1 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:04,971 Who are those people, 2 00:00:04,971 --> 00:00:06,272 and why do they keep taking our picture? 3 00:00:06,272 --> 00:00:07,807 That's Rolling Stone, and they're here today 4 00:00:07,807 --> 00:00:09,576 doing a feature on Bottom Dollar. 5 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:11,878 I didn't come here to write about Bottom Dollar or Minx. 6 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:13,446 I came here to write about you. 7 00:00:13,446 --> 00:00:16,329 There's a whisper campaign that a good number of our readers 8 00:00:16,329 --> 00:00:18,752 - are homosexuals. - [Joyce] Isn't it better 9 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,587 if our work is interesting to all kinds of people? 10 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:22,555 We have advertisers that are paying 11 00:00:22,555 --> 00:00:24,237 specifically to reach women. 12 00:00:24,237 --> 00:00:27,727 Tonight, ladies choose their partners. 13 00:00:27,727 --> 00:00:30,630 Len, I was, um, thinking about going back to Minx. 14 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:32,799 Oh. It's about time. 15 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:34,334 I would like you to consider it 16 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:36,136 my application to be your secretary. 17 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:40,340 But I need you to come up with more ideas for Minx. 18 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:42,575 [Joyce] I've gotten everything I've ever wanted, 19 00:00:42,575 --> 00:00:45,145 and it's happened so fast. 20 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:46,813 [Simon] Have you ever considered that maybe 21 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:49,015 you are exactly where you belong? 22 00:00:50,683 --> 00:00:53,253 [Nancy Sinatra Lee Hazlewood's "Sand" playing] 23 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:57,891 [Lee] ♪ Young woman Share your fire with me ♪ 24 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,960 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,809 ♪ My heart is cold ♪ 26 00:01:02,809 --> 00:01:05,879 ♪ My soul is free ♪ 27 00:01:05,879 --> 00:01:08,715 ♪ ♪ 28 00:01:08,715 --> 00:01:13,239 ♪ I am a stranger In your land ♪ 29 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:18,078 ♪ A wandering man Call me sand ♪ 30 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,547 ♪ ♪ 31 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:25,485 [Nancy] ♪ Oh sir My fire is very small ♪ 32 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:28,254 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:31,424 ♪ It will not warm thy heart ♪ 34 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,525 ♪ At all ♪ 35 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:33,593 [Joyce] Ow! 36 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,275 ♪ ♪ 37 00:01:35,275 --> 00:01:38,431 I could've sworn I set my wake-up call for noon. 38 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,400 - Oh. - [Joyce sighs] 39 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,502 I can send up the concierge if you would prefer. 40 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:45,405 You do know that I have a thing for a man with a comb-over. 41 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:47,440 - Did I tell you this? - [laughs] 42 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:49,476 Come here. 43 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:50,844 I am very late. 44 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,378 I have back-to-back meetings. 45 00:01:52,378 --> 00:01:53,513 You're not gonna look very professional 46 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:54,981 without your knickers on, are you? 47 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:56,850 [laughs] 48 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,151 Just saying. Do you want these back? 49 00:01:58,151 --> 00:01:59,719 [both laughing] 50 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,255 Mm... 51 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,859 [Graham sighs] 52 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:08,394 We're shooting the album cover today. 53 00:02:08,394 --> 00:02:10,396 I could use your eye. 54 00:02:10,396 --> 00:02:12,532 If you want to add another shoot to my schedule, 55 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:15,768 then I am going to require payment in advance. 56 00:02:15,768 --> 00:02:18,538 Oh. Well, that can be arranged. 57 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:19,606 - All right. - Yeah. 58 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:20,773 You got five minutes. 59 00:02:20,773 --> 00:02:22,242 - Five minutes? - Mm-hmm. 60 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:23,476 Yeah, but what if I want to, you know... 61 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:25,044 [whispering indistinctly] 62 00:02:25,044 --> 00:02:26,746 Okay, 25. 63 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:28,114 [both laughing] 64 00:02:28,114 --> 00:02:31,131 [upbeat music plays] 65 00:02:31,131 --> 00:02:34,100 ♪ ♪ 66 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:39,959 [singer] ♪ If I was a boat On a river ♪ 67 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:42,295 ♪ ♪ 68 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:44,864 ♪ I guess I'd know Right where I was ♪ 69 00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:45,899 ♪ ♪ 70 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,200 Jogging! 71 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,635 [singer] ♪ Well, you won't see me ♪ 72 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:52,205 ♪ Floating by facedown ♪ 73 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:55,942 ♪ You just float and then You know you're feeling fine ♪ 74 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:57,610 [chuckling] That's three days this week. 75 00:02:57,610 --> 00:02:59,512 [Doug] 43 minutes. It's my personal best. 76 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:00,680 I'm telling you, 77 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,881 you gotta try this jogging thing. 78 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:04,050 You really do. This is the... 79 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:05,285 well, it's the healthiest I've ever felt 80 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:06,319 in my whole life. 81 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:07,320 Hey, boss. 82 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,421 I covered your office windows 83 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:09,756 so no one can sneak a peek of... 84 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:11,925 [whispering] ...Secret Project X. 85 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,726 [normally] Sorry, Rita. It's a secret. 86 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:15,728 We know. 87 00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:17,096 - Doug? - Mm? 88 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:18,731 As your probationary secretary, 89 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:20,633 can I ask you a question about Secret Project X? 90 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:21,868 You can ask me anything. 91 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,003 Um, does it have to be a secret? 92 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:25,271 I mean, wouldn't it be more fun 93 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:27,473 if people knew what they were excited about? 94 00:03:27,473 --> 00:03:29,475 Well, it's about, you know, keeping people guessing, 95 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:30,944 so that's kind of the idea. 96 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,779 Oh, but... 97 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:33,913 they're not. 98 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:37,483 Well, maybe not out loud, Bambs, but... 99 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:39,552 but inside, they are. 100 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:40,853 I mean, look at them. 101 00:03:40,853 --> 00:03:43,323 They've got an itch inside their brains, 102 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:46,059 and they don't know how to scratch it. 103 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,494 ♪ ♪ 104 00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:50,797 But none of these people matter anyhow, right? 105 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:52,765 We've got an audience of one, 106 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:55,134 and when Connie sees what we are cooking up, 107 00:03:55,134 --> 00:03:56,469 we're gonna be writing our own ticket. 108 00:03:56,469 --> 00:03:58,137 And then I'll officially be your gal Friday? 109 00:03:58,137 --> 00:03:59,372 Absolutely--we pull this off, 110 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:00,840 you're gonna get a raise and benefits. 111 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,475 [squeals] Yes! 112 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:05,211 Oh, but can I still do my own dental? 113 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:06,346 Yeah, whatever you want. 114 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:09,782 [funky music plays] 115 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:11,451 [Shelly] I can't believe it's real! 116 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:13,286 [Richie] It just needs Bella's signature. 117 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:16,389 And also, you need to trim about 100 words 118 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:17,790 'cause I don't want to mess with the design. 119 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:18,791 Oh. 120 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:19,926 Maybe lose the bit 121 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,461 about Bella finding the earring? 122 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,229 What? It's the soul of the piece. 123 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:24,731 Ugh, you really are a writer. 124 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:25,732 Yeah! 125 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:27,166 [both laughing] 126 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:29,135 Oh, it feels great to be back. 127 00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:30,270 I have missed this place. 128 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,205 Aw. Well, we missed you too. 129 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:33,506 A lot of people here care about you, 130 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:36,876 and you sort of disappeared on us. 131 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:39,712 Well, I--I needed to figure some stuff out, you know? 132 00:04:39,712 --> 00:04:42,415 - Mm. Like Bella? - [Shelly sighs] 133 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:45,084 And her escapades seem to have brought some stability. 134 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:47,553 And adventure. 135 00:04:47,553 --> 00:04:49,956 Yeah, Bella's been around the block now. 136 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,958 Those San Marino blocks are long and leafy. 137 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,926 - You don't know the half of it. - [both laughing] 138 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:55,762 But Bella started her journey 139 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:57,764 through some other neighborhoods too. 140 00:04:57,764 --> 00:05:02,068 Ones with more experimental architecture. 141 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:03,836 Think she's tempted to revisit those? 142 00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:07,674 Well, Bella is in a--a better place 143 00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:10,243 with her husband, Gian-Paul, 144 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:13,946 and uh, Bella needs to focus on her work 145 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:15,348 while at work 146 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:17,784 and nothing else. 147 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:19,285 Do you get what I'm saying? I'm not good at this. 148 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:20,620 No, I get it. 149 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,588 [singer] ♪ But I woke up this morning ♪ 150 00:05:22,588 --> 00:05:23,956 ♪ With that taste In my mouth ♪ 151 00:05:23,956 --> 00:05:26,292 - Oh, what's going on here? - Oh, nothing. 152 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:27,627 Just finishing up some stuff for tonight. 153 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:30,630 Oh, right. Your secret special something. 154 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:31,597 - What time is it again? - Uh-- 155 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:32,899 Doors open at 8:00. 156 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:35,468 [chuckling] Don't worry if you can't make it. 157 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:36,969 You work hard, you play hard. 158 00:05:36,969 --> 00:05:38,538 You deserve a quiet night in. 159 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:39,639 No, I can spare 90 minutes. 160 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:40,707 [Bambi] That's just an estimate. 161 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:42,008 I didn't factor in applause breaks. 162 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,776 Okay, you mind heading in and finishing up? 163 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:45,278 Yeah. But all good, Prigger. 164 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:46,512 I mean, Connie's coming tonight, 165 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:47,747 and those are really the only eyes I need, 166 00:05:47,747 --> 00:05:48,981 so honestly, don't worry about it. 167 00:05:48,981 --> 00:05:50,049 - Uh-uh. - Okay. 168 00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:51,117 Okay. 169 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:54,854 - Hey! - Oh, hi! Mwah! 170 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:58,324 - Oh, both cheeks! That's new. - [laughter] 171 00:05:58,324 --> 00:05:59,392 Maybe I'll use that for Bella. 172 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:00,393 - Oh, you should! - Yeah. 173 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:01,361 Listen, um, I'm just popping in. 174 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,862 I'm gonna drop these off, 175 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,230 and then I'm gonna go meet Constance in Beverly Hills. 176 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:05,398 Oh, excuse me. 177 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:06,733 - Field trip with the boss? - [Joyce] Mm-hmm. 178 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:08,101 Somebody's making an impression. 179 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,302 I think she just wants to give me notes 180 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:10,336 on the August issue 181 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:12,205 in her, you know, natural habitat. 182 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,273 But anyway, it's so good that you're back. 183 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:15,475 Oh, well, it feels great. 184 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:16,843 Everything got so shiny. 185 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:18,311 - I know. - Right? [laughs] 186 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:20,179 Oh, did you look at those revisions? 187 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:21,614 No, not yet, but I will. 188 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:23,082 I'm just--you know, I'm swamped. 189 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:24,684 There's just-- there's so much going on here, 190 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:26,652 and--and I-- I'm trying to write my book, 191 00:06:26,652 --> 00:06:28,421 and I have the--the renovations on the new condo-- 192 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:29,622 And? 193 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:31,023 Plus crashing at the Margaux, yes, 194 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:32,325 so I'm just getting no sleep. 195 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:33,960 Now, is that the hotel's fault 196 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,428 or your rock star boyfriend? 197 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:37,597 He's not my boyfriend. He is just-- 198 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:40,133 The famous musician you're shacking up with. 199 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,634 I cannot believe this is my life 200 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:43,536 and not some story that I'm writing in my head. 201 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:46,072 It's wild! It's almost as wild as Bella. 202 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,540 Where do you come up with that stuff? 203 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:48,674 Oh, well, actually-- 204 00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:49,942 Does my hair look okay, by the way? 205 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:51,110 I did not have time to wash it this morning 206 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:52,578 because I was having sex. 207 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:55,214 - [laughter] - [Shelly] Yes, yes. 208 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:58,551 It looks perfect. [clears throat] 209 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:01,654 [Joyce] I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. 210 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:03,389 Okay, I hope you can uh, read my notes. 211 00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:05,658 They got a little bit smudged. 212 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:07,593 Whiskey and, uh... 213 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,196 ...mint chip. 214 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:11,230 What a Wednesday. 215 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:12,432 Well, I learned from the best. 216 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,968 Yes, you did. Okay, I call it... 217 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:18,771 ...Good Clean Fun. 218 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,072 Oh, your dream shoot. 219 00:07:20,072 --> 00:07:22,975 Okay, I am ready. Tell me everything. 220 00:07:22,975 --> 00:07:25,311 A bathhouse, West Hollywood. 221 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:26,913 More men that we know what to do with. 222 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:29,182 A bathhouse? Very sexy. 223 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,349 Okay, what's the angle? 224 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:31,384 [Richie] Okay. 225 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:33,085 Communal bathing. 226 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:36,255 Men lounging, reading, playing board games. 227 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:38,057 It's an exploration of the male form 228 00:07:38,057 --> 00:07:40,092 without artifice, out in the wild. 229 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:43,396 Huh. [chuckles] 230 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:47,967 Do you think it might be too, um... 231 00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:51,404 ...straightforward for Minx? 232 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:52,385 It's real. 233 00:07:52,385 --> 00:07:53,706 You know, actual male desire. 234 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:55,374 Totally. 235 00:07:55,374 --> 00:07:56,409 Yeah. 236 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,911 It's, uh, it's-- it's very, um... 237 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:04,417 Maybe I can, um, think on it. Okay. 238 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,619 Richie's been waiting weeks to pitch this to you. 239 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:07,954 We've already rescheduled twice. 240 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:09,422 - We have to pull the trigger. - Yeah. 241 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:11,891 I just--I don't see how, um, 242 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:14,460 this slots into a women's magazine. 243 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:16,929 What if, you know, it's not in a bathhouse? 244 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:18,231 What if it's the same, 245 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,765 but just, you know, somewhere else? 246 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:20,933 Then it would be different. 247 00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:22,101 I think that we should put a pin in it 248 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:23,236 and we should think about 249 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,972 something more aspirational, okay? 250 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,573 Our centerfolds are the ultimate fantasy. 251 00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:29,275 For our female readers. 252 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:32,879 [Tina] Sounds like you have a very clear vision. 253 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:34,227 Any fixes? 254 00:08:34,227 --> 00:08:35,548 Uh... 255 00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:39,418 ...what about backstage? 256 00:08:39,418 --> 00:08:40,720 A-a stolen moment 257 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:41,901 with a rock star in his dressing room? 258 00:08:41,901 --> 00:08:43,723 Wow. Lightning strikes. 259 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:44,857 How'd you come up with that one? 260 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:48,628 I guess I'll go find us a rock star. 261 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:54,467 Didn't your mama ever teach you how to turn someone down? 262 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:55,581 My mother? No. 263 00:08:55,581 --> 00:08:56,569 My mother... 264 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:58,304 [laughs] 265 00:08:58,304 --> 00:09:00,006 My mother wasn't around for that kind of stuff. 266 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:02,141 Not something you want to talk about? 267 00:09:02,141 --> 00:09:03,242 No, not really. 268 00:09:03,242 --> 00:09:05,111 Well, my mama is a serious bitch, 269 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:06,345 and she taught me that 270 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:08,080 if you don't like something, you just say no. 271 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,249 - Who says I didn't like it? - [Tina] You, in 40 ways. 272 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:12,251 Body language, tone of voice, even the way 273 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:13,519 you keep scratching the back of your head. 274 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:14,620 Okay, I feel observed. 275 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:15,922 You think it's nicer, 276 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:17,823 but it only makes everything worse. 277 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:19,659 Just be direct. 278 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:21,941 By the way, I've looked over your work expenses. 279 00:09:21,941 --> 00:09:22,942 [Joyce] Mm-hmm? 280 00:09:22,942 --> 00:09:24,997 14 valet stubs from the Margaux. 281 00:09:24,997 --> 00:09:26,165 I'm living out of a suitcase. 282 00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:27,366 I--I--I need a place to work. 283 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:28,801 You have an office. 284 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:30,136 I'm not accepting these. 285 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:31,337 - Yeah, but I'm staying-- - [Tina] No. 286 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:33,973 See how easy that was? 287 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:35,107 [energetic rock music plays] 288 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:36,242 Not a problem. 289 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,710 [Shelly] Bella quivered 290 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,812 as Gian-Paul shivered. 291 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:42,348 Ooh, that's good. [chuckles] 292 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:44,183 - [Doug] Shel. - Hi, Doug. 293 00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:45,451 Can I talk to you? 294 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:48,621 That Bella LaRouche stuff is sexy stuff. 295 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:49,789 It really is. 296 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,123 I didn't expect it from a Prigger. 297 00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:52,825 Oh, well, I've always had a wild imagination. 298 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:54,694 Imagination--she's married to an orthodontist 299 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:55,895 from La Cañada. 300 00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:57,363 It's actually San Marino, so... 301 00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,565 Either way, I need a little bit of that sexiness 302 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:00,800 on my special project. 303 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,535 My copy could use a spark. 304 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,337 Well, my spark doesn't come cheap. 305 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,339 How's a hundred bucks and a peek on the inside? 306 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,406 I'm in. 307 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:11,544 Shellfish! 308 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:12,712 You're gonna be working pretty closely 309 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:14,046 - with Bambs on this one. - You know what? 310 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:15,915 I'm on a deadline, actually, so I should just-- 311 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:18,517 Oh, come on. It's an afternoon, and that's-- 312 00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:20,720 [chuckling] Well, that's really all the time we've got. 313 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,555 So I'm gonna lock you two girls in this room, 314 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,190 and please make some magic. 315 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:26,092 [Bambi] Magic's on hold. We have a huge problem. 316 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:28,594 The archdiocese said we can't use their venue anymore. 317 00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:30,463 Oh, no. I guess it's all falling apart. 318 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,664 - I'll just get back to-- - No, no. 319 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,032 Just a little speed bump. It's a hiccup. 320 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:34,000 Everything's gonna be just fine. 321 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,034 I'm so sorry. 322 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:36,035 You give me one thing to do, 323 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:37,036 and I already screwed it up. 324 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:38,337 Oh, Bambi, it's fine. 325 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:39,538 I'll have a new venue by lunch. 326 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:40,873 But here's what I need you girls to do: 327 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:42,742 just stay in this room and grind it out 328 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,510 until you make something great together, okay? 329 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:45,778 Please. 330 00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:49,949 [indistinct chatter] 331 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:51,717 [phone ringing] 332 00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:53,185 [light music plays] 333 00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:56,188 [singer singing in French] 334 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:57,723 ♪ ♪ 335 00:10:57,723 --> 00:10:59,358 [person] Sorry, appointment only. 336 00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:00,726 [Constance] She has one. 337 00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:03,095 ♪ ♪ 338 00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:05,898 - This is Betty, the designer. - Hi. 339 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,500 My latest discovery. 340 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:12,038 An all-female staff confronting the sartorial ennui 341 00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:13,839 of the working women's wardrobe. 342 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,841 Right. Uh... 343 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,376 okay, well, while I agree 344 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:20,212 that professional women do need more clothing options, 345 00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:24,250 I wonder if uh, fashion coverage is beyond the scope of-- 346 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:27,286 [Constance] No, we're not here for the magazine. 347 00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:30,589 We're actually here for you. 348 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:31,590 I'll grab the second rack. 349 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:33,325 A little wardrobe rethink. 350 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:35,494 Multiple racks? [chuckles] 351 00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:37,463 Didn't realize my wardrobe was so stale. 352 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,131 Oh, you have beautiful style. You do. 353 00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:42,702 It just needs to catch up to the woman that you've become 354 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,438 and the magazine that you've elevated so beautifully. 355 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,273 [chuckling] Okay. That's very kind. 356 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,108 Thank you, Constance, but it's-- 357 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:50,810 I actually put a lot of thought into what I wear. 358 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,978 [softly] Right. 359 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:57,083 Navy suits and pussy bows, they got you here, 360 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,618 but you do not need to dress like a man 361 00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:01,454 to earn the respect of one. 362 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,555 Mm-mm. 363 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,256 Not anymore. 364 00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:07,359 Surely, there is something here that catches your eye. 365 00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:10,362 ♪ ♪ 366 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:11,964 Huh. 367 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:15,468 [Constance] What a figure! 368 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,203 See, I had a feeling. 369 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:18,337 Y--yeah. 370 00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:21,440 It feels like a bit of a departure. 371 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,441 [chuckles] 372 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:24,510 No one at your level 373 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:27,847 is claiming sexuality and intelligence 374 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,415 with equal confidence. 375 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:33,686 We can be powerful and feminine. 376 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:37,356 Give our girls something to aspire to. 377 00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:39,725 See, I had to make this all up as I went along. 378 00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:43,863 And boy, do I have the scars to prove it. 379 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:47,399 Let me ease your path a little. 380 00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,903 I have loved having you to look to. 381 00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:52,938 It's not something I'm used to. 382 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,340 And I have really enjoyed 383 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:57,643 having a smart younger woman to fuss over. 384 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,846 No one is gonna force you to do something 385 00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,248 that you don't want to do. 386 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:04,850 Ah. 387 00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:08,287 Why don't you wear this out, see how you feel? 388 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:11,624 If you don't like it, we'll scrap the whole thing. 389 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,527 ♪ ♪ 390 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:15,761 [Richie] You know what? 391 00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:17,797 I think we might have room after all. 392 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,266 Bring back one of those chunky books for her to read. 393 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:25,271 Hmm. I call it Backstage Ass. 394 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:28,274 ♪ ♪ 395 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,746 She's not dumb. This can't be in the magazine. 396 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,181 Honey, lift up your chin a little bit. 397 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,249 Less bored, more judgmental. 398 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:40,286 You don't care how hard he worked on that song. 399 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,720 You're at 90% fuck you. 400 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,923 You need to bring this thing down to about ten. 401 00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,157 [Richie] Only 90? 402 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,926 Hey, Danny, fly in that typewriter. 403 00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,594 She wants everyone to know how busy she is. 404 00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:50,563 Oh, um, typewriting costs extra. 405 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:53,132 - [Tina] Richie? - Excuse me. 406 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,567 What? 407 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,468 We both know I should be shooting Bathhouse right now. 408 00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:59,405 She's the boss, remember? 409 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:01,207 Joyce and I used to have a dialogue. 410 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,342 Now it feels like a lecture. 411 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,878 - I understand your frustration. - [Richie sighs softly] 412 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:08,914 If you can't do this concept, just scrap the shoot. 413 00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:10,850 We'll go with a retrospective. 414 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,017 - [Richie gasps] - Easy. 415 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,919 The magazine isn't even a year old. 416 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,421 That's creative bankruptcy. 417 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:18,457 Telling your boss to go screw herself is career suicide. 418 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:19,892 Don't sweat it. 419 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:22,261 I already pulled some goofy, behind-the-scenes shots. 420 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,897 - We can just-- - Stop hurting me. 421 00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:26,632 [softly] Okay. 422 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:28,767 I'll figure it out. 423 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:31,770 [upbeat funky music plays] 424 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:34,173 - [laughter] - [bell dings] 425 00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:35,507 [laughing] What? 426 00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:36,809 No, I swear. 427 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,677 I thought I was done, but she kept squealing, 428 00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:40,779 so I shoved both my hands back inside 429 00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,047 and pulled out another piglet. 430 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,329 Oh, my God. 431 00:14:43,329 --> 00:14:45,851 The things that happen to you on the 405. 432 00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:47,753 Oh, I have missed these stories. 433 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:49,955 Oh, my God, and look how fast the work went. 434 00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:51,123 Is there anything else? Are we-- 435 00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:53,292 - No, I think that's it. - Okay. 436 00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:54,526 Should we have sex now? 437 00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:57,229 Oh, n--no. Uh, but--no. 438 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,732 I--um, I-- I can't do that again. 439 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,834 I just thought with you coming back here, just-- 440 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,335 Yeah, well, I'm-- 441 00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:07,006 Bambi, I'm back, but we need to be friends. 442 00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:08,454 No more... you know. 443 00:15:08,454 --> 00:15:10,643 - Orgasms. - Yes, that. 444 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,312 Or any associated behaviors. 445 00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:14,713 That's okay. 446 00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:15,915 I love friends. 447 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,016 Friends are the family you choose, 448 00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:19,051 and you don't have sex with family. 449 00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:20,552 Unless it's your stepsibling. 450 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,655 And even then, you have to keep it a secret 451 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,390 because of his political career. 452 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:26,492 I just want you to be happy. 453 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,727 Oh, I am. I'm very happy. 454 00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:29,828 Good. 455 00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:31,030 So am I. 456 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,666 [Andwella's "She Taught Me To Love" playing] 457 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,901 - [camera shutter clicking] - [person] Beautiful, beautiful. 458 00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:38,504 Yeah, you've got a lot of girls out there 459 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:39,972 that'll wanna see this. 460 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,308 That's nice. That's great. 461 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,709 That's excellent. 462 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,978 David, shoot more toward the camera. 463 00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:48,814 [camera shutter clicking] 464 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:52,251 Hey, Graham. Eyes over here. 465 00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:57,189 [singer] ♪ She taught me to run ♪ 466 00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:58,223 ♪ ♪ 467 00:15:58,223 --> 00:16:00,472 My day opened up. 468 00:16:00,472 --> 00:16:01,760 [Graham sighs] 469 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:02,895 Let's get you in the shot. 470 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,476 Hey, Andy, let's get her in the shot. 471 00:16:04,476 --> 00:16:05,564 She already is. 472 00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:06,699 We're on the clock, hon'. Budge up. 473 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,033 Oh, yeah. Totally get it. 474 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:09,868 Yes, um, where do you want me to-- 475 00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:11,770 Um, yeah, you should go over there. 476 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:15,407 Back there in the gazebo, cabana thing. 477 00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:16,442 [clears throat] 478 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,644 ♪ ♪ 479 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,512 - Hi, I'm-- - Joyce Prigger. 480 00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:21,880 - [Joyce] Yeah, that's me. - Fun. 481 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:22,881 You writing a story? 482 00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:24,283 Uh, yeah. 483 00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,018 Yeah, I could be if there's, you know, one to tell. 484 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:27,219 You want any nuggets included? 485 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:28,387 Just make it clear 486 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,656 Carrie and Neil are very happy together. 487 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,758 - [Joyce] Mm-hmm. - Groupies are always circling. 488 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,059 Move quick if you want a drink. 489 00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:36,061 They devour everything. 490 00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:38,263 [Sable] Well, you're just in time 491 00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:39,798 'cause we're all out. 492 00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,667 - There you go. - Mm, thank you. 493 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:45,571 - [Bebe] Love your dress. - Thank you. [chuckles] 494 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,606 Um, so... 495 00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,274 We're with Graham. 496 00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:51,210 He wanted our eyes on this. 497 00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,444 Did he? 498 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:53,779 And how do you know Graham? 499 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,080 I was at this party 500 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,782 and got invited onstage to play the shakers. 501 00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:57,983 You don't say? 502 00:16:57,983 --> 00:16:59,718 He told her that she had the best rhythm 503 00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:01,920 - of any girl he'd ever met. - [Bebe] Stop. 504 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,055 [Veronique] Joyce, my minx, 505 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:03,989 you want something from the kitchen? 506 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:04,990 We're putting in an order. 507 00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,392 - Um-- - [Sable] Oh, my God. 508 00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:08,260 - You're the Minx lady? - [Joyce] Mm-hmm. 509 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,461 Oh, my God! 510 00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:11,196 My mom loves your magazine. 511 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,098 Your mom? That is great. 512 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:14,433 That's so--that's so great. 513 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:17,169 We have a lot of older, um, readers. 514 00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:18,170 How old is your mom? 515 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,538 32 next week. 516 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,773 And you're dating Graham? 517 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:24,510 Uh, would definitely not say dating. 518 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,979 [Sable] So what about you? 519 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,313 I mean, what is Joyce Prigger doing 520 00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:30,349 in the fun time cabana? 521 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,821 You know, that is a great question. 522 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:39,725 [singer singing indistinctly] 523 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,728 [Baby's "Life's What You Make It" playing] 524 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,731 ♪ ♪ 525 00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:55,441 [singer] ♪ Listen to the music ♪ 526 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:56,508 ♪ Listen to the music ♪ 527 00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:57,776 - [Rita] Hey. - Hi. 528 00:17:57,776 --> 00:17:58,877 VIPs this way. 529 00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:01,680 [Dance's "Clean Is Good" playing] 530 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,816 [singer] ♪ Listen to the groove, yeah ♪ 531 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,350 ♪ ♪ 532 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:06,618 [Tina] Ooh, Joyce! 533 00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,220 Looking good. 534 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:11,156 Tina! Oh, I am touched. 535 00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:12,224 Don't make me regret the compliment. 536 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:13,225 [Joyce] Oh. 537 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,726 - Isn't she stunning? - Mm-hmm. 538 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,762 - [Joyce laughs] - How do you feel? 539 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,063 ♪ ♪ 540 00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:19,731 Like myself. 541 00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:22,000 You were right. You were right. 542 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,035 Thank you for the push. 543 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,970 Aw, that's my girl. [chuckles] 544 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,572 All right, a toast. 545 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:29,141 Doug even got me my favorite. Drambuie. 546 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:31,410 Oh, thank you. 547 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,812 [all] Cheers. 548 00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:34,847 What do you think this is? 549 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,515 - [Constance] Mm. - [chimes play] 550 00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:39,751 [Doug] Ladies and gentleladies, the show is about to begin... 551 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,386 [Joyce] That is strong. 552 00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:43,222 [Doug] ...and so please take your seats 553 00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:44,389 and clear your minds, 554 00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:47,593 because the journey starts now. 555 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,632 And that's why I deserve a raise. 556 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,300 [male voice] Quit yer yappin'! 557 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,237 Hike up that skirt and show me those legs. 558 00:18:58,237 --> 00:18:59,438 [male voice 2] Where's my dinner? 559 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,140 You promised me ham! 560 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,342 [male voice 3] If God wanted your opinion, 561 00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:04,710 he would've made you a man. 562 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,079 Et tu, padre? 563 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,381 Oh! 564 00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:12,451 It's so hard being a woman in 1973. 565 00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:15,787 If only there was a way to make a change. 566 00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:17,189 [clears throat softly] 567 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:20,893 [clears throat loudly] 568 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,861 I said, if only there was a way 569 00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:24,263 to make a change! 570 00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:25,898 [harp music playing] 571 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,866 [scoffs] A dirty lamp? 572 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:30,035 A woman's job is never done. 573 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:33,071 - [air hissing] - [harp music playing] 574 00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:35,607 [gasps] A magic genie? 575 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:38,610 [giggles] 576 00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:41,914 I'm here to grant you three wishes. 577 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,982 Hmm, wow. 578 00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:48,287 I guess my first wish would be to find a man who gets it. 579 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:50,055 [genie] Your wish is my command... 580 00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:52,424 at Club Minx! 581 00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:54,426 [rowdy rock music playing] 582 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:55,994 [Doug] That's right, ladies! 583 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:59,331 Welcome to the club where you come first and often! 584 00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:00,299 [singer] ♪ When you gonna wake up ♪ 585 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:03,101 [Doug] Don't worry about dinner tonight, 586 00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:06,738 because what Maurice has cooking is piping hot! 587 00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:08,607 ♪ ♪ 588 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:11,610 [cheers and applause] 589 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,946 ♪ ♪ 590 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:17,015 [cheers and applause] 591 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:18,917 Don't get your panties in a bunch. 592 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:21,286 Ivan's here to take 'em off... 593 00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:23,488 - [cheers and applause] - ...and iron them. 594 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,757 [singer] ♪ Hollywood high ♪ 595 00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:27,759 [laughing] 596 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:31,863 ♪ Hollywood high ♪ 597 00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:32,965 - [laughter] - Oh... 598 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,700 ♪ ♪ 599 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,703 [Doug] Are you feeling underappreciated, ladies? 600 00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:40,872 Well maybe tonight Nestor can help, 601 00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:45,143 'cause he's gonna take really good care of your children. 602 00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:46,478 [cheers and applause] 603 00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:49,514 And last but definitely not least, ladies, 604 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:52,517 remember you're not alone in this revolution. 605 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:54,152 Oh, no! 606 00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:58,824 Because my guy Xavier isn't afraid to fight... 607 00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,559 for your rights! 608 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:02,661 [cheers and applause] 609 00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:05,697 ♪ ♪ 610 00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:09,735 [Mantis' "Hollywood Eyes" playing" 611 00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,370 ♪ ♪ 612 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:15,607 [singer] ♪ They say in Hollywood the garden grows ♪ 613 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:19,278 ♪ They say in Hollywood That everyone knows ♪ 614 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,079 ♪ Oh ♪ 615 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:23,215 ♪ ♪ 616 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,317 [cheers and applause] 617 00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:27,219 ♪ ♪ 618 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,855 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! 619 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:31,990 That's how you start a show, boys! 620 00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:33,692 Sexy, sexy! Keep fluffing, keep fluffing! 621 00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,527 Doug, last looks on Maurice. 622 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:38,563 [indistinct chatter] 623 00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:42,734 Let's just see. 624 00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:44,536 Stick this in there. Don't be shy. 625 00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:46,104 - For real? - It's not a judgment. 626 00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:48,974 It's stagecraft, Mo. Just do what I'm asking. 627 00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,446 [Bambi] All the letters I can write 628 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,214 are not as fair as this. 629 00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:57,949 Syllables of velvet, 630 00:21:57,949 --> 00:22:00,252 depths of ruby, undrained. 631 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:03,288 [funky percussive music plays] 632 00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:06,191 ♪ ♪ 633 00:22:19,938 --> 00:22:22,040 And a bathhouse was too much? 634 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,343 ♪ ♪ 635 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,278 - Where's Joyce? - Depends. 636 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:29,414 Where'd you land on the shoot? 637 00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:32,184 Deadline's a deadline. 638 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,586 ♪ ♪ 639 00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:37,869 Now, am I supposed to find the baby attractive? 640 00:22:37,869 --> 00:22:39,124 Because I do. 641 00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:42,461 But is that the intention of the piece? 642 00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:44,696 Probably best to not think about it too hard. 643 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:46,431 Hey, Xavier. Come here for a sec, would ya? 644 00:22:46,431 --> 00:22:47,566 Anything you need, Mr. Doug. 645 00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:48,734 Okay, you see that woman over there? 646 00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:49,935 Mm. 647 00:22:49,935 --> 00:22:51,169 [Doug] See the one I'm pointing at? 648 00:22:51,169 --> 00:22:52,804 [Xavier] Mm-hmm. Yeah. 649 00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:54,906 You got something special in you, man. 650 00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:56,241 - Know what I mean? - Mm. 651 00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:57,642 You've been working your whole life for it. 652 00:22:57,642 --> 00:22:58,810 Well, now's the moment. 653 00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:01,413 I want you to go make that woman feel alive 654 00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:03,548 the way only the X-man can. 655 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,417 [both chuckling] 656 00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:06,918 You know, my name actually isn't Xavier. 657 00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:08,220 - Yeah, I get it, I get it. - Okay. 658 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,454 But that's what I'm gonna need from you, okay? 659 00:23:09,454 --> 00:23:10,689 Okay. 660 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:11,990 No, no, no, no, no. 661 00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:13,525 Sexy baby's on stage. Just give him a second. 662 00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:16,328 You have one final wish. 663 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,430 Use it wisely. 664 00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:22,033 - I wish women ruled the world. - [cheers and applause] 665 00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:23,301 [harp music playing] 666 00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:25,003 As the next President of the United States, 667 00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:27,406 do you promise to protect life, liberty, 668 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,207 and the pursuit of... 669 00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:30,609 - sexiness? - [audience exclaiming] 670 00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:32,911 I do, America. 671 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,914 [T-Rex's "20th Century Boy" playing] 672 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,416 ♪ ♪ 673 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,984 [cheers and applause] 674 00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:42,020 ♪ ♪ 675 00:23:51,463 --> 00:23:53,432 [singer] ♪ Friends say it's fine ♪ 676 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,233 ♪ Friends say it's good ♪ 677 00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:56,601 ♪ Everybody says ♪ 678 00:23:56,601 --> 00:24:00,138 ♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪ 679 00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:02,073 ♪ ♪ 680 00:24:02,073 --> 00:24:05,777 ♪ I move like a cat Charge like a ram ♪ 681 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:10,449 ♪ Sting like a bee, babe I wanna be your man ♪ 682 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,452 ♪ ♪ 683 00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:17,789 ♪ Well, it's plain to see ♪ 684 00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:19,524 ♪ You were meant for me ♪ 685 00:24:19,524 --> 00:24:21,259 ♪ Yeah, I'm your boy ♪ 686 00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:23,495 ♪ Your 20th Century toy ♪ 687 00:24:23,495 --> 00:24:26,498 ♪ ♪ 688 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:34,105 ♪ Friends say it's fine Friends say it's good ♪ 689 00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:35,674 ♪ Everybody says ♪ 690 00:24:35,674 --> 00:24:40,612 ♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪ 691 00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:42,180 ♪ ♪ 692 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:43,682 [all] M-I-N-X! 693 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:45,317 M-I-N-X! 694 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,853 - What club is this? - [all] Club Minx! 695 00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:49,788 Yeah! So good! 696 00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:51,256 So sexy, guys! 697 00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:53,625 That was excellent. Really good, really good. 698 00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:55,894 Hey, tip these guys out, okay? Give 'em some real money. 699 00:24:55,894 --> 00:24:57,162 I'm so proud of you guys! 700 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,998 Block off '73 and '74! 701 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:03,101 We got a fucking hit! I love you guys so much. 702 00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:04,202 Hey! 703 00:25:04,202 --> 00:25:05,871 [laughs] 704 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:09,808 You said you wanted a big idea, I gave you gravity, huh? 705 00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:11,209 I haven't been this entertained 706 00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:13,445 since Nat King Cole sung at my wedding. 707 00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:14,613 Oh, I knew it! 708 00:25:14,613 --> 00:25:16,114 But this is just the start! 709 00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:18,083 I want to start with medium-size markets, 710 00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:20,318 two troupes, East Coast, West Coast. 711 00:25:20,318 --> 00:25:22,621 - really just-- - Joyce has some concerns. 712 00:25:22,621 --> 00:25:24,055 [Doug] Oh, yeah. I saw you. 713 00:25:24,055 --> 00:25:27,092 You seemed to be very concerned with my pal Xavier. 714 00:25:27,092 --> 00:25:29,040 The show was really fun. 715 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,962 It was acrobatic, 716 00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:33,932 and the men had impressive physiques. 717 00:25:33,932 --> 00:25:35,734 Oh, these boys have rock-hard bodies. 718 00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:38,803 It takes real dedication, and they got it. 719 00:25:38,803 --> 00:25:40,705 - I saw you liking it. - [Joyce laughs] 720 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,207 You throw a great party. 721 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:43,808 [Doug] Oh, thank you. 722 00:25:43,808 --> 00:25:46,545 But I don't want to be the host of it. 723 00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:49,314 It just--it wasn't Minx. 724 00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:52,217 Well, what are you talking about, right? 725 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,085 Minx is so much more than a magazine now. 726 00:25:54,085 --> 00:25:56,521 We can be whatever the fuck we want, right? 727 00:25:57,789 --> 00:25:58,924 No one at our level 728 00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:01,993 is claiming sexuality and intelligence 729 00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:03,495 with equal confidence, 730 00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:07,365 and this was one of those things, but it just-- 731 00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:10,769 I don't see a world where it ever becomes both. 732 00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:17,309 You said you wanted to be wowed, right? 733 00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:19,511 Well, were you fucking wowed tonight? 734 00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:22,247 Yes, and as much as I enjoyed myself, 735 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:23,715 I have to defer to Joyce. 736 00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:26,184 That was our deal. 737 00:26:26,184 --> 00:26:28,853 But Joyce, you look at that. 738 00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:33,024 Sexual liberation on display. 739 00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:35,226 Doug, the answer is no. 740 00:26:35,226 --> 00:26:36,561 I'm sorry. 741 00:26:41,866 --> 00:26:44,469 [singer] ♪ And she treats me ♪ 742 00:26:44,469 --> 00:26:46,071 ♪ Like I don't care ♪ 743 00:26:46,071 --> 00:26:48,206 I can barely hear the "fuck you." 744 00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:50,375 - [Richie] Joyce loved them. - Of course she did. 745 00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:52,277 - These are amazing. - [Richie] Mm. 746 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:54,713 Bathhouse would've been better. 747 00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:56,715 You weren't really gonna do a retrospective, were you? 748 00:26:56,715 --> 00:26:58,917 No. Even I know that's a bad idea. 749 00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:01,186 Hmm. 750 00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:02,420 You know, you're really good 751 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,422 at this whole managing people thing. 752 00:27:04,422 --> 00:27:05,724 [Tina] It's my job. 753 00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:06,992 But I'm not sure I like it when you do it to me. 754 00:27:06,992 --> 00:27:08,793 Sometimes you're the job. 755 00:27:10,261 --> 00:27:12,197 But you're worth it. 756 00:27:12,197 --> 00:27:13,965 Look what you can do. 757 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,370 You think anyone else knows how good we are? 758 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:21,406 ♪ ♪ 759 00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:23,608 Not a chance. 760 00:27:23,608 --> 00:27:26,244 [singer] ♪ To have and to hold ♪ 761 00:27:26,244 --> 00:27:28,079 ♪ To say in my soul ♪ 762 00:27:28,079 --> 00:27:29,381 [Shelly] Chin up, okay? 763 00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:31,483 No one can take away what you did out there. 764 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,552 [sighs] 765 00:27:34,552 --> 00:27:35,654 Oh... 766 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,022 Hey, I know it hurts. 767 00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:38,390 I mean, I only worked on it a day, 768 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:39,658 and I'm very disappointed. 769 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,826 I can't imagine how you're feeling. 770 00:27:42,927 --> 00:27:44,796 When you dream something up 771 00:27:44,796 --> 00:27:47,132 and someone just takes it away... 772 00:27:47,132 --> 00:27:49,300 I don't think I have it in me. 773 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:51,069 Business is so mean. 774 00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:52,404 It is mean, 775 00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:54,506 but you just need a good night's sleep, you know? 776 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,274 Oh. [sighs] 777 00:27:56,274 --> 00:27:58,777 [Bambi] Will you stay a little longer? 778 00:27:58,777 --> 00:27:59,844 I just need a friend. 779 00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:01,746 I don't want to be alone tonight. 780 00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:04,349 ♪ ♪ 781 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,151 You know what? I wish I could, but I just-- 782 00:28:06,151 --> 00:28:07,886 I--I have to get home. 783 00:28:07,886 --> 00:28:09,587 I'm sorry. 784 00:28:09,587 --> 00:28:11,156 It's okay. 785 00:28:11,156 --> 00:28:14,159 ♪ ♪ 786 00:28:19,664 --> 00:28:21,566 What a waste. 787 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:25,470 [siren wailing in distance] 788 00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:30,008 You know, I haven't had a boss since I was 16 years old, 789 00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:31,976 and now I have two, 790 00:28:31,976 --> 00:28:34,412 and one of them is Joyce fucking Prigger. 791 00:28:34,412 --> 00:28:36,247 I was wondering when you were gonna figure that out. 792 00:28:36,247 --> 00:28:38,183 I have been busting my ass. 793 00:28:38,183 --> 00:28:40,251 I've been working so hard, Tines. 794 00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:42,020 And what do I have to show for it? 795 00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:44,689 A Rolls-Royce, a six-figure deal, 796 00:28:44,689 --> 00:28:47,325 and... how many Speedos did you buy? 797 00:28:47,325 --> 00:28:48,460 Minimum was 2,000. 798 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,195 I got a little cocky and bought 4,000. 799 00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:52,931 You could uh, slap a Minx logo on 'em. 800 00:28:52,931 --> 00:28:54,332 Please don't. 801 00:28:54,332 --> 00:28:58,036 What do you say we hop in your fancy car, 802 00:28:58,036 --> 00:29:00,038 drive up the coast, 803 00:29:00,038 --> 00:29:02,340 get lost where no one can reach us? 804 00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:04,375 [Doug sighs] 805 00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:07,579 Only if you drive so I can get drunk in the car. 806 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:09,047 [chuckles] Deal. 807 00:29:09,047 --> 00:29:10,215 [knock at door] 808 00:29:13,685 --> 00:29:14,953 You never said goodbye. 809 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:16,187 [inhales deeply] 810 00:29:16,187 --> 00:29:18,323 I was told not to interrupt the talent. 811 00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:19,824 - I made a mistake. - [Joyce chuckles] 812 00:29:19,824 --> 00:29:21,760 I wanted you there, it's just-- I don't know. 813 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,096 Sometimes--sometimes I get caught up. 814 00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:29,968 You're a star, Graham. 815 00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:31,736 And you should enjoy that. 816 00:29:31,736 --> 00:29:34,519 I plan on doing the same. 817 00:29:34,519 --> 00:29:35,807 Just not with you. 818 00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:37,542 Come on. 819 00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:39,477 - Don't be mad. - I'm not. 820 00:29:41,212 --> 00:29:42,747 Look, we had a lot of fun, 821 00:29:42,747 --> 00:29:45,049 and you introduced me to my new favorite hotel. 822 00:29:45,049 --> 00:29:46,484 [chuckles] 823 00:29:46,484 --> 00:29:48,987 All right. Okay. 824 00:29:48,987 --> 00:29:50,835 Yeah. 825 00:29:50,835 --> 00:29:51,856 Well, can we at least just-- 826 00:29:51,856 --> 00:29:53,992 - Good night, Graham. - Okay. 827 00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:58,710 If you change your mind... 828 00:29:58,710 --> 00:30:00,265 I'll be over here. 829 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:03,802 [door closes] 830 00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:08,773 [breathing deeply] 831 00:30:09,941 --> 00:30:11,322 - Was that-- - Yeah. 832 00:30:11,322 --> 00:30:14,325 [Jim Sullivan's "Whistle Stop" playing] 833 00:30:14,325 --> 00:30:17,629 ♪ ♪ 834 00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:22,020 [Jim] ♪ Thunder And lightning in my eyes ♪ 835 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:24,689 ♪ And when the train ♪ 836 00:30:24,689 --> 00:30:26,291 ♪ Began to move ♪ 837 00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:31,129 ♪ Then she waved goodbye To being for a while ♪ 838 00:30:31,129 --> 00:30:32,764 ♪ ♪ 839 00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:35,200 ♪ All the air ♪ 840 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,970 ♪ Just seemed quite foggy To me ♪ 841 00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:41,973 ♪ ♪ 842 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:53,251 ♪ We have spoken in a way ♪ 843 00:30:53,251 --> 00:30:55,620 ♪ And I knew ♪ 844 00:30:55,620 --> 00:31:00,225 ♪ That I had known her Before this day ♪ 845 00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:03,728 ♪ Echoing inside the ♪ 846 00:31:03,728 --> 00:31:06,130 ♪ Memories ♪ 847 00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:09,234 ♪ Still unknown to me ♪ 848 00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:11,402 ♪ Do you know the feeling? ♪ 849 00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:13,905 ♪ Can you love someone ♪ 850 00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:18,176 ♪ You've only met A while ago ♪ 851 00:31:18,176 --> 00:31:20,511 ♪ ♪ 852 00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:23,281 ♪ Is it just a life ♪ 853 00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:26,217 ♪ A lifetime gone ♪ 854 00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:29,554 ♪ ♪ 855 00:31:30,268 --> 00:31:33,458 ♪ Sing ba-da-da-da Da-da-da-da ♪ 856 00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:36,694 ♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da ♪ 857 00:31:36,694 --> 00:31:39,697 ♪ Ba-da-da-da-da, da-da-da ♪