 00:26:08,036 --> 00:26:10,138 Shifting gears from seller to buyer, 669 00:26:10,405 --> 00:26:12,140 buying up Gal! just to kill it, 670 00:26:12,407 --> 00:26:15,310 that's a big move, Joycey. 671 00:26:15,610 --> 00:26:17,546 I didn't know you had it in you. 672 00:26:17,846 --> 00:26:19,948 Neither did I. 673 00:26:23,185 --> 00:26:26,288 Is it supposed to... 674 00:26:26,521 --> 00:26:29,124 to feel this, uh... 675 00:26:29,358 --> 00:26:31,159 This what? Good? 676 00:26:31,426 --> 00:26:33,395 Yeah, that's the thrill of it. 677 00:26:33,762 --> 00:26:36,732 And your pal Connie-- she's over the fucking moon. 678 00:26:36,965 --> 00:26:38,533 She loves this shit. 679 00:26:38,867 --> 00:26:40,902 Yeah, she did sound pretty pleased. 680 00:26:41,069 --> 00:26:43,071 Yeah. 681 00:26:43,405 --> 00:26:45,774 I don't know. This doesn't make me evil? 682 00:26:45,941 --> 00:26:47,743 No. 683 00:26:47,976 --> 00:26:50,012 Makes you the queen. 684 00:26:50,278 --> 00:26:53,949 Crazy... 685 00:26:54,216 --> 00:26:55,717 Hit the tables? 686 00:26:56,084 --> 00:26:58,320 - No, we should go home. - Our rooms are comped. 687 00:26:58,587 --> 00:27:00,789 Nothing in Vegas is free. 688 00:27:01,056 --> 00:27:03,191 Let's leave while we're up. 689 00:27:03,492 --> 00:27:06,061 Trust me. Let's leave while we're up. 690 00:27:06,328 --> 00:27:09,965 I'm crazy for trying 691 00:27:10,232 --> 00:27:13,769 Crazy for crying 692 00:27:14,002 --> 00:27:19,808 Crazy for loving you 693 00:27:32,421 --> 00:27:34,489 I am the roving gambler 694 00:27:34,790 --> 00:27:37,626 I've gambled all around 695 00:27:37,993 --> 00:27:40,295 Wherever I meet With a deck of cards 696 00:27:40,595 --> 00:27:43,365 I lay my money down 697 00:27:43,632 --> 00:27:45,467 Lay my money down 698 00:27:45,767 --> 00:27:49,538 I lay my money down 699 00:27:49,871 --> 00:27:52,507 I've gambled Down in Washington 700 00:27:52,808 --> 00:27:55,077 I've gambled up in Maine 701 00:27:55,377 --> 00:27:57,879 I'm on my way to Georgia 702 00:27:58,180 --> 00:28:00,715 To gamble my last game 703 00:28:00,982 --> 00:28:03,618 Gamble my last game 704 00:28:03,885 --> 00:28:06,054 Gamble my last game 705 00:28:13,395 --> 00:28:15,597 Mother, oh, dear Mother 706 00:28:15,897 --> 00:28:18,166 You know I love you well 707 00:28:18,533 --> 00:28:20,602 But the love I have For this gambling man 708 00:28:20,902 --> 00:28:23,105 No human tongue can tell 709 00:28:23,405 --> 00:28:26,108 No human tongue can tell 710 00:28:26,408 --> 00:28:30,112 No human tongue can tell 711 00:28:30,412 --> 00:28:32,647 Mother, oh, dear Mother 712 00:28:32,914 --> 00:28:35,383 I'll tell you if I can 713 00:28:35,717 --> 00:28:37,953 If you see me Coming back again 714 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,589 I'll be With this gambling man